Can go ahead and get it here! play.crusaderkings.com/isorrowproductions And my Twitch to view the Ck3 VOD here twitch.tv/ispuuuv

@mrmarmellow563

2 жыл бұрын

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@JumboGaming001

2 жыл бұрын

Good sir, I formally request that you play planet war total war

@mrmarmellow563

2 жыл бұрын

FUMNY &JUST SO FERRY VUNNY

@mitchtherighteous

2 жыл бұрын

WOW LE EPIC L337 CK3 RELIC SNATCHING SPONSORED BY DORITOS & 420 MOUNTAIN DEW

@Walesball1214

2 жыл бұрын

i got inspired when it was 0.01

Imagine living in that timeline as a Czech peasant.. one day your ruled by a competent duke named Vladislav, 5 seconds after midnight some guy called Goblin steals all of the Emperors Clothes, drips himself out, dubs himself 'King of Fashion' then just dies.

@wencosa

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds very Czech to me.

@foreignfat6009

11 ай бұрын

​@@wencosajust shut up

If a king stole the Kaiser's crown, among fucking everything else, and had enough combat prowess to kill a bear, all as a malformed dwarf, I'd say they'd be pretty goddamn prestigious.

@katanah3195

Жыл бұрын

Anyone can kill a bear, a true test of bravery and skill would be to tame one and get bear hugs.

Glad to see Paradox bringing back the most fun and the most broken feature on CK2 to CK3, waiting for the Alexander Bloodline for the complete brokenness

@theextremeloader1

2 жыл бұрын

Oops all bots

@jolleh

2 жыл бұрын

Oops all- god dammit

@ThighErda

2 жыл бұрын

cant wait for diseases mechanics, BUT, we can start diseases on purpose during sieges by flinging dead bodies

@alexmuller6752

2 жыл бұрын

gonna be a few years until ck3 has as much content as ck2. until then, not really interested in playing

@alexmuller6752

2 жыл бұрын

well. while i wrote this he mentioned the culture mechanic and that is new. so, maybe i'm gonna play it earlier than i thought :)

Alpha Grindset: Steal the Holy Roman Emperors crown. Sigma Grindset: Steal the Holy Roman Emperors crown, wear it to his court.

who remembers in 2017/18 when ISP was blacklisted from all Paradox & events and new releases, now he gets to play every DLC early + get paid for it. big W

@demodude6865

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit fr? What the hell happened?

@lester_the_molester

2 жыл бұрын

Our daddy is coming up in the world.

@germanyballwork5301

2 жыл бұрын

I remember, what did he do to change that? Apart from becoming the thing he made fun of?

@9wowable

2 жыл бұрын

@@demodude6865 his videos used to be a lot less tame and more edgy. His entire channel started as a parody of the marketable, and in his words “boring” paradox/total war channels on KZread at the time. He was just a bit of an antagonist.

@samphillips8188

2 жыл бұрын

@@demodude6865 my guess is he was too edgy and paradox didn’t want to risk partnering up with him and then having him say something really bad. He’s not nearly as edgy as he used to be and has grown very large in subscribers and views. Partnering up with the yogscast also probably helped. ISP has spoken in the past about they help him get sponsorships. Paradox has sponsored with yogscast in the past, so it might be a “if they trust him, we can trust him” type attitude.

I really want to see a playthrough seeking to create the most cursed hybrid cultures. I want Polish-Berber-Sephardi-Welsh-Mongol-Tamil-Amharic culture, please.

@naansoos798

2 жыл бұрын

@today was a good day today was a bad day

@JustAPintOfMilk

2 жыл бұрын

i think feedback gaming made a video where he merged so many cultures that he reached the sign limit on the culture name

@yaitz3313

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustAPintOfMilk Yeah, I've seen it. I want to see ISP make a similar video.

@f2b962

2 жыл бұрын

I think Rimmy did a Anglo-Swedish-Russian- Polish- Dutch-Saxon and a few others or something along those lines

@yaitz3313

2 жыл бұрын

@@f2b962 Rimmy only had one Royal Court video, and it's not that.

Royal Court has been out for how short a time and isorrow has already found a way to break it. Good job, Paradox.

@Crusher29

2 жыл бұрын

It breaks your save anyways

@scottishemu159

2 жыл бұрын

Why is there a Christian and a dating bot here

@puroboludeo1

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottishemu159 I think he's Muslim, not Christian

@scottishemu159

2 жыл бұрын

@@puroboludeo1 ok

@alexev651

2 жыл бұрын

@@Crusher29 updating to a different version of the game which changes several fundamentals of the game, who’d of thought it would break your saves???

You should put these artifacts in a single museum

@quartztemplar3676

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps on an island. Britain, for example!

@cuff1626

2 жыл бұрын

CK3 but i make the British museum

@isaacpowrie465

2 жыл бұрын

Would the beginning of the museum name perhaps be British

@archenema6792

2 жыл бұрын

"The Greeks have no enemies except the Turks and Lord Elgin"

@carlmetaltaku3150

2 жыл бұрын

No Mr. Jones‚ you belong in a museum!

This year's mega campaign is going to be ''interesting'' to say the least.

@paulobodanezereva8175

2 жыл бұрын

bro imagine with vic 3...

@scottishemu159

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Arbiter099

2 жыл бұрын

Bit of a shame the hybrid culture shenanigans will probably be obliterated importing into EU4

@senseishu937

2 жыл бұрын

Especially with Victoria 3? Hell yah

I wonder if all the people who had their artifacts stolen knew how sus the goblin king is.

@thecanadiankiwibirb4512

2 жыл бұрын

Amongus

"The motto of the Goblin SUS family, 'Gimme da loot baby', is elegantly inscribed on one side" now that is a lit brooch

Finally, the true romanian experience in CK3.

@AemondHightower3679

2 жыл бұрын

@@nifa7231 fucking bot

@AemondHightower3679

2 жыл бұрын

@@nifa7231 do not click that link is either a scam or a virus

@AemondHightower3679

2 жыл бұрын

@@nifa7231 also might be a phishing link

@2romanian4you20

2 жыл бұрын

As a romanian, i have never been so offended by something i completely agree with

@mateimarian1937

2 жыл бұрын

You don't have the right to make fun of anyone with a gay name like that

As a czech person i can say that stealing goblin represents czechia perfectly if you ever been in prague airport you know

05:25-05:30 Time stamped for posterity and to also make sure that ISP does a Goblin King Christmas card or any other merch featuring said Goblin King! All hail the Goblin King!

"Czech Culture" "Life is just a joke"

@lerafty5116

2 жыл бұрын

I will say the goblin stuff is on point

Turns out that stealing is really prestigious. You can definitely use this fact in your real life experience. Thank you paradox!!

@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567

2 жыл бұрын

Well yea

@monkeyman6819

2 жыл бұрын

brb going to rob a bank

@user-im3to2fr3h

2 жыл бұрын

@@monkeyman6819 paradox opens new job opportunities

@JD-fb8xl

2 жыл бұрын

Just ask Venice, smuggling the bones of a saint out of Alexandria by hiding them in barrels of pork.

@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567

2 жыл бұрын

@@JD-fb8xl just ask Britain, smuggling everything from everywhere to exhibit in London

Missed chance to name him Golum... very sad... very sad XD But love the code of arms^^

@wacasommerfell469

2 жыл бұрын

@@ibusuri1826 Hate you bot💖

@leeyenherngcalebpeircess6121

6 ай бұрын

"They are my... (Blanks) preciouses? Preciousses? How many S?"

Feels like Goblino drew the genetic short straw (heh) cos he looks like a gargoyle and his brother looks like a tiny Guy Pearce in a jester's outfit!

This Goblin King is not a Glam Rock superstar, nor is he a corpulent connoisseur of troll meat, but I am glad to count him among the great rulers of goblinkind.

-HEY, GIVE ME MY CROWN BACK YOU FUCKING GOBLIN! -Here is 10 bucks -Thanks BFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

never underestimate a british man's ability to fill a building full of stolen artifacts from around the world

The "Life is just a Joke" Cultural Tradition really fits

The Amogus banner was glory itself before the game even began. :D Hail King Goblino, the SUSerain of Czechia!

I just about died seeing your goblins on the Stone of Scone, they looked like they were in a highchair.

Other youtubers when they get sponsored: So this is the game, and now I'm gonna read of the script the devs gave me. ISP: I'M GOING TO STEAL A MF THRONE FROM THE SCOTS

As upset as I am that Paradox did not include half of this DLC as base game content like it should have been, seeing ISP explore it makes it all worthwhile. $30 worth? probably not, but who am I to complain

@leongashwig

2 жыл бұрын

a consoomer who mindlessly consoomes, instead of voicing disapproval of the paradox dlc policy

@jamesohearn2364

2 жыл бұрын

It’ll be on sale at some point - grab it when the Game of Thrones mod comes out and it’s a bit cheaper!

@gregorgerzson1767

Жыл бұрын

Paradox is like Sims. They just cut half or 3/4 of their previous game and release it as the next episode of it... Ck3 is even worse. Primogenitura is block because its easy? Who cares historical anymore...

I really hope they at least attempted to balance artifacts in this version. In ck2 they were straight up OP.

@Savaris96

2 жыл бұрын

That depended heavily on what you were actually having I noticed that unless you get outlandishly lucky, you will only get the good stuff when you dont really need it anymore, the only exception being the Magnus Opus and General Books And all of the other shit you can cook up with the hermetics

for these kind of videos is that I love crusader kings 3. can't wait for the horse emperor in ck3

As much as I appreciate this dlc, I will definitely miss that feeling I get whenever I call my daughter Alan by accident. Rip Princess Alan, you will not be missed

"ISP or not, this one is just based around the artifacts mechanic - how weird could it get?"

Of all the family crest’s you could have made it had to be that lmao

I was choking on tea every time ISP zoomed in his face

Doing this as the british is great RP. PUT IT INTO THE MUSEUM FOREVER

i believe you should maybe conglomerate all these artifacts in your european empire! i dont know where but london does seem nice this time of year!

Ah yes, the YOINK playthrough!

Soon as you get a kingdom you can fill your artefacts in a few decades through inspiration, I created the Empire of Jerusalem by merging with Syria and Thessalonica, within a decade I was getting 34 prestige a turn anyway.

Oh my God... I've been so excited for this DLC. Thanks for showing it off, ISP!

"...He requires trinkets" lmfao

You should recreate the British museum with all these stolen artifacts

Really love to see you play ck3!!

That dynasty coat of arms alone is reason enough for a like lmao

Title: "I Broke The New Crusader Kings 3 DLC By Stealing Every Artifact In the World" 13:16 "I didn't even steal everything" - iSorrowproductions That is some very incriminating evidence. The totally legitimately acquired artiface museum wasn't fully completed and frankly my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

This is amazing I would love it if you made more

When this guy boots up ck3 a new meme gets born

God damn it... every CK3 video is like The X-Files... one monstrosity per week

Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos 🎈

This is amazing Laughed out loud at least 3 times

YES I love Crusader Kings 3 I hope you do much more CK3 stuff

Cannot wait to see more CK3.

I really want this expansion but I'm not spending 30 bucks for an expansion of a game that cost me 50. See ya come the Steam summer sale I suppose.

I saw the streaming on youtube but on the Spif, I wish to see your too here. Love =)

Among us is the best running gag of this decade.

been waiting for the ck3 video

god damnit isorrowproductions, the one time i dont check if your streaming, you stream

He keeps saying Goblin but with that look and obsession with other peoples' magic items' all I hear is Gollum.

PDX about to nerf the shit out of this after this video XD

$30 for what should be a $5 DLC.

Isorrow doing the true British museum experience

"Update core national focus trees with alt-history paths and more options (Italy)" I took this from the road map post they made on steam I bet you're happy about this

Another day another yt video I didn't get a notification for

Goblino became king and immediately made his own brother into a jester. Amazing lmao.

2 and a half minutes in and this is looking like a goblin version of the spiffing brit's playthrough on their stream.

Great video!

Isp just recreated himself in ck3

Am back from the shower, I literally shit myself laughing to this video :'D

The Goblin King's has truly become a British Museum, how illustrious.

I heard “we’ll be exploring that in another video” and I already got excited

Can't wait for those extremely cursed coat of arms.

isp staying true to his british blood

ahh, that is the thing from my nightmares. yes, yes, thank you for making my inner deamon in a game.

Happy biritish museum screams in the background * 🤣🤣🤣

the crusades were actually small in size, so seeing all them in a crusade is pretty bonkers

How could u smear my motherland like that!!! XD

Hope we see a new CK3 video sometime soon :)

Ah yes, A bountiful day it is gents, Mr. productions producing art

"It belongs in a museum!"

ISP, why are you like this? jk... Love it!

The perfect video doesnt exis-

Yesterday i had an event with my court jester that i had two button options, a) continue to hear her jokes and laugh to death (with a skull next to it) and b) interrupt the jokes and return to my duties (and continue) :)

Blood Raven aprooved.

The Sus Among Us 😂

"The Duchy of Bohemia" the goblin forefather of all modern Czechs

ISP SHILLING!? jk, love this guy.

Ah, my favorite movie, Goblino's 11

That Goblin is kind of sauce dud

Top 1 balls

1:06 man returned to monke damn

King Goblin of Bohemia, King of fashion and Lord of Drip

possible to get the dna sequence for those 2 splendid characters at the beginning?

I literally couldn't breathe when you put the "sus" banner on the wall 💀

Is it necessary to be feudal to have access to royal court or tribal kings also can have royal courts?

I get home at 10:00 tonight and I see this. What demons have you released. Now I have to till I get off work tomorrow to find out what kind of abomination you have made.... P.S. keep up the good work.

I am begging to see you form Goblin Culture, I need to see what that looks like.

Funny Man loses his mind to a paradox game that isn't HOI4? Unthinkable!!

I thought the thumbnail was just that.. but seeing that ingame.. LMAO

Imagine if ISP played as a Jewish being the goblin king lol

Actually House Seniority is stronger than ever if you have absolute crown authority, because then you can just choose your heir for 1000 Prestige, which you'll attain rather easily thanks to the DLC.

Goblin - King of Fashion :D

Lmao "I can understand why the british museum has so much fun doing this stuff"