Bobo Bojangles - I'm Gettin' Eaten By Tigers

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Facing a room full of angry record label executives, Bobo Bojangles sighed as the sales analytics came up on the overhead projector. The response to his single “Shove it up your Blow Hole” was lukewarm at best, and he needed a new shtick to become relevant again. The summer of poo had long passed and the people wanted something new. Bobo thought long and hard as the label executives argued about which direction his next offering should take. Suddenly, the light bulb in his head turned on and Bobo knew exactly what to do. From that day on, he would arrange to have 33 tigers come on stage at every show during his biggest hit yet “I’m Getting Eaten By Tigers.”
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Lyrics -
He's gettin' eaten by tigers!
He's gettin' eaten by tigers!
AHHH!!!
Damn these tigers by the bay
I'm gettin eaten by them / they
Am I their snack? Or their main dish?
Do I taste like bacon bits?
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
Nonbinary tigers don't discriminate
They'll eat anyone at any time of the day
They got their forks, they got their bibs
Damnit now they're chowing down on my ribs!
Someone help me!
Now I've got no arms!
Stop these damn tigers!
You can use one of these darts
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
So tell me how can I run away
When neither of my legs are attached to me
I'll never misgender a tiger again
Holy crap I've never felt such intense pain
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
Eaten by tigers!
Eaten by tigers!
SWEET MOTHER MARY!
Eaten by tigers!
Eaten by tigers!
// Bobo Bojangles is brought to you by AI (udio) & Uncanny Valley \\

Пікірлер: 66

  • @emarch94
    @emarch94Ай бұрын

    This is what happens when you go someplace other than the Bingo Club

  • @BuDDyXL101

    @BuDDyXL101

    Ай бұрын

    This is the stuff that happens in the Congo Club

  • @derekjtaylor

    @derekjtaylor

    Ай бұрын

    F$%kin' promoter!

  • @LWmusik

    @LWmusik

    Ай бұрын

    I can understand that he wanted to try going somewhere else than the bingo club

  • @johnduncan366
    @johnduncan366Ай бұрын

    Rumor has it; one of the Tigers 🐅 that bit Bobo got sick from the shit in Bobo pants lol.

  • @jacobwiles8911

    @jacobwiles8911

    17 күн бұрын

    This was how Bobos uncle died

  • @KSCHREIN2
    @KSCHREIN2Ай бұрын

    Poor Bojo thought nothing could be worse than shitting his pants at the bingo club. Little did he know.....

  • @Edelweiss91
    @Edelweiss91Ай бұрын

    Those Tigers thought he tasted like shit, with a side of beef.

  • @donsiwicki
    @donsiwickiАй бұрын

    Even though he’s being eaten by tigers…. the look on his face clearly tells you one thing- He Shit in his Pants, AGAIN!!!!!!😎

  • @josephebacon
    @josephebaconАй бұрын

    And they're G-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-EAT!

  • @MusicManSeanB
    @MusicManSeanBАй бұрын

    Bobo's shitty cologne is so powerful, it attracts animals in the wild.

  • @JeromeHoward-bx5ir
    @JeromeHoward-bx5irАй бұрын

    A lot of people don't know this, but Siegfried and Roy would open all their Las Vegas shows with this song.

  • @derekjtaylor

    @derekjtaylor

    Ай бұрын

    I wish Carrot Top would.

  • @1arjen8
    @1arjen8Ай бұрын

    Fate didn't spare Bobo throughout his life. He earned his stripes, though.

  • @borano2031
    @borano2031Ай бұрын

    Not many people knows how to tackle this massive hit! Bobo sacrifices himself to the artform he knows best, first class music! He did it for us merely mortals, not everybody would do that, it´s only seen once in a millenium or so. So, mortals, bow your head to Bobo and listen to his message and I´m turning to all of you, from the Pope in Rome and down. Rgr

  • @Svankmajer
    @SvankmajerАй бұрын

    Bobo is a fascinating guy. I hope we'll see a documentary one day about his intriguing life.

  • @Vanessomatic

    @Vanessomatic

    Ай бұрын

    I should do it. I should make a KZread video about it.

  • @Svankmajer

    @Svankmajer

    Ай бұрын

    @@Vanessomatic Yes, maybe its your fate.

  • @fakeseishonagon8128

    @fakeseishonagon8128

    Ай бұрын

    You know how biopics usually are. It would probably be pretty shitty.

  • @ericmastern9882
    @ericmastern9882Ай бұрын

    it happened because Bobo smelled like bingo club beef!

  • @dangillespy3000-v3k
    @dangillespy3000-v3kАй бұрын

    Bobo belongs in the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame.

  • @E71CXE03
    @E71CXE03Ай бұрын

    Man I was ready to see Bobo make the world shit in ITS pants now that he got out of jail and now.. I love this saga. I love Bobo

  • @E71CXE03

    @E71CXE03

    Ай бұрын

    I just noticed they're just cubs in the cover lol

  • @AndyTerry-yt6sw
    @AndyTerry-yt6swАй бұрын

    again its that beef from the bingo club they could smell

  • @NotBrutality-101
    @NotBrutality-101Ай бұрын

    SWEET MOTHER MARY!!!

  • @NotBrutality-101

    @NotBrutality-101

    Ай бұрын

    YOU CAN USE ONE OF THOSE DARTS!

  • @lazerpeabody8062
    @lazerpeabody806211 күн бұрын

    * in an abandoned record store a young teen flips on the power after 40 years on a turn table this song starts playing he is suprised and starts to dance with the old record

  • @andrewk9000
    @andrewk900018 күн бұрын

    That is exactly the expression I’d have if I were being eaten by tigers

  • @nullvoid3990
    @nullvoid3990Ай бұрын

    how will he come back from this bobooboboboboo bros?

  • @reubnick
    @reubnickАй бұрын

    Bobo got in a lot of predicaments.

  • @markostrovsky7536
    @markostrovsky7536Ай бұрын

    Bobo puts up with all of this agony just to spare the rest of us from it. I’m thinking St. Bobo.

  • @ellenkelley5353
    @ellenkelley5353Ай бұрын

    I want a Bobo bobblehead to put on ny car dashboard,; it would make the long drive to the bingo club go by faster.

  • @GrannySoupLadle
    @GrannySoupLadleАй бұрын

    Cant believe he was brought back from a 2 year IBS induced coma just to go out like this 💔

  • @evanbourgault7822
    @evanbourgault7822Ай бұрын

    You think he’d learn the first time around, seeing he’s missing two fingers on his hand.

  • @FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch

    @FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch

    23 сағат бұрын

    Lol good catch. AI still hasn't figured out hands.

  • @stevesjhipacasde7204
    @stevesjhipacasde7204Ай бұрын

    this explains why bobo shit his pants. It wasn't the fun at the bingo hall or the beef. It was the sight of tigers that caused the initial shitting and the smell was so bad that it attracted the tigers, and am I really dissecting this A.I. generated singer. I guess I'll go shit my pants

  • @UncannyValley333

    @UncannyValley333

    Ай бұрын

    You bring up a great point. Perhaps Bobo's pants shitting was a sort of sixth sense to warn him about the presence of dangerous wild animals. Perhaps there is a parallel universe where Bobo is not AI, but a real man... and AI is simply giving us clues to figure out the truth. Either way, thanks for being here.

  • @stevesjhipacasde7204

    @stevesjhipacasde7204

    Ай бұрын

    @@UncannyValley333 another theory I have is that bobo is possibly a heroin addict. And usage of said substance causes constipation, and when he was at the bingo hall and ate the beef It acted as a laxative, hence the shitting of his pants. Which drew the arousal of the tigers. So his next song should be "I can't shit because of dope"

  • @pineoandloeb
    @pineoandloebАй бұрын

    BOBO THE GOAT 🐐

  • @FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch
    @FanaticFilmsINC-gh9chКүн бұрын

    Still better than that rancid bingo club beef.

  • @josephebacon
    @josephebaconАй бұрын

    Bobo today...Sigfried & Roy tomorrow!

  • @xZippy
    @xZippyАй бұрын

    They put some tigers in the recording booth just for this song. They don't put that kind of effort in music anymore.

  • @Balasidine957
    @Balasidine957Ай бұрын

    He looks like Pascal Siakam, or that pirate meme from Captian Phillips.

  • @singthechanges82
    @singthechanges82Ай бұрын

    This may have been his biggest hit, but as far as I'm concerned he turned his back on his real fans when he stopped doing songs about shitting his pants.

  • @LilYassofficial
    @LilYassofficialАй бұрын

    been there before!

  • @THEREALCAPTAINDREAD
    @THEREALCAPTAINDREADАй бұрын

    Siegfried and Roy used this song for their shows.

  • @jamesdavis5096
    @jamesdavis5096Ай бұрын

    This is Bobbys cry for help. Tigers are all the women at the bingo club. You have to HEAR him, not just listen.

  • @FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch

    @FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch

    23 сағат бұрын

    Deep lore.

  • @jameswells554
    @jameswells554Ай бұрын

    Anybody care to guess what Denny's used to be called and why they changed?

  • @firedrake9021
    @firedrake9021Ай бұрын

    I guess he's...Bobo Bomangled? I'll see myself out...

  • @FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch

    @FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch

    23 сағат бұрын

    Zing!

  • @truvakaplan2376
    @truvakaplan2376Ай бұрын

    So the Summer of Shits is over now?

  • @FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch

    @FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch

    23 сағат бұрын

    Lol! Summer of Shits is how I will always remember 2024.

  • @GrannySoupLadle
    @GrannySoupLadleАй бұрын

    Yoooo what happened to “Take Me to The Shitter” ??

  • @wodxtex1234
    @wodxtex1234Ай бұрын

    So this is what happed to Carole Baskin husband.

  • @BarrCode674
    @BarrCode674Ай бұрын

    I heard they used real tigers in the recording studio because Bobo insisted on authenticity.

  • @ItsTerryTime
    @ItsTerryTimeАй бұрын

    When the horns and falsetto kick in around 1'24m... wow. I love the fact that Bobo only got eaten due to misgendering a tiger... surreal nonsense. :)

  • @ItsTerryTime

    @ItsTerryTime

    Ай бұрын

    It's only been two weeks but I do miss Bojo.

  • @jamesallison9291
    @jamesallison929121 күн бұрын

    Non binary tigers dont discriminate 🤣☠️

  • @rickya3877
    @rickya3877Ай бұрын

    First the bees...now the tigers

  • @JeromeHoward-bx5ir
    @JeromeHoward-bx5irАй бұрын

    When you rhyme "pain" with "again", you get eaten by tigers.

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