my wife left me

@cedomirvukobrat7561

19 күн бұрын

Relatable

@Timothy1717

19 күн бұрын

​@cedomirvukobrat7561 15 seconds ago is crazy

@Little-pluto-behind-neptune

19 күн бұрын

@@cedomirvukobrat7561fr

@user-eo8bj2xu7z

19 күн бұрын

cool

@the_gangly_gamer4448

19 күн бұрын

Same, and she took the kids.

That achievment is like winning a war without deaths

@chelovek10117

19 күн бұрын

Its very esy to get against f4 g4 smurfs (like me half a year ago)

@user-hh5gl5lv3c

19 күн бұрын

That is litteraly what it is bruh

@Matcha649

19 күн бұрын

chess is war

@omaki82036

19 күн бұрын

war without reason

@THEarrasBuddhist

19 күн бұрын

Lol

shoutouts to that one guy who blundered fools mate when i was starting out

@ekarajmingmak9338

16 күн бұрын

Wait that make me realise that if this achievement is real then I just give a lot of people a very hard thing for a joke💀

@bokamosomokoena6514

16 күн бұрын

​@@ekarajmingmak9338I thought I was the only one that did that

@bernardovidigal1306

16 күн бұрын

exactly, too bad this isn't an actual achievement

@HCR_

11 күн бұрын

lmfao i did this before, shockingly only like 3 people total noticed the fools mate & acted on it.

@fawzanulhaque483

10 күн бұрын

Same happened with me

Great, now get A DOUBLY DISAMBIGUATED BISHOP CAPTURE CHECKMATE (rarest move in chess) by Paralogical

@zahven

12 күн бұрын

lol I just watched that video

@ImNotEpix

11 күн бұрын

dang we all got reccommended that video

@smartbeastgaming8913

10 күн бұрын

By logic the knight one is more rare ~800- Bishop(other mate) 0-DDBCC ~2000- Knight ( other mate) 0-DDKCC So the knight one has more mates with the other mate without DDKCC , so We have more information for Knight one than of bishop And always the more information one wins

@rooster3103

9 күн бұрын

​@@ImNotEpix the algorithm got us by the nuts

@popete2

8 күн бұрын

@@ImNotEpix yes

“This is why you shouldn’t do drugs guys” got me cracking 😂 nice job getting the checkmate!

@Itzyasir2

13 күн бұрын

why is bro here 💀

@CheeseFilms

13 күн бұрын

The most unexpected KZreadr's in the comments

@iCubely

13 күн бұрын

Wunba aint you supposed to be playing minecraft 💀

@HI-14_14

13 күн бұрын

Ya shouldn’t you be building the temple right now

@mrahman6488

13 күн бұрын

Hi

I love how people are still commenting before they even watch the video

@zoeye1

19 күн бұрын

woah

@The-fu4gm

19 күн бұрын

😂

@CHT-tb4jk

19 күн бұрын

same😂

@ZazyCat21

19 күн бұрын

Ikr its so stupid like hou would you do that (im definitely not commenting before i watch it

@masonboone4307

19 күн бұрын

​@@ZazyCat21 yea you're replying

At this point, bro could just make a video on getting back his rating points 💀

@IzzyTheOwl

17 күн бұрын

do that tho...

Wouldn’t the fool’s checkmate be easier to get this achievement?

@aramalqestoma1450

11 күн бұрын

You need your opponent to literally play the 2 worst moves in a row. He was in queues so that wouldnt happen.

@CuongLe-zl6vj

3 күн бұрын

@@aramalqestoma1450 it was me and i did it for fun

No shot this is one in a billion, I got this fake achievement in the first week of playing because my 335 rated opponent did a move that allowed for a smothered knight checkmate on turn 7

@BetterThanLemonCak3

18 күн бұрын

40⁷ is 11 digits, the easiest checkmate(fool's) wound be 40⁴ and that's 2.56 million so you are correct

@Gl1tcH_4ng-iu1ps

18 күн бұрын

it's just smothered not smothered knight. If u wanna act cool at least get ur facts right.

@genio2509

17 күн бұрын

It's one in a billion Statistically, not on probability, they are different. Statistically, no pro player games would ever happen like this and between noobs, that wouldn't happen either. You'd need someone who knows vs a noob, and that doesn't happen often. Those rare games then get drowned in all the games that happen every day.

@nope206

13 күн бұрын

@@Gl1tcH_4ng-iu1pshe’s specifying, maybe you should read the rest because there’s also things like smother pawn checkmate

@Experimental-np9pw

13 күн бұрын

Bro math and logic are two different thing in gm level its one in 100 billion In rookie its one in a 1000 or even 100 haha

"17 business years" got me on the floor

Even a fools mate could’ve been the peaceful victory

@alvinplay8939

18 күн бұрын

Fr

@KINGoftheHunters

Күн бұрын

100th like

0:23 and imagine a pawn mate💀 9:29 did ya ma make spaghetti?

The delayed bongcloud opening by the 200 rated

Btw, its not actually the rarest mate in chess. The rarest mate in chess happens when 3 bishops of the same color are in a square pattern and the bishop in between the 2 others moves to capture and behind it is a rook or something that discovers mate. Be3xc5# will be shown in the moves. Meaning bishop in e3 takes c5 checkmate. (Can be any square but i picked those at random). There has never been such a checkmate in lichess. Not even such a check. So its very unlikely it will happen anywhere in the next few decades (naturally). You can go for those checkmates though and then it is more likely to happen.

@ashwinnaidoo796

9 күн бұрын

i watched that video just yesterday lol

Both black and white missing the queen and king fork at 5:46 for two moves is wild. You moved the rook out of the way of the fork but the pawn was still undefended AND it still forks the queen

Hope you one day reach 100k subs!

4:11 “This is why you shouldn’t do drugs”

I love watching your vids!

Dude. Just tell your opponent in messages what you're trying to do and make it a challenge of which one of you can get the achievement.

@firewry

13 күн бұрын

that would be cheating

@masscreationbroadcasts

13 күн бұрын

@@firewry no, it wouldn't be because you're not asking to throw the game so that you win.

@firewry

13 күн бұрын

@@masscreationbroadcasts yea it kinda is cheating

@ishotmyselfandnowiamdying8199

13 күн бұрын

@@masscreationbroadcasts What it would be is a severe lack of content. When you watch a chess video about an insane checkmate, you want to see him rage and get the mate legit.

@kaizoisevil

12 күн бұрын

@@firewryit would have to be an unrated game, then you are allowed to stage it. I’m pretty sure you’d get in trouble for staging a rated game.

Bro is gonna take over chess yt community soon! Btw great content 👌 👏

Bro I love your vids and I hope you will get to 100k very soon

I think I have this achievement since when I was low rating on purpose for tournaments and someone gave me a free win by doing Fool's mate

Okay, this is the kind of video that makes me go “Ok, wtf did I just witness…”

The fact that this guy played this game a year ago is amazing

New challenge: checkmate but you have to do the bongcloud opening and no using queen

y'know for the longest time, I thought the most difficult checkmate in a natural game would be a _forced_ checkmate. Y'know, where the only possible move(s) would be checkmate. But forget that. This might actually be harder

@kaizoisevil

12 күн бұрын

Reminds me of a puzzle where there is only one legal move that is not mate.

You don't even tried the shepherd's mate with this low rate opponents killed me

Bro be gettring more and more bizzire checkmates💀

@aaimer

19 күн бұрын

bizzarre?

@THEarrasBuddhist

19 күн бұрын

Bizzare... Wronge spelling

@aaimer

19 күн бұрын

@@THEarrasBuddhist Wrong*

@shopen6

19 күн бұрын

@@THEarrasBuddhist Wrong* learn how to spell before pointing out other people typo's

@ekatvakushvaha1814

19 күн бұрын

heh, it was a distraction to divert attention from the wrong spelling of 'getting' 😎

Was expecting a follow up to the Paralogical video about the rarest move in chess, but this was also interesting.

I feel bad for the pain and suffering that you went through to make this video, w man.

i totally expected me self to pop up in your video, forever becoming immortalized as the numbnut losing like this

Vivaldi's Winter in the background is a nice touch :D

I did the same checkmate when I was playing tournament in my class in 8th grade. The last game, for the title of the grandmaster of the class, I did a checkmate without taking any pieces)))

Croissant seriously pushed the two rook pawns

The title states that chess is luck based

Bro I just said the meme "I'm a croissant" and the second I looked at his channel name, it's croissant, bruv💀

I really want to sleep but this title doesn’t want me to sleep

I think this was a very peaceful experience

Should've done the ducth hopton trap

I've gotten this before, you can take their pieces, just don't lose yours

By the way the are 21 million penguins on Antarctica and 502,653 inhabitants in Malta. So if the penguins decided to invade Malta, each Maltese would have to fight of 42 penguins. The only defense would probably be to learn En Passant.

@ZDTF

19 күн бұрын

I alone can defeat all those penguins Nah Id win

@satgurs

19 күн бұрын

@@ZDTF nah, i'd summon more penguins

Nice, now do a double disambiguated bishop discover checkmate.

Next get a castle checkmate and peaceful victory in the same game

And he sacrificed, His ELO!

I am your new subscriber 🎉🎉 your videos are recommending so much i have watch playing 24 hrs chess video getting to 2k rating video

🚫Spoiler Blocker🚫

Wait how the hell did I get this

4:03 looks like the Bishop is trapped there, so they toom the pwan to minimise point loss

Probably the easiest way to do this would be to tell your opponent to let you do fools mate on them

how did he get those animations?

What about king + knight vs king + pawn checkmate on the corner?

Now im gonna copy your game and ask some random guy to let me checkmate him just like that LoL

I believe you can if black move the pawn D7 and C7 down to D5 and C5 something like that and you just need to move you queen from D1 to A4 that a mate

I did it when I was 600 elo making mate with just 2 moves without trading

He did all of that just to be lied too. But at least he got a good video about it

Now try getting double disambiguated non capture bishop checkmate LMAO gl with that

doubly disambiguated bishop mate

Question to you guys, is that achievement really unlocks in the app? Or is it just a visual for the video?

I don't know if that was intended, but the referrer link only takes you to the main page. Great video!

Hey man luv your vids you should be a gm

peaceful victory but if you can take a piece you must and you have to win by castling.

This is even harder than en passant checkmate... about 10x harder Good Job Croissant!

@chelovek10117

19 күн бұрын

Its luck based you might spend a month without a progress and might get a smurf that plays f4 g4 while playing on your 600 elo account

Damn gg Congratulations on getting that achievement Rip your elo tho

Yo bro be sacrificing his elo for our entertainment

@ZDTF

19 күн бұрын

Hey pretty lady!

just wait for him having to do knight promotion checkmate (i don't actually know if there's an achievement for that)

0:03 as a wise man once said: "IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!"

Nice vid!

9:25 "🎵Mom's spaghetti🎵"

"I have destroyed my openent by simply marching"

Fool's mate is a way to go. Just chat first to your opponent to let you do it. Some of them will comply but you need to give them back the same Fool's Mate

2:51 yeah of course chat gpt could calculate that yep.

it took me 5 days to get close and i was playing bullet. I had to make 1 move for checkmate but my time ended

This "achievement" was only done by Croissant.👏🏻

Enpassant pawn only check mate exists

imagine taking someone pawn and seeing them resign

Bro i already got that archievment in my 3rd match with the queen and bishop with the 4 move checkmate

9:26 achievement so hard bro became eminem

“The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Now do a doubly disambiguated bishop checkmate 🗿

This challenge is easy as fuck when you play against a 300,pawn d3, queen b3,knight h3 to g5 and opponent will push pawn f6 to threat the knight and queen f6 checkmate

Now try castle checkmate

Fool's mate occasionally happens as low levels and would meet this challenge

I mean I once blundered fool's mate on purpose just to see if they'd take it in low elo, and have met players who have done the same... Although you do get a warning that losing on purpose can be banable

I remember I got this when I just started playing chess, 4 move Checkmate of course,

wouldn't a standard fools mate be enough to get this one?

interesting vid bro!!

If someone did the frog opening it would still count as that checkmate sooooo

@THEarrasBuddhist

19 күн бұрын

Fools mate. Only chance of this happening is to wait for a person to play fools mate opening (But this is literally impossible)

@chelovek10117

19 күн бұрын

​@@THEarrasBuddhistS M U R F S

I have had that when i started because of fools mate

And he sacrificed.....HIS ELO[also his mental health]

sols rng players are actually cooking if this is a 1 in a billion

9:37 you got the achievement 1 year ago bro Pre recorded the whole year

@The_Croissant

19 күн бұрын

It’s not a real achievement 😭

I got the one where u have checkmate with all pieces on board(except pawns)-this achievement is real

bro hasgotten every checkmate on earth

Bro lost himself at the end

8:53 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱

never knew this was a thing

My sister would be like, wow it's so rare

bro just collecting rarest thing in chess 💀🚬

I already knew there was no achievement for that because my opponent actually allowed a fool’s mate and I won in 2 moves so…

Just gonna say, queens mate with the pawn u capture already moved (the hail is queens mate, it’s scholars mate)