*Other Raft Players:* "Hey guys! Check out my awesome Raft base!" *DF:* "My raft is the raft that will pierce the heavens, span the seas and consume entire islands. Also, llamas. Because yes."

* Shark charging at DF * “Oh there he is to welcome me home.”

@plausibillity2032

4 жыл бұрын

I love how the title makes it normal to make islands disappear

@marbly5p369

3 жыл бұрын

sev! nuggetz lol

@Sseranity.

3 жыл бұрын

nezuko-chan~~~~ LOLLLLLL

"Its nice and tall, but it doesn't look like it has enough circumference" A man of girth I see

@niceballsjoseph1597

4 жыл бұрын

that's enough youtube for today

@SoggyCoffeeAddict

4 жыл бұрын

I had a comment like that directed at me once. The guy learned to appreciate more than what's at face value (I'm sad to say that it was a fight, and not a fuck. How amazing that would have made the story)

@nekoctrl2124

4 жыл бұрын

How stretchy is he?

@mewxtherealitygod4706

4 жыл бұрын

@@niceballsjoseph1597 ok see you tomorrow

@omega1575

4 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Next Video: When You Make The Entire Ocean Dissapear in Raft

@SoggyCoffeeAddict

4 жыл бұрын

When you build the entirety of the raft ocean into a box

@binhturtle179

4 жыл бұрын

Remind me of the April fool joke where the ocean became sand

@dontdie2755

4 жыл бұрын

DF: good video idea its gonna get me some moola

@-loarado

4 жыл бұрын

*in a raft

@zacatyoutube237

4 жыл бұрын

Please do this DF

There’s a foundation armor in the foundation section with the hammer, makes it invincible to the shark. Also if your raft gets disconnected at like a bridge, it’ll stay if there’s like more than 2 foundation, you could have “two” rafts but they’re still connected

@alstonrodriguez5888

4 жыл бұрын

Oh nvm just watched him do the disconnect

@scoutbite4334

4 жыл бұрын

He knows about the armor but it takes another one to place so he doesn't do it. He sais in the last video

@throwaway80345

4 жыл бұрын

@Darth Vader | Well, sometimes he builds a second foundation next to the first one.

@scoutbite4334

4 жыл бұрын

@@throwaway80345 thats just for the shark

@throwaway80345

4 жыл бұрын

@Darth Vader | I know, but instead he could build armor

a typical day for DF sailing across the ocean on his pyramid battle ship

@adammitchell115

4 жыл бұрын

Full of llamas

@jimskywaker4345

3 жыл бұрын

jaffa cree

@DesertDog

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimskywaker4345 I see that you too are INDEED a man of culture.

How the Egyptians explored the ocean..

@SoggyCoffeeAddict

4 жыл бұрын

Is that why some pyramids look like they sunk in the middle? From all that sailing upside down? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤔

@Aquav_c

4 жыл бұрын

cupcake kitten no it’s how they was built

@SoggyCoffeeAddict

4 жыл бұрын

@@Aquav_c I know, it's pretty much drilled into your head for multiple years of school. Always hated useless knowledge like that

@hannahh8952

4 жыл бұрын

cupcake kitten if you wanted to be historian than it’s not useless

@adrianna4846

4 жыл бұрын

Hannah Huynh pretty useless as common knowledge, though lol

how to stop your ship from moving in raft Everyone: build an anchor DF: *build a pyramid over an ENTIRE ISLAND*

Its not a df video if he doesnt make himself go through all this mental pain

The best moment of any DF video: when he says "whoops" in That Tone There's just something so amusing about it

The Egyptians would be proud. Carl Wheezer would be ecstatic. Your Computer would be overheating.

I feel like its gonna evolve into something even bigger i can already imagine DF making a galatcus raft that swims around and swollows the Islands whole

@lkimberly2064

4 жыл бұрын

He needs a raft that can let islands go inside it but after he's done with them leave them behind [have numerous "boarding ramps in a 'hanger bay' below that can let him go over the island, get onto it and then leave it like the was it has been].

The title is accurate in more ways in one. He’s doing this in raft, and the island is disappearing into a raft.

@lkimberly2064

4 жыл бұрын

Now he needs a giant raft but go about like he only had a small one!

@hertzzgames

4 жыл бұрын

Is clickbaitn't

@drizdropz9512

4 жыл бұрын

L

@aquavxbe8500

4 жыл бұрын

thats cool but i don’t remember asking

That is like your personal mantra "Lets just do this until the game breaks"

when you don't get notifications but just happen to check KZread at the right time

"Lets get some friends!" 5 seconds later "Get off my raft"

You know, your voice makes the video so much more hilarious because of that carefree but funny tone that one can get addicted, one could say that its DangerouslyFunny- oh wait...

Try enabling motion sickness mode to disable waves. (could save some frames)

@guiii0696

3 жыл бұрын

he doesnt want to save frames, he wants to kill them

@joshuavandewouwer3859

3 жыл бұрын

@@guiii0696 true

I wonder if you can build in a way that traps the shark. Basically box the shark in, then see what kinds of things you can do with it. Fill the box with llamas or sharks to see if they will fight...

@Lofi.z34

4 жыл бұрын

Nice idea but the shark swims under the raft and bites any open edge. So you can make a giant square and armor piece the edges. And you can't build underwater

"I havent even done anything yet and the games falling apart" made my day! haha XD LOL!

I died laughing at the end when he kept falling in with the llamas and when they were coming through the roof

This whole operation was just claustrophobic and depressing. I loved it.

7:11 *_”Fun is not something one considers when balancing the universe, but this...”_* **A N E R R O R O C C O R R E D**

Ok, does anyone else love his voice? Every time i hear DF talk my heart is filled with joy

I recommend playing Moons of Madness... Seeing you interact with the shark, I wonder if you can even be scared... ^_^

A Dyson Sphere has nothing on a DF Pyramid

@eugenideddis

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, he’s just building up. There will come a day when he builds a true Dyson sphere.

@lkimberly2064

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that be a DF sphere?

@MEANLEANBEAN

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a DS this is a DF

DF is not playing God. He is playing man. As he is towers above the Heavens

DF: lets make an amazing video Game Mechanics: I think No

@kritpetcharayutpan9380

4 жыл бұрын

DF:oh yes it is

Yay! another raft video!

This just damn impressive.

I am always agog at both your commitment to creating a goofy idea, and how tight your editing is so we, the audience, don't get to see most of your hard work. Thanks

I wonder how much better the game felt for df after going into a new file without a huge bridge and tower

i like it when diversify and break games other than rogue likes

I thank you for every video. It passes time for me. I'm sickly and I love your sense of humour. It helps a lot.

DF: "Plus I kind of want one with, you know, animals and stuff." Me: Well, if you hadn't chucked those llamas off the raft... 😒

Me: So how do you benchmark a your computer? DF: I make humongous buildings and bring a lot of llamas to see how much my computer can handle all of this.

"and if you guessed spawn a billion llamas you'd be right :3" had me cackling xD

I just love DF’s taste for the videos’ music

He Keeps Finding a Way To Make Every Game He plays More Hurrendous.

The reason it feels like the island is moving and not the raft is because the game is like a treadmill and you stand still. Basically the ocean moves but your raft stays in the center lmao

DF has a way with words that not many have

Soo happy you're playing this again, thank you df!😄

He is a man of focus,commitment and sheer will

I love your sense of humor and am astonished at your dedication. I wish you luck and wish to tell you to keep it up! Happy Grinding!

Your voice is calming but also has a touch of chaotic neutral

All I saw was the thumbnail... and part of me just knew... this was a DF video. Never change. Love the content.

Is it bad that when he got to 19-20 fps that's just what my games look like normally? Except with worse graphics settings

What about, "putting 1000 llamas in a 1x1 box"

as a fan of building pyramids in minecraft, this is really cool

How tinks Dangerously Funny and James Bucket should Collab

DangerouslyFunny "the game is running so smooth" him 2 minutes later "I haven't done anything and the game is already falling apart"

anyone else notice the llamas saying "actually i want to be inside the pyramid" at 11:55 ?

Before I even start the video... I was just thinking to myself (as I was trying to figure out which of your videos to watch that I hadn't yet watched), "It's too bad DF doesn't have another one of the Raft videos; I like those..... And heeeeere we are. XD *starts the video* XD

oh look, goa'uld landing pad.

@richardmoore5347

4 жыл бұрын

DF, KREE!

@SmonkTheGreat

4 жыл бұрын

I got that one right off the bat lol, you deserve a like!

Turn on the option for removing seasickness, the waves stop altogether and you might be able to free up a few more fps :)

Oh, the bird is here. 2:13

A neat idea might be creating Pelican Town in raft, seeing as the raft is assembled in squares and SV is tile based.

@lkimberly2064

4 жыл бұрын

Seagoing?

I don't think I've ever been on a video with less than 1 thousand views before, it's great to see the algorithm likes you.

"I mean, it's pretty big I guess" "Now that I'm up closer it's definitely not big enough" "It's actually a little bit bigger than I thought... it's a considerable size" "I think with a few adjustments I can make this top even nicer" "I didn't realize parts like that existed" "In a perfect world I'd be able to fill the entire thing up"

I don't know If you will see this or if you'l care, but a game I think you might enjoy is Subnautica. It is an underwater survival exploration game, and it is really fun. Knowing how great you are, I am positive you could invent all sorts of ways to break it.

"He should be eating me by now-- well look at that here he is to welcome me home" Why is that so funny?

I always look forward to these videos.

I love that all of DF’s videos are titled like clickbait but then they actually go through the pain of making it real

Illuminate confirmed i new df had complete control of the government

Omg... How much time you spend on your every video... that's amazing

It's almost like the game didn't register that any of the separation between scaffolding and land devouring wooden pyramid

The obvious next step is to cover the whole pyramid in sails and then pilot your island across the high seas like the pirate equivalent of a battle moon.

He has the most calming voice

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this guy this KZreadr has an awesome sense of humor and I also love his sarcasm as well🤣🤣

"Sorry guys i don't make the rules I just kinda do things". Should be Dm's motto

Sadistic Architect buries hundred of llamas in his pyramid colorized

1:05 boy More sails and engins...more POWER

You're a mad man and I love it

We have been over this: the raft isn't moving. The raft is the center of the game world and the world simply moves around the raft.

You should’ve given some of that land to Linus. He sure could have used it.

Hey DF I like this game you should play more

DF is a Goa'uld confirmed? As he casually builds a wooden Ha'tak.

Are you thinking the same thing I am thinking? NOAH'S ARC!!

@lkimberly2064

4 жыл бұрын

Not DFs Terrarium?

Why the heck is his voice calming

I think you should play the game "Skul".

Someone need to make a gif of the "aliens" guy with "df" instead ... Now we know how they build the pyramids xD

Wow this seems like a scaled down version of the cover the entire ocean

Can u do a strawdew valley walkthrough some time

Him being kalm abt everything he is doing is kool

And this is how Ancient Egypt built the pyramids

Love you DF!!

I think you would have fun messing around in House Party

12:58 my game when I play it on minimum

How hasn't this man's PC burst into flames yet?

@bengal4047

3 жыл бұрын

It's resigned to its fate

If you surround an island, then as the waves go up and down slowly constrict inwards towards the island, then your actually able to lift the island out of the water. I saw it on a jeromeasf video

Our problem is not the FPS, it’s the fact that placing enough laaamas to theoretically fill the hole won’t work because the lAaAmas don’t stack

This guy sound like the type of dude to sound sarcastic but he’s not trying to be sarcastic

When you delete multiple islands in preparation for making an island dissapear

*That's the way Raft was meant to be played...*

Him and graystillplays should do a collab on the raft

you should give some downloads to your insane stuff.

Ahhh the frames

This is so fucking majestic.

How i perceive this video "Sacrificing llamas on my pyramind raft"

At this point next video should be you making a giant floor going in all directions, because you raft wouldn't be moving, no islands would spawn.