you... you didn't... have to finish every bottle...

@patrickhwillems

4 жыл бұрын

SAGE YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT WHEN I COMMIT TO SOMETHING I FINISH IT

@GrumpyReaper2525

4 жыл бұрын

@@patrickhwillems Is that FILM CRIT HULK's spirit possesing Patrick's body? Sounds like a great idea for the episode of your show! (And I just butchered english language by this comment, most likely)

@blokey8

3 жыл бұрын

@@GrumpyReaper2525 That's a collaboration I long for. And OOOOOOH, I know what the collaboration should be! A Blue Flame Special on cinematography in action scenes! Cos seriously, one thing we don't talk about enough is how good cinematography can elevate a scene. Thinking of The Last Jedi in particular, but even films like The Raid, which already have brilliant martial artists, benefit from really good camera work.

@kats873

3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickhwillems Unless they are duplicate bottles.

@jeremyphillips3087

3 жыл бұрын

"how do you know?" -- Hemingway

People call Patrick a lot of things but they can’t call him uncommitted

@M-CH_

4 жыл бұрын

But he hasn't been committed yet.

@ManwithoutfearJDK

4 жыл бұрын

Ain't that the truth.

Ngl Patrick really earned the like for this one. He's like Leo trying to get an oscar, he'll die if he has to

@ABoyNamedArt

4 жыл бұрын

And without the benefit of a bear attack!

@ShardReaper

4 жыл бұрын

Will and has, just saving it for the end of summer reveal

@uptown3636

4 жыл бұрын

Bison liver pairs quite well with a dry pinot noir.

Starting to think the quarantine was organized by Patrick and crew so they could have the "Matt Goes Insane" storyline

@theoian

4 жыл бұрын

When life gives you lemons. You drive a man insane.

"The Prestige is only 14 years old" The Prestige is... what now?

@wisdommanari6701

4 жыл бұрын

I Love That Movie!!!

@katherinealvarez9216

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the movie with a magician played by Hugh Jackman.

@csours

4 жыл бұрын

The Matrix came out in 1999, OVER THIRTY YEARS AGO

@GoErikTheRed

4 жыл бұрын

@@csours *20

@RobinHearts

4 жыл бұрын

@@katherinealvarez9216 I'm pretty sure that's The Illusionist.

“When you’re test driving a car, do you keep it in 1st? No, you push that baby hard and see what it can do. I assume. I’ve never owned a car.” +5 comedy points

@caitlinrobinson6812

3 жыл бұрын

Im 11 months late for this joke because I just recently got into blank check.

"It was tasty, I like wine" Whoa slow down Pat, we're not all sommeliers.

Your Dad should start every quarantine episode with "Come on loser, we're gonna [fill in cool thing here]". Great times with great wines!

I WAS NOT EXPECTING PATRICK TO SPEAK IRISH THE FUCKING LEGEND

@lawrencecalablaster568

3 жыл бұрын

TA GAELIGE

"played by Rock Hudson who you might know from this bottle of wine" A+ material

NGL, I thaught "Turner Classic Movies Wine Club" was going to be a metaphor. 2020 is a hell of a drug.

Patrick: 'I worry if I can stretch this talk show thing throughout the summer' Me: 'Man I hope he'll do these forever, they are SOOO entertaining' I love the side segments, the music corner, the whole schtick is just A+. Also, please stay healthy dude!

35:27 The moment that Patrick thanks his mother using the second-person plural _"Tá fáilte romhaibh."_ He's drunk so much by this point he's seeing several duplicates of _a mháthair_ and he's thanking them all at the same time. _And I have literally no idea if this was intentional._

@IvanDobski

Жыл бұрын

He might have just been overly polite 🤷‍♂️ Either way, it was great to hear some Gaeilge in the vid!

"Every minute I spend here, I get weaker; and every moment Charl spends sitting on a kitchen shelf, he gets stronger."

@spinakker14

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so upset they didn't use this line

@giascle

4 жыл бұрын

underrated

TCM-the ONLY thing I miss about TV.

@MK_ULTRA_HDTV

4 жыл бұрын

Their catalogue is on HBO Max now

@katherinealvarez9216

4 жыл бұрын

I miss Adult Swim and Toonami.

@TheSlasherJunkie

4 жыл бұрын

My last vacation was in 2017, when my mother and I spent a weekend in NOLA. Day 2 ran us so ragged that by day three, we barely had the energy for the two boat tours (the Mississippi river paddle wheeler tour to the New Orleans Battle Site with a bottomless Mimosa bar and a seafood lunch followed by a swamp tour where I got to hold a baby alligator). So we finished the night eating Dominos and watching TCM- namely Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean and Streetcar Named Desire. The former is my favorite Paul Newman performance, and the latter is New Orleans’ Bible. I regret nothing.

@KEVMAN7987

4 жыл бұрын

I have access to TCM & Adult Swim through streaming (Hulu Live TV).

@robolizard222

4 жыл бұрын

TCM should get with the times and just make there own livestream/streaming site. Curate away!!! I’d pay for it, but not for Hulu or HBO. Stuff that noise.

"Brainwashing is bad. Don't do it". Good message Patrick!

@theoian

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit I was gonna do a brainwashing.

@eldorados_lost_searcher

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this advice would've been useful back in high school. Long story short, I'm possibly the leader of my own church and I don't know how to turn this off!

@tatehildyard5332

4 жыл бұрын

​@@eldorados_lost_searcher Just tell them they're not tax exempt and they'll figure out it's not a legit cult.

The fact that I can't tell how much of this is true and how much is pure fabrication is legitimately terrifying

@spinakker14

4 жыл бұрын

That's the kind of comedy that I like

@11Openside

4 жыл бұрын

An Irish Mammy concerned about unopened bottles of wine is a universal truth.

@frankwolftown

3 жыл бұрын

It's all true!

I would love it if Patrick did a video about High School Musical 1-3, god that'd be sick

@99RedRedfake

4 жыл бұрын

Commenting to give this post more traction XD

@LucasDeziderio

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly! I want a 50 minute video of Patrick explaining how all of cinema was actually inspired by HSM 2.

@marschruschrybul6247

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@victoriamk6693

4 жыл бұрын

How HSM2 is partially about Troy navigating his white privilege???? Yes pls

@blokey8

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, in the wake of the Cats videos and as I inch closer to watching Here We Go Again, I'm ready for some videos about what makes a great musical.

Pat's dad saying, "Come on, loser" to his son sent me

If a PatrickHWillems video with “wine” in the title isn’t promising, I don’t know what is.

Dude, you are outdoing yourself with Quarantine Showtime. This is the creative energy we all need! Loving it!

I absolutely love how random and unpredictable this pandemic talk show has become. And I am here for it. More of this spirit (of video), please.

I love how you did the TCM Wine Club as a joke way to get a bunch of wine, but also managed to defend it being a gateway for cinephiles to watch deeper cuts.

Patrick and his mom using good manners in Irish was the cutest thing! I wonder how much Irish Patrick knows?

"Bring me my pendulum, kiddies; I feel like swinging!" Well that now lives in my head rent free 😂😂

"I was starting to think that any wine would be good with any movie"

"I like wine." - Patrick H. Willems

@spiderjeranimo4992

4 жыл бұрын

"Stop complaining about corked bottles, you're drinking wine wrong."

@Platitudinous9000

3 жыл бұрын

When asked to describe the various wines he sampled, Willems called them "tasty."

Patrick really is underrated, even though he has incredible production, editing and scripting. Wish more people watched him

Honestly. The best episode, inuyasha, solid snake, and as a Philadelphian, the entire Philadelphia story bit was beautiful lol

TCM Wine Club sounds cool, But I am not Alcoholic so I need a TCM Soda or Soft Drink Club. Instead. Or a TCM Food Club

@nicbawesome

4 жыл бұрын

I’d join that.

@JamesLawner

4 жыл бұрын

TCM Juice Club

@alexricky87

4 жыл бұрын

TCM Spring Water Club

@cbpd89

4 жыл бұрын

Ditto! I'd be all over something like that!

@katherinealvarez9216

4 жыл бұрын

I’m with the food club idea. I hate alcohol.

25:34 I will never forgive you for putting footage of a keaton movie while saying chaplin's name and viceversa

I haven't seen Patrick suffer this much since the music biopic video.

this storyline is GOIN places. edit: and please, mr. willems, do go easy on yourself, i'm not sure how much was the schtick vs how much wine you actually drank, but don't burn out, these are tough times and your audience will be here regardless.

29:15 I’ve never been more amused or horrified by a second of your work Patrick. Thank you

I'm recently 30, poor, and I love TCM. I grew up with classic movies on VHS, watching them with my mom. When we could finally afford cable, it was like a whole world of movies we'd never seen but starred the people we loved was opened up to us. Since moving out on my own I can't afford cable, but when I visit my folks, I watch old movies with my mom. Often on TCM. Maybe TCM is aimed at a certain audience, but the movies they show are for everyone

Every Withnail & I fan should watch this. It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in lockdown. Patrick is always brilliant, but this is exceptional. It starts properly at 5.45.

Guys....I think Charl might be evil

@madmau

4 жыл бұрын

You don't say

@galactic85

4 жыл бұрын

Stop it! He can hear you! If he hears you we'll be punished.

@Meme033094

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist!!!! Your evil and didnt even know it

@kallisto9166

4 жыл бұрын

No, no, that's Charl's evil twin brother Larch.

@JamesLawner

4 жыл бұрын

I had my suspicions.

When I went to Warcraft I did so at one of those theaters that serves alcohol. I picked a local cab sav from the wine list. The pairing was...not good. The powerful tannins definitely clashed with the cloying visuals and story.

This may be one of the most on brand videos Patrick has ever done.

I love the added wine cork in the Douglas Fairbanks Chardonnay, I know it's a gag but that's too fucking good

"Seeing every movie as a metaphor for my current situation" Hmmm...never knew it could be summed up in 10 words like that

Patrick, this is an All-Timer! John Krasinski would never have made it through bottle #2.

Can't watch the video right now and I have no clue what this is. But I'm commenting for the algorithm because I respect what you're doing with the channel and your desire to include analyses and discussions about "women's films" that often get ignored on the same channel you talk about super hero and action movies! Because a good film is a good film and deserves to be talked about, not matter it's stereotyped demographic.

the real question that never got answered, that irish tea, was it barrys or lyons?

@rebeccabroy586

4 жыл бұрын

There was a box of barrys in the background of another video from a while ago 👀

@patrickhwillems

4 жыл бұрын

Always Barry's

@lourencomarino8351

4 жыл бұрын

@@patrickhwillems I like that this is the only comment you've responded to. PS: need more charl

@spinakker14

4 жыл бұрын

@@lourencomarino8351 lol, yeah that's what I also thought! He is supposed to be absent from the comment section, but then then a question comes about tea, he has to chime in

I don't know why The Illusionist joke made me laugh as hard I did, but I am dying lmao

I appreciate Patrick’s and Cody from Some More News ongoing hate for John Krasinski.

@tobysinbad

4 жыл бұрын

I shouldn’t be as surprised as I am that the audience Venn diagram for these shows about hardworking, dishevelled and unexpectedly moral men has crossover

Somehow I missed these amazing videos when they came out and now I am in 2024 binge watching all of them. And it's funny to see Patrick's hair slowly coming back.

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. This is Patrick Willems so intoxicated on wine he actually likes "The Godfather III". Crazy s****.

This video receives 5 stars. A few years ago I went and printed off the AFI 100 greatest films list and truly enjoyed it. My wife and I would sit down, watch a movie, and spend an hour afterwards discussing why we thought it was on the list and if it deserved to be on that list. I still haven't made my whole way through the list and my wife and I are now divorced, but this made me want to revisit the list and dive back in on some older films. I've been waiting for Roku to finally add HBO Max since it has the Criterion within it to get going again. This also made me want to start aggrogating my own lists for my channel since I talk mostly Disney and Disney+ has a ton of stuff most people haven't seen.

If this goes on much longer, I'll be liking before the video starts.

Big missed opportunity - you could have had wine with cornflakes.

@theoian

4 жыл бұрын

Mom, you're scaring me.

@schwegburt3002

4 жыл бұрын

I'm both disgusted and impressed.

@mslindadoll

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows it's BEER with cornflakes... sheesh, what is this, amateur hour...?

@blokey8

4 жыл бұрын

Or go the Mighty Boosh route and have champagne on your golden grahams...

@Icanonlycountto4

4 жыл бұрын

Wait.....wait....do you mean wine in a glass along with a bowl of cereal with milk???? Or do you mean the other thing

Patrick actually watching a wine tasting class on Skillshare is some of the best integrated spon I’ve seen on KZread

I didn't know you speak Gaelic :D. I love your sarcastic descent into madness! Great video.

The cut of you dancing to the MUSIC MAN intro was GOLD

"Bring me my pendulum, kitties. I feel like swinging." Vincent Price just enjoyed acting and working, and his energy is infectious ❤

suddenly the film Computer Beach Party from the last RedLetterMedia video makes a little bit more sense

That credits bit with George Bailey was legit hilarious

I love following Patrick's reviews on Letterboxd and trying to guess the theme of his next video, but I have to admit I didn't see "Turner Classic Movies Wine Club" coming at all.

@jamesward3859

4 жыл бұрын

Speaking of his Letterboxd did you know he gave Joker TWO STARS

The absolute best reviewer on the planet. Your treatment is so commercial that me and my girlfriend snuggled up under a blanket to watch your review as she said to me - 'This is perfect'. Love you man.

"and I happen to like Sophia coppola's performance!" I love your dad so much 😂

”in the words of snake ’pretty tastey’....” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 you bastard you caught me off guard with that one

I liked the video IN THE MOMENT I heard Inu-Yasha's opening song.

@FS_Scott

4 жыл бұрын

same.

@dastardlywun

4 жыл бұрын

King shit

@RoseEyed

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that it was SO RANDOM given the Chanel's focus and this video's focus made it 100x funnier. That and I'm definitely an Inuyasha stan craving yet fearing that sweet, sweet rush of nostalgia waiting for the sequel to come out as a compromise.

Did anyone else feel obligated, for the first time, to truly sit through the Skillshare pitch? You know because it wasn't sponsored by TCM. And boy and I glad I did! That George Bailey bit at the end had me it tears with laughter!

I'm sure I'm the millionth person to point this out, but "Tá fáilte róimh" is when you're speaking to more than one person, like "Go raibh maith agaibh". "Tá fáilte romhat" would be better. That said, it's always nice to see Irish representation in these videos ❤

You hadn't see "Crossing Delancey" and didn't like "The Illusionist"? All idols have feet of clay....

29:16 I knew a joke about "the illusionist" was coming

Your point about old movies in the age of streaming is why HBO Max is currently my favorite streaming service. They don't "feature" older movies, but the TCM section makes them easy to find and browse.

You know, I read _The Little Foxes_ for a theater class once, and we did a little skit; I played Regina (yes, Bette Davis's character), it was awesome

Thank GOD someone finally is talking about this. I’ve seen the ads for it a million times and it always seemed way too niche to be sustainable as a business?

@TheFlash-rh2el

4 жыл бұрын

BE more theatre kid(!)

@nolaffinmatter

4 жыл бұрын

You can already buy wine online, so that part is clearly sustainable. The only thing they offer that other sellers don't is that they assign each wine an under-appreciated classic movie, and that seems like something a couple of cinephiles could do in an afternoon. Especially since this is being run by Turner Classic Movies, they can even sell the wine at a loss if it gets more people watching their channel.

@iand3lond

4 жыл бұрын

the big discount is only for the first month after that the discount is allegedly 20%. Then for an online retailer, having a partnership making a monthly 12 bottles sell without letting the buyer chose which ones doesn't seem unsustainable.

@blokey8

4 жыл бұрын

I want a UK equivalent. Maybe with beer instead, though.

40:34 Best part of the video. "Don't you fucking look at George Bailey!"

Patrick's mom and her wine joy are a delight that brightens all the world

Yus!!! More Gaeilge!! :D iontach!!

My dad was born in the 30s and his mom sent him and his siblings to see The Little Foxes because she thought it was a Disney movie. Also, he said “wudder”.

i really appreciated your kind words about the music man, it's based off my home town and we have a museum about it (!!!), but no one seems to think it's any better than "okay." meanwhile, the kids here basically HAVE to watch it and everyone still loves it.

I usually love your videos but this one is my favorite so far. That includes the amazing video analysis on Little Women. This video reminded me about everything I love about British comedy. The way this whole thing was filmed and the cuts to the dramatic opening and pouring of every single one of the wines with the same music and font to showcase each one, it had me in stitches not unlike the British comedies and sketch shows I grew up with. The wine bottles just kept coming! Then seeing how you both got wine on your shirt and the open head wound by the end of the video, I just couldn't stop laughing. Never change, Patrick. Never change. This was amazing.

SIR. You really just poured up the douglas fairbanks wine with the cork in it, on camera and played it off like we couldn't notice.

I'm too busy fun facting "hey, you know David Bowie is in The Prestige?" to think about Scarlett Johansson. Yes, I always forget she's in it until I'm watching it.

@blokey8

4 жыл бұрын

TBF, even by Nolan's standards, that cast is stacked.

Instead of a 3 Musketeers cinematic universe, we should try for a Dumass cinematic universe.

Kudos to him, I'm honestly amazed more video essayists haven't spent time covering underrated classic film gems, its been a huge missed opportunity that I admire him for finally exploring.

If this video does poorly, I think it's the title. It turned me off a few times. Then eventually I clicked on it and it was a really great video (so far, only halfway through, but I'm 1000% watching the rest). I am annoyed at slightly earlier in time me for not clicking on this earlier.

You positioned your dad perfectly in this. Out of all his appearances, I think this small insulting bit got a real laugh out of me more than any of his others appearances.

Pat shaking his head at the news and nodding at Paddington has been my 2020 mood

For the record, Patrick kind of made it sound like Grace Kelly stopped making movies because she died. She actually retired at age 26 to marry the prince of Monaco and became a princess (really!). She did die pretty young at the age of 52, but she was already out of the movie business for decades. Other than that, awesome video! The tcm wine club is a running joke in my family. Love the content.

I havn't even watched yet and the title "I Joined the Turner Classic Movies Wine Club" sounds like the most Patrick H Willems thing possible

You should have seen a classic Argentine movie with that Argentine wine, like "The Official Story" or "Nine Queens".

I don't usually feel obliged to comment on most videos, but for this one I did. Seeing the amount of work you put into these videos is astounding. Given just how niche this specific vid is, probably not a lot of people are gonna watch it, I'm guessing, and that sucks. Film vids on KZread at the moment are populated with such samey content: (ie: bodiless narration commentating criticisms of Star Wars, Marvel, DC etc) that it's so awesome to see genuine stabs at something as obscure as this. Comparing Patrick's stuff with other afore mentioned channels is like night and day, (in that those channels are becoming somewhat depressing and this brightens my day). From the presentation style, to the editing and writing; there's no doubt in my mind that Patrick will one day go on to make a project that far surpasses anything John Krasinski could make. Thanks for the vids Patrick, this one was especially awesome.

@lourencomarino8351

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick deserves way more love

Watching this video again I'm surprised no one mentioned the bleeding head wound Patrick had throughout the show.

[Hans Moleman voice] *I* like "The Illusionist."

Patrick pouring the wine into the thermos is the greatest thing ever put to film.

T-shirt w just a cartoon image of Charl

@KEVMAN7987

4 жыл бұрын

MUST GO! MUST BUY!

Pat's never seen Ben-Hur? We need an episode just for that! I'm of the opinion that it's legitimately the greatest cinematic achievement in history.

Patrick you are so committed to this, I think this series has genuinely made you a better actor. Unless this isn't acting at all, in which case I'm worried for you.

I've always wanted someone to talk about 42nd Street 1933. That film just works in so many levels, and we get a glimpse of life in New York in the 30's during the Great Depression.

"Dark as hell and kinda fucked up" is the perfect description for Bette Davis classic pictures.

Thank you so much Patrick! The wait was definitely worthwhile. I love this video and I think it might be one of my favorite of yours so far considering the articulation of some of your thoughts on streaming platforms (something which outside of written media seems rather lacking on the internet), as well as your use of story to get your point across in an entertaining way. So kudos and please keep up the great work because I'm looking forward to where all this is going. PS: I'd like to add to this the fact that this and The Infinity Podcast have been greatly effective in keeping me going during these weird times where I'm stuck in my apartment in a foreign country where I'm supposed to be studying filmmaking.

This may be the best one ever. It's less about arguing for unconventional opinions and more about humor and fun, and still exposing people to some good movie recommendations.

Unexpected InuYasha strikes again in 2020.

The best thing about this video is the fact the first ad was for Taco Bell nachos. *chef's kiss. Google's totally on point with the algorithm.

Robert Preston would later con a man into saving the galaxy in The Last Starfighter.

I know this wasn't an ad for the Turner Classic Movies Wine Club, but I have been thoroughly convinced that I should get the Turner Classic Movies Wine Club