This shows how much of a soul crushing job a paid actor is. No wonder unpaid actors are all there is available.

@Wyulliam

Жыл бұрын

Long live the unpaid actors

@shadow_cat8958

Жыл бұрын

Viva Unpaid Actors

@broccoliyong9319

Жыл бұрын

So slaves, right?

@rasnauf

Жыл бұрын

@@broccoliyong9319 Not being paid isn’t what makes it slavery, it’s coercion and oppression

@themobius5798

Жыл бұрын

@@broccoliyong9319 As the other guys said. Without them, it's called "volunteers"

I think I see why it was so difficult. Your opponent was Canadian. Clearly all the times he didn't take was just him being polite since you hadn't taken anything yourself.

@Boooo

Жыл бұрын

As a canadian I can confirm this is 100% accurate

@MeCantSpell

Жыл бұрын

Is that why there are no Canadian Grandmasters? 😂😂😂

@Predated2

Жыл бұрын

@@MeCantSpell Or all Canadian Grandmasters are at 100 rating, they are so good at giving their opponent an equal oppertunity that they end up losing all their games out of politeness

@blujayc

Жыл бұрын

@@MeCantSpellAs a canadian, I'm pretty sure that our country's grandmasters just don't want the title because they're overly polite and don't want to take the position, so that another "more valuable" candidate can take it instead. Sorry.

@Taljer6174

Жыл бұрын

😊

It's actually crazy, that this guy attacked the queen and when SImp just let her stay there undefended he just forgot about it

@wotmudplayer

Жыл бұрын

If you don't move, they won't notice you.

@ornil

Жыл бұрын

he didn't attack the queen. He probably played Nf6 because that's a developing move.

@daedalron

Жыл бұрын

@@ornil That's my guess as well. He didn't even realize he was attacking the queen.

@TheTwoTwelve

Жыл бұрын

Just proves that Martin is actually very realistic.

@xaius4348

Жыл бұрын

Simp was baiting them into moving their knight to the edge of the board, and they knew better than to fall for it!

It truly is impressive how many blunders the opponent made, and how much they refused to take anything.

@davidpettigians

Жыл бұрын

The true 100 experience

@michalkloucek473

Жыл бұрын

Compare this to Simps only 24 blunders

@sleepyzeph

Жыл бұрын

im bad at blitz and half the time i miss obvious free pieces because i just assume the opponent wouldn't make such a stupid move. i also do stupid moves under time pressure and then watch my opponent not eat my dudes, presumably because they don't expect people to blunder everything

@IsAnInstrument

Жыл бұрын

I refuse to believe he is a real person after all of that.

@RuyVuusen

Жыл бұрын

@@sleepyzeph Never assume your opponent couldn't make a mistake. If the move looks dumb, it probably is. And if it actually includes a trick you didn't notice, it is better to play it out and learn from it.

We’ve seen some incredible gameplay from 100 rated players before, but I think this guy takes the cake for sheer number of WTF moves played.

@uwesca6263

Жыл бұрын

There was once a player so bad that simp abandoned the challange because he thought that this guy knows simp and therefore played extra bad.

@thenarkknight278

Жыл бұрын

​@@uwesca6263 which video?

@ventusse

Жыл бұрын

​@@uwesca6263 link please

@lmabacus404

Жыл бұрын

@@uwesca6263 That's the "Unpaid Actor For Sure" video, where the opponent opened with Bongcloud right before Simp was going to do the same; not the usual type of piece blunders, but a lot of nonsensical king and queen shuffles. I'm also a fan of: "That's A Lot Of Money !!!", another video that Simp ends because the opponent was playing so bad. "He Trapped My Queen ??", where Simp is doing a near-pacifist run; probably the most similar video to this one as far as sustained batshit insanity goes. "He Blundered His Queen The Entire Game", where his opponent blunders their queen on 58% of their moves. "Chess, But My Opponent Doesn't Care About His Woman", where his opponent blunders their queen on 65% of their moves.

@LucasGleason

Жыл бұрын

@@lmabacus404thats a lotta video names

I audibly screamed multiple times, I cannot believe he avoided taking your pieces for so long, absolutely insane

@jajasking9652

Жыл бұрын

This video was agonizing though the Game intself last only for 5 minutes, It felt like 50 minutes, jesuschrist, worst player i've ever seen, he had to made like 25 blunders in like 40 moves

@potatoman3219

Жыл бұрын

@@jajasking9652 all the misses 💀

@yourmum69_420

10 ай бұрын

@@jajasking9652because he's a paid actor

"I'm not a paid actor, but $20 is $20" - Chess Simp

@MURAT-MURAT

Жыл бұрын

This deserves a lot of likes

@therighttrousers343

Жыл бұрын

Moreover, $49 is $49.

@benjaminoechsli1941

Жыл бұрын

In this economy, I felt that.

Challenge should have been that he gets paid for every piece of material he loses, but won´t get paid anything if he lost.

@Slash27015

Жыл бұрын

this

@Dmunster05

Жыл бұрын

@@NWRIBronco6 I don't use discord, but if someone else wants to suggest that there then I am fine with it.

@fatsquirrel75

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure you're not going to suggest it because you don't want to pay up. Coward. 😂

@Sovic91

Жыл бұрын

That's not how being a payed actor works, but it would make for an interesting challenge.

@HeDoMo3r

Жыл бұрын

Good idea actually.

the worst part is that opponent probably walked away thinking he did a good job by "being careful and not capturing everything"

Blunders every single piece Denies sacrifices Risk checkmate Refuses to elaborate further

@benjaminoechsli1941

Жыл бұрын

Absolute chad of an opponent.

Clearly the opponent was doing a very similar challenge of their own

@assiaisindegyara4905

Жыл бұрын

I think maybe he recognised chess simp and realised he couldnt take.

@yourmum69_420

10 ай бұрын

@@scubasteve6175 or a paid actor

Katie: I won't pay you if you sacrifice pieces Chess simp: yes you will

@paroperha

Жыл бұрын

Eh, simp could argue that sacrifice means losing pieces for the purpose of gaining a strategic advantage

@orange1304

Жыл бұрын

​@@paroperha I daresay money is strategic advantage

@Kamil-kv6lv

19 күн бұрын

I would say if simp throws a piece under fire it is sacrifice, but if opponent attacks and simp does not move it is a blunder.

Without any context, this game is one of those games that should be watched with Damedane playing in its background

@RGC_animation

Жыл бұрын

Levy should make a video about it.

@rockstermaniac

Жыл бұрын

@@RGC_animation please someone send this game to levy

@clyax113

Жыл бұрын

On kazoo or recorder.

@Legendendear

Жыл бұрын

@@rockstermaniac Send it for guess the elo. Would be hilarious to see levy lose his mind

@benjaminoechsli1941

Жыл бұрын

​@@Legendendear "What's the elo? Uhh.... Negative 50?"

This is the most hilarious chess video I've seen in a while. How can losing be this difficult? 😂

@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx

Жыл бұрын

You've probably never seen that Nintendo game "Punch Out!" where you literally had to let Average Joe win by decision.

@lucasdacarinha

Жыл бұрын

​@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx i get it

@oyungogdfrust4136

Жыл бұрын

@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx its not average joe, its glass joe

@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx

Жыл бұрын

@@oyungogdfrust4136 His name is still Joe either way.

@poggestfrog

Жыл бұрын

@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx W- Who's Joe?

Part of me dreaded he'd give away all the materials and then get stalemated.

@mr.e822

Жыл бұрын

That wouldn’t count as a win, so at the very least he wouldn’t lose all his money. But, he would fail to get the extra $20 for losing.

@JannPoo

Жыл бұрын

​@@mr.e822 However considering how 100 rated players generally behaved in past games, it was entirely possible that this player would have resigned just out of boredom because the game dragged too long. In that case Simp would have won and lost everything.

@EliasHasle

Жыл бұрын

@@JannPoo What a humiliation that would be.

@loafes1352

Жыл бұрын

I was envisioning his opponent not knowing how to checkmate and eventually running out of time

@lmabacus404

Жыл бұрын

@@loafes1352 I just realized that Simp himself nearly lost on time after seeing your comment, and also that his opponent was pre-moving like hell towards the end, probably trying to flag him.

if you went for the bong cloud, maybe the opponent would too

@Bossboko

Жыл бұрын

100 rated players don’t know about accepting a bingcloud

@athath2010

Жыл бұрын

@@Bossboko no, but they might mimic what you're doing because they think YOU know what you're doing

@YellowBunny

Жыл бұрын

But accepted bong cloud will 100% end in a draw.

@user-ti4di1uh2d

Жыл бұрын

@@Bossboko that actually happened before in another challenge where he have to keep the king in the middle of the board. He bongcloud. Opponent copy. He move king up again, opponent still copy. The game eventually ended in a draw after the king tried to touch each other but can’t so they just sidestepping each other 3 times.

@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx

Жыл бұрын

@@user-ti4di1uh2d So its probably a bad idea for 2 bongclouds, right? Nobody wants a draw.

When he moved his queen into a position to be taken by 2 knights at the same time is the funniest thing ever

@lmabacus404

Жыл бұрын

I dunno, by that time the opponent has probably realized Simp's not taking any pieces. I'm a fan of 5... Ne4, which was simply breathtaking. Also 15... Bc3, with Simp's reasoning of that move.

@BenHyle

Жыл бұрын

Pawn jump queen! Bishop jump queen! Rook jump queen! Gang bang!

Your pieces and pawns got so entangled with your opponent's, it looked like a "I'm Better Than My Viewers" starting position. 😂

"I solemnly swear that this guy is not a paid actor"

@lmabacus404

Жыл бұрын

Or as he once said, "I solemnly swear this guy is not a paid actor, or at least, not paid by me."

4:47 Text to speech got so mad that it started to show emotion

@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx

Жыл бұрын

They are starting to believe!

I'm not watching chess simp after this

@leopoldotactico

Жыл бұрын

?

@ks___

Жыл бұрын

same

@Adventurer-te8fl

Жыл бұрын

@@leopoldotactico Reference to the title of the vid

I love simp's psychological analysis of what makes 100 rated players move certain pieces.

@keeparguing611

Жыл бұрын

the absolutely flawless analysis of "if i move my knight, he moves his knight"

@lmabacus404

Жыл бұрын

His biggest analysis triumph was in the "Approach Him" gay king video, where he moved his king to c7. It was M2 for his opponent either way, but he reasoned that on c7 it required a quiet move from his opponent first. Of course they couldn't find it, lost their queen to a discovery, and abandoned the game even though they *still had a mate in 2.*

2:20 is the moment you broke my smile into laughter "The plan is simple: if I move my knight, he'll move his knight. Exactly as planned" 😂

Remember that this gentleman is rated 106, which means he has won at least one game.

@weeblordgaming6062

Жыл бұрын

His opponent probably resigned, only way he could have won

@warmike

Жыл бұрын

he may have rolled down from 400

@studgerbil9081

Жыл бұрын

This guy couldn't beat Martin.

@sycariummoonshine7134

Жыл бұрын

Ahahaha!

@yourmum69_420

10 ай бұрын

this guy is a paid actor

24 blunders. This game proved that game played perfectly doesnt always end with a draw

I was mentally preparing for the opponent to resign after realizing they blundered their queen

@stefanmoret5246

Жыл бұрын

That would have been too funny lol

surprised the guy can even checkmate at the end, that might be an accident

Fair is fair I deem your mission… Accomplished And no I'm not Katie

@TheAtomBuilds

Жыл бұрын

heh

@sakairineko

Жыл бұрын

Woah!!! WOAAAHHH!!!!!!

@letstrywindows8986

Жыл бұрын

Woah

"I'm better than my viewers. But this guy, and only this guy, is my equal."

I haven't laughed so much in a long time over a chess video. This was genuinely unbelievable how he found new unthinkable options almost every move

This was the perfect opponent for this challenge

1:55 I snifflaughed real hard, never lose faith in the 100 rated players' ability to baffle scientists

I'd like to think that there is a child playing on the other side of the board, which makes this video wholesome. It could have been their first chess victory ever, which may spark interest in chess. They will study openings, tactics, and one day may even beat Karlos Magnum in a tournament - all thanks to Simp and his challenge!

This was incredibly *painful* to watch I literally gasped so many times and I shouted “WHAT” so loud at his Bishop D2 my roommate came to check on me

@kyleb4781

Жыл бұрын

Bishop D2 had huuuuge "The horse took the ELEVATOR? I didn't know horses could DO that" energy.

"That blunders a queen and a fork at the same time, so of course ! I'll push a pawn" Genius.

@dragskcinnay3184

Жыл бұрын

Are my answers deleted because I say the word bot?

@dragskcinnay3184

Жыл бұрын

Scientific method : my answers get deleted every time I answer the bot complaining about bots on YT. Is it because I'm tagging the bot, or because I write the word "bot" ? Well, easy to check : just write a message tagging the bot but not saying the word "bot", and a message saying the word "bot" without tagging the bot, see which one gets deleted. Turns out, tagging the bot causes it. _Q. E. D._

@dragskcinnay3184

Жыл бұрын

Yup, works very well. Anything you say tagging the bot back gets deleted in approximately 10 seconds. Almost funny to play with.

What if, the guy who proppsed this challange actually paid your opponent to take as little as he could without raising any suspision? 😳

I genuinely can't understand how that person was so bad at chess... It's a miracle they checkmated you...

I love how long it took for Simp to play moves 6, 12, 16 and 18, just staring in disbelief at how bad the preceding moves were. Nearly lost on time because of it too.

Almost had a brain aneurysm watching this dude from Canada try to play something that looks like Chess

Imagine if he removed the "25 bucks if checkmated with pawn" and they actually managed to do it.

Almost ran out of time there, that would have been an embarrassing way to lose a "lose the game" challenge.

The opponent must have been playing a "no green in the analysis" challenge, I can't explain this game in any other way.

This may be the greatest video you have ever made! (Or at least out of the ones I seen) I was continuously baffled at how things kept progressing and was even expecting the opponent to randomly resign, abandon the game or stalemate you.

If you queen with a pawn and lose the queen, technically you lost 10 points of material

Legit one of the funniest videos on this channel, that was 49 dollars well spent to whoever did that

The reason things like this happen in chess is because, at this low a level, not only do people not realise that they can take a piece, but when they DO realise, they will often talk themselves out of taking it because taking it would be "playing right in to your hands." and they're a lot smarter than that. This is honestly true, without any chess knowledge and with the myths of what chess is, people tend to gravitate towards mind games to try to be clever.

@studgerbil9081

Жыл бұрын

You see the same thing at the poker table all the time. Once someone only thinks you could be bluffing, you've won half the battle.

"I solemly swear, that I'm a paid actor" - Chess Simp, probably

The funny thing is that this guy 100% believes this was his best game ever.

"That blunders the queen and the fork at the same time, so of course, I'll push a pawn."

I guess he payed your opponent even more money not to take any of your pieces.

Man this must have been painful to play, but it was super fun to watch!!

I honestly expected this game to end in opponent resignation, thus forfeiting all your earnings. I felt it in my bones, like the existential dread one feels the night before the work week begins anew. But much like your opponent, this game found new ways to surprise and infuriate me.

@michaeledmunds7056

Жыл бұрын

Monday morning is indeed the worst time of the week

This was tremendous to watch! Thank you. I actually understand your opponent, because I do the same thing: I'm seeing my own brilliant plan so blindingly, i don't see what's right in front of me. Granted, in my case, it means I blithely stroll onto squares clearly guarded by five opponent pieces, while your opponent simply ignores your queen standing in front of him asking him to take her. But it's the same principle. Anyway, thanks for another hysterical entry!

Plot twist opponent is a also a paid actor 😂 but doesn't know about it .

So he will finally follow his dream occupation which is being A PAID ACTOR

I bet this game gave stockfish a brain aneurysm

The secret of this match is that the opponent had the same challenge. It's the only possible explanation.

I usually always learn something watching these.... But this one. I learned nothing lol what a strange opponent

This is still the funniest of your videos. I just watched it again after some months, and I think for the fourth time, and still kept laughing about it.

plot twist: the other guy was a regular paid actor but thought he's still being paid to lose in this game

"There's no way to tell a difference between a blunder and a sacrifice" then 2:54 LOL

@mariuszpudzianowski8400

Жыл бұрын

Well stockfish isn't able to do it. It marks knight sac that leads to mate in one as blunder. Sure stockfish, I will play for another 20 moves in bullet just to not lose my knight.

@Cowtymsmiesznego

Жыл бұрын

@@mariuszpudzianowski8400 I bet you forgot that your opponent doesn't have to take the knight.

It's hard to win against grand masters. But it's also hard to lose against grand noobs.

I feel your pain chess simp. I work as a chess coach in schools and occasionally I find it’s very difficult to give pieces away against the young kids when they refuse to take them

I have a dreadful suspicion that guy thinks this was a really interesting and dynamic game, hunting your king like that

I was half expecting Simp to snap and slam out a quick checkmate just to hurt this guy as much as they hurt him.

This dude was either doing his own challenge or is proof of alien life.

Goes to show sometimes you are your own worst enemy, the dude probably just kept overthinking

Thats easily one of the best! It was so funny seeing you frustrated over not loosing pieces. xD

The opponent rating of 106 makes me wonder if they are a smurf, trying to get their rating down to 100.

Just stumbled across your channel. It is kind of different from the rest. Keep up the good work. Love your content ❤

This is one of the most hilarious videos I’ve ever watched! Bravo!

At some point I was thinking that opponent would have forced you to mate him.

When he put himself in two forks simultaneously, I just couldn’t take it

Technically he followed the last rule. He didn't sacrifice any pieces, he blundered them all

3:59 the way he just didnt say anything else after "i hate this game" ☠

This guy makes martin looks like a gm 😂

That guy was so bad that we can't even call him a paid actor 😂

I want to see a challenge were Simp has to win in 10 moves or less. No gimmecks just a quick checkmate so we can actually see how good he is instead of holding him back.

@LucyThedoggo69

Жыл бұрын

If you want to suggest a challenge I suggest joining the discord server

@mastertintiger

Жыл бұрын

this would just be the seal clubbing challenge though.

@satgurs

Жыл бұрын

So basically, you're asking him to be a smurf?

@joanaguayoplanell4912

Жыл бұрын

He already did one for 5 moves or less

@Cowtymsmiesznego

Жыл бұрын

That's not how chess works. Being able to win in 10 moves depends on your opponent more than anything. It would be just the same as the other challenges, not much to do with chess skill but more gambling and trying to predict your opponent's blunders.

This was the best video in a while ngl. Laughing the whole time

If i was the guy who sent the challenge I'd not pay him a cent for ignoring the rules regardless if he lost or won.

@arkline9937

Жыл бұрын

he didn't ignore the rules. only the one which was not possible. you cannot lose material without making bad moves (except exchanges which are useless in this challenge), which you can also call a blunder or a sacrifise (if it doesn't give you potential in attack or allows some tactics). how could he lose pieces without sacrifises then? by blundering? it just doesn't make any sense. and like he said in a video, there would be no way to judge if any loss of a piece was a real blunder and not a sacrifise

When you realise your opponent has the following rules and thus it becomes a game of chicken: Lose $x for taking certain pieces Get $x if you lose the game

The opponent has his own challenge

whenever he would move his king instead of taking id die a little on the inside

That’s the second person in the series who’s bank account is gonna deplete faster than when pet sim x brought out their new $250 plushie

When you are paid actor but the opponent too

Your funniest video yet imo xD

I don't think I've ever seen someone blunder their queen so many times in one game. This guy HAS to be a paid actor

"he'll take it for sure." If your opponent can't see a free queen, there is no way on Earth they can see they can take the knight after trading the rook for the bishop.

I never knew that I could hear frustration from a monotone AI voice

After countless battles against paid actors, Simp became one of them. Truly saddest character development.

Oponent let his cat play for him 😂

Plot twist: the guy on the other side was also doing this challenge.

It was so hard because he’s Canadian. He’s too nice to take your pieces

4:16 you missed axb7 and either the opponent takes it (which refunds your money) or next turn you promote to queen and wait for the rook to takes you for a net $8

@drakebalzer2098

Жыл бұрын

And then the opponent just doesn't take with the Rook and you lose a $. Congrats. Quit trying to backseat.

@MiseFreisin

Жыл бұрын

opponent sees the new queen and resigns mission failed

This is one of the funniest videos on this channel lol

To enter the mind of a 100 rated player would be such a gift

That was a great idea for a challenge!

Hmm, I think the difference between blunder and sacrifice is clear - just ask Stockfish. If it's a good move, it's a sacrifice, if it's a bad move, it's a blunder.

I can't have been the only one begging for the opponent to resign or abandon the game

It would've been funny if the opponent took all of Simp's pieces then stalemated him