I wonder if I ever picked up a rock that was secretly fake 🤔

@SSGTony

5 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@knoxcool9657

5 жыл бұрын

I made one see if you can find it haha

@bobabier5394

5 жыл бұрын

well, yeah. coz they are laying around everywhere :D do the math. how many rocks are out there, how many did you really pick up and how many are really fake rocks out of all the rocks just laying around. if you find one, it's one of a fucking bazillion :D

@biaoqingpanda

5 жыл бұрын

@@bobabier5394 :D :D :D :D

@cookie-lw7bx

4 жыл бұрын

tOnKy wOnKy I once dropped a rock on accident and found starburst I there

Adam Levine in another dimension where he isn't a singer

@cactusjeffery1080

5 жыл бұрын

Yah he’s a super genius

@adventuro5103

4 жыл бұрын

Omg Adam is transformer

@felixftw4702

4 жыл бұрын

i was thinking steve carell

@corn307

3 жыл бұрын

Alex Alanis GTA5 Adam levine

@warghost1400

2 жыл бұрын

Great value Adam Levine

Legit heard him say “toasted” and thought dude merced someone in Paris

@Red4350

5 жыл бұрын

haha forreal lmao

@AK-rz7iv

4 жыл бұрын

but...that's what he meant

@Redemption-cj4jk

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean Merced

@modernnorseman3615

3 жыл бұрын

He probably did

@modernnorseman3615

3 жыл бұрын

@@Redemption-cj4jk killed

"I would love to dress you up as a tree and hide a secret inside you" a bit kinky

@Yuppa.69

4 жыл бұрын

Ty Brown very kinky

@Stonecargo21

4 жыл бұрын

@@Yuppa.69 can confirm

@michaelweston3672

3 жыл бұрын

A bit sexual.

@Unknown_-..

3 жыл бұрын

That secret message might come with a secret surprise 9 months later too 😳

"Was that a joke?" "...If you're not laughing it wasn't" What a lad.

@alina6512

6 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTE MAD LAD.

@foxskinn

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Fox that made me laugh so hard. 😂

@diegovasquez9184

6 жыл бұрын

DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT KEEP IT AT 666

@guillaumecomeau9436

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Fox I’m the thousandth like lol

The KGB Agent is very funny lol

@martalover17

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Meredith I thought you were dead.

@petermeredith3873

6 жыл бұрын

Constanze Albrechtsberger I’ve come back comrade, to liberate the proletariat from the bourgeoisie

@benbinkley8915

6 жыл бұрын

What does kgb mean

@camerontoy8154

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Binkley idk search it up

@thekenmatax18

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Binkley Like the russian CIA, or MI6

What he didn’t know is that I just robbed him and his whole family

@miguelthekewlkid272

5 жыл бұрын

StormZ Sanity underrated

@exphodia9043

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

“Your going to need these gloves so your skin does not burn off” “No it won’t I’m a chemist with a masters degree” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@catassistant

8 ай бұрын

the class innate resistances are crazy

"Was that a joke" "If ur not laughing it's not a joke"

@Outland9000

5 жыл бұрын

He still has that German sense of humour.

@davidb9199

5 жыл бұрын

Outland KBG is russian tho

@Arthur-ul2dh

5 жыл бұрын

He is from Germany tho

@Nemanyahx

5 жыл бұрын

OMG I WAS WATCHING VIDEO AND I SCROLLED I STARTED READING YOUR COMMENT AND THEY WERE STARTING TALKING THAT AFJNASJFGNSJDKB FUCKING PEFECT TIMING

@mohnmann

5 жыл бұрын

until 09.09.1989 east and west germany were seperated and the eastern part was under sovjet control, it was a bit like korea today.

I feel like Mike is planning a huge crime, and he’s doing all this so he gets away with it 😂

@user-wq6lh4jx5r

6 жыл бұрын

Skys Wishes omg imagine we just see him on the news one day

@xxSkyzxGame

6 жыл бұрын

j For real 😂

@paoloeugenio4677

6 жыл бұрын

Deadass

@ErisEntropy

6 жыл бұрын

but you won't because of his training. That's the whole point.

@unlisted1233

6 жыл бұрын

I agree he’s just practicing for years and speaking of money he just practiced in this video how to hide money so I bet he’s going to rob a bank

*The FBI wants to know your location*

@McLovin25165

5 жыл бұрын

Watch the previous video about him... they already know haha

@mr.formal6723

4 жыл бұрын

That KGB spy left his spy career and work for FBI so no need

@funneharfaller4336

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.formal6723 Or is he a FSB spy working in FBI? *BIG PLOT TWIST*

@kaze8805

4 жыл бұрын

@@funneharfaller4336 just like the movie "salt"

@kaze8805

4 жыл бұрын

but in the cia

"Ever made french toast?" "when i was in Paris i toasted" "toasted? what does that mean?" "i toasted bread..." ULTIMATE DAD Joke. had me laughing so hard.

Spy: are you being followed? Mike: No. I'm just getting followed with two cameras Spy: oh okay 😂😂😂

@ronpruchnicki6828

5 жыл бұрын

anonymous lol Ik it’s funny because but they have to do it Ik u knew this but just saying just in case u did not

@m52power

5 жыл бұрын

@@ronpruchnicki6828 I just had a stroke while reading this

@ronpruchnicki6828

5 жыл бұрын

Said I don’t even know what I typed myself lol

@barbneill4066

2 жыл бұрын

And thennn he goes "it's ok no one is ever going to see this video" 🤨🤨🤨

Russian spy: now we need some dirt. **pull out 30 pound bag of dirt**

@s.m.740

6 жыл бұрын

ikr? they were @ a park lol

I honestly miss this series.

@Keough.

2 жыл бұрын

What happened to it?

@PLENK4

2 жыл бұрын

@@Keough.nowadays i dont see him in videos i think he sold account

@Keough.

2 жыл бұрын

@@PLENK4 damn Thant’s sad, I loved these videos

"No one's going to watch this video" 3.7 million people making this exact same comment.

@BigLarxCF25

4 жыл бұрын

*4.8 MIL*

When I was in Paris, I toasted bread... It was "French Toast", lol

@joltic001

6 жыл бұрын

Masked Man that was my favorite part lol

"Friends?" "Let's talk about that later..." "Was that a joke?" "If you are not laughing, it wasn't" LOL

"I took a dance class once. but you don't see me bragging about it."

@jonnylincon6780

4 жыл бұрын

Its actually a great roast

When you finish KGB training a month before the Soviet Union collapse: Years of academy training wasted

Catch me throwing rocks at trees now to pay for college

@Inamichan

6 жыл бұрын

Erin Henderson dude me too.

@Papajohns600

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@simonlee4984

6 жыл бұрын

“Catch me throwing rocks at trees now to pay for college” -10 year old kids

@R-Cade

6 жыл бұрын

Simon Lee " 'Catch me throwing rocks at trees now to pay for college' -10 year old kids" - 11 year old kids

@Lowsomein

6 жыл бұрын

Cade Price omegalul

Yes, Mike is back!

@mchan2141

6 жыл бұрын

kristian KSH ikr im so happy

@enano061803

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂💯

@fernandosampaloc9954

5 жыл бұрын

yeaaaaaaaaa!

Mike is Adam Levine's long lost twin

Great idea for hiding drugs. Thanks!

@ButterFly-zd5rt

4 жыл бұрын

lol wtf

@professorrizzle9449

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao wtf

It's just two men in the middle of the park mixing a white powder with a plastic baggie, nothing to be concerned of😂😂😂😂😂XD

@auroraborealis675

6 жыл бұрын

Looks like they makin crack

I toasted bread once. In Paris. French toast.

@sickening7160

6 жыл бұрын

Meme bih okurrrr

@fhcbeid8shqkw733

6 жыл бұрын

My brudah?!

@coolplaces123

6 жыл бұрын

Meme bih Ebola

@spaghettialvarez1820

6 жыл бұрын

Illuminati: Stay Right Where You Are

@evolboost

6 жыл бұрын

what have we got here...a kgb spy with a sense of humor billy

Translation for this video: Yes=No No=No

@Brightsonp

5 жыл бұрын

Yes theory:triggered

i was lowkey hoping the spy would have a deep russian accent

@figjam4000

5 жыл бұрын

Dara Grebennikova so true 🥮

@laksamanasuhendra5868

4 жыл бұрын

He lost his accent because he didnt heared hardbass for a long time.

@christiyan9018

4 жыл бұрын

He is from East Germany, not Russia

@yokinghaddock673

3 жыл бұрын

@@laksamanasuhendra5868 he is from east Germany

"Friends?" *"Let's talk about that later..."* D:

@princedeepsingh687

6 жыл бұрын

MicrosoftBob I

@UniccShopbazar

6 жыл бұрын

MicrosoftVagene

@aim8.

6 жыл бұрын

Friendzoned.. wait he isn’t even his friend.. ouch

@ranenaschemann6158

6 жыл бұрын

MicrosoftBob friend zone

@killachaser

6 жыл бұрын

H

101 on how to hide a murder weapon

@bigpeen4239

6 жыл бұрын

Eva Megens lol

@fabulous4501

6 жыл бұрын

cadenr06 what?

@flxwercxrpse1871

6 жыл бұрын

Eva Megens go to mount Everest and dig it in there

@fabulous4501

6 жыл бұрын

Zombie Lux why do that when you can just leave it at your local park

@jminiversevt

6 жыл бұрын

Ah, BuzzFeed the best place to find out how to do stuff

"no one's gonna watch this video" Me: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

0:45 ..W.T.F.....

@monkkenyon2539

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah...that happend.

@WaffoCorporation

4 жыл бұрын

If you really want to know, watch his video where he challenged a spy to locate his nudes. But be advised 50% of that video is gay people kissing.

“Was that a joke?” “.....” “If you’re not laughing, it wasn’t.”

@chloeabby7518

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

Wise words, "If you not laughing it wasn't"

“Have you ever made French toast?”

This lowky the best series. Petition to bring it back

I was once at the airport eating chick-fil-a and someone put a bag by the chair a foot away. Then 5 minuets later, a different guy picked it up and walked away and I was like “WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS?!?!”

@leriousgaming1638

6 жыл бұрын

Lilly Kowalski lol

@oscarr0_794

6 жыл бұрын

Lilly Kowalski You shouldve grabbed the bag and ran!!

@oliviabytner1614

6 жыл бұрын

Are u polish?

@kiaty5500

6 жыл бұрын

Lilly Kowalski lmao

@thunderbolt997

6 жыл бұрын

thats how you die

While we were watching this video mike is already planning his next challenge and how to get away with it

@sidanave

6 жыл бұрын

Natalia Ti cool

@maia79

6 жыл бұрын

Natalia Ti YES

@badger5921

2 жыл бұрын

But it never came 😭

Loved the agent's humor in this

Why do I get a bit of chills from him lol he's funny

If you saw them doing that in public you'd think their making drugs.

@mohnmann

5 жыл бұрын

id think theyre undercovers straight from school

Now I know why that lady eats rocks. They'll never suspect her.

“Hey little lady lady I like your sweat pants”

Omg I haven't actually laughed out loud in so long... This got me lmfao

what is mike planning

@paniniplays6592

6 жыл бұрын

Kat made you look, to take over the world

@bruhmoment1196

6 жыл бұрын

Kat made you look His videos are talking about hiding from agents and spies plus this video is how to hide money... either assassination or a bank robbery

@yugiogodman8281

6 жыл бұрын

to dress you up like a tree and hide a secret inside you

@Lyw1234567890

6 жыл бұрын

Kat made you look asking the real questions

I took a dance class once you dont see me bragging about it

@LukeC-di3ex

6 жыл бұрын

Russian spy tears off face mask to reveal he is Spectnaz "Good day from Mother Russia American"

@kittensfreshestmemes7144

6 жыл бұрын

Hello

@JungleToes

6 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture is in one of my videos

@ayleen6593

6 жыл бұрын

_XTeacup X_ I didn't like that part,made me wanna unsub

@lhsawyer924

6 жыл бұрын

Wtf I read this like,”Wtf?” And then he just said it. Confusing.

Sees mike put water up his nose. Me: WTH what am I watching

Former spy:”I’m also a chemist. I have a masters degree in chemistry. This stuff would not melt my skin” Mike: “ i took a dance class once. ...You don’t see me bragging about it.” 😂😂😂😂

now i’m never trusting rocks again...

@flxwercxrpse1871

6 жыл бұрын

Suihnem Chum im going to start breaking rocks apart to find money lol

@madison3408

6 жыл бұрын

Me too lol. I kinda want to smash a bunch of rocks to find money now XD

@m_ad7952

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah and you ever see white marks on random objects? I thought about every spot I ever seen in my whole life 😂😂😂

@level2es567

6 жыл бұрын

Zombie Lux 😂😂😂

3:07 Imagine walking in the park and seeing these two guys, a former kgb spy and an idiot, cooking to hide a secret message, thats not something you see everyday

@BestAnimeFreak

6 жыл бұрын

The old man may be an idiot, but Mike is not a former KGB spy =O

@Sovietball

6 жыл бұрын

BestAnimeFreak I'm calling the KGB

@NATGANG

6 жыл бұрын

BestAnimeFreak that was ignorant af jus stfu .

@BestAnimeFreak

6 жыл бұрын

Ignorant, because you are not capable to see the obvious sarcasm? I know, sarcasm is hard to understand in written form, but this is way to obvious, seriously ...

@honeytreats7295

6 жыл бұрын

BestAnimeFreak dmb fck

Honestly I agree with the person who said he is planning a crime but I guess we can enjoy him practicing for now

Little did the Russian spy know, I already knew how to do all this and had everything ready.

"No one's is going to watch this video..." I am no one.

@cheem2952

6 жыл бұрын

Ezra Games day one no reply

@spectratio

6 жыл бұрын

#true

@daltonii6

6 жыл бұрын

damn, he just ruined thousands of lives

@bobbyjoe3427

6 жыл бұрын

Hey I found another Ezra

@strplayer5692

6 жыл бұрын

Ezra Games I

Mike is definitely up to something...

@cloudytug

6 жыл бұрын

Uto Resa 519 finds CH dopple hanger frames them

Oh this man is totally prepared 😂

literally i love this series sm

He's like a russian liam neeson

@juliusuflacker4339

6 жыл бұрын

He`s German

@snitox

6 жыл бұрын

In mother Russia the father kidnaps the daughter.

@nativez1182

6 жыл бұрын

Unkwon Malaysian Guy most likely during the days of East Germany

@dominuspastor7097

6 жыл бұрын

Hunter He is From GDR Aka. East Germany

@dominuspastor7097

6 жыл бұрын

Tiuz Kanggz GDR in english. DDR in German

"have you ever made French toast" *"once"*

I took a dance class once.. you don't... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m gonna go around breaking rocks now. Hopefully I get a few bucks! :D

Man:What’s the password Mike: password is “Hey little lady I like your sweatpants, come and dance with me at prom!”

@eyedonthaveone_

6 жыл бұрын

Unknown User ni

@The3LetterAgency

6 жыл бұрын

“No one will watch this video” but I’m watching this

@aminoacid2569

6 жыл бұрын

Crenn04 you know what they say no ones perfect

This guy's American accent is so good. No wonder we couldn't find the spies in America.

@Argantonis

6 жыл бұрын

Gavin James And everyone with Eastern European accent is a KGB spy?

@Bakazinha

6 жыл бұрын

Probably because he lived in the country for many years. Since the 90s or so

@4everManhatten

6 жыл бұрын

+Argantonis he’s actually German , and a German accent is easier to hide

This spy need his own show

Your videos are so damn funny 😂 I love how your guests are also with the comedy

“ no ones gonna watch this video “ *three million views*

@johntinlin4723

5 жыл бұрын

3.6

@DBT1007

5 жыл бұрын

and more than that number because one person can download this video and share it to their friends and family

@imaninjagamerantoniol.3778

5 жыл бұрын

3 milli 703 thousand

@hamzahkhan8952

5 жыл бұрын

3.8

@communistfoundation228

5 жыл бұрын

*3.9* man this is getting to intense.

BILL NYE THE RUSSIAN SPY

@adam_sir7436

6 жыл бұрын

KellyMelons LOL

@garrysmith1029

6 жыл бұрын

Espranose rules (sorry for my spelling)

@heffool4391

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@_kurtt_

6 жыл бұрын

Bill Nye The Nazi Spy*

@thn-uw7nn

6 жыл бұрын

haha true but more like bill bye the Russian guy

I feel like after he learns everything from this series he will start comitting a bunch of crimes and not ever get caught.

Lol the beginning when the water comes in action

I'm going to double check rocks now

@sergior8667

6 жыл бұрын

I'm a human I think 😂🤣😂

@yuu5974

6 жыл бұрын

Lol I was thinking the same thing

@forlornpreponderance2299

6 жыл бұрын

I'm a human I think hm? And mess with potential secrets, black or mob money. Potentially get stuck into between spy wars? No thanks

@programmedgaming199

6 жыл бұрын

I'm a human I think QA

What mike didn’t know was i waiting for this video for months.

Now I’m waking through the park all freaked out not knowing how many of the rocks here are fake 😂

Spy: was anyone following u Buzz: just 2 cameras ofc they're not gonna upload a video.

Unsolved, Outsmarted...reasons why i love buzzfeed 👌

@rengoku47

6 жыл бұрын

ABCDEFG T yeah , you could say that 🤣

@trishamoss3719

6 жыл бұрын

Subhranil Barua yasssssss girl slay

Mike : I’m looking for a KGB spy The Spy : Good luck XDD Edit : OMLLL SO MANY LIKES

@stepmothercity

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr. Apparently transcribing videos is key to the most successful posts. I wasn’t previously aware there were so many deaf people on KZread. Thanks for opening my horrible ableist eyes.

@maliastone6969

6 жыл бұрын

700th like

@shudjr4815

6 жыл бұрын

965th like

@topshagger5868

6 жыл бұрын

im the only one who disliked

@eathanvargas490

6 жыл бұрын

Cactus Draws icing

I love the humor in this video

I feel like the scene at the beginning when he puts his face in the drinking fountain sums up Buzzfeed better than anything else ever has or will.

Is it just me or does the KGB spy sound a little bit like Liam Neeson?

@filipejcarmo

6 жыл бұрын

He has the same frame too

@mimoenwesterhuis3461

6 жыл бұрын

He looks a lot like him too

Now i know how to hide a murder weapon..THANKS

we need more mike

I want more of these!

The interviewer looks like Adam Levine if he let himself go.

@ellarawc6118

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking

@Ray-ej6np

5 жыл бұрын

Adam Levine much

@EmoPineapple

5 жыл бұрын

I. Wynn Wynn Adam Levine is already jewish

*FBI: Stay right were you are*

@Hibernate_studio

6 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP

@vladaad

5 жыл бұрын

*Where

@noahcallaway7574

5 жыл бұрын

The KGB Vwill Vwait for no one!!!!

@stickynoteanimator8980

5 жыл бұрын

*heavy knocking* fbi open up!

@vire559

5 жыл бұрын

*Where you were

That’s a really good password.

This is BEYOND silly haha!

Omg is this why I see chalk marks everywhere??

@DiamondCookie101

6 жыл бұрын

Raivin Barker probably not

@raivinbarker

6 жыл бұрын

The Cookie Either this or 5 year olds

@matts5247

6 жыл бұрын

If you live in an international Capitol city with embassies then yes

@milliepeacock6331

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Schwenker *capital

@AerioC

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

this type of content deserves its own channel

@backwardmist2303

6 жыл бұрын

KFC Gravy yesss

thats incredible

i need this series back asap :(

Mike: I would love to dress u up as a tree and hide a secret inside u Jack B: *WTF CALL THE COPS IM BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED*

@skys6655

5 жыл бұрын

Ferhad M55 this niqqa clowinin

@johnmichael642

5 жыл бұрын

lol exactly what i thought

@gabrielmilton2683

5 жыл бұрын

That took me a while to figure out

@dragginthecoal4392

5 жыл бұрын

......?

"Your being followed?" "Just 2camera man" "They good no one will watch" 1million views later

@yandere8888

6 жыл бұрын

that's the joke

@tyresedunlop6452

6 жыл бұрын

WilliamT GT I get u bro I get u I wrote a similar comment

@jamesbrock-turner9993

6 жыл бұрын

We are no one though

@iAmBadger

6 жыл бұрын

WilliamT GT *You’re

@zekow5340

6 жыл бұрын

WilliamT GT o

He just called all of us nobody

I love this KGB spy!!! He’s so funny and awesome. He kinda reminds me of mike if he was a kgb spy.

That guy is like Mary Poppins’ bag

@idkm6776

6 жыл бұрын

Raivin Barker ooor like the TARDIS [weird lookin emojie]

Mike looks like Adam levine

@baxy219

6 жыл бұрын

Zach Stabb nothing like him fam.

@samiqm4528

6 жыл бұрын

Like an off brand version

@Emily-lb1nm

6 жыл бұрын

Zach Stabb that’s exactly what I was thinking

@swarnim7888

6 жыл бұрын

Me

@MuddPudd29

6 жыл бұрын

the walmart version

The dude is like wtf is wrong with this dude 😂

Where did this man go i need more of him

"I once took an dance class, you dont see me braging about it"

@maylanalotean3076

6 жыл бұрын

You mean, A DANCE CLASS

@imperium6930

6 жыл бұрын

I once took a language arts class. You don't see me bragging about it.

*”Hey Little Lady I Like Your Sweatpants Come And Dance With Me Prom”* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@zainclasher7537

6 жыл бұрын

Jefferson Gamer “At”prom

@underswapsans7675

5 жыл бұрын

If only I can get lapis to go Prom with me

@limelikecartoons928

5 жыл бұрын

Peridot ayyyy Steven universe

@fernandosampaloc9954

5 жыл бұрын

xD

@fernandosampaloc9954

5 жыл бұрын

**At

He really dropped that good

We need more outsmarted videos