This man definitely does not freebase cocaine

@williampollock1274

9 ай бұрын

Are you sure about that.😂

@trextrextrex

2 ай бұрын

Better hope he dont get on that Tequila. Sally look out

And I do not freebase cocaine 😂

@jessebusby7685

2 жыл бұрын

unless it's my birthday

i do NOT free base anymore😂 can’t believe no one knows what’s he makin fun of

I like it when you go with a buddy and after you or him shoot he says ok let's get the heck of here lol

I knew a guy that told game warden after he got caught poaching “I’m a pastor and the Bible says this is God’s land. So I’m gonna hunt all of it.”

@jrwc14

2 жыл бұрын

Yea I’m with u there. As long as I don’t do anything a that’s disrespectful in his eyes when it comes to the animal side ain’t no man god the right to tell me to wat do when it comes to hunting kick rocks I say.

@arttrumbo9496

2 жыл бұрын

@@jrwc14 found the poacher. God wants us to respect each other and great others as we would want to be treated. Trespassing shows disrespect to the landowner and yourself.

@philmccracken9948

2 жыл бұрын

Im guessing that didnt end well for the pastor. Haha

@williamlester4

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm the king and the scriptures say this is God's land. So I'm gonna garden all of it." -King Ahab to Naboth.

@bluegrassnnawoods8198

2 жыл бұрын

Genesis 9:3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things

Pitts is absolutely one of my favorites.. When he talks, he sounds he'd be the guy that could tell you exactly what is wrong with your 96 Chevy truck or point you into the direction of a good BBQ joint.

@realtree

2 жыл бұрын

Great description!

Lmao 🤣love the reference. Soo many people are gonna miss out on the deep reference. Hilarious

I love this tribute! Shane is underrated!

“Unless he’s goblin his brains out” 😂🤣😂

"Any turkey hunter that can look you in the eyes, and say they don't cross fences or trespass, is a damn good liar. And to prove my point, you have to understand the significance of the pants a turkey hunter wears, and the fact that the straddle of those pants wear out 100 times faster than the seat of the pants (from crossing so many fences.)" Preston Pittman.

@neeleydev2596

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t cross fences or trespass for turkey or any wildlife

Amazing spin on “I do not do free base anymore”

@jr.d8636

2 жыл бұрын

I'll do some toot now!

Absolutely in tears right now 🤣🤣

this is a great recreation of a masterpiece 😂😂

That made my day Pitts!

I will not freebase cocaine anymore.. lol comedian Shane Caldwell .I might have a lil toot or a hit a reefer but I will not freebase cocaine .

@timo9355

2 жыл бұрын

Unless it’s mah birthday! 🤣

Oh my god. At work all of us watch that video probably once every couple months. I cant WAIT to show this. Good job sir😂

I don't poach them, i nugget them 😂

You ain’t a turkey hunter if you ain’t tip toed across a property line to kill a screaming turkey 😂

"I do not free base cocaine" 🤣

@aaronn.1010

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment lol

Pitts is hilarious 😂

Absolutely Hilarious!!! I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

“Everybody needs a birthday bird” lol

This man's sideburns deserve their own museum 👏

@theswiftphil8789

2 жыл бұрын

Hes doing a bit on a classic video "I do not freebase cocaine"

lol I do not freebase cocaine

@joshhorn5131

2 жыл бұрын

But ill do a lil toot on ma birthday

@whisperingoutdoors

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you don, don't lie .... Hahahahahajk

@briargoatkilla

2 жыл бұрын

UNLESS...

LMAO! HAHAHAHAHA, I mean il. Poach a squirrel but I will not poach a gobbler! 🤣

@whisperingoutdoors

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations , you've been selected for our

😂😂😂lmaox10...wow pitts never disappoints ....😂😂😂 good stuff brother

Pure gold !

Pitts!!! Cryin lol, hilarious

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... And another line " Ah did not have sides with that turkey " but ah spilt some sauce on her dress) ......

He is the most honest dude ever

😂😂😂😂 love this!

I know what he’s talking about , hadn’t made it to rehab yet !

Love it brother!

I will not free base cocaine. Lol love this

@treywalker5827

2 жыл бұрын

We know where he stole the basis of this joke from!

Absolute gold

May or may not of hoped a fence this morning...

This is so funny so you keep it up and keep posting videos

He don't poach, he smokes them now.

Lol got a couple off the property lines back in my early 20’s now I own enough land to just watch and get one occasionally in the back yard

@bryanmercado9338

2 жыл бұрын

One day Michael one day I will be like you

Whole lot of truth as to human nature in this piece of satire.

today my Realtree Edge clothes arrived here in Brazil, I'm very happy with the quality

@whisperingoutdoors

2 жыл бұрын

It's the best kind!

@misaelcunha4435

2 жыл бұрын

@@whisperingoutdoors I totally agree, I'm a Brazilian Realtree fan.

Mencia must be so proud .

Priceless!!!!lolol

Good stuff! 😂🤣

my birthday is in april too but i ain't gonna poach no turkey

THIS WAS GREAT

This is god damn hilarious 🤣

I believe we think alot Like Pitts lol 😆

But will he do a little toot?

I do not smoke crack cocaine Now I may take little toot But I do not smoke crack cocaine

" I do not free base gobblers anymore"

This guy a trip

Spot on Pitts

I don’t poach turkeys (ANYMORE)

I will not do crack in church but if I all ready heared that sermon I Might go to the bathroom and get a hit

My Dad taught me good, shoot run grab kicking bird an high tail out, never walk on lanes an trails an I'll add one to it,always where face mask 📷

@bornfree8073

2 жыл бұрын

Turkey season is great for that cuz you wear a mask anyways, but wasn't long ago, when I was a kid in early 2000s and you didn't even need to wear about cameras.

Freebasing cocaine.

I'm from Wyoming. One of my less savory coworkers sounds just like this. How he hasn't had his hunting privileges taken away yet is beyond me

@bobohunter1776

2 жыл бұрын

Operation Game Thief will usually give you a decent reward for tips... Ammo ain't cheap.

@jonathanboerema2872

2 жыл бұрын

I think we all know someone like this.

@mikeoxhard2176

2 жыл бұрын

Hunting is not a privilege.

@jackbuendgen389

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeoxhard2176 yes it is. We have a right to bear arms, the right to freely speak, the right to religion, ect. Hunting is treated like driving. You drive drunk one to many times you get you drivers license taken away. You are seen as a danger on the road. You POACH one to many animals guess what you are seen as an abuser of a public resource and are no longer able to hunt legally hunt. Anything other than that is poaching. We as hunters are obligated to preserve and be good stewards of nature.

@mikeoxhard2176

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackbuendgen389 yeah I don't need the government's permission to feed my family. Good talk.

LoL.. great laugh for the day

@WarbirdCalls

2 жыл бұрын

Not today isis

Spook Spann...is that you?!

Unless… 😂😂

haha this is awesome!!

I will NOT poach a turkey and I will NOT freebase cocaine….. maybe on my birthday though😂

I've done all these things, it ain't my fault my birthdays in may.

Unless...🤣

Fitting 😃😎

I Do NOT freebase cocaine!

Ill do some toot now!!!

Realtree channel with Mossy Oak Bottomland camo

@WarbirdCalls

2 жыл бұрын

That's original Realtree.. yes was similar to original bottomland

@keepingitoutdoors1241

2 жыл бұрын

@@WarbirdCalls thanks for informing me. It does look just like og bottomland

This reminds me of I WILL NOT FREE BASE COCAINE ANYMORE

That's funny!!

🤣🤣🤣 damn im right down the road from Dublin ga lol I gotta check that out 🤣

The real one know what this is from hahaha

I wonder if this guy was friends with Charles Beaty lmfao 😂 🤣

This is funny...but the original is damn funny

Game warden has entered the chat

I will do a toot, but I do NOT bass the cocaine

What you dippin on?

Rip redstone rehab...

I’ve never heard more truth in a joke than have right here

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Awesome

I know people like this that’s what’s funny about it

I do not poach turkeys because I don't turkey hunt. Well, I did shoot a jake several years ago, but it was deer season not turkey season so I should be good. Well, except I shot him with a 30-06 and I was tresspassing.

O my, I couldn’t catch my breath from laughing. Good video.

No one cares about a squirrel!! 🤣🤣

I know this is satire, but it seems like it's real tho. 🤣

I told my son he smells like a turkeys butt then this popped up on reccomended proof your phone listens to you

Skit comes from Robert Howell I will not free base cocaine

I thought this was serious at first

Property lines are just a suggestion

Realtree, buddies, most of these cats don't know about the original.

Word LMAO😊

💪😎💪

you and me must be kin somewhere down the line

My mom's a gobbler ..

Unless

🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol this is funny as hell! I'm Native American and my grandpa didn't care. He would tell me: "if we follow their rules we are gonna be living like the white man. They think there's no animals out here. Bullshit!"..we respected another man's property though. Fast forward to today and now we have seasons. When i was younger, our reservation didnt have hunting seasons. So we went out and hunted whenever. I remember the gun racks we would proudly display in the back window. We would walk down the street with our shotguns as kids but our people knew we was carrying on our tradition. Only outsiders would honk and get uncomfortable ha. We were just out there living. only time we take an animal out of season is during a funeral or if we come up on an animal that has been hit by a car and left there to rot when it could feed my people who can't exactly go out and collect meat. I wonder how many more rules are gonna be thrown out there to keep us from being out there and doing what we love. As long as you don't slay every creature you see then you should be fine. I wonder how many "bums" we could save if we taught em how to fish or hunt. even gatherers could save em. They are basically camping in a concrete forest. I know there's some that dont wanna do jack shiz with their life but what about the ones that wanna do stuff like us and be content with who they are because at the end of the day, we are all people. Plus they can make a youtube channel of their comeback and how hunting saved their life. I remember eastman's journal having a hold on entertainment for hunters (there was no internet back then). Now we have Remi Warren, Steve Rinella, etc. to learn from. It's good to get different opinions.

😂😂😂

I believe it’s your decision when it comes to your own land just don’t let me catch you on mine.