In this episode of CK3 with Koifish: Dutch Farmers do the Hakken, Peasant leaders become kings, and URAAAAAAAAAAA! When I saw this culture perk, I knew I had to make it happen! Do you have any ideas for what I could do In CK3 next? Tell me in the comments! :D

@waynec4018

Жыл бұрын

@koifish are you secretly Klaus from American Dad?

@capitainehaddock5205

Жыл бұрын

URAAAAA

@plaguedoctor4009

Жыл бұрын

Hey I got a suggestion play Texas they seem pretty fun to play

@jimmyfuchstein2274

Жыл бұрын

@@waynec4018 Klaus is German

@caniblmolstr4503

Жыл бұрын

Empire of Bactria with Haestinn

I love how he forgot he wasn't playing as a viking and executed everyone in his dungeon ending up with -1200 piety

@demonkingbadger6689

Жыл бұрын

Well, if he was is being a commie, it shouldnt matter, they like making those political prisoners "disappear"🤔

@Артмиш

Жыл бұрын

You know, he doesn't need piety at all. Remember, Comrade, religion is opium for people

@afsmapping6092

Жыл бұрын

It’s pretty accurate.

@furonray

Жыл бұрын

Nah he was playing a communist.

@Cheesblenders4all

Жыл бұрын

state atheism

"I'm gonna kill him. He's my rival because he said my dingdong was small." Another great quote by Koifish.

@BlessedAreTheCheesemakers

Жыл бұрын

"burn their homes and salt their land."

@demonkingbadger6689

Жыл бұрын

I think i heard somewhere the last couple of videos. "You can't have fun times, without war crimes". I got to find a use for that quote.🤔

@demonkingbadger6689

Жыл бұрын

@@BlessedAreTheCheesemakers i prefer to salt their homes and burn their land. What?😏

@dbix11

Жыл бұрын

communists have small dingdongs!

"it was cold in the sauna" Another timeless koifish quote

I'm sure you already know about it, but the Elder Scrolls mod for CK3 is out now, and I think I speak for all of us when I say that I'd love to see what shenanigans you'd get up to when playing it ^^

@micayahritchie7158

Жыл бұрын

Idk anything about Elder Scrolls

@Koifish

Жыл бұрын

Already recorded a few videos in it ;) Being edited now!

@RogueHippie13

Жыл бұрын

@@Koifish I can’t wait

@Lukas-in1yw

Жыл бұрын

@@Koifish URAAAAAAAAAAAA!

@BrokenGibus

Жыл бұрын

@@Koifish Epic!

Feudalism -> Mercantilism -> Capitalism -> Socialism -> Communism. You jumped past three stages of human development and modes of production. Incredible

@demonkingbadger6689

Жыл бұрын

I thought it also had tribalism before feudalism, but it has been near 3 decades since my education on that

Honestly didn't expect a 20 minute howto on Trotskyist Entryism.

With all these vikings popping up even in unrelated videos, it makes me think that even a campaign in India will somehow result in vikings.

@demonkingbadger6689

Жыл бұрын

Haesteinn already did that in an earlier video, actually.😉

@andyhx2

Жыл бұрын

My most fun, campaign in India was started as Danish dwarf going for varangian adventure to India.

'' First off all, kill the child, KILL THE CHILD ! Consume the child. " -Koifish 2022

@more17

Жыл бұрын

Koifish is channeling Alex Jones energy.

@vic_1726

Жыл бұрын

Normal communism thing.

Was anyone else legit expecting Koifish to say that communism was invented by Jarl Hastein?

Actually there is mod called Res Publica and it allows to play as republic. I had some problems with succession but other than that everything is working and there are even some mechanics that are not in vanilla CK3. I reccommend checking it

@alfredorotondo

Жыл бұрын

Ah, the mafia

@katanah3195

8 ай бұрын

There was this *crazy* post apocalyptic mod for CK2 back in the day... among its features were new republic systems and Stalinism as a religion. Truth be told I only ever played it for that bit. It wasn't a good representation of communism but I liked how far it pushed the game code to try to portray a distorted dystopian future understanding of it.

No matter what happens, I will always be happy to see someone play as the Dynasty of King Radbod.

"This isn't how we start the revolution, with infighting" Leniin: Sweats in murdering Socialists and Anarchists after the revolution

Love how they added warband music in the great civil war on the end.

1:34 ngl as a Dutchman you shooketh me with surprise.

Another hilarious video 😂 great job to you & editor

norse republic with el presidente haestinn sounds great

the mount & blade warband music is just a blessing to my ears

For the Communist French flag, you should have done the in-world flag; red, white, blue with the red star

With your love of playing as Vikings, have you ever tried making a matriarchal Viking society of Valkyrie warrior women? Wage war and send all the armies of the world to Valhalla!

@PraiseJ-Pope

Жыл бұрын

Theres even a mod to summon a valkyrie which is totally op (and the trait can be usee in ruler maker)

I believe there’s mods to let you play as a Republic

Can’t wait for the elder kings series :D

abbas ibn firnas is a real dude with the same goal of flying.

I love the videos where the premise gets away from him lol

love the Mount and blade warband tunes in the back round

You make these games look fun! 👍

Amazing vid koi

Love the videos

bruh the music from the original Sims game cracks me up every time hahah 10/10

“Cool little camps…where people that aren’t controlled hang out?”

Awesome content

such a good video. greetings from germany

"Very cool." as he hovers over the "commit suicide" decision

the only youtuber keeping ck3 alive

@mr.crowgamer6250

Жыл бұрын

There’s plenty..

@epicepic2515

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.crowgamer6250 fr

@Cretaigne95

Жыл бұрын

Ck3 is dead?

@raphaelrose9391

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t even know ck3 is dead?

@mr.crowgamer6250

Жыл бұрын

@@Cretaigne95 long live Elden kings 2

I'm glad to see Koifish got into Victoria 3!

Communistszoon is a great name for your house since it implies your the son of communism

"because its a shitty system that exploits the people" as if thats not the primary definition of what my boss and landlord are doing.

@Poadiup

Жыл бұрын

hey when capitalists exploit people its good

@bakermayfield6hunnitdan6er24

Жыл бұрын

So you’d rather have the government exploit you with no chance to move up as opposed to how capitalism works now? I’d rather have the chance to climb the ladder as opposed to having the govt steal my step-stool and say I’m not allowed to not be poor…

@Poadiup

Жыл бұрын

​@@bakermayfield6hunnitdan6er24 but capitalism demands that someone be poor. You cant have a class system without forcing some to wipe the shit of others or starve. As I walk down city streets lined with the meager possessions of our wretched starving poor, I have to think, I own nothing but my labor to sell. The fear of abject poverty is a useful tool to keep people working for a meager fraction of the value they provide as we all scrape by with no sense of community. Constantly in competition. But this idea that communists seek only to make everyone poor is funny indeed.

@magnusorn7313

Жыл бұрын

@@bakermayfield6hunnitdan6er24 I would rather housing not be something to speculate into and profit off of. Have you seen housing markets recently? or just in general? its the same everywhere no matter the time.

@magnusorn7313

Жыл бұрын

@@bakermayfield6hunnitdan6er24 "I’d rather have the chance to climb the ladder" the vast, overwhelming majority of all people die in the exact same class they were born in, I would rather only have to pay 15% or less of my income in rent than have the tiny, absolutely marginal chance that one day it will be me who is charging people half their income in rent.

0:08 those words contrast each other so much

The warband music 🫡

Helt klart den bästa kanalen på youtube atm

@Koifish

Жыл бұрын

Tack tack! :D

I can't tell you how many times I was saying WTF during this video lol 😂 this guy is amazing ❤️

Reminds me of your old mount and blade communist video which I can't find anywhere

As a Russian, I laughed my ass off on the Lenin joke already, the rest of the video literally mad me cry tears of joy that I wiped with my stalinium handkerchief

@Koifish

Жыл бұрын

Make sure to replenish tears with high quality kvass!

@mrmarmellow563

Жыл бұрын

STAND UP FOR 🅿️eace were U can PLZ☦️☮️

Anyone know the music played on the flute or pipe during the movie?

The Smurfs crave Viking Saga in CK3

Coomumist Haestinn when?

@katanah3195

8 ай бұрын

Don't encourage Koifish's addiction!

lmao i died so hard at the mass purge

It was cold in the sauna

Allergic to Swissmen, eh? Nice try, but you won't get rid of me that easily xD

Glory To The Supreme Leader Uraaaaaaaaa

Hey Koifish, would you be interested in playing the Elder Kings 2 mod for Crusader Kings 3 and making a Video on it? Cause it looks awesome.

@Koifish

Жыл бұрын

Already recorded it! :D

@thesaltysandvich9257

Жыл бұрын

@@Koifish NICE!

Let's be honest, you can break every Paradox Game with Communism!

@demonkingbadger6689

Жыл бұрын

Heh, to be honest, you can break the real world with it.😂

this is the 2nd Dutch start I have ever seen....thespiffingbrit did a Dutch start in Spain...but didn't go for total communism:)

Making Monarcho-Bolchevik Dutch. My socialist Dutch heart is at ease.

Crusader Komrades

Hmm yes lore of a monsoc Lore momentum 100

Lenin died and his post taken by Stalin is historically accurate.

2:53 why the fuck is everyone called Rick grimes

OOHRAH!

Fish good

8:16 "Very, very cool!" *Opens decision tab and hovers over "Attempt Suicide" decision*

Nice

6:36 no it isn’t accu

Can you play rome 2 total war play as rome again but unite the historacel accurate roman empire

inca moment

Perfect russian accent! Реально)

I want to see you play a dictatorship playthrough. Your vassals get no land, you have ultimate power.

fish

Frisian fries

Osten = Ost = Chesse = Kaas = Käse

UUURRRRAAAA!!

Man always know how to break CK3

I didn't understand what just happened

@demonkingbadger6689

Жыл бұрын

It is koifish ck3 video, that comes with the territory. Embrace the chaos.

Eating cheese and communism sounds more French than Ducth lol

ура

You should have educated Stalinem to become Georgian

Day 2 of asking for ”Lill-Snorre” RP

W

W😊

УРАААААА!!!!!!!

Somehow you made the French even worse. I respect it.

@katanah3195

8 ай бұрын

The funny thing is the first attempt at real world communism took place in France - the Paris Commune.

What wasn't communism born in Germany because most communist will race back the theology to Karl Marx who was a German living in Germany so isn't it a German theology correct me if i am wrong please.

URRRAAAAA

What great history courses. Koifish taught the whole and true history of Communism.

Communist Monarchy? ................................ HE MUST NOT GO

Cummunistzoon? son of communism? xD

' Cool little camps where people that aren't controled can ' hang out' and 'work'' , pic goulag i laught so hard i almost chocked laughing

I still don't get why you can't try to murder someone who has a strong hook on you....

I kinda fear, National socialism will be next DX

Communistzoon means 'son of communism' haha

You’ll never know what this comment originally said

aaaaaaaah

actually bothering to get your son back from abductor? not very stalin of you.

Today is the Czech and Slovak Struggle for Freedom and Democracy Day, or, in other words, getting rid of the Communists! Thank you for celebrating our holiday with your video, which you released today on purpose and not by coincidence at all!

Sorry koifish I still love you but you’ve mistaken communism for capitalism numerous times throughout this video. Capitalism by definition exploits the common man so that the top few may profit. Still a funny video tho

Marx would be Proud

@monkeymoment6478

Жыл бұрын

Not enough raping house maids and using the n word

Third

Wants to like because it is Koifish… doesn’t want to like Communism.

🤡

Umm actually Karl Marx invented communism