the voice acting in this game is so next level. I could really believe it when he said "it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" the pain and agony was visceral.

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@TheReallDarkHorse

2 ай бұрын

My horses are better than Charlie's

@YummyYumJam

2 ай бұрын

@@TheReallDarkHorsecharlie has horses?

@dauvid

2 ай бұрын

​@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 ok lil bro💀🙏

@generalshepard5864

2 ай бұрын

​@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 crazy how I'm stronger than 20 dogs as a man

"One crowbar is enough to kill me?? How weak is this child" A quote for the ages.

@volvo09

2 ай бұрын

I laughed my ass off at that!

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@kamikazesopp

2 ай бұрын

​@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21I'm sorry to hear you know that about yourself?

@elgoblin

2 ай бұрын

Literally was just coming down to comment that🤣

@billbill6094

2 ай бұрын

Good enough to fight alongside Batman.

Home Alone could have been summed up in like 5 minutes if Kevin used this strat

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@Dapperganker

2 ай бұрын

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 I got 3 steroid junkie kids bring it

@ThisIsmiXTV

2 ай бұрын

Crazy to think the 1st movie couldve just ended with a funeral

@forceghostyoda5730

2 ай бұрын

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21bot

@aidenlakata7662

2 ай бұрын

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 3 kids?? yeah i could see that xD

I love how Charlie says "how weak is this child" like a swing to the head from a grown man with a crowbar wouldn't easily kill a child

@richardcochrun3869

2 ай бұрын

It's even funnier when you realize he is dying as part of dropping the item meant to end and restart the game. Wasn't even because of the hit lol.

@avramcs

2 ай бұрын

Depends on the man, depends on the child - Bruce Green type quote

@Bfkcjscbsnjc

2 ай бұрын

This is the perfect example on why Tiana left him, no woman wants to deal with an adult baby

@cassdun619

2 ай бұрын

Some children die from just sleeping wrong! Some kids survive being crushed. The human body is weird like that

@CosplayZine

2 ай бұрын

Sarcasm undetected.

"its so hard to get a cheese pizza these days" is ingrained into my soul

@eFrog27

2 ай бұрын

Not ingrained enough because you didn’t quote it right

@-jakey-

2 ай бұрын

@@eFrog27 Yeah I forgot to put plain shoot me

@ARASH_SAMIEI

2 ай бұрын

He said PLAIN cheese pizza

@Bfkcjscbsnjc

2 ай бұрын

This is the perfect example on why Tiana left him, no woman wants to deal with an adult baby

@ARASH_SAMIEI

2 ай бұрын

@@Bfkcjscbsnjc this guy knows what every woman wants

„yippie ki yay you dirty old bastard” in the most monotone voice as Kevin simultaneously dies on the floor always get me

@brendenheil

2 ай бұрын

Bruh, he says loser, not bastard hahahaha

@jamaruperi5715

Ай бұрын

I think he says geezers

@Teepkicks

7 күн бұрын

@@jamaruperi5715 definitely geezers

One thing I still don't understand, Why is it so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days?

@dannysmi7162

Ай бұрын

He forgot the phone number for the pizza restaurant maybe. He also dropped his iPhone in the toilet.

@malterek

Ай бұрын

@@dannysmi7162 Damn...

@mattgroening8872

Ай бұрын

@@dannysmi7162little kid…iPhone…toilet… It all comes together

Hearing that same monotone line about plain cheese pizza again and again would drive me insane💀

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@ArnoO242

2 ай бұрын

​@@p-__It's so hard to get a plain bot comment these days...

@Brodc

2 ай бұрын

You hear the same monotone lines from charlies videos again and again and you seem to like it.

@ultradeathboy

2 ай бұрын

​@@BrodcCharlie isn't talking about cheese pizza 24/7

@Novsev9069

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@ultradeathboy he should be

Seeing Charles achieving another speed run record in an unknown game is like discovering a new planet.

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@TrollerNinja69420

2 ай бұрын

​@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21cap

@firebug69

2 ай бұрын

I think he has done a video on this before

@user-vq2yl6pi9v

2 ай бұрын

Diq rider

@lordshadowz58

2 ай бұрын

hes done a video on this

10:48 is the wildest line I ever heard😭😭😭

@Edens_Bones

2 ай бұрын

I was scrolling looking for someone to point this shit out I knew someone did 🤣

@Galm1

2 ай бұрын

@@Edens_Bonessame

@Carlito516

2 ай бұрын

sme @@Galm1

@alexiz0013

2 ай бұрын

Lmao, I knew I'd find someone else pointing that out 😅 "That's what he said" kinda moment, but he's playing as a kid so it's even worse 💀

10:46 me when the homies and I have a sleepover

@luffytard7512

Ай бұрын

zesty as all hell

@HeresJohnnyDee

Ай бұрын

@@luffytard7512 more zesty than BK zesty sauce, want to have a sleepover?

@HeresJohnnyDee

Ай бұрын

@@luffytard7512 you know it bb, wanna have a sleepover??

"It's so hard to get a good cheese pizza these days." Kevin, just so focused on pizza while getting cornered by bandits is just such a mood tbh, ya know, lol.

@hunterg1036

2 ай бұрын

You heard the line 90 times and still paraphrased

With my name being Joe. You gave me the perfect clip to set as a alarm. "Joe what are you doing? Joe wake up."

@TheAverageGamer1

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@DustinBigMac

2 ай бұрын

Sweeet

@alexiz0013

2 ай бұрын

Lol, that's golden

Every speedrun video Charlie starts by saying "nah im not gonna try for WR" 2min later "OHHH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN WR NOOO"

“It’s so hard to get plain cheese pizza these days”

@honeybun6677

2 ай бұрын

You must’ve heard the line at least 40 times and you still messed it up

@i.d.k5039

2 ай бұрын

@@honeybun6677who cares

@garystinten9339

2 ай бұрын

​@@i.d.k5039starving "Hollywood elites" care.. that's who.

@andy56165146

2 ай бұрын

@@honeybun6677 lol the only thing hes missing is a (A) plain cheese pizza, you probly think he says a good cheese pizza like the other guy above lmao, sad how ppl can be so stupid correcting someone because he heard it 40 time while that guy got it right lmao

Up the stairs sub 30 is the message we all look for from the lord lmao

@bigstrongpolice

2 ай бұрын

Don't translate.… भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ‎ ‎

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@botarakutabi1199

2 ай бұрын

Your comment deserves a non-bot reply.

@awesomejacketdude

2 ай бұрын

Love your Tom WTF stare profile picture from "Tails Gets Trolled."

@forceghostyoda5730

2 ай бұрын

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21im pretty sure 3 kids could beat a robot

i cant believe charlie got a 44.67s Any%WR. it was 00.01 ahead of the former WR. this is a defined moment in gaming history.

@bigstrongpolice

2 ай бұрын

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ‎ ‎

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@iamapokerface8992

2 ай бұрын

cringe

@Justinicus24

2 ай бұрын

On a game that nobody cares about or plays but him

@holdmacat9932

2 ай бұрын

He is not a former, Wxyz beat it already a day ago

“One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?!” edit: is it too late to capitalize on the likes and share my fallout 4 content, Charlie’s content is better than my content

@billbill6094

2 ай бұрын

Charlie's Joker moments.

@forceghostyoda5730

2 ай бұрын

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21bot

@slappyjo1046

2 ай бұрын

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21shut

@slyonerz

2 ай бұрын

Aggressively tounge punch my butt hole for $20 fortnight card big bruh

@ayd69

Ай бұрын

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 who asked

Whenever someone finds a new speedrunning strat in a game that Charlie used to speedrun - you can hear a boss music sounding from afar

@bigstrongpolice

2 ай бұрын

Don't translate.… भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ‎ ‎

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@Bfkcjscbsnjc

2 ай бұрын

This is the perfect example on why Tiana left him, no woman wants to deal with an adult baby

it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days

@garystinten9339

2 ай бұрын

Not in Hollywood

First he beat Mr Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine, and now Home Defender. This man cant be stopped

These voice lines are gonna kill me. The "can you hear me I'm not afraid anymore" with the straightest face ever is gonna send me to my grave.

wxyz snatched that record right back

"it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" i've been trying to tell the masses, but finally someone gets it...

It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days

“It’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days” now lives in my head rent free

It’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days…

Don’t let moistcritical now about this penguinzos' world record

@bigstrongpolice

2 ай бұрын

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ‎ ‎

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@KimDrewTheLine

2 ай бұрын

​@@p-__I can't believe you've nothing better to do, but also find it hilarious every time I see you saying this (so every time I come to his comments basically)...how old are you? Lol.

@ren20001

2 ай бұрын

​@@KimDrewTheLineit's a bot, honey

@cloak3714

2 ай бұрын

@@ren20001at this point, I wonder if the people that respond to bot comments in earnest are bots themselves lol

"One crowbar is enough to kill...how weak is this child?" -Batman

@ahmedyoboiii5355

2 ай бұрын

Angry like

This is the kind of content i come to charles's channel for. Sick of all the drama. We need more speed runs charlie

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@gilltron9385

2 ай бұрын

Dude for real! I’ve lost interest In a lot of his stuff, but at then end of the day as long as he’s happy and it keeps him going doing drama vids then it is what it is.

@thedrizzle6

2 ай бұрын

@gilltron9385 yeah same but he even apologized for covering so much pointless drama bullshit but then continued to almost exclusively post drama shit so I'm a little resentful.

“Yippie kiyay you dirty old loser” in a monotone way is brutal lol thanks for the likes 👍

@jujuchonk

2 ай бұрын

Now THAT is the kind of person to be afraid of.

@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD

2 ай бұрын

​@@jujuchonkthey put the wrong Macaulay Culkin movie character in this game.

Your speedrunning content has always been my favorite

If I learned anything from watching this video it’s that it’s fucking impossible to get a damn cheese pizza these days!

10:48 nah Charlie wild for this statement 😭

What’s crazy is that he already lost the world record before uploading this. Just shows how competitive the home defender speed run is

Jason Todd needs to take notes from Charlie if he was able to take multiple swings from a grown man with a crowvar

Its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days

In reflection after enjoying this video, i cant help but think how its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days

charlie is prepared to escape the wet bandits in real life now.

@bigstrongpolice

2 ай бұрын

Don't translate.… भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ‎ ‎

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@mrman4211

2 ай бұрын

Nah man these are the dry bandits

Speedrunning is some of the best content, for me, on this channel. It’s so fun.

@SentienceGeneration

2 ай бұрын

I agree.

Short speedruns are the best moist vids

Charlie's celebrations are the funniest lmao

The most emotion we've seen out of Charlie to date

10:47 that is a crazy statement to make lmao

The speedrun content is such good content ngl😍

No joke, using the 0.25x speed and pausing it every split second, the very first frame where the end houses are shown was *"44.66"* - that should be Charlie's WR for this speedrun, for the next 48 hours until someone beats it.

I agree, it is so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days! The pineapple and pepperonis are always on top!

I wish Charlie speedran more often, these are always great

Love that you call them Joe and Marv

It scares me how fast Marv was the whole time tbh. Good thing Charlie managed to defeat him in the end tbh of course. Great show, Charlie. Great show, lol.🙏

"It's so gard to get a plain cheese pizza these days." - Kevin McCallister

Honestly my brain thought the title was House Flipper and was excited to see how you speedran conjuring Mr. Clean's eldritch horror.

Boy do I sure love home defender the game. It even features everyone’s favorite character, Clive mcanister

"How weak is this child" if it weren't for a single crowbar, we wouldn't have Under the Red Hood, a fantastic movie.

"One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?" Idk charlie ask The Robin and Joker 🤣🤣

The way I was just binging all the speedrun videos, hope you host another speedrun challenge

Love the speed run content

It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.... It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.... It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days...

Bro has held 4 wr's already in the goofiest games just because he manages to enter the speedrunning community of a game when it is in its infancy and he generally plays games quickly. (ketamine was an exception that was just good luck)

This is one of your funniest videos in a while

The voice acting is perfect

Charlie’s determination to world record shitty games is quite admirable

it’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days

This is one of my favorite types of video Charlie does. He should team up with that xyz guy (I think that was his name?) and find bad but funny games to get the world record for. Xyz could be a sort of glitch hunter to Charlie's speedrunner

I love how he goes from “yeah I’d like to hit maybe a low minute, nothing crazy” to “I’m going for world record”

It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.

"One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?" Had me HOLLERING

I remember watching Charlie do the house of caravan world record fight and it’s just nostalgia 💜

Exactly what i needed for this lunch break

@blutoo1363

2 ай бұрын

Plain cheese pizza

I knew I wasn't alone with the cheese pizza being hard to get

"one crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child". As a university student in criminology, i have to light-heartedly object to this complaint

@radiofreeacab

2 ай бұрын

Stop being a cop, nobody likes a cop.

@TertiaryTrash

2 ай бұрын

​@@radiofreeacabhe's there to be a criminal, that's why it's criminology. He was just saying he objected because it would always be ideal to strike a child multiple times just to make sure.

@667vodka

2 ай бұрын

​@@radiofreeacab exactly

@leonardilifter

2 ай бұрын

As if you need to be a criminology student to know that a crowbar can kill a child

@alexism9656

2 ай бұрын

Bro why is everyone hating on this person?

What are the wet bandits doing these days? I would be really excited if a gritty crime/prison found footage documentary style movie about them!!! There are so many ways you could come at a project based on home alone. It could be a thriller/horror movie, it could be a remake or retelling of the story as a tragic case of child neglect. It could be about the wet bandits and the home alone incidents could just be chapters of a larger story!!! There are so many directions you could take that project

Good for you man

Charlie has too many talents. I’d love to see his trophy room 😂

@bigstrongpolice

2 ай бұрын

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ‎ ‎

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@ToastyCheezIt

2 ай бұрын

zip his pants up and wipe your face clean when ur done slobbering on his meat with all that "charlie has too many talents" meat riding

@chaos_omega

2 ай бұрын

@@bigstrongpolice Don't translate... Pudeat te morum tuorum. Sed mater tua etiam pinguis est meretrix.

Would love to see you go back to that weed shop game

I love your Humility 😂😂😂

Gonna need a frame count on that finish!

10:44 ❤

tonight my sleep paralysis demon is gonna tell me how hard it is to get a plain cheese pizza these days

2:21 that startled the hell out of me lol.

Its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.

I love how you call one thief "Joe", as in the actor's name, but the other one is just "Marv", the character name, instead of "Daniel". lol

"If you no longer go for a frame swap that exists, you are no longer a speedrunner." - Charlie, probably On another note, I find it kinda funny that Charlie refers to Joe Pesci's character as Joe Pesci instead of Harry but still refers to Daniel Stern's character as Marv.

I need more jank speedruns in my life

2:02 The Macaulay Culkin Tuck & Roll

Did you guys know its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days?

speed ran getting here

@bigstrongpolice

2 ай бұрын

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ‎ ‎

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

@baxtydgi

2 ай бұрын

@PastelLavenderYT you are going on other peoples comment and saying the same thing

@NotTheDAHASAG

2 ай бұрын

​@@baxtydgibrother, that's a bot. Stop giving it engagement. Dislike and report for spam, and move on. Pleassse

I truly luv watching you in struggle, lls... squirm in pain, striving to do better each round... it's funny

Its so funny listening to Charlie "Who am I? I was made in a lab" "feels good to be on top" lol

Nobody: Kevin: *"It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days."*

I’m ordering a plain cheese pizza in honor of this speedrun

Wxyz had a 112 subs when this stream showed his channel, he's over 1,000 now, that's awesome

The different camera placement tripped me out for a second.

@bigstrongpolice

2 ай бұрын

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ‎ ‎

I love how uninterested Kevin sounds

@bigstrongpolice

2 ай бұрын

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ‎ ‎

At this rate Charlie is gonna have the world record for most speedrun world records

@bigstrongpolice

2 ай бұрын

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ‎ ‎

@p-__

2 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

I too am weak after dying with 1 hit of a crowbar

Charlie playing as a literal child: "What?! One crowbar was enough to kill me?!" Yeah.. Children aren't really known for their fortitude 😂

Imagine Macauly Culkin whipping out a second floor front flip haha

Congratulations Charlie

babe wake up jesus just uploaded