"I don't feel like I'm in the right paygrade to drink this." That's how I feel when I walk into a publix.

@synder_sync7834

2 жыл бұрын

I work at Publix it’s good to see someone else mention it on the internet

@ilenaquinn102

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@Paraphyllo

2 жыл бұрын

@@synder_sync7834 I do inventories for Publix from time to time. I feel like I don't belong when the soccer mom walks onto the aisle and stares.

@dixonyurras7274

2 жыл бұрын

@@Paraphyllo she trying to cop a full on grip of your shaft

@thatprogrammerjack747

2 жыл бұрын

Same, except I work at Publix lmao

"Why do all good fruits have seeds?" Because they're fruits, Ryan

@ZayTheBoi

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@blzbfallenangel

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@shadelightss

2 жыл бұрын

What is a pineapple and why is it called pineapple in english

@an8thdimensionalbeing142

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadelightss pineapple are accessory fruits, meaning they act more as a collection of many smaller fruits. pineapples primarily spread through budding, with the fruits being more or less flowers to allow for the future plant to grow after the older one dies off. the pineapple you eat is actually more akin to what a potato is. its just a storage of energy for a future plant. pineapple gets its name from when the americas were first being explored by the spanish and english, at the time the term apple was used to describe any fruit that wasnt clearly a berry, so when explorers discovered the pineapple they thought it looked similar to a pinecone, so seeing as it wasnt a berry, it was referred to as a pine-apple.

@shadelightss

2 жыл бұрын

@@an8thdimensionalbeing142 thank you so much 😁

I like how in the beginning when he is tossing the apricot in the air, he drops it on the floor and just plays it off like it's nothing.

@shadowfox11911

11 ай бұрын

I didn't even notice he was so chill about it

He's literally discovering flavors. Bless

"This jar could sell for thousands!!!!" "9/10" 🤨🤨🤨

@Jeremy_CG

Жыл бұрын

Dude got high standards

@playboithecreator

Жыл бұрын

If he simply called every drink he enjoyed a 10/10, it wouldn’t be special. So when he eventually does call a drink a 10/10, you’ll know it’s actually a 10/10.

@walterwallman3566

Жыл бұрын

​@@playboithecreator exactly. It's like some good kebab, it might be the best tasting kebab you've ever had but it's just missing something. I am very hungry

I love how he has no reaction to not catching the apricot lol. Like maybe nobody will notice haha

@Pillow_US

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice until i saw this lmao

@Arrieon

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice😭... dammit it worked🤣💀

@lisha3595

2 жыл бұрын

He was right, even I didnt notice lmfaoo

@_lazy-artist_668

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t notice until I seen this comment he’s a genius lol

@Game_Hunter47

2 жыл бұрын

And you just hear the faint splat of it XD

I love how he just casually drop it while he was talking😂

That, my good sir, is called Apricot Brandy. 😂

“Some of the apricots went brown.” *Brown fruits* *in brandy*

@XXveny

2 жыл бұрын

I am leaving shit in a vodka for a week...

@karenmegamind3859

2 жыл бұрын

@@XXveny or... Until Amber heard takes her shit out of the jar

@The_Blue_Ender

2 жыл бұрын

@@XXveny OR until something interesting happens!

@xornedge8204

2 жыл бұрын

@@The_Blue_Ender SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENED!

@ClashMaster2022

2 жыл бұрын

@@xornedge8204 It’s time for a SHOT!

“Im leaving 5 kids in my basement for a week or until something interesting happens!”

@aryehhaller

2 жыл бұрын

This comment section got dark real quick….

@phillipg9345

2 жыл бұрын

That won't take long. Kids are like marines, my kids are anyway, put them in an empty room and they'll break something

@jako6565

2 жыл бұрын

"bon appetit"

@realcade

2 жыл бұрын

@@jako6565 🤣🤣🤣

@sherrodhawkins9753

2 жыл бұрын

He forgot to fill the basement with vodka

Ngl hearing the background music and just him speaking and enjoying himself is quite enjoyable

I just realized I’ve never had an apricot in my life.

@JoeBlow-ub1us

Жыл бұрын

you're missing out, very good dried and delicious fresh. quite unique. you should definitely grab em next time you're in the grocery store.

@mushroom2006

Жыл бұрын

@@JoeBlow-ub1us bet

Try Durian in a jar for a week till something interesting happens.

@Oppressore

2 жыл бұрын

Man you're the villainest villain of all the time 😁

@conq1273

2 жыл бұрын

You want the room to smell?

@Exesteils

2 жыл бұрын

Make it in 90% abv Vodka

@angelcruz4870

2 жыл бұрын

bruh *imagine the smell* but yeah durian tastes really good it's like natural ice cream

@Mobacko

2 жыл бұрын

Or till something stinkteresting happens

"And when I'm feeling broke, E&J by my side. Henny like 40 dollas. THIS SHIT LIKE TWENTY FIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiIIIIVE"

@megamillz390

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Jammalgrimes1986

Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@Nobdy1

Жыл бұрын

LITERALLY SANG IT AS I SAW IT 😭😭

@invisible.spectra5809

Жыл бұрын

I saw the e&j label and started singin, I’m glad im not the only one 😂

"I'll eat the whole thing!" *Eats the whole thing Me: "Wow he ate the whole thing!"

@stinkbug6909

11 ай бұрын

1 year on after reading all the comments yours made me laugh the most.

@stinkbug6909

11 ай бұрын

Laugh*

This fellah just like his spirits, and finds very entertaining and distracting ways to enjoy them constantly with no judgement. Respect to that.

"Why all the good fruits have seeds?" BECAUSE GOOD THINGS HAVE A SEQUEL And just because this comment has atleast some like, I'm gonna ask once more. Ryan, make a Golden Root in Vodka vid. I wanna see your face after that one. 90 percent or Smirnoff, doesn't matter.

@Blockhaj

2 жыл бұрын

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

@erikasolnc

2 жыл бұрын

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

@justinwatson6932

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@bigoldpp9542

2 жыл бұрын

Yes do it do it do it do it do it do it do it

@littlenitmblackwell2281

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t the world war have a sequel

“Why do all the good fruits have seeds?” The alcohol is starting to get to his head.

@Noobixm

2 жыл бұрын

Because good things must have a sequel.

@dufflesnoof8857

2 жыл бұрын

I think he means pits, but yeah

@blitz7488

2 жыл бұрын

Because they are fruits, ryan

@Chic4g0BuLLsJ

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao that part cracked me up 😆

@jchrizzy6995

Жыл бұрын

@@dufflesnoof8857 the pits are seeds but also lotta fruit has seeds that aren’t pits for sure

Him cutting the apricot like an avocado is SENDING me

Im now going to watch "Electric Apricot" for the first time in what feels like 10 years. "Garcia Tortilla"

My boy got the hood classic “E&J” kudos

@Blueee51

2 жыл бұрын

Is E&J brandy good? I do think (or remember) having brandy before tbh. I mostly stick to vodka and whiskey lol.

@HighiamDave

2 жыл бұрын

@@Blueee51 try E&J Apple with pineapple juice and thank me later

@xdonjonx9438

2 жыл бұрын

I seen that lol

@foosmonkey

2 жыл бұрын

@@Blueee51 it's pretty decent. Gotta get the VSOP though.

@danielparker1472

2 жыл бұрын

That errken jerkens. Me and my homeboys drank many 1.75s back in the day

“Bone apple teeth” gets me every time

@THEbarrfam

Жыл бұрын

I don't like how he says bone apple teeth it's kinda annoying

I feel like everyone’s grandma calls these A-pricots

"This jar can sell for thousands" Take note of this

It's the unfazed dropping of the fruit at the beginning for me.

@justinwatson6932

2 жыл бұрын

That had me in stitches

I loved his switch in clothing, he looked like a cool anime character that’s always the helpful friend.

That drop 😂🤌🏼

"Its time for a shot😠" "Daj boze🙂"

@steve-nn9rs

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@LaDaviDaDuda

2 жыл бұрын

And I've been wondering this whole time what english phrase was it...

@son5236

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaDaviDaDuda да я тоже, я не давно узнал

@dasja9966

2 жыл бұрын

@@steve-nn9rs cheers!

The good fruits do have seeds Ryan, yes they do. so that you know there is a limit and nothing is a endless good experience .

@angelcruz4870

2 жыл бұрын

well, fruits that have seeds just makes it easier for you to replant them so you have more of that fruit

@spis_dritt

2 жыл бұрын

For example pomegranate

@Omen224

2 жыл бұрын

Or, so there's a sequel

brandy is just very nice with fruit in general tbh

There are so many parts of this video that made me smile, down to the bench at the end as he was speaking lol

The good fruits do have seeds Ryan, yes they do.

@LilpipeProdz

2 жыл бұрын

I read you comment as he said that

Meanwhile in Moravia: Meruňkovica!

@Eltipoquevisteayer

2 жыл бұрын

Romania or Moldova?

@siebensunden

2 жыл бұрын

@@Eltipoquevisteayer Moravia is a region in the eastern part of the Czech Republic.

Love how he just subtly dropped the apricot in the beginning 😂 You're the best Doka Ryan and you always make my day 👍

he has the most out of the pocket ideas and thats is y i love to watch him

I'm disappointed in myself for not catching the "Why do all good fruits have seeds?"😂

"Why all the good fruits have seeds??? 🤨🤠"

I love how he dropped it and you can hear the small thud on the grown. That had me dead ! 🤣🤣🤣

No one: Ryan: casually drops an apricot

Finally lol . U slice the fruits 😂😂😂 after so long. I thought u would never

Dude man has to try something with Garlic 🤙

@dand4139

2 жыл бұрын

He hasn’t infused anything with garlic but he did infuse a mega hot piece of gum with some spicy, garlic infused booze so that kind of counts for something

I can never tell if this man absolutely loves it or wants to delete it and the jar out of existence

“Why all the good fruits have seeds?” That hit different 🫡

Wow E&J! We used to drink that before we were of age back in the day. 90's... Took me back. And that olive hat is superb

An while we wait we hydrate

It's the perfect combo. Apricots in fermented apricots. I love it. I've now done it. Thank you for the inspiration

These videos are legit always mad hectic 😂

Girls named Brandy: "no you're not

“I’m leaving apricots in brandy for a week” The kid named brandy:👁👄👁

The spin on it man it is so clean

After his opening line I was half expecting a girl to walk onscreen and say hi I’m brandy 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I left the children in vodka for 8 years or, until something interesting happens

FRESH carolina reapers in vodka for a week, DO IT!

@danielleking262

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he already did Carolina Reaper? lol

@wesmcfadden9860

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielleking262 he did dried up ghost peppers

never knew Apricot the Vtuber would make a cameo

This one actually sounds good.

Lets all apreaciate him trying all this grose stuff

@awkwardsilence3951

2 жыл бұрын

gross

I like how he always finds a creative way to mix something with alcohol

I love how he dropped the apricot and kept going

YOU CANNOT JUST IGNORE THAT DROP AT THE BEGINNING

Love how he completely drops it and just pretends it didn't happen

I love how he just casually pretends he didn’t drop it

Is no one going to talk about how smoothly he played off dropping the apricot in the beginning

"why do all the good fruits have seeds" So we can get more of them, real nice of those fruits id say

Apricots and brandy go together perfectly given what I know of both. I swear someone makes it already.

I love how he made it look so smooth that he dropped the apricot 😂

I love that he so casually did not catch that

I like how he gives his true opinion instead of calling everything nasty or good

The voice crack though in the bon apple teeth

I love how he played it off like he didn’t drop the apricot 😂

Because of the movie Jaws when Clint said all of the supplies that he would need to go out and get Jaws he said one case of apricot brandy. Well as it turns out John is one of my favorite movies of all time and as soon as I turn 21 I started making apricot brandy myself and OH MY GWAD IS IT OUT OF THIS WORLD DELICIOUS!!!! My favorite store-bought Brandy is kind of cheap but it is amazing. It is Hiram walkers apricot flavored Brandy. Most of the others literally taste like you just took a single apricot cut it up and soaked it and rubbing alcohol for a month or two. The top shelf stuff is amazing but who honestly wants to spend $45 on the bottle of liquor and they can spend less than eight and get a bottle of liquor that's equally if not better. Remember Hiram Walker apricot brandy. You will NOT be disappointed.....😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

a shirt that would say “well it’s been a week” with dude’s face on it will make my day💯

Great combo!

I love the fact that he was tossing it so he could look cool and he dropped it and he just gave up and didn't even acknowledge it 😂🤣😂

It’s really the catchy background music that makes these videos allll the more better!

Dude your vids are so great. I’m glad you’ve found success

The color is so pretty

Me whenever I see him do one of these with fruit: "ooooo he is gonna like this one. Yay." He always looks so happy at the end of the fruit ones....

Why did I enjoy watching him eat an apricot so much

That sounds super yummy!

I love e&j personally so this combo was the one for me

I love how he played of dropping it in the beginning

Apricots or peaches in brandy are awesome. Try quartered lemons in vodka.

“Why do all the best fruits have seeds” Every fruit: has seeds

I feel like he'd be that one guy at the food market selling drinks in the same hat he wears in his videos "GET YA GIN HERE GET YA FRESH GIN HERE ALL NEW FLAVOR AND FRUITS TO ADD TO IT!"

The way he played off dropping that lol

Apricot infused brandy sounds amazing 😍

Love his content!

That "errk nd jerk" hit different 😂. E&J if anyone was confused

Every video the man is hitting that "LET IT RIP" Beyblade type move 💀💀💀💀

Apricot Brandy, that's the best one yet.

This guys channel is addictive!

"The Apricot Shot" change my mind.

I thought he said “I’m leaving apricots in granny for a week” and I was SHOOK😂😂

That looks and sounds amazing 😻

The talk after eating it was 😂😂♥

I’m making this right now! I can’t wait for next week!!!!

It's funny the way he just gives up when he drops something

“I don’t feel like I’m in the right pay grade to drink this” *BURPS

i once got so drunk on a pint of apricot brandy (1952) and we’ll i can’t remember what happened.

I gave it a like as soon as I saw that flawless slapp of the capp bro