This man actually developed carpal tunnel, that shit deserves a like

@saltyralts

2 жыл бұрын

TWICE

@12345abxdefghijk

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a hit

@Royu_1

2 жыл бұрын

Throwing for content

@zolazar6928

2 жыл бұрын

@@saltyralts If I could like this video twice, I would... oh wait, I can (I have two accounts).

@lspuria8440

2 жыл бұрын

WHy woUld YOu lIKE soOMeoNe gettINg CARPal tUNneL?

7:27 "either that, or my wrists give out" 8:42 "a small price of my physical being for a 27 second time save" *foreshadowing*

@phobia1119

2 жыл бұрын

"Is it worth it you ask?" *looks at wrists* "... no. :)"

@Zeenosu

2 жыл бұрын

wysi

@larkspur1517

2 жыл бұрын

as soon as he said "or my wrists give out" i was like, welp there goes his wrists

@fleinn4012

2 жыл бұрын

Wysi

@wollinc.757

2 жыл бұрын

The moment at the end where he said he got Carpel Tunnel twice genuinely shocked me

He is an entertainer to the core

@naomidelgado5622

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@maddoxmarino8569

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, and a great one at that

I love how the creepy Toadette section transitioned into a sponsor XD

@datboihooded6425

2 жыл бұрын

that was hit... no pun

@pigglyjuff691

2 жыл бұрын

yeah... sponsors... fun...

@grahamholbrook9112

2 жыл бұрын

Tommy gaming

@goldenfox8701

2 жыл бұрын

Surprised to see you here

@Rfaker

2 жыл бұрын

@JJ оlаtunji 🅥 fake >:(

Developing carpal tunnel twice is definitely a “miss”

@LONGname46

2 жыл бұрын

Red flag

@TKHedgeHog

2 жыл бұрын

When she, When, Whe-when she, When she has IPhone... Red flag.

@Envy_Dragon

2 жыл бұрын

Madman got carpal tunnel twice and still finished editing the video

@Pomskee

2 жыл бұрын

ratio

@odaciousL

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pomskee L + Ratio

The "I developed carpal tunnel... Twice." Really got me.

@Riley_Sanford

Жыл бұрын

It’s kind of a “holy shit he’s serious” moment

Jacob: I want to improve myself mentally Also Jacob: I'm gonna bash my head into this wall until I get a world record in Mario Party ALSO also Jacob: *reads Toadette's wiki page*

Damn, my man got carpool tunnels in his hand? That's crazy, I can't even fit one car in my hand, nevermind a whole pool of them!

@digicatboy7567

2 жыл бұрын

bro I can fit a parking lot nerd get on my level gg ez noob bad trash

@biggestestMatt

2 жыл бұрын

@@digicatboy7567 rude

@lexmcdufflepants4332

2 жыл бұрын

@@digicatboy7567 rude

@dapperblook5966

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a hit

@Kendakki

2 жыл бұрын

@@digicatboy7567 rude

I like how Alpha still uses stickers against the cpus

@jadenellman1421

2 жыл бұрын

that’s a hit

@youreaverageguy3123

2 жыл бұрын

Good game!

@nian3262

2 жыл бұрын

Just because it’s a robot doesn’t mean you can’t be toxic

@XXXFotyleggaXXX

2 жыл бұрын

Getting your comment liked by Jacob is definitely a hit

@emilyart07

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a gamer instinct

Alpharad’s 2021 in a nutshell: “Yeah I’ll play that!” “I’ll make this harder for myself!” “I can make that competitive!” “I can Speedrun that!” “For the content!” “That’s a hit!” “The bald podcast.” “That’s a miss.” “Somehow I’ve developed Carpal Tunnel… twice, so uh, 4th place isn’t that bad after all.”

@LloydTheZephyrian

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget "That's a hit".

@_That_one_guy

2 жыл бұрын

This has no business being so accurate

@artzyinstinct3847

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the bald podcast aka alpharad deluxe

@Delta225

2 жыл бұрын

"That's a miss."

@hemizphere2828

2 жыл бұрын

What category(ies) do "Copypasta Theater" and the impossible escape room fall under? [For the Content?]

This is literally the most characteristic alpharad video I’ve ever seen. Mr Mario party dedicating himself to the point of carpal tunnel. Absolutely insane. Hope you feel better soon

Me, seeing the title: Heh, yeah, that's a mood Me, realizing Alpharad ACTUALLY GOT CARPAL TUNNEL: Oh, shit

@gengarzilla1685

Жыл бұрын

"Oh shit, he's actually serious?"

Alphard deluxe: drag out every Mario party session as much as possible for ad revenue Alphard on this channel: let's Speedrun Mario party

@ChristopherMoom

2 жыл бұрын

That's a hit!

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear qil

@sheevpalpatine5595

2 жыл бұрын

Beat me to the joke

@Apotheosister

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he stopped sweating Mario Party because of the speed running?

@Bieks1

2 жыл бұрын

Alphard crazy for that one

anything speedrunning related with HOME playing is straight up asmr

@evankerckhaert6466

2 жыл бұрын

Upload

@2kchallengewith4video

2 жыл бұрын

how many subs can I get from this comment? Current: 366

@aquilleswinkler5051

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, I thought no one knew who Wirtual was. Trackmania is such a small ass niche, colour me suprised.

@internettraveler8666

2 жыл бұрын

@@2kchallengewith4video haha you lost 4

@7p7m7

2 жыл бұрын

@@aquilleswinkler5051 wirtual is pretty damn big especially in the speedrunning community, his videos regularly break 1mil views lol

It really says something about Jacob's determination when they only thing that can keep him from achieving his goals *is his own body.*

"The easy CPU's were surprisingly easy to beat." damn, you truly learn something new everyday.

17:19 is a pretty accurate representation of how I felt mentally throughout the entirety of the Toadette segment of the video By the way, it really sucks that you ended up getting carpal tunnel twice, hope your hands recover from it =(

@ChristopherMoom

2 жыл бұрын

shoutouts to Jacob for still using Dating Start! for sponsors by the way, that's a hit

@doorknob9714

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit it Christopher moon

@bluestormpony

2 жыл бұрын

Ive seen the porn it does not surprise me

@Shy_Man111

2 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaaaaa

@braystar8578

2 жыл бұрын

He also used the fandom wiki and not the actually good Mario wiki so...

I love that Jacob has foreshadowed through all the video that he hurt his wrists/hands.

I’m more interested into how Alpha told the doctor “My wrists hurt from playing Mario Party too aggressively”

@gengarzilla1685

Жыл бұрын

We're in the 2020s, people fucking up their wrists from doing video game speedruns is definitely not unheard of now.

Hey Jacob, having been watching you for like 5 years, I know you have a incredible dedication for some things but remember sometimes it’s better to take a step back and have a rest ok, especially if you’ve got 2 carpal tunnels, I hope you recover well from the carpal tunnels

I really hope alpha sees the “aggressive stickers” mod, some of them are so good

@CyanPlushCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

the what now

@egg-cf8bt

2 жыл бұрын

Elaborate please

@boop7784

2 жыл бұрын

Daisy: cry about it

@Stoopid420

2 жыл бұрын

@@boop7784 something she'd say

"This Mario doesn't support cops" is the rawest line, Alpha please never stop improving

@FafliXx

2 жыл бұрын

Mario is just scared that they'll notice he is wanted by Interpol

@MegAmi24

2 жыл бұрын

Any cop related joke just writes itself nowadays

@sbilldmilk

2 жыл бұрын

I will not tolerate this Pratt Mario slander

@weareconeheadswearesentien4177

2 жыл бұрын

We are ConeHeads We are Sentient We are One One of us One of us One of us One of us

@Hamerato

2 жыл бұрын

@@weareconeheadswearesentien4177 tf?

22:13 i honestly can't have enough of this face, i always come back to this video just to see this moment. the sheer disappointment in himself and lack of belief.... it just speaks to me.....

19:27 "This sh*t kinda like squid game" had me rolling lmao.

Like Smallant, he dedicates 24+ hours to speedrunning a game in one day and gets a hand/wrist related injury. Take it easy Jacob

@jjjosie_

2 жыл бұрын

when did smallant get carpal tunnel?

@samt3412

2 жыл бұрын

Or Pointcrow using a calculator

@Smallant

2 жыл бұрын

it was repetitive strain injury in my thumbs, not carpal tunnel!

@Ebbie155

2 жыл бұрын

@@samt3412 that’s what I was gonna say lol

@samt3412

2 жыл бұрын

@@Smallant simply grinding too hard for your thumbs 😤

Getting carpal tunnel is a huge miss, but making quality content that entertains thousands? Definite hit.

The lead up to the carpal tunnel joke that all of his text cutins had typos is lowkey genius

18:11 that was definitely an Icarus moment right there

This is definitely the most undiagnosed ADHD video Alpharad’s ever made

@retronymph

2 жыл бұрын

And the most diagnosed RSI video Alpharad’s ever made

@squeenixu

2 жыл бұрын

And ALSO the most diagnosed Carpal Tunnel Syndrome video he's ever made

@2kchallengewith4video

2 жыл бұрын

how many subs can I get from this comment? Current: 366

@GoodEevee

2 жыл бұрын

@@2kchallengewith4video you gonna upload? Or just ask?

@eddiemate

2 жыл бұрын

@@GoodEevee Why actually try to make content when we can just have another KZread channel with the goal of insane numbers of subs for making no content

I just love how 'We're finally landing' is now synonymus with speedrunning.

@potatoes7u780

2 жыл бұрын

summoning salt doesnt get enough viewers

@Anonymous-zb2pp

2 жыл бұрын

comment got stolen by a verified and got hearted by alpha. L big miss

@falafelfreak

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-zb2pp well, that's youtube for ya

@falafelfreak

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-zb2pp haha, I just noticed that the comment is now gone. Justice served

@Kkiirrbbyykkiirrbbyy

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t know that

Jacob's commentary is in unusually politically incisive form and keep this shit coming please

I’m glad I ran into this video, my friends and I started a competitive Mario Party Superstars server to completely master the game and there’s really a lot of stuff under the hood that we’re still finding out. Thanks for shedding light on how deep this games goes!

That intro using SummoningSalt's theme song and style, in a speedrun video, was amazing. Alpharad with the galaxy brain over there

@SwordKirby110

2 жыл бұрын

I want to like, but I can't bring myself to change the number.

@kiwiz_77

2 жыл бұрын

i dont really get it is it a wirtual reference Edit: nevermind im an idiot

@trianreallyhard6600

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t be, I thought it was a Wirt reference too.

@Green13Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

then there's me who doesn't know what a summoning salt is and instead gets an image of rick astley dancing to the song and reminded of another whiney youtuber named Jawsh who is also the Jawsh who didn't get to go to Disney land with Altrive and Coney on splash mountain, but is the the Jawsh who tells Altrive about his favorite sandwich shop

@Histgyph

2 жыл бұрын

@@Green13Gaming Summoningsalt makes some of the best content on KZread, definitely check some of his videos out

Alpha, man I've missed you, but god everything you make is such a wonder to me. I don't even like Mario party that much, but you make it just so wonderful. You're great man

@Zoroark_Master

2 жыл бұрын

Well he upload pretty much daily on alpharad deluxe

@egg-cf8bt

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zoroark_Master TRUEE

I really enjoy these longer, we’ll thought-out videos. The commentary and content is very entertaining, thank you for the happiness and good laughs

Alpharad straight up damaging his own health and career to perfect Mario Party. Such admirable dedication, a true hero of the modern age.

With alpha's lady luck, Mario Party is a perfect speedrun game for him Edit: Unless his hands decide to die on him

@rodrijolly5417

2 жыл бұрын

Jacob Alpharad's [Lady Luck]*

@lonk_skonk

2 жыл бұрын

Jaiden's vid only confirmed that he is a stand user

@bluefire2550

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly

@JUMPYCOOL

2 жыл бұрын

That Jacob accidentally killed the run

@nicoco678

2 жыл бұрын

The trick is not let women ride your horse (makes lady luck jealous)

I feel so bad for laughing but the "twice" at the end was just way too funny to me

@thesilvereyes4987

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, the look down sells it so damn much

Jacob giving away his hands for content is incredibly on brand and I applaud that: *Because I still can*

I used to be able to draw the entirety of the Castlevania: SotN map (both castles) with items and broken walls. Came in really handy when I served a mission in Upstate NY where nearly every car ride was 40 min. and your only entertainment is seeing how high the corn has grown today.

I think carpal tunnel is very uncool

@ploopydre

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah Its so rude

@JacobPDeIiNoNi

2 жыл бұрын

It's a miss, not wholesome, red flag.

I shout "Jacob NO!" Multiple times when he drew the board. The peak of his insanity has been reached. No stopping him now.

@selfsustainedautocannibalVampi

2 жыл бұрын

Because he was wrong or because he was right? I don't play Mario Party so I don't know.

@thecalculatecavy2837

2 жыл бұрын

and thanks to a certain Irish KZreadr i hear this sentence now...

You know this is gonna be a HIT when the summoning salt music starts playing

Developing carpal tunnel twice really goes to show how dedicated alpha is to his KZread channel and to the content itself (keep up the amazing work alpha)

“This shit kinda like squid game” Alpharad 2021

@jstar3382

2 жыл бұрын

that's not his line. It's stolen

I love how mario just fucks up the speedrun and looks straight in your eyes while doing it

lmao the summoning salt intro got me

So glad to see you round alpha, so many of my favourites have been going out of action, awesome to know you are back and better than ever mentally.

Unironically after hearing the carpal tunnel incident I said, and I Quote "That's a miss" Not sure if that's a good thing or not.

@thelistener1268

2 жыл бұрын

That's a hit (this man has irreparably marred my vocabulary and I love him for it.)

15 hrs of Mario party in one sitting was probably the turning point… especially the fact that you didn’t actually rest afterwards

22:07 amazing rng

7:25 Foreshadowing

"and as someone who took a statistics class before dropping out of college, I'm here to tell you: the odds are not in my favor" that got me

The music summoning salt uses as his intro really sets the mood that I’m about to learn the most batshit crazy thing ever

@nanashi2146

2 жыл бұрын

Home - We're finally landing. Check out his stuff, it's pretty damn good. His 2014 album Odyssey is my personal favourite

7:05 And who bs'd Jaiden with the amount of legendaries he got in their soul-link nuzlocke?

The thing about Mario Party is that it can either be the greatest game ever made, or the worst thing to damn this earth. And that happens in one turn so I can’t imagine what a speed run of it would be like

anything he does is entertaining and everything in the past few months just proves it, an entertainer to the core

@zachlewis9751

2 жыл бұрын

Everything proves he’s a chaotic theatre kid

@sealessseadog2735

2 жыл бұрын

*A absolute gamer, to be exact*

I hope you keep grinding this would be so fun to follow

I would just like to say how much I respect that Jacob got mugged and got double carpal tunnel and he just went "yeah I'll make content out of this"

Can’t wait for him to find out that this game can also be played with friends for fun.

@ace0734

2 жыл бұрын

@Pelle_Knight _ That’s a hit

@MagiSwag

2 жыл бұрын

@Pelle_Knight _ no that's for add revenue

@Mendoza-yi6qk

2 жыл бұрын

he never played any Mario Party for fun..

Get this man to 3 mil! He literally got carpal tunnel for us.

@weareconeheadswearesentien4177

2 жыл бұрын

We are ConeHeads We are Sentient We are One One of us One of us One of us One of us

were finally landing playing at the beginning straight up unlocking core memories

22:12. "It was at that moment, he knew..."

Fun fact: Even though Super Mario Bros. debuted in 1985, Mario himself emerged back in 1981. His first appearance was as a nameless protagonist in Donkey Kong; well, not entirely nameless. He was known as “Jumpman”.

@el3tr0n6

2 жыл бұрын

Bro are you following me i have seen you like 10 times in the last hour

@jakebuscema5657

2 жыл бұрын

I have donkey Kong on an emulator

Can I just say how weird it feels for me hearing Alpharad's voice over Mario Party without Jo and Altrive?

My guy was so committed to the run he got carpal in both hands. Absolute legend

Hi! Just wanted to quickly tell you that I've been really enjoying your podcast! I can finally not get accidentally depressed because of a random song that popped up as I was drawing, now I can just listen to you guys talk about genetics and Laser tag Brians

Okay

@Playmaker_103

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@pipes4306

2 жыл бұрын

Okay

@fluffy6161

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@graysoncarter7256

2 жыл бұрын

Okay

@hunterrobinson2992

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

Thank you alpha, very cool

this video is really nicely paced

Hey welcome to the double carpal tunnel club alpha. I just got it in my second hand earlier this month. This is a very ambitious speedrun and I appreciate it.

4:29 i guess this is what alpha was doing when he wasn't working on the frozen in time music video

Oh yeah Mario Party speedruns are wild. Also hahaha the Summoning Salt music. 7:54 …Koopa’s Tropical Beach? Also holy heck carpal tunnel? Hope you feel better man!

Love your videos, always help make my day better

I did not expect the ending of this video

Ok everyone say it with me: This is a Hit!

ending the year with carpal tunnel after trying to speedrun mario party just makes sense for jacob alpharad

"If I had a nickel for every time youtuber got carpal tunnel from being a tryhard in a children's game, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't alot but it's weird it happened twice."

I'm sure skillshare appreciates being right after the questionable toadette thirst

Alpharad really is the only person that could speedrun mario party Also, I hope your carpel tunnel isnt that bad.

@hungryleolord6043

2 жыл бұрын

3 other people beg to differ

this is the first time i've liked a video in a WHILE. the amount of dedication it takes to get carpal tunnel twice just deserves everything And I just clicked on this expecting to find out how easy mario party is (apparently it's not)

i had so much fun starting this video over and over again

20:49 new favourite alpharad moment

1:18 LOOK MOM IM ON CAMERA xD

A couple seconds in this is already great due to the summoning salt music lol

0:43 i didnt know metroid dread was such a popular speed game

Congrats on the Carpal Tunnel% wr! Hard works pays off

People look at any fictional character and say: " Yeah, I'd hit it." And I just want to know if those people are ok.

@nixae2805

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah id hit it

@basicallyplaced

2 жыл бұрын

@@nixae2805 are you ok?

@realKhalilG

2 жыл бұрын

No, we're not

@nixae2805

2 жыл бұрын

@@basicallyplaced every day is a ceaseless nightmare. I don't know whats real anymore. Sometimes theres scratching at my bedroom door and from underneath it a photo of another character appears. The voice asks probing questions and all i can reply is "yeah, I'd hit it" for fear of what it would do otherwise. So yeah im doing pretty good

@rafaelmoutinho5697

2 жыл бұрын

As that one Persona 4 npc once said: "i'd hit it..."

Imagine getting carpal tunnel twice from speed running Mario party...

Well he may have failed to get the world record Mario party speedrun, but he definitely won the double carpal tunnel speedrun

this mans dedication is admirable

Thank you for telling us this, Alpha. I never knew this very useful information until now, and I wanted to show my gratitude for it.

This video was awesome, dude! I hope you get your carpal tunnel situation solved. Take it easy, man.

Sending good healing to your hands !! I hope they’re healing up alright

You humor me in my in time of need. Thank you.

Carpal tunnel sounds painfull, hopefully you can make a speedy recovery from this. take care Alpha.

That ending feels the punchline to a Scott The Woz video

Holy shit the first second of this video when I heard HOME click in I immediately paused and liked the video. I mean, I like every video I watch from start to finish usually, but I felt I had to do it right away. Absolute fucking hit, Alpharad. God damn that was a great opening.

I love the fact he’s just most likely sobbing by the end of it

can never remind eric about his calculator injuries when you literally got carpal tunnel twice from mario party