I Evolved Humans For 12 Billion Years And This Happened
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I Evolved Humans For 12 Billion Years And This Happened
I spent too much time evolving human existence and it ended terrible. It's not everyday you get to find out what happens when you combine Demigods with alcohol. Results may vary.
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Why is nobody mentioning the absolute genius game design of “Dragon + Human = Dragon + Ash”?
@user-ld7sc9rk9o
2 жыл бұрын
It’s because the dragon would kill the human so the dragon would still be renaming
@nikolamuller1997
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ld7sc9rk9o r/woooosh
@Supereme_Cringe
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ld7sc9rk9o remaining*
@huundeespfriop6369
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ld7sc9rk9o at least you… got the joke?
@SouthernShitpost
2 жыл бұрын
Like Ash and his lil' charizard
"life is suffering" "It is when i make it" - Dangerously Funny
"So basically now we have a world with a lot of dragons and vodka." Uh.. isn't that just DND?
@Crabinton
2 жыл бұрын
If the players do something to cause it or the dm just made the world like that then yes
@PerfectSenseTV
2 жыл бұрын
@@Crabinton y e s
@ThereforeTower
2 жыл бұрын
*dragons and drugs*
@hiddenguy67
2 жыл бұрын
do not disturb
@jeanetterios7337
2 жыл бұрын
@@ThereforeTower *Dragons + Drugs + V O D K A*
You should try Alchemy Infinity. It uses similar element combination gameplay, but if you come across an unused combination you can submit a new element. New elements are decided by community vote and completely unmoderated so the game gets real stupid real quick and its amazing
@moothecow8029
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds fun lol
@sundownerofficial
Жыл бұрын
Where play
@explosivenecklace8516
Жыл бұрын
@@sundownerofficial Game Jolt
@sundownerofficial
Жыл бұрын
@@explosivenecklace8516Ty
@ashercd6487
Жыл бұрын
so does that mean the elements can be "rock, fire, water, and Homer simpson?"
Wow..i had these games on my ipod in middle school and played them non-stop. Happy to see it again!
@ensign2472
2 жыл бұрын
Keep it on 69 :)
@Cittadini07
2 жыл бұрын
What is it called
@ensign2472
2 жыл бұрын
@@Cittadini07 doodle god my guy
@LordRydag
2 жыл бұрын
Mood
@donvito5647
2 жыл бұрын
Nerds
"Humans are gonna be stoked I already did everything they just have to inhabit it" -God after making earth
@queenofeverything3366
2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? He is god
@nobledamask
2 жыл бұрын
And then the devil snake said: "Human + Fruit"
@clintelkins9630
2 жыл бұрын
@@queenofeverything3366 honestly if God actually said that I wouldn't be surprised
@queenofeverything3366
2 жыл бұрын
@@clintelkins9630 it'd make me wonder why stoked isn't a more popular word
@houssamouederni8321
2 жыл бұрын
@@queenofeverything3366 b
Man I loved this game when it was a flash game back in middle school.
@bennettdavid904
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, what was the name of it. I knew I remembered it from somewhere.
@dirkphillips9311
2 жыл бұрын
@@bennettdavid904 Doodle God
@raydewee4637
2 жыл бұрын
Lawd why do I feel this!!!
@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
2 жыл бұрын
@@bennettdavid904 literally says it in the description
@jackfishthe6th373
2 жыл бұрын
Same, it gave me nostalgia of being a kid again
I’m glad he got in to this he is the perfect person to play this game
@kaijsf8407
2 жыл бұрын
That’s true for like every game lol
@queenofeverything3366
2 жыл бұрын
Alcohol = the makeup of life 😬😂
@Freeze-n-Frost
2 жыл бұрын
hence the "vodka" 3:28
@Potatolooser
2 жыл бұрын
He has a calming voice and adorable personality so I agree :)
@NamHoang-oy7lj
2 жыл бұрын
LetsGameItOut: ...
I haven’t seen this game in a long time thank you df for reminding me of this game
@bahubali2764
2 жыл бұрын
What is the name of this game
@ssaltsorf5708
2 жыл бұрын
Doodle God (i think)
@fluffs_arts
2 жыл бұрын
@@ssaltsorf5708 yup its doodle god. Not the same as it used to be tho. It was good when it was just a flash game but this new version is just a cash grab. The creators are literally just over milking it. Id say they were "milking it for all its worth" but they past that point a while ago.
@UrielElOsO
2 жыл бұрын
@@fluffs_arts Doodle God, Doodle Devil, Doodle whatever etc. Yep, the creators of this series really stop giving a damn, lol. Not going to hate, though. I played almost all of them.
@jamesbuchanan6545
2 жыл бұрын
I just installed this game
If you could get the SWFs, I'd love to see you play some of the "Grow" games by EyeMaze. They're similar to this but instead of logic it's a bunch of trippy experimenting
@RedEyeStorm7
2 жыл бұрын
There is some sense of internal logic but a lot of it is trial and error
@isaacangust485
2 жыл бұрын
Grow games... so nostalgic.
@jackalenterprisesofohio
2 жыл бұрын
You know Hoodamath has some And it's still up.....soooo
@n0l4n66
2 жыл бұрын
or install flashpoint
@tiffc9785
2 жыл бұрын
What is SWF
This just unlocked a part of my brain I completely forgot existed. This was such a great game
DF: "Fire and water creates alcohol." Me: Add glass and you get a *FullLiquorBar!* (funky music) : )
@ellajackson2274
2 жыл бұрын
yes. just yes.
@volteonex1862
2 жыл бұрын
Is this gray in disguise or something lol
@Sin_Shadow_Fox
2 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck could i HEAR that? I've seen too many GrayStillPlays videos.
@fuze7885
2 жыл бұрын
@@volteonex1862 they're similar, yet different
@sky-blitz2402
2 жыл бұрын
A FULL LIQUOR BAR!!!!!! (I know drinking is a problem for some people... But i find that joke very funny :3)
"What about Vodka... + storm??" Oh DF, never change
Air+lizard=bird.. I'm glad this game is a perfect representation of our scientific understanding of evolution
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, PLEASE COMPLETE THIS GAME
@donvito5647
2 жыл бұрын
It's such a boring game I hope he doesn't play it again
@shneepz1016
2 жыл бұрын
don vito cringe
@FlazuelJr
2 жыл бұрын
He wont he didnt even make grass
@darhencelsantiago4270
2 жыл бұрын
@@donvito5647 It's Not Boring
I like how he always came back to alcohol and vodka throughout the video, I also like how he wanted to mix everything with vodka and alcohol 🤣
@sundownerofficial
2 жыл бұрын
G O D K A
PLEEEEASE keep this potential series going! I love you playing this game, it just fits so well!
This video is gold. That’s right DF, you should try out for Olympia.
11:00 I love the way he says that so much!! XD TheStupidThingsThey’dGetUpTooo
I didn’t know they made a game about DF!
@pokecollectors4818
2 жыл бұрын
Dito says yes
@toothless5553
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@gxzarif
2 жыл бұрын
Camille they didnt make a game about df its made for evryone
@MakeMethLegal
2 жыл бұрын
@@gxzarif oh really?
@gxzarif
2 жыл бұрын
@@MakeMethLegal yes boy
I like that subtle placement of David Tennant as the doctor. You have much more admiration DF.
12:45 you can't just hit me with the death note sound...
@hunorkovacs3318
2 жыл бұрын
yeah, and 3:55 as well
The fact the icon for "human + human" is the only animated one tho
@jacknguyen5220
2 жыл бұрын
I think DF just censored it, unless it changed from the original. It's... it's kinda just what you'd expect to be there ig...
@disarisumbrus4492
2 жыл бұрын
@@jacknguyen5220 it literally went out of its frame so yeah he censored it
All this time we're like "He added boat to steam engine but not kart to steam engine"
@aminated7027
2 жыл бұрын
I was screaming when he was still using the wheel to try and make it
@robertremington661
2 жыл бұрын
IKR?!
@robertremington661
2 жыл бұрын
@@aminated7027 I was too. Lol
I played Doodle God in college like 10 years ago. It was one of my favorites.
I'm on the edge of me seat for part 2, and I have no idea why.
That calming voice overwhelms me
This was a blast from the past! Thanks DF
Dragons and Vodka sounds like a great time.
Right now in real life humans are evolving backwards
@BennyLlama39
2 жыл бұрын
*Pfft!* They've been devolving since *at least* early 2020. Which, funny enough, was right about the time Covid paranoia skyrocketed.
@omegahaxors3306
2 жыл бұрын
Fascist propaganda. Humans aren't evolving.
@shurik3nz346
2 жыл бұрын
@@omegahaxors3306 yeah, no more environmental pressure, so more evolution for humans.
@windowsxpidleon
2 жыл бұрын
@St. Haborym Boomer.
@Pvrge.
2 жыл бұрын
@@windowsxpidleon Just facts
Such a great video, thanks for the laughs DF.
We've got dragons AND imaginary creatures 😂 nice DF.
@jamesbuchanan6545
2 жыл бұрын
Wow this game is fun
I’m obsessed with this man I have been watching all of his videos since like a year ago and now I put on a water proof case on in the shower to watch him
"We've had humans on this planet for 30 seconds and already we have alcoholics" -DangerouslyFunny, 2021
ive just been listening to this as i play games and hearing df just say a ton of random items for 20 minutes is kind of relaxing
Graystillplays and DF should colab together
@bombboy1319
2 жыл бұрын
They have with call me kevin
@Mars-ns1iu
2 жыл бұрын
@@bombboy1319 :0 oh I didn't know
@FlashGamersNetwork
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was in GTA
@Storyteller2093
2 жыл бұрын
Also among us
Reminds me of a game called little alchemy
@superhappygamer1162
2 жыл бұрын
I love Little Alchemy!
@elijahtube8226
2 жыл бұрын
OMG I JUST FINISHED PLAYING THIS GAME xD
The Deadly Premonition whistle song is glorious. Bravo.
Forgot this game existed but I’m glad I found this video! Keep up the good work DF!
"we've had humans for 30 seconds and we already have alcoholics" Yea... thats humanity for ya
I haven’t seen this game in forever! It was nice seeing it being played again
@HomelessGaming
2 жыл бұрын
What's if called
@yolo-senpal4520
2 жыл бұрын
@@HomelessGaming I don’t remember, it doesn’t say it in the video?
@wu3598
Жыл бұрын
@@HomelessGaming doodle god
DF not thinking of giving the ghosts life honestly fits his personality
Avatar lookin *way* different then I remember
@asetheticaii3001
2 жыл бұрын
Water, Earth, Fire, Air, Vodka
It’s about time this man played this game.
I honestly can't wait for him to try out doodle devil and all the others
I love the part of df declaring victory when he makes alcohol puts it on a beach claiming its a resort xD
We have finally answered the riddle, “what came first the chicken or the egg?” We now know it was the egg
“I don’t know why we need storms” DF you know why you need storms (To kill)
YESSSS I've been waiting for this game
This was very frustrating to watch... knowing the combinations and watching DF seem to purposely miss them was almost painful.
I'm sick from food poisoning and yet you still make me laugh
Honestly for once what DF was accomplishing didn't seem so bad.
“400 Trillion years of evolution” -DF
YES,AFTER 10 YEARS I FINALLT FOUND THIS GAME AGAIN. THANK YOU, COMING UPON THOS VIDEO IS SUCH A BLESS
Honestly the coffee ghost thing had me in tears it caught me off guard completely
Now we can confirm that DF is god
“Ice and vodka?” It does make something A good time.
@Kyan_Here
2 жыл бұрын
Oh it makes Russia doesn’t it
@windowsxpidleon
2 жыл бұрын
OUR good time.
the relaxing stardew valley music in the background nice reminder that DF used to always make stardew valley videos (in the beginning of the video)
Now we know how all things were made and how the future will look, according to DF.
the stardew valley music in the backround is perfect
He should play little alchemist next
When DF said being god is fun, I got scared for a second there 😅😅😅
i find it weird that ive never heard this guy laugh and it hurts to imagine it
XD How he puts Stardew valley music as the background music
stardew valley music playing after 10 mins: makes me nostalgic...i miss the old df :c
@wickerss_
2 жыл бұрын
i thought i was going insane for a bit. i didnt know if it was actually playing or if i was hearing things lol
@ElytraAmbrosia
2 жыл бұрын
I scrolled through so many comments to see if anyone else noticed 😂
No time for sleep when a df vid comes out
(Blue border elements are "complete, basically you don't even have to try them anymore cuz they just did all the fusions.)
Imagine somewhere in a parallel universe this is the Earth's history "And before humans, and even the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, there was already alcohol and vodka. We are not sure how and why but scientists have proven this did happen."
You should get some lofi since everyone says that you are their comfort youtuber! I think it would work well with your style
evolution and DF is a catastrophic combo
this is the most chaotic asmr I have ever heard of
No one: Literally no one: DF: coffee ghost?
We finally figured out who ash’s father was: DF (He said it himself)
@Sockfish-jj6on
2 жыл бұрын
From pokemon?
Second I read the title I knew we were all doomed-(love the channel been watching for almost 2 years in total, love the content alwase💙💙
Forgive me but I’ve been watching you for a year and never realized that I’ve subbed to you yet. 2 mil is right around the corner
POV: your early and trying to think of a good comment
First
@jimmyfried
2 жыл бұрын
first reply to the first comment
@chuylopez1487
2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@victorkim1807
2 жыл бұрын
The earth doesn’t need people like you.
@akgamer1825
2 жыл бұрын
@@victorkim1807 that's mean
@chuylopez1487
2 жыл бұрын
@@victorkim1807 i don't care
"What about a wizard and a ghost?" - Some southern man, circa 1860
Again, waiting all morning for this
*gets corpse* Me that watches too much TF2: You are dead, not big suprise
"Coffee ghost" Why did that make me laugh so hard
Day 1 of thanking DF for making good, fun content for us every day, thanks DF
Damn you must be an awesome ruler if corpses we're barely created 12 billion years after the first human was born XD
DF: *Discover's new ELEMENT* Also DF: *COMBINE IT WITH VODKA AND ALCOHOL*
Didn't expect this but I loved this game growing up, love your contract DF keep up the good work!👍
This is a decade-old throwback that just came out of the left field.
My brain must just work different. In my mind, you'd want to combine the elements on the left one at a time with everything on the right. Then, as you unlock new elements, they'd be put in the queue and you'd automatically pair them with all existing elements on the right as you progress. You'd systematically unlock everything quickly and easily.
When DF said oh humans I'm gon to mix them with everything
0:34 Anakin Skywalker would think this is the best planet to live on until DF did this
Oh god yes DF as a god is da best. And it fits so perfect that he would play this game.
wow, blast from the past! i remmeber when this was a flash game on the web. i still have it on my phone but i havent played for a while.
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS GAME, SUCH A SPECIFIC SENSE MEMORY
The first 10 seconds always sets the mood for the video
I can still hear STV music in your videos, really love your vids !!!
DF's commentary is very entertaining.😂
I love your voice and this game and you combined are perfect
Judging from your gin cabinet I already knew, but this is the alcoholics first steps.
Legend has it DF is still trying to get time by doing sand and glass...
The point where DF said coffee ghost made me laugh so hard
Seeing DF mess with elements, trying to play god, makes me wonder how he'll play Black and White 1 or 2