Sleeping is definitely under rated.

@davidh5429

Ай бұрын

Best vacations ever

@Pine_Gap_Island

Ай бұрын

We are the only species that deprives ourselves of sleep. So I have been told.

@BetterDeadThanRed_Reject1984

Ай бұрын

When you're still a child !

@Pentti_Hilkuri

Ай бұрын

I wish I could sleep as much as I intend, not happening since I've got older.

@jdelaney9325

Ай бұрын

@@Pentti_HilkuriTrue…

I'm a lot like Kermit. Always forget a person's name after being introduced.

@SpikeTheNeuropsych

Ай бұрын

It’s from the same part of the brain that doesn’t know what time it is after you just looked at the time.

@Thisisnolongerajoke

Ай бұрын

Who dat.?

@W_H_K

Ай бұрын

It’s because I’m not interested in meeting people.

"fuck your freedom" Arnold Schwarzenegger

@jakeh6858

Ай бұрын

Sounds awfully similar to another Austian "leader" I learned about...

@W_H_K

Ай бұрын

@@jakeh6858 You learned lies.

Nothing is built! Nothing is back!! Nothing is better!!! 🔥 FJB🔥 TRUMP 2024 MAGA🇺🇸👍🏻🇺🇸👍🏻

@talkntrash

Ай бұрын

They've built crappy monuments. The cartel and terrorists are back. Life is better for those who have betrayed our country. Let's go Brandon, I agree. - sleepy in chief

@Hyuin휴인

Ай бұрын

TRUMP IS NOT MY PRESIDENT TRUMP NEVER WILL BE PRESIDENT I WILL NEVER LIVE UNDER TRUMP PRESIDENCY

@blakebortles6098

Ай бұрын

orange puppet g0000000000000000000

@W_H_K

Ай бұрын

All puppets, every single one of them. Wake up!

@musterionsurly

Ай бұрын

it's good cop bad cop, biden was the bad cop trump is the good cop, but he's a cop.

My problem is I'll hear someone's name and it goes through all the other stuff I have to remember... ...then I'll forget their name.

0:06 I grew up in a time and place where visitors be damned, beatings didn't stop...

@jakekgfn

Ай бұрын

Right sometimes they’d even get hit themselves for being an accomplice lol

@roccodirico9737

Ай бұрын

I'm well acquainted with Sammy and Sally Spoon!

@jakekgfn

Ай бұрын

@@roccodirico9737 I’m pretty close with Chancla-Chan

@roccodirico9737

Ай бұрын

@@jakekgfn I hear you. LOL

That vegan one is funny! Those arms.

@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895

Ай бұрын

Funny but inaccurate as they cant even get that level of muscle, due to their unhealthy lifestyle

Screw your freedom Arnie

@HeIsTheLORDofHosts

Ай бұрын

🤣remember he apologized. lol

@blakebortles6098

Ай бұрын

@@HeIsTheLORDofHosts remember his father was a nazi , remember wall street funded the nazi party leading up to ww2

@secondchance6603

Ай бұрын

@@HeIsTheLORDofHosts So do criminals when they know they'll get a discount for doing so, absolute manipulation.

@HeIsTheLORDofHosts

Ай бұрын

@@secondchance6603 oh of course. But criminals are actually way more trust worthy than politicians anyway

The vegan one 😂😆

The parrots 🦜 ah man 😂😂😂 belter 👍😂😂😂

The beating/company was hilarious and are you sure that "missing piece" wasn't related to jOebama!!

If sleeping was a sport ,I would make MVP

Hey, I'm on that same diet.

@bleedingfly

Ай бұрын

I used to eat 3 slices but cut it down to 2.

Damn. Kermit understands me!

0:54 - Biden will now be calling a “lid” at 8PM. So that’s past his bedtime

Yeah,me and Kremit both.

@icedriver2207

Ай бұрын

Not sure if you misspelled Kermit on purpose or if you are just trying to be funny. LOL

@brotherlittlefoot2216

Ай бұрын

@@icedriver2207 You're wrong. I misspelled Kremit on purpose bc I was trying to be funny... ;P

@icedriver2207

Ай бұрын

@@brotherlittlefoot2216 I was just curious I found it funny either way.

@n0odles86

Ай бұрын

​@@icedriver2207oh my goodness. Flew over your head twice _and_ you got offended. Bravo. You're like the pokemon who hurts itself in confusion.

@icedriver2207

Ай бұрын

@@n0odles86 I made a comment you made a comment, not even mildly offended. Sounds more likely you couldn't spell and are trying to play it off like you are witty.

That first one got me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's nice to see some nonpolitical memes.

Let me guess.... The cow identifies as a chicken, and the pig identifies as a toaster.

Pizza thing is spot on lol.

That pizza one is the Yogi Berra joke…

Great ones TYVM

These were pretty good

0:43 He also might want to make sure the _airport_ doesn't steal it. 😆 0:53 Plot twist: 1) It's the parents telling the kid who's just turned 8. 2) It's the mom telling the dad when to go and not come back on the kid's 8th birthday.

@20 seconds I love the one - How to have fun as an adult! Thanks

:38 That takes me back 40 years. I played golf in Sr. High and after 1 year had +17 handicap. Anyway, I played single alot which lead me to be paired up, which is fine but unfortunately after we introduced ourselves. For the next 1 to 18 holes I'd do my best to remember their name😅. Omg how ridiculous of me.

If want to remember someone's name, I write it down with some brief details like where we met and some characteristics about the person. It really helps.

Realest channel on youtube

This was great! 👈🤣

FaceTime meme pic was cute.

The pizza!

0:07 😂😂😂😂

Thank you

More memes, please.

The name one is relatable so you'll wait for someone else to say there name. 😂

@Nmdixon-cu7vm

Ай бұрын

That is definitely me. Lol. I’ve always been bad at names.

@SoulFaeWorld

Ай бұрын

@@Nmdixon-cu7vm same

@williammkydde

Ай бұрын

There is a technique: when they say their name, you repeat it aloud right away. E.g. Her: I'm Jane - You: Great to meet you, JANE. I apply it regularly ................... And I still forget it the moment I turn away.

@SoulFaeWorld

Ай бұрын

@@williammkydde lol

@popjaw1andOnly

Ай бұрын

Or... You could simply apologize for forgetting it, and ask them to remind you. Crazy concept, I know.

Yogi Berra came up with that pizza saying. Read about him if you don't already know - he made dozens of similar comments. They're called Berra-isms.

Exactly like Kermit…so I stopped asking 🤷‍♂️ (I didnt really care anyway 😂)

Dillon you ate my salad you him her of a them they

I’M TRAUMATIZED!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Running out of fresh memes, are we?

😂😂😂😂

the only thing worse than these memes is this music

I feel like that Kermit one is singling me out... I don't get the FaceTime one. Could someone please explain that?

@williammkydde

Ай бұрын

Me neither. I don't have a smartphone. So, I guess, I'll just pass on this one.

Slow day? These were all memes from basic YTers

The ol' "if you don't eat animals you're weak" nonsense...not funny.

@mehallica666

Ай бұрын

Actually, it's hilarious!

@blakebortles6098

Ай бұрын

i love pigs feet , bulls testicles and fired beaver tails

@DanielWilson-k2d

Ай бұрын

@@mehallica666 sure, just not true.

@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895

Ай бұрын

@@DanielWilson-k2dit is actually completely true. Continue to seethe, and degrade

The government wants you to sleep, permanently.