CORPSE: I fear nothing Card swipe: exists CORPSE: I fear *one* thing

@MistressCheese

3 жыл бұрын

Omg how dose this have no replies this is f*cking funny

@loxny8664

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@stopkins222

3 жыл бұрын

oh you don't get it... The reason for card swipe being too fast isn't on Corpse. The card is just so terrified by his voice that it's trying to run away...

@bdilger4357

3 жыл бұрын

And the triangle of trust

@umhi345

3 жыл бұрын

Did you forget about the true evil ... foil

Corpses voice: DEATH AND DESTRUCTION Corpses laugh and personality: AN ACTUAL ANGEL

@justchlxe

3 жыл бұрын

No thanks

@Destinnies

3 жыл бұрын

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Haha 😐

@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70

3 жыл бұрын

@@Destinnies true

@NorthernGreenEyes

3 жыл бұрын

Yes 🥰

@reverendglitch

3 жыл бұрын

He's baby

Card swipe: too fast Corpse: *doesnt change how he swipes* Also corpse: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

@annikak1887

2 жыл бұрын

YESS Why?

@teorautio6269

2 жыл бұрын

So fucking infuriating

@wishteria_

2 жыл бұрын

@@teorautio6269 As someone with a lot of anxiety, when you are super anxious about something sometimes it can be impossible to do normal tasks. It was probably super frustrating for him.

@The_True_Mx_Pink

2 жыл бұрын

@@teorautio6269 Well there's no need to be like that.

@teorautio6269

2 жыл бұрын

@@wishteria_ I know that anxiety can make stuff like this 1000x worse and more difficult but what I really get mad at here is corpse wondering out loud "what am I doing wrong" and ignoring the game literally telling him what he is doing wrong

corpse as crewmate: i failed card swipe 40 times everyone: vote him out that's sus corpse as imposter: i'm literally the imposter everyone: cool, let's vote sykkuno

@killerbot3229

11 ай бұрын

74 likes no comment and also 1 year ago lemme fix this

@ayeshamazhar123

10 ай бұрын

Poor sykkuno 😭😭

@Gen-ZBlondie

8 ай бұрын

@@killerbot3229lol glad people still watch old videos

@Gen-ZBlondie

8 ай бұрын

@@ayeshamazhar123it’s always him!😂

@ayeshamazhar123

8 ай бұрын

@@Gen-ZBlondie exactly 😭😭🤚

Corpse: *god tier impostor* Also Corpse: *As a crewmate* His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. His crewmates Sus already.

@the11thhour44

3 жыл бұрын

He's nervous But from his voice he sounds calm and ready To swipe cards, but he keeps on forgetting To slow down, the whole crowd sus him out He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

@buckysleftarm7415

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssss eminem

@Dawesome97

3 жыл бұрын

@@the11thhour44 reactor is melting down Everybody's freaking out The clocks almost out Times up, and now Corpse gets voted out

@DanteKrystal

3 жыл бұрын

@@the11thhour44 He's failing, HOW?

@darrionstoute9015

3 жыл бұрын

Bro these verses need more likes

Corpse as imposter: *everyone simps for corpse* Corpse as crewmate: *Struggles with card swipe*

@chloesinclaire7863

3 жыл бұрын

Cupbeem 2487 also Corpse as crewmate: They all think he’s imposter cause he’s been it four times in a row

@corpsebunnn

3 жыл бұрын

Why is this so trueeeeee

@yeeted9466

3 жыл бұрын

I simp either way

@hidinginyourcloset

3 жыл бұрын

He's more used to sliding that knife in than sliding a card

@pigeon_horse

3 жыл бұрын

I mean...I would definitely simp for him but....whatever 😒🤪😅

Whenever he sus, he actually a crewmate😂

@nightsedge6182

3 жыл бұрын

Me in a nutshell

@nightsedge6182

3 жыл бұрын

I just finish tasks way too quickly and everyone thinks I'm always sus bc they never see me do tasks.

@foxgamer_6489

2 жыл бұрын

Because of one thing the CARD SWIPE

@foxgamer_6489

2 жыл бұрын

@@nightsedge6182 same or then i just cant do card swipe

@the_seeing9005

2 жыл бұрын

@@foxgamer_6489 I am a god at it

I feel Corpse's pain, I have to swipe my university ID to get into my building's dining center and at least twice a week I have to swipe it like five times in a row before it works and it's quite honestly the most mortifying thing ever. I can't imagine how much worse it is to have that happen 30+ times and with a TON of people watching you do it

@m_artroom

2 жыл бұрын

Lol irl card swipe fail

@ayeshamazhar123

10 ай бұрын

Oof I feel bad lol

@WolverinePlayz2003

10 ай бұрын

Lol

@nighthowler5590

4 ай бұрын

Agreed. I feel very bad for him. He tried so many times and literally said he was shaking multiple times. I honestly wish I could give him a hug to comfort him.

Corpse: -sees “too fast try again”- Corpse: *goes faster*

@jungkookstolenbananamilk4476

3 жыл бұрын

I thought my phone broke-

@jungkookstolenbananamilk4476

3 жыл бұрын

@@noob9768 I’m am confused, what do you mean?👩‍💻

@Linxcypt

3 жыл бұрын

You good? Did you forget to change accounts?

@candyflossy7549

3 жыл бұрын

@@Linxcypt I think someone deleted their comment

@wisteriaaconite1132

3 жыл бұрын

@@Linxcypt there's a different @ thingy, someone definitely deleted their comment

Card swipe: *TOO FAST* Corpse: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.

@ivysaro8423

3 жыл бұрын

I heard that he had something on his eyes while playing and he couldn't read properly but I ain't sure

@angelorolo4308

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivysaro8423 yeah he's got an eyepatch to focus his vision but he was going too fast on the card swipe because he said his hand was shaking from being nervous about everyone watching him and couldn't control it

@ivysaro8423

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelorolo4308 ohhh it's so sad ;-;

@soulknight5190

3 жыл бұрын

@@mysterioushadi1774 stop spamming

@danielnovak5892

3 жыл бұрын

I am literally angry after watching this video...

I can’t decide what’s worse, the fact that he failed card swipe so many times in front of so many people or how deeply bothered he was when he couldn’t do it

“Alright.. slower” *Actually does card swipe* *gasps* “oh my-“

Charlie: “Corpse is the best player I’ve seen there’s no way he failed that much” Corpse: “Audible pain”

@JJ-yn4cj

3 жыл бұрын

Corpse: *Kills and vents in front of two people and gets away with it* Also Corpse: *takes 15+ times to swipe his card in admin*

@noblissx

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@raheensajid1443

3 жыл бұрын

lol....i love corpse and i can watch this video 1000 times

@darkela5507

3 жыл бұрын

Me: well you havent met Smajor

@Hi_JessHere

3 жыл бұрын

XD

corpse as imposter: not nervous at all. straight up murder, can lie easily corpse as crewmate: nervous to do card swipe in front of everyone

@OneFinalAutumn

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes the predator is the most vulnerable of prey.

@mangoncacao3655

3 жыл бұрын

Beginning of the game Corpse as a crewmate: My hands are shaking

@amyfonex52

3 жыл бұрын

Why does this comment only has 3 replies

@niaboo1306

3 жыл бұрын

@@amyfonex52 who knows?

@Dylanbhoy_

3 жыл бұрын

Who isn't nervous to do card swipe?

Game: “too fast.” Corpse: *“F A S T E R”*

I feel so bad for Corpse. I actually shouted "YAY! He did it!" when he actually got it.

The worst part is that the imposters knew Corpse was failing over and over again.

@oliviawatkins8235

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@Mielbun001

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliviawatkins8235 okay.

@poltergeese9124

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@eppssilon

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliviawatkins8235 k

@highpeddle9543

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliviawatkins8235 *S H U T*

“alright how about all of us go with corpse to do card swipe.” corpse: *intensely sweating*

@ohokay9089

3 жыл бұрын

_sweat_

@Toyhatty27

3 жыл бұрын

laughing

@BeginswithPIE

3 жыл бұрын

*Manly cry*

@ibrahimalhayyi9595

3 жыл бұрын

Why i can see the meme? 😂

@AsTheUniverseFades

3 жыл бұрын

Was that his first livestream? I can understand why he was so nervous

card machine: too fast CORPSE: im gonna pretend i didnt see that chat: too fast, do it slower CORPSE: *REAL SHIT?*

Card swipe: *TOO FAST TRY AGAIN* Corpse: [trys again but faster]

@stjords

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@gavinreedisgay5770

3 жыл бұрын

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Random fun fact: When you spam comment sections, you are actually spamming comment sections! wow! crazy ik right? let’s watch you spam comment sections so you can annoy the crap out of everyone.

@Kay-ei5pp

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavinreedisgay5770 this made me laugh way more than i should have lmao

@tiff1735

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavinreedisgay5770 Your amazing for this 😭

Machine: too fast slow down Corpse: "I am speed"

@cchuuyarx1793

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@zombiening9477

3 жыл бұрын

Hes lightning McQueen

@marlenchaga9202

3 жыл бұрын

Corpse: b**** u wanna see some real speed....

I think my favorite Among Us moments are Corpse’s aggressively hilarious card swipe failures, Markiplier’s “I don’t know if he’s a genius or a moron” moment, and Pewds constantly forgetting to mute his mike when the match begins (I believe he even said “it’s murder time” right before a match as the imposter). 😂 I just wish there was a game of Corpse, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Pewds all playing together.

@OrphanDefenestratorODK

Жыл бұрын

Agreed that would be so funny

@ayeshamazhar123

10 ай бұрын

Lmaoo

@OliveTrees04

10 ай бұрын

I think my fav words from jack is “OMG UR LETTING THE DUMBEST PLAYER GET AWAY WITH THE SMARTEST THING EVER!!! BOW HE’S GUNNA GLOAT ABOUT IT FOR DAYS!!” 🤣🤣

@elliesart_

10 ай бұрын

pretty sure he goes "its killing time" but he wasn't even imposter

@broderickproject8721

9 ай бұрын

@@elliesart_it’s funnier because everyone thought he was, and then he was the first one dead that round 💀

The biggest meme of the all "The best imposter failing card swipe 4 rounds in a row "

“what are you guys looking at?” “corpse.” “why?” “he’s been trying to do card swipe for 10 minutes” “....” “... he’s crying”

@clairiwell7635

3 жыл бұрын

OH NOT THIS MEME

@jan_draws5268

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this on Pinterest and it made me SAD 😭

@CarmenRamirez-zy9be

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hIiXy9eEZqinn5s.html

@SillyNep

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally thinking of this meme omg haha

@alexajade9277

3 жыл бұрын

@@jan_draws5268 what was it called

Corpse: " cardswipes are ruining my life..." Catgirls: "am I a joke to you?"

Legend says, you can still hear the beep, snd the sobs of despair.

Card swipe: "Too fast" Corpse: does it faster Also Corpse: "what am I doing wrong?"

@bubbles9447

3 жыл бұрын

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 will you please stop saying that I saw it on 3 separate comments

@bubbles9447

3 жыл бұрын

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 yes it does

@xero0015

3 жыл бұрын

@@bubbles9447 snowflake in yo name for a reason

@wizardkoala8634

3 жыл бұрын

@@bubbles9447 what he say?

@bubbles9447

3 жыл бұрын

@@xero0015 YES I love this name

everyone: trying to find the imposter corpse: crying over card swipe

@laboon344

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@demonproser6791

3 жыл бұрын

He’s so bad XD

@x.gacha.x3517

3 жыл бұрын

TRUE!

@darkperil11

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@itszestii5697

3 жыл бұрын

@@demonproser6791 You wanna square up?

I was just introduced to him 5 min ago AND I FUCKIN LOVE HIM ALREADY... wtf

@keileylane4226

2 жыл бұрын

You and damn near everyone else me included, whether for his voice or because he's a good boy

@lightyagamiplsblowmyschool877

2 жыл бұрын

@@keileylane4226 wadsup baby.. 😂maybe both

@debbiebuttry9783

2 жыл бұрын

@@lightyagamiplsblowmyschool877 usually both

@nullhazard7569

2 жыл бұрын

It gets better.

@xPosingMORONS

Жыл бұрын

And then the haters made him quit KZread. That aged like fooken milk.

Corpse says "my hands are shaking" now THATS something you dont hear everyday

Everyone: at each other’s throats Corpse: Crying because he can’t swipe a card correctly

@kyllie4938

3 жыл бұрын

*insert lil kids saying aww*

@thebush6379

3 жыл бұрын

Crying Cuz he cant read

@PiracyandDumbbells

3 жыл бұрын

Sums up everyone's residual chaotic energy.

@amare2657

3 жыл бұрын

If I was in the same situation of everybody staring at me while I'm failing to do something over and over again I would feel pretty inadequate honestly

@amare2657

3 жыл бұрын

@Lilliann Tanner people probably

Felix: What are you staring at? Sean: Corpse. He's been trying to do the card swipe for 10 minutes. Sean: ... Sean: He's crying

@chuichiro0062

3 жыл бұрын

Bsjjajdhdh

@donthmuimsimpingforrantaro8788

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@JOwen-sj2rr

3 жыл бұрын

@@donthmuimsimpingforrantaro8788 not a quote from this. the base format is about tying shoelaces (not sure where it's from) but they altered it to fit the stream

@sahcureah

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAH THE MEME

@druebio851

3 жыл бұрын

OML THATS THE MEME XDDDDD

Corpse on Friday the 13th : "choke me like you hate me" Corpse on among us : "Swipe me like you failed me"

Card Swipe: Too fast Corpse: Does it the same speed every fucking time

Card: Too fast. Try again. Corpse: *swipes the card as fast as he possibly could*

@rjvonrete8134

3 жыл бұрын

I think he has issues with vision or was to stressed to read it 😂

@Ari-rh2zt

3 жыл бұрын

i am steal

@creispy_chu

3 жыл бұрын

i think he couldn't control it because he said he was shaking.

@wickedwaters7010

3 жыл бұрын

He got stressed and his hands were shaking sooooo

@MrDartmania

3 жыл бұрын

He has an eyepatch on one of his eyes and was his first time streaming so he was under alot of pressure

Card swipe: "Too fast. Try again." CORPSE: Suddenly I can't read

@vaclavtomasec256

3 жыл бұрын

he has vision problems iirc

@pikaffe

3 жыл бұрын

hes jared, 19

@gracecharlie6313

3 жыл бұрын

@@pikaffe Lol nice reference

@499cents

3 жыл бұрын

Suddenly, I am legally blind

@henryskehan7052

3 жыл бұрын

so annoying

Everyone else: i got astroids, someone watch me CORPSE: i got card swipe............

This was the first time watching this and I really thought CORPSE was impostor when I watched Toast and Sykkuno perspective. This made my day. Thanks CORPSE

card swipe: “too fast. try again.” corpse: *suddenly i’m jared, 19*

@j.d.alfaropoggers4144

3 жыл бұрын

And I never learned how to fking read

@rarebonedisease6551

3 жыл бұрын

what up, i'm jared, i'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to swipe a card slower than the speed of light

@farella8547

3 жыл бұрын

i can't- omg hahaha

@j.d.alfaropoggers4144

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@chilled_boi3404

3 жыл бұрын

I like your funny words magic man 👉😎👉

i can never tell which is funnier: him massacring his pals while absolutely sweating bullets as an imposter, or watching him struggle to do basic tasks as a crewmate

@tempsinger7418

3 жыл бұрын

Both, both is good

@rebeccafrogel647

3 жыл бұрын

*sees “too fast. try again.”* *swipes faster*

@purplecat6399

3 жыл бұрын

I can tell hes used to being imposter

@real.snatch

3 жыл бұрын

@@purplecat6399 lol

@SnorrioK

3 жыл бұрын

"Sweating bullets" means worse than sweat though, it's not a cool thing like you thought because when he was failing the card swipe, that's when he was sweating bullets.

I feel so sorry for this man. Card Swipe is one of the easiest tasks to me, but watching this makes me realize that for some people, it’s a REAL challenge to deal with.

People: Corpse has SO MUCH IQ IN AMONG US Corpse: *fails swipe card 30+ times*

Corpse: *Legitimately trying to do the card swipe but failing.* Everyone: I don't know man that's kinda sus.

@NathanielSnider1017

3 жыл бұрын

I would be sus of it too I mean... come on lmao

@spewe4474

3 жыл бұрын

I truly hope that he wasn't trying because if he was I think he might need to learn how to read again

@chaitea9147

3 жыл бұрын

I was your 1.700 like

@beminae1603

3 жыл бұрын

How is there 1.7k likes and 4 comments

@andreamoreno4626

3 жыл бұрын

Is this live?

Card scanner: *exists CORPSE: *sweats nervously

@OO-ek8sc

3 жыл бұрын

F

@devil..cookie1923

3 жыл бұрын

The card swipe is easy

@ScarletFlames1

3 жыл бұрын

You guys know that it's content bait, right? Corpse has been playing this for how long and doing card swipes just fine? You can see all the bigger youtubers that show themselves playing games fail on purpose on things like that, or as Felix(pewdiepie) used to say "Oopsie! I failed, how clumsy of me!". Getting people annoyed at a simple fail creates "buzz" which causes people to comment as they're frustrated at the easy to spot mistake, which in turn makes the video more likely to be spotted by the algorithm as amount of comments or "participation" is definitely one of its criteria.

@HiThere-ek3ko

3 жыл бұрын

@@ScarletFlames1 press X to doubt

@ScarletFlames1

3 жыл бұрын

@@HiThere-ek3ko what part are you doubting? Corpse deliberately failing to create content, other youtubers doing it on purpose or youtube algorithm counting comments as part of its recommendation calculation?

9:17 Corpse failing at card swipe: "please murder me". Lmfao he'd rather die than do card swipe

@ayeshamazhar123

10 ай бұрын

LMAOOO

"I'm not ready to be imposter, my hands are shaking." Awww corpsie~

Corpse: "i'm nervous" everyone: "CARD SWIPE"

@Vivi_anne23

3 жыл бұрын

😅😂😂😂

@MercuryBlackN

3 жыл бұрын

You're ruining his life

@Liebert6869

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a lot of like in 7 hours😂

@lemonade_spice

3 жыл бұрын

@@MercuryBlackN the best part is that the girl in the pic is a lesbian lol

@nevinlim7721

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemonade_spice who?

Corpse: “Ok slower, OOH.” Me: *dying of laughter*

@fpsgamer8494

3 жыл бұрын

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 da wha--

@kyalsin2001

3 жыл бұрын

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Be my friend

scarra's confession about corpse's card swipe in the end really made me burst out laughing

Pewds saying "You DO that CARDSWIPE" while laughing at Corpse while the alarms are ringing never fails to make me laugh

*card machine:* you’re swiping too fast *corpse:* this sign won’t stop me because i can’t read

@gaminggeckos4388

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking of making pretty much this exact comment, yeah

@elontusk8018

3 жыл бұрын

He’s clearly doing this for content, he literally swiped at the same speed (way too fast) 30+ times. My 7 year old brother would know to try swiping it slower when it literally says he’s going too fast.

@crab_striker1961

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, that was very suspicious, he did it faster every time he tried. I mean come on dude you gotta stay natural

@CaioOleskovicz

3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever tried this crap? I share CORPSE's feelings (what?). I tried but I'm too used to actual card swipes and I couldn't until I learned that I have to go REEEAAAAALLY slow.

@raychu4829

3 жыл бұрын

@@elontusk8018 or maybe it's because it was his first stream and he was anxious so he panicked 😐

*Corpse* : “What am I doing wrong?” *Machine telling him exactly what he’s doing wrong* : BEEP

@lfocoap4950ajf8

3 жыл бұрын

yeah❤️

@smellyfroggy3020

3 жыл бұрын

He was going too fast bruh 😹😹😹

@booperdooper9762

3 жыл бұрын

@@smellyfroggy3020 Yeah, I think the real issue was that he was swiping it fast but he also didn't swipe the card completely.

@rajeethanthanikasalam9976

3 жыл бұрын

0

@kurtchristianbagacina6947

3 жыл бұрын

If ur in a relationship and you ask your partner what you are doing wrong then ur partner says beep...you wouldnt understand that too

10:36 felix defending him and telling the others to back off though 🥺😭

"You don't need to fail card swipe THAT much" You underestimate Corpse's power

CORPSE: **Can murder in front of everyone and get away with it.** Also CORPSE: **Can't successfully swipe card to save his life.**

@queencewong6333

3 жыл бұрын

Corpse: "I fear no man, but that- thing..." card swipe task "It scares me."

@asii3

3 жыл бұрын

@@queencewong6333 stolen comment.

@imperialcub7071

3 жыл бұрын

@@fearfulness9721 10 billion people in the world and no 2 people can have the same ideas. NOPE not possible!

@DEXIFYIWNL

3 жыл бұрын

1,000th like

@coollogan4840

3 жыл бұрын

@@fearfulness9721 off* maybe you should go to sleep

corpse during the card swipe : " just smile and wave boys just smile and wave. "

@sleepipix3l

3 жыл бұрын

Just smile and swipe boys, just smile and swipe

@dreytonstrickland6302

3 жыл бұрын

His balls were extra sweaty this game

@rhonda2898

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao so trueee 🤣 I actually feel bad for him though.. XD

@wesmithoff3211

3 жыл бұрын

Corpse you got to go slow when you want to do the card swipe

@getosbelovedwifey

3 жыл бұрын

Damn

Card Swipe: “too fast swipe again” Corpse: **swipes faster* Card Swipe: “too fast swipe again” Corpse: “WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!”

@thatoneguyehehee

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr!?? That’s what I was thinking lmao

Card Swipe: Too fast Corpse: _I am speed_

Corpse Crying: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?! Card Scanner: Too Fast.

@serenityperez8535

3 жыл бұрын

“alright how about all of us go with corpse to do card swipe.” corpse: intensely sweating

@zolinamohamad2794

3 жыл бұрын

@@serenityperez8535 reactor:am i a joke to you?

@avasaladino4197

3 жыл бұрын

literally just slow down😭

@zolinamohamad2794

3 жыл бұрын

@@avasaladino4197 Card Scanner:Too slow : )

@DLCarries

3 жыл бұрын

Has he got a disability?

Jack: *watches Corpse do trash* Also Jack: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

@velynnec

3 жыл бұрын

visual tasks are probably turned off so jack didnt see it

@depressed_khaleesi

3 жыл бұрын

@@velynnec could still see the bar go up tho

@depressed_khaleesi

3 жыл бұрын

@trix o still, he could've asked but probably forgot he saw it. It was also unlucky that the card was Corpse's last task.

@nyx8642

3 жыл бұрын

No that was early on the game, and Corpse died. That wasn't the time when Corpse literally failed card swipe 4 rounds in a row XDDD

@arkaik.

3 жыл бұрын

Britt Visual Tasks was On

I can't believe it's already been 2 years i really miss the old amongus

Charlie : there is no way corpse could fail card swipe so many times Corpse : o(.///. )o

card scan: “too Fast” Corpse: *scans card faster*

@Ace69420_

3 жыл бұрын

“My goals are beyond your understanding”

@p1nkPallas

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@uchihanaruto3851

3 жыл бұрын

777 likes 😮

@RCARTAGENA1222

3 жыл бұрын

Love your profile pic

@hoodraccoon

3 жыл бұрын

@@RCARTAGENA1222 thanks homie 🖤

"too fast, try again" corpse: "I'll do it even faster this time then. see how you like that"

@expensivegirl6789

3 жыл бұрын

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 LMAO WHAT-

@expensivegirl6789

3 жыл бұрын

How you like that that that that that , badabing badaboom boom boom 💀

@gmlune

3 жыл бұрын

*Bed smashing sounds*

@expensivegirl6789

3 жыл бұрын

@@gmlune LMAO YOU DIDN'T-

@gmlune

3 жыл бұрын

@@expensivegirl6789 I did

A total of 32 cards swipes in the entire video. Love to come back and watch this. Classic 😂😂😂

It's kind of late, but I _just_ caught trend of this game and been binge watching you guys' YT videos for a whole day. Just wanted to say, THANK YOU Corpse, for including other streamers' face cams during votes as much as possible. YOU had the best edits out of everyone.

Bro dis dude actually is the best imposter but then can’t do card swipe

@theletterh9781

3 жыл бұрын

10/10 would trade my first-try swipe card for corpse's impostor skills

@ughjahy7760

3 жыл бұрын

mood 💀

@permissionBRICK

3 жыл бұрын

Thats because he is imposter in every single round and has no crewmate experience

@congpan3036

3 жыл бұрын

His hands were shaking

@clintriester6137

3 жыл бұрын

charlie is the best imposter but corpse is top 3

Corpse: is the best impostor ever also Corpse: weakness *card swipe*

@lyxla2579

3 жыл бұрын

*_fastest_* card swipe

@blepino2636

3 жыл бұрын

xd

@BSJHSBI

3 жыл бұрын

y e s

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why he is a good impostor: impostor dont have to do card swipe

Corpse: how dose the best imposter in the game fail the card swipe 4 times in a row- 4 rounds in a row me: god damn he finally fucking did card swipe on the last round

4:30 lilly is SO MAD at being killed

Imagine corpse at a public library checking out.

@f00lishari79

3 жыл бұрын

This is underrated.

@AG-sp9zt

3 жыл бұрын

IMCRYING

@leijhbeale6300

3 жыл бұрын

Or swiping a credit card at the supermarket lol

@evangelinagromley1196

3 жыл бұрын

Poor CORPSE

@carmencampos5728

3 жыл бұрын

Poor corpse

corpse: *does something* everyone: “aww thats so wholesome” “aww thats so cute”

@Aawiss

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's understandable

@neenerneenerchickenweener7937

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aawiss it is but also ppl need to stop i cant read comments anymore lol. i worry it will make his issues worse i hope hes not uncomfortable 😖💀

@Phantysm

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I noticed it too

@ruckle9807

3 жыл бұрын

This is something to agree with

@wickedxoxo697

3 жыл бұрын

@allana 23

8:24 even the swipe machine was like: BRO READ!

7:20 “thanks sykkuno” :)

This man has the world simping for him purely from his vioce, personality, and hands. Corpse has true power that we mortals could never imagine

@thepurpleturnip534

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the torso pic 😂

@lauran-s1339

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepurpleturnip534 the what now ?

@silverhat9956

3 жыл бұрын

@@lauran-s1339 the white tee cover and the tweet of him in tech gear

@thepurpleturnip534

3 жыл бұрын

@@lauran-s1339 no wait we had a full body reveal already 👀

@Bubbles-dd8pn

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepurpleturnip534 trruuee

Everyone discussing who the impostor is: Corpse in the ghost chat: I CANT DO CARD SWIPE IM CRYING MY HANDS ARE SHAKING

@stagdragon3978

3 жыл бұрын

Scarra: fukin dies

@zacpointon1423

3 жыл бұрын

Why was he so nervous and shaking like mad?

@jam8659

3 жыл бұрын

@@zacpointon1423 it's in the desc

@emilyl444

3 жыл бұрын

when

@madscafe5154

3 жыл бұрын

@@jam8659 what did it say please tell me

Corpse: I fear no man but that thing (points at card swipe) it scares me

Scarra cackling bc he did the task and dead chat screaming about it made me laugh so hard 🤣

The fact that corpse admits his the imposter and still wins but fails at card swipe is the most iconic shit ever.

@pvpchicker7858

3 жыл бұрын

He just do everything so fast

@Morning_Dewdrop

3 жыл бұрын

One like... one like away from 666.. I need to.....

@salafi.shadow

3 жыл бұрын

do you mean ironic?

@evelynneclipse2069

3 жыл бұрын

@@salafi.shadow no cause that won't make sense

@unitystarlight13

3 жыл бұрын

@@evelynneclipse2069 But iconic does?

Everyone: I fear one thing ... *CORPSE* CORPSE: I fear one thing ... *card swipe*

@Vivi_anne23

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ginaliu4817

3 жыл бұрын

How can you have a fear of corpse impossible His voice if perfect 🤤

@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70

3 жыл бұрын

Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.

@arisssssss

3 жыл бұрын

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 What😃

@darcyam

3 жыл бұрын

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 I JUST SAW YOU On JAMES CHARLES'S POST sorry I'm just laughing about how you are travelling everywhere GHREJKW

“If I do it faster, they’ll give up”

Forgot this happened until youtube decided to recommend it to me. God I used to BINGE Among Us content during the pandemic

Corpse: "I fear no man, but that- thing..." card swipe task "It scares me."

@liammack5494

3 жыл бұрын

Stolen or realy similar

@ssjdiorr

3 жыл бұрын

@@liammack5494 why tf do you care if its stolen or not

@sxmmerskyes909

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssjdiorr cuz it doesn’t deserve the likes

@SillySpiderWeb

3 жыл бұрын

@@sxmmerskyes909 literally I see comments like this all the damn time why sweat over it? It’s not a big deal and honestly I don’t give a shit Edit: I just what do be clear, i don’t think it’s ok to copy someone I just don’t think it’s something to waist your time complaining about depending on what they copied

@YourneighborJade

3 жыл бұрын

😂

his little “i’m really nervous guys.” broke me 🥺

@himari5559

3 жыл бұрын

300th likeeeee

@iyanubanks100

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp??

@iyanubanks100

3 жыл бұрын

@Catherine Alvarado thx🥺

@ikaname4077

3 жыл бұрын

DRACOOO

@dumbratbtch953

3 жыл бұрын

IM IN LOVE WITH HIM-

Jacksepticeye saying that to Corpse and then Pewdiepie making that comment “don’t give him too much shit” along with Jacks nod and Felix putting fingers on head close to hairline like a gesture of communication through playing game!!! Corpse is awesome I’m here fir it, and I love that they are playing this together💥💥💥

"Too fast." Corpse: Gotta go fast!

“Yea I failed card swipe 15 times. What about it?”

@MetahydrixIsWeird

3 жыл бұрын

It’s actually easy

@kimapr3817

3 жыл бұрын

@@MetahydrixIsWeird to fail

@MetahydrixIsWeird

3 жыл бұрын

@@kimapr3817 nah, I can do it once and it work

@kimapr3817

3 жыл бұрын

@@MetahydrixIsWeird still easy to fail

@taratate2170

3 жыл бұрын

@@MetahydrixIsWeird exactly

New CORPSE song: 'Card Swipes Are Ruining My Life' This needs to happen.

@rashmibharthuar

3 жыл бұрын

Yasssss go "Card swipes are ruining my life"!!

@killerquake7686

3 жыл бұрын

Underated

@kayceadair

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is copied word for word as a comment posted 3 weeks ago

@rashmibharthuar

3 жыл бұрын

@@kayceadair it's ok

@brianfox340

3 жыл бұрын

Get this to the top of the comments.

I love his laugh it’s so adorable

Corpse is so freaking pure xD he's so cute with the failing card swipe and the "i'm nervous, my hands are shaking" Lets just protect him at all costs xD ❤

Corpse: **fails to do cardswipe in front of chat** Pewdiepie: EVERYONE WATCH HIM Corpse: **fails even more spectacularly**

@cchuuyarx1793

3 жыл бұрын

The wording is ✨immaculate✨

@whiskeredwolf4861

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao poor Corpse, his anxiety probably wasn’t doing good things to him

@tristen9903

3 жыл бұрын

@@whiskeredwolf4861 does anxiety work like that

@CaptainRex-Managed_Democracy

3 жыл бұрын

@@tristen9903 Wha.. What do you mean "does it work like that"? It was his first time doing a livestream, so not only was he being watched by ten people in the actual game, but he also had 200k people watching his stream. Poor guy probably felt as bad as or even worse than when a really nervous person gets up on the stage. Also, the more nervous you get, the less rational you tend to be.

@sisypheanmxe8774

3 жыл бұрын

@@tristen9903 wym?

Corpse: *GODSPEED* Card swipe: too fast Corpse: *GODSPEED*

@ruth222

3 жыл бұрын

idk if you know this but godspeed actually means 'thank you' 😂

@natt731

3 жыл бұрын

@Ruth Miranda wooooosh

@zman4002

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruth222 r/woooosh

@zaeyact

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruth222 oh nicee we learn new things everyday

@GHPROPlayz

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruth222 r/woooosh

Who else just randomly decided to come back and watch this a whole year after it came out because it is just that memorable?

Yayyyyyyyyyy!!! CORPSE finally did the CARD SWIPE after 41 failed attempts and once he said slower he did it on his 42nd attempt

"I fear no man, but that thing..." *glances at card swipe* "it scares me."

@marcusswife1241

3 жыл бұрын

645 likes but no comment??

@jiajeng2693

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcusswife1241 It's just too good to make people silently like it and walk away

@taylorbritt499

3 жыл бұрын

I did not realize this had so many likes h o l y- Anyways thanks y'all 😅

@bred6751

3 жыл бұрын

Ha I’m on mobile I have no such weakness

@jiajeng2693

3 жыл бұрын

@@taylorbritt499 its a good meme, so accept our likes!

CORPSE: doesn't wanna do face cam CORPSE: shows everyone else's face cam to make up for it

@rebecca_akin

3 жыл бұрын

Except for Toast :(

@nathaliejovanovic637

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't do face cam so people can imagine how he looks like without getting disappointed

@anarobles9795

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathaliejovanovic637 oh? :(

@eminemisgod

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh its his choice if he wants to show his face, if hes not comfortable then he doesn't have to. Its ok, there are many youtubers that dont show there face. And he probably thinks that people are going to judge him so he lets people image how he looks, he even shows a mask insteed of his face!

@imnotsmall6917

3 жыл бұрын

@@eminemisgod Im pretty sure it was a joke

I miss these times 😂

The legend says that he is still failing card swipe....

*everyone trying to find out who imp is* corpse: “have you ever tried to eat a bowl of cereal and your hands are shaking so bad...its kinda like that”

@gideoniskemp

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like crippling anxiety

@bowskee

3 жыл бұрын

nice

@satyr-3541

3 жыл бұрын

@@gideoniskemp Yeah he has it. It's one of the reasons he doesn't feel comfortable for going out or showing his face.

@elishathomson1184

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I looked into the comments and read this exactly as he said it in the video 💀💀

@silencedsunchildsm7552

3 жыл бұрын

Right i caught that too lmao felt that

It's like watching a buff ass body builder not being able to wash his face.

@krittikapaul355

3 жыл бұрын

or worse, remove the sticker off his back

@type-moonarchive8878

3 жыл бұрын

@@krittikapaul355 i understand that reference

@yaotzinxochitiotzi5613

3 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic is just divine lol😔👌🏼

@nitya404

3 жыл бұрын

@@yaotzinxochitiotzi5613 is that Asian Nick Fury??

@AlvinaYunoa

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo these are gold, I’m dying!!!