I love how they have no ACTUAL methods to prevent people from landing, they just look at you and say "no," then wait to see if your smart enough to listen.

Cannon events on Catachan: A Tyranid Hive fleet arrived, spent about a day in orbit then left because the world was too hostile. An Ork Waaaagh attempted to take the planet…. The locals never saw an Ork come out of the foliage, nor were there any Orkoid Fungus found. Chaos Demons were summoned to try and help take the world for Khorn. The Demons got ‘Nam grade PTSD and refuse to be summoned back. Guilliman arrived after all three of these events happened in the same year and offered reinforcements. The locals responded “We were under attack? Huh, they must have left! We’re good.”

@mad_ozzy

24 күн бұрын

Catachans are the embodiment of The indomitable human will

@knarfola

24 күн бұрын

I feel like this sounds like a typical day in the remote Australian country 🤔

@wordless7242

24 күн бұрын

The funniest thing is that humans found the way to live there.

@udhavbhatia6424

23 күн бұрын

Must have made headlines on Terra if G man showed up

@pichughost7974

23 күн бұрын

There is a saying i think about life, i think it fits here! ​@@wordless7242

The fact that a hive fleet attempted to attack Catachan and the world itself said nuh uh that’s all I gotta know to not go there

@charlesparr1611

24 күн бұрын

Also there was a demonic incursion and NOBODY NOTICED. Seriously.

@Ragnarra

24 күн бұрын

Kinda like Fenris.

@P.W.N.ed_9000

23 күн бұрын

Tyranids: *clears throat* why is it spicy?

@falconcorbin3830

23 күн бұрын

Fuck no that's the best planet to live on

@honeybadgerdontcare

23 күн бұрын

​@@P.W.N.ed_9000Because you booped the snoot

"only 4 of us left? but we started with over 20!"

@Zakvadr1995

24 күн бұрын

Hey that’s a better rate of attrition than the Mechanicus had!

@mad_ozzy

24 күн бұрын

The catachan face Eaters are very happy today 😂

I know everyone wants to see the Catachan as Rambos. But... I mean, with the world... I just see them as Aussies.

@voltron8375

24 күн бұрын

The people who lost a war to Emus?

@shade419

24 күн бұрын

@@voltron8375 I mean... yes.

@archapmangcmg

24 күн бұрын

@@voltron8375 the people who did sprints up and down a beach while dancing around machine gun fire. The Turks thought the Australians were making fun of them by running messengers in front of machine gun nests and surviving. And the emus lost when the war was changed into a bounty hunting system…

Just like Australia, the primary spoken language in Catachan is screaming, meaning that this tourist guide has had extensive training in Gothic.

@Merilirem

24 күн бұрын

The only ones screaming are the idiots who didn't learn the actual language and thus didn't understand what "Don't touch that" meant.

Wait…Is Catachan just Space Australia?!!

@blank2276

21 күн бұрын

No it's super space Australia

I was given this vacation by an inquisitor! He said I would love it!! And gave me a lazgun.. is that normal?”

And the only building somehow that's still standing is the gift shop😅

The way Isander in coda describe it is amazing and very accurate to what I have read

Catachan seems like a great spot to holiday actually

@Ragnarra

24 күн бұрын

Yes to get rid of the family members you hate.

Kriegers would go to catachan for a break

What way was double death? I will go full on doom slayer yeye

That path that had been safe? Barking Toad

Im liking the doubke death path lets explore it.

Awesome 👌👏😂😂😂

Still better than Birmingham travel agency.

Ah, Home. Nothing like it. XD

I’m one of those inner world people

Catachan, the galaxie's Australia.

An accurate depiction of how it feels to be a queer person living in Barcelona.

Is it possible to enter with intent on assimilating into the local population?

Face eater *tries* me *takes off mask*

What do you mean double death?

@chrisb9143

22 күн бұрын

You die, something brings you back to life and they you die even more