Alternate title: *im being stalked by a person named Cassie.*

@touya_todoroki974

4 жыл бұрын

Click baity

@AlexThePharaoh

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahha, she knows his kitchen better than him 😂😂😂😂

@calebhark6653

4 жыл бұрын

Or what if Cassie is the house

@ashwinkelly2523

4 жыл бұрын

Caleb33gamer 1234 Hmmmmmm.....

@ElectroGaming5

4 жыл бұрын

Gloom: hi

Plot twist: this is cassie’s house

@realhumanpersonnotafrog2241

4 жыл бұрын

Nolan Long Maybe it is

@Abdulh-hu4ts

4 жыл бұрын

this is bretman rock house

@cassiedell7735

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it is my house🤔

@wa4t3r_74

4 жыл бұрын

Cassie Dell maybe it’s mine

@andrew1658

4 жыл бұрын

@@cassiedell7735 oop

I love how he expelled Cassie for teaching him a semi-correct way, yet only gave detention to Yasmine, who taught him to make a butter-nut breaddog.

@nixmsmith

10 ай бұрын

Plot twist: you are Cassie :D

@ThePandaGuy102

8 ай бұрын

Wtf is a bread dog

@adoomi_

7 ай бұрын

butter *n u t*

@wolfguy1234

7 ай бұрын

Ew picrew

I like how he has multiple jars of pb and j but only one knife😂😂

@umamaheswari2487

Жыл бұрын

sooo true

@zafirahbraden7783

11 ай бұрын

ikr lol

@fuzzinmybrain

9 ай бұрын

Donley henry

@elliewestcott4088

7 ай бұрын

lol yeah!

Ryan:"ever heard of gravity?" Cassie:"ever heard of common sense

@bossieaussie816

4 жыл бұрын

Alejandro Meza OHHHHHHH!!!!!

@emiliocastaneda1015

4 жыл бұрын

That was a good one lol

@sadbix1216

4 жыл бұрын

OHHHHHHHHHH ROASTED OHHHHHHHHHH

@L0laxx0114

4 жыл бұрын

Wow.. Ryan got roasted... BUT NOT ENOUGH TO TO BE SMASHED AND THEN TURNED INTO PEANUT BUTTER TO MAKE A PB&J HAH

@farkat9748

4 жыл бұрын

Alejandro Meza ohhhhhhh

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “in loving memory” IM SCREAMING OVER IT

@phoenix-kp2lw

4 жыл бұрын

WHATS THE TIMESTAMP

@omega9251

4 жыл бұрын

samaira 3:35

@deborahjustice5606

4 жыл бұрын

ikr i can’t

@omega9251

4 жыл бұрын

Mixiee 3:35

@mackenzieprotos1526

4 жыл бұрын

I went back to read just because of this comment and I'm glad I did😂

That's an excellent life quote "life's all about how you finish not how you start" 5:43

Teaching Detail and specificity with PB&J. Your teacher was awesome

Nobody: Ryan: puts Billie Eilish on the thumbnail

@layzefan58

4 жыл бұрын

You should edit your comment and say Nobody expect Ryan

@scrimbo_STOP

4 жыл бұрын

Layze Fan except

@shevin1010

4 жыл бұрын

Beaver Boi *eilish

@cloudypixels_

4 жыл бұрын

I got you to 699 likes and he need that click bate eheh

@huntermckellar701

4 жыл бұрын

Layze Fan NOBODY memes aren’t funny

Cassie: gets a B- and Expelled Yasmin: gets a F- and Detention

@sofyrozyrofa

4 жыл бұрын

logic

@sadiqmana001

4 жыл бұрын

school's don't value equality

@big_boy_297

4 жыл бұрын

Bryce Smith why did you say that twice

@psychoblink9046

4 жыл бұрын

bIG_bOY_29 sometimes it glitches

@mnsn_.

4 жыл бұрын

@@big_boy_297it's weird it's weird.

When you PICK UP the sandwich it means holding it with your hand and fingers as well so the GRAVITY doesn't pull it down! Justice for Cassy!

@johndoyle3306

6 ай бұрын

Thanks but didn't need to know that I'm sorry but your wrong 😔😭

@robotdude939

5 ай бұрын

​@@johndoyle3306???

Only Ryan trahan can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich tutorial entertaining

Everyone: Sandwich Ryan: Sanwich

@JayKaryo

4 жыл бұрын

Me: sammitch

@touya_todoroki974

4 жыл бұрын

@@JayKaryo me: stop eating the sandwiches and throwing away what I store for later REEEE Cuz my family takes things I store throw em away and eat sandwiches like mad men

@crimsonnin2

4 жыл бұрын

british people: sarnie

@allisonjacobs1386

4 жыл бұрын

Lol don’t hate on his Texan accent I have one too!

@scuffkinn9203

4 жыл бұрын

No he spells sandwich wrong he spelled it sanwich

she said “with your hands” you only used your left hand smh you didn’t follow the rules

@cassiesantillano749

4 жыл бұрын

Caleb Brower that’s what I was going to say

@calebbrower7719

4 жыл бұрын

Cassie Santillano rightt

@Robcantour

4 жыл бұрын

Caleb Brower yeah the toghtcl

@pinkmira3567

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@diorsse

4 жыл бұрын

Caleb Brower i guess hes gotten too used to only using his left hand 🤷‍♀️

Teacher: Reads the instructions Teacher: Puts an entire loaf of bread down and puts an entire jar of peanut butter and jelly on it Teacher: Continues to read instructions Teacher: Puts entire loaf of bread on that Teacher: You never told me to open it Class Clown: Excuse me but we assumed you would use the same common sense that you tell us to use The Hole Class: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHOHHHH

@Thing301

Жыл бұрын

the fact you said hole instead of whole makes you the clown

@faye7441

Жыл бұрын

r u five

Ryan's second grade teacher just wanted her students to be wrong always so she has an excuse to treat them like idiots

Alternate title: Ryan reminiscing and venting his anger from second grade for 15 minutes

Student: *gets F-* Ryan: DETENTION student: *gets B-* Ryan: EXPELLED

@ItzMidnighti

4 жыл бұрын

MAceOneE 😂😂

@mud.4211

4 жыл бұрын

MAceOneE logic

@yoshharipersad3808

4 жыл бұрын

H

@juniorbunior142

4 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

@Hi-iv9fj

3 жыл бұрын

Logic

My 8th grade social studies teacher did a similar thing but with map making, to demonstrate how important it was to be all specific about making maps way back when. We had to draw the class room and then write out instructions on how to get from the doorway to her desk. She would either over exaggerate steps and have an very large stride or she would under exaggerate it and move as little as possible. It was supposed to be a “fun” warm up, but it was more frustrating and annoying than fun.

@BenErickson-fi1fk

4 ай бұрын

I think we have all been there

I love your laugh it’s so contagious 😂😂

“Isaac Newton is rolling in his grave right now” 💀

@gevaliasade

4 жыл бұрын

gw fishing lmbooooooo

@BlitzDinkabooming

4 жыл бұрын

Mohammed Abdul Basith Mohammed Abdul Basith R/wOoOoSh

Plot twist: He’s Gordon Ramsay’s son.

@dpb4481

4 жыл бұрын

Oofé

@aatelophobia2841

4 жыл бұрын

true._.legend 😐NO BOI😂

@aatelophobia2841

4 жыл бұрын

also they look SO much alike

@youdidthisforwhat3044

4 жыл бұрын

true._.legend Yep

@artastic_friend

4 жыл бұрын

That’s not a very good plot twist- I mean it’s so obvious that he’s Gordon Ramsay’s son

I can relate so much with your school thing with the steps. Yes yes yes. Lol. Memories

Here is a PROPER Tutorial: *Topic one, Bread* 1. Find the packet of bread from where ever it is 1.1. By grabbing the bread put your hand on the bread with the fingers placed down on the packet of bread 1.2. Carry the packet of bread all the way to the table 1.3. Put the bread down on to the table 1.4. By putting it on the table put the packet of bread softy on the table then release your hands which means take your fingers off from the packet of bread (And you can open the packet of bread in whatever way you what) *Topic two, The peanut butter* 2. Find the peanut butter from where ever it is 2.1. Grab the peanut butter by taking your hand and putting it on the jar of peanut butter with your fingers attached to the jar of peanut butter **NOT FINISHED**

@i-dont-know-a-name

Жыл бұрын

2.1... kinda sounds like geometry dash right now!

@Username-not-Required

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@ARandomTexan

Жыл бұрын

Nice!

@heisenborgar

Жыл бұрын

@@i-dont-know-a-name fr. It will never come

@grantslater861

Жыл бұрын

@@i-dont-know-a-name just give up, it’s never coming out.

Ryan: Every heard of Gravity? Cassie: I said hold it in your hand not rest it,...

@loganumfress2557

4 жыл бұрын

Kawaii Watermelone 133 yes

@Shark.souppp

4 жыл бұрын

SMH 🤦‍♀️

@Jray608

2 жыл бұрын

*grabs it so that it's just a compressed ball of bread A jelly*

@renaelovespugs2530

Жыл бұрын

@@Jray608 I love those 💀

@screege5647

Жыл бұрын

John 3:16 (NIV) For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Repent and Put your trust in Jesus for your salvation.

*we did this back in year 2, but obviously since I’m British it had to be “how to make a cup of tea” and um ngl... I make a peng tea now. So thanks mr pratt :)*

@aaron.7969

4 жыл бұрын

same

@user-bp9tp3fr6q

4 жыл бұрын

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@evanfisher592

4 жыл бұрын

What is peng

@so723

4 жыл бұрын

Evan Fisher it kinda means both fit and good lmao

@aaminah7873

4 жыл бұрын

Sameeee I can make nice tea now

That’s the crazy… 😂 -Ryan. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dinner is served!!! 💙💗🤣💖

One time we did the workshop thingy and we had to do steps for decorating a Biscuit (or cookie whatever u call it) and they chose one set of steps and used that one, and since the amount of icing wasn’t specifically stated she put a heap on and didn’t put it on a plate, and then when she had to put sprinkles on she put it on the plate bc of mess and put the tiniest bit on.

I love how he expelled the person who actually made something eatable but gave detention to the person who told him to put raw butter and a peanut on bread

@noobstergaming6745

Жыл бұрын

Math isn’t mathing

@screege5647

Жыл бұрын

John 3:16 (NIV) For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Repent and Put your trust in Jesus for your salvation.

@Ace-gs9wf

Жыл бұрын

@@screege5647 bbb

@Toopity706

Жыл бұрын

@@screege5647 amen

@carsonmichaelbrodybeard6074

Жыл бұрын

@@screege5647 tf

I was thinking of this video yeasterday, and now I get to watch it again!

This is actually my favorite Ryan Trahan video

Its impossible to do this as detailed as possible. You can't explain to someone how to move a muscle.

@chxse.4008

4 жыл бұрын

Ok B00mer

@James-eh4ye

4 жыл бұрын

You just said it’s impossible to do something possible

@jjy135

4 жыл бұрын

@@James-eh4ye oh lol didnt realize. But i hope u get what i mean

@jjy135

4 жыл бұрын

@NateSoloTV honestly i dont wanna read that, but is it explaining how i can move a muscle or describing what the muscle does while being moved

@galactic7458

4 жыл бұрын

Sensei Yeet 1) don’t move a muscle 2) do the opposite of what you just did

Please someone send this video to Gordon Ramsay, he needs to witness this masterpiece.

@Iron_Void

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@evanfisher592

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@bear3490

4 жыл бұрын

Louise Nicolson HE WOULD ROAST MINE SO HARD NOOO😭😭😭

@masonnnnnnnn

4 жыл бұрын

Louise Nicolson 2 steps ahead of ya😂

@Turtleblade

4 жыл бұрын

You fucking donkey

It’s been 3 years and this is still my favourite Ryan video

13:33 I love how it sounds like we’re going straight into a lamplighter radio theater!

This is the definition of ryan running out of ideas LMFAOOO

@mayjanen849

4 жыл бұрын

Idk why I just watched a 15 minute video AND STILL found it entertaining

@subswithnovideoschalleng-tu6to

4 жыл бұрын

@@mayjanen849 cuz he's hilarious

@st9459

4 жыл бұрын

If he came up with something like this i don’t think he is out of ideas lol

No one: Ryan: *throws sandwich in sink not bin*

@ashlyncanby4797

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing LOL 😂

@isabellakerris72

4 жыл бұрын

Clodagh Friel 😂😂I saw that too!

@Phantysm

4 жыл бұрын

that annoyed me

@contentguy8074

4 жыл бұрын

Garbage disposal guys

@CenterBoots

4 жыл бұрын

That was weird lol

cassie gets explled for ALMOST completing the sandwhich but yasmin get detention for telling you how to make a sandwhich. Dang LOL

This was a masterpiece

every teacher watching this: SLAPS HEAD

@MoThePro947

4 жыл бұрын

*facepalms*

@C2k785

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@simplistic_5444

3 жыл бұрын

How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich First step open the bread packet by un twisting the plasting thing and take 2 bred out and take a spoon and scoop peanut butter and put it on the bred and put butter knife and spread it in the bread,then scoop the jelly with a butter knife and and spread it and put bath breads together and pick it up with your hands and bring your hand to your mouth and open your mouth and bite and chew and swallow it

@user-ql2xb6rr7q

3 жыл бұрын

@@simplistic_5444 so don’t put anything down? That’s impossible

"Andrew, if you're watching this I hope you're exposed. Cops are on their way" 😂😂

Hi Ryan I will tell you how to make a PB&J, grab your plate face on the table, grab the bread and two slices put one slice on on plate other slice of the bread on the table, grab your peanut butter with a spoon or a nice your choice spread the peanut butter across the piece of bread on the plate Fred from side-to-side Telle Tire one side of the bread is completely filled with peanut butter. Grab the other slice of bread and put it on the plate after the other piece of bread has been took it off onto the table red jelly onto the bread piece that is on the plate and spread the jelly from side-to-side as you did with the peanut butter, then you will put the peanut butter piece of bread on to top of the jelly bread and then eat your sandwich.😊

Omg i was dieing of laughter this whole video and I can't tell why

Imagine if Gordon Ramsay watched this

@avyashpokharel3424

4 жыл бұрын

You fking donkey! Said Gordon Ramsey

@pryademph4389

4 жыл бұрын

He’d say more cuss words than pennies he has

@h6v790

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon what are u Ryan im a toast Gordon what toast Ryan a dumb toast

@ahmedeffat1970

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like him too

@44chigirin

4 жыл бұрын

Gaming Space no its "you panini head"

cassie:turn the bread upside down ryan:doesnt hold it and just flips it over

@pumpkin842

4 жыл бұрын

Lacey Rankin me: triggered

@lukaseberhardt1

4 жыл бұрын

It also said hands not hand😂

I would love a part two

I died laughing 😂 i never had a pb&j ill make one using these instructions 😂

Chop suey

@infernoghost3132

4 жыл бұрын

Zepho Thorning plz get a million likes lol

@owenkinsey2004

4 жыл бұрын

Inferno Ghost wait u play fortnite but don’t like mogz🤭🤭🤭

@16kma

4 жыл бұрын

here b4 this shit blows up

@BenKelly08

4 жыл бұрын

@@owenkinsey2004 i know he doesnt like morgz he hates morgz

@spts3753

4 жыл бұрын

How is there not a million stairs?!

This comment section is just “no one:” comments lol

@true3211

4 жыл бұрын

they‘re about half a year behind

@dekusnumber1simp380

4 жыл бұрын

No one: Literally no one: You: 👽

@MARCM0DE

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Sara-vr7pe

4 жыл бұрын

You became a part of it, Mint :o

@littleslimeball8178

4 жыл бұрын

@Shaye Rouse I only hate it, because people don't unde how to make the comment lol. People always just do No one: Ryan: [sentence that was indeed spoken in the video]

Have a good year love the penny challenge

This video is like my ELA teacher where she ask us (the classroom and me) to make an essay on how to make a PB&J sandwich and be detail and precisely on how to make it haha

“You're so bad you just invented a new grade scale” *RoAsTeD* 🤣

@jbrownnn

4 жыл бұрын

//Accio Harry Potter\\ you’re*

@taffi84

4 жыл бұрын

U disgusting creature

@lukodoesntupload

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-nu5or1gu3i literally no one cares

@pig_master101

4 жыл бұрын

Hentacle TentaiTM it was before we were forced to stay indoors

Aussies be like: “It’s JAM”

@Ellp0x1

4 жыл бұрын

Well it is jam ._.

@realityorfiction

4 жыл бұрын

Jam is better than jelly

@uniboy13

4 жыл бұрын

Jelly and jam are different things

@lewdew1109

4 жыл бұрын

brits aswell

@sokka9896

4 жыл бұрын

@@lewdew1109 yea

Lol I literally watched this while making 6 PB&j sandwiches, not for instructions, just a coincidence. I was watching my watch later playlist and it came up

Sure! Here are the detailed steps to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich: 1. Gather all the necessary ingredients: two slices of bread, peanut butter, jelly, and a clean knife. 2. Place the slices of bread on a clean, flat surface. 3. Open the peanut butter jar and stir the contents well to ensure it is evenly mixed. 4. Take the knife and dip it into the peanut butter, spreading a generous amount onto one side of one of the bread slices. Ensure that the peanut butter is spread evenly from edge to edge. 5. Repeat the spreading process with the jelly, using the other side of the knife, onto one side of the other bread slice. Again, spread the jelly evenly. 6. Carefully place the jelly-covered bread slice onto the peanut butter-covered bread slice, ensuring that the spreads are facing each other. 7. Press the two slices together gently, aligning them evenly. 8. If desired, you can trim the crusts off the bread using a clean knife, but this is optional. 9. Cut the sandwich in half diagonally or into smaller, more manageable pieces. 10. Serve and enjoy your peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Remember, it's always important to practice good hygiene when handling food, such as washing your hands before and after preparation, and using clean utensils and surfaces.

@bonkbonk02368

8 ай бұрын

Yeah I'm gonna gather the jelly **grabs jelly out of jar with bare fingers**

@pugman2.0

8 ай бұрын

@@bonkbonk02368 🫥

Here is the real way how: 1. Get a plate from where every you get them 2. Place it on the counter 3. Get your bread out from where ever you keep it 4. Open the bag 5. Get 2 pieces of bread out of the bag 6. Lay them side by side on the plate 7. Open the jelly and peanut butter containers/jars 8. Get a butter knife 9. Dig it into the peanut butter and get whatever amount looks good in your opinion 10. Smear the peanut butter on the bread without get it off the bread 11. Rinse the knife in the sink 12. Dig the knife into the jelly carefully so it won’t slide off 13. Spread the jelly onto the bread without getting it off the bread 14. Put down the knife 15. Precisely line the bread on top of each other together 16. Take the sandwich off the plate 17. Eat to your hearts desire 18. Clean the plate and knife 19. Wash your hands 20. Put everything back where it belongs

@sstefanini259

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot to tell him how to breath!

@satire4926

4 жыл бұрын

so we aren't washing our hands before this? 😔 well.. i mean if u say so

@aesthetic._.shrimp-_-4186

4 жыл бұрын

Do I just leave my bread to be stale

@st9459

4 жыл бұрын

It looks like I get to hold the bread ☹️

@st9459

4 жыл бұрын

Also how do we open the pb and jelly if we don’t grab them first 😶

Who else is mad he threw Cassie’s sandwich 🤧

@cassiedell7735

4 жыл бұрын

Me😭

@touya_todoroki974

4 жыл бұрын

Dude it's a sandwich -_- quit getting attached also canwich lol

@kaeleuu

4 жыл бұрын

the artwoolf attached?*

@touya_todoroki974

4 жыл бұрын

@@kaeleuu you corrected auto correct becouse I have max leval auto correct on my freaking phone becouse apprently i type worse then I am rn acording to some people so i turned it on and this happens Sooo in short screw you and auto correct

@yellurbandana

4 жыл бұрын

the artwoolf You have got to chill

6:40 What my bathroom sounds like after I eat Taco Bell

to make a pbj 1.On one slice of bread, spread peanut butter evenly over the bread. 2.On the other slice of bread, spread the jelly evenly over the bread. 3.Put the two slices of bread together with the peanut butter and jelly facing in. 4.Serve and enjoy! 5.Optional: Remove crusts, cut diagonally.

I feel like this video was more of Ryan exposing Mrs Everdeen.

ryan: F- Detention also ryan: B+ EXPELLED

10:37 that’s the crazy - Ryan

Yo round of the pause for Ryan he bin through a lot bro who agreed

10:58 I thought it went in the Peanut Butter Jar lol

@gowrimanoj9410

3 жыл бұрын

lol me too😂😂

@bloodlust_9890

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@sarahparkergrubenhoff4660

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@SadiyahM

Жыл бұрын

Me toooo

@zozogrommer3038

11 ай бұрын

Sameeeeee

ryan: imnot going to be like my teacher, Ryan 2 seconds later: im not going to put the plate down camryn didnt tell me too

@juniorbunior142

4 жыл бұрын

Camryn did say to put the other stuff down

@C2k785

3 жыл бұрын

But camryn didnt tell him to put it down

@grass904

3 жыл бұрын

But cameron did say put it down

@Mercedes.billybouncer

3 жыл бұрын

lol true

Oh my gosh I had that same assignment in 5th grade. It was so extra and peanut butter got everywhere 😂

6:49 No way Cassie is the best she gets expelled then Yasmine brings nothing related to Peanut Butter and Jelly and gets detention now Ryan you get detention now look at the wall of shame

I just watched a guy make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for 15 minutes...

@purrrfectpresentsajpw2031

4 жыл бұрын

I just realised it went on for 15 minutes...

How to deal with childhood trauma: Bully the internet so everyone has to live with the same trauma now

This is literally my favorite video you've ever made

GATHERING YOUR INGREDIENTS: start by walking to your kitchen. then, go walk to where you store your jar of peanut butter. if it is behind a door of some kind, carefully open said door and pick up your jar of peanut butter. after you've done that, use your other hand (the one without the peanut butter jar) to close the door. if it is not behind a door, you may skip this step and simply grab your peanut butter jar. after you've done that, you may walk to the nearest table with your peanut butter jar, suitable for making a pb&j (a suitable spot for making a pb&j would be a smooth, flat, clean surface of a suitable height for you. only you can deside what a good height would be, but i would say below your chest would be a good height) and place your jar of peanut butter on said table. now, walk to where you store your jar of jelly. if it is behind a door of some kind, carefully open said door and pick up your jar of jelly. after you've done that, use your other hand (the one without the jelly jar) to close the door. if it is not behind a door, you may skip this step and simply grab your jelly jar. now, go back to where you previously placed your peanut butter with your jelly jar and place your jelly jar next to it. now we retrieve out final ingredient, bread. go to where you store your bread. if your bread is behind a door of some kind, carefully open said door and pick up your bread. after you've done that, use your other hand (the one without the bread) to close the door. if it is not behind a door, you may skip this step and simply grab your bread. now, go to where you've placed your peanut butter and jelly with your bread and place your bread beside it. congrats! you've gathered all of your ingredients! MAKING THE SANDWICH: now it's time to start making our pb&j. if your bread is pre sliced, take to slices of it. if it is not pre sliced and in a solid loaf, you will have to slice off 2 slices of bread from the loaf. now that we have our 2 slices of bread, place them on your surface next to each other. now, remove the lid from your peanut butter jar. place the lid on your surface next to the peanut butter jar. now walk to where you keep butter knives. if they are in a drawer, open the drawer and grab 1 butter knife from said drawer. now with your free hand (the one without the knife) close the drawer. if your knife is not in a drawer, you may skip this step and simply grab a butter knife. if your knife is behind a door for whatever reason repeat the opening and closing the door steps we used to get our other ingredients (jelly, peanut butter, bread) and lapply them to this step if needed. now walk back to your pb$j making area with your knife and use your knife to carefully scoop around 1 tablespoon of peanut butter out of the jar. you can eyeball it and use your big brain to decide how much peanut butter will be needed, but the average slice of bread will need around 1 tablespoon. now, spread the butter in a thin coat from crust to crust on surface of your bread that is currently facing up. use just a tad bit of pressure to make sure the peanut butter is on there, but not to much that you're tearing the bread. spread from crust to crust to thoroughly cover that face of the bread. for reference, it should look something like this [photo of a piece of bread with some peanut butter on it]. now, thoroughly rinse and dry your butter knife so we can reuse it for our jelly! now using the other piece of bread, repeat the application of the peanut butter process, but instead of peanut butter, we're using jelly! make sure you're using your second piece of bread without the peanut butter on it! ASSEMBLING THE SANDWICH! now we have one slice of bread with peanut butter and one slice of bread with jelly. this part is kind of tricky so make sure you're doing it right. line up your breads so it goes like this: peanut butter bread, then jelly bread in front, and you're standing behind the peanut butter bread so it forms a line. it should look like this: [photo of a line going person, peanut butter bread, jelly bread]. take the slice of bread with peanut butter and pinch the corners of the slice in betweeen your index fingers and your thumbs. your right index finger and your right thumb pinching the right corner of the bread and your left index finger and your right thumb pinching the left corner of the bread. it should look like this [photo of someone pinching the corners of some peanut butter bread]. now, lift up the bread so it is facing away from you and you can see the peanut butterless side of the bread, making sure you're still pinching the corners, and place it on top of the jelly bread. make sure that the peanut butter side is facing down and the jelly side is facing up. it should now look like this [photo of a pb&j]. congrats! now you've made a peanut butter and jelly/ pb&j sandwich! what happens to the sandwich next is up to you. HELPFUL STUFF how to open a door: [video link] how to open a jar: [video link] how to cut a loaf of bread: [video link] how to make a pb&j for dummies video tutorial: [video link]

Nobody: Ryan Trahan: Throws scraps of food in the sink. :(

@mxy1431

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who thought that was messed up NO ONE is mentioning it

@juniorbunior142

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@SanjanaShrivastav1109

3 жыл бұрын

This deserves way more upvotes. I like Ryan but that screams recklessness

@jahir.18

3 жыл бұрын

Sanjana Shrivastav you deserve more karma

@Bruh-ob9mi

3 жыл бұрын

He probably cut the scraps up and sent em down the garbage disposal

Andrew: bites Ryan’s hand Ryan: why Andrew: I wanted a French fry Ryan: my finger is bleeding Andrew: *o o h k e t c h u p*

@amanda-gp1ll

4 жыл бұрын

Why

@sloap

4 жыл бұрын

Windex

@girioola

4 жыл бұрын

Omg vampire

@wevin7

4 жыл бұрын

wHeN

@AliyahGames

4 жыл бұрын

Mighty Magicman lol

2:52 3AM youtubers be like:

Overly detailed tutorial: Walk to wherever you store your bread. (Make sure to breath and blink) Open the thing wherever you store bread(make sure to breath and blink) Bend over and use your arm and hand and reach out and grab the bread.(make sure to breath and blink) Close the thing wherever you store bread.(make sure to breath and blink) Walk over to an empty counter(make sure to breath ans blink) Set the bread on the empty counter(Make SURE to breath and blink) Walk over to wherever you store your plates grab one then set it down on the same counter as the bread.(Breath and blink) Walk to wherever you store your silverware grab a spoon and a butter knife. Walk to the same counter as the plate set the silverware on the plate GENTLY!(Breath and blink) Walk over to the fridge repeat the same steps and technique you used to open the place wher ethe breas was stored just do it to the fridge. Then grab the Jelly.(BREATH AND BLINK) Walk and set jelly on the same counter as the bread, plate, and silverware.(BREATH AND BLINK) Walk to wherever you store peanut butter. (BrEaTh and BLINK) Open wherever you store peanut butter and do the same technique as you did with the Jelly and the plate.(BREATH AND BLINK) Walk over to the same counter as the plate, silverware, bread, and Jelly.(BREATH AND BLINK) Place the peanut butter down gently on the counter.(BREATH AND BLINK) Then walk out of the kitchen then walk to a door that leads to outside.(Breath and blink) open the door to outside.(Breath and blink) Walk out to the side of the road.(breath and blink) And start screaming for a guy named Jeff.(Breath and blink in between each scream.) Wait for Jeff...(breath and blink) If Jeff doesnt come then go back inside to ask a family member to make the sandwich for you.(breath and blink before and after asking) If Jeff does hear your cries then you must be loud. But ask him to make the sandwich and walk him inside and he might make you a sandwich...or throw up on it who knows.(breath and blink) And that is how you make a fool out of yourself and get a sandwich. 😂 hope you enjoyed.(BREATH AND BLINK)

Instructions unclear: I have successfully created a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

why is everyone doing the "nobody:" thing its so overused lmao make a new joke for once jeff

@bloodsh1t666

4 жыл бұрын

lmao ikr so many attention seekers in the comments section

@andrewstudios8723

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Joe: *no*

@fin0463

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes nice

@garrettseiger2005

4 жыл бұрын

Your name is joe, your a dead meme

@myateao7998

4 жыл бұрын

joe uses “Jeff in the same sentence” smfh😐

Smooshed peanut butter and jelly into a sandwich and BOOOOM MAGIC

STEP 1 For each sandwich, spread 2 tablespoons peanut butter onto 1 slice of bread. Spread 1 tablespoon jelly onto another slice of bread. Place on top of peanut butter, jelly-side down. Spread 1 teaspoon butter onto outside of each slice of bread. STEP 2 Heat 12-inch skillet or griddle over medium heat. STEP 3 Place 2 sandwiches into skillet. Cook, turning once, 4-6 minutes or until golden brown and peanut butter is melted. Repeat with remaining sandwiches.

no one: Ryan: * has 3 jars of peanut butter and jelly on his counter *

@juniorbunior142

4 жыл бұрын

Also Ryan:I don’t have 2 knives

@mementomori2334

3 жыл бұрын

Who doesn't

Ryan gets bit and stabbed. His teacher’s name is Mrs. Everdeen. No one is going to talk about this?

@RandomFandomOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

Katniss Everdeen?!😆

@benjaminalmquist

4 жыл бұрын

@@RandomFandomOfficial i knew it sounded familiar

@HxneyBuns

4 жыл бұрын

KATNISS

@NetVideos101

4 жыл бұрын

@@RandomFandomOfficial hunger games??

@wowyouro

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say...

1: grab a bag of bread and put it down on the counter 2: walk to cabinet and grab plate 3: put the plate down 4: then take two slices of bread out of the bag :5 walk to refrigerator grab jelly walk back the counter 6: then walk back over to the cabinet and grab some peanut butter 7: open up the peanut butter and jelly 8 take a knife and then stick it in the jar of peanut butter 9: take the knife else and spread it on the right slice of bread 10: repeat the same thing just do it with the jelly 11: take up all of the slices of me and the butter, and then put them together 12: now enjoy it you’ve earned it

You convinced me to eat one rn Edit: I'm enjoying it while watching the video

“Im done and I’m disappointed.” *puts sandwich in sink*

so apparently, B- gets you expelled but F- gets detention ://///

@Enderia2

2 жыл бұрын

they what now?

@nathanpayne5835

2 жыл бұрын

Makes total sense

@tcrsh8918

2 жыл бұрын

for the dumbasses above me 6:04 6:43

@tcrsh8918

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaplayz7374 and neither did i :D

@tcrsh8918

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaplayz7374 i didnt ask though

Step one : get the bread Step 2: place the bread on the counter Step 3: get the peanut butter Step 4: get the knife Step 5: open the peanut butter Step 6: get the knife and scoop the peanut butter Step 7: spread on the bread Step 8: do the same thing on the other side but with jam Step 9: fold it together Step 10: punch ur face into it until ur face is messy Step 11: eat it If u can

When he started cutting the bread vertically I was dying laughing

wow me: makes sandwich everyday for lunch Ryan: how do you do this?

@danielorgan2453

4 жыл бұрын

@GAMEPLAY YT what do you mean?

@juledjordjevic5040

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Organ lol dont sew me but ive never but ever tried penut butter jelly XD

@danielorgan2453

4 жыл бұрын

@@juledjordjevic5040 its all good a lot of people haven't so ur good man.

@juledjordjevic5040

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Organ aw thx man im not from england or amarica im from macedonia and we dont have it 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

@golden_reddd8333

4 жыл бұрын

R/wooosh

PB&J: grab a bag of bread place it on your counter open the bread bag grab 2 pieces of bread out of the bag make sure there aren't end pieces open your peanut butter and your jelly jars make sure the lids are open; if not, open them. place them down. with the slices, on a plate, place them down. with any utensil you'd like, take any amount of PB of your choice out of the jar. after scooping, place the blob of PB on one slice of bread. tightly seal the PB jar and place it back into your cupboard. with any utensil you'd like, take any amount of jelly of your choice out of the jar. after scooping, place the blob of jelly on one slice of bread. tightly seal the jelly jar and place it back into your fridge. pick up the jelly slice flip it upside down whilst still in your hand. now, slowly place it neatly on top of the PB slice, which is still on the plate. tap it down, making sure your sandwich is together. with a knife, cut it from the top right corner to the bottom left corner, in a neat line. give the left slide of PB&J to Haley, and eat the right side slice. Enjoy!

@tsk961

3 жыл бұрын

So you open the jelly in the fridge and open peanut butter in pantry or cabinet and walk back and forth to get scoops of jam

@tradffy9567

3 жыл бұрын

you forgot to tell him to take out the PB and jelly

@joemammaABC123

3 жыл бұрын

I died in step two because you forgot to tell me to breathe

@cammi11

2 жыл бұрын

You didn’t say to spread the peanut butter or the jelly

@tsk961

2 жыл бұрын

@@cammi11 maybe they like bread and thick middle glob sandwich.

he literally almost made me like choke of laughter-

He now can finally make the final pb&j

Ms.Everdeen: "I Can't breathe!" Ryan: "Oh, I know.... Mwahaahahahahhahha!"

@darkpicture3

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@boshi1088

Жыл бұрын

Breathe air -Andrew Tate

@Raindexx

2 ай бұрын

@@boshi1088😂😂😂

“Life’s all about how you finish not how you start.” -Ryan

@kheemreinaliciamorales3664

3 жыл бұрын

Its a good quote

@elirichards6044

2 жыл бұрын

@@kheemreinaliciamorales3664 no wait its about the journey not about the end or beginning

@jellyattwork8866

2 жыл бұрын

Why is this joke he said being made an argument in the comments?

@zaiumranwala2280

2 жыл бұрын

yo

@KronoCrimes

Жыл бұрын

"Lifes all about how you finish not how you start -ryan" - Ryleigh

6:01 i was hungry while waching this video and i felt so much pain in this moment lmao

you have to find peanuts and butter, then you want to put the peanuts inside the butter, then put food coloring into the butter, then it turns brown, then you want to get grapes or strawberry or any kind of jelly you want, put it inside jello, then mix it, take out the o and replace it with y

Cassie did it almost perfectly, when reading directions you are supposed to read all of the instructions before starting, just common knowledge

@sarah3gee

2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say this. Yes.

@brandonrogersofficial

2 жыл бұрын

Nah u read it as it goes lol

@tsk961

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonrogersofficial humans usually read as it goes, but you are supposed to read all of them first

@screege5647

Жыл бұрын

John 3:16 (NIV) For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Repent and Put your trust in Jesus for your salvation.

@jesse00012

Жыл бұрын

@@screege5647 what lmao

nobody: literally no one: no one at all: the comments: this comment section is literally just no one:

@ebwbau8036

4 жыл бұрын

IKR I just made a comment about this

@ebwbau8036

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t see any no one comments except theirs

@sebastianalvarez1246

4 жыл бұрын

shut up bitches

@molono1451

4 жыл бұрын

420 likes I can't ruin it

My way of making a p&j sandwich: 1. Go to your left cabinet and turn right towards it. 2. Grab the bread and turn 90 degrees clockwise then move forward till you get beside the cutting board. 3. Turn towards it and take your bread and slap it on the cutting board. Make sure you have 2 slices of bread. 4. Do the same process of number 1 and 2 but go to the cabinet next to it to get your peanut butter and jelly (Peach flavoured). 5. Put the jelly and peanut butter carefully next to the bread. 6. Collect the knife which is next to you and put it in the peanut butter. 7. Scoop up the peanut butter and put it on top of the bread and scoop the jelly and do the same thing. 8. Smack those 2 slices of bread’s together! And boom!

14:13 the way he just stoped sounding epic 💀

Only Ryan can make a 15 minute video about pb and j’s 😂