This man does not stutter, does not scream, and talks in lowercase. I love it protect this man at all cost.

@TheRichDoge

9 ай бұрын

And u wanna know what's funny my family thinks he annoying like I could fall asleep to his voice

DF: "100 million cooki--... CANDIES." *Old habits die hard.*

@tinsley4032

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp 7:08

@speedcat9984

2 жыл бұрын

Now i need to know, how long would it take for DF to break cookie clicker?

@yetisgoat2402

2 жыл бұрын

so true, so true *wipes a tear from his face*

@karakawa9458

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@theoneseraph

2 жыл бұрын

@@speedcat9984 Considering that game goes to above centillions, I'd say a while. Unless he uses scripts to help.

I hope you're doing well, DF. Its either the coffee or som'in sounds a little off. Please take care of yourself (even if nothing's wrong, personal care is helpful) and relax when you can~ We care!

@avillainous9721

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who noticed there for a sec, I hope he's doing alright

@klm2fm4

2 жыл бұрын

It def sounded like coffee. I’m pretty sure he had 2 cups during this probably less than hour recording session

@thribsilva

2 жыл бұрын

We do :)

@rafaelutzul4790

2 жыл бұрын

@@avillainous9721 same

@strydyrhellzrydyr1345

2 жыл бұрын

Huh.. he really seems the same to me... Not sure what u mean... But he is always coffeed out....

We should totally let DF and The Spiffing Britt do a debate about drinks.

@alantremonti1381

2 жыл бұрын

Took me a second, but yes, coffee versus tea. Let them at each other.

@metalheadmaniac8686

2 жыл бұрын

I would pay good money to go see that

@CodyMauldin

2 жыл бұрын

Your onto something

@KitoBallard

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no hahah

@AceOBlade

2 жыл бұрын

better not that would be a War rather then Debate

When a dentist has a nightmare, this is what it looks like.

Watching DF playing clicker games always trigger my "What the freak" lever 😂

I hope humanity evolves to regrow teeth every second to keep up with this candy prosuction

@flyingtoast27

2 жыл бұрын

Horrifying thought

@RoboPlaysYT

2 жыл бұрын

Hi mr chickenpie

I'd watch more of this game, if only to see how fast he can get to the end after an hour

@jamiesz2748

2 жыл бұрын

its not even funny how fast you can get

@npiper

2 жыл бұрын

Place mouse pointer on candy, turn on auto clicker, place mouse pointer over top list item, scroll through list, confirm prestige, total time 2 seconds. Time spent 60min 30sec, prestige level 100. The game is a joke, especially since it has a watch short video for double income button. P.S. I should note that my 0 prestige run was sub optimal as I was ONLY using the autoclicker and clicker upgrades for income, so 100 presteige in 1 hour is nothing.

@LycanFerret

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even use any boosts or autoclicker and I prestiged in exactly 60 minutes. Then, same thing, but I prestiged in 10 minutes. And then, third prestige was 7 minutes. Now it became super laggy to where I could barely click at all so I only prestiged in 11 minutes. No autoclicker or ad boosts. I only watched 6 ads the candy for skins.

@jamiesz2748

2 жыл бұрын

@@LycanFerret 60 minutes for first prestige? only took me 15-20

@jaredjosephsongheng372

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamiesz2748 it's because no autoclicker

Im convinced whenever DF makes a high number, he just mashed the keyboard and adds commas accordingly

if only he had gone back and bought more of the first clickers, he would’ve made so much from all the upgrades

@johnnyfiveisalive7937

2 жыл бұрын

I can only see the first 2 upgrades and thinking how not efficient that is....

You know df has had enough coffee when he calls candy : goldfish (10:32)

Did anyone else really want to see him use the auto clicker on the very first upgrade?

@DGH03

2 жыл бұрын

im glad i’m not the only one who wanted him to do that lol

@Uniques97

2 жыл бұрын

It seems like every upgrade no matter the tier, levels him up the same amount. So buying a LOT of the first upgrade should give him at least 5 levels

@wdowa82

2 жыл бұрын

Also glad that I'm not the only one

@gamingsky5358

2 жыл бұрын

Yes i also wanted that, played the game myself. Tot a septilioen and got 362 lvls

@OS-GAMES

2 жыл бұрын

On you're definitely not in your own

“You know you’re making progress, when your progress slows down” -df 2022

@jinakim5221

2 жыл бұрын

Weirdly inspirational

If DF gets as much coffee as DF says... I’m worried about his wellbeing

@npiper

2 жыл бұрын

Worry more about him if he ever runs out. Caffeine suppresses the GABA neurotransmitter but the fact is that his body has adapted to make more of that neurotransmitter to compensate so he can still do things like sleep and regulate his blood sugar. If he ever runs out of his emergency powdered caffeine stash he's going to be so over adapted for something that's not there the migraine headaches will be the least of his worries.

@pjsans

2 жыл бұрын

@@npiper So he's gonna go mad with caffene withdrawl symptoms?

@InsertedFeels

2 жыл бұрын

@@pjsans essentially.

@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968

2 жыл бұрын

Nah our man is made of coffee so it's all fine

@SamiiSam128

2 жыл бұрын

@@npiper And that's why I barely ever have caffeine. Caffeine can be healthy in moderation, but too much is bad. I feel so much better after cutting out a crap ton of caffeine over the past few years. Stuff can be super addicting and have nasty withdrawal if you don't have it. Drink decaffeinated coffee folks! ☕

Me: I have like a million apps on my phone that i could play, including six different clicker games that all work the exact same, I don't need another. Also me: this addictive game DF is playing looks AMAZINGLY FUN and I need it IMMEDIATELY

I would love to watch a looooong grind on Cookie clicker.

The little animations at the end are what I stay for..... And the denial of a coffee addict.

Yay another video! I don’t think I would be mentally stable without ur vids lol 😂

@uravgplayer7862

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@thetestinggrounds7855

2 жыл бұрын

Who accused you of still being mentally stable? We all know you're bat shit crazy. You're watching DF. Welcome to the crazy club! 💯

@MoosedUp

2 жыл бұрын

You ok?

@treytyer1629

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@RandomAnimal

2 жыл бұрын

Saaaammmmeeee

WOOOO df upload!! clicker games are such a fun time waster omg, its so interesting how long some can go for. if you look at ppl who have been playing cookie clicker for YEARS, its really shocking.

This is the only person on earth that makes clicker games intertainining to watch

DangerouslyFunny: Plays this game The world: BREAKING NEWS! A mass outbreak of diabetes has just arisen...

Y'know, i've always found it weird- he never gets decent amounts of the first couple buildings, never keeps them up to state.

@Nevir202

2 жыл бұрын

Depending on scaling, they're often worthless compared to later ones.

@milonchello1643

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nevir202 thats a problem on some of the older clicker games, and even then there are some like clicker heroes were upgrading the earlier heroes makes them almost as good as the newer ones.

@dandoesminecraft6963

2 жыл бұрын

They become worthless and the auto clicker basically replaces them

@BlueSodaPop_

2 жыл бұрын

It always depends on the game wether it's worth it or not. Often they just don't make any money, regardless how much you upgrade them. When they get leveled up after a certain amount of upgrades or have decent scaling, they do actually help tho. In this game: not at all.

@FemkjeMW

2 жыл бұрын

I used to play like that but i don't think it really works it does help a bit but they should maybe compair both ways sometime

I'm genuinely worried about DF's caffeine intake at this point

@nesiachan4534

2 жыл бұрын

He swears its not a addiction in a old video we have doubts

I bought Luck Be a Landlord because of this channel and the addiction is REAL man. These vids are awesome.

cant believe im saying this but DF actually sounded really mature this video, either way hope you´re doing great and if not please rest

DF: _didn't use an autoclicker in the first 3 seconds into the game_ me: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

i love how whenever df gets high on coffe he goes mental, its importatnt not to get too many coffees though. occasional coffees are okay most of the time.

I love these videos I can just lay down and relax watching these videos.

im addicted to coffee because of him, and im also addicted to binge watching his videos, i think im in trouble

Yo this dude honestly plays the most random stuff and it’s always entertaining

it was so satisfying how quickly he went through the upgrades after rebirth!

17:50 you can just hear a little laugh from DF!

It's like cookie clicker. I wonder if it hits the eldritch horror like that game did.

Of course, enough candy will solve any problems we may have.

@ElectricoGamez

2 жыл бұрын

Title: "I Made 3,488,566,729,453,999,124 Candies No One Wanted" Me: Have fun trimming down THAT number by half.

@gibran.zidane

2 жыл бұрын

it will not solve tooth problems

@ARatherDapperTapir

2 жыл бұрын

@@gibran.zidane But ENOUGH candy, and you won't have to deal with it.

Title: "I Made 3,488,566,729,453,999,124 Candies No One Wanted" Me: Have fun trimming down THAT number by half.

I don't know what it is but every time I watch one of your videos my eyes get glued to the screen, seriously I've never watched one of your videos that I did not enjoy. :)

All these candies are from the kids in his basement

Anyone realize how good this man is at math

POV 3 quintillion, 488 quadrillion, 566 trillion, 729 billion, 453 billion, 999 thousand, 124 candies. Very Nice

@harryslushie7341

2 жыл бұрын

Oof 453 million I'm too lazy to delete it and retype it

Yay another game that shall feel the wrath of df

That’s just cookie clicker but with candy

@Zen-708

2 жыл бұрын

and without grandmapocalypse :(

@cdbs754

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

If only there was a coffee clicker, DF would be all over it within seconds. 😅😂

@ElectricoGamez

2 жыл бұрын

the moment you said that and somebody already is working on that....

@ElectricoGamez

2 жыл бұрын

probably, I DON'T KNOW.

@stekarkaytrio3268

2 жыл бұрын

after a quick google search I found several

@ElectricoGamez

2 жыл бұрын

@@stekarkaytrio3268 W.O.W

@ElectricoGamez

2 жыл бұрын

@@stekarkaytrio3268 wait, shouldn't you notify Dangerously funny about this?

I always have coffee while watching DF's videos.

Thanks for the awesome content ! It’s the best time when DF is drinking coffee and destroying a clicker game :))

Yes

@Alejandro_Br.

2 жыл бұрын

Congrats first

@zam0836

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Void-vv7mk

2 жыл бұрын

@@zam0836 yes

@fasdgroup703

2 жыл бұрын

Omg you are the Chosen One

Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it in dew Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? The candyman The candyman can The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good Who can take a rainbow Wrap it is a sigh Soak it in the sun and make a strawberry lemon pie? The candyman? The candyman The candyman can The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good Dangerously Funny makes Everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious Talk about your childhood wishes You can even eat the dishes Who can take tomorrow Dip it in a dream Separate the sorrow And collect up all the cream? The candyman Dangerously Funny can The candyman can The candyman can cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good And the world tastes good cause the candyman thinks it should

@SomeUserThatIDK

2 жыл бұрын

Wow how long did this take!

@jthegoober9382

2 жыл бұрын

omg isnt this a parody of a song thats in willy wonka and the chocolate factory? honestly, im surprised i remembered it. this is a fun edit of it :D

@chubbalumptv482

2 жыл бұрын

Not long, he copied and pasted the song from the original Willy Wonka movie and just added dangerously funny at the end.

@jthegoober9382

2 жыл бұрын

@@chubbalumptv482 yeah, but it was a clever thought in my opinion. pretty original as far as comments go :)

@jordanspencer2157

2 жыл бұрын

​@@SomeUserThatIDK not to ruin the magic but copy/paste did all the leg work

i like how df does the stupidest shit imaginable yet he still manages to make good content

MOAR VIDEO YEAHHHHHHHH. Love the recent string of games and content man!

Investing in cryptocurrency now should be in every wise individuals list, in some months time you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today.

@abrahamreginald3151

2 жыл бұрын

Crypto is the new gold

@JohndJost

2 жыл бұрын

He's Really amazing with an amazing skills he changed my 0.3btc to 2.1btc.

@JohndJost

2 жыл бұрын

WhatsApp⏬⏬

@JohndJost

2 жыл бұрын

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@PoliticsByTabith

2 жыл бұрын

I'm from the UK,🇬🇧 I and my colleagues gave him a try and it has been good returns of our investment, Thanks Mr Andrew Mitchem

6 comments and no views. Wow

Wow, I never really realized how much Coltroc has blown up in the last 3 years! Even Dangerouslyfunny is playing Candy Clicker2

Me with auto clicker: ALL THE CLICK UPGRADES DF with auto clicker: I’ll only use it in an emergency

This is one of the only clicker games I've seen in which the actual clicking keeps up with the passive gains.

Love your little corner animations now! About yesterday’s game, know when the full release is coming? I’m poor but I like the style of game

yet another night of ruining my sleep schedule to consume a DF video

DF needs to create his own coffee line

I love how we could hear you go from realy energetic because of the coffe then we heard you crash

you already know its a good video when theres alot of number in the title :D

What is wrong with me that I feel entertained by watching someone play a clicker game.^^

Why do you make these types of stupid games look so much fun to play. It’s a compliment BTW

What DF didn't know was there is a far cheaper means of getting Candy Man, just go up to a mirror and say his name three times. POOF! Instant Candy Man.🍯🐝🐝

Either DF puts Minecraft as the game on random video, or nothing at all

Ah yes another video I can turn off my brain and enjoy. My favorite

You have no idea how happy I am to watch this video

DF: doesn’t use a auto clicker. Us: are you ok?

I love how at 7:09 it turns into cookie nice editing

XD the punisher NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT, sound in the background KILLED me xD

If you are looking for game reccomendations, I would offer The Perfect Tower 2. It is not done yet but has a massive amount of complexity still.

@farixguardian

2 жыл бұрын

Ayo I thought it was a pretty niche game

DF you make my nights and days thank you

I just found this channel and it’s SO good

This is the new-age Cookie clicker

DF is helping immensely with my insomnia as of recent. I always have something to watch while I can't sleep!

I love the amount of random games

He is making candies. Now he just needs to spend them in Legends of Idleon. World 4 is right around the corner and even though time candies will be disabled there at first, DF isn't that far anyways so that's fine.

A nice video to watch while going to school

Hey DF, you sounded a little bit different today. Hope you are feeling alright, and if not then be sure to rest :) We can wait to see your next vid~

This is my nightly routine because it releases at 11:00pm every day for me lol

Petition for DF to share his auto clicker with us

this is just what i needed

This reminds me of Cookie Clicker. Although Cookie Clicker has way more depth. Still, I feel a game like this can also be nice, when you just want a "dumbed down" clicker game (not meaning that in a negative way).

At the time I'm watching, if we split the candy up by view we can all get 822,930,441,936 candies each. Imma build a house of em

SDV music in the background is bringing me nostalgia when you were a SDV only channel

I am starting to get worried about DF's not-addiction to coffee.

Man i will always love your vids. Keep up the amazing work and have a wonderful day

This is the reason I stay up at night best KZreadr by far

We all love you df

I just started looking for strategies for this game I've rebithed 10 time in 30 mins because of this just do what you did but spend a lot more on gold candie upgrades

I'm surprised you remember about cookie clicker and I'm assuming your playing candy clicker hope you continue playing candy clicker and other games your amazing!

Im 100% sure hes daily dose of internet, this Voice, so Sweet and calm, idk why but Its so Nice to watch yours vídeos, Thanks.

@anthonytaylor7715

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who thought that

The stardew valley music in the backround gives me memories (only true DF fans understand)

He’s playing one of my favorite games I play at school when I get free time

the time machine (in cookie clicker, which this game seems to be based on) takes candies (cookies) from the future

You talk about coffee like it's cocaine

I have a game recommendation for getting insane numbers. Antimatter dimensions. It's a game all about trying to hit infinity and by god do you.

Has anyone noticed DF now is starting to get on the gaming trending in like the 40s but that will change

Anyone else addicted to df videos

this makes me want to speedrun the scratch version

*Imagine having this much candy to give to children at halloween 🍬*

Damn, that cookie turned into a candy!

Df, cut down on the coffee. Your voice legit cracked in this video. Please drink coffee moderately or at least get a caffeine free version before caffeine overdose actually kicks in