I hope you're proud of my morbid curiosity.

@hollycompton1903

5 жыл бұрын

...Ok

@kaidendm6626

5 жыл бұрын

Never been more proud

@erikaquinn5973

5 жыл бұрын

Totally...

@Jay-qe2ri

5 жыл бұрын

You know Connor, you really are a special and unique person... and that’s why I love you

@s.gwyer_

5 жыл бұрын

This is just normal curiosity, not morbid....Everyone is like this right?

Only Connor would pay for someone to break up with him.

@ABC-is9zp

5 жыл бұрын

Wrong... I would... if I had a gf

@wolfrayne8355

5 жыл бұрын

I like how calm and supportive the dude was about it. "She's not even worth it, bro."

@andreea8188

5 жыл бұрын

Gabe Helmy did that too

@naturetrips2044

5 жыл бұрын

Gabe helmyyyy

@yohumanfrisk

4 жыл бұрын

I wpuld just because he did that great

I think cdawg actually enjoys the fanfic but is trying to cover it up

@cookielil2875

5 жыл бұрын

Possibly, knowing him anyway... he does read a lot of fanfics about sruff like that

@SomeOne-qw5jq

5 жыл бұрын

Cover what? The trumpet

@jurneylove1755

4 жыл бұрын

Lol probably

"If she's getting me to break up with you then she isn't worth it bro" - Best thing ever.

@zhouan786

4 жыл бұрын

@Lonewolf 11 yep, but he'd be totally right each time because it always applies

@theB0sSPr0

4 жыл бұрын

@@zhouan786 unless it's yourself in which case things get complicated

@LuizAlexPhoenix

4 жыл бұрын

@@theB0sSPr0 Clearly, CDawgVA doesn't deserve Connor. CDawgVA has cheated on him with Kermit and made it public then hired someone to break up with Steve so he must have been cheating on him with Steve as well.

@njmski1

3 жыл бұрын

@@LuizAlexPhoenix Dammit you made me spit out my beer loling this

@hinata27

2 жыл бұрын

the breakup would have been better if the guy actually came up with a little story and not just read the information he got, like telling Connor that he's her new boyfriend or hes the guy she cheated on Connor

The breakup guy was being such a bro honestly. Giving it all to him straight while still taking his side and even consoling him. What a guy.

@hugoclarke3284

4 жыл бұрын

How are you praising this guy who accepts money to do a job and gets muddled up about who cheated on who? His mic quality is atrocious too. Maybe that's the kind of poor service that people who don't have the guts to face their partners with honesty deserve.

@tummyoduneye9475

4 жыл бұрын

hugo like you?

@hugoclarke3284

4 жыл бұрын

tummy oduneye I speak to people in person when I break up with them

@tummyoduneye9475

4 жыл бұрын

hugo who? your side chick

@hugoclarke3284

4 жыл бұрын

@@tummyoduneye9475 I'd never consider your mother a "side chick"

All Connor wanted was a quiet life. Look at what the internet has done to him.

@bupcereal8384

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve honestly grown a immunity to your posts. Any anime topic, I know you’ll be there.

@ichikags

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Kira....

@desshiwaza4065

5 жыл бұрын

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old.

@puk3punk494

5 жыл бұрын

Got hands?

@ichikags

5 жыл бұрын

@@desshiwaza4065 omg I love you

These titles are making me worry more and more about you Connor...

@tart6178

5 жыл бұрын

And I thought he'd already gone past the point of insanity

@bungostraykids

5 жыл бұрын

I know right

@sterling.3745

4 жыл бұрын

And the more people worry, the more people love him and his vids.

It a shame there’s a lack of comments about the fanfic. That was a masterpiece 😔🤚

@lizzie4909

4 жыл бұрын

It was in fact an expirience

@near4316

4 жыл бұрын

10/10 would read again

@arpiabu-alrub7484

4 жыл бұрын

I think cause most of us got too traumatized to say anything XD

@taubahibnessah2474

4 жыл бұрын

👏🏼😂 I was looking for more comments about iiiiiiittttt.

@BettyAlexandriaPride

4 жыл бұрын

@@arpiabu-alrub7484 Accurate.

CDawg: Pays for a guy to break up with him. Guy: Breaks up with him CDawg: *Surprised pikachu face*

@BettyAlexandriaPride

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao. How does this not have more comments? 😂

@SmoothCode

3 жыл бұрын

Why would anyone want to break up with CDawg? xDD

@MasterDomo

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@doraniol

3 жыл бұрын

Funny

@lyle_marie_ceniza

3 жыл бұрын

Lol....true. 🤣

The breakup guy was pretty nice tho, saying things like it not worth it if shes cheating and consoling him. 10/10 would buy again

@stephenmcnamara6937

4 жыл бұрын

Onion Cutting Ninja thanks i try

@chickennuggets1990

4 жыл бұрын

@@stephenmcnamara6937 You weren't as ruthless as CDawg portrayed you to be.

@stephenmcnamara6937

4 жыл бұрын

GreenCookieWolf I know he over hyped guessing he was just being nice

@xXMrTableXx

4 жыл бұрын

@@stephenmcnamara6937 you did amazing :) gj man

@PhilipWester

4 жыл бұрын

You're a scammer! Connor paid extra to make him feel like it was his fault and you turned around and consoled him!

"HIPPTY HOPPITY, YOU'RE MY PROPERTY"

@jadestar0883

4 жыл бұрын

GOKO YES / DANTE 😂🤣

@luriothelucario250

4 жыл бұрын

I said to all the women in the world

@Dizzy_Dino06

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@the_tactician9858

3 жыл бұрын

KERMIT... NO..!

My stomach and my face muscles hurt from laughing so hard at the Kermit X Connor fanfiction. That was hands down one of the best things I've ever seen.

@thedadawson2749

4 жыл бұрын

stays.stan.strays I want to read it

@isabellalesher8487

3 жыл бұрын

my first look at those things was...strange but whatever

*Person:* "Hi *boss* " *CDawgVA:* "wow I *LIKED* that he called *ME* *BOSS* " *Me* wow someone has a kink

@lokithemortal491

5 жыл бұрын

Nah. You got wrong, Connor's kink is cat pictures. 13:15

@cookielil2875

5 жыл бұрын

I feel like he is a very lonely person. Connor you should go out and MEET people. And enjoy the sun aswell - if you know what it is...

@wings8956

4 жыл бұрын

Len Kagamine he’s having an orgasm

@rottingpierrot

4 жыл бұрын

Great name btw

CDdawgVA: Sees cats. Also CDdawgVA: *Orgasms*

@_mako

5 жыл бұрын

That's Shane Dawson ☕

@dehydrated_13

5 жыл бұрын

Does Conner is zoophile

@lokithemortal491

5 жыл бұрын

Connor sat there and busted a whole ass nut to some cats lmao.

@longlegger7025

5 жыл бұрын

I was watching this video on a regular volume in my living room with my family near, and then... Connor just..... What the actual phucc.

@sleepydreams9046

5 жыл бұрын

@@longlegger7025 I bet you had an interesting family meeting! :)

Connor's "girlfriend" cheated on him with Kermit

@aussiegaming9097

3 жыл бұрын

K E R M I T H O W C O U L D Y O U

@starsofyume__1221

2 жыл бұрын

More like connor cheated with kermit lol

The dude who broke up with Connor was most definitely Irish and me being an Irish person surrounded by similar accents constantly made this way to hard to watch.

@stephenmcnamara6937

4 жыл бұрын

Useless Pan Potato ya I am Irish

@eloreon101

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, totally irrelevant but.... ARMY? 💜

@NeonSquirt

4 жыл бұрын

@@stephenmcnamara6937 same

@shengwu9077

4 жыл бұрын

me a quarter Irish..

@nicole-ec1jh

3 жыл бұрын

same here. I swear the dude sounded like someone I know lmfao

CDawg: *asks Evan's opinion* No I'm not using it. Evan: THEN WHY TF DID YOU ASK

@tetsupannn

5 жыл бұрын

I like your profile pic lol

@Kanishac

5 жыл бұрын

“Am I a joke to you?!”

@woooch

5 жыл бұрын

You have 666 likes and I don't want to ruin it

“I will draw you your custom made fan fiction” Oh, ok whatever (Sees the Bakudeku comic underneath) *SLAPS MONEY ON TABLE”

@DreamyFlowerz

5 жыл бұрын

Moooood

@luzarely6393

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@nutella7162

5 жыл бұрын

*sells kidney and an eyeball*

@sleepysystem1989

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@Kisa_16

5 жыл бұрын

Same!

17:42 Kermit is probably on your bed with a rose in his mouth waiting for you

When you were in awe looking at the cat photos, my mom thought I was watching porn. It would be easier to explain it if it was porn than what you were actually doing lol

@moistman3110

4 жыл бұрын

Same. Could hear someone at my door, clearly thinking they're overhearing me watching porn, and then they walked away out of shame. If only connor could hold back his nutting, so my family doesn't think I'm not able to.

@emmu4095

3 жыл бұрын

I have yet to reach that part and I'm glad I have headphones if connor reacting to cat pics sounds like porn Edit: I see what you mean now

Break up? You had a girlfriend? Wow even Sebastian would die from shock!

@binofbacon6865

5 жыл бұрын

Dam

You being extra at the beginning made my mother think I was doing things with a guy in my room...

@gocommitcharacterdelete6731

4 жыл бұрын

Thats why i use headphones

@chupakabruhhh1613

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly why earphones are invented.

@axinitewolf

4 жыл бұрын

dude what happened?

When you want to experience break up but you can’t even start a relationship. smh

@tyler1673

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

Guy: Your girlfriend, she doesnt want to be in a relationship with you anymore. Me: your words cut deeper than any sword.

He really is Sebastian. He got 600 cat photos!

@Izzy-cr8kt

5 жыл бұрын

Mouthy Bear it is so true

@samdavis9302

5 жыл бұрын

@@Izzy-cr8kt Ikr!

@jurassicfailure9591

5 жыл бұрын

Elizabeth -cieeeeeeeeel Me seeing a ciel profile-CIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL Sebastian I want my after Noon tea it better be earl grey

@mina-simp

4 жыл бұрын

Y e s

That Kermit fanfiction had me screaming hoooo my god. Some people care not if they sin 😂😂😂

@kaylathetraveler7894

5 жыл бұрын

That scene went from fiver fanfiction to a yaoi fanfiction real quick. 🤭🤣🤣

@cantgetfiredbecauseidontha1072

5 жыл бұрын

Kayla Taylor What is god at this point

@noxnox2

4 жыл бұрын

(loads LMG with religious intent) WHOSE DOING IS THIS

@KrimsonApoLLo

4 жыл бұрын

God has truly abandoned us... Gotta say, the art was really good tho!

I love how the guy who did the breaking up thing was like hey im on your side but money is money

Just imagine if the cat picture one was actually just a virus that popped up cat pictures randomly on your desktop.

The breakup guy was hilarious 😂

@stephenmcnamara6937

4 жыл бұрын

Mina Midnight thanks

@soappromoter343

4 жыл бұрын

*inaudible*

I think when connor saw the cat pics he either: 1. Busted nuts Or the more likely option 2. Inner sebastian just had a overload of joy

@boo4blue483

4 жыл бұрын

or he was just clicking so fast hes finger hurts

@cressy3221

4 жыл бұрын

*why not both*

@xxnxx845

4 жыл бұрын

*sebastian wants to know the location of the cats*

*"Hippity Hoppity you are now my property"*

The comic one is the highest quality thing out of the whole video 🤣

As soon as I saw the notification my soul screamed "CONNOOOR" like Naruto screams "SASUKEEEEEE"

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

5 жыл бұрын

Oh mai ;)

@scarlett6015

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@foydnui

5 жыл бұрын

your username and profile picture are the best-

@karma5611

5 жыл бұрын

Your username is really funny 😂 also IZZZAAAYYYYYAAAAA

@akechidhd

5 жыл бұрын

Holy crap your user name and profile pic

You screaming in the beginning is me when I pass a test I didn’t study for

I am pretty sure the dancing mime didn't even bother: He just used a random dance and put it together with the audio. There was no correlation whatsoever. - I don't think you should have given him perfect score.

@lucienturcios1009

4 жыл бұрын

I love dancing and practice a lot. Fufe, that guy made me cringe a little. He is a good dancer but aside from his isolation there is nothing I can praise him on...

I can imagine Sebastian being so excited and overly happy when he sees 600 pictures of kittens and cats or actual kittens and cats.

“I’ll give you 600 sweet images of cats” Is google images not a thing?¿

@monroe8566

4 жыл бұрын

We have the same first name! Hello fellow Jess!

@msmanganerd9722

4 жыл бұрын

But can we also talk about the yaoi noises he was making while scrolling through those cat pictures 🤣🤣🤣

With each upload we get closer to god.

@madissons884

5 жыл бұрын

I think you ment to say we get futher from god

@giosierra3528

5 жыл бұрын

A little closer to heaven

Connor is paying someone to break up with him 'cuz let's be honest: it's the only way he can get rid of someone.

@pasta9409

4 жыл бұрын

The fact you have a hifumi pfp makes me very happy

Imagine being so lonely that you pay someone to break up with you on behalf of your imaginary girlfriend.

Ariana Grande- Break up with your Connor, I'm bored

@strwberrymarmalade

5 жыл бұрын

YUH YUH

Connor: *gets broken up with* Also Connor: *takes the chance to put sad naruto music in the background* (WTF guys I've never gotten so many likes in my life thank you this is amazing)

@misshalloween1830

5 жыл бұрын

How has Conner not liked this yet 😂

@gayitalian

5 жыл бұрын

Should have put sad sao music. Lost the chance.

@amywatson4365

5 жыл бұрын

Naruto is amazing

@amywatson4365

5 жыл бұрын

@@gayitalian deku or bakugou

@gayitalian

5 жыл бұрын

I'm gay for Izuku.

You're one of the strangest and bravest and most curious man I've ever seen. *subscribes*

pretty sure that connor's reaction to the 600 cats photos is what that kermit fanfic creator wanted

I feel like Evan dosent get paid enough for Connors craziness

@cookielil2875

5 жыл бұрын

I know he doesn't get paid enough... poor Evan.

@rainthorn6551

4 жыл бұрын

Why doesn't Even just leave

@RanEncounter

4 жыл бұрын

@@rainthorn6551 Morbit curiosity.

"HIPETY HOPITY YOU ARE NOW MY PROPERTY " is now my go to sentence when making friends (btw love you're content hello from Portugal)

@debbiepalicdon1920

5 жыл бұрын

Well then, in that case... HIPETY HOPITY YOU ARE NOW MY PROPERTY

@matildepaulo3476

5 жыл бұрын

@@debbiepalicdon1920well HIPETY HOPETY YOU ARE NOW MY PROPERTY to you too😊

@marianahenriques7837

5 жыл бұрын

I m from Portugal 2 can we be friends?

@matildepaulo3476

5 жыл бұрын

@@marianahenriques7837 Hell yah we can

@oso68

4 жыл бұрын

When you want friends(cause ya have no one👌👌) but are to awkward👌

CDawg: Pays dude to break up with him. Dude: Breaks up with CDawg. CDawg:"I've won......... But at what cost?"

@Mockingyou

3 жыл бұрын

5 dollars

13:17 CDawgVA’s neighbors must be so confused and terrified at the same time at this moment LOL LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hey! i am the thumbnail guy, just wanted to say thank you for showing me in the video :D

@Yuukeiyesterday

4 жыл бұрын

Epicccc!!

@ak-_

4 жыл бұрын

Dang good thumbnail👌

@BettyAlexandriaPride

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, *fist.*

@enterusername4650

4 жыл бұрын

Great job man!

@hamzarasheed1998

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah brudda Keep up the good work

I mean who knew Connor had a Kermit kink...

@aisekrem3216

5 жыл бұрын

*Everyone*

When Connor was screeching about the cats, my mom thought I was watching porn. I said I was.

okay but the fan fiction was fucking AMAZING hahaha I’m laughing so hard. That was the highlight for me for this video.

I WAS DOING A MYSTICMESSENGER CHATROOM UNTIL I SAW THIS

@moonangel2368

5 жыл бұрын

Keep participating in those chatrooms before you have to use Hourglasses to get in again.

@luka707

5 жыл бұрын

I will

@yulechoi618

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to sleepless nights, bring tissues and start hyper when the call you.

@luka707

5 жыл бұрын

Yule Choi MysticMessenger starter pack

@tart6178

5 жыл бұрын

Connor must be really special if someone closed a MM chatroom to watch this...

Please turn the comic into a print. I have never laughed that loudly in my entire life. I need that shit framed and signed by you boi.

Conner x Kermit 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I dont think I could ever forget that. It has been burned to my memory forever..

As soon as I saw the fanfiction title, I paused and laughed my ass off. Connor, I love you, you sweet, strange ball of sunshine. Thank you for the top quality content.

*Sees title* Wtf is going on Connor? What kinda stuff are you wasting your money on! *Still watches because the tittle interested me* You know what never mind continue...

@MoonShadeStuff

5 жыл бұрын

title

@erikaquinn5973

5 жыл бұрын

@@MoonShadeStuff oh rip...... I'll go fix it

@MoonShadeStuff

5 жыл бұрын

@@erikaquinn5973 I liked "tittle" ☹️ it sounded cute

@erikaquinn5973

5 жыл бұрын

@@MoonShadeStuff So now do I change it back or keep it like that? 😅

@MoonShadeStuff

5 жыл бұрын

@@erikaquinn5973 you care too much about what other people think. Just do what feels right to you and don't let anybody tell you otherwise ❤️

Why read lemons when you can read Kermet and Connor fanfics

it sounds like a load of bs witchcraft: am i a *load of bs* to you?

@loliamarobot6999

4 жыл бұрын

yes, yes you are

@shengwu9077

4 жыл бұрын

@@loliamarobot6999 witchcraft: ah okay..

3:07 Only me who could imagine Sebastian buying that?

The Naruto OST at 4:58 makes it 1000 times more emotional. Nearly started crying. Hope you are alright CDawg...

This is my first time watching CDawgVA This is revolutionary.

😂😂😂 the comic was so creepy yet hilarious 😂😂😂

Easily one of the best channels I randomly stumbled upon. Good stuff

CDawgVA: Do whatever you want. My new favorite content creator: 8:55

My heart, Connor. I started to cry when you broke up with yourself. 😁😂

I am now scarred for the rest of my life. Thank you.

I was kinda expecting a “Kermit!!??” At the end of the outro. 😂

I'm glad you enjoyed the fanfic! :D (Chapter 2 coming soon...)

@DragonRiderShiru

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you qwq

@DragonRiderShiru

4 жыл бұрын

Also do you have a twitch or other thingy that you speed paint or stream on since you have nothing on your KZread?

@spagetter

4 жыл бұрын

I do love some musical passion. Good work!

@justachillguy197

4 жыл бұрын

God level fan fiction

I'm just waiting until Connor pays someone in Fiverr to get a divorce

@cookielil2875

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, he wouldn't even get a wife in the first place. But it would be funny to see that, him getting divorced througj a phone call. Connor, i am waiting!

15:56 BEST QUOTE EVER, definitely life changing based on my experience. Thanks, Connor.

Omg that fanfic cracked me up . Best part of my day man . Thanks

I laughed way to hard at the Kermit X Connor yaoi. I laughed waaaaaaaaaay to hard. Thank you.

@GhostSwiss

4 жыл бұрын

It was sooooo cringy >∆< my poor eyes....jk loved it xD

The Naruto music in the back of the breakup call gets me good

''YOUVE INSULTED HER BY BELIEVING IN STAR SIGNS" AHHHHHHA hahaahaahhahaha im just straight ashes in the wind rn from that 😂 most definitely how i will end any applicable relationships now

The naruto sadness and sorrow playing in the background of the powerful breakup scene got me tearing up

Hippity Hoppitiy, *CONNOR IS NOW KIRMETS PROPERTY*

Where is Anime Boyfriend? How can you make a fivrr video without him?

Omg dude I need to take a break 😆😂🤣 The Kermit fanfiction had me hurting so bad from the laughter. It was so hilarious. Definitely a 5/5 service! That fanfiction has garnered you a subscribe from me

Holy shite that spicy draw your fanfiction for you sample image though! 😅 It threw me off guard and caused me to toss my tablet... That aside, I’m laughing clapping like a seal right now, what the frick are these madness creations you just ordered! 😂

The moment Connor finished seeing the cats: Your Sebastian is coming out, man.

You should make a Banana Fish voice impressions video 🍌🐠

@Uenoyama69420

5 жыл бұрын

The banana fish audio in the start 😍

@cringeweebooo60

5 жыл бұрын

yeah

@capurium

5 жыл бұрын

good post ✊😔

@dannyisdaddy8098

5 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@gingerdoratheexplorer394

5 жыл бұрын

Yes please

Meanwhile Keanu Reeves is frantically thinking „who is this Cdawgva and why can’t I get him out of my head“

11:47 Cdawg:that was kinda bad Also cdawg: gives five stars on everything and leaves a very satisfied check

Next on cdawgva : I paid someone to marry me on Fiverr

Ca-can I have the link to the person who makes the yaoi manga It’s for science

@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently

5 жыл бұрын

Description.

@butterbread973

5 жыл бұрын

Sure For science

@sukekii

5 жыл бұрын

Nayi Angel would you like to see my badge, ma’am or sir(?)

@butterbread973

5 жыл бұрын

@@sukekii hmm, no

@tommydemise4077

5 жыл бұрын

Guys, he’s making a Dr. Stone fanfic so it is for science

0:55, great job blurring the couple... yeah I can still see them but great job!

ah fiver. A place to do just about anything, I wonder if one can get parents with fiver. (could make for a good video)

@apoccooking4364

5 жыл бұрын

I now know exactly what to do if I ever figure out how to set up a Fiver account I will dad-friend anyone. Anyone. I parent-friended people who picked on me in school. I dad-friend my older brother. I dad-friend my friends. I will dad-friend a n y o n e.

@seers1942

5 жыл бұрын

Eric Cedrick Slingby how much do you charge ;-;

@apoccooking4364

5 жыл бұрын

@@seers1942 are you okay

@raypaxman9600

5 жыл бұрын

@@apoccooking4364 heck yeah, I bet there will be people who would give you money for that.

@unwantedenterprise5467

5 жыл бұрын

@@apoccooking4364 question is, is anyone okay including connor watching these videos lol

Kermit: Conner no... Conner: I DoN’t hAve a PEt, sO LeTs UsE KeRmIt. Kermit: *left the chat Edit: I just saw the comic strip never mind....

@rraine4195

5 жыл бұрын

Mistakes were made....

@Who_Wee

4 жыл бұрын

He kermits suicide.

@luriothelucario250

4 жыл бұрын

In the comic do they have Kermit and CdawgVA bab- *FBI OPEN UP*

Watching this while my mom is basically right behind me and can easily look at my screen is definitely one of my riskier things I’ve done

I love how sadness and sorrow is playing when he gets dumped

Oi, Connor... You good man? Concerns for you

😂 😂 the Kermit yaoi was a thing of beauty. So many props to the girl who drew it

My tooth hurts so bad, I am crying. You are making me laugh, and it’s hurting my mouth even more.

This might just be my favorite series(?) on KZread.

Cats * inhale * Cats * exhale * ( sorry for waisting your time ) .

@godsendthegeneral2255

4 жыл бұрын

Found my harem

@xavierwhitfield1330

4 жыл бұрын

*waste*

That comic was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life the artist did such an amazing job😭❤

Damn....... that break up was sad but u hitting me with Sadness and Sorrow brang tears to my eyes

I cannot comprehend how great an impromptu actor you are with that breakup call

Me: *Reads Title* WTF CONNOR!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR MONEY!?