Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Bezos The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Employers would tell you. It’s a Boss legend. Darth Bezos was a Dark Lord of the Boss, so powerful and so wise he could use the Paper to influence the Employee to create rules… He had such a knowledge of the boss side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from demotion. The boss side of the Paper is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be impossible. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his position, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice demoted him in his work. Ironic. He could save others from demotion, but not himself." - Darth blitz

@milkyway514

2 жыл бұрын

So good

@tahko3956

2 жыл бұрын

Wasnt he the guy who turned from the blue origin side to the amazon side

@hahabrrrrr4465

2 жыл бұрын

@@tahko3956 yes

@Lee-One

Жыл бұрын

Kinda like him in this game what a coincidence

@dullychap

Жыл бұрын

Dead bezos

Imagine if blitz was an actual sith and he used force lightning for the first time "ooh hee hee get destroyed"

@aidanwhite5631

2 жыл бұрын

thats very accurate

@amirluffy6708

2 жыл бұрын

If he was Darth Vader: I am your father now get destroyed hee hee

@dakotagleason800

2 жыл бұрын

I can in my head hear him doing that

@chasemurray4888

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

Blitz, if you want an op build use the phd and as many javelin upgrades and gun upgrades as you can get. I think with this I defeated the 2nd boss in like less than 2 seconds. The phd's ability is OP.

Blitz never fail to entertain

The story of darth blitz

If u get fire blast u can be a walking nuke if u upgrade it enough

Leveling up the gun creation allows you to get rockets.

OMG that was an amazing video to watch. Such an op build. But so hilarious to watch and see you just absolutely destroy everything.

Is it just me or did i randomly find him and can’t stop watching

Could you make a video on astroneer when trains come out please? The devs confirmed its coming out in July and it look like something you could fool around with. The trains can transport items across the planet or they can be a roller coaster for players

It’s 3D now! Yaaay

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it (I already hit the Like Button).

Blitz and Baron love siths and jedis

Execute order 66!!!

@fitlebet6933

2 жыл бұрын

How ya doing

@protrol30yearsago78

2 жыл бұрын

I’m good a How about you

@fitlebet6933

2 жыл бұрын

I’m good

@protrol30yearsago78

2 жыл бұрын

so how is today

@fitlebet6933

2 жыл бұрын

It’s good

blitz you need to go with the same mind build but get the thing that makes stuff float around you

@PixelatedToaster13

Жыл бұрын

Debris shield

@landoncarroll3733

Жыл бұрын

@@PixelatedToaster13 yeah debris shield thank you

LoveeeeeeeE it! Bro

Dang second

Play more rounds pls

Good morning people of America

I’m a big fan!

I love this game and your content

This game has had a huge overhaul, and j actually like it more, unlike the new Dome Defender

@jgamesgames4849

Жыл бұрын

Game name?

@ezzzzyyy

Жыл бұрын

@@jgamesgames4849 stick it to the stick man

@MoTioNzRYU

Жыл бұрын

Hey I have the 2d one but where or what is this 3d one is the paid not free edt

Use Maxed Out laser Vision with squint lasers and kill anything in your view cone.

awesome 👍

Early

Love you vids blitz you should play echo vr

This is „mindblowing"

BLITZ! Where is your intro!?

I hope you'll choose the gun creation bc i love guns

I love these videoss

I just love it when the notification pops up "you just got a new subscriber or some one liked your comment it just makes my day

@plameng2679

2 жыл бұрын

You don't get much bitches do you?

@nanayang_

2 жыл бұрын

Who asked

@SentryyX3

2 жыл бұрын

@@nanayang_ its a bot

@SentryyX3

2 жыл бұрын

I think

@SentryyX3

2 жыл бұрын

I think its a bot

Nice

You can get the exoskeleton cuz that gives more durabillty or health

u can tp thru walls and windows!!!

4:09 NOT A JOJO REFERENCE!

Blitz do you play astroneer? If so there will be a new update, Trains you can build trains and new missions, The update comes on July 11th

This is a great video

Hey love the vid keep it goong

Keep up you make my day blitz ❤️

Unlimited mind power

Oh god run!!

Nice video but how do I download that 3d version of it

Fun fact, if you do a gun creation build, theres an upgrade where theres 10% chance for you to fire a homing missile for each bullet you fire.

danm this new season of stranger things looks cool, eleven must have gotten her powers back

In a video game, right? IN A VIDEO GAME, RIGHT?!

Keep up the great work blitz thanks for saying keep your stick on the ice

You should play stick it to the stick man with intern the first one

You should play Eatventure

I liked the video I am in 2 place for likening the video (right your place in the comment)

First

Please play some more Minecraft dungeons

You can teleport into the wall where the window and people are

oh man I have played this last when it was in 2d

Yeah

A very good combo: Mind Attack Overload and Debris Shield.

The interpretive dance is the distraction dance from Henry Stickman

can make a video showing how to get this game

Blitz has now become Vecna

Yeah, that human projectiles thing doesn't seem as bad@$$ as it did in The Force Unleashed. (But that may be from the lack of simultaneous human lawn-darting and Force lightning/electrocution.) 😀

literally conquerors haki

funny

Second

Who likes pie

if u hit plus u can skip 50% of ur special cooldown

Sees title and thumbnail My mind: why does it look like bane from the dark knight....DARTH BANE IS BORN "You don't know the dark side Luke I was born in it molded by it because Luke I am your father"

I want this game to be on mobile

Wait...Stick it to the Stickman is in 3D?!?!

Blitz make baron do another bot wars

But mind control

Play Maneater it’s a fun game and you’ll love it so much👍👍👍

Hey blitz please become venom on that game???

if you do that with the child you get even more damage

Hi

good as always

6:07 Its a "I am free" meme reference?

Mob justice but nuerolink

Hello

Oo

Wow me early :0

Hey

10:32 "Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, jimbo"

Blitz 2022: Death Vader

hi

Early Lol

More. More. Pls

Wonder how good maxed mind control will be

lulz

has the update come out or did they just get a early acsess

Eleven?!

This is very entertaining

Professor Charles

Really funny death vader

You can get overkill rockets if you take the gun creation mod.

Do more funny stick it to the stickman videos!

Claim your ticket befire 30 min

count stickmin the sith

This like Stranger Things 4 pt. 7.

That game is so cool what is it called

Finally first

@anoriginalname410

2 жыл бұрын

You're thirteenth.

1:12 when you pick the teleporter in henry stickman