There was a letter to Dear Abby once, a girl was asking what to do because her husband wanted her to take an icy bath and then lay absolutely still on the bed while he consummated the marriage. Her new husband was a mortician. Abby's advice was to get a divorce as soon as possible. Fo the younger folks here, Dear Abby was a popular advice column in newspapers all over the US, starting in the 1950s.

@laurengardella9524

9 ай бұрын

No need for the ice bath, just hearing about this gives me chills! Ew no thank you! 😂😮😢

@specialone6731

8 ай бұрын

Jesus lmao

@audreycasper3389

8 ай бұрын

I remember reading that Dear Abby story!!! I honestly had wondered if I had made it up because nobody else I asked then or now had ever remembered that story from Dear Abby. I knew it was real!! Thank you for remembering and sharing!

@arlem525

8 ай бұрын

@@audreycasper3389 my pleasure

@C-SD

7 ай бұрын

Apparently this is not uncommon. It doesn't happen all the time, but for some people this is a "perfect" job.

This story was an enjoyable experience of dramatic irony. I figured it out from the beginning, but it is fun waiting for the protagonist to realize.

I love that he didn’t even consider grabbing one of the surgical items to defend himself.

Now I know what Meatloaf was singing about. "I would do anything for love... but I won't do that"

@roryjohnston6567

9 ай бұрын

Lol hmm, i always thought it was about "tossing salad"

@laurengardella9524

9 ай бұрын

​@@roryjohnston6567LMFAO 😂 nahhhhhhh whut? 😂😂😂

@laurengardella9524

9 ай бұрын

Fr fr no thanks to toe tags lady!

@roryjohnston6567

9 ай бұрын

@laurengardella9524 lol ijs im a pretty romantic guy, but thats where i draw the line

@NeoConker626

9 ай бұрын

"Will you cater to every fantasy I've got? Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?"

She sealed her own fate with that toe tag. Fingerprints and handwriting

If anyone's actually wandering why there's an internal latch where they keep bodies, is because there's a condition where the person enters in kinda of a coma where it's vitals are so low that could be mistaken for being dead... My wife is studying to become a mortuary assistant, not sure exactly of it's called in English

@anonimanonim2710

9 ай бұрын

Your wife is playing the veeery long game. I'd be careful if I were you 😶

@LucasSouza-jf1sm

9 ай бұрын

@@anonimanonim2710 Nah, it was a recent interest of her and a sudden one at that

@anonimanonim2710

9 ай бұрын

@@LucasSouza-jf1sm Or that's how she made it seem...

@anonimanonim2710

9 ай бұрын

If she kills you, tell her to come for me next!

@LucasSouza-jf1sm

9 ай бұрын

@@anonimanonim2710 fortunately I know her well enough, 7 years in and all, well enough to be certain that I'm the brains in the operation, she's the muscle

"Stupid" and "normal person" are synonymous, but great reading =) fun to listen to while doing work

Thank you 🖤🎧 loved this one!!! Necrophilia is so underrated creepy. I haven't heard a story quite like this one!!!! The dread you could feel ..... BRAVO 👏👏👏

when the dude said she wanted him to lay on the floor like a corpse basically lol i immediately was like dude uhhhhhh hahahahha...

Ooh this one was great. I like stories where the threat is real instead of some vague monster (supernatural stories can be good too, theres just a lot and it needs yo be done well.) I find it far creepier when its something that could believably happen

Well, I saw this end coming from about 5 minutes in. But I think the real lesson here is stay off of tinder

Bro is the most oblivious guy in the world

Ngl the moment he said he enjoyed being a promiscuous being and seen as a physical thing it had me dying

@peytonmac1131

9 ай бұрын

Why? Most people like that to a degree.

@MMGDres

9 ай бұрын

@@abelievingchristian Christian trynna shame me? Study Christ word more

@MMGDres

9 ай бұрын

@@abelievingchristian everyone studies biology and psychology and look how the world turned out cause of science, the words of Christ are all lessons towards enlightenment , if everyone was Christ like the world would be utopia

@specialone6731

8 ай бұрын

@@abelievingchristian you dropped this paragraph like it was supposed to explain somthing💀💀💀 how u gonan claim Christ and attack someone

@katimius

8 ай бұрын

this is like zero to bible thumping in record time. 👍

this was really, really good. I remember another story from a while back, also about a guy with a girlfriend who... ahem, "would have to ask about the fine for what she's intending" just like the one here

Can anyone remember the story about the girl who had to spend a night in a haunted house and stay in the bed and not move the entire night and the entity would breath on her face and stuff and she would get money for it? Been trying to find it

@jaycemcqueen306

8 ай бұрын

Just sounds like super similar to the one Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark story

@ramaalgetahbag139

8 ай бұрын

@@jaycemcqueen306 I wish I could find it

@roboeclipse

8 ай бұрын

That creepypasta story is called "For Hours It Stared"

@ramaalgetahbag139

8 ай бұрын

@@roboeclipse Thankyou so much for real. I searched the name you gave me and that is it, I've been searching for this story for a long time, I first heard it 5 years ago, I really appreciate it sincerely.

@roboeclipse

8 ай бұрын

@@ramaalgetahbag139 No problem! Glad I could help!

Gets a notification for this .....while swiping on tinder

@LTD538

9 ай бұрын

Lol its a sign, get off it for a while or ur gonna match with some crazy biotch

@JohnnyJeopardy

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@aprilfleming

9 ай бұрын

😂😂

@justoneman1681

9 ай бұрын

Swipe left, my dude!

@Lordofhollows15

9 ай бұрын

Don't do it lmfao

This story has so many holes it’s more comedy than horror . He didn’t figure it out till he was in a morgue 😂 he’s surrounded by sharp blades but doesn’t pick one up ? 😂 it’s so silly

@MyXyle666

9 ай бұрын

When your actually in the situation, you don't do what you think you would. Looking at it from the outside it's easy to judge and point things out, but in the moment it's far different because your dealing with your own emotions going haywire and your not thinking clearly, especially if your fight or flight instinct kicks in. You may think you'd stay and fight but it's likely you'd be the one to just run and try to gtfo.

@rebekahjackson5996

8 ай бұрын

The whole time he's in conflict with his mind to know whether she's a threat or not plus he actually likes her or felt some emotion towards her so he didn't wanna alarm her or do anything that could escalate the situation he was in .. actually makes sense ..imo

@Real_Life_Horror

8 ай бұрын

Not enough clues 😂

Being Team Forever Alone is looking mighty good right now!!! 😅

@flextape718

2 ай бұрын

SO REALLL

This story just sounds like the average Tinder experience.

@kathrynbillinghurst188

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂❤

This reminds me of a Brooklyn 99 plot.

So happy you are posting more again, this one was great, could be a horror film! The end was super creepy, if a bit campy for a film

Love these stories!!

Yet again a guy getting into trouble by letting the little head make decisions instead of the big head

Thank you for the awesome pasta. Definitely liked this one alot.🖤🖤

I love the type of woman that will actually just kill me

@cutiepie6796

9 ай бұрын

EWWWW

@catbatrat1760

3 ай бұрын

You know, when I left the house today, I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are.

Creeps you have made my night! Thank you for the story!

This creepypasta scared me. I love your voice!

One of the best i've heard in years honestly like one moment i'm filled with dread & another i laugh out loud

@teinaboyd1749

9 ай бұрын

Me too!

This one chilled me to the bone. Love it. Cant sleep now thanks alot

Damn, I love your voice. Its so soothing.

Well, that was creepy

Thank for another great narration. I so look forward to your new content!

Rule number one of horror fiction: do NOT simp

@catbatrat1760

3 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, the temptation to simp is even stronger in horror fiction. 😂

i like the art for this one a lot

Now just awaiting part two!! In just a few days 🤔 perhaps?

Cool a new Creepypasta Story by Creeps bet we'll get Halloween Creepypasta Stories too.

Awesome story!!!! Super creeeeeeeepy.

If you want to fall asleep, this is where you belong! Very gentle voice, almost monotone cadence , no sound effects, barely any background music, no other voices but the narrator. This will put you straight to sleep!

@kentworch

9 ай бұрын

I listen to the stories the first time, and I play old ones that I've already heard a few times to go to sleep to.

@cyanideburns2744

9 ай бұрын

​@@kentworchif by "a few times" you mean several hundred I'm with ya lol

@Polietlyfoff

8 ай бұрын

I've read others saying that, but I love the stories too much to fall asleep! And yes, often times, it's easy to know what's going to be the ending outcome, but I still love the soothing voice "reading" me a story to sleep. :)

@rebekahjackson5996

8 ай бұрын

Yup!! Been doing this for years!!! 😴

I think the “twist” in this one is pretty obvious but maybe it will subvert my expectations

Dude really couldn't figure out she was a necro? When the cold stuff started, either a necro and/or serial killer.

This kind of thing will make you think twice about meeting someone online and on social media over here………

Nice! I enjoyed the writing and build-up of the tale.

Did she pegged him?

@AmunDeus

3 ай бұрын

😳

I wonder if that still counts as kink shaming... 🤣

Might need to ask a doctor about corpse worms my guy

This is way too real

She wanted you corpse cold with blood coming out your mouth… yikes!

the toe tag should be evidence enough, and he should get a gun

I would think a building like a morgue would have a fire alarm.

Great pasta! Very well read!

Thank you friend. I very much appreciate your work. I hope you well and happy. 👍🏽♥️👏🏽

That’s almost as bad as my last tinder relationship 😅

She would be about the third weirdest girl I've dated. The first was in to dismemberment.... The other wanted to be beaten until there was "blood on the walls".

The narration was great on this, but the OP being so blatantly stupid as to not realize she was a necrophiliac until 2/3rds of the story pulls me out of it. It was certain at the "she loves my cold hands" part after making him play dead for her repeatedly.

@PorkSzoda

9 ай бұрын

Literally as soon as the narrator mentioned her requesting him to lay down with his hands to his side i immediately knew

@cargo_vroom9729

6 ай бұрын

Maybe, but he didn't know he was in a horror story, we knew we were listening to one. There's an element of dramatic irony.

@beefytaquitos

6 ай бұрын

@cargo_vroom9729 maybe I'm just paranoid, but I'd have seen it coming in reality, too. Then again, I'm kind of a patterns guy and notice things faster than most, usually.

He shouldn't have had any dealings with her at all. Freaky isn't the word I would have used

10 min in and I can already tell she's pretending he's a corpse

Running late to work but have you for company xo thank you ❤

666 likes? I can't screw that up. No matter how bad i want to. It's just a perfect creep factor to got there at the end and see that. it's perfect

@kathrynbillinghurst188

9 ай бұрын

😲 Oh shitttt! 👀 🎃…perfect! 🕯️

alarmingly accurate

Really predictable but well written compared to others and well narrated as always :)

@ButterscotchMcBean1995

9 ай бұрын

As always.

The scariest part of this story is that it's actually possible for this to happen

This was Gooooood!!! Bravo

I like this one, open ended with a nice build up.

Ok, but wine scene isn't just a red flag! It's the entire fuckin Soviet Republic!😂😂😂

I matched with a cute girl on tinder. She turned out to be a catfish and her visage will forever be burned in my mind.

@HexaDeciGaming

9 ай бұрын

Haha, relatable

@popdaskittles

8 ай бұрын

Define catfish. Just heavier or a haircut doesn’t count.

@a.t.m.r9730

6 ай бұрын

​@@popdaskittlesheavier you mean fat?

@popdaskittles

6 ай бұрын

@@a.t.m.r9730 no I mean heavier.

@catbatrat1760

3 ай бұрын

@@popdaskittles "any of an order (Siluriformes) of chiefly freshwater stout-bodied scaleless bony fishes having long tactile barbels" (sorry, I had to, lmao)

Please tell me I wasn't the only one who thought the "twist" was super obvious right from the start

Love the accent and stories

This sounds very CREEP-inspired. I enjoyed it.

Love the stories and you are an awesome narrator! I'm from the UK too and trying to be a decent one myself

He uploaded!

this concept is literally a bit in Brooklyn 99 lmao

Hello! Yay! And thank you.

Great story! I was yelling at him for going in the basement.

Well she was kind enough to provide the evidence for a restraining order I guess lmao

That end situation could have been easily avoided if he had some guts in the hospital

This guy has the survival instinct of a lemming

Very creepy! Loved this one.

"I met a cute girl on Tinder but some of her requests are making me uncomfortable" Yeah, we've all been there, haven't we, boys?

The story of Lucy Letby's tinder history 😅

His girlfriend is a real weirdo!

I feel like the ending kinda ruined it. The image of a murderer sadly staring at you as they let you go is way more haunting than the obvious twist of “boo, she’s back!” Having a warning isn’t as scary since you have time to prepare for her return instead of spending the rest of your life wondering if she really let you get away that easily

@mangobytemusic

9 ай бұрын

thats kinda the trend with a lot of these shorter horror stories. they try to fill you with dread upon the return of the character, rather than leave you wondering if the prot will truly ever feel safe. same issue with another of these stories i heard, something about an elevator game these 2 kids play in an apartment that ends with one of them disappearing. imo its so much more satisfying when the ending isnt good or bad, just left up to imagination.

@dojjin1334

9 ай бұрын

These story endings work for people who lack imagination. I agree with you because it would leave him with PTSD and a lifetime of numbing fear, which is far worse.

@cutiepie6796

9 ай бұрын

​@@dojjin1334HUH

The livestream has been down since Tuesday night

When the creep has your name 😂

never been this early before!

This one was good

The ending ruined it for me. It would be better to finish it at “she’s out there somewhere”

I’ve never been this early 🎉🎉

Good story but why did they make the women super small compared to him then have him being terrified of her at the end. If they had been the same height it would have been a little bit more believable

part 2?

I can fix her.

Trevor Philips wants her number 😂

Obviously I'm a degenerate who has been ruined by the internet because really quickly I was like welp she's into dead bodies. Hospital? Morgue. Weird building at the hospital? Definitely morgue. Chemical smell? I'm just internally screaming omg you are so stupid, my dude. She's into dead bodies and htf are you this clueless this would be a morgue. I actually couldn't be spooked for how annoyed I was at the guy I'mma be honest lol

20:00

Simp doesn't even begin to describe this

would

Whoop Whoop homies ✌🏻🐵✌🏻

Still a ways from the midpoint. I'm like 'my dude, she wants a corpse' Let's see how accurate that is. Edit: BINGO

Necrophilia

I know the feeling. The same thing happened to me; she was beautiful and we matched in every way, but her one request was something that I could never do...stop watching My Little Pony. Never saw her again, but it made me realise that the only cute girls I need in my life are called Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle.

@10011110011

9 ай бұрын

Maaaate.....

@dust195

9 ай бұрын

Dawg…

@Zephy_Sky

9 ай бұрын

I get not letting her change you, but this still just disappointed me to no end...

@RiDankulous

9 ай бұрын

I respect you staying strong about your hobbies.

@JaqenHghar.

9 ай бұрын

Poor guy

this is the girl for me