“ I’m racist… against birds “ 💀

@Spyder7051

Жыл бұрын

That’s crazy 💀

@ShaneTheGamerKid

Жыл бұрын

I love hairless cats I hate cats that have fur

@pepe_de_phroog2.033

Жыл бұрын

​@@mcflurry2061jus like me

@donisamwentete5079

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@roboturtle1429

Жыл бұрын

bro's opps are birds 🤭

The crazy thing is some people train their parrots to be able to understand what words mean and how to form sentences

@JawbreakerJuice

Жыл бұрын

GOOFY AHH EMOJI

@mariztheoneforyou

Жыл бұрын

@@JawbreakerJuice 😂

@ask343

Жыл бұрын

@@JawbreakerJuice JAWBREAKER JUICE YOU THA GOAT!

@Void1113

Жыл бұрын

@@JawbreakerJuice Bruhhhhh 😂

@BushyBushyy

Жыл бұрын

@@JawbreakerJuice🗣️🔥

Fun fact: some birds like crows have facial recognition and can literally describe you to the squad. You can get attacked by birds because of something you did to their father’s cousin’s brothers’ nephews’ roommate Eagles will also just drop their babies and if they don’t fly, try again

@realmuphukincart

Жыл бұрын

Bird drive by

@anon._

Жыл бұрын

THE LAST PART IS FOUL

@PaigeGuinn

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: if a parrot dial area it’s eyes while looking at you it means they are exited and means they want to puke on you like you are their chicks, Also you can train them to bark and dance and even potty train them. Another fun fact; some eagles will throw whole goats off of cliffs to kill them and eat them

@theshadowking3198

Ай бұрын

Crows got generational beef fr they be chill when they like you

@ShrimpAlfredoGuy

18 күн бұрын

@@anon._get it? because birds called fowls

“I ain’t no vegan. What I look like? A loser?” My vegetarian stepmother in the back looked at me and said “I agree.” 😂😭

@jemoeder1664

Жыл бұрын

She eatin my meat tho

@miraclegranderson6759

Жыл бұрын

Yeah there's a difference between a vegetarian and a VEGAN. man vegans are just deadly.. like plants are living things too. And there is more pollution caused from water bottles and stuff than like cow farts. Like get a real life

@_SteelRain

10 ай бұрын

Same

@eliqs__

9 ай бұрын

I read that as the woman baby maker part, yk what I mean that starts with v and ends with a?

@sammyssandwich

2 ай бұрын

@@eliqs__ Get a life

4:47 “I feel like he touch kids “💀

@NoahK000

3 ай бұрын

I was just abboutta comment this 💀💀

@BinaryThePsycho

2 ай бұрын

that genuinely killed me bro

@its_ravie8313

Ай бұрын

If drake was a bird

@DuMm7yy

Ай бұрын

If edp445 was a toucan

@ShrimpAlfredoGuy

18 күн бұрын

if the

I was actually scared of birds when I was younger because I was afraid that they would poop on me. Luckily that never happened and I'm not afraid of them anymore.

@mincilimcisaacmaseko2452

Жыл бұрын

i feel u bro

@lucidn1ght1

Жыл бұрын

you gangsta until it poops on you

@Speedybozo554

Жыл бұрын

I got pooped on before 💀

@Imam-Kamal

Жыл бұрын

@@Speedybozo554 same :(

@christy2252

Жыл бұрын

@@Imam-Kamal same help-

If you pay attention to the video, you'll see that this man is a comedic genius

@jordan-os5ig

18 күн бұрын

faaaaaaaacts

3:35 Nah bro don't tell me you won't shit your pants if an eagle just smiles at you

@fsponj

Күн бұрын

Just thinking about it makes me get daymares

"You were supposed to laughing " *me already wheezing 💀*

@mariztheoneforyou

Жыл бұрын

Real

@MTSyntho

Жыл бұрын

same here

@Itsdasummer32

Жыл бұрын

Right I was laughing and getting the joke 😂

@Last-147

Ай бұрын

Same XD

@ItsAnsAsian

Ай бұрын

*me already dying*

4:05 "Went from apex predator to child predator" 💀

@randomperson2099

Жыл бұрын

🗿🗿🗿🗿🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑💀💀💀💀💀

@DarkNinja-bf6hk

Жыл бұрын

​@@randomperson2099Chad

@kiroden358

Жыл бұрын

Thats me😊😊😊

@NinajuiPR

Жыл бұрын

@@kiroden358 🤨

@Itsdasummer32

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

Penguins have respect 999999 missing calls from Casual Geographic

@Thelabcat.

14 күн бұрын

Nah Casual geography 💀

@hooriyaahmed7190

9 сағат бұрын

This.

Nah this so far has to be your funniest video so far. Shit had me crying.

A eagle stole my chicken one time 💀💀

@roboturtle1429

Жыл бұрын

you got caught slippin

@Justindabestfr

Жыл бұрын

FRIENDLY FIRE

@Stag_Z

Жыл бұрын

Bird on bird violence

@sunsealz

Жыл бұрын

unforgivable

@michaelgeorges3551

Жыл бұрын

Tell me why the same thing happened to me

"They look like they wanna call me the N-word" had me creasing 😂

@kiroden358

Жыл бұрын

I did that bef-

@UCGH3102

Жыл бұрын

@@kiroden358 AYO WHAT

@Ball-of-mystery

11 ай бұрын

@@UCGH3102me too

it is unfair how underrated this man is💀

"You're supposed to laugh😐"💀

My parents told me a story about this time when our first dog was out on our top deck trying to sunbathe and was being harassed by a couple of blue jays. According to their story, these blue jays would swoop down and dive bomb our dog, our dog would lash out and start barking at them, and the blue jays would fly off and caw like they were laughing about it to each other. Birds are straight up menaces.

@Kspice9000

Жыл бұрын

They are annoying, invasive pieces of shit. Wish we would change the laws so we either exterminate them or have actual useful repellent tactics. Instead we spend more tax payer money on rehabilitating and providing medical care for the bastards that clearly won the Darwin award. It's bullshit.

@Itsdasummer32

Жыл бұрын

Dang 💀

@kizyyy-r1

Жыл бұрын

It’s all fun and games until the dog eats the bird

I have no idea what to say AND feel about this because I'm a bird owner. 💀

@AutHazel

Жыл бұрын

Same 💀💀💀

@giovanna121974

Жыл бұрын

Agree💀💀💀💀

@datoneguy8926

Жыл бұрын

Then watch you back he coming for them bird buns

@AutHazel

Жыл бұрын

Oh shoot 😳

@elijah12springer35

Жыл бұрын

Same but what I can agree with is some birds can be jerks

As a fellow darkskin, I think the birds might hate the content of your chracter or something. I've never had a bad experience with a bird.

“I see this and feel the need to defend myself.” This got me good.

7:46 so cool. Get it? cause they’re penguins? they live in antarctica? You were supposed to laugh

If i see a cockroach it ain't surviving from my collection of sprays💀

Back in ye olden times when the boards of hovering were all the rage, a dastardly bird pooped right to my 12 o’clock and almost hit me. The way I rode that board looked like tony HAWK

As a turkey I feel verbally assaulted 😢

@TsipPlanet

Ай бұрын

Same

7:04 this part genuinely made me laugh so hard

@Xx_FluffFries_xX

Жыл бұрын

Fr 💀

@simplynia8316

Жыл бұрын

bro jaw is so funny hes one of the only funny youtubers nowadays

@ITH0UGHTYOUWANTEDTODANCE

Жыл бұрын

@@simplynia8316 FOR REAL

@chrisjeffjohnson5265

Жыл бұрын

I have got to put the ❄️ down🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5:33 this was the true jump scare

@Mr.Exhibit

10 ай бұрын

I’m scared shitless 😂

I'm in love with birds and I support this message.

@slockywush04

11 ай бұрын

Me too

My chickens hate me. I sware they are trying to eat me

Bro I own a parrot 💀💀 and I KINDA agree with you but yet this is so funny 💀💀

@luvzvw.1

6 ай бұрын

Same 😭

@user-gj8lj2vf3f

3 ай бұрын

Agreed, bro

@stronk_polar4333

7 күн бұрын

Exactly Every morning I hear the sound

4:15 **F### I HATE SHORT PEOPLE** *Backs away in 5'1*

"youre supposed to laugh" I'M ALREADY LAUGHING SO GODDAMN HARD

I swear Jaw can talk about Frosted Flakes for 15 minutes and id still watch it

@JawbreakerJuice

9 ай бұрын

interesting. u may have given me an idea. “talking about cereal”

The eagles linked together by the talons is actually a mating act. Super cool act, boning while skydiving

The poop nuke thing is so true. My family and I went hiking for an hour. And when we got back we saw our car. It got nuked by bird dokie. Every square inch was covered. We couldn’t believe the amount of birds it took to do that.

@donisamwentete5079

Жыл бұрын

😂 Crazy one time bird dokied my head 😂

Jaws animations are becoming crisp by the day, nice work man, anyways bird meat goes hard, I grew up hunting and eating them a lot, the only bird I've not eaten is an eagle coz they eat suspicious meals bro like snakes, and also having birds at your house is a sign of absence of evil spirits so that's cool, I have birds that live at my balcony on top of the AC, they are pretty chilled and they had a kid last month.

I feel this man, I once went to the zoo when I was 4 or 5 and I remember I broke my hand from a duck, it was so bad that I had to go through surgery(I think) and that's y I hate them birds

“I have got to put the coke down” bro what were you doing??💀☠️

"I got a question, do birds hate darkskins or something??" 💀

@ProximaZR

Жыл бұрын

Probably

@PenguinMajesty

Жыл бұрын

Nah. Birds hate everybody equally.

@RamioGX

Ай бұрын

@@PenguinMajestylol

Bigeons are saints…. Dey chill as heck

6:09 bro said chat gpt😭

Jawbreaker:“I love penguins,penguins never done anything bad” Me:”not wanting to ruin his innocence”

@dubiousseed3272

Жыл бұрын

X-D don't tell him the truth 👀

@Amulet.

Жыл бұрын

Wait what??? What's bad about them?!?! Please I need to knooooowww!!!😭

@Venussworld

Жыл бұрын

WAIT TELL ME

@xeminous

11 ай бұрын

@@Venussworld im kinda late to give you an answer but penguins are INSANELY HORNY. they would hump the ground cus they are that desperate

@JoshiYTChannel

11 ай бұрын

@@Amulet. You REALLLLLY don’t want to know

1:56 that's gotta be a celebrity reference

The bird that was carrying the cat was a hawk. Birds are prey, and are the closest relatives to dinosaurs.

fun fact penguins peck the eyeballs off baby seals and then try to mate with them

@Xx_FluffFries_xX

Жыл бұрын

Excuse me what💀 also ✨murdoc pfp😔✨

@Itsdasummer32

Жыл бұрын

Bro it’s 1:58am here 💀

@divad7137

6 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@sussius_bakius

2 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t really call that a “fun” fact

@thunderee6780

Ай бұрын

Seagulls do that too minus the mating part

Ima slide for u boi 1:03 💀

@Stylenigga

Жыл бұрын

Gang shit

"I was just standing there minding I was wearing my favorite pair of Vans and this baby chick walk up to me, hey what’s up bro? Chick:💨"💀💀💀

That’s just hilarious. Top quality content. I don’t know how much of the speech has to be redone or edited out during the creation process, but this dude seems like he’d do hella well at comedy show

0:50 what 😭

“Now you understand why I hate chickens unless they’re big fried or in between some beard” Bro liked only the fried chickens☠️

One time my dad parked my sisters car under some trees. One hour later and my sisters white car is grey, completely covered in bird dookie.

1:05 an obvious no, it's the mother birds that are territorial. Because they're the ones who protect the nest while the father goes out collecting food, and fun fact, both parents take turns watching the chicks and finding food.

Those first 2 words got me stoppin myself for a sec 💀💀💀

8:40 foul 😭

@JJISMID

Жыл бұрын

You were supposed to laugh

@kenjo354

10 ай бұрын

Fowl

8:48 oh ye oh ye SeNd mE tO ThIS FiVe StAR ReStruant RIghT herE😩

Who gon’ tell him about the penguins…

@_okedata

Жыл бұрын

what the penguins do?

@Sa1tCh1ps

4 ай бұрын

They broke inside fort knox and stole 12lbs of cheezy dibbles

When he called birds pooping a drive by had me bro 😂

Bro jaw, it's been a while since I watched you and DAMN your channel has grown a lot. I was here before 100k and I remember when the diary of a wimpy kid video was your most popular video. The first video I watched on your channel was the android user video and that video made me sub.

"..." "I gotta put the coke down." 💀

Carti not signing you😂 4:24

Birds are a group of warm-blooded vertebrates constituting the class Aves (/ˈeɪviːz/), characterised by feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a strong yet lightweight skeleton. Birds live worldwide and range in size from the 5.5 cm (2.2 in) bee hummingbird to the 2.8 m (9 ft 2 in) common ostrich. There are about ten thousand living species, more than half of which are passerine, or "perching" birds. Birds have wings whose development varies according to species; the only known groups without wings are the extinct moa and elephant birds. Wings, which are modified forelimbs, gave birds the ability to fly, although further evolution has led to the loss of flight in some birds, including ratites, penguins, and diverse endemic island species. The digestive and respiratory systems of birds are also uniquely adapted for flight. Some bird species of aquatic environments, particularly seabirds and some waterbirds, have further evolved for swimming. Birds are feathered theropod dinosaurs and constitute the only known living dinosaurs. Likewise, birds are considered reptiles in the modern cladistic sense of the term, and their closest living relatives are the crocodilians. Birds are descendants of the primitive avialans (whose members include Archaeopteryx) which first appeared during the Late Jurassic. According to DNA evidence, modern birds (Neornithes) evolved in the Early to Late Cretaceous, and diversified dramatically around the time of the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event 66 mya, which killed off the pterosaurs and all non-avian dinosaurs.[5] Many social species pass on knowledge across generations, which is considered a form of culture. Birds are social, communicating with visual signals, calls, and songs, and participating in such behaviours as cooperative breeding and hunting, flocking, and mobbing of predators. The vast majority of bird species are socially (but not necessarily sexually) monogamous, usually for one breeding season at a time, sometimes for years, and rarely for life. Other species have breeding systems that are polygynous (one male with many females) or, rarely, polyandrous (one female with many males). Birds produce offspring by laying eggs which are fertilised through sexual reproduction. They are usually laid in a nest and incubated by the parents. Most birds have an extended period of parental care after hatching. Many species of birds are economically important as food for human consumption and raw material in manufacturing, with domesticated and undomesticated birds being important sources of eggs, meat, and feathers. Songbirds, parrots, and other species are popular as pets. Guano (bird excrement) is harvested for use as a fertiliser. Birds figure throughout human culture. About 120 to 130 species have become extinct due to human activity since the 17th century, and hundreds more before then. Human activity threatens about 1,200 bird species with extinction, though efforts are underway to protect them. Recreational birdwatching is an important part of the ecotourism industry.

@sippingtexastea

Жыл бұрын

Nice lecture but I ain't reading allat😭🙏🗣🗣️

@elijah12springer35

Жыл бұрын

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and freaking died (this is a joke I love birds)

@Itsdasummer32

Жыл бұрын

Interesting

@scripted_glitch418

7 ай бұрын

You copied it from wikipedia bruh

@Finley.qdaly4

2 ай бұрын

My hw be like

0:24 Bruh the Twitter noise 💀

@non-existent5804

Жыл бұрын

The “X” noise

@alexanderman31

11 ай бұрын

@@non-existent5804please don’t remind me

@braydenjackson-wr3gp

10 ай бұрын

Nahhh its the Y noise

@MilesMorales827

10 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@braydenjackson-wr3gpNahhh it’s the Z noise

@Skittlezzzzzz

5 ай бұрын

Nah the A noise

4:03 Owl went from apex predator to child predator💀

8:26 FLAMINGO COMPOW

You know it’s a good day when Jaw uploads

@lukeskywalkerstudios941

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@123bsbsbs

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@fwcoffeebeans

Жыл бұрын

Rf

@chrisdragoo5582

Жыл бұрын

On god

@Xx_FluffFries_xX

Жыл бұрын

Fr

ngl the birds i respect the most are those mourning doves that you would hear in the morning their coo's go hard asf

Nah cause penguins are actually menaces like fr it's crazy

5:15 and that is why mockingbirds are one of my favorites

You had us in the first half with that intro

@roboturtle1429

Жыл бұрын

i thought he finna be on his villian arc

@GasMaskProductions0

Жыл бұрын

​@@roboturtle1429fr

@Itsdasummer32

Жыл бұрын

True

Hes villan arc has started💀

1:33 nah that bird must have had peak precision and accuracy to do that

They don't care they're birds.

juice back at it again wit the tomfoolery 🔥🔥🔥🔥

The cranes are on DEMON TIME we’re I live. Chasing people down and biting them, and being the LOUDEST THING EVER.

My sister has a deathly fear of birds and my school is infested with birds and one of them stole my food OUT OF MY HANDS

3:33 LMFAOO

@CreeperG3

Жыл бұрын

n i c e pfp

@iqzario4animations203

6 ай бұрын

‘Murica 🇺🇸

To make things better for you, Ravens have the intelligence of a 7 year old child LOL There is footage out there of them dropping food on the street, waiting for cars to come crush the food, and waiting to strike to eat it

@JawbreakerJuice

Жыл бұрын

bro i saw that y tf they so smart

@mrtrollnator123

Жыл бұрын

Wtf they smarter than me 💀

“I have got to put the coke down” 😭

“You went from apex predator to child predator” had me dying.

“The Pringle logo going super saiyan” Best way to describe that bird, ever.

wait till he find out what penguins do to each other in the wild 💀

5:25 bro I had my ear up to the phone so I could hear the birds😭

That Pringle joke caught me OFF GUARD 😂😂😂😂

1:23 wells fowlgo had me dying💀 Also mordecai isn’t annoying

@Stylenigga

Жыл бұрын

Oh he is

@MadMatt32

Жыл бұрын

@@Stylenigga I love mordecai

@Stylenigga

Жыл бұрын

@@MadMatt32 i can tell

2:39 "don't run don't trip"

@Stylenigga

Жыл бұрын

Horror movie 101

@dsctunes

4 ай бұрын

Bro trumpet gang unite

Jaw:I’ll be right back *Plays a rapidly loud noise* I turned deaf after that.

3:07 blud made me hungry😭😭😭

i watched this while my parrot was sitting on me

Birds really be scaring the shit outta me. Don’t get me started on those giant modern day dinosaurs called ostriches. Also Penguins be r*ping each other and they do rocks cuz they think it’s another penguin

As a birder who is going to be an ornithologist in the future, the stories of the birds attacking probably hate you more than you hate them

Now you understand why I hate chickens, unless they’re baked, fried or in between some bread

6:51 let him cook 😂

Wait till bro find out how depraved penguins are

bro your intro and animated room being a mix of carti and sonic... those are 2 of my current/past obessions

I swear, every morning at one of my grandma's house, it would start with me & my bro telling a rooster (or roosters) to "shut up".

bro ur videos go by so fast because of how nice they are

You hate a bird. (Laugh track here)

5:21 my family was on a vacation and every bird beatboxed pretty much same line, one day I got bored and started a rap battle with the bird. The bird couldn’t see me so to him it sounded like just another bird. He kept pulling out the same unmelodic verse, so I would take his and mix it up. Eventually I got the bird to change its call to something half decent lmao. I know this sounds like cap, but I swear to god the bird and I had a full on rap battle.

"lookin like yo name edgar"😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

i LOVEEE birds!!! They’re intelligent and free and their routines are great I love crows they memorize peoples faces, Collect stuff, Talk, and are genuinely just so cool! pigeons are smart and kind too, They can memorize places they’ve been too and always come back :) They’re amazing

@TsipPlanet

Ай бұрын

Ye

They certainly do look menacing but I am no terrified by eagles, no.. it goes farther than that. Like their eyes are so creepy I literally just got a goosebump thinking about it. Like bro pigeons, them birds outside your house, that terraria looking bird, FLAMINGOS and bro OSTRICHES. I can get behind penguins and owls (kinda) but still creepy