Bobo Bojangles - I'm Gettin' Eaten By Tigers
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Facing a room full of angry record label executives, Bobo Bojangles sighed as the sales analytics came up on the overhead projector. The response to his single “Shove it up your Blow Hole” was lukewarm at best, and he needed a new shtick to become relevant again. The summer of poo had long passed and the people wanted something new. Bobo thought long and hard as the label executives argued about which direction his next offering should take. Suddenly, the light bulb in his head turned on and Bobo knew exactly what to do. From that day on, he would arrange to have 33 tigers come on stage at every show during his biggest hit yet “I’m Getting Eaten By Tigers.”
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Lyrics -
He's gettin' eaten by tigers!
He's gettin' eaten by tigers!
AHHH!!!
Damn these tigers by the bay
I'm gettin eaten by them / they
Am I their snack? Or their main dish?
Do I taste like bacon bits?
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
Nonbinary tigers don't discriminate
They'll eat anyone at any time of the day
They got their forks, they got their bibs
Damnit now they're chowing down on my ribs!
Someone help me!
Now I've got no arms!
Stop these damn tigers!
You can use one of these darts
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
So tell me how can I run away
When neither of my legs are attached to me
I'll never misgender a tiger again
Holy crap I've never felt such intense pain
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
Eaten by tigers!
Eaten by tigers!
SWEET MOTHER MARY!
Eaten by tigers!
Eaten by tigers!
// Bobo Bojangles is brought to you by AI (udio) & Uncanny Valley \\
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This is what happens when you go someplace other than the Bingo Club
@BuDDyXL101
Ай бұрын
This is the stuff that happens in the Congo Club
@derekjtaylor
Ай бұрын
F$%kin' promoter!
@LWmusik
Ай бұрын
I can understand that he wanted to try going somewhere else than the bingo club
Rumor has it; one of the Tigers 🐅 that bit Bobo got sick from the shit in Bobo pants lol.
@jacobwiles8911
17 күн бұрын
This was how Bobos uncle died
Poor Bojo thought nothing could be worse than shitting his pants at the bingo club. Little did he know.....
Those Tigers thought he tasted like shit, with a side of beef.
Even though he’s being eaten by tigers…. the look on his face clearly tells you one thing- He Shit in his Pants, AGAIN!!!!!!😎
And they're G-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-EAT!
Bobo's shitty cologne is so powerful, it attracts animals in the wild.
A lot of people don't know this, but Siegfried and Roy would open all their Las Vegas shows with this song.
@derekjtaylor
Ай бұрын
I wish Carrot Top would.
Fate didn't spare Bobo throughout his life. He earned his stripes, though.
Not many people knows how to tackle this massive hit! Bobo sacrifices himself to the artform he knows best, first class music! He did it for us merely mortals, not everybody would do that, it´s only seen once in a millenium or so. So, mortals, bow your head to Bobo and listen to his message and I´m turning to all of you, from the Pope in Rome and down. Rgr
Bobo is a fascinating guy. I hope we'll see a documentary one day about his intriguing life.
@Vanessomatic
Ай бұрын
I should do it. I should make a KZread video about it.
@Svankmajer
Ай бұрын
@@Vanessomatic Yes, maybe its your fate.
@fakeseishonagon8128
Ай бұрын
You know how biopics usually are. It would probably be pretty shitty.
it happened because Bobo smelled like bingo club beef!
Bobo belongs in the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame.
Man I was ready to see Bobo make the world shit in ITS pants now that he got out of jail and now.. I love this saga. I love Bobo
@E71CXE03
Ай бұрын
I just noticed they're just cubs in the cover lol
again its that beef from the bingo club they could smell
SWEET MOTHER MARY!!!
@NotBrutality-101
Ай бұрын
YOU CAN USE ONE OF THOSE DARTS!
* in an abandoned record store a young teen flips on the power after 40 years on a turn table this song starts playing he is suprised and starts to dance with the old record
That is exactly the expression I’d have if I were being eaten by tigers
how will he come back from this bobooboboboboo bros?
Bobo got in a lot of predicaments.
Bobo puts up with all of this agony just to spare the rest of us from it. I’m thinking St. Bobo.
I want a Bobo bobblehead to put on ny car dashboard,; it would make the long drive to the bingo club go by faster.
Cant believe he was brought back from a 2 year IBS induced coma just to go out like this 💔
You think he’d learn the first time around, seeing he’s missing two fingers on his hand.
@FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch
23 сағат бұрын
Lol good catch. AI still hasn't figured out hands.
this explains why bobo shit his pants. It wasn't the fun at the bingo hall or the beef. It was the sight of tigers that caused the initial shitting and the smell was so bad that it attracted the tigers, and am I really dissecting this A.I. generated singer. I guess I'll go shit my pants
@UncannyValley333
Ай бұрын
You bring up a great point. Perhaps Bobo's pants shitting was a sort of sixth sense to warn him about the presence of dangerous wild animals. Perhaps there is a parallel universe where Bobo is not AI, but a real man... and AI is simply giving us clues to figure out the truth. Either way, thanks for being here.
@stevesjhipacasde7204
Ай бұрын
@@UncannyValley333 another theory I have is that bobo is possibly a heroin addict. And usage of said substance causes constipation, and when he was at the bingo hall and ate the beef It acted as a laxative, hence the shitting of his pants. Which drew the arousal of the tigers. So his next song should be "I can't shit because of dope"
BOBO THE GOAT 🐐
Still better than that rancid bingo club beef.
Bobo today...Sigfried & Roy tomorrow!
They put some tigers in the recording booth just for this song. They don't put that kind of effort in music anymore.
He looks like Pascal Siakam, or that pirate meme from Captian Phillips.
This may have been his biggest hit, but as far as I'm concerned he turned his back on his real fans when he stopped doing songs about shitting his pants.
been there before!
Siegfried and Roy used this song for their shows.
This is Bobbys cry for help. Tigers are all the women at the bingo club. You have to HEAR him, not just listen.
@FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch
23 сағат бұрын
Deep lore.
Anybody care to guess what Denny's used to be called and why they changed?
I guess he's...Bobo Bomangled? I'll see myself out...
@FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch
23 сағат бұрын
Zing!
So the Summer of Shits is over now?
@FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch
23 сағат бұрын
Lol! Summer of Shits is how I will always remember 2024.
Yoooo what happened to “Take Me to The Shitter” ??
So this is what happed to Carole Baskin husband.
I heard they used real tigers in the recording studio because Bobo insisted on authenticity.
When the horns and falsetto kick in around 1'24m... wow. I love the fact that Bobo only got eaten due to misgendering a tiger... surreal nonsense. :)
@ItsTerryTime
Ай бұрын
It's only been two weeks but I do miss Bojo.
Non binary tigers dont discriminate 🤣☠️
First the bees...now the tigers
When you rhyme "pain" with "again", you get eaten by tigers.