I have less than 30 minutes.. what could go wrong? | Trying New Makeup
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Oh, hi, pumpkins! In today’s video, I have to get ready... really fast. Sorry about everything! Enjoy!
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REFY Brightening and Blurring Serum Concealer with Plant-Derived Squalene (3) | howl.me/cmlPYtQnRjf
Hourglass Vanish Airbrush Pressed Powder (Translucent) | howl.me/cmlP2dBmJ9d
SEPHORA COLLECTION Matte Bronzer Powder (00-Sun-Kissed Haze) | howl.me/cmlP3tS8RLb
Kosas Blush is Life Baked Talc-Free Dimensional + Brightening Blush (Euphoria) | howl.me/cmlP8W55PqP
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reviews with a timer would be so chaotic but also fun
@TheresaisDead
Ай бұрын
I was thinking about timing myself in the future haha
@Mama-de-Tia
Ай бұрын
Great idea - I cannot wait for the ensuing chaos 😂
@borispeper6981
Ай бұрын
This would be some really disgusting, really gross, really trashy but adorable series
Bless your ability to film a get ready with me before logging into work. I haven't been able to crawl out of bed more than 5 minutes before logging into work from home in a year. You're amazing, even if you log in late.
In high-school i was a hostess at my local red lobster and we would stash cheddar bay biscuits in the hostess stand and snack on them all shift. That actually explains a lot thinking back on it😂
My ADHD time hole is watching YT while putting my face on in the morning and 45 minutes disappears in a snap and I'm left yelling "Ok, well, it's another ponytail day, just grab the keys, we'll doordash lunch; just go or all the parking spaces will be gone! Stop touching your face! MOVE!"
My time blind self sitting here chilling with youtube videos and eating breakfast while I only have 15 mins left to get the hell out of the house 😂
Me every morning, getting ready for work, gets distracted by my cat, pets/cyddles him for 20 minutes , gotta rush to finish getting ready
We've had Strawberry makeup, Cold Girl makeup, Coffee makeup...... please, please make Goblin makeup an actual thing.
I work 3 12-hour graves in a row and have a 45minute drive, so on work days I get up an hour before I have to leave. Some days I will literally stare at the ceiling for up to 30 minutes before getting out of bed. Today was one of those days, and I'm grateful to be watching this on my lunch break. 🖤🖤🖤
@borispeper6981
Ай бұрын
Heroine
I’m not really into make-up tutorials so I don’t know how I got here, but you are so fucking funny that I ended up sitting through this whole video 😂🤣 I’m super picky when it comes to humor for some reason (I mean who doesn’t love to laugh?!) but you literally made me giggled from my belly the entire time😅 Definitely following this channel. P.s. I just realized the name of your channel and lmfaoooo
As someone who is also working a job with insane hours and feeling exhausted... hang in there! And thank you for your videos even though you are so busy. This made my whole day.
@borispeper6981
Ай бұрын
Nurse?
@flare21amg
Ай бұрын
Accountant
@borispeper6981
Ай бұрын
@@flare21amg Your dedication and hard work as an accountant are truly inspiring. Your attention to detail and commitment to excellence make a big difference. Keep up the amazing work
My 9yr old daughter loves watching you with me, she laughs and asks "Mum can we watch sweary Theresa please" 😂 If my 9yr old can watch and not go on & swear & look past the swearing then so should You Tube. Just my 2 cents lol
You’re so chaotic under a time crunch and I love it 🤣
I sympathise with your work dread, I’ve been there before. Currently I’m only in the phase of feeling extremely disengage from my job and all the unrealistic expectations. Unsure whether a different role would help but probably not… Well done to both of us for making it in.
The Refr Concealer looks great ... def one I am gonna try. In the mornings (which I HATE BTW), I drag myself around the house like a neanderthal and have many minutes of brain-fart before I can actually reconcile myself to the fact that I HAVE to work .. so I get-ya!!! 🤣😵💫
I seen julia adams compare the kosas blushes to the baked essence ones and theyre pretty darn similar 😊
Now all I want to see is a vlog of your future brand trip endeavors with Kosas lol
@borispeper6981
Ай бұрын
C`mon Kosas u better bring it
The work dread is so real right now. Hope you're doing well!!
After swatching all of them in store, I bough 6 of the Kosas blushes 😅 so good!!!
As a nurse we work crazy hours and are stupid tired all the time. I love seeing someone with the same outlook on life reviewing shit the way I do 😂😂
You had me scream laughing multiple times. "You're going to Hollywood" really sent me LMAOOO. I love the grwm
Your skin looks amazing so healthy and glowy❤
@ccharles848
Ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!!!
If I get up early and think I have plenty of time to get ready, I end up taking twice as long to get ready. Next thing I know, I’m running late. I somehow do better when I have to rush.
Lost time??? Oh no!!! Alien abduction. 👽 😂
I love when I'm one of the first people to comment. Or watch a video and every time I see a new one from you. I get so excited. Your videos are always a good time.
If you like the Sephora bronzer you would love the Sephora contour stick in Fair. It's awesome! I use it every time I put on makeup 🖤
"...when endless shrimp meant something" 😂🤣😂
I also think it’s only going to take a minute and 30min later I am still doing my makeup and I am late
I would love to see you on one of the Creators and Friends trips. Of the vlogs I've seen, everyone seems to be having a great time hanging out with each other or doing things on their own. Maybe Kosas could be one of their sponsors 🤔
The REFY glosses are so pretty!!! Would love to see you try more of their stuff!!!
I absolutely love this chaos! I’m glad it isn’t just me🤣🤣 while I rush to get ready because I’m also behind, & still close youtube 4-5 times to add things to my grocery order/sephora cart, anddd my cat distracts me by being a cute gremlin 🐈⬛ 🤣❤️
I wfh and have to meet a certain quota for the day, and often find myself to have gone missing in the brain a lot during the day and then have to rush to catch up with my numbers. It’s super fun 😅
I knew you weren’t going to like the hourglass powder ! I bought it when it came out, used it once and immediately returned ! 😂😂
1 hands down 😂😂😂
3. Reasonable Monster!
Thank you for picking up the refy concealer! I was intrigued because it looks so desaturate & I saw Tom used it & said it has a grey undertone which just immediately made me sit up & take note! It looked beautiful on you until you used the powder. That's honestly the story of my life. I have yet to find a powder that looks good, ever.
i say they send you on a brand trip and load your room with all new products for you to go wild with and room service.
MAC has an amazing bronzer in the shade rosy matte I think you might like. There’s a shimmery rose toned one as well. Finally found a bronzer that isn’t orange on my uncooked chicken sitch.
Love your sense of humour😂😂😂 you always make my day, thank you xx
Hi Theresa, any chance we’ll see a midyear favorites from you? Too many launches, we need to know what’s gooood!
thank you for making time to entertain us as always!! 💚💚💚
Love your channel so much❤
I love the f02 singe brush. So good
Love 💕 you Theresa!!!!
the blushes are beautiful and it looks beautiful on you. 💗💗💗
I have oily skin and the Hourglass powder did nothing for me. I’m sorry it didn’t work for you either. Love your videos ❤
Biiiiiiiitch, I need Euphoria! 🤩 And what highlighter did you throw on top?! 👀
Goblin Theresa! ❤
Little Dutch Boy...I die. And i cannot unsee it.
You're giving me anxiety lol with the time thing cause I don't like being late
Thanks for the reviews, i like how you described the Refy concealer so i want to try it, i like that it is kinda watery and dries down.
The Sephora brand setting spray is so fkn good!! I used to use the milani but it was too matte, the Sephora one is more natural. Also love your content and you ❤️
Into an egg!! lol too funny.
I only use the hourglass in my oily t zone. It was not pretty on my dry spots.
I also love kosas powder products. The bronzer smells like crayons. But I do like them
Mercy Buckets!
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NOT NATALIE DENONA! 😂
@borispeper6981
Ай бұрын
Tash`s evil sister - so hilarious
If you want my misery story, I ususally get up with my alarn at 5 am, but last week I was so tired because my hypetension medication causes constant coughing and wouldn't let me sleep (they don't make being 27 like they used to), and I just blinked and it was suddenly 5:35. I cannot say howmuch I had to run. And because I was so tired I didn't prep the coffee machine to turn on automatically at 5 the night before, so I ran to the kitchen to see my father was puting coffee grounds in the machine and no coffee being done. I ended up with one less cup of coffee by the time I started work at 7
😅 I might have time to get ready, but I also have to go to the bathroom three times before I can leave! Crohn's Disease is B
@borispeper6981
Ай бұрын
ouch
Are you wearing a highlighter? If so, which? If not… is that glow just from the blush? Looks really nice!
I'm sorta new- where do you work/what do you do? Love your channel 😁
What highlighter did you use? Looks amazing!!!
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An evil bird 🤣🤣
I’m glad you got the hourglass powder and said that-I’ve always wanted to try hourglass powder, but I’m afraid it’ll just be the same as other powder. Is it worth it?
Your face is so pretty
That bronzer is a really nice shade on you. I was wondering ... Do you ever review products from Terra Moons, Clionadh, and/or Kaleidos Cosmetics? Hope your workday went well.
Hope you had a good day at work ☺️
1 Monster 😂
Anything could distract me into the void thought place if I am resistant to Have to Do what I don't wanna.
This is hilarious
I really wouldn't want to go on a brand trip with mommy bloggers and their kids, Mikayla, and Glamzilla either.
When time disappears its aliens 👽 just sayin’ 👽
When endless shrimp meant something 😔
Goblin will cave 1. 😘
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4:14 I see you are using a Singe brush, have you used Rephr? If so which do you like better? I have been contemplating between the two...and if you like something else better then those pls let me know...I want to invest in a set of good brushes ,especially eye brushes....thank you so very much. 🥰
I will NOT buy hourglass powder. So expensive and I swear there’s better at the drugstore
@TheresaisDead
Ай бұрын
AMEN - Drugstore powder FOREVER!
Dropping a 1 in the chat for monster 👹
I work in a medical group at a military base….. I fantasize about faking my death every day.
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Hey, if that whole faking your own death thing works, let me know! 😂👍🏻
1! ❤
Natalie denona, Natasha denona's evil sister that come out with the "duo chrome" highlighter
1 for monster
You should totally have gone to creators and friends ….
@TheresaisDead
Ай бұрын
I couldn't because of work :-/
Did you know the powder is matte?
@TheresaisDead
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
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Don't work too hard! Sincerely, Kristi Garbage Goblin...
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….can Natalie Denona please be a thing from now on?? 😂
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No, don’t bother with the refy brow product w the toilet bowl brush in the end. It’s shit. Absolute shit. Save ur money.
Evil bird!!! All I can think is that you can't be that funny and inappropriate at work and that's a freaking shame!!
@TheresaisDead
Ай бұрын
Actually, I am not only a good worker, but I am the personality hire in the whole dept. haha
The under eyes are giving “Amanda Rollins gambling era”. It always bothered me how dry and dehydrated her under eyes looked during that arc..
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