So, I’m currently working on a ship, watching this video on my phone in the lounge. Chief Officer comes in, asks what I’m watching and gives me a very concerned look while I show him the Titanic being cut out of a bottle and sunk. Thanks Kevin.

@falconoreilly2607

3 жыл бұрын

You're working on a ship? That's really cool! Does that mean you're in the navy?

@ashleymurphy3564

3 жыл бұрын

@@falconoreilly2607 I’m a civilian deckhand working on a tanker contracted out to the Navy :) Absolutely love it!

@chlaco8739

3 жыл бұрын

That is a truly amazing story. I love it

@dylannecros3636

3 жыл бұрын

And what happened next? C'mon, don't leave us hanging.

@GreatBigSackOfPissAndWind

3 жыл бұрын

I’m kinda scared what happened next

Kevin slicing the Titanic and complaining about it sinking is like stabbing a person and complaining about them bleeding

@goast_cuard

3 жыл бұрын

Just Kevin being quirky

@Ametisti

3 жыл бұрын

OMG! Like seriously... Why have ya gotta be bleeding everywhere? You even got it on me, I'm gonna have to put everything in the laundry now and it might not even wash out properly, and if that's the case YOU gotta buy me a new top. How thoughtless. Really!! The nerve!

@HammerheadStarcraft

3 жыл бұрын

@@haktar11 The most famous SV Northern Light was built in 1851 and sailed from San Francisco to Boston (setting a world record for its speed).

@ghostderazgriz

3 жыл бұрын

Well it's not my fault they're bleeding.

@goast_cuard

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostderazgriz ikr, people just need to learn how to keep their bodily fluids to themselves

I can show you the world, dark and scary and tragic. All because kevin is controlling gravity

@conlca4091

3 жыл бұрын

Aladdin refrence

@PajkaEagle

3 жыл бұрын

Giving Kevin god powers would kill everyone in 5 seconds

@macironiminer9338

3 жыл бұрын

Tell me why I read this in Kevin’s singing voice HAHA

@hannah27117

3 жыл бұрын

@@macironiminer9338 i did too lmao

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on the heart

If Kevin was actually the Titanic captain he wouldn't need an iceberg to drown the ship

@ewanayres9576

3 жыл бұрын

Just need to make a left turn and it’s gone

@necrobynerton7384

3 жыл бұрын

@@ewanayres9576 just the sheer appearance of kevin drowns the ship

@HelloHamburger

3 жыл бұрын

Your PFP: I receive like, you receive nothing.

@redcatofdeath

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, that's why he should've been the captain. It would have been much easier to save people after Kevin sank five minutes out of port.

@yahiamamdouh4462

3 жыл бұрын

Birb

"I just did a Thanos Snap, and I don't know how!" Honestly, is anyone surprised?

@Spartacus005

3 жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for when he accidentally does it in real life

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3 жыл бұрын

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@Clouded_flowers

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if any of the ashes were used as drugs

Kevin is the type of person that'll manage to sink a boat as a passenger.

@Ametys007

Жыл бұрын

No, he doesn't even need to be on the ship to sink it

@gordongreen3310

Жыл бұрын

He'll be in a submarine and open a window

Humanity is the Titanic, and Kevin is the iceberg

3 жыл бұрын

And that’s their backstory

@F2PMegaGod

3 жыл бұрын

@ Humanity is Kevin and The Titanic is the iceberg?

@F2PMegaGod

3 жыл бұрын

@ Yes

@Scooty_

3 жыл бұрын

Cmon he already got hit by a car now a ship?

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scooty_ what can I say, ship happens.

Kevin is someone who'd save a sinking ship just to sink it himself

@obamium3020

3 жыл бұрын

Probably unintentionally too

@FloridaGuy53

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic, isn't it?

Kevin: why is the menacing music play when I arrive Everyone: to warn the NPC's of danger Kevin

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Nice meme variation

@Kusanagi672

3 жыл бұрын

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3 жыл бұрын

@@Kusanagi672 praise the Pickens!

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3 жыл бұрын

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Just when you think things couldn't get worse on the Titanic, Kevin gets involved

Here's a fun fact for you, Kev. When you were mentioning the ship bending at around the 5:45 mark, that is actually a trait in many large ships i real life. They're built with a little bit of bend in them so as to make them less rigid, as rough waves could do more damage if the boat was totally rigid. Granted I don't think they're supposed to do it to that extent...

Kevin at the beginning of the video: *wholesome wave* Thanks for watching my videos! Kevin in the video: I'm angry at the ocean, I'm angry at submarines, I'm angry at the Beatles! *covers submarine in bombs*

Everyday I wake up and think to myself: “what has Kevin done this time?”

@FloridaGuy53

2 жыл бұрын

Can Kevin save the Titanic? Will Kevin have a "Goodyear?" Find out tomorrow! Same Kevin time. Same Kevin channel.

“It’s good to have a strong sturdy unsinkable ship when I’m in control” One second later: “I sliced it in half” 😂

@CatOfExplo

3 жыл бұрын

Flex seal all over again

Hearing Kevin talk about guiding the ship - immediately thinks of the Suez Canal. Ah I see who caused that mess now

I guess the people on the disintegrating atomic blimp didn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation. You could even say they were thunderstruck. In all seriousness please play this again Kevin, we need destruction like this in our lives

Kevin: "You're still playing the cheery music and it's kind of taunting me" Titanic passengers when the band kept playing as they sank: *You think?*

"I made a second Titanic and it ended up worse" The question is, did he managed to move his audience just as much?

@spacesheep_

3 жыл бұрын

why do I see you everywhere lmao

@jambleschmlif

3 жыл бұрын

without a doubt. i am in tears

@trinitysapphire3630

3 жыл бұрын

“Never let go Turg :,(“

@heyhocodyo01

3 жыл бұрын

Not quite as moving i didn't see kate winslets jugs

@jambleschmlif

3 жыл бұрын

@@heyhocodyo01 nah, but kevin's are nicer

Kevin slices the Titanic in half Me: *"Ironic"*

@ellieholmes608

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS THINKING THAT LMAO

*at the beginning when he waved I literally waved back*

Just came from CallMeKevin Stream and Kevin should totally do a video with him they are both pale as feck and both create chaos everywhere

@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461

3 жыл бұрын

Great minds think alike

@yalikuxisi9345

3 жыл бұрын

I would love to see a collab between CallMeKevin Clips and Kevin. I know they’ve had their beefs but I can see there’s a little bit of love between the two.

@DioLT

3 жыл бұрын

@@yalikuxisi9345 Imagine the chaos of CallMeKevin, CallMeKevin Clips and CallMeKevin Streams in a Minecraft server

@Ilivepuppys

3 жыл бұрын

@@DioLT So pretty much a Collab with past, present and future Kevin. Yes I would love this.

0:13 This is why I feckin love Kevin

I've been rewatching all the Harry Potter videos lately and I cannot stress enough how much I enjoy watching Kevin play literally anything

Kevin is the type of person to help a grandma across the road and punt kick a toddler at the same time

"Yes I know the plot of Minecraft story mode I've read the MAnGa" 😂😂😂

@galexcell3468

2 жыл бұрын

Finally someone read the manga

“It’s like GameStop stock” 😭😭😭😂😂

I have a sinking feeling about this

Tomorrow is actually the 109th anniversary of the titanic sinking so I glad Kevin did such an educational recreation of the tragedy

Lightning striking same spots multiple times Kevin: NO! THAT'S ILLEGAL-

Kevin’s “hey there friends” brightens my day

"Why does the game play that menacing music when I arrive" To warn the npcs

That Crab rave bit made me laugh so much.

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Love how I’m watching this while a Titanic documentary is in the background on History Channel

You heard of the planes crashing into the twin towers Now get ready for the titanic crashing into the statue of liberty

"I made a second titanic" is enough to know this is gonna be even worse than the first one

This might be my favorite video Kevin has made. He just seemed so happy playing with his boats.

"Oh no! I was trying to swirl the ocean and I put a bomb by accident!" We've all been there, Keven.

2:43 All I could think of is the "To show you how strong Flex Tape is, I sawed this boat in half!"

“Having a good time...just me being me” what a scary line to end a video like this with

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Kevin pretended to not see the iceberg in the first Titanic.

Kevin really deserved 10mil subscribers and getting the diamond play button.

The iceberg: “well, guess I’ll do it again!”

@goodguypingu1675

3 жыл бұрын

Turg

@3295i

3 жыл бұрын

Turg

@helpiminhell6119

3 жыл бұрын

Turg

@baileylillivick

3 жыл бұрын

Turg

@soristrufas6571

3 жыл бұрын

Turg

Day 97 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Detective 1 or Mary Kate and Ashley Magic Mystery Mall

@turg7689

3 жыл бұрын

Turg

@ellieholmes608

3 жыл бұрын

I support this movement

5:59 here's the exact moment where Kevin went full Irish

One screen - Watching Kevin play this Another screen - Watching Kevin play Minecraft with Anna Another screen - Watching Anna play Minecraft with Kevin KEVIN-CEPTION

“Not even a shred of human remains” ... to shreds you say?”

@DrRainbowBecca

3 жыл бұрын

"And the children?"

KZread recommending me this video rn has gotta be a crime bro 😂

Wario is God in the Kevin cinematic universe

*reads the title Me: _"Yeah, I can believe that happening."_

Now I understand what happens in the Bermuda triangle..

2:30 "we all died in the yellow submarine.."

I like how Kevin just murdered hundreds, but the only thing that makes him mad is that lightning struck the same spot 3 times.

Great timing.

The editors are on fire today. This was hilarious

I'm just pleased that the fourth funnel on the Titanic wasn't smoking, that's a perfect representation

*snork* I love how the Unsinkable immediately succumbs to you banging it with a hammer. Leave no survivors, Kevin! Not that you do anyway, but still!

The chaos this man causes feeds my dark urges and I'm totally fine with that.

Day 34 of thanking Call Me Kevin for all of the content

@ProffesorFloatyHead

3 жыл бұрын

You missed day 33!

@AnAceBrit

3 жыл бұрын

@@ProffesorFloatyHead Let me check this, I will be disappointed with myself Edit: I didn't skip, I put day 34 yesterday, so it should be day 34 on this vid

@ProffesorFloatyHead

3 жыл бұрын

You're doing God's work, son.

0:26 I think games are just becoming aware of when you’re playing them Kevin

That was one of the best intros Kevin has ever done! What a wholesome 20 seconds.

I had a feeling that things would go worse if Kevin made his own titanic...

Well, the Titanic was created by the Irish...

"I assume only good things happened to it, and its good to have a strong, sturdy, unsinkable ship when I'm in control." -"I sliced it in half." That was Hilarious

Kevin is a huge inspiration for me and many others, keep up the good work kevin!

0:36 "according to evidence found in the wreckage, the ship sank primarily due to the captain altering course to 'down.'"

Kevin accidentally placing a bomb in the submarine, then just continuing to add more because he's already fecked it up, all the while laughing anxiously, is the best visual description of the chaos of his videos.

Within like the first minute of the video he sent the boat underwater. Amazing work Kevin.

Whenever I hear Kevin's voice doing the intro "hi friends" I'm instantly happier. It just fixes everything

Me, watching this video: *realizes that this would have been the perfect time for Kevin to bless our ears with his rendition of a Sea Shanty* 😳 Me and the rest of The Cult in a chorus of General Palpatine voices: *"DO IT!"* 😈

Kevin: AN ACT OF GOD Jim Pickens: Am I a joke to you?

Kinda ironic and funny because Kevin uploaded this on the 109th anniversary of the Titanic’s maiden and only voyage, along with being the day before the actual real ship sunk.

"Why is the mast sad?", caught me totally unawares, I nearly fired cola out my nose!! 😆 Never try to drink or eat whilst watching Kevin! You'd think I'd've learned this by now! 🤣

Seems like maybe its an inappriate time for youtube to suggest this video to me... not that i didnt watch it anyway and chuckle all the way through

0:55 YES I LOVE THE BEATLES

Halfway through I realized Kevin didn’t care about us and was just having fun

The submarine wasn't always yellow; it turned that way once the crew found out Kevin was in control.

So yes,here's the answer to Kevin's question that no one cares about: Yes. Ships do flex and bend on the water. It helps relieve stress on the infrastructure and generally helps it travel with much less chance of breakage. So, there's some useless info for ya.

I was always sure that kevin was preparing for the end of the world..... himself

0:46 that music was played by musicians on the titanic while it was sinking. It's called Nearer, My God, to Thee. It is commonly associated with titanic.

The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight, (How I wish I was in sherbrooke now!) She'd a list to the port and her sails in rags And the cook in scuppers with the staggers and the jags God damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold We'd fire no guns-shed no tears Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier The last of Barrett's Privateers

Day 36 of telling Kevin “I love and understand this content”. And also asking for a twitch emote of Jesus doing yoga

Day 105 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

0:05 *doubt intensifies*

"Look at it, it's called the Unsinkable!" "I sunk it." ~Kevin, the only good Irish Christian lad who will "accidentally" sink massive, otherwise nearly indestructible ships.

day 2 of asking Kevin to play Demi Lovato: Path to Fame

@chlaco8739

3 жыл бұрын

I support this

@JamesWilliams-kw5hy

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Day 37 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine

@Carla-wk3mz

3 жыл бұрын

Hello friend, how are you??

@Bouldinger

3 жыл бұрын

1k+ comment... dang

@SourAsters

3 жыл бұрын

🙏 praise kevin, savior of bored children

@bradleyjohnson1705

3 жыл бұрын

Hey there friends, hows it going? My name is *TURG*

@ianfrey3076

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly same

You're welcome kevin, 😊 you're a great creator. Always super funny and wholesome.

who else loves when kevin plays sandbox games

"Oh I bid farewell to Brave England's white sands"

what did ringo ever do to the world that everyone hates him

@livispuzzled

3 жыл бұрын

nose

I had to look up Titanic 2 (ship) to see if it actually exists, and apparently it's planned to be finished in 2022. An indirectly educational video, as well as entertaining. :D

the wheeze I did when Kevin pulled out the "oh look Ringo" was ungodly, I loved it

Day thirteen of asking Kevin to use the hunger game simulator.

games should always play menacing music when Kevin arrives. he's either there to break them or destroy the storyline

The Second he gave a cute lil wave I couldn't stop smiling and I instantly had ta like the video

No problem Captain Kevy, its always a good time watching your videos

"Today we'll be in charge of safely guiding a ship across the ocean." I think they called the wrong man for the job

Pirates weren't scared of women being on ships, they were scared of Kevin

@helpiminhell6119

3 жыл бұрын

Okay I'm curious, pirates scared of women? I'm only know that they were responsible for the us imperial system sticking around

@wikihowfrog9034

3 жыл бұрын

@@helpiminhell6119 They though that women would bring bad luck to the ship and the crew. The crew would also fight over women which would spawn rivalries between crew mates

@KLT-id9nm

3 жыл бұрын

Except for the dozens of female pirate captains through history...

@wikihowfrog9034

3 жыл бұрын

@@KLT-id9nm what's your point?

@KLT-id9nm

3 жыл бұрын

@@wikihowfrog9034 If pirates were that scared of women on ships would there have been female pirate captains on ships with primarily male crews? I'm just saying it really wasn't that black and white.

This is the funniest episode I've seen in ages and that's sting something 😂

I love watching your stuff Kevin