“My kids are going to grow up to be criminals” weird brag but to each their own I suppose

@kibukaj2956

2 жыл бұрын

@J Dude stfu

The people: “Please, our houses are on fire and there’s no police department” Kevin: “Sounds like we need more oil”

@MetalTraveler

2 жыл бұрын

"Proceeds to throw oil into a fire"

@Jd-ii3yb

2 жыл бұрын

That's sounds bad and all but I don't see how this helps the economy so I am investing in more oil.

@ToastBomba

2 жыл бұрын

How to put out a fire Step 1. Cover yourself in oil

@gabrielv.4358

2 жыл бұрын

lolololol

@victordavila9812

Жыл бұрын

Is like the Venezuelan government ahahahah

I just love that Kevin can make a cult in literally any game he plays.

@ulilmuhammad7651

2 жыл бұрын

Community*

@Frogboyaidan

2 жыл бұрын

Cultmonity

@lucienfortner841

2 жыл бұрын

I want Kevin to find a way to make a cult in Stardew Valley.

@cypherusuh

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucienfortner841 he already did back in 2016

@chrisakaschulbus4903

2 жыл бұрын

you are not norbert :(

Comforting to know that no matter how rotten my day is, the characters in Kevin’s videos will always have it a million times worse. Thank you for the good vibes

@salted6422

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, KZread is great that way. I just watched a man out of his mind stuck in gutter and suddenly my day wasn't so bad.

@DignityForAllyt

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@immaloaf4091

Жыл бұрын

love the optimism XD

Games seem to be progressing a lot these days to be able to exploit people’s money. This is a dream game!

@hagrid3348

2 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

@ivgorm9365

2 жыл бұрын

this game is 10 years old

@DetectiveNyx

2 жыл бұрын

well the sims lets you recreate your life, only fair that politicians and billionaires get a game that let them recreate theirs

@dumbidiot5584

2 жыл бұрын

@@DetectiveNyx yooooo i didnt know aeris watches kevin

@Jay_Johnson

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe this was all ea’s meta social commentary...

Kevin is on his way on being a true cult leader. I’m sorry I mean a true community leader.

@joechemo4744

2 жыл бұрын

a true communis- i mean great leader

@kelsbells2272

2 жыл бұрын

I was surprised he didn't say Jim Pickens was the overlord I mean mayor of the city living on the hill top

@FlowerMama23

2 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084

2 жыл бұрын

@@joechemo4744 kzread.info/dash/bejne/emyEutNseZPIo6g.html a gift

@CatalunyaSsSqueaks

2 жыл бұрын

Kevin is better than sky daddy

When Kevin asks you “have you no empathy” you know you’ve really gone off the rails lmao

@itz_mizmatch9197

2 жыл бұрын

Yea lol

The fact this all worked out is hilarious. Like just building this giant city without police, Schools or fire departments

@Daniel-kq4bx

2 жыл бұрын

@J Dude Intetesting input (Im not gonna edit this but rather use it as an illustration that this made me suffer a stroke)

@anne.andromeda

2 жыл бұрын

Or, by this rate, housing spaces

@michael_gibbs

2 жыл бұрын

But oil though.

@prism_of_selves

Жыл бұрын

@Apsoy Pike we sure are

"Why are you unhappy? I'm doing my best!" So relatable Kevin... so relatable

Well when your city does nothing about murder, fires and your mayor lives on a huge mountain overlooking the city like a Bond villain that's when I know you're channelling Jim.

This reminds me of that game where Kevin was a dictator .......I realize that doesn't narrow it down at all

@alexaliennerd3990

2 жыл бұрын

When you're talking about a guy who was a dictator in Planet Coaster that shows how wide that net is.

@majorca619

Жыл бұрын

@@louis8487 woooosh

There's a new game out called "Honey I joined a Cult" where you lead your very own cult and Kevin needs to play it

@jacolinelankamp1752

2 жыл бұрын

It does't come out till september, but I agree that hé has to play it

@bripierce6276

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds so fun

Kevin: there is a murderer on the lose Oh he's not on the lose he just fleed to Spain to escape Sim justice

@TheGundameister

2 жыл бұрын

The murder is Jim Pickens

@krisshaw9464

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no why

@theofficialkermitthefrogyo2716

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Dear Leader! Hope you are doing well today!

@jondoe7036

2 жыл бұрын

I'm curious on the mechanics of the murderer on the loose, Can they actually turn up and murder the mayor?

"Your house is replaceable. Oil is not." - -VP DIck Cheney, April 2003

I think Kevin is the only person in the world with a PhD in ruining lives

@hagrid3348

2 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

@IamaPERSON

2 жыл бұрын

@Wally Wally that's disgusting

@DirtyGeorge

2 жыл бұрын

Mao Zedong

@ShinyBuzzwole

2 жыл бұрын

@TommyInnit 🅥 Begone, bot!

@dougs9678

2 жыл бұрын

Uhh.. graystillplays must have 80 then

I love Kevin's sense of humor. I'm having a trash day, seeing Kevin post makes me feel better.

@MadBaby

2 жыл бұрын

same

@kr_sh_

2 жыл бұрын

Hope your day gets better

@mytomanen_bre

2 жыл бұрын

wanna talk about it?

@jem2369

2 жыл бұрын

Hope your day gets better

@jem2369

2 жыл бұрын

@@MadBaby hope your day gets better

I imagine that every Sim has an overhead view of Kevin playing and it just says “CallMeKevin is now playing”, and every Sim just sighs in Unison “Oh what fresh hell are we in for today”

Ironically, the city where he makes no attempt to help the people is the most successful city he's built so far

@Sam-K

Жыл бұрын

You're underestimating petrodollars...

"Sim City but I exploited people for profit" So its pretty much like any of his Sims City episode

@BringMeThatHorizon2000

2 жыл бұрын

Also doesn't this just look like a pirated version of cities skyline

@gustavowaessman

2 жыл бұрын

​@@BringMeThatHorizon2000 well, actually cities skylines is the newest of them, and sim city is a title that exists since like 1995 or something

“ a city that profits from people’s unhappiness” Ah, I see Kevin recreated Los Angeles

And here’s another reason Jim shouldn’t be the mayor of anything. Cuz we all know Kevin’s channeling Jim when he does stuff like this.

@hagrid3348

2 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

"I actually do need more living space for my people." Hey I've seen this one! It's a classic!

@rebelgaming1.5.14

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm. A capitalist Irish Dictator with a mustache escaping to a country that speaks Spanish. I'm seeing a resemblance here.

Ah Kevin has been reunited with his one true love: OIL ❤ Would always love to see more of this series! 👍

@hagrid3348

2 жыл бұрын

Hagrid.

@neonbunnies9596

2 жыл бұрын

Kevin is America?

@ratsinsocks3589

2 жыл бұрын

@@neonbunnies9596 no Kevin is moon

@stephyhasnotificationsoff4325

2 жыл бұрын

@@neonbunnies9596 Specifically Canada?

I thought Kevin was Irish but with how much he cared about oil I'd say he's more American than anything.

@MJ-uk6lu

Жыл бұрын

Maybe Russian

The doorbell in the video triggered my dog. He then spent a solid five minutes barking at the front door. Thanks Kevin!

Somehow the thing that bugs me most about Kevin's playstyle is the large gaps in his residential zones.

@anne.andromeda

2 жыл бұрын

Same. As veteran sim city player, it hurts me too see all this land going to waste

"Now what natural recourses can I exploit here... well the first one would be the people. I imagine that would be the easiest" - United Arab Emirates while building Dubai be like

Ah, I see Kevin is role-playing as Jeff Bezos

@hagrid3348

2 жыл бұрын

hagrid

@neonbunnies9596

2 жыл бұрын

@@hagrid3348 are you just replying "hagrid" to every comment?

@xionkuriyama5697

2 жыл бұрын

@@neonbunnies9596 they've been doing it for a while. the bit sucks but you gotta admire the dedication

"Sim City but I exploited people for profit and this happened" I can only imagine he ruined a whole ocean of perfectly healthy water but Kevin knows his priorities, money

@IamaPERSON

2 жыл бұрын

Report Tommy fake it

@hagrid3348

2 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

@yotamrandor5100

2 жыл бұрын

@@hagrid3348 shut up

This is Kevin’s world and we all just live in it

@hagrid3348

2 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

@Carla-wk3mz

2 жыл бұрын

If I really think about it yeah, it makes sense.

Day 65 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii

@hagrid3348

2 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

@kraanz

2 жыл бұрын

Feck no.

@aldoguzman7364

2 жыл бұрын

Pls Kevin play Disney Princes: enchanted Journey for the Wii

@daveestetics

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@bellsroselps9548

2 жыл бұрын

I just realized how much that game is my childhood, play it kevin you coward

I will watch Kevin's videos every night no matter what. I could have no interest in the game or might not even find the video too entertaining. It is just comforting now after watching for so many years. I rewatch older videos when I have time too. Thanks for somehow creating such a wholesome community.

After playing all The Sims games there are...i honestly understand the fires everywhere...just thinking about whenever i start a sim and tell them to go cook something ;-;

"If your sad your house gets demolished!" Dang... breaking up with your significant other just became a lot more brutal.

This city actually seemed to work surprisingly well

Kevin continues to perfectly emulate america every time he builds a society

Kevin's Imitation of Homer's "c'mon" always cracks me up 😂😂😂

I loooove when you play Sim City. I will admit, this was a little too reflective of the real world tho 🤣

Kevin's Mr. Krabs impression is scaringly accurate 😳

When did he stop saying "My name is Kevin?" I have no idea who I am watching now... This could be some imposter!

@AstroHierarchy

2 жыл бұрын

spain has changed kevin

"What inspired you to build a second gambling house next to the original?" "Money."

I love how GrayStillPlays and Kevin seem to be trading titles formulas lmao

Kevin is building up the whole premise of Fallout New Vegas faster than the few months the Obsidian Ent. Studios had to make the whole game.

Nice to see Kevin becoming the embodiment of extreme capitalism

@Danielle-eu3li

2 жыл бұрын

Modern day* capitalism tbh

"today we're gonna be ruining lives to make money" So just any sims video?

AAA IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE FOR SUCH A LONG TIME- THANK YOU, DJ KEVI

"Throw the bodies in the landfill, we don't have a church" would make an awesome shirt 😂😂

Everyday I'm depressed but when I see that kevin posted a video even if only for 20 minutes, I'm happy again :)

This is something Mr Krabbs will do when building a city. Profit over people

As a person who was born and raised in Las Vegas... you just created Las Vegas (the gambling, mining to fund it, and everything else LOL)

This was hilarious! Hope there are more videos of this

ahhh, kevin exploiting cities for profit. feels strangely like home

Day 3 of letting kevin know that we each draw a card from the top of the pack and look at it the objective is to have a high card the person who drew second can swap cards with the person who drew first, the person who drew first can then put his card at the bottom of the pack and draw a new one from the top. when both players have had a chance to change their cards they compare to see who has the highest card.

When I try to play these games seriously, I go bankrupt so fast. When Kevin plays them in every way that's unintended, he makes profit. God bless ya, Kevo

Love this!! Must continue!! Also waiting for next city sky line episode

This was one of the first games I ever got when I got my first laptop (that and civ 5) or at least an older version of it?? Very nostalgic

Gotta love that youtube shows this game as “Cities: Skylines”

Call me Kevin: "it's easy to get rid of waste if you throw it in the water." UK Government: "WRITE THAT DOWN!"

Give us more SimCity videos Mate I loved that game as a child

This is just the sims if Jim were mayor.

I wish they’d make a new sim city. It’s a shame the last one was such trash :( City skylines is the only alternative for a good modern city builder for now

I definetly need to see more of this

17:38 wait. We can have more of this Simcity turned to Tropico 6? Ofc we want that Kev🤩

‘Sim City but I exploited people for profit’ How is this different from any other Sims video Kevin makes?

Really love the thumbnail for this one👍

@hagrid3348

2 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

5:47 "Omg, dude, the objective name (fuel for the fire)! Have you no empathy for your neighbors?" POP (Profit Over People) in a nutshell: Fuel (more houses) for the fire! Victims for the criminals! Money for the mayor!

Kevin building a mercantilist mining city in the middle of the Amazon is hilarious

Day 144 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

Day "I want to live in Pickens country" of asking Kevin to play Rusty Lake games

Fun fact: The World’s Largest Ball of Twine is in Cawker City, Kansas. It started with one person with a dumb little hobby. Now, there’s a little celebration for the ball of twine where people add more twine. This started because after the original twine-person died, someone else tried to make a bigger ball of twine. In memorial of the person who started the ball of twine, the community protects the world record by continuing to build up the twine ball. It’s really silly, but it’s also very sweet. I drive through Cawker City a few times each year, and even though I don’t stop for the twine, it makes me smile. Also if there three more balls of twine, it’d be hilarious to see where they’d put it

I'm watching this at my sisters wedding right now and its definitely helping since I'm pretty sure I have heatstroke right now. So thank you Kevin for your help!

Your mayor is Jim Pickens. Mayor, cult leader, and overseer of the empire…

I read "sim city" and I already knew what the rest of the tittle was gonna be

@IamaPERSON

2 жыл бұрын

Same. How are you

@Carla-wk3mz

2 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON im doing good, i started painting recently. What about you?

@hagrid3348

2 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

@IamaPERSON

2 жыл бұрын

@@Carla-wk3mz nice, what are you painting? I'm good too

@Carla-wk3mz

2 жыл бұрын

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

"Have you no empathy?" Kevin, you have no right to utter that sentence

Yes!! Please play more. This was entertaining

Kevin: God, so many people want to live here. I don’t know why. Me: *tHaTs fReE ReAl-eStAtE*

"But it's out of control I can't do anything about it" - *CallMeKevin, 2021*

Kevin aggressively expands oil tycoon business at the expense of the lives of the local populace *America loved that*

kevin is the real mastermind behind all the Vault-Tec experiments in fallout

SimCity definitely isn't the best city builder but there is still plenty of fun to be had, I think more people should give it a chance.

@thefullmontea

2 жыл бұрын

I really wanted to lvoe it, had been looking forward to it for so long. Thing is, it was just awful when it came out. Horrible lack of features, mechanics only available through DLCs, and just poor optimisation and bug fixing. Cities Skylines was the saviour we needed, and it definitely delivered. There are definitely many parts of Simcity 2013 that were actually great, and I wished were carried over to CS. Like adding on truck garages to fire stations and things like that.

Ah, capatalism at it's finest!

More of it! I love it

I hope you keep playing this, it was do entertaining 😂

Why is no one mentioning that today is Jim Pickens birthday

@hagrid3348

2 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

@kraanz

2 жыл бұрын

We're afraid he might invite us to the party.

Why is Kevin so interested in his oil? _Is Kevin secretly America?_

I’d love to see this become a series

I am just happy that he does not discriminate against murderers. It really makes the town feel welcome to everyone!

A hilarious representation of when the means of production are controlled by a lunatic government.

a game like this with chaos mode integration could be a fun game idea.

YOU THE MAN KEVIN WE ALL LOVE YA AND YOUR VIDS NO HOMO BRO

I do indeed want to see more of this. It was awesome :D

Day 72 of telling Kevin that my friend said and I quote "Kevin is boring and he probably smells cheese, but like not in a bad way ya know" and after some further thought I think Kevin would smell like cheese. (I asked her and she said Swiss cheese)

@hagrid3348

2 жыл бұрын

Hagrid.

this is how it would look alike if kevin didn't lost presidential elections to fascist party in bitlife

"I have no idea what you're saying" Kevin, we all know you speak fluent simmlish.

Just got off work and I’m greeted with a Kevin vid. Love

"Look at all those natural resources" not two seconds later "alright let's get rid of this rainforest"

Yeaaaahh Kevin's SimCity videos are awesome

"You will be filthy, I will be filthy rich" Kevin, 2021

I see Kevin is finally playing a game the correct way: as a politician

The murderer was probably pretty helpful as if he kills the people who already lost everything while gambling the house is open for new mon- i mean families to move in