They went from fighting their neighbors to every tribe in ancient history

@PianoHypnoshroom

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit it's the Ace Attorney guy!

@rexjolles

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit it's the naruto guy

@antoniomassaro8952

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit... ...I spilled my coffee on my pants.

@auctacius3683

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit i shit!

@tihs402

3 жыл бұрын

oh shit I shit on my toilet

I like how the brothers randomly adopt a black kid at some point in their mission.

@justsomeplantcells-

3 жыл бұрын

Upgrades, people upgrades. But In the second game, the upgrade will also get you a wheelchair old man as well

@justsomeplantcells-

3 жыл бұрын

@@simonsoupshark8009 no, the story is about where the kids found diamonds. But the place they buried it was occupied by someone else. So they had to fight them to get them back.

@maga6403

3 жыл бұрын

Adopt is funny word for enslave

@tbhyv2

3 жыл бұрын

You mean the dog :j

@dirtydan9785

3 жыл бұрын

@@maga6403 no.

"This is worse than what the pirates were doing" Right. Getting shot with a cannonball is so much better than getting an axe thrown at you

@shinobix4925

3 жыл бұрын

I think he was implying that Vikings were worse at their goal

@UnicornstalkRGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, something that sunk actual ships and were used to devastate masses of infantry... Nah, that shit weak my guy. Gotta use an axe.

@mubbisdkthegodofdeadmemes833

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i'm scandinavian and pirates aint' got shit on axes

@qualityatmosphere

2 жыл бұрын

its kinda the same thing

@waffler-yz3gw

Жыл бұрын

those are just little black rubber balls

The parents' betrayal was the biggest plot twist of my childhood

@TheManInBlueFlames

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@simonlong4718

3 жыл бұрын

true lol

@pumpkinthethird

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly I never beat the game 😢

@sapphireblue4031

3 жыл бұрын

I never got to that point whoops

@lebollsong

3 жыл бұрын

@@pumpkinthethird same mate

This unlocked a memory I didn't know I had

@HaventSleptIn30Years

3 жыл бұрын

Tru

@KitTheAnkafolk

3 жыл бұрын

Same :’3

@jacob1514

3 жыл бұрын

Saanmne

@harryfrikenbomb8601

3 жыл бұрын

I played it on FRIV Edit: its sad i can't go back and look at those games because it took flash :(

@HaventSleptIn30Years

3 жыл бұрын

Played it on flash adobe

The memories are flooding back. A biblical flood.

@user-yy2pg4bt9d

3 жыл бұрын

same. seeing the thumbnail gave me whiplash. its been a thousand years...

@con.421

3 жыл бұрын

Like, this is so true.

@nicolaspl5020

3 жыл бұрын

I have some memory's of me and my brother siting on the family laptop playing this

@chenterr103

3 жыл бұрын

Undertale reference?

@moffey3399

3 жыл бұрын

Who else was using cool math games

I never beat this game in elementary school, went back and did it recently and felt like a boss

@user-fs1fj9sj2x

3 жыл бұрын

I did took me 45 min i didn't beat the second one tho

@rexjolles

3 жыл бұрын

@acidic oreo my school didn't have chromebooks, they had first gen shitty macbooks

@user-fs1fj9sj2x

3 жыл бұрын

@@rexjolles lol lenovo's are worse

@rexjolles

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-fs1fj9sj2x and my school had iMac's with burnt in screens lmao

@user-fs1fj9sj2x

3 жыл бұрын

@@rexjolles tf how did they even work ?

"How did he live on so little health" practically summarizes the game.

@monke3387

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed, I completed literally everything in the game and the times that the low health thing happened were like 50 or more.

@explosivediarrhoea4336

3 жыл бұрын

@@monke3387 hello fellow monke

@monke3387

3 жыл бұрын

@@explosivediarrhoea4336 Hello sir with explosive diarrhoea, Do you have the yellos boomerangs?

“A game where grown adults beat up a child for their diamond” Just like real life

@rbxless

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what reality you live in, but that doesn't happen often, I think.

@drinksommilkboi9870

3 жыл бұрын

M I m e c r a f t

@ilychan3580

3 жыл бұрын

@@rbxless Africa would like a word

@rbxless

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilychan3580 Well, children are exploited to get diamond, but they don't own the diamond

@rbxless

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilychan3580 So technically it's worse

The sound of "swimming with the fishes" still haunts me to this day

@bobpobcf9723

3 жыл бұрын

Hit me baby one more time

@harrisonmoore3841

3 жыл бұрын

“I never saw it coming” “See you later” “Bulls-eye!” “You missed!” “Nice shot!”

@greatwavefan397

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobpobcf9723 His ears are too young for Britney Spears

@nekoboy-1358

3 жыл бұрын

Same..

Every 2000's kid: "N O S T A L G I A !"

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know the name of this game 😂. Buy nostalgia

@Ruich

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm

@dootanimations1687

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, I remember this so bad

@CRAZY-M6641

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it is

@theirishpotato6588

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

"our parents turn out to be evil" woah spoilers *Feels the pain of never finishing the game*

@lukenite0714

3 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain dude... I feel it

@guythat779

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukenite0714 my man :'/

@thatguy8777

3 жыл бұрын

@@guythat779 dude, same

@sneakyratsniper

3 жыл бұрын

guess i was just a g a m e r because i managed to finish it after a while because i definitely remember the parents betraying us and then beating the game

@guythat779

3 жыл бұрын

@@sneakyratsniper im sorry for dissapointing you again dad

Oh man I remember thinking the parent twist was so tragic as a kid.

@micropens

3 жыл бұрын

I never made it so far.

@solaire67

3 жыл бұрын

I was betrayed, I thought they loved me... My 6 year old brain shrunk in pain. And then years later I found out you can upgrade the rafts.

@damienfinnegan8272

3 жыл бұрын

@@solaire67 It must of been like "why did they kidnap this random kid"

@rexjolles

3 жыл бұрын

I never got that far

@ugly717

3 жыл бұрын

@★ Froggie Animation ★ there was a part 2??

“I don’t feel like dealing with these city gangsters so I’m just gonna hit them with a rocket launcher” MERICA

@deadassbird3763

3 жыл бұрын

MERICA

@necreiP

3 жыл бұрын

FUCK YEAH

@yuumiyuki

3 жыл бұрын

MURICA MY MAN

@Trap-chan750

3 жыл бұрын

murica

@delta4dev

3 жыл бұрын

AMERIC

I was obsessed with this game when I was 5, and I could never beat it

@mrayrick7631

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@son5658

3 жыл бұрын

woah trash aim i guess

@albanskigangster

3 жыл бұрын

I actually beat it when I was.....maybe 10.........or something around it

@Future_Doggo

3 жыл бұрын

Those gangster dudes with the explosive shells were dark souls level

@DrMan-nh3bg

3 жыл бұрын

I beat it when i was somewhere around 5

Who else remembers when you were given time to play on the computers at school, you play this game and you had to speed run it anyway before the lesson ended lmao.

@TechSupportDave

3 жыл бұрын

oh yes. speedrunning games was a MUST when it came to playing games in class. I think I even got a wr once on this really unpopular crappy miniclip game.

@MijitMeister

3 жыл бұрын

@@TechSupportDave true lmao, that was like me when trying to speedrun a game called "run".

@thepizza2472

3 жыл бұрын

Good ol' times

@orphanjustbekos5843

3 жыл бұрын

ya this along with electric man and run ninja run lol

@ryry6319

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t relate

Eazy’s lesson of the day: murder is poggers

@yuxintian7500

3 жыл бұрын

'just killed a woman, feelin' good'

@jayblueguy9932

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you're joking

@Seopy

3 жыл бұрын

*POG*

@FriskyD.

3 жыл бұрын

He's right

@alyzanyam5734

3 жыл бұрын

@@yuxintian7500 - Tommyinit

"I decided to speedrun Raft Wars and was barely able to keep my sanity" description: *Angry Birds*

@derpshirts8493

3 жыл бұрын

💀

@ytawesomegaming3216

3 жыл бұрын

lmao I just noticed that

@HeenaPatel253

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Konkov

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao same game I just realized

@hedgehoggamer5816

3 жыл бұрын

Haha! XD

I love how this guy is speed running all the best games I used to play as a kid!

@eukaryoticribosome7867

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt know a jedi had time to play games

@TempestMaximus

3 жыл бұрын

Best game I played when I was in mid elementary

@chrismoore6668

3 жыл бұрын

@@TempestMaximus same.

@andyvassileff6592

3 жыл бұрын

@@eukaryoticribosome7867 I didn't know super saiyan's had much time either.

@aaron7442

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Baby brother this whole time like: 🧢 “Hit me baby one more time” 😎

@SammyTheOrange

3 жыл бұрын

ACTUALLY HIS NAME IS SIMON!!!!1111!111!111!!!!!!!11

@popycorn3005

2 жыл бұрын

while his brother gets smacked in the face by a turtle bomb

"They captured our parents, so we can finally use grenades now" Mmh, I have some questions

@clintonanderson7436

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't your mama always say grenades are for emergencies only?

@tfrrandomcontent1106

3 жыл бұрын

@@clintonanderson7436 American moment American moment

@eggeggington606

3 жыл бұрын

@@tfrrandomcontent1106 USA! USA! USA!

@rockyfromtpot7346

3 жыл бұрын

Me a Canadian: what the hell are they doing over there?

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

As long as their parents arent dead, they arent orphans, so they get to live

Petition for Eazy Speezy to speed run The Impossible Quiz.

@calindarul

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@EchoTheSound0202

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@idkanameforthis

3 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

@aguynameddonto3823

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkanameforthis No.

@adamel-sawaf4045

3 жыл бұрын

YESSSSS HE HAS TO DO ITT

"our parents turned out to me evil" Me whose never finished the game cuz lunch break was too short 😮😮

@n1t-m1n103

3 жыл бұрын

IKR?!

@verbaldiarrhoea1180

Жыл бұрын

Didn't you have a Computer at home?

@user-es9zg5kx2i

Жыл бұрын

@@verbaldiarrhoea1180 yes but it didn't save the progress for some reason

My friend just messaged me today asking if I had the world record speed run in Raft Wars. I said yes and asked him how even knew about it. That's how I found out about this video. PS: The speedrun video I made was uploaded on a throwaway account I barely use.

@saulogomez4572

3 жыл бұрын

Bro pls share the link

@AlphaSkyRaider

3 жыл бұрын

@@saulogomez4572 The link is in this video's description.

@saulogomez4572

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlphaSkyRaider legend;o

@duraab27

3 жыл бұрын

Pin this comment

@yourlordandsaviorarceus8048

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, I haven't seen you since you used to be alphaskyraider before switching to Charizard

"Now we gotta be really precise with this" _completely fucking whiffs it_

@cameronknowles6267

3 жыл бұрын

What does that mean lol

@juliewinchester1488

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameronknowles6267 what do you mean?

@silverwings1954

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameronknowles6267 whiff means to miss badly

@idkanameforthis

3 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

@poo5253

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkanameforthis shut up bro stop tryna act like that other dude on yt

Everytime someone says "He's speedrunning the [n]th grade" I imagine a child cussing at a teacher and getting expelled from school within seconds with a speedrun timer

@saltmemes

3 жыл бұрын

cussed at my 5th and 6th grade teacher, for some reason i didnt get expelled

@box25o41

3 жыл бұрын

Cus percent

@dihydrogenmonoxide6748

3 жыл бұрын

Let n be 3

@zgau0817

3 жыл бұрын

Why would u get expelled

@Pureony

3 жыл бұрын

Chinese schools are strict, I can confirm

“A game where a bunch of grown adults try to beat up a child, just so they could steal his diamonds” You just described Minecraft Survival Multiplayer in a sentence

Imagine saving your parents and then having to fight them to the death

6:24 "So now we have to be really precise with this..." **Misses completely**

@memeking6963

3 жыл бұрын

Him: just do a jumpcut and nobody will notice

@cofficialc

3 жыл бұрын

F

@idkanameforthis

3 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

Omg the nostalgia, the amount of days spent playing these games almost forgotten. Thank you

The only thing I remember is that I was AWFUL at this game. **sigh** back to Papa's Freezeria it is 😔

I remember playing this in class, I must have been 10 or so. Those days seem very far away now, they were so simple. Can't help but miss them, thank you for making me smile.

6:24 "Now we have to be really precise with this" *goes over everything*

Why do you dare remind me of our coolmath memories.

@jamiegreenberg8476

3 жыл бұрын

@Lisa Bartholomew cool math converted a good chunk of their games into html but obvi not all of them and some other websites and people have also done that

@Ugh718

3 жыл бұрын

@Lisa Bartholomew So I'm presuming u also haven't heard about flashpoint huh?Lol.Like seriously tho:How many freaking people haven't heard of the flash preservation movement using flashpoint XD

@idkanameforthis

3 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

My childhood is flashing before my eyes as I lay here dying from coronavirus watching a speed run of raft wars........

@ShadesMF

3 жыл бұрын

Shit, good luck with the corona

Ah, the memories of me & my friends goofing off on the computers in elementary school. Good times.

“A bunch of adults beat up a child” So basically Technoblade

@b0tty18

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade fans rise up

@AdminDestroyer1

3 жыл бұрын

“Murder Children” -Sun Tzu

@Dan-do2pl

3 жыл бұрын

Well no he's an orphan obliterater

@silliercrayon9588

3 жыл бұрын

So is Technoblade the child or the adult

@PhineasOyna

3 жыл бұрын

@@silliercrayon9588 Techno is the 21 year old Minecraft player, and he stabs the orphans

OMG I remember playing this game as a little kid NOSTALGIA

@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai

3 жыл бұрын

Yes🗿

@jennie8054

3 жыл бұрын

Same here, but then my school teachers wouldnt let us play it because it has a curse word in it. But I would still play it at home 😎

@nanaboo12able

3 жыл бұрын

Y e s. B o I

@beybladewithpeople4591

3 жыл бұрын

Ok “kinderpinquin 69”

@idkanameforthis

3 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

I played this so much as a kid goddamn nostalgia

My mind was blown when I saw the parents betrayed us as a kid. It was so heartbreaking.

The best type of speedrunning is done in games not intended for speedrunning.

@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai

3 жыл бұрын

🗿

@Littlespree5302

3 жыл бұрын

Skyrim?

@marinduquenongcaviteno68

3 жыл бұрын

How about a multiplayer game?

@hvyjanni2901

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nX2lvJSfpJyWZM4.html

@purungo

3 жыл бұрын

Most of the popular speedrunning games nowadays weren't made with the intent of being beaten as fast as possible, so...

Game about adults literally trying to kill a baby. KZread: Angry Birds

@Ugh718

3 жыл бұрын

Lol wait is that really what u put into youtube search lmao XD

@Lootae

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ugh718 the game in the description says angry birds

@idkanameforthis

3 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

@LonelyWizbot1134

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkanameforthis no

@Yadobler

3 жыл бұрын

if you're wondering, the Game is set by the uploader, not yt, when uploading the video and setting the details, captions, annotations, etc

I played this with my brothers, and each one of us would control one character. I always played the blue shorts tan kid. I'm personally a blue pants kid main.

The kids: *find diamonds* ancient aztecs: *appear out of a tardis*

Drinking challange: Take a shot whenever he says “precisely”

@trevorphilips8504

3 жыл бұрын

Tintin

@cosmicblob8799

3 жыл бұрын

r/comedyheaven

@sanctifiedsuccubus2562

3 жыл бұрын

He said it right as I read this...

@tseye2478

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmicblob8799 no

@ijemand5672

3 жыл бұрын

challenge*

Game: Raft Wars. In the description: Angry Birds.

@bruhthecommenter1664

3 жыл бұрын

yeah they're now the same game

Fun fact: all of us when we we're young we never finish the game Edit: for those who finished the game UR A LEGEND

@PhoenixxSS

3 жыл бұрын

True I raged a lot on this game lol

@Timmering

3 жыл бұрын

I think I got stuck just past the neighbors lol

@fiskars9800

3 жыл бұрын

i actually did it

@beasternol

3 жыл бұрын

Not to be show-off but I actually did it too. It took a lot of attempts though

@ayo.2022

3 жыл бұрын

I did. Rockets were OP in that game lol

I have not even thought of this game in years and just got major flashbacks

why was TheeSizzler in the leaderboards lmao, he's a top minecraft speedrunner

@Igvm

3 жыл бұрын

This was very confusing

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

He is just a good speedrunner overall. Maybe he likes this game and felt like speedrunning

@jelly5rinm679

3 жыл бұрын

That was 4 years ago.. soo... Yea that makes sense

@Krakiolit

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he just speedruns kids’ games

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

@@Krakiolit what defines a kids game?

we really did all have the same childhood..

@deweshgoenka6111

3 жыл бұрын

Yes pretty much

@unwantedmilk4143

3 жыл бұрын

Playing this and other games on miniclip was what I did for years

@shokranhaidari1842

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

omg I remember playing this videos YEARS ago, this was a throwback, and great video!

Thank you. This brings back so many memories. I love this.

I used to play this game a lot in my child hood. Ah the memories

After the duck games, I was wondering when this one was coming, one of my childhood favourites.

2:16 *I R O N I C*

This game is like a fever dream for me. I played this a lot when I was 6 or 7 and I didn't even remember the name of it until I saw the thumbnail. That thumbnail just brought back really hidden memories from the back of my head.

When EZ said " I swear" near the end of this run, that came straight from a place of malice

This game is such a classic. I remember playing this on CoolMathGames

@melodyparker3485

3 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@melancholiclonging8641

3 жыл бұрын

Yep lol!

I remember playing this a very long time ago. A spark in my memory

I always played that on cool math games every time I had free time at home or in class, I was fairly bad at it and I never got to the end to see that plot twist of the century. Thank you, the nostalgia was real.

6:25 “now we have to be really precise with this” proceeds to miss*💀

"Instead we care about all the murder we are going to do" -EasySpeezy 2021

@idkanameforthis

3 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

Wow. I can’t believe this is legit still. It’s been years. Thank you!

OMG THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES

“For today” Is he gonna play the second one?

*Me noticing how the titles are slowly expressing the depreciation of this man’s brain cells.* Keep it up! Poggggg.

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

While watching your speedruns of old nostalgic games I used to play I remembered of this one so I searched the name on internet without success. two days later this got in my reccomandations, thanks

Mom: you got 10 minutes before we leave Eazy: alright bet

Im once again asking for Ben to speedrun “I am bread”

I remember playing this when I was a kid and I was LIVID with the final level and cried at the thought of parents killing their children. I literally quit the game from that point because it was too tragic and never played again. Good to see others felt similar.

10 min is a bangin time! I speed ran this game with a few of my friends a few weeks ago and the fastest anyone got was a little over 15

Why did I never question the plot or choice of enemies when I played this

When you’re so early even the people who bless the comments aren’t here

@noname-qs5ev

3 жыл бұрын

a

@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai

3 жыл бұрын

🗿

@buttermebuns6974

3 жыл бұрын

Bles

@whyle5318

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai uhhh

@cometflow1557

3 жыл бұрын

@@whyle5318 you a veteran or a reg ranger?

I used to always play this game in school, glad it hasn't been forgotten yet

Played this years ago,kept finding it until now.thanks for the name.

Raft Wars was one of my favorite games, this brings back so many memories

Lesson of the day: Murder is not a crime,it's just a process of life

@idkanameforthis

3 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

@vbgvbg1133

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkanameforthis your videos are great, keep up the good work

Me and my sis man, the ending was the plot twist of the decade for us.

Damn, this is making me feel so nostalgic. I remember playing this on Gamepost.

Eazy: Firing Axes is worse than what the Pirates were doing! Also the Pirates: *C A N N O N B A L L*

Who else remembers this as their childhood flash games

@MarioManGaming

3 жыл бұрын

I do

@deadassbird3763

3 жыл бұрын

Friv

@wanderingwobb6300

3 жыл бұрын

I remember my mom used to get angry when I would the shooting games on miniclip. She still gets annoyed by shooting games. Haha

@veronicawexel1291

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadassbird3763 I played every single game on that website. I never beat Raft Wars or Red Ball tho.

Damn. This was one of those games I played when I was little. So many memories.... So much Nostalgia

This brings back so many memories

I remember beating this in a hour and being SO PROUD ... you best in 10 minutes *sigh...*

"I can finally stop going insane , for today" -EasySpeezy 2021

This brought back memories

I remember playing this game in my room in the evening, when my parents were talking to realtors to sell the house, I completely forgot that I had this memory

My man just speedran my childhood in less than 10 minutes

Me: "I want Angry Birds" Mom: "We have Angry Birds At Home" Angry Birds At Home:

One of my favourite games of all time. Also one of the few games where the sequel was actually good as well.

Oh man I haven't played this in YEARS, it's amazing to see it even still exists

Can we talk about how after he reset the run he saved around 2 whole minutes that's a pogchamp

@Wreathe2017

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh I was thinking the same thing except since he didn't show the footage this run shouldn't count

@julymorris6367

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wreathe2017 considering he recorded all of it the edited footage is just for the youtube channel. He probably submitted the full video for proof as per the rules.

@Wreathe2017

3 жыл бұрын

@@julymorris6367 ya u right

6:24 “So now we have to be really precise with this” 💀

im glad i found this channel cause i remember playing this

Danggg.... Memories and nostalgia hit really hard

*These were the best memories when I used to play this game*

@edfelipe1199

3 жыл бұрын

The savage ones always screwed my runs xD Really good memories

So you’re saying “I sold my sanity to get this game” now this is content!!!

I remember playing this game when I wasn't supposed to and I thought they looked a lot like south park characters, just green.

The Gate of Secrets has opened in my mind... *Ooh, the nostalgia*