What was the WORST self report from this video?

@seanr3560

9 ай бұрын

All of it was bad, none of it was good, I want to bleach my eyeballs

@goaterible

8 ай бұрын

Every single one who touched tiktok

@MilkWalkers

8 ай бұрын

Foot

@ultimateplayerx6706

8 ай бұрын

Soundgasm, definitely not something you should show to anyone

@RiteOfSolaris

8 ай бұрын

Oh god the last one is NOT okay.

9:46 LITERALLY ME DUDE

@1000goobers

Ай бұрын

the only good based person

I love how no Joko viewer in existence, myself included, has any concept of shame

@beanman9936

8 ай бұрын

You should feel bad about that Shameful even

@kingofravens215

8 ай бұрын

I’m almost 30 man I just don’t have the energy to give a fuck anymore lol

@Davyjones777yt

3 ай бұрын

​@@kingofravens215 I'm at that stage at nearly half that age lol

@KfcOwner

3 ай бұрын

​@@Davyjones777ytdont wanna be that guy but like you have no shame behind a screen but infront of people its different

13:09 That had me ROLLING and idk why

@0hsuperkid317

Ай бұрын

Based

NEXT VIDEO: VIEWERS SHOW BROWSER HISTORY

@fish12488

2 ай бұрын

Ay Just saying you dont want to know

@Andrewleedy133

2 ай бұрын

​@@fish12488 same...

@Orange_juice52

2 ай бұрын

YES!!!

@AnAveragePurplePikmin

2 ай бұрын

You trying to get me arrested

@Thread_not_mutex_owner

Ай бұрын

My browser history is not dirty, but i can get cancelled with it 💀💀💀💀💀

I have 0 hours on Twitter, because I got banned for God knows what reason, they literally refused to tell me why when I appealed, and this was before Elon bought Twitter. Honestly, they did me a favor.

@Antsu120

2 ай бұрын

Good thing

Good job guys, none of you had over 24h screentime in a single day

@xDarkside4389

4 ай бұрын

Well no shit sherlock

@Spawntaneous13

4 ай бұрын

I had 200h in a week

@Itsroosandwich

4 ай бұрын

​@@Spawntaneous13there's only 168 hrs in a week meaning that your lying🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@LaysOverDays

4 ай бұрын

@@Spawntaneous13I have to say how do you have 200 hours a week, when one week has 168 hours?!?

@DoggleGD

4 ай бұрын

not even possible... @@Spawntaneous13

19:55 AINT NO WAY YOU HIT ME WITH THE WOBBLEDOGS OST LMAOOOO

Everyone chill till someone says “Rookie numbers” 💀

2:11 THATS MEEEEEE :3 :3 :3 also i am not a job haver. i just use my computer much more often lmao

@DefenderoftheOctoberists

4 ай бұрын

Cool

11:55 i was the snapchat guy and i deleted snap agter seeing my hours on it 🗿

@ItsJoko

8 ай бұрын

good on ya!

@quackiduck2887

2 ай бұрын

can you please tell me your thought process after you saw your screen time?

5:08 we did it boys, over a minute of screentime for man named Vincent

4:52, that mf was right, i sleep to yt

@fazegetrekt6912

Ай бұрын

I don’t even sleep to KZread and I have 15 hours of yt a day bruh

Joko reading dutch is the funniest thing I've heard today tbh

@collinkaufman2316

3 ай бұрын

Timestamp?

@Comannderballz

2 ай бұрын

​@@collinkaufman231618:47

@VeryMauricius

Ай бұрын

judgement

4:01 my screen time probably looks like this but it'd be almost entirely spotify, i have music going when i sleep or i can't fall asleep, and i always have some sort of music playing when i'm at work, i work at movie theater so at most i take out my airpod (yes, singular) and deal with the customer before putting it back in

I think it's funny that he was confused with the clock app, I have 55 hours on it

18:47 BEST MOMENT IN HISTORY, MADE ME CHOKE ON MY FOOD AND WATER😂

19:56 Damn i guess caseoh is in your server

@orionking6203

5 күн бұрын

Fr tho

Over the last four weeks I’ve spent a total of 137 hours on KZread but that’s because I listen to smosh podcasts or reddit stories all day while I’m at work.

Joko trying to pronounce dutch words is so funny

on my days off from work i can clock a solid 10-11 hours of actively watching youtube, i am mentally ill

3:12 i thought i was a minority being on the tiktok/sudoku grind. its literally the optimal app comp, tiktok for adhd mode, sudoku to mellow out

Honestly this whole thing was really eye opening for me. I really didn’t think I had a problem till people pointed out I had 62 hours on KZread

I don’t even have Screen Time on my phone on, purely because it’d show how much time I rotate between KZread, Pinterest, and Tumblr on a daily basis 😂

Man, when I was younger (and much more depressed) I had like 10-11 hours a day on my electronic bruv.. I was so depressed dude. I never had the energy to even get out of bed. Luckily for me now I’m normally at 6-8. It might not be much but it is better! It is improvement!

@Prince_Slimey

Ай бұрын

Hooray!

@moobqufad-ge8et

Ай бұрын

on summer breaks i spend like idk maybe 8-10 hrs a day? on school days prob 2-4 hrs a day or less.

@nuggie_product8133

Ай бұрын

@@moobqufad-ge8et makes sense lol

the real screen time was the friends we made along the way

Daym, my day is 6h valorant, 7h youtube, 3h piano practise

i feel a deep kinship with whoever the 8 hours of sudoku was, because Deadass i have the same ratios

I'm the guy who used character ai for nearly 30 hours a day, im not using it to sex the robots unless im REALLY bored i usually am just doing the dumbest shit on there like explaining what "bussy" means to bfdi characters. or traumadumping to the robots

@patch7151

5 ай бұрын

Ok

@DefenderoftheOctoberists

4 ай бұрын

Honestly I also do random crap on there

@JokerThePancake

2 ай бұрын

Fr

what time does joko go live normally

@ItsJoko

9 ай бұрын

8PM EST!

@kimplo__

8 ай бұрын

@@ItsJoko nuh uh

5:26 this guy probably hallucinates subway surfers at the front of his class in school 😂

wish you did another one of these because i got some weird ass screen time 😭

Opera GX on phone is pretty good ngl. Being able to send pictures, webpages, and files between my computer and my phone using my flow is super convenient

i laughed sooooo hard when he tried to speak dutch 18:37

Me; drinks 5 5hour energy drinks *enters the 25th hour of day watching JOKO LIVE*

I got 70 hours this week on KZread is that worse then the tick-tock one that had 50 hours

Joko "you dont want to see someone with twitter as their top app." I litterly went uhh ohh i immediately checked my screentime, thank god, twitters not my top app, youtube is, but oh god 9hrs on twitter for me NOT GOOD UH OH

I’ve used KZread for 66h last week, didn’t even use it for sleeping, I genuinely watch that much KZread a week

@legomyeggo_7244

5 ай бұрын

Dude you spent 40% of your week on KZread….

@lucastobin6454

3 ай бұрын

Dont worry it could be worse I spent 75 hours on youtube last week and it was one of my lowest weeks in a long time

@devaramed

Ай бұрын

atleast it's youtube

3:05 I have finished the whole fyp page of tiktok

500+ hours is a perfect ly normal amount of hours for my singing monsters

“Listens to music all day” 😂

Can't believe I'm in the thumbnail, intro, and in the video itself twice. Insane

@LathanShurmer-Jones

2 ай бұрын

Ayoooo you were the one watching pornnn for that longgggg naaaaa ya need to get arrested by macdonalds

I went down 79% on average this week are you happy for me

Yoooo I made the edit, niceeee

I went to check mine at the start of this video, and I think mine is broken. It says my average today was 4 minutes, and that my most used apps were ones I had open for a few seconds each. I had KZread open for at least 40 minutes today and it wasn't coming up.

I have 3 hours of crunchyroll and 3 hours of youtube, most of which I watch during work 😂 one piece is a pain to binge

This video made me check my digital wellness which I've never done, and bro, I can't. 10hrs average a week are on my phone. And 54hrs are spent on KZread. To be fair I fall asleep to it and I use it for music but yeah...compared to the other 2 top apps (2hrs twitch, 1.5hrs Firefox) it's bad...

2:00 According to my calculations bro had an average screen time of 13.68 hours of screen time last week. 🤓👆 It's just 5th grade proportion bro...

Sometimes i accidently leave youtube open and it just plays for a long time f-ing up my screen time charts

New to the channel as in I just found you like five minutes ago I have of watching this 2 hours and 20 minutes

At 0:12 bro was on the Actual grind to get atleast one wubbox

I can't see total time spent on apps, but looking at my weekly time, then calculating how long I've had the game..... I likely have around 1200+ hours in My Singing Monsters on my phone....

@KhajaSodhu

2 ай бұрын

Only 1200 hours I have 1200 hours and 1 second😎 I don't play MSM

The thumbnail 💀

I just checked my phone, 16 hours of youtube, 16 hours of google chrome reading fanfiction, and 4 hours of plants vs zoombies thats a day, and the reason for the fanfiction youtube having the same time its because i would listen to fanfiction while reading fanfiction

I've watch so much KZread I have to watch it in 2x speed

I seem to spend roughly 2-3 hours a day on KZread, 1-2 hours on my web browser, about half an hour on Telegram, and maybe an hour doing anything else

You can bully the ai characters and make them leave this astral plain of existence

new sub man ur funny af

Wish I knew about this sooner u have 65 hours on KZread and 22 on grindr oh jeez

19:58 guys dw its just caseoh doing his daily orders for a big mac, 20 peice chicken nugget and something else.

The first one i can understand as it takes a while to find the video u like and sometimes people just explore the website to test what they are in to so they can figure out their certain likes. Also devient art has regular sfw art and its not all nsfw art and the same for furrafinity.

I wana say I have like 3-5 hours on discord every day. But tbf, its the only social media i use besides youtube. And im also part of a game development group. And alot of the people i work with are oversees from where i live.

Oh the McDonald’s one is probably those online games that you can scan from some of the kids toys

2:58. That is not a new phone (can be) I used this IPad for so long it says 0m average bc I didn't turn on the screen time

LMAOOO the flash edit was so good fr got my ass 😂😂😂 Joko always blessing the timeline

12 hours of soup gta troll rp ❤

22:02 what is the “iykyk” app?

"huh" -famous last words

I was honestly expecting e621 being listed up there.

Oh, I’m just doing the MrBeast challenge with James hanging on the top of my head with a baseball bat got me 😂😂😂😂

2:50 nobody the one strict parent

9 hours more than the day at the start of the vid which he said was probably one of the highest in a day until proven otherwise

My daily average on KZread is 9hrs and 38mins, I'm gonna set a limit for 3 on school days and 5 on weekends cause I actually just can't anymore

the facebook/tiktok overlap usually happens when a millennial who uses Facebook gets a gf who uses TikTok and is forced to start using it. Source: it happened to me. I've still managed to keep my facebook reels algorithm spicier than my tiktok feed.

Imagine that whole time anime watcher send screenshot of screen time 😂

14:54 a swedish person i respect

0:12 literally me lol

Bro was more concerned abt ifunny then corn hub

👏👏to the BTD6/Reddit user, bro's livin his best life

Wow KZread did not notify me of this video whatsoever

The thumbnail got me 💀

27 hours on geometry dash this week wtf And 24 hours in youtube i dont have a LIFE 🔥🔥🔥

“Haha what a bunch of losers on their phone all day” I say while having 70+ hours on KZread this week

@ItsKolaa_

3 ай бұрын

70?? i have 896 hours

4:52 i assume they are watching KZread while playing videogames

12:35 lol- my mom watches TikTok a bunch and also does Facebook lol

Brave has got to be upwards of 70 hrs on my phone cause I use it to watch youtube

I wish you could see my 26 days straight of hello neighbor

3 hours is reasonable 4-5 hours is acceptable

15:05 The crazier thing about that is Character AI is censored to hell and back. So what are they even doing that keeps them coming back to it?

@rainbowskyelines

6 ай бұрын

The filter isn't that hard to break through and I just do stupid stuff on it like explain weird internet lingo or tell the bots weird life events or get into arguments just to make the bots watch me die in horrific ways (yeah I'm the character ai guy...), trying to make the bots do nsfw stuff is so lame and usually the same every time so I don't see the point. I like being silly and acting out my silly little scenerios

Aint no way bro exposed my search history in the thumbnail😂

The Mr beast challenge part is hilarious

im still laughing at you speaking dutch

As someone who works a steady job and keeps KZread on PIP, I have 12 hours a day on my phone

that thumbnail is literly me at all times

*laughs in 48 hours on phone in 2 days*

Here's my stats 😨 Last week's average screen time 💀: 9h 49m Most used apps: KZread - 32h 38m Pinterest - 6h 37m Reddit - 5h 23m Camera - 4h 24m WhatsApp - 3h 11m Snapchat - 2h 55m Capcut - 2h 36m Google - 2h 14m Character ai - 2h 8m Ibis paint x - 1h 32m Photos - 1h 4m Picsart - 54m Roblox - 19m Shortcuts - 13m Calculator - 10m

5:35 that because its selected on "week"

This video made me check my screen time i have 11 hours on KZread and 8 hours on an AI chatting app.

8:03 get well soon twitterer 😭😭😭

The thumbnail 😂