Next project is to have a hidden toilet in the living room.

@Sunnbuzz

Ай бұрын

If you want to see toilets in random places lol just watch LEAW (leave everything and wonder) video on 3 Italian homes for sale in Sicily - The Italians were never short on "washrooms" or random toilets, which seem totally normal to Italians

@sylvaind.6786

Ай бұрын

😂

@brianb6969

Ай бұрын

I'll allow that! lol

@psychorabbitt

Ай бұрын

He's from Pittsburgh, so he should have a hidden toilet in his basement.

Next on John Malecki: Hemorrhoids.

@olliec6577

Ай бұрын

My thoughts too!

@chrishand259

Ай бұрын

Came to the comments just for this 😂🔥😳😢

@prosuc

26 күн бұрын

Yes

That is the most John Malecki video you've ever made. Love this sh*t. Nice work John.

@gregjones1266

Ай бұрын

Sh*t being the key word as to why this video is being made LMAO . great idea and work !

Most of you are watching this in the bathroom.

@kelvinphillips3528

Ай бұрын

Absolutely right!!

@ZelX-

Ай бұрын

Noooooo...... You have no proof I was on the toilet when I started this video.... None at all. Brb wiping.

@itaintnobutterflies6265

Ай бұрын

Hell yeah!!!!!!!

@tallenisse

Ай бұрын

100% fact

@LeumasTheOnly

Ай бұрын

I feel called out

need to install a UV light inside to sanitize the controllers 😂

@occheermommy

Ай бұрын

That’s actually a good call. They say the spray is like 6 feet

@yeahitskimmel

Ай бұрын

A feature you'll only find if you come on down to the Pink Eye Arcade

@akstylez6978

Ай бұрын

Came here to say the same thing. Lol. Seems pretty unsanitary to me.

Having major flashbacks of 'Pimp my Ride' puting screens in peoples bumpers, taillights n' steering wheels when they couldn't fit a popcorn maker. I was waiting for Xzibit to show up and mock your bathroom... Hope you conveted the towel rack into a gun rack, and you have a decent sniper tripod.

I like the strategy of making the cabinet look way better by making the bathroom look absolutely horrible

I went through the same thought process about not cutting the side pieces. I’m glad you said the same thing, I feel validated. However, this is the absolute LAST thing I’d want in an employee bathroom 😂

John - you are a lunatic. My kind of lunatic. Building custom stuff with weird features is the primary reason I got into woodworking in the first place. Lovely, absurd, Useful project. Two thumbs up!

Got any fix for your legs going to sleep while you're gaming in the toilet?😄

@yeahitskimmel

Ай бұрын

My grandpa used to have these padded toilet seats

@seanfishback3340

Ай бұрын

Poop standing up?

@vidiotsyndrome

Ай бұрын

Stand up to wipe between rounds

@MattyRRG

29 күн бұрын

get a foot stool and straighten your legs out every now and then, or use it to raise your knees higher

My personal recommendation for anyone you plays video games at John's house...... bring your own controllers or wash your hands REALLY well afterwards!! 😂🤣😂

"gonna ask me regardless why it took me so long in there" is so real lmao

One suggestion - When you were putting the hinges on and you were blowing the nails too far out the sides, use a scrap block as a backer and it prevents the nail from blowing out the wood and it makes a little cleaner and easier to fix if it does go through. Great work. love all the fun projects

Something I just thought of, for the wobbliness and single mounting point for the top half, could you add some structural pieces that are attached to the bottom of that top half and will act as a guide? You could even have them be like drawer mounting brackets so it's smooth and could be attached at both ends.

Feel bad for Sam, that thing would have crushed him!

What suction hold was that to carry the plywood?? Perfect Father’s Day gift!

I figured you would add vertical side tracks to aid in shelf stability/guiding. Maybe a linear rail or v-wheel setup

Stain and oil is my favorite part. The beauty of the project comes to life. ❤️

Congrats on 1M followers!! Been here from the beginning and it’s been great watching your channel grow.. keep up the great videos!!

All great scenarios start with "Here's what I'm thinking...". Oh, and you can't leave out "I got this..."

I see you have a Benchmade Bugout, John, that's awesome! Love that knife, currently have two of them. You got any other folding knives you like to carry? I collect all sorts of knives in different price ranges. Also, great work on the cabinet!

Well, there goes thte Employee efficiency rate.... Cool build, and the remodel came out pretty dang good! Well done Sam!

0:54 "if we could get some sort of gun..." Gotta shoot the the shit while shooting the shit 😂😂😂

I will say my wife loved her 32” TV that is viewable from Bath, Shower and Toilet with Door open. My buddies love it too when games are on. They will turn the game on in the master bathroom so it’s all set when the bathroom breaks are needed

The king👑 of youtube is back

@30:59 -- Jody @InspireWoodcraft showed a couple years ago a tip that still boggles the mind -- he turned his miter gauge *around* in the table saw, so that he could reference the leading end of the material when pushing through the cut. Super handy, I still use it all the time!

I don't hate it. But man, that beveled joint combined with the wobbly nature of the top scares me in actual use. It has reminded me that motorized mounts exist, which may prove useful for the actual arcade I'm building, so thank you for that. Oh, and hello from Vermont.

Congrats on a million subs and thanks for making me one in a million! :)

Yo! How about a Conveyor Belt Table for your shop? Completely unnecessary but Sooo much fun.

@neonllamasftw

Ай бұрын

Sounds like something for @unnecessaryinventions

Build a Billiards table next. Another idea is a rack to hold rifles.

...and I loved the bourbon bar build.

YOU DID IT AGAIN, THAT IS REAL COOL

When John said KZreadrs wouldn't typically show their dumbs, my immediate thought was, "Wesley Treat has a whole dumb counter in his shop!" Hahaha.

One hell of build love it

I really appreciate the "Please sponsor me Nintendo" shot.

Ridiculous? Yes. But entertaining as hell always! Thanks for the cool videos as usual John.

Awesome build. Do you plan on continuing a line of safety equipment after ShopShades, i.e hearing and respiratory protection?

Make a wood working table with as many tech gadgets in it as you can.

Just a thought; could you have added a larger plasma cut plate to the underside of the motorised shelf for stability to spread the load a bit better?

That you missed the obvious "YOU LIKE THAT!" Kirk Cousins cut is criminal. 🤣 18:25

Who needs a hidden tv in their bathroom when we all have phones to watch instead

Nature is neat!

I've watched a lot of your videos and we're subscribers. I'm sorry to be a nit picker, but I see in this episode that your 1st Cav flag is being partially covered by another flag. I'm partial to the 1st Cav flag as my dad was in it, and he was also a carpenter. He passed away 5 years ago, and watching your show and seeing glimpses of the 1st Cav flag reminds me of him. BTW, he'd get a kick out of your show! 🙂

It's awesome. You are awesome. I'm just super happy you got it finished in the 3 day time window, because otherwise...well, otherwise... Okay, I'm not sure what would have happened but thank god it got done in time. ;)

Did I just watch you create a rabbit with a biscuit joiner? How have I never seen this before?

I'd love to see a 1v1v1 again, but this time without the expensive floor tools. Are you still the best in your shop using contractor saws and hand tools?

Supposedly Zach Frazier is a woodworking fan; you're going to have to invite him to one of your upcoming videos. As to this one - holy 💩!

I was half expecting a hidden spot for a bathroom pistol. You never want to be caught on the crapper without a "sh*tter gat" as one of my gun nut friends calls it lol.

Honestly I'd put tv in bathrooms mainly so people could continue to watch sports while there in there like a Applebee's did...

"The New Jankee Workshop" lol good work.

22:35 I cringed the whole time you were doing that, while knowing I would have done the exact same thing, while also saying "Don't try this at home"... 😂

Great idea John. Play some Quake or Doom and then when something scares the crap out of you, you're already in the right place. :)

Throne of Games

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 usually don't spend that much time in there....Boss there cracks the whip lol

Hit that 1 million sub mark. Someone’s getting a workshop!

Very nice, great job

Nice office bathroom. Did you move it to your house?

Best woodworker and advice giver still to this day💯💯💯💯💯helped me through A Lot of hard times💯💯💯💯💯

should add a bidet to keep it moist

Really I would have left the sides solid and put little guide pins in it to keep the tv lift from being to wobbly and just that little extra support, I mean if the shelf is a little odd on height I don’t think anyone would notice it’s a bathroom in a shop lol

Not my boss walking into my office just as soon as THATS A THICK ASS BOY plays. lol. This build screams squrilley malecki. I love it

This is stupidly amazing lol

You got to love a hidden compartment and it looks great the black with brown kicks plus you looked like a professional for a change lol

Now that's just funny as hell, I don't care who you are!! Very cool build John

Exellent 😂😂 très beau travaille

Dude! Watching you on that table saw, how do you still have all your fingers?!😮

Love it, that looks like something my brother would have in his bathroom...if he only had indoor plumbing.

Make shop shades with yellow tinted glass

Instead of Feather FInish, use Ardex TWP (Tilt-Wall Patch)

I just need a quiet space to pound off, this sounds like a great solution!

Just subscribed. Love what I have seen so far.

Love that you called the European hinges French lol. And yea.. those hinges you ended up using suck really bad.

Add some tracks on the back of the wall that it rides up?

John this is really awesome, I wish you sold them! You should change the title to secret gaming setup and have that picture of you sitting on the toilet playing because i swear this video was recommended to me at least 7 times today and if that would've been the title and thumbnail, I would've watched it on the first!

John we need a ceiling that can convert into touch screen tik tok /media mega screen while your on the bed 😂

Turned out great

You'll spend 90% of the bathroom time raising and lowering the tv, and booting up whatever game system you will be using. Lol

i am trying to understand the logic of painting the natural wood with black and staining the plywood :/ poor maple, in the end looks nice :) bit weird when it "opens" :D

Next time you need shorter nails really quick you can just cut the rack shorter with tin snaps I do it all the time it works!

You guys should attempt something from a show that's near and dear to childhood me, "Home Improvement"!

Hard to beat blastin zombies while you’re blasting the toilet 🤣

Thanks for the new trick! My biscuit joiner is now a router as well. Occasionally. Maybe.

@BoBandits

Ай бұрын

25:00 crunch crunch grind...

What's better than poop particles on your controllers? Other ppls poop on your controllers lol

@yeahitskimmel

Ай бұрын

Call it Pink Eye Arcade

I bought that same tv for my garage. F those screws 😂

@12:27 “nailed it!!” Or glued it? 😂🤣

Builds a hidden cabinet so he gets a break from the family in the bathroom. Installs it at work.

Hello John Could you please make building Plants I seriously want to build one on my own because that look cool

Nice👌

You'll need a lifting mechanism for your preparation H.

Is it just me, or is John obsessed with monitoring his heart rate 😂 Also, talk about a gaming recipe for hemorrhoids!

Wonder if drawer slides when it opens would help keep it aligned? Maybe cross supports on the back?

Your ideas are so narley!!!! You have an outlet that low in the bathroom? You'll know where your girls are! Watching Bluey in the bathroom!!

Live on the edge you big Chicken . redo a bathroom at home with the gaming😂

My hero.

Awesome!!! Congratulations on 1,00,000 subs!!!

Is there any plan to offer shop shades with prescription lenses in the future?? Only reason I haven’t ordered some. I need prescription glasses.

I would order some shop shades. But I work outside and almost never use clear safety glasses. You guys could bring in a lot more customers who primarily wear tinted safety because they work outside. No hate just an opinion

@9:29 - I love the custom branded pocket knife...what brand is it?

What kind of tiles did you use for the floor?

John really enjoyed this video laying in bed just laughing now I’m going out to my shop and building one much that the chagrin of my wife