If only Halo skills could be used as dating currency

This guy never lost his virginity because he never loses.

This is how I imagined my friend’s older brother played back in 2008.

This is not a halo video- this is a cry for help.

Married and father here. Havn't done an overkill in halo probably since 2010 so thank you for showing this content for us!

When the match's only fun for that one guy.

I only talk to females if they’re at least a five star general with a 50 in dubs to show that they’re committed to a relationship

"There won't be any females if we don't stop the banished." - Master Chief, probably.

People either started playing yesterday or have been playing halo since the day it came out and are godlike there are no in between halo players

He hasn't talked to a female, but who isn't to say females talk to him

"Work was stressful, I'll just play some quick slayer to unwind"

If she ain’t a 50 in swat I don’t want her

It’s like I can hear my parents fighting in the background all over again <3

I appreciate that you include little mistakes, shot misses, and deaths to show that even if your skills are impressive you aren't perfect, as not one is. Very humble :)

I've only seen gameplay like this once before. Back in the day my brother ranked maybe 30, He took acid one night and started playing like a halo god. It looked just like this. He said he could see the "Halo Code"

I like the guy that stared in your general direction looking at you at

8:10

I love how after some of these kills, the player pauses and contemplates life decisions.

There's just something so special about becoming so skilled in Halo that no other game represents, it's the medals, the announcers voice blaring so fast after each achievement, the sound of each gun. It's honestly Perfection. Halo player for life man

I love that he leaves in the mistakes at the end of a clip. Really humanizes him and makes you know he doesnt think of himself as some omnipotent halo god.