Petition to bring back the "Hello lads and lasses, Modest pelican here. If you enjoy the video, please [insert totally reasonable task to do] as it would really help spreading the good word of my channel" Edit: wow so many likes? Papa Pelican: the proud members of the cult of the pelican have spoken.

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Ай бұрын

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@toomuchdiponmychips

Ай бұрын

Agreed we need it back

@xsx_thunder2410

Ай бұрын

Ive been feeling directionless without him giving me quests to perform

@bitgamer6293

Ай бұрын

Agreed

@slimshady9760

Ай бұрын

Please pelican daddy

That whole story about the 2 girls was just unexpected and funny as hell

@davidkatsuragi

Ай бұрын

not really...

@FBI.Official47

Ай бұрын

​@@davidkatsuragiIt's his opinion dip shit

@kimpc3864

Ай бұрын

@@davidkatsuragi It's ok, it helps if you remove yourself from the story, it's how everybody gets to enjoy it.

@fatstogie

Ай бұрын

@@davidkatsuragiwe got the life of the party over here

@belltolls1984

Ай бұрын

Yeah that was crazy!, i spit out my drink when he mentioned the group chat, damn bro.

Nah the Niki Lauda joke had me stunned 😂

@helpedheloxic2777

Ай бұрын

What time is it at

@jaackaboytheiii1107

Ай бұрын

@@helpedheloxic27771:10

@bensmith2776

Ай бұрын

@@helpedheloxic2777like less then 2 mins in, first time he meets a ghoul

@rockinatmidnight

Ай бұрын

That's the first time one of his jokes has made me 'oof' out loud 😂

@MossPalone

Ай бұрын

​@@helpedheloxic2777 just watch the video.

"As I walk in I seen a guy robbing the place" took me tf out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gradycooper7416

Ай бұрын

right that was so funny

@NoName-cn3cp

Ай бұрын

Lol I had to rewind to make sure I heard right lol

@ironsandwich739

Ай бұрын

I spit my coffee out 😂😂😂😂😂 excellent!

@dustyojt3393

Ай бұрын

Willddddddddd

@Romanyourcousin

Ай бұрын

I just came to the comment to find this one 😂

2:19 - "Slap my ass and call me Mother Russia." 🤣 Yup - PAPA PELI IS BACK! ♥

@LiftandCoa

Ай бұрын

that was such a good one ngl

@HugeRMCFanBoY-bx3od

Ай бұрын

His humor is so weird but I personally love it

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Ай бұрын

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@spiegeltn

Ай бұрын

I was just wondering where this guy went in my recommended AND the Fallout TV show has been making me want to play this game again.

@mrosegold

Ай бұрын

I love when I'm scrolling through comments and read the comment the same time as he says it 😂

Modest Pelican: "Nothing will stop me from Drinking the sweet liquids of the heavens"

@ModestPelican

Ай бұрын

we must hydrate together

@TheGamingguys-js7jm

Ай бұрын

💯

@bjorn1420

Ай бұрын

​@ModestPelican "As I walk in I see somebody robbing the place" - ModestPelican

British girl joke has me dead 😂😂😂😂😂

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Ай бұрын

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@PoopZombie970

Ай бұрын

How are Australian girls classed as hot but British girls not? They are literally ethnically the same. Baybe it’s the sun or maybe it’s just stereotype

@prod.b4bnik

Ай бұрын

@@PoopZombie970not at all bro they are so different lol

@Magooch86

Ай бұрын

@@PoopZombie970 no one in Australia looks like the Geordie Shore girls

@tmattoneill

Ай бұрын

@@PoopZombie970 the introduction of new genes to the gene pool does wonders

“I was underprepared and losing a fight I’d initially thought I’d win, slap my ass and call me mother Russia” xD love how many cracks at modern issues you pulled. Chef’s kiss 😘

@raven4k998

28 күн бұрын

he has no armor so how is that buying some new armor since he has no armor?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@splatzec

28 күн бұрын

@@raven4k998 I didn’t mention armor. What even is this comment of yours? Bot?

@raven4k998

28 күн бұрын

@@splatzec your a sex bot cool take it off girl🤣🤣🤣

Lmfao didn’t expect a Nikki Lauda reference.

@fullsenderman8291

Ай бұрын

I spit my soda out 😂😂 I needed that laugh lol

@Eigenstates.

Ай бұрын

I lost my entire focus on the video and had to rewind... to get the British girls without makeup line... then I had to rewind again...

@senseibear2436

Ай бұрын

Right! I spaffed the rest of this video on my tele just to get on the comments and spit ma brew laughing...

@Damn4got

Ай бұрын

So funny lmao

@roki814

Ай бұрын

i even watched Rush today... scary coincidence

Only real gs have a phone only for modest pelican

@kingrhys8224

Ай бұрын

😂😂

@Mr.House-2281

Ай бұрын

Just one? Bruh I got a phone, laptop and Xbox specifically for the wholesome water boi Aussie bird 😂

@shalindelta7

Ай бұрын

Goofballs

@A_Being_of_Light

Ай бұрын

As you do

@Cheezemanjones

Ай бұрын

I made a research base near on the same scientific advancements as nasa just to watch the sexy water bird

The jokes/writing in this video is top tier comedy stand up, holy sht that was funny!

@raven4k998

28 күн бұрын

Mamma Murphy wants you to get her some drugs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Niki Lauda joke is an all timer on this channel. 😂

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Ай бұрын

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8:51 And there ladies and gents, is ModestPelican breaking character

@Snowflakeinator

Ай бұрын

Love to see it

@benturner532

Ай бұрын

Watch Papa Peli, hes out of character and it’s so fucking funny

I'm still dying to hear the rest of that cryptocurrency bit😂😂

Papa peli uploads. I grab my water. I grab my bong. You know the rest

@ModestPelican

Ай бұрын

@loganrozier8587

Ай бұрын

@@ModestPelican I love you Papa Peli , not as much as water but I still love you

@LiftandCoa

Ай бұрын

mate, we got the same reaction

This guy’s content is really nostalgic for me. I remember watching his GTA series on a god damn Nintendo Switch at ungodly hours of night, and it was fucking beautiful.

@kylesales5614

Ай бұрын

Always missing the Sons of Virgins. Love those boysboysboys

10:38 - exactly why I love this channel lmao

been watching your vids for a while....whenever I need to laugh..thanks Pelican

@ModestPelican

Ай бұрын

appreciate you homie

Bro you are the shit man whenever I am in a bad mood I can just pop up one of your vids and laugh my ass off each and every time. Why are you not up on stage being what you are a freaking comedian? Dude I just have to give you props on such great work.

bro peli is such a good at making jokes with all the setups and punchlines

@spiegeltn

Ай бұрын

"The journey through the wilderness is long and hard but I push forward, with my left analog stick..."

@daddy1231

Ай бұрын

Yeah except when he goes full blown liberal and thinks it's the funniest thing in the world

It s so nice to still have people with a dark humor. Love the vids

1:20 as a resident of the UK I confirm this is true.

@raven4k998

28 күн бұрын

he's checking out a kids ass the perve🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

12:19 💀😭fucking hell that was one of the best laughs I’ve had

@Jwine3257

Ай бұрын

This shit killed me 20 minutes

This game is great when you dont have a new vegas fan yelling in your ear constantly telling you it sucks

@sofajockeyUK

Ай бұрын

Played F4 4x more than NV (* even if I admit NV is 'better', F4 is more addictive.)

@thatsilverr67

Ай бұрын

Fallout 4 fan try not to bring up new vegas challenge *impossible*

@rollitupmars

Ай бұрын

Fallout 4 is the better game said what I said

@studiedturtle4139

Ай бұрын

New Vegas gunplay isn't as good

@DemocracyOfficerKeegan

Ай бұрын

@@studiedturtle4139 unmodded gunplay for both of them just sucks ass in general

dude the Nikki Lauda reference had me dying🤣

@schleusnerr

Ай бұрын

I came here to say that too lol

@evanss2977

Ай бұрын

@@schleusnerr Same F1 gang

'He attracted mosquitos like he was an African child' damn peli 😂😂

I haven't watched much KZread recently and haven't seen your channel for a while. The first ten seconds of this video reminded me how funny you are man 😂😂

Broo I’ve watched yo for five years 😂 when my mrs is asleep I do the loud nose laugh then make my way to the kitchen to hydrate at 3am

"Raining bitc-" Got me so good😂😂

"Nikki Lauda and his boys" - that's so damn funny hahahah lmfao

Lmaorotf... Nikky Lauder ... that really made me laugh... as I did not expect such boldness... I understand the humour and also had a friend that had similar injuries but in the context it’ Hilarious....lol

I admit I haven't watched your uploads for some time but just now I was feeling a little dehydrated and so I grabbed my bottle and quenched my thirst and remembered how you always tell your viewers to stay hydrated which is very important.

Papa peli has blessed us with a new video 🙏

He said niki luada and his boys chilling 😂😂 😅

😂😂 brilliantly well played..your commentary is next to none the best 😂.. Have an amazing rest of your week.

Thank you so much for uploading again, you BLOODY LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!

The Niki Lauda joke at 1:11 was foul but hilarious at the same time

5:53 is the best sentence I ever heard.

Love your videos man. Stay hydrated. 🙃

Modest pelican videos are my sweet nectar❤️❤️

Love it for the gameplay the big juicy gameplay

“I eat more mines than a Vietnamese farmer” killed me 😂😂😂

this video is non-stop bangers. thank you for art

THESE JOKES ARE HILARIOUS IN THKS VIDEO “I saw a guy robbing the place” 😂

missed this guy you knowwwwwww

This video is so fucking unhinged. I love it😂

Bro came back deadlier than ever with them jokes🤣🤣🤣

I love when modest pelican fills me up with his content

Even a nuclear apocalypse shouldn't interfere with sufficient hydration!

Ahh modest pelican the only KZreadr who can put characters butts on the thumbnails and nobody bats an eye

That is hilarious! Great job.

This video got me so hydrated

'Younger me Downloaded some mods to make the main character a busty snack' Had me fucking rolling

"American white pelicans have the widest wing span of any bird in North America (96 to 114 inches). In flight, pelicans appear graceful and soaring. Males are typically heavier than females, averaging 14.3 and 11.2 pounds, respectively. The one notable exception being your mom, who averages 539 pounds." _American White Pelican_ By Tommy King, Research and Wildlife Biologist

These one liners are damn gold

Come over as soon as I saw the discord noti also jokes in this vid were top teir 👌🏼

3:43 that one took a second

@PobortzaPl

Ай бұрын

It would take less if MP character had proper Karen's hair...

Holy Water, I was not ready for that double girlfriend story 😂

We are blessed every time Peli uploads a video to KZread ❤

That women like your golf game line had me rolling 😂

My friend genuinely dressed up as a pelican and asked the mayor to adopt him at a local climate event. It wasn't intentional, but I think it definitely spread the good word of your channel.

Modest pelican i so good

That whole video just for you to throw a Molotov at bro 😂😂😂 this was peak Peli right here

“Just feed the poor to the hungry” Ngl I wish I had thought of this. Problem solved

@PobortzaPl

Ай бұрын

A modest proposal from Modest Pelican ;)

Why's everyone going back to f4 lol?

@SlabbyMess

Ай бұрын

New update this week

@Chimchimchu

Ай бұрын

They did a Fallout tv show, that game is the most recent solo campaign.

@GoochieYT

Ай бұрын

@@SlabbyMess oh word?

@GoochieYT

Ай бұрын

@@Chimchimchu the show is fire

@theobell2002

Ай бұрын

Everyone became super obsessed with the mediocre Bethesda Fallout games because of the TV show so everyone on KZread is milking Fallout content right now. "This game is so much better than I remember." Yeah ok.. NOW you feel that way because you can milk KZread content out of it. lol Fallout 4 is terrible.

8:25 Solving world hunger and poverty is some light work for Modest Pelican haha

I just love your script, very well written or amazing should I say !!! Lol

4:39 "which im neglecting more than the UN neglects Palestine" You dropped your crown King 👑

4:38 The UN is neglecting Palestine? If it's sarcasm I think it was lost on me because the UN is obsessed with Palestine. I mean they even treat them like the Special Olympics with their own "refugee organization".

When commitment to proper hydration overcomes fear of radioactivity 🤯 I do feel you missed a “where did you sleep last night?” joke after the Leadbelly mention. Although, the joke about golfers and women was absolutely excellent. I’mma use that one next time I visit my mom, because my stepdad loves golfing and is in his 80’s 😂

I have never laughed so much to a youtube video, funny as fuck

THE MYTH THE LEGEND PAPA PELI IS BACK

😂😂😂😂😂😂 the guy robbing the place line had me dead ha,ha,ha,ha

Am i the only that starts jumping in the air giggling of excitement after Papa Peli uploads a new video

"What's your build?" "Hydration"

We need alot more Papa Peli in all of our lives

"Atom be praised", nectar of the gods, a laugh a minute, or at least 30 second, awsome

This is the most piss cutting voice over of a video game I've ever listened to! Been giggling like a schoolgirl for a solid 10 minutes except when I'm outright laughing! Comedy gold!🤣

Love the content, one of my favourite KZreadrs

Ma, all those water jokes was so on brand, literally 😂😂

This guy is so funny for no reason

Everyone is back on one of these games it's glorious

Your narration is awesome I recently restarted the game {last played in 2017} in honor of the new show on Amazon Prime you had me laughing hard out loud almost got busted because I'm at work F'in hallarious 🤣🤣🤣

After your hitman series I never knew this would be my next favourite ❤

Anytime I watch a Modest Pelican video I usually spend the next 5 hours watching Bluebird RP on his Papa Peli channel❤❤❤

Omg the unhinged commentary is absolute gold.

His names for water kept getting funnier, gods translucent liquor 😂😂

The jokes throughout the video slay.

Another hilarious monologue 😂

gotta stay hydrated on nuka cola

“Where Nikki lauder and his mates were chilling”😂😂😂

This was HILARIOUS

The scream as the dude died from the Molotov had me 😂

This video was too entertaining. I can’t believe how everyone in a vault suit had such plump, juicy, clapping personalities

Even though i aint gaming no more. Cant skip a peli video

I was literally binge watching sons of virgins and modest pelican posted a vid

Crazy it’s 3am and he still uploads

"then like a metal angel, my robot companion begins attracting all of the mosquitoes like he was an african child" 😭

I hope your humour never changes.

This video is peak pelican!