I love how the baby conspiring to kill him was put in timeout but the one who called him dumb was publicly executed

@W_Winters_99

Жыл бұрын

Killing a great leader leaves him a martyr, but subverting his authority kills him truly and entirely

@H3ROBOYz

Жыл бұрын

Hi

@H3ROBOYz

Жыл бұрын

Not noot

@ethanrapp6998

Жыл бұрын

Real recognizes real

@oamioxmocliox8082

Жыл бұрын

;)

i love how he never explains the use of baby tokens and never uses them for anything

@DavidPrObooMBer

Жыл бұрын

Governance. Lul

@gravynavy516

Жыл бұрын

@Ed Winters they do tho

@kuba_mar

Жыл бұрын

@Ed Winters Where are you from?

@kuba_mar

Жыл бұрын

@Ed Winters Oh, in that case yeah you probably dont get to know.

@chaoticcatartist

Жыл бұрын

What were they even supposed to be used for

my favorite part is when he punched a baby into a creeper right after apologizing about leaving the baby with a zombie

@jj02mc27

Жыл бұрын

timestamp please

@friendlywobbly9903

Жыл бұрын

@@jj02mc27 21:16

@tzatwar

Жыл бұрын

followed by him leaping down a hole makes that moment comedy gold

@Savvkey

Жыл бұрын

@@tzatwar and the scream😂😂

@tumblingartist

Жыл бұрын

“Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense.”

He really took the phrase, “If I can bring you into this world, I can take you out of it.” to heart

@Purpleavmshorts

Жыл бұрын

The only heart anything was taken to was a sword to his children's hearts

@BigDumbBird

Жыл бұрын

@Nick Turn imagine self promoting some random video

Even tho I was left out in the scary cold world for most of my short lived life, then given to a creeper in exchange for your safety, I still love you mother and I am still waiting for you to come and visit me in the nether. It's a little hot there, but its fine

@tomthestone1470

Жыл бұрын

SOUPY GET OUT OF THERE, YOUR MOMMA AIN’T NEVER COMIN BACK!!!,

@_soupy_cat_

Жыл бұрын

@@tomthestone1470 ik mother is never coming back but I cant help but hold onto the last sliver of hope, my brother

@sugarpapaelmo2004

Жыл бұрын

@@_soupy_cat_ Did mother come for you yet?

@_soupy_cat_

Жыл бұрын

@@sugarpapaelmo2004 nope, I'm still waiting. Although I've lost hope long time ago. Me and the others have accepted our fate at this point and rn we're trying to dig our way out it's pretty tiring ngl

@dailynoodlezz6737

Жыл бұрын

Better than the scary cold, I suppose.

I love Charborg playing with his chat. It's really cute, they don't even feel like real people.

@bigmonkeyshaha

Жыл бұрын

That’s because we aren’t real.

@heckermcheck8109

Жыл бұрын

We're all in Charborg's head. The accident was 20 years ago, he needs to move on.

@boyinblue.

Жыл бұрын

@@heckermcheck8109 Sometimes a patient who has experienced trauma is forever changed, it's possible he will never move on.

@loot3647

Жыл бұрын

Charborg, please wake up, your family misses you.

@Cognixantsy

Жыл бұрын

Wake up charborg

I got to be a baby on this stream and i missed my birth live so it was good to see. I love your ideas Charborg, it was such a fun stream. Born and died in the yellow room. Shout outs to my yellow room siblings.

@GeneralLDS

Жыл бұрын

I missed my birth in real life

@BalthorYT

Жыл бұрын

@@GeneralLDS It's ok, there's re-runs of it all the time, you just gotta sneak into the maternity ward it's super fun

@GeneralLDS

Жыл бұрын

@@BalthorYT omg thanks ill do that

@lucasgoodwin280

Жыл бұрын

Could you see out of the bots eyes?

@christianrogers9439

Жыл бұрын

@@GeneralLDS both my parents missed mine

“Thank you mother you saved my life” proceeds to get laid out by a skeleton

@rainbox12

Жыл бұрын

I'm laughing so hard man

@amateurvacuum

9 ай бұрын

Time stamp????

@JustGeetz

9 ай бұрын

@@amateurvacuumhad to search for a bit but 13:20

@scorp1on104

9 ай бұрын

“Thank you mother you saved my life” proceeds to get laid

@DeeDude

5 ай бұрын

@@amateurvacuum 13:21

21:14 i like the thought of charborg punching his child, dashing to the side, and jumping straight into a hole to avoid death

13:20 “Thank you mother you saved my life” top 10 moments before disaster

charborg: builds a giant torture facility with illusionary village to trick his friends into a Saw-like gauntlet also charborg: "I don't know how to build a roof"

This stream was a wild ride, poor gxerman and other babies mightve felt super neglected but in all reality they were the safest. Charbo was a really....good mother...during this stream.

@mushr--m

Жыл бұрын

the situation with gxerman was hilarious. i remember seeing all their futile cries for help in the chat

This may sound weird but Char has the best videos to watch while eating ice cream in bed before you fall asleep, his voice is soothing and the videos are always long

@AcherontiaStyx

Жыл бұрын

I literally do the exact same thing, I never realized this was a standard practice

@goonily1

Жыл бұрын

I have ice cream on the way ill save the video for when it gets here

@sunlizard9593

Жыл бұрын

You can eat ice cream in bed?! I really need to start living

@The_Queen_Chrysalis

Жыл бұрын

I was eating ice cream for the entire video....that's nuts

@klayman2

Жыл бұрын

oh shit i just read this while eating ice cream lmao

15:00 i love how it goes from 23 babies to 17 in one cut then the next cut its 14

“i didn’t forget about you kiddo cmon, get real.” sounds just like my mom lmao

@BlackMoonHowls

Жыл бұрын

Forgets you at school, forgot you HAD school that day. (It's Wednesday BTW)

This was sort of like life as a hamster, if the momma gets too angry, she eats her babies

@prometheas4089

Жыл бұрын

You don't have to be a hampster to eat your baby's

@redeye4516

Жыл бұрын

Rabbits also do this, but if they get scared. If you're psychopathically inclined, clap your hands or something really loud around a mother rabbit and watch how fast she fucking devours her own kids. I guess the idea behind this is that rabbits reproduce really fast, so the mom can't risk dying and leaving both her and her own kids dead, so she just eats them to save resources and make new ones later. That's the best I can come up with, if not that then I have no idea why they would do that.

@hera9668

Жыл бұрын

probably also to leave nothing for a potential predator to eat. Also, are you speaking from experience??

@weaviler

Жыл бұрын

@@prometheas4089 yeah but it’s typically frowned upon. Not sure why

@genericname2747

Жыл бұрын

​@@weaviler because babies are nasty. Eat adults like the rest of us

21:16 he pushed the baby towards the creeper to save himself what a great mother 😀

mother you cut out the part where you birthed me in the nether. dont worry i’m still waiting for you there :)

@cloudylemon2975

Жыл бұрын

So you still waiting?

@donutyer

Жыл бұрын

Still waiting...?

@PalacedDoop

11 ай бұрын

still waiting............?

@donutyer

11 ай бұрын

@@PalacedDoop Maybe he is...

@davidomocea8776

11 ай бұрын

still waiting?

“But also it’s sometimes fun to kill a baby recreationally” God damn

21:16 the best part about this is how he _pushed_ the baby *into* the creeper, and then ran away screaming.

marfoosa is the best baby I'm so glad he survived until the very end

Bruh, where do ideas like this come from

@cheesyboi8599

Жыл бұрын

The babies he births? I thought that was common sense.

@the_hamburgler

Жыл бұрын

idk man, but this shit is cool

@caldineescogroft8831

Жыл бұрын

From real life

@Dumpling_is_here

Жыл бұрын

Ur mom

@ridleythestrange

Жыл бұрын

He got it from ME. Yeah, I'm pretty much his best friend, we go way back. Larold and I

You should make this into a competition, seeing who has the least baby deaths and most baby tokens by the end of a time period

I think the reason Char survived at 21:20 was because he already took a tick of damage from the creeper so the fall was entirely negated by the short I frames

@EdyAlbertoMSGT3

Жыл бұрын

The room of inmortality would be 250ms, dont think its possible

It's okay the babies didn't die they simply were teleported to an adoption centre

2:25 Bro this is extremely realistic because they made me sleep on a carpet with a towel that i brought as a blanket in Kindergarden

@BigGayIncorporated

Жыл бұрын

right? actually realistic lol

@ihavelargeregrets8326

Жыл бұрын

I had the same thing in daycare, I remember getting yelled at because I would never go to sleep

14:43 The way he nods to it is just so funny 🤣🤣

@leox6190

Жыл бұрын

thank you kind person for liking my comment

24:03 - I laughed so hard at this after seeing "the dream move"

Hands down the best part is at 21:10 when he punched his baby towards the creeper while screaming and jumping away. Poor soul of that baby.

Chrbrg mixing up the fun room and scary room really shows that he finds suffering fun

Thanks charborg for giving us something that is not needed once again.

How do these chat in game things work? I assume the babies are just mobs that are hooked up to the chat but then what about the babies that had skins? Are those ones actual Minecraft players or are they randomly selected skins?

@klayman2

Жыл бұрын

ones with skins are people in chat who's name is the same on minecraft. If you use the same names it will pull your skin off the servers.

@bunnybeane1666

Жыл бұрын

@@klayman2 Ohh I see!! Thanks!

Thank you for these wonderful interactive streams charborg! I was the Bob the builder baby, it was a short but fulfilling existence :')

Charborg... I think of the constant weird ideas I have but mine go stagnant. You somehow have weirder ideas and make them a fudged up reality via video games. Never stop.

This is vile. Can't wait to watch it!

Char has the situational awareness of an actual 5 year old I swear to god he just completely misses the most obvious things that are literally within his direct line of sight. I feel like sometimes this dude just takes a second to look down at his keyboard to press a button to do something.

21:15 I can't stop laughing as out of fear he punches his baby and leaves it to die to a creeper lmao

13:19 "thank you mother you saved my life" *DIES* is just one of the funniest things i have seen in a while

Thank you rng for spawning me in. It was very fun to die in a cave in a baby explosion.

Just from the thumbnail alone, I can tell this is gonna be a good video

This video alone has the greatest quotes ever. Either from chat or charb

Love Charbo vids I can binge them all the time:)

I think Charborg and ISP should collab, they have that chaotic energy

@hope6840

Жыл бұрын

@@WeetabixGobbler Haha so true, ISP was using it way earlier but i noticed it too this year

first time viewer, this was not only a hilarious idea, it was very well executed. hope to see more like this!

This video was so much fun to watch, it made my day better. Please, please do make another episode!

This stream was so fun to watch and participate in!

13:20 "thank you mother you saved my life" **dies**

if i had a nickel for every time charborg led chat around with a leash…

@HorseEater

8 ай бұрын

At least fifteen centa

15:20 Chat reaction was immediate dread

This is the coolest plugin I've seen in a long time. And the coolest Twitch integration I've seen since GTA V Chaos Edition.

are we gonna talk about how one of the first babies said "brother i require protein powder"

@sauerkids9254

Жыл бұрын

and "please dont touch the squid"

I love how he reacted mid-talk when someone greeted him as their mother

can we admire the fact some of you guys had such wonderful voices when you escaped your womb

Subscribers as a children of Charborg are really cute and funny in their roles :D

Chrbrg has the most creative interactivity eith his viewers ive ever seen. I love it.

Reminder: when he found coolthulu there’s another baby RIGHT OUTSIDE and when he look outside the baby is gone and he later found a nother baby accidentally to only kill another baby and right after that got one newborn killed only to let the others eat raw chicken and then return back home to kill another one by the time that one is killed it’s 24 babies left, by the time he left the house there are 17 left

When he says it gets better you know it gets better

bro said "this is pretty par for the course with little kids" and showed the timeout hole and i was immediately reminded of the oubliette lol

charborg with viewers are always entertaining

Charborg is such a responsible parent, he would never give a baby flint and steel

21:15 "sorry about that" **proceeds to push into a creeper**

13:20 the baby who died right there was literally saying thier life was saved.... then boom

13:20 "Mother you saved me" skeleton: "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"

not even 5 minutes in and he already lost one, dad of the year award goes tooo-

This is somehow worse than the mod where you're able to put the "baby" items in furnaces and they cook into tombstones.

what a beautiful love a mother gives to her children

First effects of a furry infection. We lost him.

@SauerTwins

Жыл бұрын

What

@thebluehat6814

Жыл бұрын

What

This is like the promise of the neverlands

i really like the chat interactivity in your videos lol

First time seeing you god you’re hilarious and gained a new sub!

charborg really said "if i can put you into this world i can take you out" this stream, best mother ever

He’s such a good dad 🥺

Man, I need to start catching these livstreams.

All of charborgs 3 brain cells were fighting for their lives during that hay bale mlg lol

Oh charborg. The only person who can create a particle accelerator out of dead children

I'm still waiting for my milk, mother! People from the stream will know what I mean. (Hole baby)

@_soupy_cat_

Жыл бұрын

Holy fuck nc silly!!! Ure still in that hole??💀💀

Never thought i would read a title this obscure from charborg.

Love how the fun room is the cool one to hang out in but the cool room is the fun one to hang out in

Someone get this mom some birth control STAT!

I love all of Charborgs videos so much

15:22 xD I couldnt stop laughing for a whole minute

Lol, when this Intro and idea were hilarious and I instantly knew this would be hilarious

The sounds of rabbits being slaughtered as babies are birthed by a semi incompetent mommy

21:16 THE WAY HE HIT THE BABY INSTEAD OF THE CREEPER HAS ME DYING

The most random minecraft video ever and I love it

how is this even possible, charborg, you continue to amaze me

The fact that he didn't purge the weak ones, the ones with default skins, makes me very dissapointed.

@BigGayIncorporated

Жыл бұрын

cull the weak, only the strong must survive

@2ndbrain909

Жыл бұрын

Pandas must make you conflicted.

13:20 "thank you mother you saved my life" lol

"Idk how to build a roof" Proceeds to have a massive underground bunker

This was absolute insanity. Good vid btw.

Literally some of the viewers after 10 years or so will say "Charborg raised a generation"

I swear this is just Onehouronelife but in Minecraft.

Maybe next time you can exchange baby tokens for max health, that would give more of an incentive to get baby tokens

bro that hay save was actually impressive

"why so much death mother? All this place is filled with is the stench of blood and vescera" had me laughing like crazy😂😂😂😂

This entire video is more than enough evidence that charborg should never be legally allowed to have custody of children

Someone: The perfect title doesn't exis- Charborg:

Pufferfish battle royale has the energy of something you would find on interdimensional cable in rick and morty

13:01 that baby did a "get down mr president"

imagine one of the babies just goes ahead and speedruns minecraft