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@reenapurohit9881

4 жыл бұрын

Bhai Udaipur Rajasthan aao yaha PE Aap ke bahut fans hai

@yogindersaini4460

4 жыл бұрын

Why don't you say your dad that You are advising me to go from DND experssway then what are you doing at Sarita Vihar road??🤔🤔🤣😂😝

@harwindersingh1478

4 жыл бұрын

Your comedy is dark but funny

@kushagra5516

4 жыл бұрын

Bhai udaipur aao na please

@abhisheksinghchauhan6342

4 жыл бұрын

Bro some time your face like mr. Ben and its amazing

I am happy to know that I am not the only directionally challenged person in this world

@VarunWadhwa.

3 жыл бұрын

Congo bro😂😂

@thelosttomato4020

3 жыл бұрын

I feel you bro

@manyaajoshi4023

3 жыл бұрын

Don't tell me u are that uber driver Ramesh 😂😂😂

@firstnamecomesfirst

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats 👏👏👏

@Sakshi-gr6eo

3 жыл бұрын

Me too😂

Acha hua season 2 mai nahi aaye warna woh bhi jeet jaatey.

@yashmaheshwari1833

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahhaa

@gurkiratsinghanand5838

4 жыл бұрын

@samay exactly !!

@nikitabansal9747

4 жыл бұрын

Hi Samayyyyyyyyyyyy ❤️

@sahilsolanki6099

4 жыл бұрын

Abbe asli wala samay nahi hai ya, Varna iska Naam realsamayraina hota

@DipanDey

4 жыл бұрын

This comment has a separate fan base... Want to see both of you perform together someday.. somewhere

"Kidney se U-turn" reminded me that I came on YT to study for my tomorrow's science exam. Thank you. ( Hn hn bc puri video dekhne ke bad jaugi)

@suyashdubey845

3 жыл бұрын

😂you are also direction challenged , came to study on yt but forgot the direction

@dhirenpahlani8545

3 жыл бұрын

And bc comment bhi kar ke he jaungi 😂

@00seven77

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@VarunWadhwa.

3 жыл бұрын

@@suyashdubey845 lol

@aditikule2482

2 ай бұрын

😅😂😅😂 I hope you passed that test😂😅

That Ramesh Suresh part reminds me of the chocolate ad 😂😂

"Ye baat karo ek second" ... Hahahha bahut funny 😊

@kaustubhchakrabarti2400

2 жыл бұрын

Biggest fan Random Chikibum 😊

Biswa once said “Standup comedian is not a person saying funny things. It is a person who is funny and just saying things” Nishant Suri is that person who is absolutely funny and just saying normal things.

@TheRahulDua

4 жыл бұрын

Suri iski baat mat sunio. Isne ek dialogue seekh liya hai, ye har jagah same chaep deta hai. Meri teeno videos k neeche isne same chaep rakha hai. Wahan mera naam likhke. Iska koi deen-imaan nahi hai

@saharshhpathe

4 жыл бұрын

Rahul Dua mera imaan sirf Comedy aur ache videos aur thode likes hai sir. Gareeb aadmi ko thoda khush hone do. 🐒

@gurkiratsinghanand5838

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheRahulDua I was just gonna reply that on his comment . He's tryna get some like over his comment , @saharsh , Tu Mera hi Bhai hai, likes aur attention paane ke liye Kuch bhi karega mere Jaise !!! 😂😂😂

@saharshhpathe

4 жыл бұрын

Gurkirat singh Anand bhai bhai bhai bhai 😂

@gurkiratsinghanand5838

4 жыл бұрын

@@saharshhpathe nice try , but Rahul dua ne tumhari yeh trick pakad li

This guy made me so laugh that tears couldn't find their way out and came when I failed in the exam🤣🤣

Y'all I have seen many standups, and this guy is just effortlessly funny. Nishant Suri, where were you all this while?!?!! He deserves more views I swear.

Don’t tell me your girlfriend’s name was “Disha” 😂

@dheerajmishra780

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@pankajkandwal3699

4 жыл бұрын

Disha Patani ho skta he sayad 😂😂😂😂😂

@vanibh93

4 жыл бұрын

@@pankajkandwal3699 bhai! Underrated comment !

@pankajkandwal3699

4 жыл бұрын

@@vanibh93 really 🤔🤔🤔🤔🔥🔥

@dheerajmishra780

4 жыл бұрын

@@pankajkandwal3699 yes because usko **disha pata nahi**

His expressions are somewhat like Mr bean

@USBEN.

4 жыл бұрын

Nice observation

@akhilarora6022

4 жыл бұрын

even during comicstaan i used to feel like this guy should atleast make a sketch video like mr bean. He'd be brilliant at it.

@DarshanPatel-ni9gt

4 жыл бұрын

2:42😂

@sornatuscom8428

4 жыл бұрын

True man

@shwetaabhatnagar8729

4 жыл бұрын

Anupam Verma I agree,, I also feel same that his expressions are quite similar to Mr Beans...

Aye it's so good to hear that I am not the only one who is bad at directions.

As a big fan of the Indian standup scene, I think Nishant is arguably the wittiest out there. Cute clever lines with the simplest of deliveries. While being one hundred percent desi. Authenticity of the finest grade. Sincerely hoping for him to end up as more than a standup comic. What an absolute gem! Best wishes - Fan from Nagaland.

@NishantSuri11

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you. Very sweet of you 🙂

Thanks for watching doston. If you're also directionally challenged like me, you were probably searching for someone else's video and landed here accidentally. But now that you're here,and you liked the video, you can follow me on instagram.com/nishantsuri11 If you didn't like the video, fir bhi follow Kar Lena, taaki personally Mujhe DM karke gaali de sako. Chalo ok bye love you (platonically).

@iamtheone275

4 жыл бұрын

Going to follow u

@Tendo_27

4 жыл бұрын

I have the same problem bro... Don't have a vehicle yet... But... Lol quite worried on how will I manage this problem of mine.. Also the stand up was really funny enjoyed it alot...❤️🤘🤘

@abhinaysaxena4528

4 жыл бұрын

And that was good please make more videos and I would love to be in your show great work dost🥰

@HUMDARD

4 жыл бұрын

Halka sa logic b daalna chahiye tha bhai,😂 reproductive aur digestive system ka koi connection nhi hota

@brokencompass6156

4 жыл бұрын

Same problem .... But not of your magnitude 😆😆

The funniest medically inaccurate thing ever 🤣

@mohammedmaniar6722

4 жыл бұрын

bro

@anuragshrivastawa1294

4 жыл бұрын

I'm an architecture student but could still figure out.

@aditee

4 жыл бұрын

I think the inaccuracies are the joke.

@Lux-cd6to

4 жыл бұрын

@Atmaja Atmarupa I know right 😂

@abhilashasingh9355

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed like hell on that intestine part...it's indigestible for a medico...😁😁😁

And I thought I was the only one having issues with directions. Thanks for the company everyone now I at least know I'm not alone😂. Once my baba was taking me to school for the first time, usually mama would take me. While we were on the way, I forgot the directions to my school where I've been studying for almost 8 years 😂😂😂

@dOVERanalyst

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect. And I felt bad I need atleast 5-8 times to remember a place.

@maninderkoursandhu693

3 жыл бұрын

Aur mujhe aaj realise hua arrey I'm directionally challenged ya Jo BHI Bolte Hain isko 🤣🤣🤣🤣he's too funny

@jyotikuniyal2.046

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha same here,meko lagta tha mai hi aklei dumb hu

@akir4979

3 жыл бұрын

Omg same I’ve been studying and going to the same school for 11 years but I still don’t know the road 😂

@sanjaysahoo104

Жыл бұрын

Its a fucking nightmare...i feel like my whole life is ruined😔

Being a doctor with a terrible sense of direction I relate madly with this set😂😂

@cc6755

4 жыл бұрын

how do you know your way around the organs when you operate?

@manjunath7497

3 жыл бұрын

@@cc6755 ohoh...anyways doctor will have on overview option 😝

Not just this, all stand up jokes are either scientifically, socially, practically, technically or in some way or the other impossible ones. That's why they are jokes and not facts.

@NishantSuri11

4 жыл бұрын

I'm going to pin this comment so that everyone hating on the science in this joke can stfu 🕺

@randomguy1897

4 жыл бұрын

@@NishantSuri11 what happened? You got lost on the way of pinning his comment?

@ChandravijayAgrawal

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomguy1897 😂😂😂

@ritwikpandey9201

4 жыл бұрын

@@NishantSuri11 when will you pin, brother? it has been 6 months

@aakashthakur2112

4 жыл бұрын

@@NishantSuri11 lagta hai bhai comment pin karne wale option ka direction bhul gya

I lost directions and found a directionless artist who went missing after comicstan Grt content😁😁😁😁🤐

@NishantSuri11

4 жыл бұрын

Great comment 😄😄😄😄🤐

i can 100% relate with this video because i have the same problem with directions- roads nd all, everytime i go out i need someone with me either be it my siblings or friends not for safety purpose but for direction😂

All directionally challenged people hit like !

@cjmech9156

4 жыл бұрын

They could not find your comment

@nehaaafreen4954

4 жыл бұрын

Mee too big time.

@mohdmujtaba2885

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@sumitjainkgp

4 жыл бұрын

Bhae apna jhore mil gya

@MrBijiBoy

4 жыл бұрын

Facebook khola thha youtube comment box me kaise aaya me.

He was late coz he did not know the directions to youtube😂😂

Competition for abhishek upmanyu😂😂😂but (Abhishek upmanyu)he is legend😍 No confusion 😀

@bugresolver4265

4 жыл бұрын

True

@vikramcharan6101

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think so

@rajansingh6796

4 жыл бұрын

Very true. But abhishek is a lil par 😊

@amardiep

4 жыл бұрын

Abhimanyu is legend of tones

@smritipandey1863

4 жыл бұрын

They both are best in their own way

It seems really awesome to see people trying to make you laugh in such a trauma centric world.

"Kya kamaal ka sparam hai ye" - Annu Kapoor

@smartysai5372

4 жыл бұрын

Vicky donar🤣🤣

@Contrarian01

4 жыл бұрын

Sperm hota hai be gawaar

@vatsalpitliya9501

4 жыл бұрын

@@Contrarian01 chup chutiye

@saythetruth1396

4 жыл бұрын

😂👍

@ayushkumarsingh1053

4 жыл бұрын

@@Contrarian01 Iss Akhand Ko Koi..Sarcasm samjhao Be..!!

Bro, your problem seems genuine. Hold my beer! I'm a trucker in Canada and I've been driving for 5 years now. To this day and moment I have no idea what highway to get onto and what exit to take in order to reach the place of delivery/unloading/loading/pickup. I'm the personification of 'dumb fuck'...🤷🏻‍♂️

@NishantSuri11

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha. Galat profession nahi choose kar lia aapne?

@devamrikhi3573

4 жыл бұрын

Nishant Suri hahahahaha! Sahi gal ae yaar..thanks to GPS..It's a boon for me🙌🏻

Hilarious

@mohanlalray2838

3 жыл бұрын

Big fan sir

@life.learner

3 жыл бұрын

Big fan

@youreoffline4934

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know you watched Nishant Suri

I am so glad that im not the only person in this world who has zero sense of direction :)

I was eating and I swear I choked 4 times 😂😂

@shandilisrivastava4085

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vivek-yx7hz Pehle choke Ka mtlb Dekh ke aa, phir baat krte hai

@shandilisrivastava4085

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vivek-yx7hz Haan toh Jo fas gaya tha, vo nikal gaya. I am completely fine. Thank you for your concern

@shandilisrivastava4085

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vivek-yx7hz That sarcasm was very unnecessary...

@shandilisrivastava4085

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vivek-yx7hz okay

@jashangill7138

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vivek-yx7hz only good boy i have ever seen except me who is respecting girls

When you are in the field of medicine but you still laugh when you think a sperm can go to your lungs or intestines 🤣😂😅

@NishantSuri11

4 жыл бұрын

We need more doctors with a sense of humor. Baaki saare toh baanwle ho rae hain comments mein.

@marz_from_mars

4 жыл бұрын

Also that a sperm can live for 4 yrs 😂

@justbreathe7573

4 жыл бұрын

@@NishantSuri11 *Nurse🙈

@-h-3673

4 жыл бұрын

@@marz_from_mars four years* 1985 to 1989. ...maths please☺

@marz_from_mars

4 жыл бұрын

@@-h-3673 couldn't remember the yrs he mentioned n didn't even bother checking it lol... Thanks for correcting tho ^_^

Loved watching this piece! Thank you making us laugh and destress ourselves smoothly. Great going!

Man u r soo cool u know how to make people forget everything and just laugh at ur jokes u know the rite ways.

The udd gaye at the start already had me interested

His girlfriend name would surely be Disha patani.

@akshitgulati353

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@niranjananaveen3419

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated😂

@dhruvgauni1414

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

I thought i am the only one who struggles with directions😂😂And today i am really glad that i do coz i found your video❤❤❤

This made me laugh anddd feel good cz i thought i was the only one with no sense of directions..feels good to know i'm not alone..😌🤣🤣

@Doge4555

2 жыл бұрын

Then you should have a sense of direction to succeed

I thought it was just me 😅 When Uber driver asks me the way to home, I lie that I'm new to gurgaon.

@dakshgorasya

4 жыл бұрын

Can totally relate to that.. I used to go to college everyday by bus one day in 2nd sem a friend gave me lift and i couldn't tell him directions to my room..

@AmrinderSingh-zo9jz

4 жыл бұрын

I have been caught several times saying those lines...,,😁

@samirp.3181

4 жыл бұрын

Same here. Whenever I goes out, like 40-50 km far from house It seems every place is same, whichever I'm going through. It's awkward to confess with your friend or person whom with you're traveling.

@AshokTudu

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 mujhe bhi utna direction nhi pata chalta

6:07 the subtitle 😂😂😂.

Are bhai great , mtlb kya bawal chiz ho yrr ..... Love it bro , keep up the good work

This was one of the best set i have watched in this year. And god knows why hasnt this made this to trending list!!!!! Amazing Nishant. Keep it up bro....

@drrohittheodore332

4 жыл бұрын

Totally agree

Things i don't leave home without ... Nishant Suri: Google Maps

This is an absolutely extremely tremendous video. I am watching it for the 7th time and still counting. 💕👏👏😍 I am glad that you won that race😂😂 and we got such a superb Stand Up Comedian like you. Lots Of Love and Best wishes.🤞🤞💖💖

I was laughing so hard on tht intestine wala joke😂😂tht too while sitting in library 😂u need not to be correct medically 😁 great content 👍 ND u r handsome vth those funny expressions😁

Amazing content and timing bro. Acc to me U r the next big thing in stand up. All the best. Waiting eagerly for your next videos.

If you remember the lines.... "Pilot... I wanted to become a Pilot...!!"😂😜🤪

@prashantupadhyay8282

4 жыл бұрын

also, ramesh

@urveshdave1861

4 жыл бұрын

@@prashantupadhyay8282 lol... absolutely!!🤣

@tanishqbajpai8182

4 жыл бұрын

The wind the sky birds shitting in your eye

@urveshdave1861

4 жыл бұрын

@@DM-vc2lx gotcha!!

@Someone-jc9fv

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Sameee brooo ...mujhe bh raste yaad nahh rahte ...ur comedy is awesome maje aa gaee🤩🤩🤩🤩

He just lost the way from MBBS to a Comedian 😆

I relateeeeeeeee to the directionally challenged part

@SD-po6hk

4 жыл бұрын

But still you have found the way to my heart

This was such a good set, Nishant! Great job. I had a riot of a laugh, although I might've woken up the old couple travelling with me xD

Sir aap ka stand up lajawaab hai, maza aagya.

Yaar he is too good.. mere ko to pyar ho gaya iski do videos dekh k he 😍😍😍

So medically incorrect 😂🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂

@pushp3907

4 жыл бұрын

Anatomy ki maa behen ekk krr de😂😂😂

@thiscommentor2858

4 жыл бұрын

Please explain for the sake of ignorant people like us.

@sreekanthpillai7778

4 жыл бұрын

Uska papa african ho sakta hai intestine tak pahuch hogi

@prabeenkumarbehera2179

4 жыл бұрын

@@sreekanthpillai7778 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@ishraq7734

4 жыл бұрын

@@sreekanthpillai7778 brooooo ahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. I am alone in a hotel room in a foreign country, and I was laughing out loud. Loved it.

Your shows are literally aweeesssome😍😍😍first time i am addicted to some one rather than some subject of stand up comedy....keep going.....all d very best....

When Mr. Bean speaks Hindi😂😂😂

I can relate to this as i also have no sense of direction

i was WAITING for your standup clip since the comicstaan 1 ENDED... this video just explains why !!! so funny !!

I just loved your videos...they are amazing😂😂 Looking forward for more of them.

Your presence of mind and content creativity is Brilliant.!!

That's my story ... I'm also directionally challenged😂😂😂😂😂

@Shaaan

4 жыл бұрын

Lel me too bc of STML

@SD-po6hk

4 жыл бұрын

But still you have found the way to my heart.

@SD-po6hk

4 жыл бұрын

Lol Kidding, I really wanted to use this pickup line where it is contextually right.😂😂😂

@shishirakumarnayak9318

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god so sad to hear this. You deserve special treatment from the govt.

@akanksha619

4 жыл бұрын

@@shishirakumarnayak9318 Yeah... Should I protest 😜😜😜😜

This was such a relatable video for me..and Omg how hilarious a person can be This was epic

Damn man! This video needs much much more views! Hilarious af! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Something about his face man. I like listening to this guy.

Finally 😍😍

@binodtharu3157

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm

From one Nishant to another. Legend 🔥

YOU ARE DAMN GOOD MAN!! Loved each of your comedy videos

Oh God this is so me..Trust me,I even had problem in finding my department during class hours..🙈🤣

I laughed so hard throughout the set so so much. Amazing content

This is such a well written set man! Kudos

That mic stunt should go down as "sasta mic drop" forever!

@-h-3673

4 жыл бұрын

Mic drop. Mic drop Mic drop is my favorite

@-h-3673

4 жыл бұрын

Oops! Sorry, I can't help I just happen to relate everything with bts,,:-)

@enticingmahila7406

4 жыл бұрын

Haha so true 😂

Biswa once said “Standup comedian is not a person saying funny things. It is a person who is funny and just saying things” Biswa is that person who is absolutely funny and just saying normal things.

Something completely different....loved every bit

Story of my life.. 😂😂😂😂 Every word is related to me yaar... Except that smoking part... Loved it yaar.. 💜💜✌✌✌✌😊😊

@SD-po6hk

4 жыл бұрын

But still you have found the way to my heart.

@SD-po6hk

4 жыл бұрын

Lol Kidding, I really wanted to use this pickup line where it is contextually right.😂😂😂

@madhaviballal2778

4 жыл бұрын

@@SD-po6hk Yuppp...... 😊😊✌

Bahut sahi boss! Extremely intelligent content and spot-on delivery 👍

He is different, he is amazing, no words to express his creative mind

Sadaam Hussain is doing comedy now 🔥

@milishadubhashe6910

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂😂

Such an ordinary thing made me laugh so hard. Damn you Nishant Suri, you're awesome.

OMG that was hilarious 😄 I was in a bad mood and this really helped me forget my worries ❤️😘loved it

You are just hilarious and I am obsessed with you really ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Good set man. Today when everyone is on stage trying standup, this was refreshing. Keep it up..!!

Good one Rasta! Amazing timing :)

Genuine comedian you are bro. Voice is too good. I just like the way of you handing the stage thing. God bless you

Humor level 100000000%.....👌👌👌

As a person who has been directionally dyslexic most of her life, I felt like I looking into the looking glass. Relieved to know I'm not the only one. Thanks Nishant, you have a new fan and subscriber :* P.S. you're adorably handsome

Nishant, I just want to say this set was worth waiting for 👍🏼

Bhai mazaa agaya.... you are just amazing

Too good!! 1985 last in the marathon made me laugh uncontrolled!! 😂 Great Comedy is to joke about something you belong to, not to joke on others. Great piece of work!

I relate with u man.. Directionally challenged one and yes that chacha Chowdhury too. 🤧

Mast 🔥🔥😂😂😂 I have 0 sense of direction too. Once I got lost inside a park.

Amazing stand up. Dude pls make more videos your expressions are awesome

Sir, its my first time i had gone through ur vedios. And i was like "ku jee rhi thi me itne salo se😅😅 U r superb ♥keep doing.. all th best wishes

Oh man I just loved the impromptu joke!!

I appreciate you Bhai more than your expectation. "My new girl friend thought if I were a spontaneous person" excellently observed😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Bhai Nishanth please keep posting ....you are just fantabulous....🥰Haas Haas ke mai aagra pahunch gaya 😛

This is the gold standard of comedy!! I loved it!!

So relatable. I missed my house once while walking on its way!

Was very embarrassed to say that I have a bad sense of direction, you made it into stand up comedy and made me feel better. Thank you sir.

Sahi hai apana bhai Nishant... keep going ....great content

got no words, just awesome. love this just most.

Anatomically impossible , but still made me laugh 😂