Parrot was meant to marry Ash, but in a shocking turn of events, he stole Branzy's heart instead.

@1991keigan

6 ай бұрын

Ikr

@hildalaw7627

6 ай бұрын

lol good one

@clopaz1940

6 ай бұрын

O::

@feierlord

6 ай бұрын

This is a KZread comment section, the only Gods here are the creator and whoever got the first comment @@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5

@sxoinas_ilias

6 ай бұрын

Lol

"Don't talk back to me, get married" - Mom Peirce 2023

@neoworldlee

5 ай бұрын

When did Clown said that? Lmao

@MuffinShorts21

5 ай бұрын

Maybe at the wedding

@bagel503

5 ай бұрын

@@neoworldlee at 5:53

@Dottore_is_hot

Ай бұрын

we love mom peirce

@FireKn1ghtMC

25 күн бұрын

the deadliest mom on the deadliest minecraft SMP

Imagine pulling up to a wedding and the priest is just like "Yo, what is up my slimes?" 💀

@matthewcool993

6 ай бұрын

Lmaooooo

@T1TNN_M3PWZZ

6 ай бұрын

thats branzy for you.

@ShadowFlip_

6 ай бұрын

Lol

@user-zz6dc5dd3q

5 ай бұрын

Honestly i would die of laughing😂😂

@thunderblaze9997

5 ай бұрын

It's cause 4C wrote the script lol!

7:42 *"Ash, you're probably doing this for American citizenship"* Reddoons LMAO

@crow7620

6 ай бұрын

He just called him an imigrant

@1ntegerLimit

6 ай бұрын

@@crow7620isn’t he? 💀 I’m an Indian so I can say this chill

@batscove

4 ай бұрын

@@1ntegerLimitnah he is in the continent of Asia thats why his ping is so high lol

@1ntegerLimit

4 ай бұрын

@@batscove nah bro with ping as high as his he’s on the damn moon

@batscove

4 ай бұрын

@@1ntegerLimit lol

“Due to the fact that Branzy is a licensed priest in real life and the rising popularity of virtual weddings, this wedding is technically reinforced by law.” Not the exact quote but I couldn’t care less

@fellow-genya-enjoyer

5 ай бұрын

**g a s p** It's another Tubbo, Tommy situation 😂

@Batty89

4 ай бұрын

@@fellow-genya-enjoyeri know lol

@clemencewongshuduanmoe7849

3 ай бұрын

Oh god 💀

@xavierprestholt7604

3 ай бұрын

Yeah he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married

@Aztechblade

Ай бұрын

@@xavierprestholt7604not legally because the papers were never sent

"Clown is your mother." had me rolling for some reason lol.

@GhoulishStorm91

6 ай бұрын

Is branzy the dad if clown is the mum?

@Integral_dy

6 ай бұрын

@@GhoulishStorm91 They said that already xD

@Cookie4140

Ай бұрын

@@GhoulishStorm91THEY GOT MARRIED IN C! PAST

Time flies by so fast, they went from Parrot banning Ashwag for hacking to being Married as a couple.

@Crispycheese-ii8lt

5 ай бұрын

Enemies to lovers

@user-hd7jo3zw1j

5 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@goobinator1

3 ай бұрын

@@Crispycheese-ii8lt 💀💀💀💀

@Crispycheese-ii8lt

3 ай бұрын

@@goobinator1 what I only speak the truth

@Kobyteam

Ай бұрын

Lol

I like how clown just stands there and watches every singe branzie's move☠️☠️☠️

@alexandrachanger278

6 ай бұрын

I found it interesting there they became tho Mom and Dad for Ashwag.

@sahasrakondapalli50

6 ай бұрын

And tries to get Parrot when it seems like he's gonna get branzy.

@ThadarX2014

6 ай бұрын

69th like 😂

@SapphireSorceress

6 ай бұрын

Chant along at home. CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY!

@oliviatilleman8055

5 ай бұрын

@@SapphireSorceress there are 356 clownzy fics on ao3. with your help we can get that number much higher

Killing branzy without armor is like dropkicking a toddler 😂

@idhantgoyal9180

6 ай бұрын

No, its dragon punching one

@SakuraBlossom9107

6 ай бұрын

You mean kicking a toddler in Walmart!😂

@shadowolf8967

6 ай бұрын

u think clown would let parrot hurt the love of his life

@RealSirHammi

6 ай бұрын

Killing branzy in general is like dropkicking a toddler xd

@jonathan_m1236

6 ай бұрын

@@RealSirHammi true

5:40 the slow turning of clown's head, he was boutta end everybody there 💀

@ik.-.

Ай бұрын

Haha fr

the exploter and the admin getting married what a great couple

@oteeeeeeees

6 ай бұрын

parrot lost admin access at the start of season 5 cause he was in japan

@ray4237

6 ай бұрын

LMAO

@stilldisinterested

6 ай бұрын

enemies to lovers typa shit

@Sayosen

6 ай бұрын

ur a brick i guess the account called lifestealadmin doesnt exist and jeppexx was the first person to think of lifesteal so its pretty safe to say he has admin @@oteeeeeeees

@itzadsco133

6 ай бұрын

@@oteeeeeeees oh

Branzy running at the end with no armor because he didn't bring any and only having random blocks as well as not attacking at all got me in tears

@sahasrakondapalli50

6 ай бұрын

He's too sweet for this server.

@Crinjatura

6 ай бұрын

Clown, log off this account

@aadyamishra5056

6 ай бұрын

@@sahasrakondapalli50yes he is

@unicorn_xxx3424

6 ай бұрын

@@sahasrakondapalli50 fr

@user-eh4jj3xh6t

2 ай бұрын

lol

You don't realize how much art you two just spawned.

@alisaglam2465

6 ай бұрын

god i could already fricking imagine it the moment i clicked on this video lol.

@ironIoko

6 ай бұрын

imagine the ship name the fandom will call them

@gabrielsfilms2086

5 ай бұрын

@@ironIoko cant be any worse than the 'ship' name for joel and lizzie (I say 'ship' cause their married irl and I always think of ships as fictional)

@L.AWNM0.W3R

5 ай бұрын

i can smell it from a mile away

@_moonL1ght_.

4 ай бұрын

I checked and sadly so far I’ve only found 4 peices😔 hopefully more comes as I continue my quest

This is the deadliest mariage ever💀

@ThatIoGamer

6 ай бұрын

Where Lifesteal 2021 and 2022

@Rainy_XD

6 ай бұрын

​@@ThatIoGamer they dissappeared

@michaelcoolkid8741

6 ай бұрын

@@ThatIoGamerthey crashed and burned

@Sashimipommes

6 ай бұрын

@@ThatIoGamerthey used a Hydrogen bomb to destroy them

@kelvinyeo9165

5 ай бұрын

​@ThatIoGamer they were being quarantined

„I assume that she’s a wonderful guy“ got me dying 💀

Seeing clown be so kind and not killing people is so funny

@SapphireSorceress

6 ай бұрын

Well no cuz he tried to kill parrot at the end to save his boyfriend, the priest

@Rebecca_Shsara1019

5 ай бұрын

​@@SapphireSorceress true forgot about that

@a_random_tire

5 ай бұрын

He also killed his daughter ash

Absolute power couple, I’m sure the fanart will be great

@hiroshell7973

6 ай бұрын

Add some links eh?

ClownPierce finally setting aside his killing spree for once in a long time just to see Parrot be married to Ashswag is the best thing ever

@alex_enbee

25 күн бұрын

Actually, if you watch clown pierces perspective, he made a video. He kills ashwag because he scammed clown Pierce. He also tried to kill parrot to protect Branzy but wasn’t able to.

now imagine if branzy had secretly been ordained before doing this. Pple can literally be married over video call in some states... Peak comedy

@Moccha_frostii

6 ай бұрын

He is ordained

@HasnainMusic233

4 сағат бұрын

Well parrot never accepted it tho

I like how Parrot aimed bow at woogie he move and after he aimed to clown he stood thier staring in the face even the members came in between

create a fake marriage and then cause mass murder for 1 heart in a videogame? parrot: yes

So these are the weddings rekrap is always talking about in his videos.

@Just_a_random_username

6 ай бұрын

LMAO

@conormurphy4480

6 ай бұрын

@@Just_a_random_username Thanks

@kyleliao4445

6 ай бұрын

quite literally rotflmao

6:32 SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! Had me dying.

Congrats to the happy couple 🎉 may you have a long and happy life ❤ 😂

@cr7king784

6 ай бұрын

I hope so because this is lifesteal

@xt3o7

6 ай бұрын

why does the stolen comment have more likes?

@SkiLlz_GoD

6 ай бұрын

lamoo 😂 they haven't kissed so no couples video

I absolutely love this type of video, where it’s everyone having a good time together.

@thatpersonthatexists8416

6 ай бұрын

yeah same but then havoc just erupts lol

@Just_a_random_username

6 ай бұрын

@@thatpersonthatexists8416 that lifesteal for ya

@alisaglam2465

6 ай бұрын

@@thatpersonthatexists8416 lifesteal for ya

Brazy should have become a real officiator so he could actually marry them without them knowing

@Just_a_random_username

6 ай бұрын

Funny thing hes an actual ordained minister lol

@ShiroaTheExalted

6 ай бұрын

@@Just_a_random_username 💀

@alanamariyam

6 ай бұрын

​@@Just_a_random_usernameWHAT

@Just_a_random_username

6 ай бұрын

@@alanamariyam yea in squiddos video pangi said it

"This is beyond embarrassing" I felt that too💀💀💀💀💀💀

man I love when parrot posts on lifesteal

@itamareizikovich6973

6 ай бұрын

Lol

@nathanflores2366

6 ай бұрын

As do the rest of us

@oyasumi.punpun456

6 ай бұрын

Npc

@PairoDraws

6 ай бұрын

@@oyasumi.punpun456 nah I just love when parrot posts on lifesteal

@A.Bahumat13

6 ай бұрын

Donald trump?????

And I thought watching Fundy and dream get married was a crazy ride

My favourite part is how parrot is like damn huge ceremony with no everybody naked bunch o' free hearts lol

Bro I’m so lost but this is awesome that you guys did this we need more of this in life steal

@Just_a_Taco.

6 ай бұрын

❤

@alanamariyam

6 ай бұрын

Ikr

i love how this was supposed to be a funny little wedding but parrot and mappic was plotting the entire time

First season: clownpeirce Fourth season: drugs Now: marriage Life Steal is crazy

4:03 imagine someone comes to you and goes "This are your parents" 😭😭😂

5:43 the way clown slowly looks at him like that as if daring him to shoot

I can’t wait for the sequel. The sequel: “I had kids (In Minecraft)”

He went up to hearts one is because he is married and the other on it because he killed Branzy! Also congrats on beeing married!

"stop hitting each other save it for a wedding night" branzy and his wise words (i think he knows :skull:)

6:58 "SKIBIDI HEART WARMING" IS DRIVING ME CRAZY HELPP (i love this vid sm)

Aaah yes a chaotic marriage which concludes only men and while the seremony Is taking place the groom and the bride are thinking about KILLING EVERYONE 😂

branzy trying to be the 40 yr old guy trying to be the new gen with the skibidi lmaooo

'stop hitting each other, save it for the wedding night' smooth.

the first time lifesteal groups up together without killing eachother

I don’t know what’s funnier the fact that they got married in a game bc of a joke or that Baranzy is a pastor…

3:45 “there so many free hearts in here” -Parrot

Clown was ready to kick parrot when parrot tried to get branzy😭

Parrot forgot to mention that branzy is actually wedding certified

So happy for you two

@memzerboi

6 ай бұрын

The deadliest marriage on the deadliest minecraft smp

@lemonadesaccounttm8721

6 ай бұрын

@@memzerboivine boom sound effect

YOU CANT HURT THE MOTHER IN LAW DUDE. Don’t talk back to me, get married 5:50

"Skibidi matromony" got me laughing😂

love how parrot was planning to destroy the whole time

You always make the wildest videos in a great way!

If clownpierce and branzy get married that make the best lifesteal seizoen ever😅

@rohand.-bd7qc

6 ай бұрын

The dutch autocoureur i can relate

@Unknownunblockergamer

6 ай бұрын

:)

Aw, poor Branzy, he was the real victim here XD let's hope Clownierce doesn't go after parrot

This was my favorite stream ngl, loved when you jumped Branzy after getting married 😊 Subscribe or you're cringe fr

CLOWNpierce: this is so skibidi heartwarming bro"💀💀

Bro got married the most sudden and way possible lol

congrats to the happy couple ❤ may you have a long happy relationship 😆

"SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm WAITING for Clown Peirce and Branzy to get MARRIED

@katelynwang7582

4 ай бұрын

We don't talk ab how both of them have a partner 🫠 🤡+🥳 = 💕👍🫶🙏

@katelynwang7582

4 ай бұрын

Also it would be a really great umm video and CONTENT (Cause apparently in minutetechs video content is the most important thing on the lifestealsmp)

he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married

Mapicc being the perfect best friend and not saving Parrot. Meanwhile, Parrot begging him

“That was skibidi heartwarming bro”-Clownpeirce/ash mom, 2024

I’m so proud. He finally grew up.😢😊

Mapic:why weddings are so long Zam:shut the fuck up😂😂😂😂😂

Clown's now planning on killing Parrot since he killed branzy

Why is no one talking about the "Bro.. Theres so many free hearts in here"

I love how parrot msged mapic saying dude there is so many free hearts in here

I was laughing almost the entire video. This deserves to be a main channel video. 💀

I'm pretty sure I got married in Minecraft once. We exchanged flowers, he placed his bed next to mine, and then and never spoke again.

I swear next videos “gonna be signing a prenup and getting a divorce”

congrats to the newly wed couple 😆 best parrot video

I wanna know which lifesteal member was looking at old Parrot and Ash tweets and was like, this’ll be funny

@Just_a_random_username

6 ай бұрын

They prob looked at this one gimmick account with the purpose of keeping track when they get married

ive seen some crazy stuff but what the heck dude love your vids keep up the amazing quality

Branzy: Yo what is up my slimes. Is a W start to the wedding

By the end…Parrot really did take someone’s heart 🥺

I literally watched this same wedding from clown's perspective

This is how you know that these friends are keepers, even if they usually try to kill you

Bro, your content just perfect

"make sure to contain yourself, Parrot" bro literally contained himself in a box.

Minute tech being paranoid now makes sense

How did this keep everyone entertained for over ten minutes?!

I love the Life steal smp episodes! I love your Videos you're great!

This Is the best lifesteal season ever!!!

Clown got the mother instinct

"Suicide will not be tolerated" new favorite quote

Always good when parrot posts

i love how this day is also the day a new member joined lol their first experience of lifesteal is gay marriage and also death and destruction and i love that

I LOVE THIS! this kind of content is amazing and sooooo funny!!!

Okay but how cute would it be too se branzy and clown get married!

1:54 parrot so shy, he's hiding in a hole XDD

I laughed so hard when ashwag's speech😂

When is Branzys and Clowns wedding??? :)

Now we know what jester penetrate did to branzy

Lesson Learned: Never make a joke that can actually happened in the future because of your friends makes it actually reality/happen.

Happy anniversary parrot

What's so funny Is that neither ash nor parrot even remembered it but their friends did and decided to do this. Lol

Also killing Branzy in Minecraft is like dropkicking a toddler in Walmart. Why

After seeing this you dad finally came back with milk and see the child 😂😂

let's be honest squiddo in the background was the real main character here