Welcome to the Provolone family.

@arandomsovietsoldier3340

5 жыл бұрын

GrayStillPlays hello

@jayb4305

5 жыл бұрын

Nice

@aaron_408

5 жыл бұрын

*NO*

@seemslegit614

5 жыл бұрын

Hi gray we love u

@AundraehLafflepaffle

5 жыл бұрын

Thank u

“Politics are hard and stabbing people is easy” quoted by GrayStillPlays.

@Mr-Ad-196

5 жыл бұрын

Ehh sounds like politic to me.

@acecard999

5 жыл бұрын

MR AD 😂😂😂

@daniellewilson8527

5 жыл бұрын

I like how he said politics is hard but then used politics to take over

@acecard999

5 жыл бұрын

Danielle Wilson mostly true😂

@KevinMcScrooge

5 жыл бұрын

sounds like the Romans with Caesar.

You go from lurking behind barrels and bushes to sitting on the judge's bench. That's a solid Lv. 1 Crook to Lv. 100 Boss story, right there. Love how in the end, all that was left to you was that you could T-pose aggressively as a mayor

@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539

3 жыл бұрын

Hey- T-posing is scary !

Guard: "Sir, we found this man murdering somebody. What should we do?" Gray: *he's one of mine* "I say he's not guilty, let him go free." Guard: "Sir, are you sure?" Gray: "Do you want to go to jail?" Guard: "No, sir. He will go free, sir."

@dydysenpai7460

4 жыл бұрын

Nicolas Clark bruh

@nichsa8984

4 жыл бұрын

what the hell that sunflower are magician cloaking invisible ablities plant stealth hiding cloak

@timtams_6

4 жыл бұрын

*"That's Mafia"*

@taramcareavey6723

3 жыл бұрын

Nichsa 89 whaaaaaat

What Gray says: Politics is hard What Gray does: Flawlessly utilizes politics.

@idndyzgaming

5 жыл бұрын

What Gray says: I'm in the red What happens: $1bn in savings

@GrayStillPlays

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair I didn't need to come up with any political speeches because I kept killing everyone else that was in office.

@kaikart123

5 жыл бұрын

@@GrayStillPlays You can fart on the mic and people will still cheer for you. Whether through mass brainwashing or oppression. Politics is fun!

@Bael_KnightMage

5 жыл бұрын

This is so amazing I'm laughing my ass off at 2 in the morning wondering why people haven't woken up from the chaos yet.

@karlthejarl2536

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bael_KnightMage They're all dead

Don Provolone. Also known on the streets as: FatCheeZ

@oldmanmammoth5364

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Coffee sometimes they call him... Master Munster

@_Yuputka_

5 жыл бұрын

This is easily the best comment, I haven't seen any others, but this tops them

@Rose_Harmonic

5 жыл бұрын

I resemble that remark

@t.r.luxx1311

5 жыл бұрын

Idk why but at first I read that as Feta cheese not Fat cheese 😂😂😂😂😂 I think that's a sign I need to stop drinking for the night 😂😂😂😂😂

@TheBoolinRedneck

5 жыл бұрын

that fat should be spelt with a phat

Robs people and then runs for public office. Politics Simulator 2019

@TheWoodenshark

5 жыл бұрын

"The only candidate" is technically the best candidate.

@Beregorn88

5 жыл бұрын

Politics is usually the other way around: first you run for office and then you rob people

@mattr2238

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheWoodenshark Not if you're an anarchist.

@Robert-fc9xz

5 жыл бұрын

@@Beregorn88 So edgy!

@poilboiler

5 жыл бұрын

If you rob one man it is a crime. If you rob ten millions it is economics.

Welcome to medieval times today we talk about how the mafia was born

@FlamingFury12

5 жыл бұрын

This is how mafia works

@seemslegit614

5 жыл бұрын

Wow over 200 likes that's the most I ever had thank you guys

@seemslegit614

5 жыл бұрын

Also bring back the long dark interloper mode series

@Maveryik

5 жыл бұрын

@@FlamingFury12 oh man you did that already oof

@mandickthetittysmithy5117

5 жыл бұрын

640 likes now.

*"The Provolones send their regards."*

@memelord97-99

4 жыл бұрын

*”And so does the economy.”*

@ingamingpc1634

3 жыл бұрын

This is truly The Game of Thrones simulator we all want sadly there is no war

@lazyliongames5858

3 жыл бұрын

*"ARCHIBALD NO!"*

I can't see why poisoning the city's wells should be illegal. Finally, a mayor with some sense.

@fftere

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly my toughts, sir.

@TheArklyte

4 жыл бұрын

Once everything is legal a chaos will start... but then the circle of revenge would make sure that the most chaotic types don't fit into "survival of the fittest":D

That was the most accurate representation of Brazil I have ever seen

@eriksilva631

5 жыл бұрын

Please come to Brazil

@brunobarreto9197

5 жыл бұрын

100%

@okinawadreaming

5 жыл бұрын

PLS COME TO BRASIL

@Tien1610

5 жыл бұрын

Rio de Janeiro simulator

@alexandrusepetan2672

4 жыл бұрын

omfg =))))))

"Can you please impregnate her?" "I stole from someone and my expected punishment is public shame" "The blessing of outright criminalistic mafiaism"

@j.b.5422

5 жыл бұрын

"I make more money than God."

@claire-db4yi

4 жыл бұрын

100th like

"I have money please make me a better person" scientology in a nutshell

@scottmantooth8785

5 жыл бұрын

look...the sensory detecto thingy indicator is moving from the left to the right...showing just how much of your total net income and wealth it will take for you to be accepted into our exclusive circle of chosen acolytes and book your reservation on the next ship leaving earth before the next asteroid strikes rendering Earth a desolate shell populated by mutant zombies and radioactive ice spiders....just sign here

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

4 жыл бұрын

Scott Mantooth the only not terrible thing about them is their theology

@jacobkeegan721

Жыл бұрын

The Catholic church circa 1536 would like to know your location...

Funny thing is, this is pretty much how a thief guild would operate. The whole point of having a guild is that you can enforce a monopoly on your trade within a given city. So, in this case, only those working for the Provolones are allowed to commit crimes. The only trick is finding a way to enforce it legally. I think the only other thief guild that gets this right (as in, not _just_ being an organized crime family) is the one from Terry Pratchett's Discworld books: The guild thieves are legally allowed to steal a certain amount as long as they pay their taxes, and meanwhile helps keep the number of non-guild crime to a minimum. The idea being that if you're going to have crimes regardless, they may as well be official crimes that the government has some control over.

Enters game Gray: God I wanna kill that chicken😂😂😂😂😂

@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323

5 жыл бұрын

I geuss gray won't survive skyrim lok

@omeka8842

5 жыл бұрын

also a cat and a chicken but chicken are dangerus....Link know

@davidfriesen6716

5 жыл бұрын

@@omeka8842 don't ever hit a chicken in Legend of Zelda! I learned the hard way

@jpvanimations9289

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oIhktdmEZdHWmLw.html

@DarkMirria1

4 жыл бұрын

In Hyrule Chicken’s kill you.

Grey: lets make a mafia in the medieval century Medieval FBI: yeah this is the guy

@9thDallasMowerExpo

5 жыл бұрын

Feudal Brethren of Inquisitors

@thewanderingmistnull2451

4 жыл бұрын

Too late, Gray's already the medieval FBI, too.

when medieval mafia is said in first 0:07 seconds you gotta know its gonna be a good episode :D Don Provolone better than the entire Skyrim guild :D

@schmeghammer4563

5 жыл бұрын

Better than skyrim guild? Debatable....

@rpmproductions9134

5 жыл бұрын

@@schmeghammer4563 when you've played through so many times though :D and of course Skyrim's a great game with unbelievable mods to make it age well but this looks new and like a good laugh and this game has chickens that don't report crimes :D

@jpvanimations9289

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oIhktdmEZdHWmLw.html

@S3Cs4uN8

5 жыл бұрын

@@schmeghammer4563 I dunno, the Thieve's Guild questline in Skyrim is probably one of the most terribly written things in that game with more plot-holes and contrivances than a colander.

@SCHMOBEX

5 жыл бұрын

@@S3Cs4uN8 Well its still better than the bards college i guess ^^

Good to know that gray will be a good future president

@Hyajae

5 жыл бұрын

Gray for president 2020?

@zenos9666

5 жыл бұрын

Yep I believe so

@Shatterverse

5 жыл бұрын

Still a better president than Trump.

@gman235

5 жыл бұрын

If he had the way to, he would own the supreme court, the presidency and be the speaker of the house (legelative branch) at the same time. Then make himself have enough power to stay in office and use government money for himself. Basically make a USA North Korea, a dictator ship that prevents all competition. He would take away the bill of rights. Then he would go to take over the world. Gray is a monster that we have to appease with veiws or else he will destroy the world.

@metatv2273

5 жыл бұрын

Just needs to turn 34 or whatever the age is to be president

Gray is the only KZreadr I know that plays the game the way I play games

@Shrikesthorne

5 жыл бұрын

He plays like all of us. We all suck

@funybirbman3813

5 жыл бұрын

Have you heard of valefisk.

Mikalanjello is the most ghetto name ever 😂

@bobsaget4171

5 жыл бұрын

After Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, there was a lady on the news with her 2 sons, Lemonjello and Orangejello. Ley-mon-gelo and Or-ahn-gelo.

@robthomas7392

5 жыл бұрын

needs some apostrophes, though.

@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539

5 жыл бұрын

He didn’t have enough space to spell it right. I wonder if he spelled it right he would find a wife faster

GrayStillPlays, the only KZreadr that makes the world a better place in under a second. :)

@howdymate9389

5 жыл бұрын

For us, anyway. Can't say the same for the poor A.I. though...

@katherinehearnet7533

5 жыл бұрын

By blowing it up?

@-tyler-williams1045

5 жыл бұрын

check out "kevin is here"

"Politics is hard and stabbing people is easy." I believe that sums up your philosophy and strategy in every single game you have ever made a video for on this channel gray. LMAO

My allegiance to Don Provolone, may he stay foxy and get much love!!!!

Grey: *Controlls every thing in the city* Me: Thats how mafia works

@katherinehearnet7533

5 жыл бұрын

Remember Navarro You are...... Not wrong at all

GRAY YOU HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SHREK AND YOU MISSED IT

@johnjames7668

5 жыл бұрын

70th like C:

@Peepsters...

5 жыл бұрын

@@jpvanimations9289 please stop

@kalooakl9029

5 жыл бұрын

JPV animations ok?

@BEENZ069

5 жыл бұрын

I know right!!!!!!

@xcoltergeistx

5 жыл бұрын

That's ok he made Al Borlin from home improvement lol

Mercenary : "you're being mugged" Lady : " *no u* "

Gray became an earlier version of Jonathan Wilde, the man who pretended to be guarding London from robbers while he made all the thieves in London work for him. However, when London caught Wilde, it was literally GAME OVER for him.

Game had to break physics and freeze time and space to prevent Gray from absolute control. If Gray ever decides to take control in the real world we will probably need to do the same thing. All Hail Gray.

Gray: "I just like Provolone cheese" Me: *Stops eating provolone cheese in a few seconds of shock*

"The only game where you can own a business that is essentially the mafia in medieval times..." So basically just owning a business in medieval times?

"Politics is hard and stabbing people is easy." Convince me there's a difference.

@danconrad920

4 жыл бұрын

Stab him and he might die.. it's kind of hard to steal from the dead. Politics, you can rob people and they will thank you

@Draco-pv8ie

Жыл бұрын

War is just Politics with Violence

"He looks like Paul Bunyon if Paul Bunyon drank beer all day and regretted his life decisions." ROTFLMFAO

"I Built a Business That Destroys Lives Professionally" You could've just shortened the title to "I Built a Business"

@ColonelMetus

5 жыл бұрын

Orange man bad

Build a business that only helps the janitors. Every other job gets no benefits and no sick days.

@tizzlegaming8688

5 жыл бұрын

ok Dax

@primuspilusfellatus6501

5 жыл бұрын

@@tizzlegaming8688 😂😂😂😂 Dax out here avenging his ex-collegues

@flameoguy3804

5 жыл бұрын

syntrocracy

@quoddie

5 жыл бұрын

that’s absolutely genius

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

4 жыл бұрын

Alexis Bailey any game

LMFAOOO IM A BARISTA AND I DIED @ “we got tall, grande and venti” 😭😭😭😂

Gray: *takes over the entire city* The Game: I have decided that I want to die

Sinclair Awesome is a much more amusing name to me. This was also a missed opportunity to use the toxic green color and make a Shrek-like character.

"Intelligence hahahaha" -GrayStillPlays -Also god creating me

Long as I can farm my hemp legally I'll be safe from Gray's demented hands of justice

The more I learn about Gray the more I like him. A lefty who loves provolone cheese? Are you my real dad?

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

4 жыл бұрын

S H he's a lefty too?

When gray uploads I know it’s a fun time

This is the single most amazing thing I've seen Gray do without breaking a game from the inside out.

“This is the smallest amount of power I’ve ever seen go to someone’s head”

One of my all time favourite game was the guild 2. One of the strategy I use to run was a church for my main guy and thieves guild for the wife. Every day at mid day I send my priest out to the market and preach the good word, while my thieves relieves the prishioners off their worldly belongings.

*thinks about playing Guild 3* *Sees Gray made a video playing it* That works.

@klmklm16

5 жыл бұрын

"Guild 2 renasance" is better, specially with Fajeth mod pack

I don't know how I never heard about this game before watching this. It looks brilliant.

Heres a tactic that worked in guild2: Early game place hookers in front of city hall. Theres a good chance they will stall other factions as they try to enter for the city meetings. 2 or 3 hookers in the right spots (a small triangle) works wonders for early city positions. And dont forget that inbreeding rules

This is absolutely what I love about the guild. I remember starting off as a robber as well and ended up installing my entire dynasty to every branch of the government.

someone just learned how politics work

so... politics and taxes basically "nobody gets to rob the people of this town except my family" sounds an awful lot like taxes to me

As ridiculous as it seems, this playthrough is 100% historically accurate. Johnathan Wild served as the thief taker general in London. He ran an extortion / theft gang, while arresting rival gang members for the reward money.

This is the closes simulation to Brazilian congress I've ever seen But not corrupt enough doh

Gray you should do an episode of this game where your *goal is to breed a superior breed of human* Where you get the best fertility and excellent genes for you and hunt a wife with excellent genes. Then breed and take control of your children finding a spouse with high genes, rinse and repeat over and over until you break the game with God like characters.

@Kitty-Marks

5 жыл бұрын

Gray you could also try the same idea, breaking the game through breeding with a game called Ark Survivor Evolved. You can breed dinos and you could adjust the settings so you could breed them super quickly.

@kaptenlemper

4 жыл бұрын

CKII-level eugenics? Sign me up!

GrayStillPlays do the Florida Man Challenge Throw a gator at our governor

@autisticgamer24

5 жыл бұрын

It would have been better if it was to throw a gator into a grinder

“Throw stones at him, he’s different “! 🤣🤣

@eddykidplayzyt

3 жыл бұрын

Cool emote

"The truth is politics is hard But stabbing people is easy." -Graystillplays. Real gangster

Love you Gray

@cnew5648

5 жыл бұрын

Gay

Grey : finds a way to rob people Game : oh no😰

1:30 Tanker cap FtW! Also I love the fact you're basically bribing people to like you with their own money you stole from them.

A more useful Thieves Guild, than the one in Skyrim's Riften! Great content By the way Gray!

Gray daily uploads Single player dammit 😂😂😂 Don Provolone

This needs to be a weekly upload!

I just feel so honored to have witnessed Don Provalone and the Provalone family completely take over an entire city. A true rags to riches story.

Make a video on power and revolution and just leave it for 500 years

Nice! You just managed to replicate Argentina!

Alternate Title: Local Florida Man turns Perfectly Good Bureaucracy into a Dictatorship.

@apple54345

5 жыл бұрын

Mayors hate him.

0:57 are we gonna ignore that Don came from the future to help Gray make him??? That is literally don right there

I like how it showed that producing offspring was legal, as if to imply that you _could_ make it illegal. LOL

I really love your channel , what you do in these games cracks me up!😂

but does tha Provolone Familiy own a full LICOR bar ?

This is legit one of my favorite episodes. Provolone (and Gray's voice overs) are awesome!

1:28 hey your the grand champion!!

Grey... He went from robbers to being mayor just to make the purge legal xD

2:20 "King what is the king we are robbing that " xD

Whenever I feel down your videos always get my mood up lol

*Reads title.* Me: "I didn't know Gray made Twitter."

Well it's not like RL Magdeburg is much different :D

This game + Graystillplays = better then these days's comedy movies :D

This is absolutely hysterical. I loved it

"Capitalists believe they can take everything at the table as belonging to them. Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class." - Al Capone

@mittens2442

4 жыл бұрын

#diedofsiphilis

@petesmith9475

4 жыл бұрын

ok. you just described communism.

Bring me A SHRUBBERY

"I built a business that destroys lives professionally" - Good job with building your first bank. Remember to charge more fees.

14:20 LOL The rest of the council noped out of there!

1:31 I almost spit my coffee; you're dude looks like the Adoring Fan from Oblivion.

You should of looked at the female choices in the character creator I bet it would of been funny :3

@scottmantooth8785

5 жыл бұрын

yes please do that...

10:58 "patrolling the streets, looking for / not our own people" congratulations, you are now - A GOVERNMENT. *mic drop*

I LOVE THIS MAKE MOAR

Hes basically the Bloody Baron from The Witcher 3

Good job Gray....you managed to keep me up again! New game damm it!

Me falling in love with these videos makes so much sense.

Now *this* is how mafia works... literally

12.40 Gary : *mafia is amazing I control everything. I control people punishments. I control how much money they have. I have everything* That's litery how mafia works gary

Thats some crazy ass whooping mafia took the entire city and became the major instead *Me : Excuse me ? What ?*

Bro this was just to good😂😂😂

Ha ha haa, it's great to see where the chaos began. You sir get another thumbs up. 😁👍

I was watching jojo when i saw new vid from Grey. It was a hard choice but hardest choices require strongest will.

@KikinCh1kin

5 жыл бұрын

I see you chose wisely

@wuxiagamescentral

5 жыл бұрын

You forsake your humanity

@funybirbman3813

4 жыл бұрын

Jojo... Siwa?

Play the Mobile game: We happy Restaurant. Its just sounding like a perfect game for you

I would love to see more of this😂

I definitely would like to see more of this!

new title for this game : " How Don Provolone became President"