“How about you stop talking and finger?” Was once said in my band class. We’ve never been the same ever since.

@Ballislife63737

Жыл бұрын

Bro my band teacher says that everyday, sometimes he says “Just shut up! It’s not that hard!” Edit: Holy shucks bro 100 likes like what thx

@Elli0tt.mg.

Жыл бұрын

My band teacher once said "Finger your D" 😭 she meant the note

@vale.latarada7935

Жыл бұрын

Do you have Temu?

@AceOfStars0

Жыл бұрын

WHO SAID THAT CUZ ISTG IF IT WAS YOUR TEACHER-

@mewoisbest8851

Жыл бұрын

@@AceOfStars0 The man is way to pure to say something like that. It was some other kid who realized after what he said and instantly regretted it. Live in a pretty Christian dense area.

“I’m gonna finger your gonna blow” you would be suprised how normal those terms are in the band world

@larz-barz

Жыл бұрын

me and my best friend say stuff like that all the time just for the dirtiness

@GP-qi1ve

Жыл бұрын

*you're

@_Isabelle-Happyness_

Жыл бұрын

Fr 😂 i play clarinet

@DanGoose

Жыл бұрын

@@GP-qi1ve 😐

@jimplayzr

11 ай бұрын

@@GP-qi1ve 😐

Only one type of person can say that and not realise what they’ve said. A musician.

@kamiplaysviolin

Жыл бұрын

I mean I play the violin And one day my g string snapped and it did so I told my English + math teachers while complaining It took them a second I forgot about it too 😃 The brain rot of a musician

@g0blin_T04sT

Жыл бұрын

@@kamiplaysviolin OH NO- THAT TOOK ME A SECOND-

@kamiplaysviolin

Жыл бұрын

@@g0blin_T04sT RIGHT! IT’S LIKE #&#&*@&# Yeah!

@monicahinojosa7657

Жыл бұрын

@@kamiplaysviolin I play the violin to and that is like worse than losing a chicken or bunny

@weilin1944

Жыл бұрын

​@@kamiplaysviolin i play the violin and im so confused

As a musician I can confirm that we say the most sus things as any other person and can usually say them perfectly with a straight face.

@lachlanmaclean1693

7 ай бұрын

Spot on

@PixalChamp

5 ай бұрын

So true

@guineapigs6043

3 ай бұрын

Fr

@guineapigs6043

3 ай бұрын

And then our friends say ummm and then you realize and you both burst out laughing 😂

@vihaansm3439

3 ай бұрын

never forget to Bsus

"I'm gonna finger and your gonna blow "💀 Hahaha we all know whats next 😂😂😂😂

@CloudiiSybilAcrhive25

Жыл бұрын

XD THAT COMMENT KILLED ME

@simonmajlesi6129

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@mr.luckypov6936

Жыл бұрын

“Your gonna bow and ill do finger this time”

@YourWorst._.Nightmare

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.luckypov6936 yuh💀

@zxcjason3619

Жыл бұрын

B t b k t t b t k

“make sure you’re doing the fingering right” - my 7th grade orchestra teacher

@giyutomioka6355

Жыл бұрын

STOOPPPPPPPP😭😭😭😭🏃

@jivgirl

Жыл бұрын

💀

@InfinityMage498

Жыл бұрын

That’s why I love the number sextillion

@jessicaigba6271

Жыл бұрын

RELATABLEEE

@Biscuit431

Жыл бұрын

WHY IS THIS RELATABLE 😭😭😭

I’m in band and once the principle walked in on my band director saying “ok guys finger along with me” I have never seen anyone look that disturbed

@rachels_runningxx3027

5 ай бұрын

The most average band rehearsal 😭🤣

@ainsleygilson6869

4 ай бұрын

My director to the trumpets after they missed an F# for the 5th time: Trumpets! Is it this finger *waves index finger*, or this finger *waves middle finger*? The trumpets in unison: IT'S THIS FINGER *flipping my director off*!!!! The superintendent and principle watched this entire exchange lmao.

@Fire_9596

3 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@ainsleygilson6869 the director had it coming

@ainsleygilson6869

3 ай бұрын

@@Fire_9596 Indeed lmao

Once my orchestra friend was very disturbed by the tuning he overheard: Band director: Push in more Bari sax: But I can’t see my co- Band director: Doesn’t matter, push in

@goatplaysguitar

10 ай бұрын

As a non bari sax player, I want to know what “co-“ was supposed to be

@frostboi77

10 ай бұрын

​@@goatplaysguitar cork, as in the cork that goes ard the neck of the instrument under the mouthpiece

@GingerVixen

10 ай бұрын

@@goatplaysguitar it could mean what frost said, or the little cork thing in your sax to make your sounds cleaner. Not many sax players use it but I’ve seen people using them.

@mymo_in_Bb

8 ай бұрын

​@@GingerVixen What are you talking about? Also I'm pretty sure in this instance it's the cork on the neck, since it's the relevant piece of the saxophone here.

@frostboi77

8 ай бұрын

@@GingerVixen i have no idea whats that lmao

“I’m gonna finger, and you’re going to blow” **sigh** “let’s go to the comments section”

@Anime_Arika

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@Iusis

Жыл бұрын

YUHHUH

@-.axolotl.chan.-7514

Жыл бұрын

S A M E

@loganmichel6562

Жыл бұрын

fr

@dexerony6070

Жыл бұрын

Youre damn right

As a band major, I’m immune. I have to hear stuff like this so often and I trained hard to hold in my laughter.

@dorykrysz

Жыл бұрын

My high school music club goes thru these every single day yet we can't stop laughing every time 😂

@LeilahHelm

Жыл бұрын

​@@dorykrysz omg SAMEEEEE, buts it's like the same person causing problems but it's still HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

kid in my band class was having trouble hitting super low notes (plays euphonium) and the trombone sitting next to him yelled “LOSEN YOUR CHEEKS!” the room erupted with laughter 😂 😂

Dudeee I used to play percussion in band with two other kids. One day we got our sheet music and the girl next to me playing the bells looked at her music and saw that she only had D natural to play for her part. So she loudly exclaimed “ohhhhh I get a lot of D!!”. My band teacher replied “yes you get D and nothing but D” me and the entire class realized lol and started laughing hysterically but the girl and our teacher had no idea haha 😂

@celestialily6519

Жыл бұрын

“Harder! Firmer! Pull in! Firm up your cheeks!” - my 8th grade band teacher

@Totsss_

Жыл бұрын

@@celestialily6519 😂

"I'm gonna finger and your gonna blow" i didn't understand until they laughed💀💀💀

@_Omri

Жыл бұрын

lemme guess what they did after they filmed this video

@dhandrieable

Жыл бұрын

@@_Omri she teached him the violin next 💅

@_Omri

Жыл бұрын

@@dhandrieable yeah and he was using the stick to make her enjoy😏

@dhandrieable

Жыл бұрын

@@_Omri the music💅

@TheCarpet-

Жыл бұрын

Good, you’re not dirty minded

Bruh the wording😂 Edit:Thank y’all for all the likes!

@blvvdy._.amberx

Жыл бұрын

132 likes and no comments? Let’s fix this

@lyricheart6870

Жыл бұрын

213 likes and one comment 😶🤨

@Icey_Editss

Жыл бұрын

Holy crap it’s me but Icy is spelt worse than mine!

@mikadedicado2968

Жыл бұрын

Exakt 1000 Likes i don't ruint that

@adriey23

Жыл бұрын

@@blvvdy._.amberx What do we

Orchestra teacher telling us how to bow on the G string: "You need to press harder; just push"

@evgenijamesaros1926

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHHAHAHA

@lilj3467

11 ай бұрын

That’s necessary to hit the g spot yk

@yeetdragon2413

8 ай бұрын

Today in orchestra two cello girls were looking at each others cellos and the teacher asked why. One of them said: "We're looking at the shape of our cellos, because her cello is flat." Then there was a discussion about cello sizes and curves on the instrument

@galaxium4540

6 ай бұрын

us violins have the f hole and we do fingerings and positions...

@5L33PYH34D

6 ай бұрын

@@galaxium4540 ah yes and while bowing you have to grasp the tip to make good noises

I can relate, band class is filled with dirty minded children and the teachers say the weirdest crap

@TheWeirdestArtist

5 ай бұрын

Yes and the weird band terms “finger” “slurs” “blow”

Y'know, my band teacher was right when she said music was dirty. That's why whenever I play the saxophone I blow a long D, it's so long I have to come back up for air.

@dylanjaks4728

Жыл бұрын

ay wait what

@D4rkYT-Gaming

Жыл бұрын

No way, I’m the master at fingering. No wonder my friends say I’m a jazz natural, I spice up the room when I blow A minor.

@Beelsoranges

Жыл бұрын

BAGAHAH LMAO

@dihydrogenmonoxide6231

Жыл бұрын

don’t forget “pull out” “push in” etc

@suno6498

Жыл бұрын

for real, i play guitar so i end up fingering a minor a lot💯

Nah cause why are there so many ways you can make band sound dirty 😭 when I first started learning saxophone I had a really hard time playing D and when I finally got it I yelled, “I JUST BLEW A PERFECT D!!!” 😳

@jameswilkerson4412

Жыл бұрын

Better than someone playing an F, then A, then G through an amusement park (yes, he still works there-only other band people could recognize the notes)

@Acast4545

Жыл бұрын

Ikr like we have to blow into instruments to make a sound IT ALWAYS SOUNDS SO WRONG I play flute and sometimes I just do the fingerings and I say I'm just gonna do the fingerings and it sounds so wrong

@caleb2824

Жыл бұрын

Have you heard trombone dirty before, we have slides, lubricant, and white milky stuff for our slide😂

@Chorro38

Жыл бұрын

@@caleb2824 LMAOOO NO WAY 😂

@dihydrogenmonoxide6231

Жыл бұрын

plsss i play clarinet and high d was so hard to play at first, i once loudly said “yay, the d came out!” lmao

I recently had an assembly at school and the guy had some type of instrument this guy has and this guy just casually says “yOu HaVe To LeArN tO fInGeR iF yOu WaNt To PlAy WoOdWiNd InStRuMeNtS” everyone was dying of laughter with out dirty minds 😂

my band director once called himself “the fingering master”

@lunars_fan

4 ай бұрын

WHAT 😨

This is my band teacher. He be telling the flutes, “Smaller hole, blow harder.” 😭😭😭😭😭

@emilymcdaniel6308

Жыл бұрын

I play flute😂

@lazy_ruth5221

Жыл бұрын

@MagicalFlutePlayer sameee

@Melanie_1100

Жыл бұрын

@@emilymcdaniel6308 I play clarinet lol

@duolingo4u

Жыл бұрын

I play trombone 😂

@duolingo4u

Жыл бұрын

And that is the exact same thing he tells us 😂

I just started playing oboe this year, and it’s a really fun instrument to play lmao

@kayliesawyer8448

Жыл бұрын

I've played since 5th grade and I'm in 8th now! There's gonna be hardships but keep going!

@tranquilfates4690

Жыл бұрын

@@kayliesawyer8448 dang, any tips?

@kayliesawyer8448

Жыл бұрын

@@tranquilfates4690 Get good reeds. I had really crappy reeds up until this summer, and my playing has improved so much.

@kayliesawyer8448

Жыл бұрын

@@tranquilfates4690 are you playing in a band or anything?

@tranquilfates4690

Жыл бұрын

@@kayliesawyer8448 hmm I think I do have pretty good reeds rn and yes I am playing in band

band/orchestra are literally the most wrong classes to someone who isn't in either. like my band director will be saying normal stuff like "blow harder guys" "more" "check fingerings and positions" and some random kid will walk in giving a pass or something and they'll be terrified 😭

@thegoodwitchluzura

5 ай бұрын

That kid be like "What the fuck is going on in there".

Bruh, there is this one kid in my band class that plays saxophone. She had to pull out her mouthpiece a little because the band director told her too, and one of the percussionist said " yeah, you need to get better on your pull out game" bro 💀 I heard an AYOOO across the room. I literally cackled.

My section member was asking about what gloves we wear during marching band. He asked “should I get the fingerless?” And I, very loudly said, “no. You’re getting fingered.”

@ExitSiign

Жыл бұрын

Somewhat antithetical to actual goings-on - clarinets and piccs get fingerless

"I'm gonna finger and you're gonna blow" **Two hours later** "Ok time to play the oboe"

@HelloThere.....

Жыл бұрын

Damn 2 hours dudes a champ

@OneAddiction369

Жыл бұрын

2 hours damnnnn

@gagicamisto1803

Жыл бұрын

​@@HelloThere..... well, they are young...😂

@pacenal_18

Жыл бұрын

Wtf bro

@daikimakibosh4397

Жыл бұрын

That rhymed 10/10 creativity

True story - one of my music teachers had a very immature sense of humour. During one lesson he came up to a classmate who was working on his composition assignment and asked how he was getting on. My classmate said “I’m just doing some fingering sir” to which the teacher said “that’s what I like to do Friday night”

"Make sure you get the fingering right" "Now lets airplay and finger" -eighth grade band teacher

“I’m gonna finger and you’re gonna blow” 💀💀💀

@I_LoveWaffles5

Жыл бұрын

2 seconds later *OMG* 💀

@0kami._.0n-_-Paws

Жыл бұрын

That sounded so wrong 😂

I was teaching kids how to play the oboe and I said the same thing. I recently got released from jail.

@BelugaVR1

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@sidneyw477

Жыл бұрын

Like actually or not

@python2198

Жыл бұрын

@@sidneyw477 bruh

@Uncle_Jacob

Жыл бұрын

Well i think its the context that matters. It didn't help that you didn't say it in the context of the instrument you were teaching. LoL

@monicahinojosa7657

Жыл бұрын

AH UH SAVAGE POLICE OR KIDS😂

Fun fact: I’m pretty sure oboe is one of the hardest instruments to learn how to play So he is actually quite skilled

A lot of my friends are in band, unfortunately I’m not as special, but anyway I hear them say the wildest things 💀

"im gonna finger and you're gonna blow" bro nah that's the most dirtiest thing I've ever heard with my own ears 💀

@eepy_akiiioo

Жыл бұрын

Welp it's normal for me because I'm in band💀💀

@Gojo3643

Жыл бұрын

I’ve heard worse

@just.sara.13

11 ай бұрын

@@eepy_akiiioo same

@c4itlinchillin

7 ай бұрын

​@bozenastaszel2256it's about se-

Bro the weird sounding stuff is so relatable because in my band class my teacher will say something and it will just sound so wrong 💀

@alexthomas8502

Жыл бұрын

Literally and it always happens in band class 😭

@eepy_akiiioo

Жыл бұрын

​@@alexthomas8502Fr😭

"I play the boe boe"💀

I am still not sure if you're a couple or brother and sister.. since you two just fit so well together

So I always play my trombone better whenever my lips are wet. Well, one day I was talking to a friend, and I said pretty loudly: “the wetter the better!”. My life was ruined from then on 😫

@starstruckkz16

10 ай бұрын

I mean they dont call it a tromboner for nothin (This is coming from another fellow trombone player lol)

@Elisuperxwerwol25

6 ай бұрын

NOO- 💀

@ninesglasses

5 ай бұрын

i can see that as a person that plays the trombone😭

Musical instruments can sound so dirty sometimes I can't 🤣🤣 I am a pianist and when I started learning, I was learning the note names and how each one sounded. I can't forget this 🤣 When I got the perfect C and D keys on the piano. I screamed out saying : I PLAYED WITH THE PERFECT C AND D ! 💀 Didn't realise it until my parents barged in demanding what did I meant. When I realised, I died out of embarrassment and the worst part my sister was recording it. She sent it to my teacher 💀💀💀

@Gronkadonk

Жыл бұрын

I as a trombonist don’t finger, I simply slide all over the bone

@Adyaenchantingrecords

Жыл бұрын

@@Gronkadonk woah

@RealCalamity

Жыл бұрын

I wonder what they will say if they heard you saying that you played [A] Minor perfectly

@Adyaenchantingrecords

Жыл бұрын

@@RealCalamity I'd be dead then for sure 💀

@beasthunter200k

Жыл бұрын

I can play in a minor

Later that night: "Can you teach me oboe once more?"

@VincentPriceFan1911

6 ай бұрын

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

@Emma-lq6wt

6 ай бұрын

AYOOO OK MAN WA-

this short is iconic 😂😂😂

We need a vid of her teaching you the violin

@kjnsefbiwaheufb

Жыл бұрын

yesss

@Samseneon

Жыл бұрын

When I started I couldn’t even make a noise

@thepenguin898

Жыл бұрын

YASSS, it’s so hard, trust me i’ve played it since i was 3 and a half

@Madi.starsss

Жыл бұрын

I've been learning violin for 2 weeks now, and I can't seem to make the bow make sound for some reason

@lilybaird8040

Жыл бұрын

@@Madi.starsss put more pressure on the bow with your pointer finger and make sure the bow has enough rosin.

“You can stop now-“ “NEVER” got be dead there💀

This guy knows what he’s doing

Ok but my guitar teacher always says “ guys make sure your doing the fingering right!” He was talking about pressing the right frets.

Help😂 One time in my music class I asked the pianist how you were meant to finger the piano (I play the harp) and the whole class of 12-13 year olds fell dead silent. But I thought he couldn’t hear me or something so repeated it several times till someone had to literally point out the double meaning to me. 💀 my friends remind me of it to this day.

@user-qy8pl3cm3q

Жыл бұрын

It's their fault that dirty stuff is the first thing that comes to their minds.

@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3093

Жыл бұрын

@@user-qy8pl3cm3q Honestly, like who cares

@D41SYYYYYY

10 ай бұрын

​@@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3093yeah It's funny anyways🤷‍♀️

We would always say that in band, that was just the wording we’d use. Didn’t think it was weird until now 🙂

Bro turned his channel into an 18+ channel in just seconds when he said those lines 💀

At first I thought everyone was thinking about him pulling the middle finger but now i realized 💀

*dirty mind activated* HOW DO YOURE FINGERS MOVE THAT FAST?! I play alto and i have really fast 16th notes 💀

@Elloliott

8 ай бұрын

Probably college orchestra, or just southern are my guesses

@jfkfk-ip5dv

6 ай бұрын

alto what sax or clarinet?

@notjustanotherchristian_13

6 ай бұрын

@@jfkfk-ip5dv I play Tenor saxophone currently for my band, I was switched over when my band teacher said we needed a Tenor because we had plenty of Altos, and we already had a Bari Saxophone player. Tenor saxophone is all the exact same fingering as Alto, so it was super easy to learn. But yes I did play clarinet and alto!

Playing the oboe really helped me to pick out harmonies in choir. Many composers harmonize the oboe with the flute & or clarine.

Band out of context for the win

‘I cAn’T rEaCh iT!!’ Girl, I feel your pain.

The realization after what he said 😭💀

"I'm going to finger and you're going to blow" got me dead💀💀💀💀💀💀

when she first blew on that bobo i thought she was gonna do the beatbox intro.

I 100% that innuendo was accidental and it makes it so much funnier

"I'm gonna finger and your gonna blow" had me dying💀💀💀

Me and my step sibling are both in band so we just casually say “finger”, but my sister isn’t in band. She understands what we mean but she, playfully, makes fun of us for it

As a clarinet i understand the pain of saying that, my band director says "ill play the notes and you keep your ombisure"(i cant spell)

‘I’m gonna finger and you’re gonna blow’ Accurate representation of a conversation I’ve had with my teacher/ crush. I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t blow well. He was very disappointed

@AoiKansaki17

5 ай бұрын

YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON UR TEACHER?!?!?

One day the whole band played a song we we’re learning perfect and he told us that all of our holes sound very nice

Nah cause I play clarinet and my teacher said “I’m gonna finger for you And your gonna blow for me” I laughed so hard and he was like “Oh I hear it” everybody was laughing lmaoo

@thepinkelephant2520

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

trumpet gang ⬇️

“ I’m gonna finger and your gonna blow” My mind: * dirty mind activated *

all the band kids here…. 🥵

"I'm gonna finger, you're gonna blow" PH music starts playing

@emmieserenio1006

Жыл бұрын

lol

I play the violin too!🎉

I love the music through headphones 🎧 😭💀

That caught me off guard 😳

@Mariyabrykailo_sun

Жыл бұрын

AYO WHAT THE FU-💀

@shivkumarsharmasharma5169

Жыл бұрын

I am not gonna ruin your likes.

*Memories of that one time my violinist friend played my viola *

Blind people:💀🤨🤨🤨 Deaf people:😮 Normal people:🤨

“What do you wanna be when you grow up?” “A tornado siren 🚨” her dream came true-💀

Aw hell naw😂😂 Great talent tho😅

“Im gonna finger and you’re gonna blow” AYO 😳

Reminds me of one time in band when me and my friend shoved a pen up our clarinet which shows you should never go fast because it can get stuck

" i'm gonna finger and you're gonna blow" ''I can't reach it'' AYOOOO

"Im gonna finger and your gonna blow" is that why my music teacher loves playing ob-

@Justinbill927

6 ай бұрын

😂😅❤

I'm very uncomfortable with the energy we've made in the studio today.😢

“Pull out” “Push in” - band teacher while tuning

My favorite thing is when non band people walk into band class and hear the weirdest stuff out of context

we say a lot of weird stuff in music. I remember one of my friends in highschool was learning the oboe and she was struggling a bit with getting a consistent sound, so my music teacher kept her after class to teach her “a tongue thing”

@pinklily500

Жыл бұрын

Dark 🌚🌚

@BelugaVR1

Жыл бұрын

That’s a little Sus…

Bro. I play trumpet, and my friend plays trombone. He found his dad's old cornet(basically a trumpet) it was funny cuz they didn't play it in a long time, so the valves were stuck

He plays oboe she plays violin and I play trombone

"I'm gonna finger and ur gonna blow" Totally not my band teacher saying "do the thing" whenever we have band 💀

im a violinist but my lungs are actual trash, i don't understand how you guys do it 😂

If that’s her first time playing oboe, her embouchure is amazing 😮

"JUST START FINGERING ALREADY!" that was the last time I attended my orchestra class.

I have a friend who plays trombone so in band j always say, "stop changing positions to rapidly"

Being a trumpet player in Middle School band made me jealous of the woodwinds. But damn, the oboe ain’t easy, huge props to them.

@thedankknight8333

Жыл бұрын

As a trombone player, I realized that brass kicks a$$ because we ARE the instrument. No reeds or dumb sh*t, that’s why we can growl and get dirty and not sound like a p*ssy flute or a piece of wood flopping around

I play the oboe, I’ve been playing for about three years and done many concerts it’s a very hard but beautiful instrument!

@Slimedrop_

Жыл бұрын

First year playing it, and I don’t understand how people play for an hour straight of songs. 10 minutes in and my upper lip starts shaking and I can’t hold my mouth normal without it opening up. Is it just an over time resistance thing or am I just trying too hard?

That first note was the start of a ninja fruit match

Ah, love those dirty oboe jokes… 😂 so silly but never failed, I mean I love my Oboe but OBOYYY she’s hilarious for an instrument. Don’t tell her I said that.

"I'm gonna finger and you're gonna blow" I GASPED

@zaynabmalik585

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I don’t get it

@raywaslost.

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@@zaynabmalik585 oh child, stay innocent

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@@raywaslost. oh wait-

As an oboist, that was a very good first try (I think it was a first try). Most new people struggle to make any sound at all when they first start because the reed is so weird.

THAT LINE WAS FOUL

"once in band camp ..... "

God I have not gotten laughed this hard in a while! 😆 😆 😆

“and to this very day i still remember that moment like yesterday 😔😔”

I don't aske, "What's the fingering for this note?" I ask "How do you play this note?"

I love playing the violin but when she tries to put her mouth on it!!lol 🤣🤣🤣