I Knew You Were Muggle (Taylor Swift Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week
This might be the spiciest song Jeffrey has ever sang about Harry Potter! Instead of Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" it's Young Jeffrey's "I Knew You Were Muggle"
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Lyrics:
Once upon a time, I went to Wizard School,
Where Houses were assigned, and scarves are really cool,
You saw me, In Herbology, With Dobby-y-y-y
There’s candles in the air, and romance in the halls
Now Myrtles not alone, while moaning in the stalls
We're snogging, and snogging, Glasses Foggi-i-ing
You’re a Huffle Puff, that’s OK with me,
Til I realized, your blood was Unclean...
'Cause I knew you were Muggle when you walked in
And you couldn’t case no spells
But then you brewed a Love Potion,
Now I'm Stage 5 house-elf!
Malfoy says mixed lovin’ is forbidden
But I can’t control my wand,
Made magic with a non-magician,
Shouting "Lumos", cause you turn me on!
Woah! Ooh!
Struggles, Dating, Muggles!
Woah! Ooh!
Muggle Cuddles, Snuggles!
Slitherin my dorm, so we Horcrux & Chill,
I'm full Petrificus, and I didn’t need the pill
I’m Growling, and Howling, JK Rowli-i-i-ing
Nagini's gonna snake, and Snape is gonna Sneer
But we're just gonna snog, while drunk on Butter Beer
You charm me, disarm me, Expeliarm’ed Me-e-e-e!
You’re the "No-Maj" for me, and i know that’s it true.
My Patronus Charm, was shaped like you! Oh!
I knew you were muggle when you walked in
Felt it in my lightning scar
Still chased you around, like a Golden Snitch,
You Accio'ed my heart, Oh,
I knew there'd be trouble muggle lovin….
So we'd meet up off School Grounds,
Gave you a ride on my broomstick
In the Forrest behind Hagrid’s house!
Woah! Ooh!
Secret Muggle Couple
Whoa! Ooh!
Wizard Tinder's Awful!
And if Dumbledore,
Came limpin' in,
Trying to wand-block me
Just Know... I’d Avada Kedavra him!
For You!
I knew you were Muggle when you walked in
And on those moving stairs, we felt
Like Dementors, face sucking,
Til we get expelled, Oh,
Luna Lovegood’s, no good at lovin’ this,
cuz our magic's, cancelled out
I crave your plain, human simpleness
Booty call you, with a Late Night Owl!
HOO! HOO!
Struggles Dating Muggles!
Whoa! Ooh!
Muggles, Double Trouble!
Human girl, you're my one & only witch!
Muggle, Nuzzle, Gruzzle
Living paintings stare at us while we kiss
Muggle, Muggle, Muggle
Пікірлер: 180
I lost count how many times I've replayed this. 🤣🤣 Song is an absolute banger.
@Stewpkiddable
7 ай бұрын
this and trump singing summertime sadness are burned onto my soul. idk why it just hits RIGHT.
this is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen, and he's also quite good at singing which makes it just that much better!
@rileybusse9351
Жыл бұрын
This needs a Pandora,Spotify,groove music, Apple Music,release date Plz.
This had no right being as good as it was, and it kept getting better and better. Bravo!!
@Mxsstaken
2 ай бұрын
Come back and watch it again
Went down a rabbit hole of "Song of the Week", and this one is still my favorite
I'm now convinced that that's how wizard songs would sound like
“Naginis gonna snake” and “I shouted lumos cause you turn me on” best lines ever!
This should definitely be on Spotify, I would listen to this constantly
This has got to be the best song I’ve ever heard in my 27 years alive, what an absolute laugh that was, I’m here hug AF and see this, it’s made me almost die of laughter 😂, absolutely brilliant mate looking forward to hearing more
This deserves at least a million views.
Heard this on the radio but missed the beginning. Even better hearing it again. Well freaking done.
@Mxsstaken
2 ай бұрын
Come back and watch it again good sir
Makes me grin every time. Your cheering charm is N.E.W.T. level.
Excellent Rendition! Your Creativity is only exceeded by your Good Looks, Jeffrey!
This is really good, man. 😂 I really wanna see Taylor’s reaction on this like she did on the goat video. 😂
Learning every single word to this and will always sing it over the original
This needs to be on Pandora too. Hilarious, and I can't get it out of my head. Behind Hagrids house had me on the floor.
@camhuttonc1tiz3n-c63
Жыл бұрын
Copy that, that’s the point I chocked on my drink 😂😂
So a "Muggle" was at Hogwarts? Ultimate *Foreign Exchange Student* Moment! Lucky, Them...
@sprague18
Жыл бұрын
Literally my thought but im like is that nerdy as fuck? Because that would be a mudblood. Or of they didn't know spells thats a squib lol
@monikasecurum431
Жыл бұрын
It would make more sense to say muggle born 😂
@HeroOfHeros
Жыл бұрын
@@sprague18yo you can't say mudblood that's LITERALLY racist
@brandonmittlestedter7085
8 ай бұрын
Hermione was a muggle, neither of her parents were magicfolk
@txolycomedes1686
8 ай бұрын
@@brandonmittlestedter7085a muggle is a nonmagical person born of muggles. A squib is a muggle born of at least one magical parent. Mud blood is a magical person born of muggle parents
Never watched a single minute of any Harry Potter so I don’t get any of these references but great song again dude….with how much Jose laughed I might just have to watch this saga.
@123toytoy1243
Жыл бұрын
You are missing out. Go watch that franchise and fantastic beasts
@abhirahulcena
Жыл бұрын
Don't be a muggle all your life. Do go watch it and live a magical life 😍
@Sausage-Biscuits
3 ай бұрын
How old are you?
@lisazelko3353
3 ай бұрын
@@Sausage-Biscuits 46, why does that matter?
@Sausage-Biscuits
3 ай бұрын
@@lisazelko3353 just out of curiosity. For instance I'm 35 and I don't know anybody my age or younger that hasn't seen Harry Potter but I don't believe my parents have watched it. I'm just curious if the story resonates more with certain generations. I understand that it has a lot to do with what age we were when the movie came out but the parents of young children would have seen it because they themselves took the children to see it. Sorry if I'm prying Im just an inquisitive person.
Can you do more? There are so many Harry Potter themed movies, books and memorabilia but no music. The wizarding world deserves an album. You would make so much money that you would need to keep it at Gringotts Wizarding Bank
How does this not have millions of views?!? I mean, wtf! It's brilliant lmao
OMGGGG PLS PUT THIS ON SPOTIFY!!!!!!!!
I'll booty call you with a late night owl 😂
I don't know why this only has 20k views. This is Weird Al level!
@jareddouthett2908
Жыл бұрын
All of his songs are insane.. like how is someone this creative?? He does it every week too! He is the new Weird Al!
@liamswe0075
9 ай бұрын
@@jareddouthett2908they are huge on tik tok million of views
This was so well written.
The boy who loved muggle, has come to die.
Best parody yet!!!
Okay but why is this actually better than the og...
We need this on Spotify
One of the best paradies I ever heard
Man put his whole wiz-ussy into this
I'm Neither a Swiftie nor a Harry Potter Fan but Still love this, that's how good this is.
Song starts at 1:05
Is this on Spotify? I love it.
@KyleeHubbard-io5jm
20 күн бұрын
No sadly 😢
I saw this on snap chat now I'm obsessed with this song
This deserves at least 1 million views!
Ever get a hold This needs a Pandora, Apple music, KZread, music and all of that release it’s so good
I want this as my ringtone
OMG I knew this sounded so familiar i hear these guys every morning on the radio where i live lol
😂😂😂 Booty call with late night owl!! 😂😅
That was great, do more songs
This song is addictive
So in love with this!!!
I heard this on the radio so I had to watch it on KZread
Can't listen to the song without hearing this... I LOVE IT😂😂
This gets better every time I hear it
need this on Spotify pleaseeee 😂🎉
actually goated so relatable!!
Literally my new favorite song lol 😂
I saw this on TikTok last night. That means. I watched it no long after it came out
Ok but the patronus line is absolutely adorable ☺️
I know I'm late to the party, but PLEASE! We need that on spotify.
Such a vibe
Nice updated lyrics. Well done.
Best in every possible way ❤❤
I love listening to this, it's awesome.
That was amazing!
I had guessed Muggle Lover (Mother Lover by Lonely Island) initially hearing you talking on the radio about it before announcing the song name 😂
Made my day! That' hilarious 😂
Thank god someone recorded this
Alexis like I'll just laugh along😂😂 loved this one Jeffrey
I hate how much I love this.
“…my patronus charm, was shaped like you” 🥹🫶🏼
UNDERRATEDDDDDDDD 10000%
I need the lyric video and i need this on Spotify plssssss
Listen I know u have this great radio show but u really need to get into the music industry as well.... so much talent
Im a swiftie and a potterhead and I LOVE THIS
im glad to know that im going to be responsible for why the view count begins to just sky rocket. as i will be showing all of my friends this song and "this is why your my mommy" its about to become a well known hit!
this is an absolute fuckin banger!
Why is it not on spotify yet????
SPOTIFY NOW PLEASSSE
I NEED THIS ON APPLE MUSIC 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏽
Yes we need this song lol loved it
Need this in Apple Music!!
Im deadddd the lyrics are incredibleeeee
I need this as my ringtone!!
This was absolutely amazing
The song starts at 1:05
Came across this on TikTok and came to look it up and listen to it more
@samantha3259
Жыл бұрын
Same, my partner loves it 🤣😆
Need to put on Spotify 😂
@Vader-zr8qy
3 ай бұрын
I agree
Man this is solid gold I'm dead 💀💀💀😂😂😂
My matt played this for me he played this for me when he told me he liked me everytime i listein to it i blush and laugh so he loved to tease me this is so me and matt lmao😂❤
I actually really love this
Spotify please
I like how you've approve on your previous lyrics. applause for you.
This made me so happy!
This is honestly soo amazing lol
Put this on Spotify
This needs a music video 😂
Can I find this song properly recorded somewhere?
Ayo was it just me or was that straight up fn fire 🔥
That was fucking great!!!
Ok but like why is this not on Apple Music!!!
If your muggle I don’t want it you peasant 😂💯❤️
just amazing keep up the good work you muggle lover haha
ok for real... why isn't this on spotify yet??
Hufflepuff AND Muggle? The Slytherin ✨nightmare✨
This is amazing
Fun fact muggle is a reference to marijuana and more so describing the use by humans. Muggles = pothead
Perfection
Omg my favorite so far!!!! ❤💯
Will this be on Spotify?! 😂😂