Cocking a gun just got a new meaning.

@flynngordon2393

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@twistedcranio

3 жыл бұрын

Holy moly. I just got shot

@awsomekeldeo1

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@myboringlife5779

3 жыл бұрын

Also brings a new meaning to “shot”

@migori2699

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr this guy...

He is literally Mark Rober, Filthy Frank and a child’s brain combined

@hsmacaraig

4 жыл бұрын

true.

@captainmcllama9384

4 жыл бұрын

Wow I commented something like this and then was scrolling through the comments only to find this

@cwt2046

4 жыл бұрын

All while on crack

@ZachariahMBaird

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the Elon Musk.

@justagiraffe2868

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the crack

“What did you learn today?” Michael: I learned that dongs are extremely aerodynamic”

@terenceangelo8714

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie White: "First time?"

@mariasolomonidou1302

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

@lukas-um5oe

3 жыл бұрын

He is stupid in a smart way

@ayanethefurry225

3 жыл бұрын

I mean they kind of are

@shitdang7645

2 жыл бұрын

So *that's* why the starship looks like that.

“If I’m elected god emperor of KZread” PRAISE GOD EMPEROR MICHAEL REEVES

@fish-zb4tg

2 жыл бұрын

When's the election?

@GaiusAcastian

2 жыл бұрын

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

@domtoretto1677

2 жыл бұрын

Purging the thots

@domtoretto1677

2 жыл бұрын

@@GaiusAcastian damm right

*P R E C I S I O N P E N I S*

@SebbyStarlight

5 жыл бұрын

Just like my sex life

@whoeven9890

5 жыл бұрын

PENISICION

@geojack3771

5 жыл бұрын

p e e n c I s I o n

@turtlefrograt

5 жыл бұрын

*P R E C I S E P E E P E E*

@NuloLol

5 жыл бұрын

KZread Buddy***

“If pipe weapons from fallout 4 were made by someone with a learning disability” basically sums up his whole channel

@nickkohlmann

4 жыл бұрын

XDDDDD

@darkhelmetsk1515

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@JaellesDrums

4 жыл бұрын

@JASPER STRENKE no u

@jeav

4 жыл бұрын

I read this at the exact time he said that 😂

@NatsuDragneel-ci5zc

4 жыл бұрын

GenericUsername I read this as soon as he said it and I got scared.

"Yeah I open carry" "Oh cool! What cartridge does it shoot?" "P E N I S"

@zackthompson2505

2 жыл бұрын

PEN-15 rounds

@natanmathov1062

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Alto_C

Жыл бұрын

6IN

Imagine beeing in war and u get killed with THIS type of gun

@deletedaccount8836

3 жыл бұрын

honorable death tho

@JoeMama-sd4et

3 жыл бұрын

@@deletedaccount8836 especially when it's shot by Michael himself

@dingus1013

2 жыл бұрын

If I had that gun at war I would shoot it up someone's ass

@swag304

2 жыл бұрын

The greatest death

@dustinjenney9736

2 жыл бұрын

A slow embarrassing death.

i just realized that a little kid is going to find your youtube buddy in the grass trying to find his frisbee

@TheActualCaveman

5 жыл бұрын

Or while trying to stop the bleeding from the broken plate he just fell onto.

@dumbboi8965

5 жыл бұрын

@Oscar Hildebrand you got to be shitting me

@No-xw7mo

5 жыл бұрын

Erite ZX Lmao.

@Art2D2

5 жыл бұрын

Oh god it’s a homeless child

@mtbviper7153

5 жыл бұрын

It is a football not a Frisbee

Michael has drank so much monster he is gonna have a heart attack before he is 13

@tonygron7097

4 жыл бұрын

Suomi

@yaboi1288

4 жыл бұрын

or he is going to turn into a Kyle

@crydegolem4135

4 жыл бұрын

I guess he has another 5 years then

@randomname9050

4 жыл бұрын

tf, he's only 13? he looks, er, 21

@Win-tj4uk

4 жыл бұрын

renscy r/woooosh

“This baby will go so deep whoever pulls it out will be the king of England”

@trueskywalkr9706

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@someoneprobably1016

3 жыл бұрын

*QUEST STARTED: pull it out daddy*

@screaming_infant6002

3 жыл бұрын

"The sword in the stone"

@Aaron_HD

3 жыл бұрын

Step bro help its stuck

@Aaron_HD

3 жыл бұрын

@Павел Васильев oh.. :/

Micheal reeves then: I made an actual gun : ) Micheal now: ha ha taze frends

@coltenrice4907

3 жыл бұрын

Are you complaining?

@mahirshyam4127

3 жыл бұрын

@@coltenrice4907 I don't think so...

@dr.brigh0275

3 жыл бұрын

Why dont put them together i mean shoot you friends whit tazers

@CT--sh4xw

3 жыл бұрын

Friends? You mean Hostages?

@abluecircle7753

3 жыл бұрын

@@CT--sh4xw OH BOI that is a long void

The demonization is strong in this one

@sparkie5571

6 жыл бұрын

Shove a Ham Productions this video will probably not get demonetised tbh

@gnardotcom5474

5 жыл бұрын

Shove a Ham Productions demonetisation**

@erick3184

5 жыл бұрын

Rusty Penguin gamer its a year old comment and their is different spelling for that word Its like colors and colours

@ayoutubechannul

5 жыл бұрын

I used to think why does he get demonitized

@dannyrodriguez2365

5 жыл бұрын

Ive only seen this power once before *filthy frank flashbacks*

Im obsessed with this chaotic neutral artificer halfling.

@phareye5079

4 жыл бұрын

mood

@boopido2225

4 жыл бұрын

The true hero we deserve.

@lmaotyler5019

4 жыл бұрын

he's chaotic evil and you can't convince me otherwise

@lucasreis4606

4 жыл бұрын

@@lmaotyler5019 he's chaotic stupid

@isobel8821

4 жыл бұрын

ohmygod I am absolutely going to make him an npc in my next campaign 😂

Welgun: “who are you?” Micheal’s pp gun: “I’m you, but stupider”

When you can’t afford a gun in America

@ArianeJoosting

3 жыл бұрын

When you can’t buy a gun in any way in the Netherlands but you don’t mind

@michac.8283

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArianeJoosting can't you own a musket/flintlock though? Many countries allow them.

@ArianeJoosting

3 жыл бұрын

@@michac.8283 nope most definitely not

@michac.8283

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArianeJoosting f

@earlhuffington6162

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArianeJoosting at least you can defend yourself with lit joints and std infused hookers.

*Hi I'm Michael, and change fucking terrifies me.*

People say that Elon Musk is a real life Tony Stark. If that’s the case, then this guy is real life Peter Parker.

@brandonbarks1397

4 жыл бұрын

Sam lol u not wrong

@hxzsah891

4 жыл бұрын

Sam yh but on like hard crack

@ilyassebenammi7921

4 жыл бұрын

in his latest video about the surgery robot when he was testing the motor out and it was going too fast, that's when he reminded me of peter parker

@geebee9287

4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen Doctor Mike’s reaction to it yet? It’s golden lmfao

@korrabluk578

4 жыл бұрын

underrated comment right here

Michael: *Our sponsor brilliant* Me: stfu its lame Michael: its *free* Me: Say what?

@nikolaos6083

3 жыл бұрын

same

Alternate title: Michael gets arrested by local police for building small arms in his house

"I want to die the old fashion way... In the gorilla pit of the Cincinnati zoo" Micheal Reeves.

@fajihussain9238

3 жыл бұрын

Evan Morgan well if he really wants that I know a guy he should hit me up whenever

@earlhuffington6162

3 жыл бұрын

@@fajihussain9238 no you don't. Everyone knows Harambe is hiding in Argentina with Hitler.

Michael Reeves: why do I keep getting demonitized Also Michael Reeves: I built a gun

@WorstGenCrypto

4 жыл бұрын

But get this, its a penis cannon.

@ThePigeonsAreAConspiracyTheory

4 жыл бұрын

And he left an orange dick projectile and broken ceramic where kids were running around

@_VI701

4 жыл бұрын

That shoots d i c k s

@waitaminuteweytaminit3975

4 жыл бұрын

Demonized

@chunsoo5575

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes, demonized

Me: An adaptor for that is like 3 USD Michael: DUCTTAPE

@mark-dw4vk

Жыл бұрын

Yes but tape is cheaper

“Or what about back when nothing short of punching a baby in the jaw would get you demonetized” Video: age restricted

"By being sponsored, I can swear!!" -Michael Reeves in a nutshell. I think it's funny. I don't know why.

@samo_.

4 жыл бұрын

MicrowaveGamer when he shoots the plates it makes it sounds like an m1 grand

@terrsus7676

4 жыл бұрын

@@samo_. yeah lol

@thomasw4422

3 жыл бұрын

I like that despite this, he sticks to calling them youtube buddies

“Daddy, those arent bullets” - little girl in the park

@nurchonstore2371

3 жыл бұрын

The Most Beautiful Thing You’ve Ever Seen no.

@diegoalejandromaqueraquisp7955

3 жыл бұрын

@@nurchonstore2371 yes.

@zacharyhan4351

3 жыл бұрын

@@diegoalejandromaqueraquisp7955 no

@draagedeh1983

3 жыл бұрын

These profile names get crazier and crazier! First, a bit of meme, then some shameless selfpromotion, a JoJo reference, some strange ass name, and last, unpronounceable gibberish.

@bubbubthealmighty9240

3 жыл бұрын

Draagedeh it’s sir bear the awesome space explorer from what i could understand

"This video may be inappropriate for some viewers" I'm dying

"KZread cant demonitze me if i demonitize myself" - the smartest man i've seen

-You Are Now On FBI's Watchlist

@thatoneniceguy408

5 жыл бұрын

Good

@draKoowl247

5 жыл бұрын

_O h Y e A h_

@kcufeht5795

5 жыл бұрын

I like the odds of being right that someone has already shot a policeman with a phallus shaped projectile through the use of a potato gun already. So they have no new threats to worry about.. it says something about society though. I'm not sure what.

@kalebharrill9571

5 жыл бұрын

I would have liked this but it has 420 likes allready and I cant be the one to mess that up

@sukkityeet2411

5 жыл бұрын

Nah just pornhubs

Michael: unnamed carbonated beverage 2 seconds later PEPSI

@Fred_the_1996

4 жыл бұрын

IT'S FUCKING BEEPIS

@EmperorReman

4 жыл бұрын

Peepis

@fytscosmic841

4 жыл бұрын

Bepis

@EnterZelda2007

4 жыл бұрын

No worse Pepsi zero

@victoryeditz688

4 жыл бұрын

Unoreversecard😂

“Gorilla pit in a Cincinnati zoo” man when times were simpler

Imagine this went into production into the military and the enemy troops get terrified

“It shot glass all the way over here” “I had to move because some kids started playing football” I’m scared now

@lemonheadssour9320

4 жыл бұрын

Is that gun legal

@ghast3320

4 жыл бұрын

lemonheads sour I will make it legal

@ev.kid_3310

4 жыл бұрын

Ghast What if you shot it at somebody’s ass? I’m curious and want it to be legal

@aatheeswarank7025

4 жыл бұрын

@@ev.kid_3310 some girls'ass

@ghast3320

4 жыл бұрын

Ev.Kid_ That one already is legal with consent

Hack smith: Lawful good William osman: neutral good Michael Reaves: Chaotic evil

@MusicBeans-ve1iq

3 жыл бұрын

D&D reference?

@robintrongdio9704

3 жыл бұрын

Colin Furze: Chaotic good

@Francinator

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a fucking snowman gangsta pfp

@nigerianthunder

3 жыл бұрын

Sirfrostysnow nice terraria pfp

@aquicandaquak822

3 жыл бұрын

Hes more chaotic neutral tbh

"What's the worst that could happen?" And that was the last anyone saw of him.

8:35 Plot twist : The white liquid was coming from the youtube buddy

@animationglows3961

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm

@Mrchez-wd3xb

3 жыл бұрын

HOLY FOOK

@kylefranklin6284

3 жыл бұрын

No if you doo that il send the swat team to your house

“Like if pipe weapons from fallout 4 were made by someone with a learning disability.”

@fluffy7636

5 жыл бұрын

Well raiders are dumb as rocks

@tomri6909

5 жыл бұрын

@@fluffy7636 literraly every mutant raider and fucking everyone has a pipe pistol or rifle

@valiantdiesel1332

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... Todd Howard...

@ihavecrabs1021

4 жыл бұрын

They already are tho

"unnamed carbonated beverage" Literally says Pepsi on the side of it...

@bill-nf5xb

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the joke

@hexithinkwedidaprettygoodj1187

3 жыл бұрын

R/whoosh

@hexithinkwedidaprettygoodj1187

3 жыл бұрын

Arttu Pöllänen you got me lol

@recording_closet9100

3 жыл бұрын

R/wooshwithfourRs

@sandpaperunderthetable6708

3 жыл бұрын

@Arttu Pöllänen r/imusingmobiletooyoupieceofshit

replace those youtube buddys whith impact gernades and you got yourself a godam long range gernade launcher...…..

@kylefranklin6284

3 жыл бұрын

Top ten 999999999 IQ comments ever

@susanbuzzard8178

3 жыл бұрын

@@kylefranklin6284 why thank you x3

"IMMA FILL YOU WITH LEAD!!!" -me, with holstered self defence phallic cannon "Not if I fill you up first ;)"

@aheegs

4 жыл бұрын

Mathew Weakley kinky ;)

@nickkohlmann

4 жыл бұрын

;)

@rainexists2202

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, oh no

@galactic5355

4 жыл бұрын

o3o

@primusserv

4 жыл бұрын

fuck this comment

Wait. They sent you a printer with a European cable... So you decided that instead of going to BestBuy or whatever to get a plug adapter, you would instead take out your soldering iron and cut the cable off, then get a US cable and solder it on, then duct tape it together? Quality content, this is why I watch your channel.

@il9538

5 жыл бұрын

The website probably was in the uk

@Mystiverv

5 жыл бұрын

Terrorizer519 519 that’s not the point. The point was he could’ve easily bought an adapter

@donbasshatecrew6509

5 жыл бұрын

How about American fucks adopt proper plugs?

@Transfixed

5 жыл бұрын

Of all the impressive stuff he does, that's the easiest thing. Even i can solder two wires together.

@DarkThunderism

5 жыл бұрын

@@Transfixed But it's even easier to get a $5 adapter at your local tech store or order one off Amazon. Even I can do that. In fact, I have 2 adapters.

Having the self motivation to teach yourself and learn things is a seriously underappreciated talent. That I don't have enough of

This video is so age restricted youtube gave me two prompts in a row asking if I was sure I would like to continue to the video

Day 213: Age still undetermined, subject seems to be more and more violent in experimental sessions. He appears to have been reflecting on past events and learning from them. More to follow.

@SongS0ng

6 жыл бұрын

Hex up up and away.

@user-nt6ru8ne7b

5 жыл бұрын

Tda friaekinn pesisi

@user-nt6ru8ne7b

5 жыл бұрын

Not tag truenen rjwo dea peepsiiis

@youruncleolaf4694

5 жыл бұрын

I had to google it and turns out he’s of legal drinking age in the US. Fucking how.

@snufflebunny539

5 жыл бұрын

confirmed. Michael is an SCP

“So lets go to the park, with a bunch of high pressure penises in our backpack. What’s the worst that could happen?” Michael Reeves, 2017

@datboibarlos6766

6 жыл бұрын

Spungeblob Short "Steps on glass"

@zashtozaboga

6 жыл бұрын

*anything*

@colenoli4905

6 жыл бұрын

funny thing is i got an add after that quote

@xenotronia6681

6 жыл бұрын

engraved on his _tomb_

@jacobmartin8332

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Reeves for President, 2028.

"youtube cant demonitize me if i demonitize my self" IQ 200?

Honestly didn’t notice how amazing the thumbnail was when I first watched this video

"Science isn't about why! It's about why not!" -Cave Johnson

@gi6bo

5 жыл бұрын

Cave Johnson has some of the best quotes.

@cleverbattlesox225

5 жыл бұрын

I don't want your damn lemons

@toxic_shr00m

5 жыл бұрын

*L E M O N S*

@chickenmangaming1

5 жыл бұрын

It makes me feel tingly when I see a familiar reference

@maybelater4600

5 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Holman portal reference

I'm surprised that the FBI hasn't hired him yet.

@jakedever1472

4 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised they haven’t sent a hitman after him yet.

@nguyenhoanglong420

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakedever1472 nice :D

@magicschoolbus1031

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakedever1472 nice :D

@meganfisher831

4 жыл бұрын

If they had, how would we ever know?

@hsmacaraig

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Dever nice :D

It’s so amazing how you go from a tiny youtuber to a GIANT money making KZreadr in a matter of years, good job Michael, I’m proud of you 😃

When he said "I wanna die the old fashioned way. *In the gorilla pit of the cincinnati zoo*" I was on the toilet and almost died 😂😂😳

3:37 I 100% disagree, I find the technical aspects of these types of videos very interesting, and the juxtaposition of intelligent design to shit post concepts to be incredibly entertaining.

@urfork1

6 жыл бұрын

why is this comment not higher up? you are obviously a rick and morty fan right

@mrglock568

6 жыл бұрын

Ruined it.

@bigbird6949

6 жыл бұрын

r/iamverysmart

@UltravioletNomad

6 жыл бұрын

TL;DR My comment deserves nothing, I'm stroking my ego whilst praising the creator, and I still haven't bothered to correct obvious errors. I am also not sure if the Rick and Morty comment was a legitimate question or some heavy sarcasm, so I backed into the corner of making an ass of myself.

@kranberrysucks

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrglock568 no u

Famous last words I think i got infected by malaria

@shadyy9178

4 жыл бұрын

*Reads message hears that* me WHAT

@theboxoftexas

4 жыл бұрын

I don't want to die like that I want to die in the gorilla pit in a Cincinnati Zoo

@frenlos3025

4 жыл бұрын

Copied 🤦‍♂️

@samuelspiker3587

4 жыл бұрын

I was the 1000th like :)

@theboxoftexas

4 жыл бұрын

@@samuelspiker3587 okay nobody cares

Mom: why do you want to be engineer and a IT? Me:

That 3d printing joke went right over the heads of those who have never used a 3d printer 😂 I'm willing to bet each piece took about 2 hours and 30 minutes each

Make a pair of robot legs that do nothing but run into you

Nobody: Michael: what was I talking about..? Also Michael: (slaps table) Oh Yeah! *D I C K G U N*

@xupeki9192

4 жыл бұрын

u ment gum? 😏 it was a joke

@Sampledcape5333

4 жыл бұрын

@@xupeki9192 no, Michel said dick gun

@foolduke2810

4 жыл бұрын

D I C K G U N

@wildmoose3979

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sampledcape5333 bruh he said it was a joke lmfao

@assassinsword5922

4 жыл бұрын

Micheal gay

GOD EMPEROR OF KZread MICHAELREEVES

I absolutely love it how ding ding bass boosts every time the camera zooms

Legend has it that the "KZread Buddy" is still hidden in the grass

@nigerianthunder

3 жыл бұрын

QuietDude95 just watched that just to find you made this. Take him out!

@notaveragecr6041

3 жыл бұрын

I found it. Never seen Michael do this. But I found the youtube buddy

@mattika

3 жыл бұрын

pp

@user-df8mr6ye6b

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattika poopoo

@johnmarley1591

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-df8mr6ye6b oooooOOOOO

Michael is gonna bring this to Iran when he's drafted for WW3

@mangu9716

4 жыл бұрын

The man who speaks wingdings but Michael is twelve. He can’t be drafted

@jaron7817

4 жыл бұрын

@@mangu9716 We're screwed.

@doodleghost6225

4 жыл бұрын

Yo if Michael was drafted, the entirety of Iran would be fucked. Actually, everyone would be fucked because he has no morals and also wants to kill people.

@Tonatsi

4 жыл бұрын

Art I guess maybe he’d tase the damn ocean

@tristanoui7080

4 жыл бұрын

he ISNT OLD ENOUGH

Normal people: Buys an adapter Michael Reeves: Cuts and then solders and duct tapes a cable carrying hundreds of volts endangering himself and anyone in the area

7:40. almost sounds like a M1 Garand, very fitting

ahh yes, broken glass in the middle of a public park.

@kingforaweektournament4866

5 жыл бұрын

Not uncommon in Australia

@justauser5674

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck you, it's ceramic

@brucewayne8966

5 жыл бұрын

“Ughhh fuck you”.....

@jojothka1232

5 жыл бұрын

Your name fits perfectly

@Just2Comment789

5 жыл бұрын

Background looks like Hawaii. If so, all is normal here lol.

@4:57 I would've said It features a laser for tactical insertion

@bossyne9854

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Just a question did he ever clean up the “glass” cause if not I think a child lost its eye

With my first youtube account i subbed to you about 3 years ago and always wanted to build robots and shit and recntly i’m beginning to code and i’m really enjoying it thanks man 🔥🔥

"Make KZread Stupid Again. *FUCK, I think I caught malaria.* " ~Reeves, 2020

@ivansowatzka3824

6 жыл бұрын

that guy with the ravioli haha

Michael: I made a pp gun. 6.5 mill people: hmm interesting

@Itsnotmyfault.

3 жыл бұрын

Its 6.9 mil lol

@hauntedspaghettios-theythe9545

3 жыл бұрын

@@Itsnotmyfault. hah 69

@Blatanical

3 жыл бұрын

ILikeMilk nice

@michaelfinlay1412

3 жыл бұрын

Link to beat vid on youtube kzread.info/dash/bejne/l36O086KY9vccdI.html

@isthisthereallife3565

3 жыл бұрын

7.9

When the gun fired, my phone dropped on my face

Ah, 2017 was a simpler time

@telix99

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@someanimationstuff972

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@That_guy_who_tries

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@r.andrew4748

Жыл бұрын

Fr

Everyones Ass: i fear no man... but that thing... it scares me.

@taqqle

3 жыл бұрын

Makayla e

@angrycat5414

3 жыл бұрын

Gay people: uno reverse

@mahirshyam4127

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterparkerpancake1339 dongs are pretty bad too

@AntiHero2

3 жыл бұрын

@logg where’s the tf2 meme?

@CazeElite

3 жыл бұрын

@@AntiHero2 kzread.info/dash/bejne/iYmcsdCRaNTaY6w.html

"A unamed carbonated drink" *Flips over and see's pepsi*

@funnyguy3099

4 жыл бұрын

yEeEeET GAMING_YT wow now ima go drink a pepsi

@milanothecat6319

4 жыл бұрын

If it's "see's pepsi" why isn't it "Flip's over" ? Fucking English ignoramus.

@jackcooper1448

4 жыл бұрын

See is pepsi

@Skrillz

4 жыл бұрын

MilanoTheCat bro stfu this isn’t English class

@milanothecat6319

4 жыл бұрын

@@Skrillz Triggered? Are you overly sensitive because you're failing English?

ok so same thing with the plates, 7:37 if you pause and play mili second by mili second you can see the ding ding hit the plates, cracking and shattering them as this time it remains in tact and slowly exits the screen. Once again, f*cking amazing.

This is the first time I have seen Michael Reeves. I fucking regret not seeing him sooner. I love this kid. Hes just tazering people left and right.

His smile says bedroom but his eyes say “why am I wasting my life making dildo guns”

@bxrlx9916

5 жыл бұрын

His brain says: Why not

@jahpinx9110

5 жыл бұрын

His mouth also says it too

@jellyAn6930

5 жыл бұрын

Simon is lesbian and you can tell me otherwise

7:09 I might be late to the party, but sorry man...The Pepsi logo showed up for 0.000003 seconds. KZread detected that, now you get no ads.

@squiddler7731

5 жыл бұрын

I'm even later so I might be wrong, but i think this video may have never had ads to begin with.

@bagellord113

5 жыл бұрын

oh. yep bye bye to michael

@adamant06

5 жыл бұрын

Dequan Milete he made a joke...

@nikobellic4203

5 жыл бұрын

I'm even later, nah nothing else I'm just later

@CheezyCEAnimation

5 жыл бұрын

Adam Raubenheimer This isn'T the first fricking DISTORTED FORTNITE DEFAULT PROFILE PICTURE that doesn't know how to say r/woooosh

*Michael uploads KZread: *heavy demonetised breathing*

Michael: I do not want to expose them to that Kids who watch his vids: yeah totally

@trvke

4 жыл бұрын

yeah totally

@bobux6860

4 жыл бұрын

yeah totally

@sakuyaizayoi8946

4 жыл бұрын

yeah totally

@jejcnsjdndjskdjrn8329

4 жыл бұрын

yeah totally

@benfl.4238

4 жыл бұрын

yeah totally

Micheal: breaks a plate* Kids: lets go play football and get glass stuck in our feet.

@mihailsazdov4280

4 жыл бұрын

Some blind shoeless kids

whats good man, straight to the point here man, you are the straw on the camels back that are the things helping in my life. It's good to see there's actually someone out there thats just like me..... just standing here menacingly lool

I love how i got to watch this vid on my real age (under 18) channle, then i decide to watch it again but had to switch to my over 18 channel to watch it

in other news theres an ongoing investigation in hawaii after several reports of children being injured by shards of ceramic at a local park

@HappyDragneels_page

6 жыл бұрын

i was talking about the broken plates actually but i dont think all the youtube buddies are gonna make the scene look any better XD

@derlukas8182

6 жыл бұрын

link or it doesn't happen

@Nor1MAL

6 жыл бұрын

Fox News are now reporting that people have lost their genitalia fucking dinnerware in a park on Hawaii! They suspect the individuals are buddies of eachother, and it was for a video to be put on youtube. Police are saying Fox News are on crack, which I am on coincidently on, too!

You are my favourite pre-teen KZreadr

@jakholl

6 жыл бұрын

ClassicMiddleton it's really funny because he's like 20

@jeffjeeef3565

6 жыл бұрын

hes 23

@jakholl

6 жыл бұрын

jeff jeeef so close

@migdonalds

6 жыл бұрын

Woooosh

@jakholl

6 жыл бұрын

cypekpl cat yeah but no

7:05 Embracing creativity and giving us content to enjoy, thats what you do and I want to say thanks.

He totally missed the chance to say, "now that's penatration"

Breaking sharp plates on a soccer field, what could possibly go wrong

@brisingreragon95

6 жыл бұрын

Ghost2Coast losing a d*ckshot in the field...

@legotechnic27

6 жыл бұрын

too be honest, the plates probably weren't sharp, they were quite round. I see no problem.

@brysonszy6306

6 жыл бұрын

legotechnic27 PREACH

@TheMatrixInfinity

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck you.

@RetroPlus

5 жыл бұрын

legotechnic27 7:36 I'll let you be the judge of that one..

I'm voting Michael Reeves for God Emperor of KZread 2018

@timothyegoroff8333

6 жыл бұрын

Mint Orange. i

@jimmygore8214

6 жыл бұрын

Scooter

@samuelbuckton2133

6 жыл бұрын

I

@shay.w.5812

5 жыл бұрын

same

Still watching, still dumbfounded, still amazed. Keep up the good work!

7:09 if you get it at just the right moment you can see the moment the ding ding enters the screen and the exact point where it hits the cans and the plastic breaks. It’s f*cking amazing.

**Micheals IQ be high** Micheal: i guess its just a shitty talent i'll use for videos.

@averagenickelle3254

4 жыл бұрын

Damn wish I had a shitty talent like that

@phoenixcat2203

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Vtcrvynibrxegun

4 жыл бұрын

@@averagenickelle3254 same

@stopstalkingmeidiot4815

4 жыл бұрын

high on what? ;)

@yuian2544

4 жыл бұрын

Cracc

Pipe weapons? *PLASTIC WEAPONS* New FALLOUT 4 update

@longdangley

5 жыл бұрын

Fallout 76

@jammiedodger6472

5 жыл бұрын

Fallout 38362846282946153

@the8bittoaster103

5 жыл бұрын

@@longdangley Fallout 4 + Fallout 76 = Fallout 80

@Mycatisinapiano

5 жыл бұрын

PINIES WAOPENS

@charlesrush414

5 жыл бұрын

Well at least it's better then the pipe pistol

Watching Michael Reeves with OfflineTV now and then going back to his old videos is such a culture shock, but not as much as watching his videos from about 2019ish. He seems somewhat normal up until the screaming room a, and that’s when he became mainstream and even fucking crazier

Everybody vibin and somebody bursts through the door Michael:WHO WANTS TO GET TAZED

Michael: "It was a simpler youtube, a stupid KZread" Me: "And a better youtube".

@deletedaccount8836

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@istimeforme3455

3 жыл бұрын

2016 anyone is better than 2020 same person

@silverwolfgacha3674

3 жыл бұрын

How to delete someone elses dumb comment

@peterconroy7375

3 жыл бұрын

GradeAUnderA did 2 videos on this, on how youtube isn't even enforcing its own rules and shit

say "hey vsauce, michael here" in your next video and i will yell your name as loud as i can in public

@onlymyrailgununknown2960

6 жыл бұрын

why?

@biomattic9816

6 жыл бұрын

you have to ask why? are you incapable of following the basic laws of logic? idk but i'd do the same

@ryantempletjr5285

6 жыл бұрын

Devastation I say Michael Reeves when I masturbate

@FlippyMoon

6 жыл бұрын

or how about "Whats up, KZread buddy nation, i'm your host, Michael Reeeeeeeeeeves. Let's get riiiiiiight..into the bullshit"

The airport security calls a bomb squad to unload what they think is a homemade Grenade launcher just for a plastic duck to fall out

Absolutely hilarious. Great job, Michael!

“ It might break my ribs.... Nothing a little hot glue can’t fix! ” Michael Reeves 2017

now combine your lazer eye invention with you youtube buddy gun.

@user-nt6ru8ne7b

5 жыл бұрын

Strap it to the head attacking drones then you got a war machine