Woodlice in the genus Armadillidium and in the family Armadillidae can roll up into an almost perfect sphere as a defensive mechanism, hence some of the common names such as pill bug, or roly-poly. Most woodlice, however, cannot do this.[2] Armadillidae armadillidium Arma Dildos

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Ha, you just blew my mind xP

@df06

6 жыл бұрын

Howhaaaaaattttttt

@thekushmn

6 жыл бұрын

Jazff Gaming ROAST me or delete ur channel

@CutiePie10861114

6 жыл бұрын

YES ROAST HIM JAZFF

@warper3723

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. SkarKasm date with isopod

3:18 LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF

Been there 10 times now, definetly a 5 star zoo! Donated 100$ there and used the poo sink, it was neat!

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, my most loyal customer!

Thanks for almost 1k likes guys! I said that as a joke, but I'm so happy that you guys got this video to that number :) I went on a date with Isopod - kzread.info/dash/bejne/homjxcGbfZXNlZM.html (Loving my own comment so it's visible :P)

10:18 that saber-toothed cat got angry at you and tornado'd you 9000 miles in the air.

I am new to your channel and i would like to know whether you are a car enthusiast or not. But that Dodge viper pun in the beginning has made me your eternal slave. The viper is a hidden gem of a car, not many know about and you make a pun about it. Legendary!

@Jazff

4 жыл бұрын

I kind of was an enthusiast when I was a kid. Haha :) Back then the Viper was a common car in all of my favourite racing games

@firerider669

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jazff wake that kid up. Make a lil about cars gmod vids and who knows you might become a trend in the car club. Viper is love

that white alligator might be a albino alligator

"I ordered an African elephant" In a 5 inch box...

1:42 Albino Aligator!

This is amazing! 😂👍

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks, unless you're trolling :P

this is the most best zoo i've seen.

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks! :p

11 mins!?! Is this heaven?!

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

:D

You are the funniest youtuber i know and you have the best jokes and puns just today i subscribed. :-)

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the compliments :)

Epic zoo i liked it 10/10

@Jazff

2 жыл бұрын

Thank yew for your review!

If you get the jail door prop and put material in it, in one side you can see through it and the other you can’t. Edit: holy crap. I didnt expect jazff to reply. Thanks jazff. You should make a vid of playing a scary game.

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for telling me 👍

that rhino joke is funny

You now have to date the isopod

Lol now i know why im already subscribed!

I been here long time and your back i hope you had your amazing break

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks :) Yeah i've been chilling and taking it slow, plan to keep making vids at this pace and hopefully it means my vids get better :)

1000 likes, looks like you got a date with and isopod

A Zoo In Gmod? Hay!

3:01 there is literally a toilet on the right of the page above the gravestones and next to the tables XD

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Oh, I didnt see it cuz it was tiny :p

I've been waiting for another Gmod video. Nice video I appreciate it. Oh by the way this is Sandvich BreadonsGuy on his phone.

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Hello, Sandvich, glad you liked the video :)

5:48 good joke! *face palm*

Amazing the jazz jazff is back and makes zoo's architecture in india is amazing!

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

:D

Keep up the good work btw it's me prankster master

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks :) Hello!

Hey jazzf, CREAM PIES!

@Jazff

4 жыл бұрын

*B A G E L*

8:09 I'm telling peta

Look at the PEOPLE ALSO ASK Section at 4:15

@zezdabeez

4 жыл бұрын

*bulletproof armadillo*

@smashfanx7560

4 жыл бұрын

@@zezdabeez lol

@smashfanx7560

4 жыл бұрын

*bullet proof shell*

What are doing my cage???

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are Legendary XD you are the best of all games

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

:)

Nice zoo you got

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

I forgot to put you in it too, Panda :p

@CapriPanda

5 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah I forgot too

Lol And Ur channel is not dying it one of the best channels ever

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Glad you think so :D

@df06

6 жыл бұрын

It's the truth though

@df06

6 жыл бұрын

U are doing well I mean u got 24.5k subs I only just dot ten Soooo if Ur better than me then Ur amazing LOL

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Hehe :P

@df06

6 жыл бұрын

IM SERWIOUS Lol

Armdillo was in minecraft now from the 2023 mob vote

When Jazzf searched armadildo, lower classificatications said big hairy armadillo.

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

Lol :)

Why did I find this guy hilarious

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

Idk, but glad you found me hilarious

@pandaawastaken

5 жыл бұрын

Jazff Gaming 😁😁 lol

nice zoo jazff

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Nice nose Volde-oops! Thanks mayne

Bro army!

Can I have a ticket for that zoo?

@prammetacon3010

6 жыл бұрын

no

@gavins3492

Жыл бұрын

@@prammetacon3010 yes

@prammetacon3010

Жыл бұрын

@@gavins3492 it's been 4 years wtf

8:08 looks like "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Except this time Gerard Butler jumps down the pit with him :p

@strafebug

6 жыл бұрын

Jazff Gaming lol :p

Ur puns making me laugh

0:00 Hi guys im -jazff- *REally worried about my future*

Jazff! People liked so the isopod lived!

@Jazff

2 жыл бұрын

The Isopod who lived!

HAVE A DATE WITH ISOPOD! MORE LIKE BYE-SOPOD WAS THE BEST PART

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

I had the date :)

R.I.P bug ;(

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

*Isopod!

thanks for this must-watch puberty tips of quick cash

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

:p

Aww dont be sad My yearly wage is 2 bucks. (Cries)

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

That TWO HUNDRED Cents! :P

@Owo-xj2cn

6 жыл бұрын

Jazff Gaming but not enough to buy 200 dildos

I love your intro do

@Jazff

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks yo

We need to not date isopod ok we need a SERIES ABOUT ISOPOD

Please, make more GMod.

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

I will in the future, thanks for asking :)

@strafebug

6 жыл бұрын

Jazff Gaming wait...you made video on gmod in 2019 year? 😖

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

I dunno when :p

@strafebug

6 жыл бұрын

Jazff Gaming please, make gmod video in 1april

@strafebug

6 жыл бұрын

lol :p

I like your vids

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks, glad you do :)

@laurazeek

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks your awesome

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

no u :D

i love this game!!!

You can do a video of a dinosaurs

I refreshed your video enough times so you get paid 5 ads :3

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks but dont do that, its unethical and it can also get me in trouble with Adsense

8:07 it's SUMMER-SUPPER-SLAAAAAAAAAMMMNN!

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

:D :P

Hey jazff here's a joke Why do bad people sharpen their knifes? So They're EDGIER

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Lul xP

I manipulated time by pausing and skipping the isopod time

you got 50.1K subscribers!

7:48 i find them under bricks

Hey jazff, what about you try playing windows 93? Its a fun parody of windows on the browser. I wanna see you play it.

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks 4 suggesting 👍 too many games to play too little time

PETA IS LIKE WTF

first guy to manage a ZOO must have been like:

Yee got one thousand no a million likes now..... MAKE A DATING VID WITH THE ISOPAD ISO....IDC JUST MAKE THAT VID!

I don’t like bugs though

6:28 LIES

Has mczee brainwashed you because your jokes are actually funny now :)

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

OOF! In which of my previous videos did you not like my jokes?

rip bathroom door

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

It will always live in our hearts

A bear its so. ........................................cute! Omg!

JAZFF!!!! i love you :)

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

💛 :)

i like this

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

I love this comment :p

@FrostAwx

5 жыл бұрын

Wait again you!?

5:56 I told peta

@Jazff

4 жыл бұрын

Come on man :/

@jonathangallema4318

3 жыл бұрын

Aldo mee

Jazff! can u play SubNautica and go Collect some Blade-fish. or play Terraria where you kill some over-slimed slimy slimes with other slimy slimes that slime you.

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Hehe, thanks for suggesting :)

Make Animal Planet, the second Like Animal Planet: 'Zoo' but an elephant with a large ears but he did not go to school for his 'Dumbo' mind

You are fucking genius

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

New vid yeah!!

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

:D

TORNADEO!

4:30 UMMMMMMMMMMMMM

@danilge9068

3 жыл бұрын

18+

Where do you get the mod?

I like your videos jazff your channel is. Funny and i dont mind you taking time for YOU and editing when you can and feel. And the quick videos are sorta ok but they got spammy in my notifications so i stopped watching them but Your channel has grown alot since i found your videos and i hope you get better at editing in time. I always liked your videos they were funny and i wished back then they were longer but i now realise you dont have the time to edit and dont feel like it sometimes. I know how that feels. I should be doing all this garbage homework middle school gives me but........ Uhfjfjejfnf I dont feel like it

I have a dodge viper toy lawl

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Me too, from when I was 8

Woah, another Gmod video? It’s been so long...

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, last one was in Sept. I guess :p

@toonstevegamingyt6910

6 жыл бұрын

watch out my bro loves splatoon

@smashfanx7560

4 жыл бұрын

@@toonstevegamingyt6910 r/nobodyasked

@kitma9

4 жыл бұрын

Since last I’ve seen my son

@benblock_

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitma9 LOST TO THIS MONSTE-

when no sabes lo que te dicen xDDDD

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

:p

Get 1000 likes! (i really wanna see dat date)

FOE JAZFF: For the armadildo editing thing i saw that your forgot too edit the description so i saw *Armadillo*

Guys I just found out JAZFF REPLIED TO ONE OF MY COMMENTS ON ONE OF HIS VIDEOS

8:45 jazff where did you get that horse mask i want it

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

The instructions to get it are in the description of part 21 of MaD 2 :)

*Armadildo*

😐+🗡=😵

Lmao

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Glad you lyao'd :D

@edward7434

6 жыл бұрын

No problem! :D

Pls play more pls!

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe in the future :)

good news: I watches your video and loved it Bad news: I haven't subbed *subcribes* Okeh now i subbed

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for subbing, glad you liked the vid! :)

8:07 xD

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

Glad you liked the SUMER SUUUUPER SLAM :p

Dude do you even have a patreaon??? it works for almost all youtubers now.

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, its linked on my channel page

@cowboycritter

5 жыл бұрын

oh.... well do you advertise it on your videos?

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. Right now im making enough, so I don't need to :)

@cowboycritter

5 жыл бұрын

oh... but then why do you say your making not a alot of money off youtube?

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

This video is 6 months old my dude, but thanks for your concern

You could use eBay to get your animals

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

But Ebay doesn't have my boi Jeff :p

@dungdiep8106

6 жыл бұрын

Ehhh just wait some one might post one

Jazff bezos

your jokes suck... that is the content I signed up for! **subscribes**

Can you play more gmod

@Jazff

4 жыл бұрын

I will some time :)

IT'S A SIT SINK

@Jazff

6 жыл бұрын

xP

Do some spookes

@Jazff

5 жыл бұрын

I might play SCP sometime, so that might be spooke

UNLESS ITS A FARM!