I felt physical pain when you never used battle plans on belgium. Planning bonus is super important.

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

I forgot

@phonzell4755

5 ай бұрын

@@kristibbs-lg9gy bro forgor ☠

@sejozwak

5 ай бұрын

clearly not, he won

@leontes

5 ай бұрын

@@sejozwak he would have won much faster w/planning imo. You know more about cores than actually playing the game anyway :trollface:

@sejozwak

5 ай бұрын

@@leontes young man...

I live for low budget ISP and his inability to use the vanilla peace conference system

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

That sucks so i wont use it ever =))

@neko6803

5 ай бұрын

"I wanna watch ISP" - "No we have ISP at home!" - ISP at home:

@privatecanook

2 ай бұрын

But the peace conference system is ass wym bro 😢

@user-wg8sv5pe4r

20 күн бұрын

@@neko6803 Is 1 GB per second not enough?

In my opinion they should add a mechanic that if a nation gets nuked it can choose to surrender. Like the Japanese event

@Conofive

3 ай бұрын

well it adds to capitulation progress and by that point of the war japan would have been far into capitulation.

@FishwicksREAL

3 ай бұрын

Well, think about it this way. Nuking Japan can cause them to surrender, even if you own 0 core states of Japan. Your logic doesn't work for HOI.

@oi-cj1pz

2 ай бұрын

@@FishwicksREAL I would make an argument based on realism, but then again, this is HOI4 were talking about here

@naturalbornpatriot6369

Ай бұрын

Another cool mechanic would be to be able to decommission a taken navy of like France or UK. Every type but heavy + option or something? It would either buff your own dockyard output like the deconstruct Czech forts etc, or add a production bonus like selling stuff on the market, stripped for parts so to speak. I think navy is super cool, but the AI does not know how to make a good ship, let alone build anything other than ‘36 or prior.

I knew you were a real Romanian when you stole my heart

There's a meme where a guy goes to heaven and god says "You have to justify and apologize to killing every person you've killed in a video game." Good luck with that!

Luxembourg, mouring the 8 million deaths Meanwhile, in Moscow: Sir! We've take 100 million casualties! Stalin: *Gunshot* 100 million and 1 now

Throught this video I felt a sense of sufocation, as if the memories of that one time I pushed through the USA with millions of chinese soldier from my puppet came rushing in, a feeling of anxiety and dread, of tiredness and quiet anger, but this is on another level of pain... god,

I went to hell and back to help you wit that thumbnail

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

Fake news

@windowsmistakeedition6150

5 ай бұрын

Nice pfp 💀

@DDLCMC

5 ай бұрын

@@windowsmistakeedition6150 I am you but better

@windowsmistakeedition6150

5 ай бұрын

@@DDLCMC Nuh uh (u not femboy so no)

@gilbertxaviertansri9c853

5 ай бұрын

​@@windowsmistakeedition6150 Nah jit trippin

Your pain has not gone to waste comrade

I was planing to do this one day while staying democartic. Thanks for the guide to mostly copy off

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

I strongly advise against doing this.

@The_good_guy_rabbit

5 ай бұрын

​@@kristibbs-lg9gy na you know what they say. Cant the internet clout without loseing a few hundared brain cells.

@austria-hungary7680

18 күн бұрын

@@kristibbs-lg9gy especially NOT a 1-province state (Gdansk).

That's a lot of damage! - Ireland. After being nuked by 1k bombs

20:09 I feel so patriotic when I saw that. Thank you Chris, for this… Beautiful image

@Algernonthecoolest

5 ай бұрын

U😮😊

If you go down the fascist part of the generic tree then flip communist, you can get the recruitable pop modifiers and the weekly manpower. Its p useful :)

I see Kristibbs u reaching high level in suffering in hoi4

such a sneaky leaky peaky. but good time spent. long live kristibbs cos u gonna need it after this

POV: historical Is turned off

@austria-hungary7680

18 күн бұрын

it is. But i'd digress.

Luxembourg has officially and army now. The entire world will tremble in fear got me cracking😂

37:25 = british eye candy i went into overdrive

This didn't just look painful It looked like Torture

When you're stuck late game. Do modern tanks and unlimited CAS, that usually does the job.

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

I had 24 divisions of 42 with tanks but they where not much of a help. The mechanized infantry was waaay more useful for me. Also CAS was not really an option because the enemies had around 150k airplanes combined and i started the war with 15k and could not really keep them alive.

No way ISP do the alf landon playthrough with the rat

Finally he has become a true hoi4 yter

Congrats on having a good computer. I would do this if it didn’t take 23 minutes for HoI4 to load the title screen. Also I keep forgetting HoI4 is this cursed

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

Don't really have a good computer. It would not have taken me 35 hours if i had.

@clipPRmusic

5 ай бұрын

@@kristibbs-lg9gy If you don’t have a good computer, I have a shit computer 😎

@bringbackdislikes3195

5 ай бұрын

Well yes.@@clipPRmusic

20:20 BRUH THIS WAS HILARIOUS

I think bro was addicted to say ''Fucking'' in this challenge :DD

I think that the reason why you haven't boomed with popularity is because you swear a lot and KZread hates swearing so they're probably slowing your channel's growth. Great video! Keep making more like them!

@kristibbs-lg9gy

2 ай бұрын

I did grow quite a lot tho. And fuck KZread they can suck me.

Now monarchist norway world domination .

I felt similar when i did a world conquest with dio's empire in crossover worlds mod (it took like 5-6 hrs). Not as much but it was enough for me to quit the mod

@boraipek7355

5 ай бұрын

I might do it again

@-darkly-7492

5 ай бұрын

smh i can't even invade a goofy small country because i suck idk when i try to attack i always lose the battle i even use battle plan bonus

Ye bro historical mode is on. The historical mode:

*13:13** Belgium still exist in CONGO.*

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

😔

@C.A._Old

5 ай бұрын

@@kristibbs-lg9gy Based History.

How the f*** I skipped to the end to just take a peek at how far he got how the hell did you do this

this was such a feaver dream to watch :D I can't imagine going through this myself, thank you for doing it for us :D

17:12 I believe its because you have like 2 capital ships while they have like 40

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

Might be.

I skipped 5 darn minutes and I already see the most cursed non historical ever

@kristibbs-lg9gy

Ай бұрын

Well next time watch the entire thing!

@noobplaysgamez

Ай бұрын

@@kristibbs-lg9gy I did almost and gotta say, Im not attempting that 😭

I dare you to "play hoi4 until 2024 ingame year" challenge

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

No thank You!

They should add a decision for Luxemburg that when you control the world you can core it

I can confirm. Americans have two moods: "Leave me the fuck alone," and "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!" Unfortunately for us and the world, we've been stuck on the latter since 1941.

I'm sorry for you, that's a lot of pain

I wanted to be mildy entertained through your suffering in creating the Luxemburg Empire not touching tips with Italy 😭

we need a counter to see how many times you said fucking, lmao

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

Every 3 words

Why didn’t I think of this ,🇬🇧☕️☕️☕️

Great run

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

No not great run =(

looks like fun

"i am playing in ironman mode in historical" "german civil war"

I’m from Luxembourg and I can approve that Luxembourg got rich because of the mines

cant wait for bro to glow up

New sub🤯

This is pure pain

Isp is already low budget isorrowproductions 😭😭😭 Low budget isp approved, based man, i subscrive

I skipped to the end and saw this dude invading mongolia as benelux

@kristibbs-lg9gy

3 ай бұрын

You should te have skipped.

"ive never been more excited to touch tips with an italian"

i can hear your rage

Morocco non- aligned

Thanks for not buying steel from france, i got subbed only because of that.

Luxembourg has a dream!

Je n'aime pas me faire posséder par des luxembourgeois !

battle planning into usa in 1947 is fucking wild

Still waiting for the heat death of the universe

sea of irradiated cobalt

Id love to see someone do cuba

Form Austria-Hungary as Croatia (released by Italy)

37:20 lets make thte stones disapear :D

Truly

I like how bro just acted like nothing happened when Ethiopia declared war on Palestine

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

I honestly did not notice i see a lot of people talking about it =))

Good. Now release everyone as free nations and do it again.

ayo the 99 problems reference at 32:00

that thumbnail is fucking legendary

The Argentina thing, lmao.

Looks painful, I should try this

@kristibbs-lg9gy

4 ай бұрын

DONT

@spacenoob10

4 ай бұрын

@@kristibbs-lg9gy my 9 yr old computer (that’s broken) wouldn’t handle it anyway 😂 plus I’m fairly new to HOI4 (although I’ve watched Hoi vids for years)

use more like tech extended to make this a little easier

´annex all´ 🗿🗿

Klosterdach

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

What?

1st game was very "historical"

Your funny will sub

6:21 omul meu a scos acentul de roman 😅

Honestly one of the funniest hoi4 youtubers out there. Just a shame your following is small, keep it up tho🫡

how long would a history lesson be in the world you created

@kristibbs-lg9gy

2 ай бұрын

Very long =))

Why does luxembourg look like a low poly render of ethiopia

@kristibbs-lg9gy

2 ай бұрын

I don't think it does wtf =))

actually you can flip with a civil war IF you are a 1 tile state like Luxemburg :}

@kristibbs-lg9gy

4 ай бұрын

How

@CCCP-yz2ux

4 ай бұрын

It's just how the game works try doing the civil war as Luxembourg it should just automatically flip You

@kristibbs-lg9gy

4 ай бұрын

You cant click the button to ignite the civil war. It requires you to have more then 1 state.

@CCCP-yz2ux

4 ай бұрын

@@kristibbs-lg9gy must of patched it :(

Merry christmas y'all

Thanks for the shoutout.

Why is historical usually far more borked than non historical

Play Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial EmpirePlay Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial EmpirePlay Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial Empire

ww2 but it is ww1 with modner wapeons

nice video bro

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

Thanks!

Hi merry xmas! Can you not build 100 drop plans and make 4000 manpower a day with the bug?

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

Merry Christmas an what are You even talking about?

@espokolesmenny2157

5 ай бұрын

@@kristibbs-lg9gy I will now explain in detail. You can make a full wing of transport planes. Split the squad into two, then merge. With this, you can generate 4000 manpower. As Luxemburg I tought you will do so. Hardcore Luxemburg world conquest. 🌍

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

The only exploit i used was the port thing where encircle a port and troops keep coming there. And i had player led conferences on. Because peace deals in hoi4 are broken and most of the time in big wars there is not enough points to take all the enemy territory. And also it happened to me that with 25% war score i ended up with only 4% of territory so i tried to avoid that too.

this doesnt rlly look historical mode.. frick revoulutions

you completed it by the time MLK jr was assassinated 😭

25:40 Portugal wanted to join your faction bro!!!

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

I did not want them.

@bulgar_balkan

5 ай бұрын

​@@kristibbs-lg9gy You could've used they're air bases and then invaded them after the war, but just saying.

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

@@bulgar_balkan What was i gonna do with Iberian air bases when fighting in Germany?

@bulgar_balkan

5 ай бұрын

@@kristibbs-lg9gy you've got a point.

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

@@bulgar_balkan =)))

gg

Bhutan world conquest when?

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

When i will be healed from this one...

You seem to have forgotten that you suffer from immense penalties when attacking from a fort.

@kristibbs-lg9gy

4 ай бұрын

WHAT? IS THAT A THING?

Cuss word counter when?

@kristibbs-lg9gy

24 күн бұрын

Never. IT will take up the entire screen by the end of the video

50$ is 50$

i felt a pain in my heart when u didnt use either flame tanks or space marines

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

To this day i don't know what a space marine is. And i considered using flame tanks but they got nerfed a lot.

@timmy8558

5 ай бұрын

@@kristibbs-lg9gy what id do is keep the division design on the first gameplay and then add an antiair tank so u can cut producing anti air as the tank will act like an anti air, its cheap puts armour and piercing

WC as kuwait :)

always love a slavic accent :)

Thank you good sir. Now to think of my next request....

@kristibbs-lg9gy

5 ай бұрын

😥

@FelidaeEnjoyer

5 ай бұрын

A recommendation since you have the power here, what about world conquest in MLP? Pick a nation, easy or hard, basic tree or unique, or even semi-unique? Another, more reasonable for the eyes and viewer count one would be one of the many ottoman empires if you wanna make him be excited but not have fun

*TRY IT.*

bro your english is fire xD like mine is