Draco Malfoy’s Guide To Flirting: 1. Continuously refer to the fact that your crush’s parents are dead 2. Make fun of them at every chance you get 3. Call them ‘pOtTaH’ 4. Insult their friends 5. Finally meet up with them and ask them, “How was dying?” BOOM THEY WILL LOVE YOU INSTANTLY

@bythrne

2 жыл бұрын

very true.

@donholder3595

2 жыл бұрын

Why so funny I'm diying🤣

@DeluluSwiftie13

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@mayatimes14

2 жыл бұрын

I tried that 😂 also 😍🤍You may not be really, REALLY good-looking, but you're pretty damn close!

@nicoleyang2220

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 very true 🤣

My favorite scene. Draco: does anyone like harry? Ginny: Me. Draco: he's mine! Hermione: *sad* Ginny: *crying* Me, Ron, and Drarry shippers: *celebrating*

@daydream_goddess7324

3 жыл бұрын

Ron's face is soooooo CUTE!!!!

@rickycranmer5698

3 жыл бұрын

I SHIP EVERYONE IN HOGWARTS

@rickycranmer5698

3 жыл бұрын

Well not everyone obviously I SHIP drarry and harco pansimione and rosie

@OddistyBlitz_

3 жыл бұрын

Fr Ron was so happy he was like "O.M.F.G. YES."

@alyssaarvelo7280

2 жыл бұрын

*me waving my wand and points it at Ginny*me yelling:AVADACANADA B######

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Literally Absolutely Nobody: No Human Being That Has Ever Lived Or Existed In The Fictional World Or Earth: Draco Malfoy: *So How Was Dying?*

@justabasicgemini1302

3 жыл бұрын

How would respond to that? Me: *I dUnNo MaN pReTtY fUn If YoU aSk Me*

@dailydoseofidiot1940

3 жыл бұрын

Peroit-

@nicolevickery3088

3 жыл бұрын

GReaT MaN!

@tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007

3 жыл бұрын

I love these responses- 😂 😂

@Heyitslizzie09

3 жыл бұрын

@@justabasicgemini1302 same lol

We love a supportive Ron 🥰

@exoticbutters1366

3 жыл бұрын

Yesh most of the vids he's a mean boi

@frug6231

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@hollieduffy870

3 жыл бұрын

Yes*sips tea*,the only vid that does not have mean ron

@AkkieBabie

3 жыл бұрын

No. We don’t love him. ... We Stan supportive Ron

@melol560

3 жыл бұрын

Yes we do!

10:13 Dumbledore arises from the dead just to say ship...

@missluna_

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@FaithTeddyElizaArePerfect

Жыл бұрын

🤣 hahaha

@tsuki2164

Жыл бұрын

MUAHHAHHAAHHA GO DUMBLEDORE GOOOO

@nicolaatkinson2658

3 ай бұрын

Bro said back from rhe dead then dies again😂😂😂

@panicx_x

Ай бұрын

cuz its ship

Draco: So how was dying? Me: thats really what you ask him?

@romanarashid5590

3 жыл бұрын

I mean Dray is known not for his smartness but his hotness and the name of the Malfoys, so what did you expect? 😂

@yumekojabami7440

3 жыл бұрын

@@romanarashid5590 i-

@romanarashid5590

3 жыл бұрын

@@yumekojabami7440 you?

@romanarashid5590

3 жыл бұрын

@@yumekojabami7440 sweetie, Dray is literally my favorite character, I don't like Potter, let alone think he's hot, every time I watch the movies, I skip it, just to see Drake {yes I also call him Drake}

@yumekojabami7440

3 жыл бұрын

@@romanarashid5590 oki UwU

WhY dOeS vOlDeMoRt HaVe No NoSe?- BeCaUsE hE rAn InTo ThE wRoNg WaLl At ThE tRaIn StAtIoN! Not funny? Okay. :> An edit after a year: I actually forgot about this comment, but I'm really happy It's still making people laugh!

@no.6265

3 жыл бұрын

I find it hilarious! xDDD

@iiheartlora6106

3 жыл бұрын

𝓑𝓐𝓗𝓐𝓗𝓐𝓗𝓐𝓗𝓐

@hashane.

3 жыл бұрын

Thats from pintrest-

@shoenotfound1149

3 жыл бұрын

I cackled when I saw this

@ArronJustice

3 жыл бұрын

No not funny, hilarious!

The GLMM: *Gay panic* Me: *loses it*

@becca3445

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that it’s so relatable

@TotallyNot____

3 жыл бұрын

i know lol

I love how Dumbledore came back to life and said "SHIPPP!!"

@Emerald-star

11 ай бұрын

I literally thought the exact same thing

Ron: *pushes them together hoping they would kiss * Them: *too innocent * ‘sorry’ Ron: **nooooo my shippppp**

@virien13

3 жыл бұрын

Ron shipss

@asherrahizon7605

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone ships them even pansy now

@shinso...884

3 жыл бұрын

Yep ron ships

@donholder3595

2 жыл бұрын

Why so funny🤣

@your_local_freakish_alien3049

Жыл бұрын

Ron was the first.

I just realized snape is like a hogwarts eraserhead

@jessicasparkes2408

Жыл бұрын

Draco is bakugo...

Nobody: Gacha people when angry: So you have chosen Death

@lynxechh

3 жыл бұрын

Theyre kinda creepy tho ngl Is it just me-

@xxaidanpheonix5465

3 жыл бұрын

True tho. But still. I'm pretty sure most of us are anime weebs xd. uwu Like me. Who recognises JJ? aheem. IT'S JJ STYLEEEE! If u know what I mean. We're best friends now 😏👍

@galaxiauniverse4632

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@g1anna.000

3 жыл бұрын

But they aren't even scary... legit their just being cringe af

@Momo_Momo-

3 жыл бұрын

@@xxaidanpheonix5465 now I recongises JJ XD omgggggggg yuri on ice was amazing :D

I love how Draco says Slytherins don't cry but he was crying after the whole breakup

Dray"hOw wAs DiEiNg?"

Was it just me or did the lyrics of the song and the mood of it (im talking about lemon boy) fit to well... aM i WrOnG!?!?!

@justabasicgemini1302

3 жыл бұрын

I was watching while I was supposed to be working, so I wasn't listening. Then he started singing and I was so confused.

@sisikomim

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm

@dailydoseofidiot1940

3 жыл бұрын

Yes that song but the ultimate drarry power ship song is “bad word”

Draco: How was dying? What I wanted Harry to say: DOPE LMAO

Voldemort: *Climbs his way out of the ground* Voldemort: IM ALIVE BISHHH

The tears are coming- the tears are pouring- and theres the waterfalls... wAaAaHhHh- aww thats so cute - WAAAAAAH

@indecisiveted7751

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to cry but her face at the end pff- 14:17

Atleast now there’s a world where voldy doesn’t feel left out bc everyone doesn’t have a nose lol

@daydream_goddess7324

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO I'M DYING 😂😂😂😂😂

@tsuki2164

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO I ALMOST FELL OF MY BED WHA

@PinterestButterfly13

Жыл бұрын

I say in gacha no one has a nose except for voldy

@user-ct9cf6ez1g

Жыл бұрын

@Jellyfish Gamer bAAAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHGGGHA

"How was dying?" *"it seemed so pure."* Me : THEN DIE

@MYFATHERWILLHEARABOUTTHIS069

4 ай бұрын

No one to Harry : Me to Harry : DIE I WANT DRACO!😂 (Edit) Harry mind after kissing Draco: oooooh maybe I can 😂

Harry: I’m scared Malloy Me: *really you’re gonna calll him Malloy when u guys are dating,.... really!?!*

3:45 i've never really seen a supportive ron so i just love how ron is like "fucking FINALLY!!!"

Bloopers: Draco: “You’re a bastard, potter.” Harry: “YO DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOM A WHORE” Draco: “WHAT? NO-“ *static* Draco: “Will you be my bf?” Harry: “Of co-“ Ginny: “WHO SUMMONED ME” *static* Pansy: “Harry you gotta believe me! Forgive Draco!” Harry: “...” Pansy: “I LIKE WOMEN- I MEAN HERMIONE!” Everyone besides Pansy: *Bursts into laughter* *static* Voldy: *Blushes at Bellatrix* Ron: “You can stop being a lovebird you bald mango lookin-“ *static* Draco bumps into Harry Shippers: “IS THAT ROMANTIC TENSION I SENSE” Draco: “CAN YOU P L E A S E SHUT UP” *static* Draco: “How was dying?” Harry: “Wow. Out of everything you could’ve said you ask me how my death felt” Draco: “STICK TO THE SCRIPT, GOOD GOD” *static* Draco: “Who’s your crush?” Literally everyone watching: “BITCH, ARE YOU STUPID?” *static* At the Voldy and Harry standoff: Harry: “EXPELLIARMUS” Voldy: “CRUCIO” Harry: “WAIT WHY’D YOU USE CRUCIO” Voldy: “ASK NEVILLE’S PARENTS” *static* Draco: “Well he’s bi and he’s mine” J.K. Rowling: “Don’t forget, Dumbledore is gay! :D” Draco: “Who the heck-“ *static*

@Moonlit._.shade020

Жыл бұрын

👏Dumbledaddy 👏 is 👏a👏gay👏wh0re 👏for 👏grindleh0e👏

The cuteness is killing me it’s so cute Even Ron knows the ship Like Somebody else said the waterfalls are coming tears happy tears No sadness 🥺 now it got 😞sad

@bakugoukatsuki8948

3 жыл бұрын

I- Todoroki are u crying?

9:32 “I wanna tell you something” My mind straight up said: “ I’m pregnantá”

@Moonlit._.shade020

Жыл бұрын

Hurrrrrrrprftftftfthajajajajajklaklklklkllbrbrbrrbbebrbrbebrbrbbrbrbr hrrrraaaaaasasassaaaja

@MYFATHERWILLHEARABOUTTHIS069

4 ай бұрын

Bruh 😂😮😅😢

Harry: to close * Next scene laying on top of each other *

@daydream_goddess7324

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking about this 😅

No one: Ginny: no homo. Thats the rules. Draco: uh oh no ice up on yup (No funny ;-;)

Bellatrix looks adorable in this I-

@eri_chan8303

3 жыл бұрын

12:11 just the small dance is adorable

@donholder3595

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh😑

If you ask voldermort “what do you want for Christmas?” I bet he would respond with “a nose-“

@thatoneemokid3442

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh for real though lol🤣

what the BLOODY HELL is that?! wasn't snape dead?! oh by the beards of merlin! he is alive! my sweet sev is alive!

@qloqing5462

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jailynus3897

3 жыл бұрын

WHEEZE

@MrBcassell

3 жыл бұрын

Ok then.... 911 what ur emergency?

@_innokid_istgbye7797

3 жыл бұрын

YESS WE HAVE TO THROW A PARTY EEEEK

@yeetone6910

3 жыл бұрын

Always...- proffesor severus snpe that on time before death

3:45 BRuH BhahHhahahHh 😂 harry: *kills voldemort* Me: TeLL mE i HavE A List Of PeOpLe

10:13 Dumbledore came bake to death to say SHIP for Drarry🤣😂😆

I haven't watched a single harry potter movie in years. This makes me wanna watch all of them.

When they had their first kiss I II like had a fangirl squeal and then my sis was like uhhhhhhhhhh.... u ok ?? Ha...TuT

@Valerie_4ever.

3 жыл бұрын

The fan girl is me-

@angeln1521

3 жыл бұрын

same and omg I squeal so quietly I don't even think I can call it a squeal edit:I just found out that you can edit your comments I created this account like 5 months ago and I have been on this app for like 6 years (like when you have a different account)

I like how Harry forgave Malfoy after bumping into him for years of bullying, but Harry can’t forgive him for an accident he‘s apologised for about 5 times, lol

I love the part where Dumbledore says "ship!!!"

10:14 Dumbledor: SHIP! Me: *Dies of laughter*

We want a dramatic fight! Victoria the Slytheryin: No.

Server: *Pansy joins chat* Me: YESSS NOBODY IS DYING TONIGHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!! Edit: I was also screaming this entire time weather it was bad or good xD

Can someone explain to me why is my house flooded?

@FN4FCR4ZE

Ай бұрын

Help💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Me : **watches** Also me : **subscribes and likes** You : Should I make this a series? Me : 😆 HELL YEAH

“How was dying” Me- what?- 👁👄👁

@louisbasile1905

3 жыл бұрын

That part was weird 😅

Wrong fandom alert : Every time I see Harry, and I can’t see his scar- I see Percy Jackson

@atlantasatlantis13420

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@ezrabugg

3 жыл бұрын

I have read Percy Jackson and don’t understand. Please explain?

@atlantasatlantis13420

3 жыл бұрын

@@ezrabugg Harry has black hair and green eyes, same as Percy, but Harry has glasses and a scar

@ezrabugg

3 жыл бұрын

@@atlantasatlantis13420 oh ok ty for the explanation

@atlantasatlantis13420

3 жыл бұрын

@@ezrabugg ur welcome

Dumbeldor: *SHIP!* Me: *laughing and kinda dying * My sis: are u goin crazy or somethin?

I thought pansy- Oh nevermind

Literally no one: Me: lEmOn BoYyYyYyYy *voice crack* YeEeYy Neighbours: tf Me: ........YeAyEeEeOaI

imagine if rick riordan had written harry potter, well. drarry would be true, the gay couples would be true, and draco probably would have died then come back becuase he likes to kill blonde boys- RIP Luke castellen, son of hermes 😔✌️ RIP(maybe) Will solace, son of apollo, and gay boy with nico de angelo also anyone else wondered if harry is ripped, or draco?

@professor_lightpost8666

3 жыл бұрын

Yessss someone who reads Percy Jackson

@atlantasatlantis13420

3 жыл бұрын

PJO FANS RISE UP

@varshini.k6471

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot Jason Grace, son of Jupiter 🥲😭

@nerdyadhd3534

2 жыл бұрын

Hunny you forgot octavian and jason we can't forget jason

ooh~! u should make a series but ur fans can choose how the story goes!

@victoriatheslytherin4733

3 жыл бұрын

Omg your actually a genius!

@basicbread2162

3 жыл бұрын

@@victoriatheslytherin4733 lol 😂❤️

@zeeeeep

3 жыл бұрын

@@basicbread2162 she's right A G e n i u s

@FaithTeddyElizaArePerfect

Жыл бұрын

That doesn’t sound like it will end well

Every time my parents say "We need to talk" Closeted me: 2:05

Dude amazing I love it but after the war snape was eeehhhh ded

@victoriatheslytherin4733

3 жыл бұрын

Yeahhh but I decided to bring him back😂

@dianagordon6908

3 жыл бұрын

@@victoriatheslytherin4733 How? Oh I know magic!

@zeeeeep

3 жыл бұрын

@@dianagordon6908 if that's the case we can bring Harry's parents back as well- 👁️👄👁️

THIS IS THE BEST SERIES I HAVE EVER WATCHED

Draco POV: slytherins dont cry slytherins don't cry.... Me: THATS A LIE YOU- YOU- U YOU HOGIST- (For those who don't get it its sexist but hogwarts version 🤣)

@exri.4032

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHHA

@justabasicgemini1302

3 жыл бұрын

*Noice*

@zeeeeep

3 жыл бұрын

But I cri alot-

@bootii762

3 жыл бұрын

@@zeeeeep aw dont cry 😌

@anonimus5563

3 жыл бұрын

I am a Hufflepuff so I can cry..

the end just warmed my heart; "Welcome to the family" he never really had one.

OMG THIS IS SO GOOD!! Okay I'm jelly:,)

YES PLEASE PART TWO PLEASE I LOVE THIS. ITS THE BEST DRARRY I'VE SEEN.

POV: you clicked on actedent and you loved this and now WANT A SERIES!!!!

You should make a series out of this in my opinion

@thatoneemokid3442

2 жыл бұрын

YEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

SERIES YESH

ginny: heartbroken Ron: I SUPPORT DRARY so what if ginny is heart broken i dont care its not like she is my Sister

*Slytherins don't cry* Me a Slytherin: *Crying while watching how upsetting that scene was*

I love how Ron supports harry

YES PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES, THIS WAS SOOOOO GOOD! I need another on to live #Drarry

Draco:"and only sees you as a friend" Ginny:"N....no...!!' Me:YAASSSSS XD

My god your OC design is amazing and you need more subs

@victoriatheslytherin4733

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh, your so sweet thanks!

@kashyap__scribbles2218

3 жыл бұрын

@@victoriatheslytherin4733 No prob and I subscribed to you

@kashyap__scribbles2218

2 жыл бұрын

@@victoriatheslytherin4733 I remember this video.... Ah nostalgia ..

3:03 it’s probably just me but draco’s face reminds me of the joker 😳🃏

My friend telling my bf I'm gay: 😝 Me:actually bishes I'm bi😜

My sis when she she’s the “should I make this a series”: MAKE A SERIES YEEE YEEE

Ron is actually my favourite character in the Mini movie. We love a supportive Ron. 3:53 Poor Ron

At the end Narcissa was like: *SHIP!!!!*

Is it just me or “bi and mine” kinda smacks

Draco:you love me?? Harry:yes I would die for you

The fact that this drarry story was made with a song that is now going viral on TikTok and using it on drarry is like a dream come true bro

Yes, SERIES-IFY IT IMMEDIATLY. In case you dont get it, turb this into a series.

@FaithTeddyElizaArePerfect

Жыл бұрын

You have just created the best word ever

Ron: I'm gonna try to make u cheat on my sister 😏🖐😭

I love you for including Going Down in this! This was amazing by the way 🔥❤

Bro was so happy when he said” kidnap him”😁👏 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why did I wanna cry. **steals mothers acc**:'>

Is it bad that Ginny is my favorite-

@victoriatheslytherin4733

3 жыл бұрын

Ofc it’s not :)) everyone likes someone else!

I love how when things go depressing it turns into a music video 😳😳😳

IM IN LOVE WITH THIS STORY

Uhh hate to to break it to you but the guy on dracos shoulder isn't harry it's Blaise ;-;

@victoriatheslytherin4733

3 жыл бұрын

Umm can you say the minute and second of the video? I don’t know where it is

@imnotangry_iminpain4401

3 жыл бұрын

Ik you probably didn't mean it but that sounded pretty rude I was just saying

@victoriatheslytherin4733

3 жыл бұрын

@@imnotangry_iminpain4401 I’m so sorry! Ofc I didn’t mean it! I come of as mean sometimes

@imnotangry_iminpain4401

3 жыл бұрын

@@victoriatheslytherin4733 it's ok I under stand but when you look closer it's actually Blaise- O SHI- srry I just realised that it's just harry wearing dracos robes and tie oof sorry

@exri.4032

3 жыл бұрын

@@victoriatheslytherin4733 agreed. what minute is it? Pls tell us :) thx!

draco: Slytherins dont cry slytherins dont c- *Me already crying*

Lol I love how Draco asked how dying was-

this is so good i started crying….STOP RIGHT NOW….i can’t 🥺♥️

Oh my God my ship has sailed like I love this ship this is my biggest ship and whenever you asked,"should I make this a series?" I yelled as loud as I could," YES!!!!!!"

Harry-too close Also Harry-* sleeps on draco *

PLEASE SEIRIES!!!!!! I’m physically shook with how good these are

Draco:"How Was Dying" Me:"WAIT WHAT" Harry:"Nice Actually" Me Again:''WHAT!!! IM SO CONFUSED"

I LOVED THIS SO MUCH!!!😍😍😍👏👏👏👏

YOU. HAVE. TO. MAKE. THIS. A. SERIES. OR. WE. WILL. DIE!!! BEST DRARRY GACHA MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me reading the polyjuice thing me at first: ._. Me now:ohhhhh so someone else had a crush on draco

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THAT I SAVED IT TO EVERY LINK ON MY PHONE

Ron be like: *MY SHIP HAS SAILLLEDDDDDD* (For Draco and Harry at the start)

We all love a little gay panic 😂😂

Ofc you should make this a series this was so good!

OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!

YOO SUPPORTIVE RON ITS A ✨️ MIRACLE ✨️

DRAARRRYYYY❤❤❤ love this video❤❤

"How was dying?" -Draco Malfoy, 2020

I don’t even like Harry Potter that much but this- this was to pure-