the unthinkable option is just going outside

@EEEEEEEE

14 күн бұрын

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@DAK_12

14 күн бұрын

True 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@seibot187

14 күн бұрын

The unthinkable is bringing back the rat 🐀

@AMooseAteIt

14 күн бұрын

I never thought about that

@Zeldaplayer838

14 күн бұрын

Lol

Operation Unthinkable: Touch Grass

@DAK_12

14 күн бұрын

I don’t have grass!!!!!

@kolossechrodos9305

14 күн бұрын

*me who lives in a desert* yeah, about that...

@-P3NGU1N

14 күн бұрын

@@DAK_12Touch sand or snow or gravel

@mabussubam512

7 күн бұрын

@@-P3NGU1N No I just do your mom.

Super West Germany has me in tears, that's such a perfect encapsulation of this game.

@carltonleboss

14 күн бұрын

Hey, at least they have Alsace!

@Roblovjc

14 күн бұрын

@@carltonlebossdoesn’t that mean they’ll immediately cap since the only core they have is there?

@eyeblech2001

14 күн бұрын

The germans we're so bad they were punished by being confined to the hell known as "france", some say they deserved it, some stayed silent. Most of them cried

Oh dear lord, going from Italy to Japan must be whiplash in terms of the focus

@EEEEEEEE

14 күн бұрын

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@elconcaro8031

14 күн бұрын

​E

@justsomeeggsinapot1784

14 күн бұрын

Back in my day Italy had fewer focuses than filler nations

@gideonmele1556

14 күн бұрын

E

@lost_to_the_woods

14 күн бұрын

E

The germans thought going around the maginot line was ambitious. Here we have ISP going around the whole country to attack it from behind.

Only today did I notice that on the starting map, Japan's name appears on Korea, but not on Japan itself

@ScaleZenzi

14 күн бұрын

It appears on Japan too, its just really stretched out since they own the Kurils so it's hard to see

@abstract_hc

14 күн бұрын

and now i cant stop thinking about it, thank you

Making the AI go the unthinkable option and playing as Manchukuo is actually surprisingly enjoyable

I can't believe East and West Francia are back.

"Bonjour, and welcome to Japanese Germany"

@johnroscoe2406

14 күн бұрын

Domo schoen beaucoup, senpai.

I can't believe ISP shot Hirohito in his chins behind a barn

@DAK_12

14 күн бұрын

He hired me to do it and it was hella fun

@Bennyboi789

14 күн бұрын

I was there but it bounced off the fat and hit my eye

@gfdx3214

14 күн бұрын

'First the shins, then the chins'

you actually don't want to take Tokyo quickly because Manchuria gets more if you win quicker

@muratcayrl9356

14 күн бұрын

How? puppet countries can take lands now?

"What is this country?" "Oh, this? West Germany." *Cursing in French*

I still remember a time when Italy had the worst focus tree.....by the way, using hordes of communists to fight your battles for you, was very thematic!

Ah yes, the Return of West Francia and East Francia

@Ananas-280

8 күн бұрын

"I like it, and i think i deserve it"

We can also say that we went back after Charlemagne, where we had west francia and east Francia. Only this time is west Germany and East Germany

ISP here setting up a West Germany like he's a German with a specific hatred for Germany being called East Francia on old maps because of the Frankish Empire.

The unthinkable option for ISP is bringing back the rat, just give it!

@beniciounfiltered7861

14 күн бұрын

He thinks we have forgotten. Maybe some of us had. But certainly not all.

I think monarchy path is the worst, it forces you to fight through 0 supply in siberia and thats fate worse then your empire collapsing

@KokenyRichard

14 күн бұрын

Build supply🤔

@beniciounfiltered7861

14 күн бұрын

@@KokenyRichard I ain't spending 6-9 months building a supply hub and railway network in siberia to push every 3-5 giant provinces

@rogerr.8507

9 күн бұрын

@@beniciounfiltered7861 there is a way to do it, ive done it all before.

The best path for Manchuria in the game... and it involves you *NOT* starting as Manchuria lol.

15:59 France is basically Taiwan in this world

Germany being puppetted in France had me laughing for a bit

Love to go visit the famous German city of Paris

Pretty sure if you just capitulate the other Japan without rushing Tokyo you get to keep most of the fleet and all the islands, much easier than annexing Manchuria.

I can't believe we had to make a mod to give Hirohito the historically accurate amount of chins.

The unthinkable option is bringing the rat back, artillery only again, quiting hoi4 again and going outside

15:51 Japan engages in scramble for Africa levels of geographic disinterest

WHERE.IS.THE.RAT!? #bringbacktherat #armsagainstIsorrow

@JediViggo

14 күн бұрын

WE WANT THE RAT

@speckopath6288

14 күн бұрын

Where is Palden Norbu tho?

@redbasher636

14 күн бұрын

Yall need to chill

@aw2584

10 күн бұрын

Hilarious and original

I'm looking forward to obedient Manchuria. Don't think I've ever seen a player take that focus

West Germany in France, we in the business call this the "Reverse Charlemagne Manoeuvre"

FYI: "Reeducation Campaign" only gets you to at least 50% stability

PERFECT TIMING FOR MY FOOD

@Senthiuz

14 күн бұрын

What eat?

Playing as Manchuria after the Japanese civil war sounds pretty cool now that I think about it

Well that was a complete and utter shitshow. I love it

HOI4 meme challenge: World Conquest but only your puppets can fight land battles. You can only use air, navy, or lend lease to support them. If you don't start with puppets, you have to release some. 😂

@Maunti

14 күн бұрын

As Spain

fun fact, if you actually wait to take tokyo until you’ve conquered almost the rest of japan in the civil war, then the moment you take tokyo the other side will capitulate before the event fires to transfer stuff over to manchuria. makes the civil war much less devastating

After “the dog ate my homework” comes “the cat walked on my keyboard” :) As Florry would say ”oh look! A bird”

ISP straight up recreating Lotharingia a millenium later

15:58 That wouldn't even be the first time that's happened! The Franks came from Germany, then moved west and settled in what used to be Gaul. You've just made them do it AGAIN! :D Welcome to West Francia 2.0.

15:29 West Francia returns

As a Timmy who has been here forever, I can confirm, once you start playing/watching Hoi4 you’re here forever.

@ScotchWhiskey864

14 күн бұрын

*resists urge to click national focus*

6:00 The Manchurian Project focuses reduce Manchuria's autonomy and give a bunch of stuff so if you're going to eat them anyway, you might as well build them up a little so they're worth something to you.

That is one weird way to reform the Allies. But it not only worked, it even did Allies-things.

Bros HOI4 hours played is like 6 million. (respect)

Japanese Germany... In France. Sure, why not.

i remember Waking the Tiger and Man the Guns coming out and boy the focus tree powercreep sure is real

The Japanese civil war has a unique mechanic where the quicker you end it (By virtue of capturing Tokyo), the worse off you become because the military and the Imperialists will decide to flee to Manchuria instead of fight in this lost cause of a civil war

3:19 "NOT THE NAVY"

If you're both guaranteed by the same nations, they don't get involved because they can't side with both. It makes sense logically and is easy to remember.

If you take tokio as the last city then you KEEP YOUR FLEET. Thats why "Taking tokio earlie will end the war fast" is written IN RED. RED innparadox keans BAD DON'T DO IT.

Dear diary: Today the funny map man made it to the end of the dictionary and found the word "unhinged"

Petition for ISP to play Syndicalist Italy/Roman Empire in Kaiserredux Day 69

@DAK_12

14 күн бұрын

NOICE!

@johnroscoe2406

14 күн бұрын

lol funny number the only problem is now you have to stop asking

@TheRavenLord1

14 күн бұрын

I could… but I’m good.

@johnroscoe2406

14 күн бұрын

@@TheRavenLord1 That's against the rules everyone knows you have to stop at funny number.

@TheRavenLord1

14 күн бұрын

Screw the rules, I got money

I’m glad you’re here ISP

As a German Veteran and now Historian for the IFZ in Munich, my first Reaction seeing your Title in the Notifications was "You can't do anything unthinkable in WW2, that was the whole Meta" Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps

I love your videos!!

Supremely cursed - 10/10

Forever isn't forever, it's just as long as it is.

I like to think Tokuda just didn’t know where germany was and just said this is close enough

I don’t know what’s worse, being split in half or being sent to France

The unthinkable option is nOT SHOWING US THE RAT!!! DO ITTTTTTTTTTT

That map actually looks really nice

Do you need help, blink twice if you need breaking out of Paradox's basement

Nazbol Sweden: Go communist as Sweden, sign anti-Comintern pact before flipping commie, justify on Norway and Denmark, join Axis, form Scandinavian Socialist State.

11:00 I have an idea. It's crazy. So crazy it just might work! -Masters of Disguise

What makes Italy's faction cursed is that it isn't Italy's, it's Turkey's

TIMOTHY, WAKE UP! ISP POSTED!

Dude, you practically created the setting of 1984.

just put my fries in my bag bro

He didn't so much kill the allies as he did infect them like a parasite and puppet the corpse.

FYI if someone guarantees you and another country, they don't get called if you declare war on the other country. It's why countries in South America don't fight the US if they declare war on their neighbours.

when you take tokyo quickly it gives your puppet half your navy the islands and korea, if you do it slowly they dont get half your navy the islands or korea so its actually better to do ti slower

Aww, I thought when the mad-map-man said forever I just gained immortality and could play Hoi4 forever. Dang it.

Good god.

I think you can get everything at the end of the civil war. Just make sure to only take Tokyo when that makes them 100% towards cap.

Not Super West Germany, “West-West Germany” 😂

“We should take Germany and push it somewhere else”

Yes, I do like hearts of iron four how did you know ISP?

well played

My brother in christ they're going to release Hoi5 before they ever touch Japan again

Kerfuffle spotted

Japan is just the new Old Italian focus tree

With the lend lease, you have to send them the convoys first and then the rest of the lend lease

The cursed world

I actually forgot that path exists truly the unthinkable option of all time

the japanese germany had me laughign so hard

And here I thought you finally found sanity and uninstalled

The Japanese foucs tree is among my favorites, lol. Really only the historical path - but not actually playing historical. I dont mind this tree though. The civil war sucks. But tbh, with the navy Japan starts with the game isnt challenging. So blowing half of it up and loosing the best admirals adds a nice challge.

Alf Landon demands the rat!!!

Can't wait to see him nathionalizing zabiitsu or Zanzibar or chintze or or uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well yeah!

a co-prosperity hemisphere

Italy stands alone against the tide of communism

Super West Germany has a certain ring to it 😂

Whoa, im glad I woke up early

Jesus this was cursed

The unthinkable option is playing democratic Mengkukuo

HOCUS FOCUS

I’ve never seen unthinkable option Japan go well if you want a “normal game” it seems to mess with all the AI

Domo schoen beaucoup, senpai.

Genuinely, this is the only path I play on Japan

I watch these videos more because I enjoy ISP's personality Although i do enjoy the Hoi4 too, it's about 70/30 (maybe 60/40)

10:00 Monarcho-Communist Manchuria