Taking a dump on the doorstep of an eldrich horror is quite the power move.

@liamsmith9407

3 жыл бұрын

Brings a whole new meaning to, don't shit on your own doorstep

@alvarohernani6645

3 жыл бұрын

You have to assert dominance

@Kroggnagch

2 жыл бұрын

Yank one out for bonus points

@jonathansirkus3575

Жыл бұрын

​@@liamsmith9407 68

@jonathansirkus3575

Жыл бұрын

​@@liamsmith9407 to

"I wanted to live, not be right" boy ain't that the truth. Finally a smart creepypasta mc.

I love how taking a dump was a factor in explaining this story lol

@vla1ne

3 жыл бұрын

Shit happens.

@houndhog4886

3 жыл бұрын

And he called it “number two” lmao smh

@SuperBIGGY84

3 жыл бұрын

its a every day factor😂

@brazenstackhouse5689

3 жыл бұрын

And the fact that he had to point out that he had been peeing in the ocean since he was a kid😂 like it was such an accomplishment lol

@sara_c907

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you. 😂👌

"Ayy yo who shittin in my house!?" -The monster probably

Ocean horror is honestly the best who knows what’s down there 😭

@iselfdestrukt7338

3 жыл бұрын

Cuthulu having a nap, duh

@OIdPudding

3 жыл бұрын

It's me, I'm down there.

@sebastianbravo8234

3 жыл бұрын

I was once Down There and it was horrible, very deep in the Mariana Trench We saw oohh my God is so horrifying i dont want to remember We saw Ricardo Milos dancing outside our vessel

@flappy7373

3 жыл бұрын

Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

@thug4lyfe

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao, u is a scardey cat or somthang shawty?!!

me: major fear of the ocean also me: clicks right away

@garciavictor231

3 жыл бұрын

Lol..I did the same thing ...

@BootySweat4491

3 жыл бұрын

Same. That primal fear of the depths is what makes even the crappiest stories effective in this setting.

@kylehughes1619

3 жыл бұрын

I think maybe it's the deep that we're afraid of. It could be very eerie floating at the top of hundreds even thousands of feet of water and not knowing what might be rocketing it's way up toward your silhouette. Very deep lakes are scary to swim in but in the ocean l, with land out of sight, knowing that we can really only guess at what is living there.... It's on another level. The beach though is awesome and not frightening at all. 👍

@thug4lyfe

3 жыл бұрын

Wow gurl, you must be easily jittered lol

@C._Bradford

3 жыл бұрын

That's what we come for isn't it?

everybody gangsta till "multiple leviathan class lifeforms detected, are you certain what you are searching for is worthit?"

@YourLocalEldritchHorror

3 жыл бұрын

No no it is not

@elviscow7287

3 жыл бұрын

It would be if you lived to tell about it

@iamafuckingfailure

2 жыл бұрын

Perimeter defense system module and drill arm: *MISCHEVIOUS LAUGHTER*

Can we just appreciate the fact that taking a sh!t is a key detail in this story

This story reminds me of Michael Crichton’s horror novel ‘Sphere’ It's about scientists in a deep ocean facility who discover an alien spacecraft with a reality warping sphere inside. I would definitely recommend it to anyone that loves deep ocean horror stories.

@sarcastian

3 жыл бұрын

@Berserking Bishop Yes

@misanthropicattackhelicopt4148

3 жыл бұрын

@Berserking Bishop Read the book its better than the movie.

@ItzNotCiscoTTV-ApexLegends

3 жыл бұрын

This should be a movie haha

@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds fun

@CHAZZ08

3 жыл бұрын

I was just recommended that book after talking to someone about Michael Crichton, and the Jurassic Park books but I’ll definitely check it out.💯

" i had to poop something fierce " i dont know why but that line got me 😂

@wonderingweirdo7476

3 жыл бұрын

That what everyone said in there head. How original of you.

@DoughBunni

3 жыл бұрын

as I read this outloud, he said it lmao

@klounpound6945

3 жыл бұрын

We've all been there

@sethleahy2427

3 жыл бұрын

I almost died when he said that 😂

@cearal-EAT-cearal7647

3 жыл бұрын

@@klounpound6945 I have not😐

A “sea lab” story in 2021. Nice

@NPC-nn4qe

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as he said "sealab," that theme was playing in my head.

@tbwkn

3 жыл бұрын

The names chubby cox.

@joebarrington7753

3 жыл бұрын

Swimming in adultery.

@crashthecon5303

3 жыл бұрын

ha

@wolveraspeaks

3 жыл бұрын

"I bet I could kill a guy...wit my toes!" Can't remember the episode but that they all were taking pills that gave them super strength and zombie like addiction.

Having a blast pretending this is Subnoutica canon.

@MrLoveflicka

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the thumbnail was a crab squid fo a sec

@brandoncobb4646

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrLoveflicka seriously! It might as well is

@sellyoursoul1742

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrLoveflicka same lol

@hugedabs5827

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@IPray4TheComforter

3 жыл бұрын

Best game

"DID HE JUST SAY IT WAS A ONE WAY TRIP" HOW DID THAT NOT SEND ANY WARNING BELLS IN HIS HEAD

@PuppetOnStrings666

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@TAROTAI

3 жыл бұрын

because the whole story is made up

@Taskicore

3 жыл бұрын

he meant one way trip down to the lab

@cutiepie6796

3 жыл бұрын

@@Taskicore I'M A VERY PARANOID PERSON, SO I WOULDN'T CARE WHAT IT MEANT, "RED FLAGS" WOULD OF STILL WENT OFF IN MY HEAD

@Taskicore

3 жыл бұрын

@@cutiepie6796 OKAY I SEE

im always hyped for the ocean stories who else is always hyped to hear under water stories andd the fact that it is the least discovered part of the world makes my imagination wayyyy better aswell

@kelseybell1018

2 жыл бұрын

Yes same! They need to make horror movies based on this or at least set in the ocean. Ones that don't involve sharks as the bad guy.

This is an underrated lovecraftian horror.. Wow gave me the chills

Man now I need this story from the viewpoint of one of the people in the other chamber that got flooded. I need to know more. Soo many questions

I work on an Offshore Oil Rig, 350k offshore. I hate these creepy pastas but I have to listen to them... I can't not. But when I return to the Platform... they all come back to me as I look over the side, into that murky ocean below... faaaaaaaaek.......

@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934

3 жыл бұрын

Oh lord that job would be so scary 350k miles offshore 😳

@future_teknokrat7585

3 жыл бұрын

@@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934 me thinks he meant 350 miles offshore, which is basically fours and still a long a## way from the mainland....I don't even think the circumference of the entire globe is 350k🤣🤣🤣

@future_teknokrat7585

3 жыл бұрын

I was right, the Earth is just under 25k all the way around.

@someusername1

3 жыл бұрын

@@future_teknokrat7585 350km most likely. :-)

@jayswim5335

3 жыл бұрын

Did you ever see anything that pertains too any of the stories? Just curious I heard about a story of a giant shark ramming into an off shore rig they took pictures of it also.

Dude, this channel stopped getting recommended for some reason, now that it finally got recommended, the memories.

@clarkcollins5579

3 жыл бұрын

Subscribe

@C._Bradford

3 жыл бұрын

@@clarkcollins5579literally came here to say that exact thing.

@z-0-x584

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@heuvelke1065

3 жыл бұрын

You have the freedom not to but to speak so highly of it and not subscribing makes no sense. You would really help him out.

@ghost57444

3 жыл бұрын

@@heuvelke1065 Thing is, I can’t... I ALREADY HAVE

This would make a great 'Lost Tapes' episode for even a found-footage horror film in general!

I just simply love coincidences... today I was reading an article on Titanic and then later on ...when I came to ur channel ur today's story was ocean horror 😁

Oceanographer: “Stay away from the depths” Me, a Subnautica player: “No shit”.

As someone from Sunderland, its refreshing to hear northerners mentioned in creepypastas and not isolated to the south 😁, also, quite a slow burner but a very good listen

@lukaswilliams5851

3 жыл бұрын

Which country?

@JmDGamez

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukaswilliams5851 UK

@balthiersgirl2658

3 жыл бұрын

@@JmDGamez from Gateshead and utterly agree

@user-lf3wr8rh7r

3 жыл бұрын

Harlow green in the house lol!

@derk486

3 жыл бұрын

@@JmDGamez Well more england

Reminds me of "There are Cruel and Fearsome Things..."

Humboldt squid.... the red devils.. They are more then enough to keep me out of the water Where i live... not to mention Architeuthis dux ... squid size of a buss or more. No thank you

@jerryhammack1318

3 жыл бұрын

I was drunk in San Filepe , when the local fishermen came in. What I saw left of one of them sobered me up! I was not able to drink that away even in Mexico! Humboldt squid are vicious . But what I saw was no squid attack! Those were the largest shark teeth punctures I have ever seen or heard of! I left the fisherman's family 5ooo us dollars! I stay away from the ocean now ! Less chance of being on the food chain menu !

@mattwalters6834

3 жыл бұрын

Looked it up, spooky

@patrickhorvath2684

3 жыл бұрын

@@jerryhammack1318 I've been to San Felipe, on a BMW motorcycle. Didn't go in the water though..late 80's.

I love the author of this piece, naming the dodgey escape craft “Hoffnung” (German word for “Hope”) was not only believable (since this is a German installation) but was beautifully symbolic for the final break that the main character makes for the craft. 10/10

We have Geomar around here. And a lot of water. I listen to these stories before going to bed. Always nice to find one I haven't heard yet. Thank you.

Great narrating as usual but there is so much wrong with the ending! So you mean to tell me this guy was starting to tunnel vision for lack of oxygen inside the habitat THEN swam to the moon pool THEN ascended 65m and didn't drawn? And let's not talk about the consequences of living at 3 atmosphere for multiple days then going through decompression to 7-8 atmosphere in a few seconds when the chamber breaks and going up inside of a few seconds to reach 1 atmosphere. Good creepy vibes though. love the story.

@woodsmanthepeasant

3 жыл бұрын

Author here. Yes you are right Dan. In the original they have to take their time to ascend and it is scarier haha. Had to cut it back a lot, the original was 15k too many words to be accepted by reddit nosleep. Lot's of the flavor was cut out. In the end, I tried to pack too much into this story. It was like trying to fit a kickball in a tennis ball tube.

@mapledelta147

3 жыл бұрын

@@woodsmanthepeasantthat's unfortunate. Either way mad respect. Every story that deals with physical constraints and technicall stuff will have flaws. Horror stories focus on the situation afterall . This was a great story regardless of these little details that got to me. The vibe is on point and i rarely listen to stories that long without loosing interest. This one kept me captivated the whole time. Thanks for the reply and keep up the good stuff!

@rhunter42dragon

3 жыл бұрын

@@woodsmanthepeasant That sounds awesome. You should find some place that will allow you to post the original in all its unedited glory. If you do, please let us know so we can check it out. Also... did they survive?

@Trakesh

2 жыл бұрын

@@woodsmanthepeasant Wow sounds like you shouldn't use reddit for this stuff

This dude talks about pooping for like 9 minutes

@cearal-EAT-cearal7647

3 жыл бұрын

🙆‍♂️

Cthulhu waits in R’lyeh dreaming

@werewolf4358

3 жыл бұрын

Waiting... for the unwary to use the bathroom.

@heuvelke1065

3 жыл бұрын

Aldritch dreamt of the deep sea coming. Eater of man and gods alike.

As crazy as it may sound, a parasitic nuero-toxin manipulating an organisms behavior in a way which benefits the parasite actually has precedent in nature. Should those spikes on the tentacles be a way of delivering said toxin, its plausible it may have effected behavior. Having said THAT, I'm pretty sure it's exclusively mycelium spores which have proven to do this...to bugs. Basic mechanisms of respiratory process render any mobility in a bloodstream devoid of oxygen impossible. No base neural connectivity would be able to overcome the very real restrictions to basic mobility presented by...u know...bein undead

@aaronsowards4394

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I could speak as well as you... lol

@brianperro435

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronsowards4394 A Maan.

@dungeonview1143

Жыл бұрын

Rabis and some parasitic larvae also demonstrated similar ability to hijack host organisms

@KylieRobertson-zj3et

6 ай бұрын

Huh? Say that again lol 😂

Hmm yep, there's a lot of plant life at 65 meters down, where the sun literally don't shine. So many plants. Idk why but that one detail kept nibbling at me while I was trying to follow the story. Hats off to this fic for having a pooping subplot, tho.

Great author + Amazing narrator = Unforgettable tale.

I’m so scared of the deep ocean, this was great! Also, the people scraping at the bottom of the life raft got me AHHH 😳

is there gonna be a part 2? How did the storyteller convey this message if not? maybe creepy pastas have gotten too formulaic and its affected my expectations.

@jimmyelkordy3752

Жыл бұрын

He’s writing or recording while the sun is going down

I was 20 damn minutes of “wtf” in before I noticed the “creepypasta” at the end of the title...good lord...

You can tell that this was written by someone who has never seen the Baltic sea, since anyone who has knows that there is no life there but three anemic perch.

Yeah i never considered going to the deep for a nice relaxing vacation. I'll take this into account while i plan my trip

Baltic, nice 👏🏼 love to hear stories/pastas from my region. Also after listening for a while, I really enjoy the narrator's voice, calm thou bit quiet, but perfect for a creepy story to fall asleep. Definitely will check more of Your videos👍🏼

Part 2 !!!!! Please. Wow this was great ! Thank you.

He’s fine. Baltic Sea is surrounded by land. The weather is strong enough to give em a good push in any direction near shore.

@thenutella8846

3 жыл бұрын

Hate to say but the story ends with the sun going down and the creatures will most likely attack when it's dark. Also, the nearest shoreline could be too far away by then.

If your looking for me You better look under the Sea Cause that is where you'll find me. Sea Lab.. Underneath the water Sea Lab.. at the bottom of the sea..

I too know what it’s like when you’ve gotta poop something fierce and can’t due to fear...

@principalmcvicker6530

3 жыл бұрын

The absolute worst

@taestott

3 жыл бұрын

I held it in for 4 days straight at scout camp to avoid spider infested out houses, only to find that the restrooms at the front admin facility just needed a key that you could ask for...

I don't even go over deep lakes or rivers it has always given me the heeby jeebies

Not sure why but I’ve seen so many creepy pasta videos from any number of different narrators and this is still the one I think of first. Love the content man.

I shale give you the greatest honor I can bestow you. Falling asleep with your stories in the background.

16:16 - "As it got darker, I came, out of my confused trance." nani

One of the only stories that has actually kept me from sleeping. I usually can fall asleep to these stories, but I couldn't do that with this one.

I absolutely love stories about the deep ocean and it's mysteries

@cearal-EAT-cearal7647

3 жыл бұрын

sup Spidey! we can party and I can help you grill some ribs🤘

What a fantastic story. And such a open end to it. This absolutely has a lovecraft feel to it.

I really wasn't expecting this. WELL DONE!

Haha the meme is finally true! "i'm A oceanographer" So close yet so far.

Being an Oceanographer is a thing, learn something new everyday

@matbroomfield

3 жыл бұрын

Ummm, yeah, for decades.

@pdawfpodcast3105

3 жыл бұрын

Man have you been living under a rock

@vitodunston7996

3 жыл бұрын

🤦🏾‍♂️

Hopefully Cthulhu shows up. He’s gotta be out there somewhere in the South Pacific.

@ItzNotCiscoTTV-ApexLegends

3 жыл бұрын

Y’all say hopefully as if he isn’t a god from the underworld who would kill us 😭

@iamafuckingfailure

2 жыл бұрын

@@ItzNotCiscoTTV-ApexLegends ayo, who knows, maybe hes actually a chill guy? Maybe he will help protect us from that thing

Holy Abyss Batman! Your thumbnail alone gives me shivers. Better sit down for this one.

The 🌊 oceans 🌊 on earth are terrifying , but yet so mysterious and mostly unexplained of its secrets..

I'll stay in my forest far away from the sea

@SomeGuyCalledNick

3 жыл бұрын

Good idea man, and NEVER go near Florida either

@cearal-EAT-cearal7647

3 жыл бұрын

Slenderman

@DarksteelHeart

3 жыл бұрын

Watch out for Cannibals and Mutants... and be careful in the caves.

@cearal-EAT-cearal7647

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarksteelHeart I don't mind

@cearal-EAT-cearal7647

3 жыл бұрын

@@JimmyPizzaDelivery I wouldn'd mind if I did or didn't. I just love the excitement of the story🙂😉

Good timing. Thanks Creeps

Needs a part 2. Thank you

I absolutely love the story here it's so amazing it even eased my anxiety somehow

This honestly felt like eldritch of the ocean horror light instead if ocean horror.

@azazelt5365

3 жыл бұрын

Who cares.

@iamafuckingfailure

2 жыл бұрын

To be honest, it seems like the same thing

Really good details and character development. I enjoyed the layout of the facility and the poop jokes. I do wonder how much visible surface light you’d actually get at 200’ though between day and night. All in all I’d say it started a little slow, but you had me once it started going right up until the last point where you rushed it. How exactly did they clear the moon pool? They had 3 men in front, water pressure flowing against exiting, and a man giving chase. Then you threw in that these guys supposedly turned into fish zombies and sunk the rescue ship in the few minutes they were away checking the other chamber?? But then these new zombie fish people were unable to puncture or flip a rubber dingy? That needs work. Although it works for the story and you did include the bends your two surviving characters could not have ascended to the surface alive or talking. Impossible. They were down at depth for days. To ascend from 200 feet holding on to a dingy, IF their lungs hadn’t exploded, their eardrums would have, and the nitrogen and bubbles in their joints and tissues would’ve made swimming and climbing onto a dingy virtually impossible.

Thanks for another scary ocean story 💙

My favorite stories....ocean scary,creepy stories. Thank you.

That thumbnail giving me SubNautica vibes

Found this channel a bit randomly. This was nice to listen to while playing Subnautica :D

Darn,I was just going with the fam to the bottom of the ocean,I guess I won't now that you've warned me,lol

"Don't worry. It's a one way trip ..." Bruh... it's what?? 🚨

I love the ocean stories, I can't swim so all of them are just horrifying

It is awesome to be an oceanographer to learn about marine animals& sea creatures

your ocean horror stories are really something to look forward too

I love this one because I am currently in school to become an oceanographer. So it just hits different.

I LOVE THE HORROR STORIES ABOUT THE OCEAN AND ALIENS BC WHAT IF THEY'RE *TRUE*

@hennycirno

3 жыл бұрын

Dio you spent 100 years under the water, of course it scares you

@KOONKIDDO

3 жыл бұрын

@@hennycirno *who are you to accuse me*

@prinkpbj8027

3 жыл бұрын

@@hennycirno you missed an opportunity SO badly buddy, but I will do it for you!

@prinkpbj8027

3 жыл бұрын

@@KOONKIDDO IT WAS I DIO!!!

This story was pretty DEEP...

Boy I guess being a scientist doesn’t mean ur actually smart!!

@wonderingweirdo7476

3 жыл бұрын

*you're

@paigedevine5796

3 жыл бұрын

@@wonderingweirdo7476 hahaha haha

This was an amazing story.

Pole twist: It was all a sick joke by the research team. Javier was the pet name the team gave to the squid that was stealing their poop each day. Javier sometime reaches into the station to grab the new-rearcher's legs. After the attack the senior researchers would explain the situation and they would all get a good laugh out of it.

Ive been looking for this for so long

Really enjoyed the story. Love a good underwater yarn... But as a diver hearing divers that are apparently working at the 200ft mark (and thus exceptionally experienced) say 'make sure you're full on oxygen' and 'oxygen meter' snaps you right out of the immersion. Other than that bit of picky language use, fantastic narration and fun little horror story.

more ocean creepy pastas PLEASE

This creepy pasta reminds me a mix of the thing, alien, and underwater all in one

Thank youuuu, much love

Hey this subnautica update is gonna be cool

I love stories about the ocean!!!

Holy crap...so good.

Easily my new favorite pasta 🐠🐠

We need more deep sea horror they are the BEST!!!😍😍😍😍😍

This story encompasses several deep fears of mine. Pun intended. 😉

@edanthue5174

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you can that it just scratches the surface

Didn't expect more than a throwaway line about taking shits in the sea, is that going to be a major plot point or something? Or does the author want to poop in the ocean? What an odd detail to focus on. "Yeah, just go swim in the poop dome" bruh, you ain't got a bucket or anything? This really the most efficient system?

@principalmcvicker6530

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

Such cool stories about water/ocean areas!!!! 😁🤙

Y'all heard of the bloop, or the ominous shadow that a deep sea observation rc camera caught Welp I'm certain that there's things unseen

That outhouse has to break some sort of osha code.

Ocean monster horrors! Let's Go!!

As someone who lived in Rostock for years, calling it "medium sized" is adorable lol. It's the biggest town in its federal state, sure, but still smaller than your average small town in more populated areas.

"Byakugan" _6 seconds later: " yeah, lets get the F out of here.."

Hey Creeps! I've been listening to you for YEARS now. Haven't listened to you in a while but decided to listen again today. If I could offer a small bit of advice for your incredible readings, I would suggest maybe narrating slightly slower and pacing yourself a bit more? This video felt a little bit rushed to me and I feel like it would've set the mood a lot better if it was taken a little slower and had a bit more space between each sentence. Love your work mate! Your #1 fan from Australia, Mitch

... I know this brings out some fears of the ocean, but all I can think about is going on a cruise after I get my shoulder surgery / recover. I am gonna destroy that seafood bar in Sigmar's name.

The titles get longer every day..

@rerorero233

3 жыл бұрын

Right? It's like he's trying to beat fallout boy at making the longest one

@Never_heart

3 жыл бұрын

The only titles longer than light novels are creepy pastas

@TheSkittleKing

3 жыл бұрын

Yes but with long times come long videos and we like those

“How can you be scared of the sea” And also this is my first video im watching from this channel

Crap! What happens next? Great story.

@RookieGlasses

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's self explanatory, they don't make it out alive.

Who wouldn’t want to poop 💩 in the moon pool?

@iamafuckingfailure

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone with a molecule of common sense