I'm Not A Vegetarian | Preacher Lawson

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I think she meant pollo-tarian, because she certainly isn't eating vegetarian! #MyNameIsPreacher #FullSpecial on KZread March 18th: • Preacher Lawson - MY N...
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Preacher Lawson was born In Portland, Oregon, but raised most of his adolescence in Memphis, TN. He moved 20 times before the age of 10, but if you asked him what city he's from he'd say Orlando, FL. Because that's where he grew as a comedian. He started writing jokes when he was 16, then decided to perform for the first time a year later on a bet with his mother. Best decision of his life. In 2015 Preacher won the title of Funniest Comedian In Florida, in 2016 he was crowned the winner of the Seattle International Comedy Competition. He's continued the wave of momentum on into 2017 and he's on quite a roll this year so far - having made his television debut on NBC's "Last Call with Carson Daly" followed by an appearance on Comedy Dynamic's "Coming To The Stage" soon after. He is also currently making a big splash on NBC's "America's Got Talent" which recently beat the MLB All-Star game in ratings!

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  • @thatgaltabitha
    @thatgaltabitha2 ай бұрын

    Veganism: Go for the animals, stay for the 💩s. (12 years of knowing this to be true over here 😂)

  • @ndb5952
    @ndb59522 ай бұрын

    Really dislike people who pretend to be something they’ll never be. It takes true discipline and willpower to overcome cravings and habits.

  • @animalsarebeautifulpeople3094

    @animalsarebeautifulpeople3094

    2 ай бұрын

    Actually it's a lot easier than you think. When you become brave enough to do a little research into animal ag and fishing industry -- when you see just how heinous these industries are that force into existence 100 billion land animals just for mutilation confinement and massacre every year, and the fishing industry that kills 300k whales and dolphins every year as bycatch, what's difficult is NOT going vegan. It's all just a psychological barrier. I used to love steak and sushi and now just the thought of eating victims' dismembered flesh just because I like the unhealthy taste of saturated fat, disgusts me. It doesn't require any will power - you just need to open your heart to the silent and unimaginable suffering of your victims. 💚🙏💙

  • @animalsarebeautifulpeople3094

    @animalsarebeautifulpeople3094

    2 ай бұрын

    Btw vegan cuisine is AMAZING. That was the most unexpected thing about going vegan. My taste buds also changed from craving saturated fat to actually CRAVING healthy foods too! I eat a lot more healthy fats that doesn't have that "animal smell" that i didn't like even as a carmist (who wants to be reminded that they are eating dead animals?) Cooking is a pure pleasure now that I don't handle dismembered body parts in my hand which can easily be a health hazard (most people's fridge is a morgue... !)

  • @user-lb8pj2xr1i

    @user-lb8pj2xr1i

    2 ай бұрын

    totally agree, all it takes is research@@animalsarebeautifulpeople3094

  • @sstanford1331

    @sstanford1331

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@animalsarebeautifulpeople3094 Naw many people are already aware of the bad things ppl do to food

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

    2 ай бұрын

    It's difficult if you try to do it with discipline and willpower. When you do it from empathy and compassion, it's easy.

  • @Wisdom2812
    @Wisdom28122 ай бұрын

    That last laugh sounded a little villainous. 🤣

  • @shadowoflugia

    @shadowoflugia

    2 ай бұрын

    That’s his signal for Black vegans to take over the world!!! 😈😈😈😈

  • @dannyspitzer1267
    @dannyspitzer12672 ай бұрын

    She had an interesting definition of "vegetarian"

  • @lisamichelle1111

    @lisamichelle1111

    2 ай бұрын

    Very! 😂😂

  • @zrtl8774
    @zrtl87742 ай бұрын

    I didn't realise vegans had a one up in the bathrooms... Damn... Gotta think over a few things now 🤣

  • @mariaangelova8275

    @mariaangelova8275

    2 ай бұрын

    It's phenomenal, you should definitely consider it! (For this and many other reasons!) Ask if you have any questions 😁

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah, the difference is amazing. No constipation, no diarrhea. In and out in like a minute.

  • @hardcoreherbivore4730

    @hardcoreherbivore4730

    2 ай бұрын

    Bedroom too.

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

    2 ай бұрын

    @@hardcoreherbivore4730 I think you might want to specify that we also benefit in the bedroom, since the original joke was about how we only last a minute in the bathroom. 😄

  • @hardcoreherbivore4730

    @hardcoreherbivore4730

    2 ай бұрын

    @@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Nope, that’s what I meant. Just like the bathroom, we’re in and out before you know it. 🤣

  • @MzDanielleJoy
    @MzDanielleJoyАй бұрын

    Vegetarians have friends is stupid and accurate 😂😂😂😂 ima use that one

  • @josebachedltorre6
    @josebachedltorre62 ай бұрын

    It’s wild to call yourself a vegetarian and eat chickens and turkeys. 😅🤣

  • @mariaangelova8275

    @mariaangelova8275

    2 ай бұрын

    I know, right! 🤦‍♀️

  • @fragitude

    @fragitude

    2 ай бұрын

    I don't know. It really depends on how often it happens as it might be only a few times per year at perhaps family functions and in trying to be accurate to how they mainly eat day in and day out they say vegetarian. I knew a vegetarian that didn't feel the need to clarify that they ate fish on occasions.

  • @mariaangelova8275

    @mariaangelova8275

    2 ай бұрын

    @@fragitude that's still not a vegetarian. It doesn't matter how many times people eat flesh. The point is, they do. And fish is an animal. If people eat fish they're not vegetarians. Plain and simple.

  • @puschetel
    @puschetel2 ай бұрын

    Bring back Cooking with Preacher ❤

  • @lisamichelle1111

    @lisamichelle1111

    2 ай бұрын

    Right! Cooking with Preacher episodes are hilarious!! 😂🔥

  • @benjaminm.9700
    @benjaminm.97002 ай бұрын

    Preacher both cracks me up AND motivates me to do more push-ups. Keep making it look easy, Preacher. You got the gift of gab.

  • @Wisdom2812

    @Wisdom2812

    2 ай бұрын

    And the gift of Ab(s)....🤣

  • @mariaangelova8275
    @mariaangelova82752 ай бұрын

    Lol That's what we vegans have in common! Hahaha yup, you're 💯💯💯

  • @PreacherLawson

    @PreacherLawson

    2 ай бұрын

    😁

  • @PLANTBASEDNEWS
    @PLANTBASEDNEWS2 ай бұрын

    This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @austinalex6175
    @austinalex61752 ай бұрын

    It been soo long since I watched one of your videos gonna binge em all now

  • @DecidedlyDonna
    @DecidedlyDonna2 ай бұрын

    Just shared Preacher! Thanks for making us laugh! 🤣👍🌱💯💚

  • @nordicpink
    @nordicpinkАй бұрын

    It kills me when people say they’re vegetarians when they still eat me. Just so dumb.

  • @brickblums
    @brickblums2 ай бұрын

    I get that a lot when I say that I was vegetarian for 15 yrs and vegan for 12yrs. . . "what's the difference?" I like your answer better - I used to have friends 😂

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

    2 ай бұрын

    AS another vegan comedian said "I'm Vegan which means I trading having friends for having flatulence."

  • @brickblums

    @brickblums

    2 ай бұрын

    🤣😂@@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

  • @lisamichelle1111
    @lisamichelle11112 ай бұрын

    “Tuesday that’s it” 😂🤣😂😂 cryin! 👏🏼😂

  • @-rockmusiclover-
    @-rockmusiclover-2 ай бұрын

    Hilarious as always Preacher

  • @OtayBuckwheat
    @OtayBuckwheat2 ай бұрын

    Love your laugh

  • @Mamabambina
    @Mamabambina2 ай бұрын

    I'm vegan and have yet to experience this one off and done. Speaking of.....I need some vegan chocolate, STAT.

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

    2 ай бұрын

    I imagine it comes with time after your GI tract sheds all the animal products. I've definitely had exactly that "in and out of the bathroom in a minute" for decades.

  • @Pjvenom1985
    @Pjvenom19852 ай бұрын

    Great clip fair play to you haha.🌱🌅🍀

  • @DecidedlyDonna

    @DecidedlyDonna

    2 ай бұрын

    Hi PJ! Isn't Preacher sooo funny!?!? 🤣🌱💯💚

  • @Pjvenom1985

    @Pjvenom1985

    2 ай бұрын

    @@DecidedlyDonna Ah yea such a naturally funny lad I've seen him pop up from time to time over the years, always a good laugh!🌱🌅🍀

  • @PanicGW
    @PanicGW2 ай бұрын

    Classic vegetarians lmao. "We eat chicken and turkey tho"

  • @VeganLinked
    @VeganLinkedАй бұрын

    Vegan since 2011! 💚💚💚

  • @miguelscosta
    @miguelscosta2 ай бұрын

    Yep, people are always talking about using Nintendo Switchs and Steam Decks when they are on the toilet, but why, to open the game? :D

  • @jasminepecor6407
    @jasminepecor6407Ай бұрын

    Omg 😂😂😂😂

  • @chrismcgowan5180
    @chrismcgowan51802 ай бұрын

    💯💯💯💯wholesome

  • @leo-wq9ck
    @leo-wq9ck19 күн бұрын

    Dope AF vid blud

  • @PreacherLawson

    @PreacherLawson

    18 күн бұрын

    💪🏾

  • @dannyspitzer1267
    @dannyspitzer12672 ай бұрын

    👏👏👏

  • @leanneedwards8241
    @leanneedwards82412 ай бұрын

    😂🤣

  • @Cosmosis9
    @Cosmosis92 ай бұрын

    vegetarian over here that avoids all the processed weird stuff, and thats how I feel bout my poos...cant help but judge others and their need for air fresheners ...which are gross in themself

  • @daphneh3402

    @daphneh3402

    2 ай бұрын

    judging others for using air fresheners but you don't mind paying for cows and chickens to be murdered? yikes.

  • @davidtal523
    @davidtal523Ай бұрын

    i got nothing against alternitive diet methods, but personally i enjoy being at the top of the food chain. i'd be miserable and really unhealthy without meat. while alternitives definatly are available, its a quality of life thing.... which took a huge nosedive over the last year in general. let me tell ya something preacher, since you talking bout poop'n: youll miss being able to use your bootyhole for poop'n if you CANT no more. seriously. sometimes your body Wants to go, but you phsyicly cannot. at least not the way you used to. the upside, is you can effectively "fart" absolutely silently nearly anywhere you want from the bag catching all that nasty. there ya go. material should you ever want to use it. ;) oh, i forgot to mention that when emptying my colotomy bag in the toilet, i have to look down when doing so. which pretty much means im farting in my own face. so that's fun. it might be karma for laughing at my girlfriend for when her farts chased her from the livingroom.

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