I HATE STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

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IHE talks about the new Star Wars movie and also reassesses his thoughts on the first two movies now the trilogy is complete.
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1:04 The Force Awakens
3:12 The Last Jedi
5:31 The Rise of Skywalker
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  • @aiwash2766
    @aiwash27664 жыл бұрын

    So Vader died for nothing

  • @b4dd1x

    @b4dd1x

    4 жыл бұрын

    I guess

  • @bryanmanuel4945

    @bryanmanuel4945

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pretty much.

  • @SkySoFew

    @SkySoFew

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was a bitch anyway.

  • @IHE

    @IHE

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pretty much

  • @GrimmReaper53320

    @GrimmReaper53320

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not really. He died to save Luke.

  • @MrMafiaDog
    @MrMafiaDog4 жыл бұрын

    Anakin being the chosen one makes 0 sense now.

  • @faronomus1589

    @faronomus1589

    4 жыл бұрын

    Matthew Mara B R U H Have you watched all of the six films?

  • @dafreshprincestolemehbitch6340

    @dafreshprincestolemehbitch6340

    4 жыл бұрын

    Matthew Mara To bring balance to the force. Sadly that was shitted upon when they decided to bring Palpatine back meaning Anakin was never the chosen one.

  • @faronomus1589

    @faronomus1589

    4 жыл бұрын

    Da Fresh Prince Stole Meh Bitch this should be a case study of how not to fucked up/handled a franchise

  • @Lordkills124

    @Lordkills124

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dafreshprincestolemehbitch6340 I don't think they did. To shorten my comment. Always 2 there are, no more, no less. I just think the prophecy was talking about 2 people as they both destroyed the sith. And both restored balance

  • @dafreshprincestolemehbitch6340

    @dafreshprincestolemehbitch6340

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sim P That’s a good theory but the problem with that is that the term has the word “THE” as in one person.

  • @c-3po648
    @c-3po6484 жыл бұрын

    I've always been the best character

  • @WingItMan217

    @WingItMan217

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes you are

  • @dexterjettster3683

    @dexterjettster3683

    3 жыл бұрын

    Except in LEGO Star Wars the complete saga

  • @Blitzyyyyy

    @Blitzyyyyy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Anakin is the best, he created you.

  • @Death11304

    @Death11304

    3 жыл бұрын

    No lets be real lord vader is the absolute best and most badass character in starwars, right next to jesus i mean obi wan and R2D2

  • @cocoacat.pngggg

    @cocoacat.pngggg

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ye u are the best

  • @experiencenz.
    @experiencenz.3 жыл бұрын

    Darth Vader: *kills everyone* Luke: He can still be redeemed! Kylo: *has a bad dream* Luke: so you have chosen death...

  • @joshuaashton1929

    @joshuaashton1929

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean Luke didn’t actually do it. But he would NEVER even think about doing it in the first place. He would’ve talked to kylo.

  • @Xehanort10

    @Xehanort10

    3 жыл бұрын

    Luke Skywalker, who in the original trilogy when he heard his friends were in danger raced to save them,freeing Han from the carbonite and helping Leia get free from Jabba after which she strangled Jabba to death, tried to redeem his dad despite the evil things Vader had done and succeeded but was also prepared for the possibility that he'd fail and so was willing to die and take Vader and Palpatine with him when the Rebels destroyed the second Death Star. Luke actually trained for a while with experienced Jedi like Obi-Wan and Yoda unlike Rey who despite not knowing what The Force is or believing it exists uses it to force Kylo out of her mind. And even though Kylo had been trained as a Jedi by Luke and in the dark side by Snoke loses to Rey who'd only just found out what The Force was and picked up a lightsaber for the first time. Then in Last Jedi she just instantly masters what it took actual strong, powerful experienced Jedi years to learn through her power of Mary Sue. People try to use Luke nearly killing Vader in Return of the Jedi to justify him thinking of killing Kylo but in ROTJ it was a moment of anger when Vader threatened Leia but after he chopped Vader's arm off and looked at his own prosthetic arm he realised he was doing what Palpatine wanted him to do, calmed himself down and stopped. But with Kylo he thought of killing a nephew who'd done nothing wrong out of paranoia. The fact that OT Luke goes from the galaxy's hero to sequel trilogy Luke who instead of trying to fix his mistake runs away to an island like a coward, drinks alien tit milk, trains Rey even though she wants to "redeem" Kylo out of lust just because she saw him shirtless, then Luke just Force projects to distract Kylo then randomly dies is a real shame.

  • @crazydacey

    @crazydacey

    3 жыл бұрын

    He saw a continual cycle that happened just like we did. By 7 it was already ridiculous because all of the Jedi were dead again and there was just the one bad guy with a lightsaber. However, I do sympathize with your point.

  • @neyuun7854

    @neyuun7854

    3 жыл бұрын

    The 3 movies started because Luke tried to kill his student over a dream

  • @SevenFootPelican

    @SevenFootPelican

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's true. It's like the people who made these movies never watched the original movies...

  • @calebbaker804
    @calebbaker8044 жыл бұрын

    “Who are you?” “Rey.” “Rey who?” *Jar Jar’s ghost appears, smiling at Rey in the distance* “Rey Binks.”

  • @rambits8264

    @rambits8264

    4 жыл бұрын

    The perfect ending

  • @emblemblade9245

    @emblemblade9245

    4 жыл бұрын

    10/10/10/10

  • @calebproductions1264

    @calebproductions1264

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was gonna make that comment you imposter lol.

  • @635574

    @635574

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@emblemblade9245 as someone who played Warframe recently that sequence of numbers is too funny.

  • @francescotonello3715

    @francescotonello3715

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would have liked it a lot

  • @expertionis794
    @expertionis7944 жыл бұрын

    lego starwars was the reboot we deserved

  • @theboogerwhogames

    @theboogerwhogames

    4 жыл бұрын

    agreed.

  • @Couch_Banana

    @Couch_Banana

    4 жыл бұрын

    And for once, the one we needed.

  • @1888swordsman

    @1888swordsman

    4 жыл бұрын

    a much better Star Wars, with jokes that are funny, not cringeworthy

  • @rampager1990

    @rampager1990

    4 жыл бұрын

    It seems video games is the way to go. Alien Isolation was better than any Aliens movie since Aliens

  • @Dragonage2ftw

    @Dragonage2ftw

    4 жыл бұрын

    Huh?

  • @meemmahn2856
    @meemmahn28563 жыл бұрын

    it's really depressing that Anakin's redemption ark was torn in half and then shit upon.

  • @WhyTho525

    @WhyTho525

    3 жыл бұрын

    And his struggles in the Prequels were shit upon too, as he wanted to save his mother and Padme. Why didn't the Jedi taught him how to use Force Heal and he could've saved both of them and then he wouldn't have been seduced by Palpatine in Revenge of the Sith.

  • @Mysikrysa

    @Mysikrysa

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@WhyTho525 The Jedi not using Force healing actually makes sense. They are supposed to not get emotionally attached to others, so I think if someone dies, it´s the will of the Force to them and they don´t try to interfere with it. At least the Jedi in the prequel era. Rey took the old books from the first Jedi temple and I assume there were some mentions of Force healing, so she could learn this ability. Kylo is the dark side user, and the darksiders don´t limit their use of the Force, so he could learn this ability too.

  • @nikkyboy1067

    @nikkyboy1067

    3 жыл бұрын

    Darth Vader's*

  • @Dfoulds28

    @Dfoulds28

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Mysikrysa Perhaps you know they should have explained this in the films, instead of just leaving it ambiguous and inconsistent. God they really cocked up that trilogy so badly, it was 3 movies trying to be their own films and in the process retconned a bunch of things inconsistently. I mean even the prequels had a more consistent story, awful writing and direction, but at least consistent.

  • @16caldwellj95

    @16caldwellj95

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Mysikrysa I don’t think it makes sense at all - the Jedi intervene in pretty much every other matter; why is it that suddenly there’s a policy of non interference when it comes to saving people?

  • @commonroadjunction4047
    @commonroadjunction40473 жыл бұрын

    In my opinion I think bringing The Emperor back was a big mistake because it totally gets rid of the redeeming aspect when Darth Vader kills him so that was pointless

  • @ninjanibba4259

    @ninjanibba4259

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's fact

  • @notreallyginger5831

    @notreallyginger5831

    3 жыл бұрын

    Very true. It also didnt feel like they built up for it and like they just thought hMmM wHo WoUlD bE a GoOd ViLlAiN??? Eeehhhh screw creativity lets just bring the Emperor back 🤪🤪🤪. So what if it screw over darth vader it means we dont have go think of a gokd villian

  • @commonroadjunction4047

    @commonroadjunction4047

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@notreallyginger5831 yeah exactly it’s so messy

  • @emem_nrd237

    @emem_nrd237

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ye I know, they also could have made Kylo the big villain like the force awakens then it would have been more of a shock when he turns back

  • @cryptic9807

    @cryptic9807

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly. The ENTIRE PLOT OF STAR WARS is Anakins redemption story. Having Palpatine come back literally makes the entire plot of the past 6 films meaningless since they failed at the entire goal of the story. Vader’s redemption story means nothing because his sacrifice was for nothing. THATS why I fucking hate the sequels and I refuse to accept them as canon. Regardless of the fact that they’re bad from a all around filmmaking standpoint, they also literally destroy the entire point and goal of Star Wars, since at the end of the day it’s Anakins story of his come up, fall, and redemption.

  • @zack-qb1xq
    @zack-qb1xq4 жыл бұрын

    it would be better if Disney had a plan going into the trilogy

  • @kirito_4kirigaya944

    @kirito_4kirigaya944

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lucas gave them 3 scripts when they asked if he had anything made so they can look at when they bought the rights he did all they took from the scripts was the names kylo and Rey that was it apparently they had George Lucas in a meeting talking about the last Jedi and Lucas was disappointed and they saw him and knew he was even mark Hamill hated the movie he has been very vocal about it you could look it up

  • @redshirt5126

    @redshirt5126

    4 жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately, no plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

  • @BeastlsTheB2ST

    @BeastlsTheB2ST

    4 жыл бұрын

    They should have had a few mega Star Wars fan's write out a general script. They would have probably done it for free and would have come up with something really cool. The only thing I liked about this movie was thinking "cool, Kylo Ren didn't kill all the Ewoks to get Vader's helmet"

  • @kirito_4kirigaya944

    @kirito_4kirigaya944

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Lee Lee Lmao my bad would forget my train of thought if I had to worry about (."',) 😂

  • @TheJawesomeOne

    @TheJawesomeOne

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kirito_4kirigaya944 that's fine if that's what you need to do, but at least look it once over once you're done and read it as if you're an outsider. If you can't make sense out of it then you need to fix it, add punctuation and proper grammar; If you seriously can't make sense out of it even when you wrote it properly then rewrite the whole thing, writers have to do so all the time.

  • @StingRayStudios
    @StingRayStudios4 жыл бұрын

    I still don’t know what this trilogy is about

  • @CocainePirate

    @CocainePirate

    4 жыл бұрын

    First Order bad, rebels good

  • @thebatman4279

    @thebatman4279

    4 жыл бұрын

    Old characters come back so you clap now.

  • @My_Legs_Hurt

    @My_Legs_Hurt

    4 жыл бұрын

    $$$

  • @thenomad9963

    @thenomad9963

    4 жыл бұрын

    it SHOULDVE been, IMO, about Rey’s struggle to resist the dark side because she is a Palpetine and Kylo Ren’s struggle to prove his worth as a Sith Lord but also struggling w the light side. This does sound like the originals or the prequels, but if if they just tried and actually followed a clear cohesive path, then I think it still would’ve been rlly good. Instead, TLJ throws the plan all over the place and ROS tries to pick up the pieces in a rush

  • @loganstriker2973

    @loganstriker2973

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's about yer mom.

  • @FatPodMan
    @FatPodMan4 жыл бұрын

    Let's be honest, we would have appreciated the trilogy a lot more if Luke woke up from a dream at the end of the movie.

  • @Blitzyyyyy

    @Blitzyyyyy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Remember when Anakin had the dream of Padme dying? He also saw this trilogy which is another major event that turned him to the dark side.

  • @bijanthegr91

    @bijanthegr91

    3 жыл бұрын

    Luke wakes up after a Saga of nightmares, to see his beloved spouse Mara Jade, their son, Ben Skywalker, and they all walk out to see the new Jedi Order in all of its glory, hearing good news from Supreme Chancellor Leia Organa Solo, and her admiral husband, Han, and their children having adventures and are dealing with the new threat the Imperial Remnant led by Admiral Thrawn... **Sighs** if only this movie did end that Saga in that way, and brought a new and greater Saga. If only...

  • @missybarbie7279

    @missybarbie7279

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bijanthegr91 ohh is that what happened in the books?

  • @Adam-xf6sq

    @Adam-xf6sq

    3 жыл бұрын

    Luke: **turns to the dark side and slaughters Ben solo** Ashoka: why? Luke: I have seen something no man was meant to see

  • @creepytyper

    @creepytyper

    3 жыл бұрын

    Luke *WAKES UP* Also luke: Phew!!! That was just a dream!!! What a nightmare....

  • @BluePhoenix_
    @BluePhoenix_3 жыл бұрын

    "As soon as the Falcon is introduced the movie goes downhill" I would say the movie goes downhill the moment Finn yells "WOHOOOOO" after he killed his former comrades. Already broken his character after a few minutes.

  • @MK-jx2lu

    @MK-jx2lu

    3 жыл бұрын

    I haven't seen the movie in ages, so reading your comment was like a PTSD flashback... John Boyega never had a chance in this series, did he?

  • @picklejuice1778

    @picklejuice1778

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh no my friend died let’s kill the rest of my friends now yaaaaay

  • @Galahad727

    @Galahad727

    2 жыл бұрын

    So true. A great idea, Stormtrooper becoming human, ruined by former Stormtrooper acting like a sociopath. What idiot writing!

  • @noneya3635

    @noneya3635

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was the beginning of the end for Finn, because his character consisted of screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! and WHOOOOOOOO! at every turn. You can tell that white american males wrote that black guy.

  • @slipstream7324

    @slipstream7324

    2 жыл бұрын

    not really white guys

  • @jogolord8122
    @jogolord81224 жыл бұрын

    “Who are you?” “Rey.” “Rey who?” “RAID SHADOW LEGENDS IS THE MOST-“

  • @WiloPolis03

    @WiloPolis03

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol I saw that on Cosmonaut's Twitter

  • @Ubermensch9240

    @Ubermensch9240

    4 жыл бұрын

    If I hear about Raid Shadow Legends one more Goddamn time......

  • @babyblue_22

    @babyblue_22

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Ubermensch9240 lol i feel you......they're sponsoring like every youtuber in history, I'm so tired of hearing about it

  • @donut5818

    @donut5818

    4 жыл бұрын

    I skip or just plain ignore every sponsorship because it generally is just a service I don’t need or a mobile game that is grindy as fuck.

  • @adam.n-steve

    @adam.n-steve

    4 жыл бұрын

    My name's Rey, Lana del Rey.

  • @brotherhoodofsteelpaladin5890
    @brotherhoodofsteelpaladin58904 жыл бұрын

    I hate how Palpatine is the main villain in this film. It just makes Vader’s sacrifice (one of the best scenes in Return of The Jedi) pointless.

  • @dromundkaasresident9175

    @dromundkaasresident9175

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ad Victoriam Thats why I don’t consider the Sequels canon

  • @pacoramon9468

    @pacoramon9468

    4 жыл бұрын

    We already have the first Order, Kylo Ren and the Knights of Ren as antagonist. Resurrecting the 120 years old Palpatine was unecesary when 2 of the 3 antagonist were killed off-screen.

  • @xsXRevanXsx

    @xsXRevanXsx

    4 жыл бұрын

    @DromundKaas Resident I agree so much! It just ruins Vader’s arc to finish. I don’t like episode 1&2 but I do like 3 and in the end together with ep 4 to 6 it’s a beautiful arc. Of a young boy being corrupted thought to be beyond redemption. But gets pulled back into the light by his son and dies for him. It’s beautiful. And this movie just spits in the face of that arc and just brings back the ol’ bad just to get asses into seats. Now let’s see how they’re gonna ruin the old republic shall we?

  • @brotherhoodofsteelpaladin5890

    @brotherhoodofsteelpaladin5890

    4 жыл бұрын

    xsXRevanXsx they’ve replaced the Sith Trooper with their own creation, a recoloured stormtrooper.

  • @xsXRevanXsx

    @xsXRevanXsx

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Ad Victoriam indeed, how original right? -_-

  • @matthewhill6066
    @matthewhill60664 жыл бұрын

    “ so who should be the villain” “I don’t no another snoke?” “Isn’t snoke just a palpatine stand in?” “Fine just make it palpatine” “But he’s dead” “We don’t pay you to write, screen writer”

  • @giratina1012

    @giratina1012

    3 жыл бұрын

    We need darth plagueis

  • @runningcommentary2125

    @runningcommentary2125

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@giratina1012 He can resurrect others... but not himself. Ironic.

  • @giratina1012

    @giratina1012

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@runningcommentary2125 how about tor valum palpatine's other master

  • @BlueShift2000

    @BlueShift2000

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well Palpatine has in Legends and Canon Clones after his Dead, Luke the first slaughtered several of them in the Books. But still, a Radio active man comic has more and a deeper story then the whole SW new trilogy shit.

  • @raafeyplayz7015

    @raafeyplayz7015

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@giratina1012 tor dies to Kylo, I’m glad they didn’t make him Palpatines master though. I would’ve had him as another pawn of Palpatine.

  • @teirdalin
    @teirdalin4 жыл бұрын

    "They fly now" They've always had flying units

  • @Ksd99

    @Ksd99

    4 жыл бұрын

    Teirdalin Ikr

  • @nemjef121

    @nemjef121

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know.. how on earth did Fin not know about flying units being a muthufukin storm trooper.

  • @John-el1ki

    @John-el1ki

    3 жыл бұрын

    I pretend that he doesn’t say that

  • @JulioCesar-bx8on

    @JulioCesar-bx8on

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fun thing is, even John Boyega made fun of that scene, in a interview he was like "yes they fly since the clone wars"

  • @lilbitoveverything9255

    @lilbitoveverything9255

    3 жыл бұрын

    They fly now?! Laughs in Jet Trooper, TIE Fighter, Star Destroyer, Imperial Shuttle, TIE Bomber, TIE Interceptor and Spy Drone. They always flew.

  • @StegoAqua
    @StegoAqua4 жыл бұрын

    Ray: *brings back people from the dead* Anakins Ghost: *rage quits*

  • @itheivoidi9151

    @itheivoidi9151

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like ATLA lol Katara

  • @jazzagazza4976

    @jazzagazza4976

    4 жыл бұрын

    Legit if people can "force heal"or whatever why didn't luke just hook his dad up with some force energy and save him from dying.

  • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj

    @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alot... and I mean INSANELY powerful force users, in the Star Wars universe. Why they did not mention, atleast briefly how Rey obtained them skillz is just fucking lazy. Like I get she could be some pure manifestation of midichlorians but still man. What happened to a bit, and I mean the slightest amount, of context?

  • @ECDY

    @ECDY

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jazza Gazza maybe luke didn’t know that. Rey kept all the Jedi books in falcon, probably studied them and learned a thing or two. In the mandalorion series, baby Yoda was seen using the same ability, so it wasn’t just something they came up with just for this movie

  • @whichcache2517

    @whichcache2517

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jazzagazza4976 Because it's explained in the movie that, to heal someone, you would have to give part of your life force. That's why Kylo dies at the end of the movie. If Luke tried doing the same thing to Anakin, he'd be just as near-death as he had been.

  • @infiniteflame2374
    @infiniteflame23744 жыл бұрын

    When C3PO is the best character in the movie, you know you have problems.

  • @AndroidHarris

    @AndroidHarris

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes I know! He was the only character with funny lines.

  • @Hk-ox4bb

    @Hk-ox4bb

    4 жыл бұрын

    Objection: the character wasn’t original and as such doesn’t count

  • @progamertem4829

    @progamertem4829

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hi 47 That’s the sad part

  • @ozmond

    @ozmond

    4 жыл бұрын

    I honestly laughed out loud at C3PO’s parts I loved it

  • @samuelb2375

    @samuelb2375

    4 жыл бұрын

    robert ball well Jar Jar was the most developed character in the phantom menace

  • @brianvice1144
    @brianvice11443 жыл бұрын

    It's just so painfully obvious some exec saw the last scene in Endgame and said "Do that. I don't care if it doesn't make sense. Make this movie do that."

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield19543 жыл бұрын

    "anakin, you are the chosen one" "but i just had a dream where some random girl from the future does exactly what i did with half of the amount of effort and time put in-" "that was just a dream, anakin"

  • @noneya3635

    @noneya3635

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah because it wasn’t half the effort, it was NONE of the effort. She literally had everything handed to her, even by ghosts at times.

  • @shill7852

    @shill7852

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’m sick of people coming in with that “no one said the balance would be permanent” argument. An ANCIENT prophecy for 30 years of peace? Come on, that’s just bullshit

  • @spacecowboy5173
    @spacecowboy51734 жыл бұрын

    One guy tried to stand up and clap in the theatre after the movie ended but no one else did so he awkwardly quietly went back down and pretended like it never happened

  • @VemoNotRated

    @VemoNotRated

    4 жыл бұрын

    Everyone clapped in my theater

  • @alexiscalvillo9957

    @alexiscalvillo9957

    4 жыл бұрын

    Space Cowboy lol

  • @logansullivan576

    @logansullivan576

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@VemoNotRated same here. I thought it was pretty good. Better than the two others in this trilogy in my opinion

  • @MrWepx-hy6sn

    @MrWepx-hy6sn

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@logansullivan576 well that's not saying much really. I liked the movie, in the way that I like transformers as a "turn your brain off and you'll enjoy it" movie, but if you even try to reason something then it's fucking gargabe. My other problem is how it didn't acknowledge TLJ, I hate that movie but the first half of RoS felt like it's supposed to be episode VIII, take Rey's training montage for example. Replace Leia with Luke and nothing changes, Kylo finding AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS could be done in the second movie. Rey struggling and getting madder every passing hour? Episode VIII... That's my main problem. I can see potential in the movie, I can see what it wanted to do but at the same time it felt like JJ tried to make episode VIII and IX in the same movie and he failed spectaculary.

  • @AlphaTyph00n

    @AlphaTyph00n

    4 жыл бұрын

    r/thathappened btw I CLAPPED AT THE STAR WARS

  • @itspaci
    @itspaci4 жыл бұрын

    George Lucas: Palpatine is kil Disney: no

  • @Tn-sc4nv

    @Tn-sc4nv

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @GlzeIIe

    @GlzeIIe

    4 жыл бұрын

    Club penguin is kil :ME: NO

  • @thecheeselord5943

    @thecheeselord5943

    4 жыл бұрын

    Where were you when Palpatine die?

  • @pississippian

    @pississippian

    4 жыл бұрын

    jar jar Abrams: uno reverse card

  • @92000

    @92000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Also Disney: okay, it was a clone.

  • @Mammaark
    @Mammaark4 жыл бұрын

    "Who are you?" "I'm Rey" "Rey who?" *looks at Palpatine's force ghost* "Rey the senate!"

  • @platshaps5972

    @platshaps5972

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not yet.

  • @Mammaark

    @Mammaark

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@platshaps5972 It's treason then

  • @evastarunit7361

    @evastarunit7361

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mammaark ARRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!! *spins like a maniac*

  • @giratina1012

    @giratina1012

    3 жыл бұрын

    Procceds to stab one of the jedi masters

  • @guyshnek6336

    @guyshnek6336

    3 жыл бұрын

    you made a prequel meme in a largely anti prequel comment section. I salute you

  • @monsoon410
    @monsoon4103 жыл бұрын

    “To get a Marvel laugh,” thank you. It doesn’t work in every piece of fiction, Disney...

  • @KaosNova2

    @KaosNova2

    2 жыл бұрын

    Statement: Why meatbags enjoy eating the same food over and over again, I have no idea.

  • @aaronlandry3934

    @aaronlandry3934

    2 жыл бұрын

    It gets annoying when Marvel does it too

  • @mrpan1270
    @mrpan12704 жыл бұрын

    "Never underestimate a droid." Cut to chase. Droid does something. "Never underestimate a droid." CUTTING EDGE WRITING

  • @val9502

    @val9502

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was one of the first moments that got me rolling my eyes. If you wanted to make a haha funny moment, then someone else should've nagged at the droid for Rey to correct them after. It would only make sense for her to do both ( the nagging and then praise ) if it was done in a 'oh shit' realization way. The way it was done felt so fucking stupid. I was like who are you talking with???

  • @superpotatobro

    @superpotatobro

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would've been fine with it if that was said first in TLJ or TFA instead of twice within 5 minutes.

  • @seanpeter9612

    @seanpeter9612

    4 жыл бұрын

    They had to repurpose the lines because of Carrie fishers death

  • @tomascamolas6225

    @tomascamolas6225

    4 жыл бұрын

    That scene was so cringe

  • @thecommentsuperhero8578

    @thecommentsuperhero8578

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is the exact same type of writing that you get from Marvel movies yet everyone think they're masterpieces.

  • @jjoke5014
    @jjoke50144 жыл бұрын

    I think this is the most "meh" movie trilogy ever made. I don't hate it, but I don't like it either. If it wasn't Star Wars I feel these three movies would be far less hated, but that's the issue, they are Star Wars films. People expect more than just a few "meh" movies, and so they should. Disney has undoubtedly turned the Star Wars Franchise into a money printer, with little care as to what they're actually producing.

  • @rickya7125

    @rickya7125

    4 жыл бұрын

    They fly now!

  • @guangdong6805

    @guangdong6805

    4 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, Star Wars has always been a money printing series. But you are right, Star Wars has definitely been made into a "meh" movie series

  • @runningcommentary2125

    @runningcommentary2125

    4 жыл бұрын

    Star Wars is now complete, having a good trilogy, a bad trilogy and a 'meh' trilogy. It is perfectly balanced, just like the force at the end of episode three.

  • @calumofee2943

    @calumofee2943

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's The Hobbit trilogy all over again. At least the Prequels, for all their faults were so blatantly rubbish you could enjoy them on a 'So Bad it's Good Level.' They tried to do something new and bold, failed miserably but gave us some laughs along the way (UNLIMITED POWERRRRR!!!!) The new saga by contrast is competent but boring.

  • @KlineStife

    @KlineStife

    4 жыл бұрын

    We still got some amazing works set in the world the prequel trilogy built up. Clone Wars is the most obvious, Fallen Order is set post Order 66, and more. I can't imagine anything similar in the world of the sequel trilogy, because they barely build a world.

  • @El_Febo_Abel
    @El_Febo_Abel3 жыл бұрын

    - You Hate "Star Wars - The Rise of Skywalker". - Me too.

  • @rafa4591

    @rafa4591

    3 жыл бұрын

    no

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven61453 жыл бұрын

    C3PO: "Taking one last look sir... at my friends" The Rest: Uhh, do any of us even know you?

  • @stephenvanderberg9084

    @stephenvanderberg9084

    Жыл бұрын

    And they couldn't care less about him

  • @TOMMYTOM1993
    @TOMMYTOM19934 жыл бұрын

    So, Vader died for nothing.

  • @glorioustigereye

    @glorioustigereye

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @rhaeasoul8531

    @rhaeasoul8531

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yep. There was no reason for him to sacrifice himself.

  • @red-hot

    @red-hot

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rhaeasoul8531 He sacrificed himself to save luke's life which literally allowed luke to help rey defeat palpatine for good down the line. If you were open-minded enough you can then realise that effectively, vader sacrificed himself to genuinely kill palpatine and save the galaxy from the sith for good.

  • @offinics912

    @offinics912

    4 жыл бұрын

    REDHOT Gaming facts

  • @tylerdurden4006

    @tylerdurden4006

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't watch RotJ on Disney plus than, they ruined his redemption scene by adding dialogue to it.

  • @surfyplayer8231
    @surfyplayer82314 жыл бұрын

    I liked it because Palpatine says dew it

  • @KenMabie

    @KenMabie

    4 жыл бұрын

    some one needs to make that a MT Dew ad ...

  • @potatobug5136

    @potatobug5136

    4 жыл бұрын

    DON'T DEW IT

  • @onyxserenitatem7636

    @onyxserenitatem7636

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think that was the one time I genuinely found it funny

  • @Doobieshoobie

    @Doobieshoobie

    4 жыл бұрын

    They absolutely did that on purpose

  • @surfyplayer8231

    @surfyplayer8231

    4 жыл бұрын

    CaitlinPearman yep, they also said the dark side of the force has many abilities many consider to be unnatural

  • @jintarokensei3308
    @jintarokensei33083 жыл бұрын

    I like how The Old Republic timeline has a more consistent storyline than the movies.

  • @KaosNova2

    @KaosNova2

    2 жыл бұрын

    Grateful Statement: Thank you for mentioning me, meatbag. 😀

  • @aaronlandry3934

    @aaronlandry3934

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Neo's danger Disney is very good at screwing up everything in the past lore to give you a boring, mediocre product. Look at what they’ve done to Marvel. Star Wars is effectively Space Marvel to Disney

  • @sarahsaller9033
    @sarahsaller90333 жыл бұрын

    Rey began as a scavenger, and she has remained a scavenger. "Hey, I found this cool name that means something to people, I think I'll take it over the one I happened to be born with. Who could possibly get upset by that?" . . . Everyone, Disney, literally everyone.

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber4624 жыл бұрын

    'I LOVE THE FORCE AWAKENS' was the first video i watched on this channel We've come full circle

  • @IHE

    @IHE

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's a better arc than anything in the trilogy

  • @battleupsaber462

    @battleupsaber462

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@IHE ok, now this is epic

  • @adam-cn4ir

    @adam-cn4ir

    4 жыл бұрын

    I Hate Everything ye lol

  • @JackedThor-so

    @JackedThor-so

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@IHE the mera commentary is far more interesting than the movies themselves

  • @isaiasovelar4434

    @isaiasovelar4434

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@battleupsaber462 is this a crossover episode?

  • @polkarfield
    @polkarfield4 жыл бұрын

    We all know why disney didn’t kill off the droids and chewbacca: Merchadise.

  • @nikitakozinets7924

    @nikitakozinets7924

    4 жыл бұрын

    You are goddamn right! They all will appear in next episodes as wookies age very slow and droids just don't.

  • @kevinhasch3097

    @kevinhasch3097

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's another thing R2D2 Is arguably the biggest hero of the Saga and disney barely uses him🤬🤬🤬

  • @BloodRedFox2008

    @BloodRedFox2008

    4 жыл бұрын

    Star Wars Sequel Trilogy: The Quest for More Money

  • @r520jr8

    @r520jr8

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tell that to K2SO :(

  • @Sam-xt4ql

    @Sam-xt4ql

    4 жыл бұрын

    Im sick of seeing those porgs..... They were a funny gag in their first appearance but as soon as i saw their first merchandise, i immediately knew they were gonna be star war's new "minions"

  • @Jedslegomovies
    @Jedslegomovies4 жыл бұрын

    I think you bring up an interesting thing with the puppets. Something I noticed in these movies that I really missed from the original and prequel trilogy were all the aliens. Sure there are still a lot of aliens in the background but the older movies weren't afraid to have more bizarre looking and eccentric characters featured prominently, even if it sometimes backfired in the case of Phantom Menace. One of the two most iconic characters in Star Wars is a muppet, there were no prominent characters in these new movies that were aliens, not even a bit of face makeup.

  • @Zeru.

    @Zeru.

    3 жыл бұрын

    But but but.... we had whites, blacks, an asian, a latin american, and also lesbians. What more do you want in Star Wars...actual aliens ? Lol

  • @Jedslegomovies

    @Jedslegomovies

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Zeru. Don't know why you'd bring up the lesbians considering they had even less screen time than aliens but ok

  • @ncapone87

    @ncapone87

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Jedslegomovies who was a lesbian? I don't remember that

  • @Jedslegomovies

    @Jedslegomovies

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ncapone87 Two women kissed near the end of RoS. It doesn't surprise me at all that you missed it

  • @DaMrWiz

    @DaMrWiz

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Jedslegomovies It's kinda hard to tell that they even are lesbians, to be honest

  • @TarfuLuke
    @TarfuLuke4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly I love the prequels, it helped show that Vader wasn't just a bad guy, he was a fallen jedi who was neglected

  • @loth-kat7919

    @loth-kat7919

    4 жыл бұрын

    it's the sequel that are bad

  • @miklossalomonlopez7917

    @miklossalomonlopez7917

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Pope Marinus III Emo?

  • @miklossalomonlopez7917

    @miklossalomonlopez7917

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, the protagonist should have emotions, that's fine. Besides, the idea of the chosen one doesn't bother me.

  • @Jedioutcast

    @Jedioutcast

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pope Marinus III I don’t see why that’s a bad thing I mean he is a kid he wasn’t born Darth vader. He had plenty of dark moments during his training and growth and gets seduced by the dark side at the end through manipulation not because he was evil

  • @Jedioutcast

    @Jedioutcast

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Pope Marinus III your opinion

  • @Ampwich
    @Ampwich4 жыл бұрын

    Rey being a Palpatine doesn't even explain her power though, is the thing. Because by that logic, Luke in the originals should've been powerful with no training, since he's VADERS SON....

  • @nielsbeeris5688

    @nielsbeeris5688

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yet he lost to fucking obi-wan who was just some dude that trained, LOL

  • @boopdeeb9444

    @boopdeeb9444

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nielsbeeris5688 Anakin: chosen one. Most gifted force user in starwars. Literally space jesus Vs Obiwan: high ground

  • @dominorborg605

    @dominorborg605

    4 жыл бұрын

    But you're forgetting....*MIDICHLORI-* *gets hit in head with brick

  • @K4113B4113

    @K4113B4113

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dominorborg605 Rightfully so.

  • @sun332s7

    @sun332s7

    4 жыл бұрын

    He kinda was tho.

  • @JeremyDoan420NoScope
    @JeremyDoan420NoScope4 жыл бұрын

    "Who are you?" "Rey" "Rey who?" "Rey-d Shadow Legends"

  • @thisisaterribleargument_but

    @thisisaterribleargument_but

    4 жыл бұрын

    Directed by: Hey guys this video is actually sponsored

  • @JohnCena-ci8vu

    @JohnCena-ci8vu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy Doan underaged comment

  • @eisgnom7383

    @eisgnom7383

    4 жыл бұрын

    I am simultaniously applauding and booing.

  • @prestoforresto1403

    @prestoforresto1403

    4 жыл бұрын

    She stole a dead persons name because of a drug trip

  • @Santiago-ro7fm

    @Santiago-ro7fm

    4 жыл бұрын

    Under rated

  • @kalefuller3850
    @kalefuller38503 жыл бұрын

    I wish they would explore outside the Jedi. There are some really great settings and characters but they make the Jedi the focus in every single movie and show.

  • @justtrying1952

    @justtrying1952

    3 жыл бұрын

    Other than the Mandalorian, lol

  • @wannabehistorian371

    @wannabehistorian371

    3 жыл бұрын

    ...Rogue One? Solo? The Mandalorian? Resistance? Bad Batch (though it hadn’t aired yet at this time)? Hello? Hell while Rebels does become more Jedi character centric later, most of the characters aren’t so.

  • @azzzanadra

    @azzzanadra

    2 жыл бұрын

    You wish to ignore the one unique part about star wars? Thats like writing a harry potter movie with no wizards

  • @justtrying1952

    @justtrying1952

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@azzzanadra ?, you do know how many movies there are for Jedi and how many movies about other civilizations in Star Wars without Jedi? Like 2-4 movies It’s like asking for more shows like the Mandalorion, yes it had a jedi in it, but it was a baby and didn’t really know how to use it’s powers, so no it’s not really Harry Potter without the wizards since it can still be interesting with Star Wars

  • @fgdj2000

    @fgdj2000

    4 ай бұрын

    Tony Gilroy read your comment 😅

  • @goth.1e
    @goth.1e4 жыл бұрын

    I know this has been done a lot, but it's still ironic *C3PO holding the dagger "This blade has been used to do terrible things!" *Gestures to Rey, holding Anakin's Lightsaber*

  • @fernandofensel7245
    @fernandofensel72454 жыл бұрын

    I still can't believe that they make a new trilogy of one of the most popular franchise of all time and didn't plan well or even not knowing the full story they where going to tell.

  • @skelskeleton

    @skelskeleton

    4 жыл бұрын

    because they thought having starwars in the title would be enough

  • @robokill387

    @robokill387

    4 жыл бұрын

    almost as if they were only interested in the franchise for the money and not the story.

  • @legoroan9866

    @legoroan9866

    4 жыл бұрын

    Robot killer Star Wars has been about money for years! You realise A New Hope was originally meant to be a stand alone movie, right?

  • @rohegarcia2802

    @rohegarcia2802

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's probably the worst thing about it. The execution of the sequels is still better.

  • @xdr22

    @xdr22

    4 жыл бұрын

    They did hire a writer for it. But when he said that making a good storyline for 3 sequels of the most iconic movie franchise ever would need 1 year to make, they said no.

  • @zicomitchell
    @zicomitchell4 жыл бұрын

    The trilogy would've been better if all the movies were directed and written by the same people each movie

  • @Marco-Tusenartist

    @Marco-Tusenartist

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not of JJ or Rian did it. They should hire competent writers. Not Directors that think they can write.

  • @DainLaguna

    @DainLaguna

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just like the originals? Oh wait....

  • @timkelley2882

    @timkelley2882

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Alvin Chitena Knives out was a mediocre movie and incredibly predictable.

  • @t6kr958

    @t6kr958

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think the main problem is that they had no clue on what the overall story was going to be. From what I've heard, the original trilogy was written as one long story by George Lucas and then broken up into 3 parts. (Assuming that's true) that means the original trilogy was defined because it was overall one story so the movies connected. With the new trilogy, they just had a "Do whatever you want with it and we'll see where it goes" attitude

  • @t6kr958

    @t6kr958

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bassically yeah, either they have one person control the over trilogy, or they get multiple directors but first agree upon the overall layout of the trilogy before they start it

  • @limecat1986
    @limecat19864 жыл бұрын

    This was JJ Abrams overdosing on memberberries. If it went on another 10 minutes we probably would have had Rey losing an arm.

  • @TheSchultinator

    @TheSchultinator

    3 жыл бұрын

    That would have been better. Actually gove her a setback.

  • @MK-jx2lu

    @MK-jx2lu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Would have been good to draw comparisons between Rey and Luke and Anakin.

  • @EBTwitts

    @EBTwitts

    2 жыл бұрын

    There’s an absolutely 0% chance they would have Rey, a female character, lose an arm. In Disney movies (and most modern Hollywood movies in general) women never take any serious damage. Hell, we were lucky Disney allowed Daisy to even get mildly dirty and sweaty at times.

  • @noneya3635

    @noneya3635

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rey suffer or be disfigured, please. The only thing she’s have gotten with more time in screen is a Disney princess make over.

  • @sirg-had8821

    @sirg-had8821

    2 жыл бұрын

    Luke Skywalker: "No, Rey... *I* am your father." J.J would have pulled this nonsense off if he had directed the entire trilogy.

  • @The8bitdin0
    @The8bitdin04 жыл бұрын

    When he said “They fly now!” I felt that

  • @Carlos-ui5dx

    @Carlos-ui5dx

    2 жыл бұрын

    Eeyup, they sure do fly now

  • @solaariz
    @solaariz4 жыл бұрын

    Disney doesn’t deserve to mess up Star Wars, only George Lucas can do that.

  • @tylermassey3638

    @tylermassey3638

    4 жыл бұрын

    solaariz you know what. That’s big facts atleast the prequels had a roadmap and weren’t just being made up as they go...

  • @solaariz

    @solaariz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tyler Massey forget the prequels, remember that time Darth Vader betrayed and murdered Anakin Skywalker then later we find out that he actually was Anakin and Vader only murdered him from “a certain point of view”? Or that time Luke made out with Leia only to find out in the next movie that they were siblings?” Lucas retconned major story beats with the following movie on several occasions due to his “evolving” plan. The actual first planned sequel written for A New Hope was Splinter For the Minds Eye, it’s terrible. Or Lucas’s original plan for Yoda, to have him played by a live monkey in an alien costume. His first attempt at the Star Wars script was a disaster with an entirely different storyline and characters. “Empire” the best film in the series benefited from Kershner who disregarded a lot of Lucas’ direction leading to serious clashing between the two. Plans change but the advantage Lucas has over any others who play in his sandbox, he fully understands the rules of world that he created. It only looks like a plan because we see the finished product but the OT was filled with as much drama as the ST, the PT had the least drama of all the films due to his complete creative control but ... well yea they’re the prequels.

  • @tylermassey3638

    @tylermassey3638

    4 жыл бұрын

    solaariz yea, but atleast they where in Lucas’s sandbox and he was always there to guide the trilogy’s even if faultily. Disney Star Wars never had that one consistent guide through the trilogy who could keep the movies on course and help unify others ideas into making a good product. Lucas made and established what we know as Star Wars, Disney instead of building on it seems to have no regard for what came before... or they wouldn’t of re written half the cannon so they could build their own Star Wars in their image... in typical micky mouse fashion they aren’t trying to expand on what came before and completely disrespected so much already established lore in this trilogy... force healing, light speed suicide bomber, not to mention they brought back all of our favorite characters so they could kill them off, because god forbid our childhood favorites get a happy ending

  • @flaviusbelisarius189

    @flaviusbelisarius189

    4 жыл бұрын

    Prequels>sequels

  • @solaariz

    @solaariz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tyler Massey this is true buddy. No one is as committed to and is as knowledgeable of Star Wars as Lucas is, for better of for worse. It’s his world, it’s his sandbox and he makes the rules. Which brings my original point home, no-one (including Disney) deserves to ruin Star Wars, only George does.

  • @dylandog5225
    @dylandog52254 жыл бұрын

    Rey:dies Kylo:brings her back Rey:kisses him Kylo:dies

  • @perturbthepixel1410

    @perturbthepixel1410

    4 жыл бұрын

    Han:married to leah Leah:luke's sibling Han:kylo's father Rey:skywalker Me: Me:

  • @lukeskywalker5547

    @lukeskywalker5547

    4 жыл бұрын

    Unknown user 5 leia* Man, my sister is like a legend! Yall need to know her name!

  • @gilbert3672

    @gilbert3672

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rey had coronavirus

  • @mikearaujo377

    @mikearaujo377

    4 жыл бұрын

    Everyon dies of exaustion in the sequel trilogy, lmao

  • @mitchellbarton7915

    @mitchellbarton7915

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah weren't they related or something?

  • @kwoskjsnbsns8951
    @kwoskjsnbsns89514 жыл бұрын

    This movie is like when the teacher is coming around collecting homework and you just write some random answers while she’s coming around and hand it in

  • @chelnahtheegghead
    @chelnahtheegghead3 жыл бұрын

    The most insulting thing about Episode IX to me was calling it “The Rise of Skywalker” when the last two blood-related Skywalkers die and the offspring (of a clone?) of their enemy takes their name.

  • @JuanSalvoElEternauta
    @JuanSalvoElEternauta4 жыл бұрын

    “Who are you?” “Rey.” “Rey who?” “Rey Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"...

  • @alexanderjones84

    @alexanderjones84

    4 жыл бұрын

    Epic meme

  • @guardian54327

    @guardian54327

    4 жыл бұрын

    Soon she is Rey solo

  • @CargoShorts7

    @CargoShorts7

    4 жыл бұрын

    This comment just made my day.

  • @danemorrison6984

    @danemorrison6984

    4 жыл бұрын

    ha

  • @Orangesodawk

    @Orangesodawk

    4 жыл бұрын

    jj gamer but he’s dead. Right?

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon94684 жыл бұрын

    The sad thing is that Poe actor knows more about Star Wars lore than the directors and writers of the triology.

  • @lolgoteem5372

    @lolgoteem5372

    4 жыл бұрын

    And finn

  • @thecollector4332

    @thecollector4332

    4 жыл бұрын

    paco ramon John voyega as well. He is a huge Star Wars nerd.

  • @bigmack2654

    @bigmack2654

    4 жыл бұрын

    The collector no he‘s not you gullible cockroach

  • @emperorfaiz

    @emperorfaiz

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bigmack2654 He's right

  • @thecollector4332

    @thecollector4332

    4 жыл бұрын

    Big Mack That’s the best insult I’ve ever heard. I can’t even get mad at you.

  • @mr.s9783
    @mr.s97833 жыл бұрын

    Anakin Skywalker turned to the Dark Side, exterminated the Jedi, and plunged the galaxy into an era of tyranny and despair all so he could learn to do what Rey is able to do for no reason whatsoever. And Vader never even achieved that power!

  • @josephdoctor6202
    @josephdoctor62024 жыл бұрын

    These make the prequels look like masterpieces

  • @liquorlacker

    @liquorlacker

    4 жыл бұрын

    They are masterpieces though.

  • @Xphantomgamer

    @Xphantomgamer

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nah bro sorry but I honestly feel uncomfortable when people say these movies are better then the prequels

  • @charlescole1766

    @charlescole1766

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Millennial Falcon Yousa in big doo-doo dis time.

  • @talltroll7092

    @talltroll7092

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Xphantomgamer Yeah, the prequels have some issues, but there's an actual story in there, buried under all the things that no-one had the balls to tell Lucas "That's a terrible idea", so he left in. But the sequels? I watched them at the cinema, and they were OK in a "turn off your brain and watch the pretty lights" way, kinda like how I enjoyed Avatar (the Cameron one...). I'm glad I watched that in 3D. I have no plans to ever watch it again. I am certainly not interested in spending lots of time and money on that setting, like I did on OT Star Wars, and Disney Star Wasr is currently even less interesting to me

  • @meemmahn2856

    @meemmahn2856

    3 жыл бұрын

    honestly it's a tough decision between RoS and menace.

  • @MrXxsnipesXx
    @MrXxsnipesXx4 жыл бұрын

    "I'm rey" "Rey who?" "Rey...D SHADOW LEGENDS, PLAY FOR FREE NOW"

  • @Frdnnd

    @Frdnnd

    4 жыл бұрын

    Comedy at it's finest

  • @pepsiatlas5452

    @pepsiatlas5452

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Frdnndyknow those quick sharp laughs you weren't ready for and then your chest kinda hurts. yea thanks or that

  • @armadav5016

    @armadav5016

    4 жыл бұрын

    Use The Force Deathknight

  • @frost9731

    @frost9731

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love this one

  • @ongthuctran4992

    @ongthuctran4992

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good one

  • @likethemovies8991
    @likethemovies89914 жыл бұрын

    "Who are you?" "Rey." "Rey who?" "Just Rey." "No people, then? Rey... Solo."

  • @emblemblade9245

    @emblemblade9245

    4 жыл бұрын

    Noobplayz and then the credits slam into the screen

  • @dominicviner6619

    @dominicviner6619

    4 жыл бұрын

    Probably would've been better tbh

  • @martinrev2.08

    @martinrev2.08

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well "just Rey", you are a wizard

  • @vricesee4027

    @vricesee4027

    4 жыл бұрын

    Reasonably should've been Organa

  • @Earmitethemself

    @Earmitethemself

    4 жыл бұрын

    You're a Palpatine Rey! But I'm just rey!

  • @ZadeWilson
    @ZadeWilson4 жыл бұрын

    It's honestly kinda hilarious to me that a channel called "I Hate Everything" gave Bionicle: The Movie a better review than Rise of Skywalker. I wholeheartedly agree, but still, Bless.

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle4 жыл бұрын

    This is how I would do it. I always felt the biggest missed opportunity was not showing how Luke and Leia ran the order. That was one of the things that I feel would have made it better. Rey should have been Anakin reincarnated, explaining why she is so strong, her connection to the skywalkers, why Anakin's saber called out to her, why Anakin's ghost was absent, ect. Both he and Palpatine come back but in different ways, where Palpatine just puts his soul in another clone body, while Anakin, fearing the return of the sith, gives up his immortality and reincarnates into a completely different body. Rey and Finn also fall in love. Never was that big of a fan of Reylo personally as I always saw them having more of a brother/sister relationship than a romantic one. Rey would also actually have to train as well. xD Instead of just learning stuff that even the chosen one had to train for. She'd still be gifted but I felt she learned stuff too easily. You also could have not had starkiller base. Don't even mention planet destroyers until the final movie, where they release a coupe dozen star destroyers but they destroy well known planets like, Dantooine, Hoth, ect. Rey joins with Luke's new order and after Luke sacrifices himself to prevent Palpatine from killing them, 4 main Jedi go to Exegol to defeat the emperor. Rey, a scavenger and former slave who freed herself and the reincarnation of the chosen one. Finn, a storm trooper that was part of an experiment to artificially create force sensitive storm troopers. Ben, formerly known as Kylo and a former knight of ren, and Poe, a former Jedi from Luke's order and became a bounty hunter who uses the force. Poe, Finn, Rey and Ben join together to fight hoards of sith marauders and sith troopers and finally face the emperor. Leia unites the warring factions that were manipulated by the sith as well as the knights of ren and snoke and his loyalists. There are light sided, dark sided and even gray sided orders shown here, and they all have their own beliefs and agenda. Rey technically fulfills the prophecy since she is the reincarnation of the chosen one and she destroys Palpatine once and for all. Her being the reincarnation of the chosen one would really make the sequel trilogy feel like it's part of the Skywalker Saga. Think about it. Prequels showed Anakin's life as a Jedi, then the originals showed his life as a Sith and with the sequel trilogy, it would show the reincarnation of Anakin: Rey, living a new life and a new adventure. Now be honest, tell me what you think. I personally think something like this would have made the sequels amazing.

  • @alexrainbow1882

    @alexrainbow1882

    3 жыл бұрын

    HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH A BETTER SCRIPT IN LIKE 10 MINUTES

  • @Yabuturtle

    @Yabuturtle

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexrainbow1882 Watching the original films over and over and seeing what works and what doesn't and looked at Legends as well. xD Thank you. I just need a couple hundred million dollars to make the script a reality.

  • @itsfrediguess7844

    @itsfrediguess7844

    3 жыл бұрын

    meh, still outlandishly mary-sue-ish but you do you buddy

  • @Yabuturtle

    @Yabuturtle

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@itsfrediguess7844 Don't really see how it is at all but ok.

  • @Yabuturtle

    @Yabuturtle

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Mustiboi Salman Not really. Especially if this is supposed to be part of the "skywalker" saga. Meaning that Palpatine and Anakin must face each other at some point in some form. If the Sith truly were gone, then have a different threat. But if the Sith have to return, it makes more sense for Palpatine to return and Anakin to return in a different form.

  • @luke8642
    @luke86424 жыл бұрын

    Finns job is screaming “REY” over and over again

  • @robertcoleman2748

    @robertcoleman2748

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think half of his dialogue was screaming "REY"😂😂😂

  • @obi-onekenerdi

    @obi-onekenerdi

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s like Shia Lebeouf’s job in Transformers is screaming BUMBLEBEE or OPTIMUS

  • @cillianlawlor3160

    @cillianlawlor3160

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Finn's

  • @samthegreatestpickle1632

    @samthegreatestpickle1632

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@robertcoleman2748 the other half was him saying he could sense it

  • @thatrandomyoutubecommenter1686

    @thatrandomyoutubecommenter1686

    4 жыл бұрын

    John snow: MY QUEEN Finn: REY

  • @AquaLantern
    @AquaLantern4 жыл бұрын

    And thus, Luke woke up from a terrible fever dream, laying next to his wife Mara Jade. He tells her and his kids about said nightmare and they all have a good laugh at the utter impossibility of it all. Theeeee end :)

  • @sgtpaloogoo2811

    @sgtpaloogoo2811

    4 жыл бұрын

    I like that ending

  • @Sammy-kx4lh

    @Sammy-kx4lh

    4 жыл бұрын

    That would make it the ultimate fan service movie

  • @davekp6773

    @davekp6773

    4 жыл бұрын

    Already done sort of, Bobby Ewing in Dallas.

  • @batt3ryac1d

    @batt3ryac1d

    4 жыл бұрын

    God no. 90% of the extended universe is tlj level turds.

  • @AquaLantern

    @AquaLantern

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rxnys Jakku wasn’t even in the EU.

  • @randompleb6908
    @randompleb69083 жыл бұрын

    It's not "cool to hate marvel movies." If you genuinely hate them and think they are bloated, forgettable messes, you get accused of hating them because "they are popular."

  • @kanava6169
    @kanava61694 жыл бұрын

    Damn, when time goes on, this trilogy feels even more annoying and pointless. Was it really worth it to destroy the story of fucking Darth Vader, just to get things such as Rey, Poe, Finn, Holdo, Angry Luke, Rose, Kylo Ren... Palpatine's return is an embarrasment for Star Wars. Best part of The Rise of Skywalker was finally getting Ahsoka Tano to be part of the actual movies. Thanks Disney, that's the best thing this new trilogy brought. Wonder what's gonna happen to Prequel trilogy hating in the future, these new movies surely put some new views to it. Personally never disliked them, and now i'm glad i can enjoy them even more. Always look also for the positive aspects.

  • @FadedGamingLove

    @FadedGamingLove

    3 жыл бұрын

    You say, "Always look also for the positive aspects." And then proceed to point out only ONE of the positive aspects of the sequels, and so it is the ONLY positive aspect. Don't be a hypocrite. It's also never okay to like something more, just because something worse came along. If something is bad, it still is unless other content makes it better.

  • @KaosNova2

    @KaosNova2

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/dXlsj9ikc9bce5M.html

  • @soapghostroach

    @soapghostroach

    2 жыл бұрын

    I still want a prequel remake. One without Jar Jar, without Sand, without "let's try spinning, that's a cool trick" and without Midoclorians. Leave the "high-ground", but make it more logical (it's not that illogical, everyone's stuck on the wording and relation to real live combat, but in the movie Anakin needed to jump to get over to Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan got him mid jump, which actually does make sense in the end) The prophecy can stay and the dialog needs some work from some good screen writers (although I didn't think it was too unfit for puberty Anakin, still most of it was rather pointless and too drawn out) Would be cool having better CGI too.

  • @leolind7803
    @leolind78034 жыл бұрын

    The ”Last” Jedi: Turns out that Luke is not the last Jedi The ”Rise” Of Skywalker: kills of the last Skywalker

  • @FuzzyNinja21

    @FuzzyNinja21

    4 жыл бұрын

    Leo Lind doublespeak

  • @fakename3093

    @fakename3093

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was heavily implied at the very end of the story that the “Skywalker” the title refers to was not just Kylo Ren, but also Rey. Even though she is a Palpatine, she considers herself a Skywalker when the force ghosts of Luke and Leia appear in the distance.

  • @enclaveradio7236

    @enclaveradio7236

    4 жыл бұрын

    But that's not true. I mean she's just pretending then. I could pretend I'm actually apart of Obama's family becuase I knew him in childhood and I was also black.

  • @DISTurbedwaffle918

    @DISTurbedwaffle918

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did it subvert your expectations tho?

  • @davekp6773

    @davekp6773

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just what did Luke do all those years alone on Craggy Island? Will we see a half human half sea cow claim the right to use the Skywalker name in future stories?

  • @jaredjohnson1027
    @jaredjohnson10274 жыл бұрын

    *Emperor comes back to life* *Ben dies* *Emperor dies* *Rey dies* *Ben comes back to life* *Rey comes back to life* *Ben dies*

  • @FrilledProductions

    @FrilledProductions

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jared Johnson Add Kylo Ren dies Ben comes back to life

  • @grzyruth9205

    @grzyruth9205

    4 жыл бұрын

    WHEN DID BEN COME BACK TO LIFE? He only died once

  • @jaredjohnson1027

    @jaredjohnson1027

    4 жыл бұрын

    Grzy Ruth I thought he died when the emperor threw him in the pit and then Rey said I am all the Jedi so I thought he was really dead. Then he climbed back lmao

  • @ThatSpecificIndividual

    @ThatSpecificIndividual

    4 жыл бұрын

    I actually wanted Rey to die and Ben live on.

  • @justinpurcell3717

    @justinpurcell3717

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@grzyruth9205 When Han told him that Kylo Ren is dead now and Ben is back lol

  • @UnforgivingEnd
    @UnforgivingEnd2 жыл бұрын

    It's interesting. I started out defending the sequel trilogy until someone asked me 1 year after RoS released: "Have you actually rewatched the movies" I never once returned to any of the sequel movies. The prequels I can still return to and get an enjoyable watch out of - but I don't think the sequels can do that...

  • @hannahaaron2624
    @hannahaaron26243 жыл бұрын

    “If you know in your heart of hearts....” *Rubs pregnant belly*

  • @hand13932
    @hand139324 жыл бұрын

    Whenever a youtuber says “excuse my voice” I have never noticed a single time in my life

  • @RacingSnails64

    @RacingSnails64

    4 жыл бұрын

    Asriel_Memurr yeah really. they think it sounds worse than it actually turns out on the mic

  • @stormurosu

    @stormurosu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Had to make it 69 likes (and I agree)

  • @thedungeonscrawler2318

    @thedungeonscrawler2318

    4 жыл бұрын

    I know right?!

  • @adamfriedman9419
    @adamfriedman94194 жыл бұрын

    My favourite part of the movie is when Palpatine takes off the skin of his face finally revealing himself to be darth Jar Jar: “Mesa Sith Lord”

  • @damonenfurst6662

    @damonenfurst6662

    4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, that wouldn't have made the movie any more of a confusing mess.

  • @craftpaint1644

    @craftpaint1644

    4 жыл бұрын

    May as well - no rules held this shit together really - something that was supposed to be a good thing.

  • @alexandrascott5293

    @alexandrascott5293

    4 жыл бұрын

    That would've made the movie better lol

  • @Icefireninja8

    @Icefireninja8

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh how I wished Darth Jar Jar actually became a thing

  • @benjammin5252

    @benjammin5252

    4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly that would have been the best troll ever and I would have given it a solid 10.

  • @pedro-gc4qv
    @pedro-gc4qv4 жыл бұрын

    "I HATE RISE OF SKYWALKER" first time?

  • @jeremynicholson0026
    @jeremynicholson00264 жыл бұрын

    Rey is such a Mary Sue, if we could have seen more character building, like we did in Luke and sh wasn't just some op Jedi God, then it would have been a lot better

  • @Last_Resort991

    @Last_Resort991

    3 жыл бұрын

    no

  • @scaryhobbit211
    @scaryhobbit2114 жыл бұрын

    Alex's own character arc through the course of this trilogy is more interesting than Rey's. Let that sink in.

  • @Hyozon

    @Hyozon

    4 жыл бұрын

    ScaryHobbit Truer words my friend.

  • @Latinblood

    @Latinblood

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who is Alex lol?

  • @cognitivedissonance8478

    @cognitivedissonance8478

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Latinblood I hate everything, that's his real name

  • @arunt6659

    @arunt6659

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Latinblood everyone type in the chat. Alex is a ..

  • @GigaChadh976

    @GigaChadh976

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because the toxic brood actually helped Alex develop.

  • @bodo8311
    @bodo83114 жыл бұрын

    What a waste of a whole trilogy

  • @DDChorror

    @DDChorror

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wouldnt be the first time

  • @cxmb

    @cxmb

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's just baffling how much of a waste it was indeed. Even if we see only it from the "cold" bussienes-man point of view

  • @bangbangbang7940

    @bangbangbang7940

    4 жыл бұрын

    its sad star wars and disney had to end the trilogy badly.

  • @draketurcotte4760

    @draketurcotte4760

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bang Bang bang I personally liked the movie. It was WAY better than the Last Jedi, and honestly, the part when the Force Ghosts all started talking was so cool. It was fast paced, so there was never a dull moment, and it was pretty enjoyable. It was a pretty good movie. Was it the best movie of all time? Hell no. Was it the worst Star Wars movie? Hell no, that goes to the Last Jedi. I feel like J. J. Abrams fixed the problems that came out of the Last Jedi, and gave us a good movie. Hell, George Lucas wrote the story for this movie, but he also wrote the story for the Last Jedi... Eh, all I’m saying is that I enjoyed it.

  • @Max-kv1xm

    @Max-kv1xm

    4 жыл бұрын

    There was nothing to waste lad

  • @fall190
    @fall1904 жыл бұрын

    i'm glad you understand why so many people hated your last jedi review. it was so frustrating

  • @TheHahanicevideo
    @TheHahanicevideo4 жыл бұрын

    Sad how the one interesting characther, finn, the deserter stormtrooper, could have been such an interesting characther but instead just turned into "haha clumsy funnyman". He never acted like any kind of indoctrinated soldier, imagine them using Finns knowledge of new order doctrine to avoid murdering his former comrades in arms, maybe even instigating a mutiny? So much potential and instead we get a guy who just guns down his former comrades without any hesitation and has the discipline of a overweight toddler.

  • @cole6245
    @cole62454 жыл бұрын

    This movie used nostalgia as a shield to distract people from the bad writing.

  • @oktayozdemir2617

    @oktayozdemir2617

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @trumencuminyerbum

    @trumencuminyerbum

    4 жыл бұрын

    *these movies

  • @revengeofthesith.

    @revengeofthesith.

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @thomasjefferson2813

    @thomasjefferson2813

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about the movie do you think was poorly written?

  • @IHE

    @IHE

    4 жыл бұрын

    As JJ has been doing for years at this point, it's his primary skill as a director honestly

  • @MizanQistina
    @MizanQistina4 жыл бұрын

    "Who are you" "Rey" "Rey who" Look at the sky, it's blue "Blu-Rey"

  • @zackgreen7380

    @zackgreen7380

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nizaris1 best one lol

  • @solitary2

    @solitary2

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Look at the sky... it burns!” “What?” “Huh?”

  • @admzrndy

    @admzrndy

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@solitary2 elden ring reference?

  • @MansLaughter365

    @MansLaughter365

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, call me Buckle Sounds about right

  • @zotharr

    @zotharr

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is the best one xD

  • @danielcollinspda9936
    @danielcollinspda99363 жыл бұрын

    Story time: The ending felt underwhelming and disappointing when I saw it in the theater with my dad and sister. When I got home I put on Netflix to a Japanese Heist anime film called The Castle of Caglisostro its 40 older than this film and that ending felt much more satisfying than The Rise of Shizawalker

  • @eightypuff01
    @eightypuff014 жыл бұрын

    I think Rogue one is the best star wars movie Disney have produced.

  • @thesnatcher3616

    @thesnatcher3616

    4 жыл бұрын

    There is also Phineas and Ferb Spinoff Episode.

  • @Ihate-ox9hh

    @Ihate-ox9hh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too it makes sense for once...

  • @Mael_Str0M

    @Mael_Str0M

    4 жыл бұрын

    Solo! Come out of there, Solo! Solo!

  • @Xphantomgamer

    @Xphantomgamer

    4 жыл бұрын

    I honestly think solo was the best Star Wars movie that Disney made and it’s the less divisive and I feel like anyone can enjoy it

  • @default_doppelganger

    @default_doppelganger

    3 жыл бұрын

    they changed directors and reshot half the movie but yeah, it was ok in a shoot your snitch in the back kinda way

  • @plamentzvetkov5148
    @plamentzvetkov51484 жыл бұрын

    If you listen closely, when all the Jedi are speaking to Rey, you can faintly hear Ki Adi Mundi saying "what about the droid attack on the wookies?"

  • @TheKingTywinLannister

    @TheKingTywinLannister

    4 жыл бұрын

    plamens channel 😂😂😂👍

  • @KuueenKumi

    @KuueenKumi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Christ man that's the best laugh I've had all day, thank you

  • @goran.rukljac

    @goran.rukljac

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂🥶👌

  • @rustcohle3803

    @rustcohle3803

    4 жыл бұрын

    Please tell me you're not joking!that's hilarious! XD

  • @rickyhelsby7737
    @rickyhelsby77374 жыл бұрын

    The whole trilogy has been a bit of a hot mess. Adam Driver was still the best part.

  • @revuesdeminuit4071

    @revuesdeminuit4071

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was the only good part, in the end

  • @JKennyPro

    @JKennyPro

    4 жыл бұрын

    @DarthYuYevon episode 3 alone carrys the prequels above the new trilogy

  • @resee9856

    @resee9856

    4 жыл бұрын

    @DarthYuYevon HAHAHA, no

  • @derrickfritts8389

    @derrickfritts8389

    4 жыл бұрын

    DarthYuYevon what you smoking in that crack pipe?

  • @spinnenente

    @spinnenente

    4 жыл бұрын

    It has been a mess but at least the filmmaking was of quality and while the movies may not hold up to scrutiny they are engaging and that is what disney is going for.

  • @Anymous578
    @Anymous5784 жыл бұрын

    R2-D2 has better acting skills and character development than Ray lol

  • @poperman3208
    @poperman32083 жыл бұрын

    I wish Rey would have just been the birth of a new family saga instead of shoe horning her in with the skywalkers

  • @TheHaters112
    @TheHaters1124 жыл бұрын

    In my Cinema people laughed when Rey died.

  • @Jaiden_Anime_Shuns

    @Jaiden_Anime_Shuns

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ohio? Maybe i was there

  • @forrestdorman4870

    @forrestdorman4870

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’m not surprised. I was on the ride as Disney world and people fucking booed her when she showed up.

  • @NovaStorm93

    @NovaStorm93

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rey’s actor sucks at acting dead

  • @marianarodriguezrive

    @marianarodriguezrive

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nah for me it was the same but for Kylo

  • @user-zq1eq6nh4v

    @user-zq1eq6nh4v

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pablo Enrique Rodríguez Rivera hahah saaaame. Tbf tho it was actually funny

  • @drmcfurryballs
    @drmcfurryballs4 жыл бұрын

    "they fly now?!" "they fly now." *"ThEy fLy nOw"*

  • @thecatxo1240

    @thecatxo1240

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fly we do now DA FlY NoW

  • @matman000000

    @matman000000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jetpacks? In Star Wars?!! INCONCEIVABLE!!!

  • @GoTree64

    @GoTree64

    4 жыл бұрын

    Remember jet troopers? They were uhh pretty common in the old games.

  • @mattedmonds6193

    @mattedmonds6193

    4 жыл бұрын

    If they would’ve only had 3PO say it I feel like it would’ve been really funny but Finn & Poe was just straight overkill and made me cringe

  • @noahgraglia1964

    @noahgraglia1964

    4 жыл бұрын

    Matt Edmonds yeah having only C-3PO saying would’ve been the right move

  • @FrostReach66
    @FrostReach663 жыл бұрын

    Omg you’re so right about the humor... the originals were funny unintentionally and were good for what they are, and the prequels were just meme-city so it was okay Humor is so poor it’s so forced

  • @Ajthelizard1100

    @Ajthelizard1100

    2 жыл бұрын

    They already have enough force in the movie

  • @nicholasmaslennikov2128
    @nicholasmaslennikov21283 жыл бұрын

    "Why was he not given a Star Wars Story, or something that's easier to ignore?" If you were talking about JJ Abrams then I'd agree.

  • @magicalgirl4
    @magicalgirl44 жыл бұрын

    We literally started the trilogy with Poe and Finn meeting and bonding yet, their character's amounted to nothing

  • @jarrodedson5441

    @jarrodedson5441

    4 жыл бұрын

    No Finn's character arc amounted to him just telling REYYYYYY!!!!

  • @freeshrugs329

    @freeshrugs329

    4 жыл бұрын

    I actually thought Finn was going to be a Jedi

  • @csibesz07

    @csibesz07

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@freeshrugs329 the issue is they don't understand what jedi is therefore they couldn't make him one just this mixbag

  • @PowerhouseArmWrestling

    @PowerhouseArmWrestling

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Free Shrugs* They released in new DISNEY canon, that he was trying to tell Rey he feels the force

  • @Grangelzz

    @Grangelzz

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@freeshrugs329 actually if watching a 1 hour long vid isnt to much for you check out Uniquenameosaurus vid on the them. He rewrites it quite satisfingly(finn being a jedi is one of the things)

  • @Typh00nLOL
    @Typh00nLOL4 жыл бұрын

    There are 3 underlying themes these movies have Prequels: Politics Original: Hope Sequels: Scavenger Hunts

  • @thedevourerofgods6450

    @thedevourerofgods6450

    4 жыл бұрын

    JayPlayzGamez *money*

  • @James2005.

    @James2005.

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oof

  • @jaytender4949

    @jaytender4949

    4 жыл бұрын

    JayPlayzGamez In the defence of the Prequels because I’ve watched them all 2 days ago and probably the weakest part about them is the acting and writing but the politics were just 3~5 minutes in each movies. Hell I don’t remember any political talk in Revenge of the Sith!

  • @user-ft3jq5vi2l

    @user-ft3jq5vi2l

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jaytender4949 and jet they still somehow manage to divide the entire fandom between pro seppys and pro republic and pro jedi and anti jedi.

  • @DoNutx777

    @DoNutx777

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jaytender4949 "so this is how liberty dies, with thunderous aplause..." It clearly mirrors how fascist regimes in the real world rose to power

  • @RedGoji
    @RedGoji4 жыл бұрын

    Only the Prequels and Original Trilogy are good To be Honest.

  • @electricshibe951

    @electricshibe951

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree

  • @Roxar96

    @Roxar96

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rogue fucking one !

  • @and8091

    @and8091

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Roxar96 Rouge Two

  • @lordoffrogs6786

    @lordoffrogs6786

    3 жыл бұрын

    Except the prequels are far worse on a technical level than the Sequel trilogy.

  • @chrissonofpear1384

    @chrissonofpear1384

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lordoffrogs6786 In a number of ways, yes. And the dialogue, often.

  • @tricky3472
    @tricky34723 жыл бұрын

    You know what I don’t like, in all the trailers and interviews they hint that C3PO might die. But no, be comes back all memories back yes definitely a 10/10 marketing program

  • @Last_Resort991

    @Last_Resort991

    3 жыл бұрын

    They would not spoiler it in the marketing of he really died.

  • @dignelberrt
    @dignelberrt4 жыл бұрын

    I was crying laughing when Palpatine bass boosted the Resistance.

  • @jamesj4827

    @jamesj4827

    4 жыл бұрын

    Got to love how he has the power to wipe out all those star ships But can't overcome one person with a lightsaber...And some how having two lightsabers makes you stronger at blocking even though you only have two hands And he experienced the rebound with Master Jackson and still didn't use a force push to slam her in to the wall at a 100mph Like fuck me it was shit, the more I think about it the more I hate it

  • @megallama

    @megallama

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @nanabinaruto71546

    @nanabinaruto71546

    4 жыл бұрын

    I really hope that scene turns into a meme

  • @pottingsoil

    @pottingsoil

    4 жыл бұрын

    It was a cool sound effect though.

  • @LOLquendoTV

    @LOLquendoTV

    4 жыл бұрын

    It was pretty dumb, but it was so wonderfully schlocky I loved it

  • @Mars_over_seer
    @Mars_over_seer4 жыл бұрын

    I’m sorry to say this, but KYLO would’ve won because HIGH GROUND

  • @joshuamarsella

    @joshuamarsella

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s either “would’ve” or “would have”. Not would’ve have. Just saying.

  • @sbud1

    @sbud1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Bumpy LMAO

  • @rickya7125

    @rickya7125

    4 жыл бұрын

    They fly now!

  • @SpeedSuperDash

    @SpeedSuperDash

    4 жыл бұрын

    MysteriousM Rey sucks Kylo is so much better

  • @rocksnrolls
    @rocksnrolls3 жыл бұрын

    And then Anakin wakes up sweating and panting. Realising that turning to the Darkside will result in the Disney Trilogy, Anakin decided not to turn

  • @stirnersretrowave5094
    @stirnersretrowave50943 жыл бұрын

    One thing I truly hate about this film is the fact they got Ian McDiarmid back as Palpatine but didn't let him ham it up as awesomely as he did in Revenge of the Sith.

  • @hathemtarbah6628
    @hathemtarbah66284 жыл бұрын

    Rey: buries Anakin's lightsaber in *sand* Anakin: comes back to life (just as inexplicably as sideous), turns back to the dark side, takes up the mantle of Darth Vader once more and vows to kill Rey This would've been the true Rise of Skywalker

  • @wackytrack7137

    @wackytrack7137

    4 жыл бұрын

    He grew from the sand, he is a plant now.

  • @mandrake6486

    @mandrake6486

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@wackytrack7137 his hatred towards sand kept him alive.

  • @KingsBard

    @KingsBard

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mandrake6486 Darth Cactus

  • @redhedkev1

    @redhedkev1

    4 жыл бұрын

    What if they were actually not lightsabers but vibrators?

  • @queenpenguin5685

    @queenpenguin5685

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol that would have made a better movie. Maybe they could have even had Ahsoka Tano defeat her master and actually introduce a real strong female character that fans actually like.

  • @qauckerman7629
    @qauckerman76294 жыл бұрын

    I thought they were gonna have something to do with Kylo and Rey kissing. Like raising a new generation of force sensitives, but they killed him off.

  • @Aldoz

    @Aldoz

    4 жыл бұрын

    I really wanted Ray to be the one who died, and Ben to survive, but they did the old switcharoo on me

  • @fez943

    @fez943

    4 жыл бұрын

    Qauckerman that would ruin rey’s character completely. The Jedi are not meant to give birth and keep the bloodline xd This movie is an end for skywalkers THE FINAL CHAPTER

  • @ImDannn

    @ImDannn

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@fez943 Her character is ruined already.

  • @johnarken1810

    @johnarken1810

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rey is 100% pregnant.

  • @jvg7498

    @jvg7498

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@fez943 Ironic given that it's titled "Rise of the Skywalker" and Rey also steals their name by the end

  • @85Lokiloki
    @85Lokiloki3 жыл бұрын

    7:41 "The film also adds so many pointless characters" You mean, toys and merchandising?

  • @traktor420
    @traktor4204 жыл бұрын

    Channel name: ‘I hate everything’ Also this guy: I think force awakens was ok Me: L I A R !

  • @willt2986
    @willt29864 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit I nearly forgot captain phasma was a character

  • @spacejunk2186

    @spacejunk2186

    4 жыл бұрын

    She wasn't tho. She was a marketing tool.

  • @mamajesus875

    @mamajesus875

    4 жыл бұрын

    The only time I’m reminded of her is when I go into battlefront 2 and I still most of the time forget she even a character

  • @camerontrivett1772

    @camerontrivett1772

    4 жыл бұрын

    They did my girl Gwendolyn dirty

  • @hamidn3037

    @hamidn3037

    4 жыл бұрын

    only know it from battlefront

  • @Null8899

    @Null8899

    4 жыл бұрын

    Was that the shiny stormtrooper? Odds of finding one of those is like 1/4,089

  • @drako7214
    @drako72144 жыл бұрын

    This trilogy was just a hangover luke had from the ewok party on endor

  • @Vanilla-Suite

    @Vanilla-Suite

    4 жыл бұрын

    We can hope

  • @viperaputakeyteaparyou8237

    @viperaputakeyteaparyou8237

    4 жыл бұрын

    More like a bad acid trip

  • @gooddaytunes4295

    @gooddaytunes4295

    4 жыл бұрын

    If only it was true.

  • @EwokRL

    @EwokRL

    4 жыл бұрын

    Can confirm, I hosted the party.

  • @IvaikinInsights

    @IvaikinInsights

    4 жыл бұрын

    TrickyMississipi Phantom Hope

  • @SergeiMosin
    @SergeiMosin3 жыл бұрын

    The Last Jedis worst sin, to my mind at least, was absolutely squandering Phasma. She was a badass silver stormtrooper captain. There was huge potential for her appearance. Like, hell, her armor could've been lightsaber proof and her backstory could've been a retired Jedi hunter from the early days of the Empire, which would've given her a personal stake in the story. Instead we got "Sweet! Silver stormtr- oh. She's dead. Well that was a thing". As for Rise of Skywalker, it was clearly designed by committee. It was trash, bastardized to try to pander to all groups of conflicting fans at the same time and also to the Chinese government, because nothing must be created that might offend the mighty Chinese market.

  • @strigonshitposting793
    @strigonshitposting7934 жыл бұрын

    Is it just me, or is the title of the film a giant grammatical error? “The Rise Of Skywalker” just doesn’t make sense.

  • @commanderzander580

    @commanderzander580

    3 жыл бұрын

    It makes sense if Skywalker is being used as the name for exactly one person. Like, the Rise of John Smith. Still though, it doesn't make logical sense because no one calls Rey just "Skywalker", and it's possibly the shittiest title they could have gone with

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