I found my net worth

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This has been a really bad couple months so I’m glad that I made this and can check in and try to be funny and interesting at least.
I talked 30 mins more on / drewmonson
get a cameo from me if u want : cameo.com/drewmytoecold (please order through web and not the app)
new merch at drewmonson.limitedrun.com
stream "i'm dead" here open.spotify.com/album/7lrJUj... (the best song is #10 I think) it's on apple music too!! / im-dead

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  • @drewmonson2
    @drewmonson29 ай бұрын

    some thoughts: - Hi - i forgot to say something important in the beginning of this video so I ended up saying at the end - there’s a part in this video where my feet are shown and I just want to get out of ahead of any comments and say that I know one of my big toes is really long. Does anyone else’s toenails grow longer on one side. Sorry if I made you gag. - isn’t it crazy how much camera angles can change your looks? Like at the beginning of this video not even in a rude way to myself but I look lopsided. and then when the angle changes or I back up a little bit in my chair, it’s not so bad. -my nose is red because I have challenging allergies -my birthday is on June 26th every year - I felt so accomplished after making this that I cleaned my turtle tank and now it looks great. but like everything else it will probably fall apart.

  • @irenejanith2371

    @irenejanith2371

    9 ай бұрын

    how old is turtle?

  • @pritchszn1470

    @pritchszn1470

    9 ай бұрын

    Not often but probably cause theyre on the outer length, each nail but yes sounds weirdly cool to discribe.

  • @pojot

    @pojot

    9 ай бұрын

    Hows Rodeo Jones doing!!! Watching the vid as i type this. Love u mkay bye

  • @beepboopblorp

    @beepboopblorp

    9 ай бұрын

    Drew monson, brunette male here to cure my depression 😌

  • @lauracunningham2358

    @lauracunningham2358

    9 ай бұрын

    Lmao Drew reading this made me audibly laugh, also I hope rodeo jones is doing well :)

  • @cassandrakray1817
    @cassandrakray18179 ай бұрын

    I'm just a Grandmother from Australia but I think your a truly sweet soul and how could anyone not love you. World is a cruel place but your making your mark on the universe. That's something to be real proud of. Keep being you 😊

  • @drewmonson2

    @drewmonson2

    9 ай бұрын

    I can’t believe a grandmother from Australia is talking to me I’m star struck…Thank you!!!

  • @cassandrakray1817

    @cassandrakray1817

    9 ай бұрын

    @drewmonson2 I love watching your content. You're doing a great job. Being unique and kind spirited in a world of copies is a blessing. You have friends all over the world

  • @kennedycatherinek

    @kennedycatherinek

    9 ай бұрын

    This is the cutest interaction

  • @American_couture

    @American_couture

    9 ай бұрын

    I'm a grandmother too Drew! Hey that rhymes lol. Sadly though I'm not from some exotic country with Koalas and Kangaroos 😢 I'm from Virginia, USA. Here we only have opposums and rednecks!! 😂 I am also new to your channel, been here like 6 months. I LOVE you so much and honestly wish I could have sessions with you daily! Your GREAT!! I have "Hey There Drewlila!" stuck in my head and my one lopsided toecold!!

  • @jasminerose2253

    @jasminerose2253

    9 ай бұрын

    Drew would you ever go on Trisha paytas’ podcast?

  • @assignedcatboyatbirth
    @assignedcatboyatbirth9 ай бұрын

    Hi! This is sugar daddy. Supporting my little princess.

  • @graciegoodwin3155

    @graciegoodwin3155

    6 ай бұрын

    that’s so sweet

  • @user-lg9hm8xw8e

    @user-lg9hm8xw8e

    6 ай бұрын

    Good man 🫡

  • @gleseamv
    @gleseamv9 ай бұрын

    yes that was funny, drew! yes that was funny, drew! yes that was funny, drew! yes that was funny, drew! yes that was funny, drew!

  • @gleseamv

    @gleseamv

    9 ай бұрын

    /gen

  • @raybows
    @raybows5 ай бұрын

    "what happened to sugar daddy, is he gay?" actually caught me off guard and made me laugh so hard... thank you drew!

  • @TheEmilyMonster
    @TheEmilyMonster9 ай бұрын

    Please Drew don’t ever stop posting, your mind is so beautiful and it calms me down

  • @user-mr9ff2zl4l

    @user-mr9ff2zl4l

    9 ай бұрын

    he will retire

  • @_RavishingRaven_

    @_RavishingRaven_

    9 ай бұрын

    I agree with you. He calms my mind as well.

  • @ritmo6044

    @ritmo6044

    9 ай бұрын

    I second this

  • @MsTinkerbelle87

    @MsTinkerbelle87

    9 ай бұрын

    @@user-mr9ff2zl4lhe’s only 20 something calm down lol

  • @JJ_Smilez
    @JJ_Smilez9 ай бұрын

    Drew I actually laughed out loud several times during this video. Thanks for being you.

  • @peepoobert
    @peepoobert7 ай бұрын

    I’m ready for my money. Please increase my net worth Mr Monson. Oh please oh please!

  • @violetslit
    @violetslit9 ай бұрын

    "i know i seem a little angry today, it's because i'm mad" yaaaassss drew you're always putting indescribable feelings into words 👏👏👏

  • @yourfriendmelanie

    @yourfriendmelanie

    9 ай бұрын

    made me laugh so hard

  • @kaletales
    @kaletales9 ай бұрын

    my headphones say “please charging 🥺👉👈” , and i always think, girl you’d be saving so much battery if you stopped telling me that!!! i get it!!!

  • @_RavishingRaven_

    @_RavishingRaven_

    9 ай бұрын

    Hmm, you aren't wrong 😅

  • @ross9944

    @ross9944

    4 ай бұрын

    My old headphones did that, then they just completely stopped working. I used them for like a year and those things were like not super cheap (in price. in quality...😬) idk that kinda pissed me off 😭

  • @nardeenaa
    @nardeenaa3 ай бұрын

    There are new people here; I found you around 5 months ago and the fanning is only getting more intense!

  • @newmama811
    @newmama8119 ай бұрын

    A video from Drew is like a visit from a good friend that surprises you at your door on the days when you need it most. He’ll make you smile, laugh, and just sit with you until you feel better🥹.Mission accomplished. Thank you Drew, never stop posting ❤

  • @drewmonson2
    @drewmonson29 ай бұрын

    ALSO for anyone on earth who pre-ordered my signed CDs or cassette tapes, the manufactorer is having delay I guess which is annoying me. so I’m still waiting like another couple weeks and I’m really sorry. I had a bunch of custom limited stickers with my turtle on them made to put in with the package of the signed ones to hopefully make up for it somewhat. I dont know. I will have an update soon I’m sure.

  • @superhamhams6586

    @superhamhams6586

    9 ай бұрын

    It's alright Drew ❤

  • @maggiemay37

    @maggiemay37

    9 ай бұрын

    Bonus Christmas present it is

  • @aliciavalentine.

    @aliciavalentine.

    9 ай бұрын

    Oh yay that’s fun I was wondering where it was

  • @mias6931

    @mias6931

    9 ай бұрын

    Im so excited!!

  • @hannah-nj1pl

    @hannah-nj1pl

    9 ай бұрын

    it's ok i'm excited to be surprised when it shows up someday

  • @alysuem
    @alysuem9 ай бұрын

    It’s always a better day when Drew posts

  • @drewmonson2

    @drewmonson2

    9 ай бұрын

    Does it really last??

  • @alysuem

    @alysuem

    9 ай бұрын

    @@drewmonson2 it’s the fact that I didn’t think you’d ever know I exist for me

  • @lilstardreamer_etsy1679

    @lilstardreamer_etsy1679

    9 ай бұрын

    @@drewmonson2for me yes cause i rewatch all ur videos on a loop for comfort 🤪

  • @Canyon_Lark

    @Canyon_Lark

    9 ай бұрын

    @@drewmonson2 nothing lasts but that doesn’t mean nothing’s beautiful

  • @Hue-man24

    @Hue-man24

    9 ай бұрын

    U are so amazing

  • @chloemoriondo
    @chloemoriondo9 ай бұрын

    I needed this so much i have covid and its kicking my ass but u always make me laugh so hard !!! Also i think u are a professional singer !!!!

  • @moonzoom5134

    @moonzoom5134

    9 ай бұрын

    Nooooo get well soon

  • @mel13100

    @mel13100

    9 ай бұрын

    CHLOEEEE!! Feel better!

  • @masonisgrey

    @masonisgrey

    9 ай бұрын

    CHLOE WHAT I LOVE UR MUSIC SUCKERPUNCH WAS SUCH A CAREER LEFT TURN AND IT WAS ON HEAVY ROTATION FOR WEEKS crazy u like drew monson

  • @alexmuller5310
    @alexmuller53106 ай бұрын

    I have been here for 7+ years and I do give off energy of the kids who sit along at lunch. Thank you for the recognition 😌

  • @alexmuller5310

    @alexmuller5310

    6 ай бұрын

    *alone

  • @laurencollins29
    @laurencollins299 ай бұрын

    Watching you is like watching the inside of my brain

  • @drewmonson2

    @drewmonson2

    9 ай бұрын

    Good or bad

  • @tooradd6576

    @tooradd6576

    9 ай бұрын

    good duhhhhh😁

  • @meowJACK

    @meowJACK

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@drewmonson2normally I find that watching the inside of my own brain is kinda bad but somehow when you're saying the things inside my brain it's good, and it makes me feel more good about my brain. Tha

  • @Sam-bf9tw

    @Sam-bf9tw

    9 ай бұрын

    @@drewmonson2thats exactly what i thought

  • @alexisespinoza7132

    @alexisespinoza7132

    9 ай бұрын

    @@drewmonson2 yes

  • @Mimi-sz7wn
    @Mimi-sz7wn9 ай бұрын

    the smoke shop joke made me laugh. also weird fact, tater tots here in australia are called potato gems

  • @BassetLuv4Life

    @BassetLuv4Life

    9 ай бұрын

    Potato gems! Amazing

  • @Snacha323

    @Snacha323

    9 ай бұрын

    W Australia

  • @naiamaiden5864
    @naiamaiden58649 ай бұрын

    funny moments because i love drew !! (p.s im missing drew’s little British son and i hope he reappears soon) 2:52 - ‘nobody looks at us in the eyes’ 2:57 - ‘i dont even think they want to play with eachother’ 3:22 - ‘watch yourself !’ 4:00 - ‘said something horrific and unforgivable about you and your family’ 6:06 - ‘my haters will be glad to know’ 6:29 - ‘revealing something about you that you thought that nobody would ever be able to find out about and i cant do that to you right now, not while cancer is in retrograde’ 7:10 - ‘get over yourself’ 7:13 - ‘let me know if im a good person’ ‘if i did something bad or nvm dont talk to me’ 8:13 - ‘shut up like stop thats not funny, like why do you think thats funny its literally not’ 10:39 - ‘are you scared’ 10:45 - ‘sorry that YOU got confused, sorry that YOURE scared, that YOURE gay maybe sugar daddy should have an article’ 11:39 - the whole bluetooth woman voice rant 13:31 - ‘tufted tit mouse o’clock’ 15:39 - ‘hey there drew’ 15:51 - ‘more like plain white jerk, what the heck is wrong with you sir’ 19:18 - ‘think about him abusing me with trumpet behaviour’ 19:48 - ‘i shouldn’t be making fun of you’ 21:39 - ‘look at you sleeping’ 21:58 - ‘that sounded really good’ 25:05 - ‘i’m freaking hot you have no idea what temperature it is in here’ 25:52 - ‘id be smiling right now’ 26:04 - ‘it attacked me?’ 29:34 - ‘i literally couldn’t think of 1 example of a book about a man?’ 29:41 - ‘i literally was about to say the donald obama story’ 30:56 - ‘i was just playing the music through my phone’ 33:10 - ‘no omg! like that’s my deal - sorry for being uh - scary’ 35:48 - ‘hahaha!! i’m having fun! okay another comment, i honestly dont think you need a mental hospital’ 37:20 - ‘even a 9 year old im a little nervous that they’re gonna like be really rude’ 37:35 - ‘isn’t it horrible that mr.beast is the new willy wonka’ 41:10 - ‘if im not timothee chalamet by the time the clock strikes house finch’ 43:36 - ‘was that you?’ 52:40 - ‘i literally just broke the thingy that tells me the humidity - i’m gonna get kicked out of may apartment - you can’t make that noise, you can’t make that noise!’ 53:08 - ‘this isn’t a hammer, you know that this is, you know what this is, do you know what this is? sorry’

  • @leahwaites9978

    @leahwaites9978

    9 ай бұрын

    🙏🫡

  • @evemearavfx6525

    @evemearavfx6525

    8 ай бұрын

    16:18 - the bed poem made me laugh out loud at the charger part 😂

  • @evemearavfx6525

    @evemearavfx6525

    8 ай бұрын

    and 19:22 - a goldfish is a fish but a silverfish is a bug...what's going on??

  • @meganmeredithh
    @meganmeredithh9 ай бұрын

    Texted my sister "new drew" as soon as I saw this video was up

  • @drewmonson2

    @drewmonson2

    9 ай бұрын

    That’s really nice to hear

  • @chloroxcowboy
    @chloroxcowboy9 ай бұрын

    oh my god, I actually laughed so hard at "why can't we be creepy anymore?!?!" like, been in a bit of a funk lately and that's the hardest I've laughed in ages kinda laugh. I needed that, thanks Drew 😄

  • @elysebuehrer5981

    @elysebuehrer5981

    9 ай бұрын

    That got me good too!

  • @gloomgirl

    @gloomgirl

    9 ай бұрын

    Omg that was so so funny!! I had to stop the video!!

  • @katiedaniels9803

    @katiedaniels9803

    7 ай бұрын

    same LOL

  • @Ami_E_Bowen
    @Ami_E_Bowen9 ай бұрын

    I'm sorry that can't afford much. But I just wanted to say how much your stream-of-conscious style videos have really helped me through bouts of depression and whatnot. I know you've parasocially helped millions of people and I'm just one. Please take care of yourself. ❤

  • @Ethan-bz4jy

    @Ethan-bz4jy

    9 ай бұрын

    42:33 he’ll be fine don’t feel sorry 🧡

  • @danielthemaniel1697
    @danielthemaniel16973 ай бұрын

    2:44 “no one’s new here.” hey drew, i’m a 20 year old guy who has never seen your content before this, and i’ve been binge watching/listening to all of your videos for about a month now as a result of this video. you strike a great balance between humor and depth in this video, and it’s really captivating. i wanted to comment on the idea that you’re done growing, and i know you meant audience wise, but indulge me. you will always continue to grow, even if it’s in small ways, like adding one daniel to your audience, or doing one small step of self care like brushing your teeth when depression makes every task feel exhausting. change is fundamental to life, and with change comes growth, and since you’re alive, you’ve been changing and growing, even if they’ve been in small ways. you are resilient even if you don’t feel like it because despite it all you’re here. i know what it’s like to have intense mental health struggles and i’m grateful you are able to talk about it because sometimes it feels so suffocating i can’t articulate it. you are so human, it’s refreshing, and you are so loved

  • @danielthemaniel1697

    @danielthemaniel1697

    3 ай бұрын

    this comment isn’t articulated perfectly which frustrates me but i figured trying to say something nice in an attempt to express my appreciation for you and your videos wouldn’t hurt, especially since i’ve been watching you for a month now and i’ve been wanting to comment for a while but didn’t really know what to say or how to get started. if you ever do read this hi and thanks and i hope you’re having a good day

  • @colinsutton5384
    @colinsutton53846 ай бұрын

    “i’m not gay by the way, only in like the way that i am a little bit and think about it all the time” god you’re so real

  • @1ivharris
    @1ivharris9 ай бұрын

    I lost my grandad today at 93 years young. Thanks for the upload Drew. I needed a reason to smile today. ❤

  • @olliecrees

    @olliecrees

    9 ай бұрын

    sorry for ur loss ❤

  • @Ami_E_Bowen

    @Ami_E_Bowen

    9 ай бұрын

    So sorry for your loss. One of the most crappy unfair things about getting older is the older we get the more of the later generation family we lose. I lost my own grandparents in 2010 and 2014 and I work with elderly and I feel a twinge of envy when my clients' grandchildren visit because they still get to enjoy their company. But I do believe our passed on relatives are always with us, watching over us. Take care and remember you aren't alone even if it feels like it.

  • @drewmonson2

    @drewmonson2

    9 ай бұрын

    I hope you find some nice moments today too that’s really hard sending love... If you don’t laugh at my video today I understand and won’t be mad

  • @Racheous

    @Racheous

    9 ай бұрын

    @@drewmonson2 I adore you

  • @1ivharris

    @1ivharris

    9 ай бұрын

    @@drewmonson2 I still laughed Drew. That's just how magic you are! ❤️

  • @dvoted2u
    @dvoted2u9 ай бұрын

    EVERY DAY i walk exactly 57 minutes to mcdonalds to get a coke so i will be listening to this tomorrow thanks drew

  • @alliecary.

    @alliecary.

    9 ай бұрын

    this is iconic. have a wonderful walk

  • @dvoted2u

    @dvoted2u

    9 ай бұрын

    @@alliecary. you should try it it's so nice to just walk down the street on a fall day with a fountain sodie

  • @HarvestMoonAngel
    @HarvestMoonAngel6 ай бұрын

    Hey, I'm new! Found your videos like two days ago been binging. I knew who you were but had never actually seen much of your content. You're a good one.

  • @brookemiddleton1230
    @brookemiddleton12309 ай бұрын

    omg the song about the movies was so good literally drop a full version king i was feelin that

  • @minimulz
    @minimulz9 ай бұрын

    hi drew my phone is propped up on my shower shelf and i was listening to this while washing my hair. im now out of the shower sitting on the toilet lid waiting to air dry and wanted to tell you that i laughed at the bird clock joke 👍

  • @Hammerstein23

    @Hammerstein23

    9 ай бұрын

    Me when I watched this in the shower and am also waiting to air dry

  • @alysuem

    @alysuem

    9 ай бұрын

    wait so are we all just air drying ? …

  • @_RavishingRaven_

    @_RavishingRaven_

    9 ай бұрын

    The comments made me chuckle. Lol

  • @blorp1002

    @blorp1002

    6 ай бұрын

    I listened to this while I was showering too

  • @sloanecore
    @sloanecore9 ай бұрын

    drew i literally just started binge watching these videos and u have helped me realize so many things about myself like a parasocial therapist

  • @normalizenatalie

    @normalizenatalie

    9 ай бұрын

    see there are some drewbie newbies

  • @drewmonson2

    @drewmonson2

    9 ай бұрын

    Wait what did it help you realize? I’m curious now

  • @JayAymi

    @JayAymi

    9 ай бұрын

    let us know

  • @makncheese286

    @makncheese286

    9 ай бұрын

    @@drewmonson2idk abt them but ur just like me

  • @FunFindsYT

    @FunFindsYT

    9 ай бұрын

    @@drewmonson2I’m not the original commenter, but I feel like you can articulate thoughts that I relate to, but that I was never able to put to words.

  • @kendalroland3038
    @kendalroland30383 ай бұрын

    I love you so much. I literally walk around campus listening to you and laugh out loud so much

  • @herbivoreearthling
    @herbivoreearthling2 ай бұрын

    You’ve brought countless hours of joy and laughter to so many, thank you

  • @aquariumhotel98
    @aquariumhotel989 ай бұрын

    Not the am i gay ocd 😢 free us from these chains

  • @dannysvanity
    @dannysvanity9 ай бұрын

    whenever you laugh alone and think its not funny, i pinky promise i am laughing so hard. even when you’re being mean to me. i can’t believe you gave me stockholm

  • @clarion3204
    @clarion32049 ай бұрын

    I always find the closing songs to be so beautiful??? I think I could literally listen to you sing the phone book?? lofi drew monson 📚 phone book beats to relax/study to

  • @amydicristoforo1414
    @amydicristoforo14149 ай бұрын

    You are genuinely so funny it’s insane 😂 I never laugh out loud from any content I consume even if I absolutely love it but every single time you at the very least make me breathe out of my nose fast. Thanks babe

  • @pileobile
    @pileobile9 ай бұрын

    you’re genuinely so funny I often watch content that I find funny without laughing bc it is simply not natural ? Lmao but watching u I am giggling and laughing alone in my room authentically thank you

  • @nawtit7858

    @nawtit7858

    9 ай бұрын

    that Phineas Cage bit killed me LMFAOOO

  • @Peepeepoopoo5543

    @Peepeepoopoo5543

    8 ай бұрын

    SAME

  • @meganborowy3028
    @meganborowy30289 ай бұрын

    I’ve felt like absolute shit today and can’t snap out of it but I’m so happy you uploaded, I feel like I’m talking with a friend and I can’t explain it but just listening to you made me feel better. I feel less alone now

  • @wiggleandworm

    @wiggleandworm

    9 ай бұрын

    hope you have a better day tomorrow

  • @curlyq112
    @curlyq1128 ай бұрын

    You got me with the Henry weather thing and I was shellshocked for some reason when you told me you made it upp.

  • @aimeetorresan4792
    @aimeetorresan47924 ай бұрын

    I loved the bit about the bird clock. Saw one of those on Facebook marketplace and almost bought it. I have a tote bag that has those birds on it!

  • @shannonheck8253
    @shannonheck82539 ай бұрын

    Drew. You are my happy place. I have watched you for 5 years now. You are the one KZreadr i genuinely feel through the screen. Only KZreadr that makes me physically giggle, cry, feel so seen. I could listen to you talk about absolutely anything. I can’t tell you how much I treasure your talks. You have been my inspiration to quit smoking and I had no clue we had been going through a similar addiction. Drew i love you so much. I understand what a chaotic time life can be, but i hope u are happy🩷I love you you are an absolute angel

  • @kyrstenmarie

    @kyrstenmarie

    9 ай бұрын

    Congratulations on quitting smoking. I’m 10 months smoke free , and Drew also inspired me. Sending you well wishes and hope you continue to enjoy the smoke free life ❤

  • @lilas7190

    @lilas7190

    9 ай бұрын

    I have been watching drew since middle school. During some of my worst depressive episodes his videos brought me so much relief and happiness. His content means the world to me and has comforted me through so many dark times.

  • @shannonheck8253

    @shannonheck8253

    9 ай бұрын

    @@kyrstenmarie thank u so much we are in this together !☺️❤️

  • @ariellamae1567
    @ariellamae15679 ай бұрын

    if you made a cooking channel i would absolutely watch

  • @Leav3ye
    @Leav3ye3 ай бұрын

    i actually just discovered you like a week ago and i told my friends about you and they all watch you now im not even joking i am singlehandedly increasing your subscriber count

  • @katherinema7210
    @katherinema72109 ай бұрын

    Seeing this video in my subscriptions made my day, also I would 100000% watch every single one of your cooking/baking videos if you made them!

  • @honeybat8803
    @honeybat88039 ай бұрын

    DREW I WOULD LUV TO SEE A COOKING CHANNEL (especially with gluten free desserts cuz I love deserts & I’m gluten free ! But watching u cooking sounds entertaining regardless of what u make tbh)

  • @GoreAndGlitter91
    @GoreAndGlitter919 ай бұрын

    You seem a lot brighter in this video Drew. I hope you are well and continue to feel better each day. As Alan Watts once said; “ Tomorrow and plans for tomorrow can have no significance at all unless you are in full contact with the reality of the present, since it is in the present and only in the present that you live”. ❤ huge hugs 🇬🇧

  • @bean3443
    @bean34439 ай бұрын

    Drew you’re so incredible!! So happy you posted this!!

  • @noahfloats4283
    @noahfloats42839 ай бұрын

    I don't think anything brings me as much joy in life as these videos. Drew you are truly a treat of a person.

  • @MrMollusk
    @MrMollusk9 ай бұрын

    I'm an ecologist and that bird clock WAS interesting to hear you talk about drew! I want to know what your favourite bird is

  • @baileyh103
    @baileyh1039 ай бұрын

    just got back into work from having a meltdown in my car, sobbed so hard and thought i would have to leave early and not be able to handle it. but i started watching this to calm me down and laughing with you made me feel so much better. this is kinda dumb oversharing lol, but thank you for these uploads because i feel like you always get me out of a funk when i watch your videos❤

  • @linskynew
    @linskynew9 ай бұрын

    i relate sooo hard to all the scary social interactions… whats worse is that for some reason, the anxiety i feel just makes me attract more awkward or weird moments with ppl 😭😭 the suffering is immense

  • @PlayitAgain16
    @PlayitAgain169 ай бұрын

    It's so hard to put into words the joy and comfort your videos bring me Drew 😊 I've been laughing so hard through this whole hour. Thank you for sharing with us ❤

  • @sagew1312
    @sagew13129 ай бұрын

    Currently in the ER for a workplace injury. Was targeted for being gay. So this is nice to watch while I wait for my MRI Please don't stop doing these

  • @charlie-jd3ls

    @charlie-jd3ls

    9 ай бұрын

    i’m so sorry… bless you… stay safe love 😔😔💔💔💔🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

  • @sagew1312

    @sagew1312

    9 ай бұрын

    @@charlie-jd3ls I appreciate you ❤️❤️❤️

  • @drewmonson2

    @drewmonson2

    9 ай бұрын

    I am so sorry. I hope your MRI was okay and you didn’t have to push the claustrophobia button

  • @sagew1312

    @sagew1312

    9 ай бұрын

    @@drewmonson2 I'm glad I didn't. The MRI went surprisingly well. I do have a severe concussion sadly. So I'll be out of work for 2ish weeks 😞

  • @xsailorpizza

    @xsailorpizza

    9 ай бұрын

    Get better soon! Sending you a lot of love and hugs ❤❤

  • @BlossomTheCocoon
    @BlossomTheCocoon9 ай бұрын

    The Broke People Demographic joke is so fucking funny You are so funny, Drew. Thank you❣

  • @madelinemay6087
    @madelinemay60878 ай бұрын

    I genuinely love and cherish your videos so much thank you for sharing your presence I am grateful to exist in the same time period as you

  • @josou2895
    @josou28959 ай бұрын

    Drew you and i have a similar mindset and i feel so connected to you because my brain also moves this fast and everybody else i talk to gets overwhelmed so i watch these videos and talk back to you because we go from topic to topic quickly and get things done efficiently

  • @carolinefake9920
    @carolinefake99209 ай бұрын

    You scratch my brain so good. Goodnight to everyone that also falls asleep to Drews vids every night

  • @miamiapia
    @miamiapia9 ай бұрын

    the taylor swift read needed to be done

  • @Morkminster
    @Morkminster8 ай бұрын

    This is my favourite video you’ve ever made. Thank you so much for doing this. I feel like it’s just for me. I know it’s not but everything you said really resonated with me and I was genuinely laughing out loud.

  • @l3dz3bra66
    @l3dz3bra669 ай бұрын

    Watching this on Drewsday and loving it!

  • @jenthomson639
    @jenthomson6399 ай бұрын

    #1. You're a good person. #2. The Eras Tour so does not make sense that I could not even be sure I was even understanding it until you said this. I'm like is she calling herself an heiress? Era's? What's happening. Someone absolutely needed to say it.

  • @Satera1
    @Satera19 ай бұрын

    DREW WE WOULD LOVE A COOKING CHANNEL!! It would be so awesome to see that haha ❤

  • @georgiesweet
    @georgiesweet9 ай бұрын

    this was the funniest video ever, idk why it just tickled me. thank u so much drew.

  • @ypuos
    @ypuos9 ай бұрын

    I was falling asleep with this video as background noise but "every hour. there's 12 of these in a day" actually jolted me awake

  • @sprucedwoman6125
    @sprucedwoman61259 ай бұрын

    drew you’re always so funny but this one has some bangers

  • @astrohaute
    @astrohaute9 ай бұрын

    “The Donald Obama story” made me laugh very hard, i hope your crystals get their act together and you have better days soon

  • @danaankony5806
    @danaankony58069 ай бұрын

    The make your bed joke has me dying in the university cafeteria and I can’t watch your videos in public because I laugh out loud too much. No other podcast or stand up comedy thing does this for me. I love your videos ❤

  • @elittle711
    @elittle7118 ай бұрын

    I love it when you make yourself laugh. 😂❤ You're a sweetie, Drew.

  • @sillygoose420
    @sillygoose4209 ай бұрын

    honestly i feel so at ease and happy when your videos are on, your brain jumping around makes me feel at peace bc mine does that too. also my best friend is an english teacher and he said you’ve never done anything wrong. in your life

  • @karartistry
    @karartistry9 ай бұрын

    The therapy skit was so accurate, I'm still in awe

  • @carmenl988

    @carmenl988

    9 ай бұрын

    It made me laugh so hard

  • @moon-pq2ym
    @moon-pq2ym3 ай бұрын

    im never compelled to comment on videos but you make time go by so fast and idk how. everything you say is so relatable and refreshing like i literally practiced my drumming rudiments for 20 mins during this video, and i never do. i hate doing it but this was so entertaining it made me like doing it (which really says a lot) i will be buying a bird clock that lets me know when each hour has passed by playing a specifc-species bird sound.

  • @Misskisslily
    @Misskisslily9 ай бұрын

    Just discovered this second channel at my lowest. I hope I make it through to see your future posts. I really love and enjoy your spirit and I have since I was 7. I’m 15 now and I’ve never missed a stranger so much. Thank you for making it through everything you’ve been through. I’m so unbelievably proud of you. Not only thank you for yourself but thank you for everyone else you’ve helped feel less alone by simply being alive. Whether I’m crying and you’re playing in the background for me to zone in and out of, or if you’re my main sit down focus during mania, you’re always there somehow. And you’re always helping. You’re not a distraction from my mental illnesses, you make me aware, and you make me know I’m not alone: Thank you. I love you, even if you are a stranger and you can’t love me back. Keep being silly or else…..

  • @randomgirl3po
    @randomgirl3po9 ай бұрын

    "you can just turn off. you think im gonna resent you if you turned off and didn't warn me for two hours beforehand? i know the deal here" this is how i want to be loved

  • @AveryGrace22
    @AveryGrace229 ай бұрын

    i laughed so many times during this video ily drew "not in a creepy way"

  • @makaylabass2250
    @makaylabass22509 ай бұрын

    Always so happy to see you uploaded ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @bella-xo8tp
    @bella-xo8tp9 ай бұрын

    Your videos calm my anxiety. Thanks drew :)

  • @lesdyxiatoo
    @lesdyxiatoo9 ай бұрын

    As a lesbian, I can’t stop thinking about what I would do if somebody approached me in the street with “What happened to you? Are you gay?” Amazing video, as per usual! ❤ I happily sit and watch every second of your videos no matter how long they run because they don’t ever feel like they’re that long.

  • @kendalk.3202
    @kendalk.32029 ай бұрын

    Brian Jordan Alvarez is one of my faves. He puts out so much amazing, diverse content! So talented, skilled, and hilarious.

  • @yuki-me5zb
    @yuki-me5zb7 ай бұрын

    make your bed writing actually helps so much

  • @nyah4351
    @nyah43519 ай бұрын

    dude you better be glad my boss isn’t at work today because i’ve been laughing so hard and i’m only twenty minutes in. anyway i have been experiencing post-trauma symptoms and no i have never cried myself to sleep fr

  • @boneenthusiast2052
    @boneenthusiast20529 ай бұрын

    drew im really going through it with a friend breakup and im happy you posted

  • @2260Karina
    @2260Karina9 ай бұрын

    I feel like all other youtubers put on this persona of having it all together, but no one has it all together and I am always so happy when you post because it makes me feel like we are really friends just complaining about life's BS and I'm always glad when you upload. and I HAVE been watching you for like 7 years lol

  • @mamawhit08
    @mamawhit089 ай бұрын

    I would watch tf out of you doing cooking videos ILYSM ❤️

  • @shannonsterba4830
    @shannonsterba48309 ай бұрын

    love you Drew!!! youre funny af!

  • @mlzotter6405
    @mlzotter64059 ай бұрын

    i love u so much drew, i rewrote this so many times trying to express myself in a non creepy way but i am genuinely thankful that you’re here on this earth and put your content out there, it’s such a comfort for me & we all appreciate u so much, seriously ❤

  • @mlzotter6405

    @mlzotter6405

    9 ай бұрын

    okay now i got to the end and i guess everyone says this to you but now im unashamed to be weird I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mellowmoonbeam
    @mellowmoonbeam9 ай бұрын

    I'd watch if you made a cooking channel, dessert pasta sounds fun. You deserve happiness Drew, I hope you feel better soon. Love you in a weird way 💚

  • @ieatpineapples3325
    @ieatpineapples33259 ай бұрын

    I seriously love this video, i’ve literally been watching you since i was in MIDDLE SCHOOL💀 I’m 20 in college now and i’m proud to be here

  • @StephTheCarJack
    @StephTheCarJack8 ай бұрын

    I died so many times. Thank you for your stream of consciousness, it cures my depression. Too many subtle and quick moments to shout out but a couple are: I had to take off the rooster jacket because I don’t know how else to say this, but it attacked me. Wish I got it on camera, both my legs are bleeding. Thank you blue jay. no what was that. the house wren. (Your face 😂)

  • @r3be7ca
    @r3be7ca9 ай бұрын

    drew u uploaded at the perfect time!! i needed a video to watch while brushing my teeth. perfect end to my day love u

  • @elenagarciamartin4106

    @elenagarciamartin4106

    9 ай бұрын

    You brush your teeth for 57 minutes???

  • @r3be7ca

    @r3be7ca

    9 ай бұрын

    @@elenagarciamartin4106definitely

  • @georgiaspeer-remes3669
    @georgiaspeer-remes36699 ай бұрын

    You posting makes my day better. Love to hear your stories, it takes me out of my reality for a while. Love you Drew (in a platonic/stranger/human to human way)

  • @Emma-tf9jg
    @Emma-tf9jg9 ай бұрын

    i smile every time i see you upload, so thanks for uploading drew!

  • @WonkaIndustries
    @WonkaIndustries9 ай бұрын

    i'm ready for my money please increase my net worth mr monson, please oh please

  • @ImMalloryBrooke
    @ImMalloryBrooke9 ай бұрын

    i love that no one looks us in the eyes, i love all of us😂

  • @ajhb17
    @ajhb179 ай бұрын

    it's a good day I get to listen to you talk

  • @anemg3063
    @anemg30639 ай бұрын

    I noticed I’ve only laughed out loud to your videos. Love you Drew!

  • @manda6804
    @manda68049 ай бұрын

    Thank you for the heads up about the crystals.

  • @ellen-rd3nn
    @ellen-rd3nn9 ай бұрын

    love ya drew. i've been watching you since middle school and now im my first year of college. listening to this while working on my work study job.

  • @hannahmangcatsandalsocatssss
    @hannahmangcatsandalsocatssss9 ай бұрын

    drew when i first discovered your channel i was in the 7th grade and i showed your video about substitute teachers to all of my friends and laughed so hard i was silently gasping for air and crying even though it was my 5th time watching the video in the same day. and all of them just stared at me and didnt laugh and moral of the story is those 7th graders arent my friends any more but over a decade later i still watch every video you make. thank you for continuing to share your thoughts with us

  • @parker6274
    @parker62749 ай бұрын

    yes drew!!! I would love to see a cooking/baking channel from you that would be so fun and i'd even want to try some of the recipies you do. that actualy sounds so entertaining also, embrace yourself for where you are, for who you are right now, who you will eventually be. and who knows what new facets you will have as time goes on. there's so much love to be had. and don't be afraid of you, because there's so much in you as well. anyways, i hope you're doing well drew, it makes me really happy to see you uploading regularly and hanging in there. you make me laugh and it feels like you're talking to me but i dont have to kill my social battery (which happens a lot in college). also you remind me of my math teacher and i keep considering telling him that but i'm honestly not sure how he'd react

  • @StefFrederick
    @StefFrederick9 ай бұрын

    we love all your stories!

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