I didn’t like my own comment 🗿🍷

@CookNeeze05

8 ай бұрын

@@RomanisRandom I translated * instantly subs *

@mrtrexxx1

8 ай бұрын

​@@RomanisRandomsure bud

@junglelifetv2124

8 ай бұрын

@@CookNeeze05same here

@IsaacSV-2006

8 ай бұрын

Nerds

@Superhotfia

8 ай бұрын

Loser

You know it boutta be good when Sam posts a movie

@Vonchy

8 ай бұрын

Extended cut ahh movie

@cherrytomatoes2613

8 ай бұрын

this is 3 and a half movies

@lishixin2673

8 ай бұрын

Unfunny -kavetion🤡

@Tetracontakaitetragon

8 ай бұрын

​@@lishixin2673 who th is kavetion

@parkerphipps6123

8 ай бұрын

​@@lishixin2673unfunny your life

Most games: 1-2 hours There's no game: 5+ hours

@pengxu9244

Ай бұрын

idk what types of games are 1-2 hours but ok

@chetkent7974

6 күн бұрын

@@pengxu9244Minecraft if you make a house, Palworld, and many other but I don’t have all day to list them all

@kondoesroblox69420

2 күн бұрын

1-2 hours is a fucking speedrun

Sam is the type of guy to add an annoying gulp sound every time he takes a drink

@moxxiexrandomimp9029

2 ай бұрын

Yes

@Moshmosh134

12 күн бұрын

Philza Minecraft-

Sam is the type of guy to post from 30 minutes long videos to 3 hours and 30 minutes

@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl

8 ай бұрын

Don’t read my name

@darkonautgaming23

8 ай бұрын

@@DontreadthedescriptonmychanlLuckily for you, I won’t! You are very welcome! I would like compensation for my assistance in the form of $5.

@RainbowMasonOfficial

8 ай бұрын

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok I won’t

@AK_638

8 ай бұрын

Ok and?

@stephen8797

8 ай бұрын

shut up

Was not expecting to get so invested in the storyline of a not-game

@Hiodiscord

5 ай бұрын

200th like

@lanagain1462

5 ай бұрын

Same!

@rxndomfxndom7405

5 ай бұрын

I found this non-game from EazySpeezy but same

@ianflores4662

4 ай бұрын

241th like

@ly-r7436

3 ай бұрын

Same

3:33:57 Sambucha: It’s amazing that there’s only one control, and that’s a click. Geometry Dash: You have no idea.

@user-zf1ew4et4u

Ай бұрын

Space bar

@TheRealXCGD

Ай бұрын

@@user-zf1ew4et4u Depends if you're on mobile or not. Anyways, sometimes GD is 1(Classic), 2(2 Player Classic), 3(Platformer), or 6(2 Player Platformer) gameplay.

@kondoesroblox69420

2 күн бұрын

did you just watch the entire video?

@TheRealXCGD

Күн бұрын

@@kondoesroblox69420 Yes, I did.

For some really weird reason, whenever I fall asleep watching KZread I always wake up to this video. I have no clue why

@FoxyMeep

17 күн бұрын

Me too

@Kidn00dl3_

13 күн бұрын

I am also duck

am I going to watch Sam play a game that isn’t a game for three hours and thirty minutes, yes, yes I will.

@mrworld1645

8 ай бұрын

beat it

@KknoXxunoreverse

8 ай бұрын

Same

@user-hf4tc5go6o

8 ай бұрын

Me to I’m on 2h rn

@noorjahanbegum1198

8 ай бұрын

I’m on no hour

@Hitaro69

8 ай бұрын

this is what im doing on my weekend lmao

Only Sam can think that 40 mins is a long vid and then casually post a 3 hour one

@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl

8 ай бұрын

Don’t read my name

@AK_638

8 ай бұрын

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok

@yok9296

8 ай бұрын

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlyou're not funny

@mrArman914

8 ай бұрын

​@@yok9296 hes a bot, report him

@Medi-mo2nh

5 ай бұрын

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok then I won’t

Mise en abyme: French for "Placement In Abyss." In practice, it's when an image has a smaller image of itself in itself, & an even smaller image of itself inside of that...Gives the impression of being reduced into infinity. In literature, it's a microcosm of a related story inside of the larger story itself, like in a dream sequence...In the American Werewolf In London movie, the protagonist David sleeping made use of this by nesting a nightmare within a nightmare within a nightmare. You've probably noticed the running joke about how the narrator (named "Game") keeps getting called out for having a Russian accent. That's actually the voice of the game developer, Pascal Cammisotto, who is a native French speaker. During development, the cast/crew had a running joke about how his accent sounded Russian so he decided to run with it in the not-game too. He's also the one who makes his real-life appearance during Chapter 6 of the game. And yes, the KickStarter funding for developing this wasn't enough...He really did run out of money before completing this not-game...But he was determined to finish it anyway, so he modified the story line to take that into account too. That's why it's mentioned in a few different places through the course of the game...I mean, non-game. Chapter 4: The perfect way to work your finger to the bone, huh?... "Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen!" (Whack!) I wonder how many game players have wanted to do that to the real Navi without totally breaking the game? Also, you did too much digging in the dirt? Well, in a clicker game like that, what do you *always* do to solve a problem? Throw money at it, of course. It's always the solution the devs prefer most. In Chapter 5, I love Gigi's (Julie Shields) song. I love it so much that I sometimes load up the autosave for Chapter 5 & play through just for the sole purpose fo hearing it again. It's quite easy to take your time & listen to it, even though she only sings lyrics for the first two verses, always humming the melody after that...But she *always* sings the chorus (the clues) fully so there's no time limit to solve the puzzle. I've found that solving the memory card puzzle is easier by drawing a quick diagram of the cards & number them according to their positions. When you're stuck in the cellphone you can find that one phone number in the emails...But you already know a different phone number from earlier. Remember Miss Voodoo (555-2368)? Try calling that number too. You can see the second ending if you load up the "Epilog" save file from the menu, then when you're given the choice to play the game or erase the source coding, just hit the other button that you *didn't* hit before; No, you don't have to play through the whole non-game again to get there.

@jebas2383

2 ай бұрын

YOU SPENT YOUR TIME BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE TIME TO LIKE THIS COMMENT RESPECT TO YOU BRO

@r_and_a433

11 күн бұрын

How does this have so little likes?!

“Just dont take me to France” -Sambucha being teleported to France

@JadeHakola

2 ай бұрын

Frenc💀🏳

"Now invest into pot" is a sentence I did not expect to hear in this playthrough.

@Therealistfroggo

8 ай бұрын

When

@justanothergamer64

8 ай бұрын

@@Therealistfroggo 1:51:54

@OmnipotentChickenNugget

8 ай бұрын

I was using it for background noise and I nearly died when he said that

@Cherrylime.-zy3vh

6 ай бұрын

Bro- seriously.... Its normally more like "GAHH! DAMNIT!! I BOUGHT THE POT ON ACCIDENT!! GAAAAHH THERE GOES 200 COINS!" 😂😂

@OmnipotentChickenNugget

6 ай бұрын

@@Cherrylime.-zy3vh what are you talking about

Y'know Sam's comments on his long-form videos are far more positive and peaceful than his shorts

@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl

8 ай бұрын

Don’t read my name

@uncarrot

7 ай бұрын

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok

@brainboy7123

7 ай бұрын

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok I won’t, what ever your name is

@CanyonEdit

6 ай бұрын

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlk

@2AM_Drixzy

4 ай бұрын

𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓽

58:14 when Sam said “I’m over here baby look” I could not stop laughing 😂😂

@roastytoasty4350

Ай бұрын

Ayo!

Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite KZreadrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. Also, BEAT IT!

you know it’s a good video when it’s 3 and a half hours long

@rowancaprio3800

8 ай бұрын

and that this is one of my favorite steam games that I have ever played and there's not many videos on it

@Grimstroyer

8 ай бұрын

Your not gonna watch it all mortal

@danielxavier7171

8 ай бұрын

#raiseriggy

@rowancaprio3800

8 ай бұрын

@@danielxavier7171 you got the wrong channel

@Desto_OP

8 ай бұрын

​@@Grimstroyeru picked the wrong channel fool

Famous quotes from Sambucha “for a game that is not a game” brings tears of laughter to my eyes every time 😂

@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl

8 ай бұрын

Don’t read my name

@hyspher

8 ай бұрын

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl bot

@oceans6517

8 ай бұрын

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl🤖

@itsethan155

8 ай бұрын

- this is very much a game

1:51:56 “now invest into pot” WHAT 😂

@kondoesroblox69420

2 күн бұрын

did you actually watch most of it?!

@Loufieloufie

2 күн бұрын

@@kondoesroblox69420 I finished the video

1:38:19 BRO THE PUZZLE IS EXTREMELY HARD AND IT WOULD TAKE 10 MINUTES OR SO TO SOLVE YET SAM LITTREALLY JUST GUESSED IT

Given the rate of how the length of sam's videos are increasing, I think we can expect to see 24 hour long videos next year

@perryakers4222

8 ай бұрын

lol

@CanOfMilo

8 ай бұрын

Sam in 2030: I JUST SPENT 1 WEEK IN VR!!

@jtteope1178

8 ай бұрын

We bout to see him hit the world record in just 1 year and a few months

@Palestine1457

5 ай бұрын

Did u know that KZread has a limit of 12 hrs a video

@shanielfoster

5 ай бұрын

​@@Palestine1457look up 100 hour video on youtube

Sambucha: alright, just don’t take me to France Black hole: takes Sambucha to France anyway

@xy7rux

4 ай бұрын

33:56

@roastytoasty4350

Ай бұрын

@@xy7ruxthanks

@MCToGo001

15 күн бұрын

it's not a black hole, it's an interdimensional portal

@roastytoasty4350

15 күн бұрын

@@MCToGo001 oh

1:42:32 Him:Im gonna miss this chapter😢 Mr.Glitch:I can help you with that😈😈😈

3:29 That sound affect was not necessary💀💀💀

@SashaironfistGaming-SUB2MEEPLZ

Ай бұрын

lol fr

@cameronballard7411

23 күн бұрын

Neither was the jokes around 7:15

@MetaMan699

23 күн бұрын

@@cameronballard7411 Fr💀

Mum: one more video and then bed ok Me:

I like when Sam casually drinks water with the loud gulping sound.

@inky-pj7ox

8 ай бұрын

✨the power of sound effects✨

@luisleongaming1776

8 ай бұрын

The same one every time too

@Xboxer600

7 ай бұрын

Ik I was looking for a comment that pointed this out

@evarogozinska567

7 ай бұрын

i think the water sound is disgusting

@TTTBee

6 ай бұрын

I think its sus😐

I like how when you punch Wilhelm, he uses the Wilhelm scream. Fun little detail.

I love the "Super Hot" game reference, and every other moments of the video! It was very fun to watch, and I would love to see more of your videos ^^ (also, BEAT IT)

@laliune

Ай бұрын

Yes!!! I was just waiting for someone to say that, I loved it!

sam’s audience: WE WANT MORE SAMBUCHA Sam: Posts 3.5 hour video sam’s audience: 🫥

@JadeHakola

2 ай бұрын

Sam: *posts a 10 hour video* Sam's audience: 🙂

@dennisdebeer8644

4 сағат бұрын

@@JadeHakola Sam: *posts a 15 hour video* Sam’s audience: 😃

you know its gon be good when sam takes 3 hours to complete a game that doesn’t even exist.💀

@JadeHakola

2 ай бұрын

Glitchy ball: no game! Game: dammit! THE END

When game faked the game delete,I thought that he was gonna kill Gigi accidentally

This is one of the interesting and coolest plot in a “game”. Thank you for playing it and making a video about it!!! also good job for BEAT-ing the game all in one video, IT was awesome!

@JadeHakola

2 ай бұрын

Non-game*

you know its gonna be good when sam shows actual emotion. also BEAT IT

@ahsredheadgrl

4 ай бұрын

You

@AndersVetter-uc5go

4 ай бұрын

You BEAT IT Does a reply count as a comment

@zhixinhuang4084

3 ай бұрын

@@AndersVetter-uc5go ahhhhhh

“Just don’t take me to france.” *(goes to France)* “😟”

@Random_stuffs583

10 күн бұрын

😟🙂‍↔️

@Bellaloves98

5 күн бұрын

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🫨🫨🔪💀🪦

“They will come” “I don’t want them to come” ”well they will come regardless” almost blew my cover I am supposed to be sleeping 😅

at 8:46 when it said "im...im not dead" the sun actually like became brighter

His reaction after "Alright, just don't take me to France" only to immediately be greeted by croissants and the French flag made me laugh so much that I had to rewind just to see it again

Wow. I was invested all the way. This non-game was epic. I didnt go to school today because i am sick and watching a 3 hour movie from sam just made my day

@memerindisguise

7 ай бұрын

SAME

@cawz9059

7 ай бұрын

SAME WHAT IM SICK TOO

@SloppyToons

7 ай бұрын

My on says “ if I’m too sick for school, I’m too sick for my phone💀”

@caelanborrowman5245

6 ай бұрын

​@@SloppyToonsI HATE WHEN MY PARENTS SAY THATTTT

@SloppyToons

6 ай бұрын

@@caelanborrowman5245 I guess I should just sit and do nothing for 12 hours

10:01 “so I probably have to choose what country is superior-“ I freaking died on that line it was too perfect 😂

when Sam postes a 3 hour video you know its gonna be a great video lol

1:38:15 Is absolutely no one going to talk about how he somehow managed to pass this part by randomly guessing instead of doing it the intentional way

@Y999IX

8 ай бұрын

@@PamelaAnderson-dt6hs part 2 of that? 😑

@justanothergamer64

8 ай бұрын

@@Y999IX part 2 of hacking your device, more like.

@Y999IX

8 ай бұрын

​@@justanothergamer64 sady i pressed the link so i hope i didn't get hacked 😅

@justanothergamer64

8 ай бұрын

@@Y999IX what is it? I don't wanna click in case I get hacked

@Y999IX

8 ай бұрын

@@justanothergamer64 the name of that youtube link is: (How to withdraw/Swap Minereum BSC TO Ethereum How to Buy and Sell minereum BSC TO Ethereum) it's weird i know

I just finished watching this whole thing, normally long videos are boring but I was here the whole way. Great video Sam!

@kitayskiykabachek8244

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, i finished it rn... Even if i played this before its interesting

@JadeHakola

2 ай бұрын

And i finished 2 TIMES

1:38:31 bro rly just guessed the code. 😭

@TornAlpaca7017

7 күн бұрын

IKR bro got lucky

I like how when Sam is saying that he needs to listen the “game” he is literally talking over what it is saying 😂😂😂

I did not expect the whole video to just feel like a 3hr and 30m long movie. Truly amazing!

@brianorozco1074

6 ай бұрын

Fr

Sam:please don’t take me to France Non-game:*takes him to France*

@AtesTrk69

7 ай бұрын

Bienvenue en France mon ami ! 🇫🇷

That felling when you are about to go to sleep and remember an old video you haven’t watched in years.

This reminds me of an old artist who sang “BEAT IT”! I love this video so much, I watch it when im bored.

i can finally sleep knowing i finished the video...

Voice: grow the tree. Sam: * proceeds to try to crush the sapling with a heavy box *

This was so entertaining and frustrating at the same time lol; kept shouting at the screen trying to help lol.

PRFF WHEN HE SAID ALRIGHT IM GOING TO BATHROOM A AD CAME PERFECTLY

Someone make a tier list of all of Sam’s many different facial expressions. And as a side event try and categorize each one as either genuine or forced… sounds kinda fun

This video is absolutely amazing, I’ve seen so many play throughs of this game m, but never one as good as this, keep up the good work! Also BEAT IT

I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

11:11 so much nostalgia ps3 startup vibes

Sam is the type of guy to call a cane a “crane”

@Xavier-cutie123

4 ай бұрын

3:38:17

Sam is the type of guy to add sound effects when he drinks

@Witchettygrub21

6 ай бұрын

now when he says nut

This game strangely feels nostalgic, it's because I've played this back then

@noppornwongrassamee8941

Ай бұрын

I'm old enough to remember when Code Wheels came with games.

1:34 "YOURE KILLING ME!!" sam: this is fun! 😄

the fact i sat here and watched 219 minutes of a man playing a "game" is crazy.

I love this game! I’ve played through it 5 times, and every time I forget everything so it’s awesome every time!

@epic_diamond

8 ай бұрын

Same

I just love the sound effect that he plays whenever he says something weird

The fact that I watched a 3hr and 39min video of Sam playing non game and also BEAT IT

i really just sat and watched sambuch for 3.5 hours

if you think i'm gonna watch this whole thing you're absolutely right

He actually BEAT IT! Also the fact that he has a custom drinking sound is so funny lol

21:13 “plug it in baby“ 😭😭

Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite KZreadrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. ❤

@FactFinderIsAwesome

6 ай бұрын

s

@FactFinderIsAwesome

6 ай бұрын

sa

@FactFinderIsAwesome

6 ай бұрын

sam

@FactFinderIsAwesome

6 ай бұрын

samb

@FactFinderIsAwesome

6 ай бұрын

sambu

Man I love this non-game

@gavintulenchik5426

8 ай бұрын

Nice pfp

“This is a small tree”😭my humor is broken

Thanks man for full gameplay ❤

You know it’s a good day when Sam makes a 3 hour 39 minutes and 2 second video

@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl

8 ай бұрын

Don’t read my name

@drionMINECRAFT

8 ай бұрын

SHUT @@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl

I cant believe sam actually played this game... And 'Beat it'

@hyperflax4157

8 ай бұрын

Bro knows

“I don’t want them to come” “well there going to come regardless”😅😅🤣😆😂

Sam:"no dont let the germans out!" Me :LET ME OUT OF THE BASEMENTTTT

I’ve waited for so long for him to play this game 😌

@wDStarDust

8 ай бұрын

what game???? Did you even watch the video??? He literally didnt play anything.

@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl

8 ай бұрын

Don’t read my name

@hyspher

8 ай бұрын

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlbot

@N-CEO

8 ай бұрын

Ok

@Iamno1_hehe

8 ай бұрын

​@RomanisRandomNo kids falling for that💀

Im gay but the comments will hide it

@Geonsyl-JCD

2 ай бұрын

Nope

@froggo_lover24

Ай бұрын

Nope

@theog4104

Ай бұрын

It’s the top comment

@_therian_381

27 күн бұрын

Can I tell my school

@SunhatVr_goofy

15 күн бұрын

This comment has its own TOPIC

I like how in almost every part of the game we make something to screwdrive with Also, beat

I remember when i played this in like 2018/2017 with my sister on my Nana's old computer. I miss those times.

I really loved this game a while ago when i played it for the first time, and i really liked to see your entire gameplay! That bring me a lot of memories and i really enjoyed it! ♥️

sam is the type of guy to remember a code on the impossible quiz

“Are you fat?……i dont think so” got me rolling on the floor idk why😂

I did not expect that cuss word in the video

You know it gets real when Sam posts a 3+ hr vid

I loved watching this 'not a' game, really enjoyed you playing it! Very good content and an amazing game

1:38 rare moment of sam showing emotion

Sambucha: I just beat the game 8:42 Also Sambucha: Records for 3 more hours instead of cutting it up in parts

Sam is the type of guy to not just do a livestream

@ItsYaGirlLia

8 ай бұрын

Ikr

@Grimstroyer

8 ай бұрын

Your just bored😂

@SterryNightSky

8 ай бұрын

Livestreams are just boring

@M_21654

8 ай бұрын

@@Grimstroyeryou think you’re the king

@Grimstroyer

8 ай бұрын

@@M_21654 I'm death, something that will happen to all of us someday

Am I gonna watch Sam play nothing for three and a half hours when I’m supposed to be attending a wedding? *yes, yes I am*

@monkeyconta

8 ай бұрын

watching a youtuber instead of going to a wedding is CRAZY

@eeveefever13

8 ай бұрын

nahhh you better go to that wedding 😭

@ZxxBear

8 ай бұрын

@@eeveefever13 Sams too important 😬

@ZxxBear

8 ай бұрын

@@monkeyconta I didn’t like them anyway they looked a little like the suicide grunts from halo

@unubun

6 ай бұрын

@@ZxxBearohh nah the disrespect you put is insane 💀

bro hates the french💀

as someone who played the game when it was released *i really like seeing hem in pain*

I didn't expect this video at all but I watched it till the end and I gotta say I LOVE IT!!

Sam is the type of guy to play a game that doesn’t exists and still rage quits

@AK_638

8 ай бұрын

Unfunny and stop spamming comments just for likes

@newcastlesk7665

8 ай бұрын

@@AK_638 stop reading the comments and stop sharing your opinion an KZread comments

@Syurve

8 ай бұрын

​@@AK_638stop watching KZread

@AK_638

8 ай бұрын

@@newcastlesk7665it’s an opinion for a reason

@AK_638

8 ай бұрын

@@SyurveI’m good thanks

7:22 bro actually got me chocking

I fell asleep like 4 times while watching this video. Also, BEAT IT.

you know it’s serious when sambucha posts a three hour video

This was literally like watching a movie! This non-game has more story than a real game

@JadeHakola

2 ай бұрын

Smash smash smash -glitch

This os the longest video ive watched in one sitting. Before clicking i thought this would be like a 45 minite video but when i clicked on i saw it was over 3 hours😭

I cant believe you BEAT IT 3 hours and 40 minutes.. I could never!