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@TBOMBDABAUM

4 жыл бұрын

I AM WILDCAT HI!!!

@bdksm

4 жыл бұрын

Jo

@igorblyat7839

4 жыл бұрын

@radkouse1of1

4 жыл бұрын

Yes sir.

@Bobby-qh2wk

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

Wildcat and smii7y: *selling drugs on a minecraft server* Mojang: "wait...that's illegal"

@Hamadi_is_cool

4 жыл бұрын

I’m some places it’s not

@javenmurphy4064

4 жыл бұрын

Not funny. Didn't laugh.

@Madly_Zen

4 жыл бұрын

I am 90% sure it is illegal to sell human flesh and black tar heroine anywhere on earth

@Hamadi_is_cool

4 жыл бұрын

what about that other 10%

@Madly_Zen

4 жыл бұрын

XXX Captainscaucelover6969 XXX that other 10% is me thinking you’re joking in which case I held back 10% to laugh if you are

Who knew Wildcat was secretly a GoT fanfiction writer? There's my surprise of the day. XD

@lesleymcveighty2296

4 жыл бұрын

What is the GoT fanfic (im gunna regret this arent i)

@ryanwake7885

4 жыл бұрын

@@lesleymcveighty2296 Watch the video?

@lesleymcveighty2296

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanwake7885 i have but ill watch it again

@lesleymcveighty2296

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanwake7885 also ive watched the whole vid but i dont remember seeing a got fanfic

@luissanchez-fm7cb

4 жыл бұрын

@@lesleymcveighty2296 fanfictions are basically parodies/fan written stories made by fan of the thing they're writing about. The regrettable part is there are people who write +18 type of fictions. For example Wildcat would be writing a +18 fanfiction about Game of Thrones.

Can someone put a compilation together of all of the PG youtubers stumbling onto the drug house

@jpmccabe2246

4 жыл бұрын

I wish smii7y posted more of his multiplayer gameplay

@__-dr5vm

4 жыл бұрын

mini showed up at one point

@internetexplorer8495

3 жыл бұрын

@@__-dr5vm wait really

You guys should add some Delphine bath water in your drug shop

@user-gs5uz2dy2k

4 жыл бұрын

Stfu

@steel3047

4 жыл бұрын

Stfu

@kaelbjorndahl3570

4 жыл бұрын

stfu

@semthegoat8346

4 жыл бұрын

Stfu

@worthysacrifice975

4 жыл бұрын

Stfu

Wildcat: sells drugs in minecraft Monetization: am i a joke to you?

@scouseleemini1

4 жыл бұрын

It's minecraft they can't do shit... they maked a giant penis on Gmod and minecraft years ago and got away with it

@evanmadden3372

4 жыл бұрын

No but u r probably a joke to him godly llama

@scouseleemini1

4 жыл бұрын

Evan Cowling, because it *is* a joke

Minecraft: is a game that allows the player to unlimited creative possibilities Wildcat: Oh yeah that's cool but- drugs.

@chemical3763

4 жыл бұрын

well if it’s unlimited it’s one of the possibilities

Them: We got drugs Aphmau shows up Me: What a mix of personality

@CommandKen

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if she walks across Wildcat's Traphouse Lets see if she get triggered or something

@GamrossSteel

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

KZread logic: Swearing= no ads Selling drugs that’s totally ad friendly.

@internetexplorer8495

3 жыл бұрын

Shhh dont tell em

I find it fun that Skeppy is trying to be the richest on the server but his competition is against a Drug-Dealing Pig (and a milkbag with some sick shades) 😂😂

@Alex-xv1jh

4 жыл бұрын

how is it that it's always a pig that gives him the most competition in anything lol.

@cloverwizard03alt37

4 жыл бұрын

Game Freak ikr

@doofinshmertz2383

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

If you are able to get into the Nether in this server, you could probably get some glowstone dust in there and you got yourself some Cocaine 2 electric boogaloo for your local business.

@maxhayer5241

4 жыл бұрын

He has but the server hasn't expanded enough to reach any.

@carnivalwilson1978

4 жыл бұрын

No you’d call it crack 💀

@justsomeguy1136

4 жыл бұрын

Uh? That's LITERALLY what sugar cane is for??? Are all of you cracked out??? It can LITERALLY be turned into white powder(coke)

@justsomeguy1136

4 жыл бұрын

@@kibbleknight2156 it's not cocaine if it ain't white

@grassman64

4 жыл бұрын

just some guy you thick skulled fuck, it is Cocaine 2 electric boogaloo, not coke, cocaine 1, or crack

10:38 “2019 is a crazy year” *laughs during 2020 quarantine*

@brown505gun9

2 жыл бұрын

Laughs in 2021

Tyler: it’s honest work Smii7y: is it...? Tyler: well yea, I’m *honestly* selling drugs

@NukelearFallout

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao, what do imbeciles think "Honest" work is, anyways; working for a fucking corporation?

Next Wildcat video: I had a drug war in Minecraft. I robbed a bank in Minecraft I shot up a school in Minecraft I blew up a mall in Minecraft

@drdespair3651

4 жыл бұрын

What's next? I started World War 3 in Minecraft?

@Deadpool....

4 жыл бұрын

I committed genocide in Minecraft

@corion121yt8

4 жыл бұрын

Richardthe ShadowPrince ha

@ryuuotaku35

4 жыл бұрын

I mean. Crazy weirdness

@jntvlogs707

4 жыл бұрын

I built two towers.... Then flew planes into them. ON MINECRAFT

WILDCAT’s Traphouse: Where our prices are low, and you are high

@acxpert1448

4 жыл бұрын

That's actually a good slogan XD

@neppu3648

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking genius slogan

@lordfrostdraken

4 жыл бұрын

Awww GENIUS

@kowalskianalyse7743

4 жыл бұрын

420 my dudes

4:30 *APHMAU JOINED THE GAME* . Me: I see my world is nearly completed

@CommandKen

4 жыл бұрын

What Aphmau will say if she saw Wildcat's Traphouse

@CommandKen

4 жыл бұрын

Also Jason/Aaron(Aph/Jess's husband) is in it too

@user-tr4tl5bj8b

4 жыл бұрын

Family friendly youtuber just find a another youtuber selling drugs in Minecraft

@Angel-dn2uw

3 жыл бұрын

I want to see that happen badly

Wow Aphmau and wildcat In the same server This is the most ambitious crossover ever

@cindynieves7148

4 жыл бұрын

Donibobes also

@qwerty934

4 жыл бұрын

Why?

@localgore

4 жыл бұрын

I hate Aphmau

@minemaster2392

4 жыл бұрын

I know, right??

@kassandraofodyssey6475

4 жыл бұрын

You got the cringy Minecraft KZreadr and the actually funny Minecraft KZreadr.

What are you doing Timmy Timmy: Oh nothing Mom _just watching someone sell drugs on Minecraft_

@zipperzipzips3539

4 жыл бұрын

Mom: Do you want the belt or the fist?

@nilskalnins28

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@dln_yt

4 жыл бұрын

Jashan Sidhu Timmy: Don’t worry mom, there’s no xanax

@kylath2830

4 жыл бұрын

timmy timmy timmy turner, he be looking for a burner

@Seissmo

4 жыл бұрын

Video games cause drug dealers :)

Wildcat should make splash potions or just plain potions to sell in his trap shop so people will feel affects from the “drugs”

@Sassaparilla

4 жыл бұрын

Potions of Swiftness - Speed

@kilnareth7970

4 жыл бұрын

GoldyLox If you watch Jericho’s aka Tucker’s streams, Tyler already has plans for a shop at the shady ass pier for his potion shop

@user-xi3zt7vl7k

4 жыл бұрын

Lean

@inciacci549

4 жыл бұрын

Feather Fall potions! Oh wait, wrong game.

@ilovemycooperwooper

4 жыл бұрын

"lean"

I want to see a whole series of them working their way up to the top of the drug market

I made one of these “businesses” in my friends world without him knowing and my slogan is..... Welcome back we sell Crack

For the record, a Minecraft block is 1meter x 1meter x 1meter. so that was literally a 2 meter long line of coke.

@justsomeguy1136

4 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck I just realized this. That's a LOT of coke

@ambuknight1567

4 жыл бұрын

Well shit... That's beyond overdose.

@derlexium

4 жыл бұрын

All I gathered from this was they had a great time

@adamskyman1874

4 жыл бұрын

1 x 1 is 1

@lordfrostdraken

4 жыл бұрын

DAMN

Speedy : oh yeah we are not pg Also speedy : I love my Pokémon cape

Smii7y gets paid accidentally. Wildcat: did you just pay smii7y? Smii7y: ahahaha Trump The Art of The Deal.

10:38 wildcat said “2019 dude, crazy year” but then 2020 came 🥴

Gotta admit this is better than watching your fortnite vids 😂😜

@-_-_-_-_-ImGigs-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

4 жыл бұрын

Anything is better than his fortnite vids tbh 😂😂

@TheBoss-zp4ur

4 жыл бұрын

I agree 👌🏾

@cyyy3117

4 жыл бұрын

True

@twitchanthony1528

4 жыл бұрын

What fortnite?

@kyrieirvingfanchannel8072

4 жыл бұрын

I swear

Tip: put your menu in a lectern so they can read without taking it.

@ColeSlayz

4 жыл бұрын

Jack I make fortnite videos ❤️❤️❤️

@goosegod4729

4 жыл бұрын

Brian the Trainer it’s not slow it’s very fast

@deejemai4686

4 жыл бұрын

Cole Slayz nobody gives a fuck

@AvianZone

4 жыл бұрын

Cole Slayz We are NOT interested

@harlem4614

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up....

This is actually extremely entertaining, I’d love to see y’all do more insanely mature shit on this family friendly server, really entertaining

9:13 Smii7y: yea we good *snorts coke* Jericho: did you just to a line of coke Smii7y: nah Jericho: k den

Swat: OPEN UPP wildcat: ITS A TRAP HOUSE HOMIE WE SELL DRUgs!!!!

You gotta sell pufferfish dawg. They actually get you high when you eat em

@chemical3763

4 жыл бұрын

MATTHEW575M he’s saying in Minecraft it gives you nausea

@art-cs6us

4 жыл бұрын

@MATTHEW575M which is...the joke

@xaviercruz2633

4 жыл бұрын

MATTHEW575M r/WHOOSH

@joshjosh8977

4 жыл бұрын

@MATTHEW575M r/WHOOOOOSHHH

@SolarDragyxPinakagwapo

4 жыл бұрын

@MATTHEW575M r/whooosh

You’re literally a video genius dude. I just watched this video after it being out for 10 months lol. Straight comedy. Love it!

its been almost 3 years and I still think this is one of the funniest Minecraft videos I've ever seen XD

Wildcat: I started selling drugs in Minecraft Next video: I shot up a Chick-fil-A in Minecraft

@kilo1901

4 жыл бұрын

One of his friends did blew one up.

I grew up with Zoboomafoo! I thought he was forgotten!

2 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos that Wildcat put out. I miss these minecraft days

Wildcat is slowly becoming a Minecraft KZreadr And I love it

@theopportunist4837

4 жыл бұрын

Tou shouldn't, he needs to fastly become a Minecraft KZreadr

@masonouellette5279

4 жыл бұрын

It's stupid as shit

@warfour1261

4 жыл бұрын

Clorox Wipes you know what else is stupid as shit? Your KZread channel name...

@Takashikoi

4 жыл бұрын

I love you pfp and channel name :D

@15southernpanthersamuelmar59

4 жыл бұрын

I HATE it

"My mom told me to not do drugs, not selling them" -Smi77y

@radkouse1of1

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@zachsousa1499

4 жыл бұрын

You butchered the fuck out of that but ok

@hb9339

4 жыл бұрын

“She didnt say dont deal drugs she just said dont deal with drugs”**

The ending was honestly the funniest shit ever 😂😂😂i just love you an smii7y

I just love how Wildcat made his own version of game of thrones in a nutshell with his twist on it. Omg, that was hilarious

Gotta say, wildcats version of "Game of Trones" is better than the original ending. 😂

@nathananderson1614

4 жыл бұрын

Straight facts Gryxz

LETS GO SELL SOME DRUGS But first a word from our sponsor What a way to introduce your sponsor wildcat, beautiful

@ItzManic

4 жыл бұрын

That Guy On youtube the fact that he needs a sponsor for minecraft is sad

i really wanna see wildcat starting his new business, doing the whole book business would make me shit my pants with laughter

I LOVED Seeing Speedy and Side buy drugs, also Speedy being an absolute LAD and giving you shroom blocks lol

i'm sure this is what the sponsors had in mind to be promoted on...

@kiirchh

4 жыл бұрын

lmao my thoughts exactly

I don't know what's more shocking, the title of the video or the fact that KZread somehow hasn't demonetized it XD

@Adrian-qr6gk

4 жыл бұрын

Minecraft my friend. 69% of the time it works all the time

@sergiodominguez3678

4 жыл бұрын

Adrian Diaz 420%*

@chadnelson6837

4 жыл бұрын

Love the book

omg could you imagine if delirious was a employee or a competition drug seller lmfao epic I AM WILDCAT! Lol

Wait. Doni’s in that server? DONI THE DUCK??? This is madness

@icecream1728

4 жыл бұрын

THIS IS SPARTA

Friend: "So what'd you do today?" Me: "I uhh... Watched grown men sell drugs in Minecraft" Friend: ...

@york7301

4 жыл бұрын

No you watched them read Game of Thrones erotica in Minecraft

@mewxtherealitygod4706

4 жыл бұрын

also friend: instantly does the same thing

Poor aphamu literally joined a server with a trap house lol

@sebyx1760

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@m00nyin82

4 жыл бұрын

I haven't watch her vids since the Emerald. Now that Aaron and Aph are minding each other while these two madman ruin time.

@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513

4 жыл бұрын

Read this as I saw it 😂

@lukedennis4161

4 жыл бұрын

I love aph been watching her since Minecraft tekit

@lexy9018

4 жыл бұрын

luke dennis I started watching her since the beginning of Minecraft diaries and stopped watching her after the first season of Emerald came out

i love how the chat is a nice funny conversation while wildcat shows smii7y his drugs.

I got this ad on mini’s channel I watched till the end and it said “let’s go some costumers in Minecraft” I already knew what video it was Now I’m real convinced

Can’t wait for Tyler to discover that there’s an actual drug mod

@ZodokiEsparda

4 жыл бұрын

... Damn i was away from MC a really Long time

@justsomeguy1136

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZodokiEsparda it's been in mc for a really long time lmao

@ZodokiEsparda

4 жыл бұрын

@@justsomeguy1136 Yeah and i played it when it was published killed the Ender Dragon and then stopped. I maybe played for 4 months Tops

Everyone: let's play Minecraft Wildcat: *sells drugs*

10:40 Wildcat: 2019, crazy year dude 2020: Hold my corona

I got a rise of kingdoms ad using your audio from this, but they didn't cut the audio right and left in the "now let's go get some customers in minecraft." Lol

KZread is probably going to have a hard decision on monetizing this or not

@pbrn2533

4 жыл бұрын

they prolly wont

@bork116

4 жыл бұрын

Lol no if they have a chance they will demonize anything

@lordfrostdraken

4 жыл бұрын

I got adds on it

@devinedgin673

4 жыл бұрын

Lol nah

@bestofluck2955

4 жыл бұрын

KZread and Minecraft are BFF

KZread sees drugs in the title: oh another video getting demonoti- KZread sees minecraft in title: AHHH MIXED EMOTIONS

10:35 I’m just laughing my ass off while he says that

"But first, a message from our sponsor!" *_immediate skip_*

You should sell flint and steel lighters and potion alcohol

@mr.cheznut7342

4 жыл бұрын

Trap house is for drugs

@LilTodeepOfficialMusic

4 жыл бұрын

fern for weed

@Drxyy

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Cheznut alcohol is a drug

@bombs_gta

4 жыл бұрын

@@Drxyy alcohol is not a drug its a type of poison that isnt as harmful as chemical poison

@EchoEdema

4 жыл бұрын

@@bombs_gta Alcohol IS a drug.

That game of thrones story that wildcat wrote was better than season 8 itself

@hunterwhitaker5764

4 жыл бұрын

Arsyad Syuwari Warren str8 fax

@clcudyeyxdoutcast

4 жыл бұрын

True

Here at Wildcats' traphouse We sell drugs straight to the point

Seeing speedy and sidearms come out just brought back so many good 2013 memories lmao

Speedy & Side and Wildcat, now that’s the crossover in Minecraft we needed

@thelovershatexxx1620

4 жыл бұрын

Factssssss!!!!!! I'm so happy

Anybody else know that there's an actual drug mod in minecraft Wildcat could use instead

@absolutelynoone6641

4 жыл бұрын

BK GO CRAZY it’s a server

@Flamecreeper677

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen actual drug mods skydoesminecraft has used them before in videos.

@Nietzschefan333

4 жыл бұрын

@@Flamecreeper677 dude I havent heard of skydoesminecraft in so many years that man is a og minecrafter

@Flamecreeper677

4 жыл бұрын

Ya but I found the mod i was talking about it’s called psychedelicraft unfortunately it’s only on 1.7

4:08 that moment when you realize these guys could get trolled...

Honestly I think the best thing would be selling potions with different effects named after drugs lol. Literal Minecraft drug dealing XD

I- I never thought I'd see Wildcat and Aphmau playing on the same minecraft server. Literally opposite sides of minecraft lmao

@CommandKen

4 жыл бұрын

One side they are avoiding swearing, making dirty jokes because their channel are kids friendly Meanwhile other side they're selling drugs What if Aphmau and Jason making a stream and then they saw Wildcat's Traphouse?

What happened to first 30 sec? Wildcat: *casually says* "i will be trying to sell drugs to the other KZreadrs"

@ReAp_TropicalZ

4 жыл бұрын

GlumXY sponsor

You and smi7y in the thumbnail is priceless tho

i know i’m late. i got a new phone and had to find your channel. and when you pulled up the roster, a wave of nostalgia washed over me. thank you

Can you make another episode about this? And if not, can you sell books for your next job (Don’t forget about the dirty game of thrones books, those are good)

Wait is that Beef and Splingo champions, The gaming legend KYR Speedy and Redstone God Bidearm? I better buy some stocks

@jpichardo2285

4 жыл бұрын

6'5 GAMING LEGEND KYR SP33DY?

seeing all of these minecraft youtubers from my childhood makes me so nostalgic wtf

family friendly youtubers; aph, jason, etc: hey guys, welcome back to minecraft! wildcat on same server: WELCOME TO THE TRAP HOUSE, WE SELL HARDCORE DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeing speedy and sidearms was a nostalgia bomb, I haven't watched them in so long

@bumboy5687

4 жыл бұрын

Buy into sp33dy and sidearms stock

Seeing my childhood youtubers and streamers in the same server as my current youtubers and streamers does stuff to my heart

@gabrielklushkan2438

4 жыл бұрын

Gayson Derulo idek what server this is

@tubeya7912

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielklushkan2438 how to minecraft season 6

That last sequence was enough for me. Im dead

The first and last time Tyler and Smii7y will be in this server XD

This. Is. Ganna. Get. Demonetized 😂😂 im cracking up though this is amazing

@CubZeez

4 жыл бұрын

That's why he has sponsors

@anthonyl_2032

4 жыл бұрын

He’s doing the video in Minecraft so it’s clear

Notch: Minecraft is family friendly Wildcat:sells drug in Minecraft

@cartooncritique6625

4 жыл бұрын

Minecraft maybe family-friendly, but nobody said anything about the people who play it! XD

@licivec

4 жыл бұрын

Yea ok your right

Tyler: sells crack on a pg13 game Also Tyler: *somehow gets a sponsor*

The ending was my favorite part 😂 and the book was the 2nd 😂😂

*a snapping sound is heard as the monetization bot rips its head 360 degrees around at the title of the video*

Nobody: Not a single soul: The comments: *MaKe ThIs BlUe If YoU LoVe WiLdCaT!*

@fazewashington2675

4 жыл бұрын

So true!

@sameerwahabshamimchowdhury8647

4 жыл бұрын

MaKe ThIs BlUe If YoU LoVe WiLdCaT

The thumbnail is all time great lol - petition to make a WildcatCraft server (or make one that’s smii7y themed called MilkCraft) as a fan server

3:47 thats me right there when i start working lmao

I always love when Speedy and Wildcat are in the same video. They are both KZreadrs I love.

@thelovershatexxx1620

4 жыл бұрын

Factssssss ‼️

Mom- hey tyler what you do today Tyler- i made a traphouse and started selling drugs in minecraft Mom- 😧

Love this idea so I tried it and people found me funny, I then told them where I got the inspiration and they subbed 3 u

Hahh 10:42 " 2019, a crazy year" watching this in 2020 as well

You know the phrase “You learn something new everyday?” *I for sure learnt some new names today*

Remember when Wildcat fake snorted cocaine and got a blood nose

@theonesweeney

4 жыл бұрын

it wasnt tyler, it was mini *facepalm*

@theslenderfox

4 жыл бұрын

@@theonesweeney oh yeah my b

@pizzaeldante3446

4 жыл бұрын

@@theonesweeney those were the good days...

@narancia_bb

4 жыл бұрын

@@pizzaeldante3446 ikr

@user-cc5hr4el7h

4 жыл бұрын

That was funny 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wildcat: 2019's a crazy year 2020: you under estamate my power

You should add cookies as edibles and empty maps as acid tabs

More content with Speedy and Side!🙌 Please!

You should've invited Swagger or Zuckles

@bleunight9199

4 жыл бұрын

They would pay big for some grass and 'wheed'.

@angelstorm3

4 жыл бұрын

Swagger for real lol

@habitsrabbit

4 жыл бұрын

Swagger would have snorted everything.

@angelstorm3

4 жыл бұрын

@@habitsrabbit true that

There's minecraft channels that are kid friendly.. and then there's this. Selling drugs in Minecraft 😂😂

I love all your Minecraft vids man keep up the great work