I got a Ber on my 10th run in chaos sanctuary........ on my 1000th replay of the game.

@NFK2Killer

Жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@xSpooKee

Жыл бұрын

Found my first on my way to mephisto. couple months ago I found a Jah and Ber in the same day in CS. Doing players 7 with my nova Sorc. It was wild. Lately I found a lot of Ohms. One each day lately. Go figure

I wish hollywood execs would take note of your channel. This is how to subvert expectations and actually make it funny and unexpected. You're a gem. Also make a gold barb you poor bastard.

Hilarious. Both, the golem tale and your insane luck. Well deserved though. Keep these videos rolling!

As a d2 player for over a decade, the intro is priceless "lets see what I'm getting myself into " ..had to pause it i was laughing so hard. Love your videos, always a joy to watch.

So, here's the thing about elite packs in D2. If an area can have 6-8 elite packs and you've so far encountered, say, three elite packs and then a pack of four champions (ghostly, champion, whatever), then your elite counter for this area jumps to seven, and you will at most encounter one more elite pack. Or zero. Mind you, the counter CAN go over the maximum if you face seven elite packs, and then the game rolls a champion pack which always has at least two champions. Another exception are the guaranteed supeuniques who tick the counter up if you find them before reaching the elite cap for the area but will still spawn after reaching the cap. I believe MacroBioBoi did a great video explaining this quirk, using Tristram for illustration. At worst and super unluckiest, you can have zero elite packs in the super cow level if you just find two champion groups, three cows each.

Holy Cow! Hade a couple spare Minutes and finally clicked on one of your Videos from my recommendations. Really nice Dude! I stay awhile :) But your Voice and sense of humor feels familiar to me. If you have another channel i might be subscribed to that as well ^^

Great stuff! Watched your other cow video just the other week and saw it got 2k likes… Kind of bummed you found the rune so fast 😅 I appreciate the data at 1:20

😂😂😂 best comedic d2 channel in existence. Slay!

you are legitimately insane. i seriously hope you get the hospitalization you need. with that youve earned a sub.

Good on yar fella I was actually prob one of the only peeps that was hoping you'd find it without doing 10k plus runs and cubing up like a dope fiend !

Watched quite a few of your videos earlier, very entertaining. Views should be 10 times higher for quality like this.

The insane amount of luck in getting it so fast is insane dude. It dropped from a normal cow right, not even elite pack. That's a 1 in 730 549 drop. GG's!

@calef_xd

Жыл бұрын

65 cow runs is only like, 20-30k cows. It was honestly ridiculous luck

@Musclecars4l1fe

Жыл бұрын

@@calef_xd I played this game for a VERY long time and have NEVER had a ber rune drop for me. I have spent countless hours grinding cows and other target farms for High runes, I have always had to trade for them... You need to go buy a lotto ticket if you can.

@fullout42

Жыл бұрын

@@Musclecars4l1feI’ve found every rune except for Lo and jah

@Maurilio299

11 ай бұрын

@@fullout42 rng is crazy. I found 3 Lo, 1 Jah, 1 ber recently, 2 sur, never found cham and zod. Trying to find another Ber to make infinity. 500hours of Single player on Nintendo switch.

This video is incredibly under rated. Enjoyed the sarcasm

RIP Iron Golem. Can I get a moment of silence

Well I'll be... That's some sick luck there sir! GG!

LET HIM COOK

Your videos are so good. Thank you so much!

really love your videos and creative humor 😂

How much more will you have me do? Tell me! -Inarius.

The pain is real. Fanatic packs of cows are up there with Conviction-juiced Trav Council in terms of danger to IGs. I tend to go light on the telestomping unless I have at least one Insight in reserve, and then it goes onto Merc until I can farm up another one.

All I can say is...Lol Props to his commitment

great video!

Good Job Bro, you did it :)

Completed nice work

This game loves to troll. Right before I hit lvl 97 with my sorc, I teleported into a group of souls, barely escaped only to teleported into fan aura doom knights and got wrecked. Also had a D spawn on me during the 4th baal wave and one of the seal bosses in act4. Bout craped my pants in surprise lol

The golem part killed me 😂😂

Wow hell yeah grats on the ber, thats a beauty

Lol that where do iron golems go when they die bit was pretty funny.

That was insane! I did over 1500 cow runs nand got nothing over Um. Well GG cale!

Bwahahahaha... that iron golem gone to heaven.

Iron Golem had a family.

I found two bers in cows... one right after the other. Now nothing feels the same

Rest in peace iron golem o7

Great video! What kind of Necro build are you using? What's causing the cows to just fall over and die? Thank you

@calef_xd

Жыл бұрын

Corpse Explosion!

2:16 "Yep, thats me...."

The thing that I understand about "champion packs" is that there is a MAXIMUM per area (ie Cow level or even blood moor). And you can get less "packs" if you spawn in the blue champion packs that have 4 champions because each monster counts as 1 toward the maximum. The max I believe is 8 but I cannot remember off the top of my head. So you could have 2 packs because all 8 of the slots were taken by the blue champion monsters and not the solo unique pack. As seen in your evidence clip none of those were the blue packs allowing for the 8 unique monsters.

fucking collapsed out of my chair at your reaction to the tal chest drop on #1 omfg

"If this video gets 3000 likes I'll play cows until deaths fathom" You know you want to...

Haha death star and rakanishus final form 😂😂 gold

I remember back in the day I had a bot run 100,000 hell cow runs and found 1 Ber 0 Jah. So idk who came up with 800 runs but RNG is what says you find anything in D2. 65 runs is GG to you bro

That Grand Matron bow at the end tho

Bro that Death Star was amazing if it rolled 300 plus ed…

GD every video of you're makes me lol

Dear Iron Golem, we miss you.

Wow, awesome runs. I went full CE on my necromancer (level 50 CE, flickering flame, +6 CE white, pnb skillers... or flame rift + bone break depending on the map). Just utilize bone wall well with aggro controlling curses and it's really op lol

@unicyclepeon

Жыл бұрын

Where are your other skill points? How many in bone wall and it's synergies? How do you get your first kill or two?

@vlee9275

Жыл бұрын

@@unicyclepeon I'm mostly a summoner. 20 points in summon mastery, raise skeleton, amplify damage, and CE. 1 point in every curse and the rest of the points i can get I put into golem mastery. First kill is typically done by the mercenary. I am running infinity/gface/fort on merc and insight on iron golem.

@unicyclepeon

Жыл бұрын

@@vlee9275 thx for the breakdown. appreciate it!!

I just got one off a skeletal archer in hell tristram, I tried explaining the odds of that are almost like winning the lottery but my gf just couldn't comprehend it. So I came here where I know the insanity of it would be appreciated since I needed to get that knowledge out into the world haha

I know what you mean, whenever you get off ladder the game just starts showering you with great items and loot. Its as if RNJesus is watching you with lag on, and blessing with with fat loot just a bit too late.

Iron Golems ofc visit the pearly gates of the heavenly junkyard after their death.

the death star actually had a couple good affixes, amp 40 ias and fools. Eth, cruel, rep and it would've been an actual death star

i was thinking to hop back on d2r. is this game still worth playing online ? i heard bots ruined online

It does happen. I found a Jah in p1 cows and I am a very casual player. I might do 10-20 runs per week.

I lost track of how many knobs defending the dumbass drop rate of Uber uniques in D4 would try to argue for it by saying: “In D2 items like Zod, Jah, and Ber are just as rare” I don’t know what part pissed me off more, the fact these people that did t know shit about D2 trying to use D2 to bolster their argument and refusing to accept they were wrong or lying, or the D4 Uber unique drop rate.

That was Great! I like diabloio too. wowhead to many ads.

Lol RIP Iron Golem

you have my luck, everytime i go to do a challenge, it drops immediately.. ber in 60 runs in LK, gull dagger in 20 gambles. soj from nm andy in 100 runs

Difficulty..... dude rocking best in slot..

super duper Poggers!!!

i keep checking youtube for your stream but your never streaming. do you have a schedule?

@calef_xd

Жыл бұрын

weekdays 1-7 pm EST. Might do a Monday + Wednesday + Friday schedule so it gives me edit days in between

I have an ammy I dropped from vanilla... that has so much to poison res and over 15 to another with 20ish (or higher slightly) for the other two that it beats out a prismatic ;( It still also has take 2 less damage from magic... and a worthless minor strength/life bonus lol

RIP BESKAR GOLEM

I found a jah rune from cows 2 seasons in a row on p1. Probably was around 25-30 runs each time. Rng is rng I guess. Also found vex rune from NM baal runs on p8 two seasons in a row. That's where my luck dried up unfortunately.

No fucking shot bro Lmao

Baranars star has no varians, meaning it’s always “perfect” :).anyways entertaining vid :)

As a D2 noob I have to ask: why is there a Diablo doorcamping Cow Level entrance?

@calef_xd

Жыл бұрын

That is Diablo Clone, he spawns serverwide periodically and spawns in the place of the first superunique monster you encounter. So he can replace Rakinishu, Eldritch, Bishibosh, Etc.

Ggs

Pretty sure hell cows spawns up to 8 packs, but champion packs dont count as 1 pack I think? Been so long, but I think it counts per champ spawn.

Good ol jah

amazonbasin duuuuuude

God nuke

I wish I could have found a Ber, or Jah, or Sur in the 5000hrs I've put into the game over 20 years.. fml

I have found every rune twice or more on d2r bnet, except Ber; I just can't get it to drop. 😡

I never run ladder because well I don't like seasons so :D

What if they gave us a “cow level” per act but different monsters

@sdsu6

Жыл бұрын

Pig level, horse level etc? 😂

@kristopherleslie8343

Жыл бұрын

@@sdsu6 at what point did you ever see a pig or horse in game? Idiots these days

@JosephMagicFlower

Жыл бұрын

@@kristopherleslie8343 D3

OMG you really did it. I thought you called it off. (I´m not on twitch) I dont really like cow runs but I found my very first Zod rune and a Ber there without doing much runs. I found a Ber today in the pit doing 5 runs or so and made my second infinity on sp. First one -46%, second one -45% light res... Give me yours pls.

nice.................

I found 2 Jah, 2 Sur before Ber❤ then cubed the Sur runes

Bro thats rookie numbers to get a ber. I did like 2k runs and no ber lmao

I ran Cows on P4 whole day and didn't get a single high rune

My boi did it! BTW, when you gonn stream?

@calef_xd

Жыл бұрын

Probs weekdays 1-7 EST

The only runes I have never had drop are ber and jah 😒

insane luck

@benbrown1535

Жыл бұрын

I found a 45life pcomb in TZ cows during the christmas special last year. It was EPIC

Hahahaha!!

HOW DOES ANYONE HAVE THIS MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS? DID YOU WIN THE LOTTERY!!??

LET'S GOOOO

if you work at mcdonalds for a day, you can get 120x ber or more