"So he DID kill his whole family?" "Well......only once."

@gabrieldecock5050

3 жыл бұрын

How does this not have ANY replies?

@lethalsandwhich

3 жыл бұрын

Id be more worried if he did it twice.... or three times

@skynyrdjesus

3 жыл бұрын

The volume family murderers get all the flashy records, but there's something to be said for that kind of efficiency

Charisma 7 and charisma 5 have a conversation... let’s see how that goes!

@feyefall4855

5 жыл бұрын

As a wise man once said, "Charm, pure charm".

@Alexander-vg5qf

5 жыл бұрын

@@feyefall4855 as a VERY OLD wise man said*

@aisekrem3216

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander999901 Well, it's his character, not himself :)

@shawnhowe7311

4 жыл бұрын

Just add alcohol

@sophiawellman2515

3 жыл бұрын

i love how you think that's bad charisma. the highest in my group is 2 lmao

This was the most adorable conversation about alcoholism, property invasion, torture, genital electrocution, familicide, and murder by bridge tossing

@eastredacted6783

5 жыл бұрын

i read this before i saw the video and honestly im scared

@radioface4997

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to D&D

@bombomos

4 жыл бұрын

Now would it be phrased as Bridge tossing or tossing under da bridge

@shawnhowe7311

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed Without The Greed

@belltowersubductions5104

4 жыл бұрын

I am quoting this.

Nott: Well Caleb has killed his own family members-- Liam: [kill bill sirens go off]

@cheddary2258

5 жыл бұрын

Ironside

@mistamemewide

4 жыл бұрын

*_Caleb would run, BFG Division playing in the background._*

@I-VisiBomb-I

4 жыл бұрын

straight up opened another tab and tried that along with the video. thank you .

Nott role to bluff. Nott: natural one Yasha role insight Yasha:Natural one

Yasha: “Caleb killed his whole family??” Nott: “It’s a figure of speech.” SMOOOTH

@katie2893

2 жыл бұрын

its utica expression

@aaronrachiele5521

2 ай бұрын

​@@katie2893 funny, I'm from Utica and I've never heard the expression, "I killed my whole family" before.

Ashley and Sam play off each other so well. Pike and Scanlan were the same way, just going back and forth together, Sam going a mile a minute and Ashley just reacting like she heard every third sentence.

@carmenblankespoor1905

4 жыл бұрын

Derek Garrard oh my goodness that is so accurate

@space8065

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about Taryion and Pike that was funny as well too.

@Strattus19

2 жыл бұрын

@@space8065 Pike coaching Taryon was everything

@space8065

2 жыл бұрын

@@Strattus19 It really was🤣

@Memebigboi

Жыл бұрын

looking back at this and seeing C3, Fearne using FCG as a flask

I don't think Liam in a million years would have imagined this being how his deep dark past gets revealed to the rest of the group lmaoooo

@jpobrien2123

5 жыл бұрын

Not the whole group though, just Yasha

@MrCharles7994

5 жыл бұрын

@@jpobrien2123 And now she works for literal demons! So *everyone* knows!

@triccele

3 жыл бұрын

@@jpobrien2123 Liam, not Caleb. Sam told the whole group the dark past of Caleb, so now all the players know, but Nott only told Yasha

@mrsiwtv

3 жыл бұрын

@@triccele all the players have known since ep 18, Liam told them to go ahead and watch the scene afterward (Travis talks about it in the Talks Machina for ep 19). I think most of the one-on-one scenes are not super secret, the players seem to usually watch them after the episode

@triccele

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrsiwtv yeah, I realised that after, when Sam jockingly sings about it on one of the DnD Beyond sponsor thingies. I started watching not that long ago, I haven't even watched the episode this clip is from, I don't know why I thought they wouldn't watch the secret parts afterwards

Sam/Nott: Cadueces wouldnt do that. He's a nice guy. Taliesin: short burst of maniacal laughter.

@lostparagon540

4 жыл бұрын

That got me good 🤣

@OriginalCreatorSama

3 жыл бұрын

This is why i like Tal's characters. And Taliesin. He's so chaotic and it leaks into his characters in ways you don't expect.

@Tesoro1996

3 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine it was actually Caduceus laughing in his sleep. xD

@katerocks82196

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tesoro1996 Yeah, and Nott and Yasha hearing it and going like "What was that?!" but then deciding "Eh, it was probably the wind" and then going right back to talking.

''I wouldn't throw you under the b... *oh god it's dnd there are no busses* ...bbbbbridge?''

@stefan_wsl3398

3 жыл бұрын

Waterdeep does actually have busses, we hijacked one in a dragon heist game I played

@stingerjohnny9951

2 жыл бұрын

@@stefan_wsl3398 Even if they didn’t “throw you under the carriage” works just as well

"I'm learning how to people." Well, put that on a shirt

@Grey_Shard

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i think you just found their next CR T-shirt slogan.

@ttajohnson15

5 жыл бұрын

I'll buy one

@WorgenGrrl

5 жыл бұрын

I would buy that shirt

When the crit fail for persuasion meets the crit fail for insight

@madrocts

5 жыл бұрын

Damn

@AksentNethariaFilm

5 жыл бұрын

this is the best explanation of these two

@mathybrain8

5 жыл бұрын

While I get your point, I have to point out that Yasha's wisdom modifier (-1) is higher than Nott's charisma modifier (-3).

@DozenMarks

5 жыл бұрын

@@mathybrain8 A Nat1 is a Nat1.

@givani08

5 жыл бұрын

Not on skill check :) A nat 1 with a -1 and -3 is only 0 inside and -2 deceptiion

I love how Ashley just kept stringing Sam along and drawing it out to torture him a little. *chef kiss* I think my new favorite Yasha moment is now "I killed my whole family, I'll throw you under a bridge. I'm learning how to people." Gah, I love her.

@huxleyboy722

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe Veth blocking Beau and Yasha's date is Sam's payback for THIS moment. Lol.

Travis looks so taken aback when Sam says his character is mean. Poor Fjord.

@CameronHimlie

5 жыл бұрын

Pjoor Fjord

@Undomaranel

5 жыл бұрын

Well, Fjord did chase her for awhile in nothing but a towel, did that mind charming truth thing with Molly, not flirting right with all the lady types Nott sees for him (including Jester), sailing over water for an arc, having to go under the ocean repeatedly for his deity, not being allowed to cannon whenever she wanted thanks to her captain, and his general gruff masculine proving of himself... Nah. No idea why Nott thinks that about Silent J.

@toatahu2003

4 жыл бұрын

@@Undomaranel To be fair, like 85% of that was Nott's fault... Not that Nott would see it that way...

@Mitochondribruh

4 жыл бұрын

Toa Tahu remember when Fjord wrote off Nott’s extremely valid fear of water and proceeded to make fun of her collections????? That’s why Nott sees Fjord as mean (Also Travis called Nott expendable at one point, and Sam probably got that confused with in-game, resulting in Nott getting angrier with Fjord)

@deffdefying4803

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mitochondribruh Fjord realised that it was a valid fear of water and apologised. Not sure when and not sure how it went but I _am_ sure that it happened.

"Caleb killed his whole family" "He did WHAT?!"

@mistamemewide

4 жыл бұрын

*_HE_* *_WHAT_*

Something about the way Sam says "They're all so shifty" fucking sends me

Liam's expression shift at 3:13 was peak silent panic

Caleb is the real Orphan Maker

@williamaldred335

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think making yourself an Orphan counts

@emilybenton6890

4 жыл бұрын

Oneil Gunn a self made man

@folkuey_artster

4 жыл бұрын

He's self taught

@justtrying3192

3 жыл бұрын

The living embodiment of Orphan Obliterator

I choose to believe that Cad was awake @3:33

One of my favorite parts is when Nott uses it in a sentence the first time and stutters "I, uh, killed my F-.... killed my whole family...."

Killed my whole family, Nott dropped the ball on Caleb. He won't be happy. At least if Liam manages to stop laughing.

@holyheals

5 жыл бұрын

Kazad I just love it because you KNOW Caleb’s going to flip but Liam’s loving it.

@aydanpickett9001

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah in talks they talked the Liam wants everyone to know but Caleb as a character doesn’t

* Cut to the following day, where Nott throws herself off the bridge multiple times *

I love the cuts to the cast's reactions. Travis, Marisha, and Liam dying of laughter and sharing confused looks, then Taliesin is just completely done. And that "Hahahah!" Was great

Funny how it could easily be an hyperbolic intimidation thing, but Sam went for a "Oh well" interjection It becomes way more hilarious, since it is sounds so unnatural

telling the foreign kid wrong sayings as they are learning the culture. that's what Not is doing.

I'm imagining Liam off camera after the show saying in his signature nasally drone, "I've been crafting this dark dramatic storyline around my past and how and when I reveal that information to our party members and you just SHAT ALL OVER IT! YOU SHAT ALL OVER IT SAM!!"

@makaylakraus1897

3 жыл бұрын

Liam is addicted to conflict. He loves this

@xzailax

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly think they talked about it first. Like, Liam wanted everyone to know but didn't know how to bring it up and asked Sam to have Nott do it.

@doomerbloomer6160

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't the group already know? I remember Caleb telling it to beau in the first few dozen episodes, and everyone was present at the table

@ctlraltdestroy

2 жыл бұрын

@@doomerbloomer6160 they weren't. He actually asked them all to leave the table for that.

@alcero1514

2 жыл бұрын

@@doomerbloomer6160 he toldo Beau and everyone else left but he told I think Fjord and Jester about it and at this point (I mean this episode) Yasha and Cad didn't know yet lmao

The build up for that ending, "I killed my whole family, I'll throw you under a bridge", wow that was hilarious.

ashley has so many good one liners. "time is a weird soup", "jazz is chaos"... i love her

I love that Matt’s like “Okay Nott and Yasha on first watch” and Ashely’s face is just “what am I in for?”

That look on Travis's face when Nott said Fjord is mean. Such betrayal.

I was really hoping Yasha would say it to a bunch of Halflings.

@Watchin4story

5 жыл бұрын

RIP

Nott: Caduceus wouldn't do it he's a nice guy. Taliesan: *evil laugh* oh sh- almost gave away my characters true intentions.

The comedic timing of this entire exchange is impeccable

I saw the title and thought it was a huge spoiler and when I actually watched the video and realized what it actually was it made me laugh like 30* harder lol

I miss Ashley so much, she is such a great presence at the table and the game feels just less without her!

@carlotta4th

Жыл бұрын

I love her characters, but she WAS gone like half the time anyway.

why is Starscream trying to decieve us by wearing an Autobot shirt

@josiahklein70

5 жыл бұрын

He's a shifty one, that Starscream...

@zotaninoron3548

5 жыл бұрын

He's more than meets the eye.

@gennarosevero1856

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck, Sam did play starscream, didn’t he?

@camnunes8847

Жыл бұрын

Which Starscream did he play?

@h0lly_blue

Жыл бұрын

@@camnunes8847 the War for/Fall of Cybertron version, he was the Starscream to Fred Tatasciore's Megatron

i just love the look on sam's face when he accidently says that, instantly you see him thinking, what did i just say?! how am i gonna talk my way out of this one?!

Ashley johnson: deserving of that 7 charisma.

watch two sub -2 CHA characters interact like how the sheet says to is magical.

3:14 Definitely a surprised Pikachu face if I ever saw one XD

I want Nott to just adopt Yasha. Also, petition that the phrase “I killed my whole family” is now slang.

You know as much as this was a slip on Sam’s part (most likely) you could easily chalk this up to Nott being strung out and in the throes of withdrawal after cold turkeying for days. Regardless, it’s still hilarious.

"Where are you from?" "Uhh... Upstate New York" "Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase 'I killed my whole family.'"

When Sam tried to play it off like a saying, I was literally laughing out loud.

Props to Nott for managing this while sober.

"Caduceus- he wouldn't do that" The eldrish god taliesin: "HA HA HA HA- op!

holy crap yasha is my favorite "i was trying to do the thing" "I'm learning how to people"

Nott: Jesus Christ! Me: Nott just invented Christianity - Canon.

@DawnofRoxas101

5 жыл бұрын

bleachbleachBLEACHER he’s the nice carpenter kid they met in nicodranas

@shawnw739

4 жыл бұрын

I hear he’s into wedding planning at venues too

@ahrrow4204

4 жыл бұрын

Actually vax has a line (I don't swear but) he says the name then goes "whoever that is"

@Sammie1053

3 жыл бұрын

There's a pretty good actual play podcast called Rude Tales of Magic, one of the cast members slipped up in _episode one_ and said that phrase and one of the other party members responded "who exists in this world, you know!" and now it's a running joke in the series that Roman Catholicism exists in the world of Cordelia (despite Jesus' miracles being far less impressive in a world where healing magic and resurrection spells exist)

@nullpoint3346

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sammie1053 He's just a dude everyone is forced to remember. His name is a memetic curse.

3:32 Taliesin: Whoops, let my dark side slip out a little.

That moment when your biggest secret is revealed on accident

"Do we die?" "Roll a d20."

@katie2893

2 жыл бұрын

Of embarrassment, yes

Omg Caduceus laugh

3:25 I love that Travis looks genuinely hurt here

"Cad wouldn't do that, he's a nice guy" "PFFHAHA-oops"

Nott: Caduceus, he wouldn’t do that, he’s a nice guy Talesin: hAhaHaHAA

Possibly one of the most awkward conversations in the history of human communication. I loved it!

Liam's face there: priceless Liam's face there after getting fully caught up and coming back to it: still priceless

She is an absolutley amazing role player. The two of them made for a fantastically hilarious scene.

3:13. Liams reaction is just priceless.

I would like to point out that Sam says "Do you have that money I owe you" 4:20 and everyone is just too caught up in how funny this whole thing is to notice. Edit: He also keeps saying "over" instead of "under" when referencing the bridge tossing.

A burning dumpster rolling down a hill into a field of dry grass!

3:33 Mwuahahahaha!!!! I truly have fooled them all!

I dont like how taliesin laughed when sam said cad is a nice guy. I mean it does seem off to have him play a good character but we could all hope for it to be true

@jrm48220

5 жыл бұрын

Well, he is a grave cleric who makes tea out of dead people. He also has a bunch of siblings who he learned to play practical jokes on, and he worships mother nature (and nature is brutal as fuck).

@temotoes9182

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was because Sam was dragging the other characters and Cad is just a nice guy and Talesin enjoyed that

@harpsiin5494

5 жыл бұрын

Molly was good

@jackmcfarlane7173

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Cad laughing in character

If this conversation isn't in the Mighty Nein animated series verbatim I'm rioting

Liam is tearing himself apart and I love it.

I'm so happy Ashley is back!

@mrmcawesome9746

5 жыл бұрын

And she's gone in like a couple weeks :( ... silver lining: it's the last season.

@jamescanjuggle

5 жыл бұрын

0-o yeah she sure left a lasting impression

@toastmcporridge8069

4 жыл бұрын

well this aged badly :-o

"It's a figure of speech" I diiieeeed

Nott you’ve poisoned yasha

Me: Don't worry guys I'll call- Ah! I killed my whole family... guys, I left my phone at home. Friend who I've groomed mildly in the ways of critical role: Great, nice going. You've thrown us all under the freaking bridge. Me: I'M LEARNING NOW TO PEOPLE OKAY, I KILL MY WHOLE FAMILY SOMETIMES!

I like how Nott's voice has kinda just turned into Sam's/Scanlan's.

Dang. I really thought Pike Trickfoot was peak cute!Ashley, and I was wrong. I killed my whole family

Caduceus over hearing the conversation and accidentally laughing is killing me

Is it bad a part of me kind of would want to know what would have happened if Yasha had just casually went "Oh darn, guess I killed my whole family on that one guys". Like how would Caleb react to that? I imagine him just freezing in place, eyes so wide, "why would you ever say it like that?" 😦

I want Kanekuo to animate this so much.

Having not seen this episode yet, I thought the phrase was supposed to be a threat, but this is just great

Probably the most foot in mouth momment of critical role lol

You gotta love the fact that Ashley has a shirt on that says Daddy

4:21 “Do you have that money I owe you?”

Gosh I love this band of disasters XDDD

This is completely besides the point but it needs to be said... Taliesin looks absolutely stunning here

I like how they both ruled out Jester

Favorite Yasha line of all time " I'm trying to do the thing. Like, I killed my whole family, I'll throw you under a bridge... I'm learning how to people"

Mondays right ? Killed my whole family! Lol

Love that Liam isn't even mad about it, even reminds Ashley that Yasha didn't know about it.

I love this conversation so much and thank you for posting it but does her fucking shirt say ‘daddy’

@jrm48220

5 жыл бұрын

it does.

On you KZread vod of this episode someone pointed out that Yasha says she won't judge the party's magician, but uses a sword literally called "The Magician's Judge"

"I'm learning how to people." was the better quote from that scene.

3:58 Nott starts explaining "I killed my whole family"

I was dying when I first time I saw this. Yeah that effect doesn't go away.

This was my Favorite part of the Episode, lol. Great job Nico.

This was HILARIOUS!! I loved watching this video so much. xD

it’s been almost a year and i’m still waiting for this to come back up in a game

Liam absolutely dying in the background was the best

Funny thing, later that episode, Nott WAS the 1st one thrown under the bridge...

It's insane how good this is.

I keep coming back to watch this. I miss Ashley so much!

4:16 Sam internal thoughts "What can I say to fix this?! "

because of this title (i havent gotten to C2 yet) i thought yasha betrayed the group at some point holy shit. finally watched this, thank god im wrong

@thepinkzebra3

4 жыл бұрын

Ha.. ha ha ha... that would be TeRRibLe

I totally forgot this happened!!!! Thanks for the reminder

indeed this was a highlight.