Bro became Jeff Balatro

@quickflow3799

3 ай бұрын

💀

@Franklin_Johanessan

3 ай бұрын

How about Jimbo Balatro?

"420 is the sex number" almost made me choke on my lunch, great video

@yourlocalcommenter9948

3 ай бұрын

Wait you're HERE???

@natgkl.

3 ай бұрын

I thought he seriously didnt know.

@ihan54gd

2 ай бұрын

whaaaaaaaaaaaat shayyyyy

@Shy_002

2 ай бұрын

@@ihan54gd He was talking a some about balatro in the genocide but everyone is sans stream

6:15 Square Joker finally Square and beautiful ♥︎

@Macs010

3 ай бұрын

OMG THEY HAVE IT *SQUARE*

sorry roffle, unforgivable

@NitroMelon

3 ай бұрын

Capitalism winning again

4:30 Eternal rental egg might just be the most useless Joker ever, has synergy with Swashbuckler but even then, very limited.

@wschess

3 ай бұрын

Pretty sure eternal rental +4 mult joker would be worse. Temperance still exists

@keithmcdonald3359

2 ай бұрын

But compared to gift card that adds value to everything instead of itself lol

@monoden7911

2 ай бұрын

I raise you eternal rental soda jonkler

@BiggieBows1752

2 ай бұрын

@@monoden7911 I raise you eternal rental invisible joker (same effect but it hurts your soul)

@sigilyph_with_a_gun1184

2 ай бұрын

Won a run on yellow deck red chip today with swashbuckler + red card today

Apparently it's not enough to be addicted to the game, I also have to be addicted to watching it on youtube

@DTyoungster

2 ай бұрын

This

Ahh yes Roffle, the noted sex number, 420. Thank you for the belly laugh lmao

the eternal to the moon is actually a metaphor for capitalism

@darkdjinniumbrage7798

2 ай бұрын

Which is funny since he could not finish endless mode lmao

8:20 "Dealer, are you absolutely positive that you shuffled this deck? Didn't have too much to drink?"

I have to vent about it somewhere. I just choked a run very badly. I was playing with DNA and i didn't pay attention to the boss. It was the mouth. When you have to repeat only one type of hand. So of course I played my first hand for DNA and couldn't make enough points with my real hand...

@RoffleLite

3 ай бұрын

We've all been there and it stings every time. Had a fun run die to the same thing last week because I zoned out during The Mouth.

8:17 me in the mirror

Glad there was clarification in the title! Was about to do some things I would learn to regret.

The whole time I was crossing my fingers for a drivers license

22:02 " Also, 420 is the sex number, nice!" Never change Roffle lololololool🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

29:34 It can be mathematical. Just round up to the nearest 29,000,000. Why anyone would ever do that in a mathematical context I don’t know, but it is a thing, established by ideas like rounding to the nearest 5 or 10.

@alewis7041

3 ай бұрын

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8:16 Roffle knows my dad???

too bad you didn't found the bull, that would've been crazy.

Thats a tough nanner

Eternal banana

You are left-handed and you drink black coffee? You're like my long-lost brother!

can't believe we're pashing AND passing on the blueprint

Now actually become a billionare in balatro

Balatro be ballin, and so do you

Hmm wonder which one is the square joker hmm

Finally simulating the cashflow of all those sweet sweet free superchats

In my experience if eternal stake is active, Egg is always eternal never see it NOT eternal

This reminds me of that TV show Who Wants to Be a Several Hundredaire?

Balatro's gonna be a nice game to swap to for if I want something more relaxed but still wanna play a roguelike. Enjoying Hades II, but Balatro will be nice to keep me from burning out.

Love the vid. New to the game though, would be very helpful if you hovered over the cards your buying to give us a chance to read them.

I really wish the egg couldn't get eternal on it, defeats the purpose of it entirely...

@Halfcertified

21 күн бұрын

Temperance disagrees

How did you make the club card blue? Asking because i think it looks pretty

@RavingDragoon

3 ай бұрын

settings -> high contrast cards

@Nabit808

3 ай бұрын

@@RavingDragoon thanks :D

I woulda kept invis and sold Square Square Joker doesn't scale, everything else did.

@Halfcertified

21 күн бұрын

Sell the eternal square joker

I was happy for you ! ( but then I read the rest of the title!)

I think you should show what deck you’re using at the beginning for those who are kinda new and don’t fully know all the decks

@RoffleLite

3 ай бұрын

I already go out of the way to do that with the zoom and freeze frame at the start of the video to highlight the deck/stake and their descriptions.

@GaussianEntity

3 ай бұрын

There is a Balatro wiki you can just look up whatever you want to know

It's fair to pay $3 for a Ramen every day 😂

22:04 no it’s the drug number. It numbs drugs.

I did really need the clarification

God I love yellow deck.

Did he really become a billionaire? I don’t think so. I doubt he exceeded the 1,000s. 10,000s at best. Edit: Oh my god didn’t even reach the 1000s that’s it I’m suing you

this a good run tho? had money yeah, but no multiplicative increases on mult, no rerolls at all...

@Itz_Verius

3 ай бұрын

clickbait title aswell, had to watch half an hour of this to notice, unsub

特定のカードをディスカードした際に５コインもらえるやつを中心にブループリントとか使っていけば１ラウンド２００コインとか行けるぞ、ディスカード対象のカードは山札からランダムに選ばれるっぽいから偏りがあるとその分そのカードが対象になるっぽいので一枚のナンバーに絞っていって稼いでくれ

And just like being a billionaire in real life, once you get there, the benefits quickly wear off and you’re just a baby in the grand scale of the universe, your pitiful money not able to save you now

Money money money

Why not pick up the glyph in the first blind? The 10 dollars could have been made up quickly, and it's not like with bootstraps he would be strapped for high scoring hands. He could probably knock out the blinds in one hit regardless

@ACEYGAMES

3 ай бұрын

Because that takes one hand away and t hus one money awya from each round.. Also he wasn't planning on going money build and he may need that cash for something that'd actually help the build in the next shop

Roffle? More like Kaiba because screw the rules, you had money.

Bro is lucky consistently to be honest. Im not saying anything but ttttt

nice

Not in real life skill issue

wonder what the highest money you can get is

@snowfloofcathug

3 ай бұрын

There’s a way to get every tarot card held as a consumable and then you can juggle using Emperor giving Fool and Hermit, using the Fool for another Emperor, using the Hermit, then just repeat ad infinitum So with the right setup: functionally infinite Without any such trick though a couple of people have gotten it well into the thousands

Clickbait title, barely even a thousandaire

2 views in 1 minute? Bro fell off

@Clem35530

3 ай бұрын

the meme continues

Don't make us laugh. Be real and not a shonk. How about telling us the number of failed runs (and at which ante) before you got your winners.

Clickbait title! I'm unsubscribing

seed: 172513U7

Anybody wants to play the seed 172513U7